If The Zodiac Signs Had Theme Songs.. (Water Signs)

[@MrGrande]

“How each Zodiac Sign acts in a Drive Thru” 🍔♋️🤣 (Drive-thru Prank) ➡️ kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaHTopapqdh-epI ⬅️

[@MrGrande]

Also... what's your sign??

[@marinelleresch6856]

Saggitarus but i am Like a Scorpio xD

[@GooglyGoodGaming]

Idk but omg I luv u pls ur great

[@sx_llie2410]

Do fire signs!!!!

[@marangk6278]

I'm a cancer and you were on point😭😂

[@mxne-4171]

scorpio: "i love watching people go through emotional pain" cancers: *gulp*

[@hm.5003]

Me♏ and my grandma♋ .._ _.. o,o

[@haidersporsho3960]

Omg it's a 69 its cancer guys

[@nmoney6655]

OMG are there seriously other Cancers here?

[@squeakyskittles8694]

@@haidersporsho3960 now 96

[@screamindog8772]

when you’re a Scorpio with a cancer rising sign well now what

[@Amanda-ng1mx]

I’m a Cancer, but I was just vibing out to the Pisces theme song.

[@Y0URS4LMA]

Xoxo, Mandy Im cancer and felt that way too lol

[@Jay_hates_his_readers]

"My biggest kink is talking 'bout your trauma"

[@unforseen_rain]

when is your birthday?

[@Amanda-ng1mx]

Rufaidha S.V July 12

[@unforseen_rain]

@@Amanda-ng1mx really?! i was born on july11

[@robuswhitewolf4896]

"Gave my heart to a Scorpio.” My dog was a Scorpio.

[@j.mgames809]

PFFFT

[@notphotogenic4552]

My cat is a Leo

[@coraW]

my dog an ophiucus because it doesn’t exist and neither does ophiucus change my mind

[@alwinathomas7906]

This is kinda cute

[@miguelaglramos]

Scorpio Dogs are really vibrant, full of energy and excitement lol.

[@annlegarbage1350]

So, Pisces: Therapist Cancer: Sweetheart Scorpio: *SADISTIC SATAN-*

[@rikahatchshiba...]

Well, I'm a cancer and my best friend is a scorpio, but out of us two, I was always the more sadistic one XD So no, no sweethearts, I'm just a pure destruction! Muhuhuhahahahahah (seriously, I am no good at all)

[@bonniemacfarlane6709]

Did you know that Ayano is an Aries

[@sugarclxuds349]

me who is a Scorpio: no I would say we just attac when thereatened

[@ehh3485]

Not all Scorpios are satans, this makes me pissed. Scorpios r actually sweet and sensitive but just dont go to their bad side......

[@mimitrusters9259]

Sugar Clouds I'm pretty sure this wasn't to be taken seriously

[@jjokal]

If you’re friends with a Pisces, you just earned yourself a free therapist

[@xinyy]

Spoof :0 haha lol

[@MaryaMars681]

Actually my sister is a pisces, and this is kinda true😂

[@Pen4172]

Lel my friend is a Pisces ♓️ and acts nothing like this.

[@jjokal]

it also depends on their moon and ascendant sign lol

[@Pen4172]

Spoof :0 ..true I haven’t really done research on zodiacs (my family follows the chinese zodiacs) But I know I’m a Scorpio ♏️ Libra ♎️ Cusp

[@akt3037]

Piscis and Cancer: The nicest people in the world Scorpio: allow me to introduce myself

[@okaxmii3949]

Excuse you.

[@silasliles3826]

I'm a Pisces I'm not nice and I hate talking about feelings

[@earthwormsally5804]

That's not true, Scorpios are nice but once you make them mad... *oh BOI u gotta run away as fast as you can, you are gonna DEAD once they sting you*

[@Itse1liee]

Cancer’s are nice to people and quiet, We hate people in general and only keeps a small amount of friends and we love to be antisocial and be in our rooms, But when you cross them you better run because you could be fucken dead, they could probably destory you. I’m a cancer btw ♋️🥴

[@Beepbubbles]

"I was to emotional back then" bruh i am one of the most emotional cancer.♋

[@renegaderogue6310]

"Remember the time you like breathed? Yeh that was like really offensive." CLASSIC.

[@namjoonsnostrils8675]

Yep

[@blaccoreo3110]

YEP ♓

[@trainsandplanes6801]

Yeah my sis killed me in fortnite and i took it really srsly- well im a picses thats my kink lol

[@renegaderogue6310]

@@trainsandplanes6801 SORRY LOL

[@chaos7143]

That's called a pissed off pisces 🤣

[@vitalentity1074]

Water signs sound like personality disorders Pisces: Mad Scorpio: Bad Cancer: Sad

[@angelicaluna955]

Not all Scorpio’s are bad like me

[@jillbrown5135]

Have to agree.the sun signs are.

[@marcysnintendoswitch5174]

actually... cancer: depressed

[@nocturnal5eyedmoth151]

@@jintalahir8104 then ur bad

[@alwinathomas7906]

Actually as a cancer....I can be all three at the same time.

[@MM-bj8pu]

The sad truth is: I'm a cancer and fell for a scorpio....

[@lulu4825]

M M treat em right and you’ll be fine

[@celestialvenus6711]

Yep. They'll sting only if they feel threatened, so DON'T cross them and DON'T betray them. EVER.

[@lulu4825]

Celestial Venus they’re just like bumble bees ya know, they’re also cute, but when they feel threatened they’ll sting you

[@celestialvenus6711]

@@lulu4825 Kinda, but only with MUCH more depth.

[@hazelllikessinging7649]

I am Scorpio Just be careful... I like a *LIBRA* Any tips?

[@SillySaihara]

Me: Scorpio Also me: WHY IS HE SO SCARY?!

[@sundayros3]

Miss Calico Kitten SAMEEEE WHY THEY ALWAYS GOTTA MAKE US EVIL 😑

[@jsgdjhahaj]

Miss Calico Kitten we are not evil :> we are misterios

[@BeingBhumika]

Ikr lol

[@_lan1yaa]

I’m nice but we are always known as evil, we aren’t really ever like that unless we get mad and this was so stereotypical in the video

[@alanabavli9290]

It's okay guys, zodiacs aren't even real

[@Goat.parade]

Pisces song: I have a list of exes that I miss Me, a Pisces: *laughs in never once been in a relationship*

[@bianca3389]

Pisces here. Same

[@sooowatermelon3955]

Samee

[@citycat5975]

Same

[@rosariosalcedo7503]

I’m a Pisces and I think the only zodiac that doesn’t have a man is Pisces 😂

[@alyjo]

As a Pisces ♓️ I can relate

[@bi_pride_bish5781]

I'm a Cancer. Pisces is me when I'm in a good mood. Scorpio is me when I'm a bad mood.

[@hm.5003]

N a h

[@bhavnabisht847]

Same

[@radioktiver_boomerang]

in which mood are u cancer then?

[@alwinathomas7906]

@@radioktiver_boomerang when I'm crying- ummmm just every other day

[@almaszericebean1401]

Same I think like cancers are a mix of scorpios and pisces

[@abbymccauley2966]

Pisces and Cancer: Miss their ex and forgives people Scorpio: Will get revenge if you cross them

[@18monthstheysaid84]

𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙎

[@rekhaSingh-tk9uq]

I am a Pisces and I never had or have a boyfriend

[@bartholomewchungusgingersn5432]

*cough* tenfolded *cough*

[@randomfemale4322]

I'm a Pisces sun and Sagittarius moon... I'm a little harsher than your average Pisces 😂

[@rekhaSingh-tk9uq]

@@randomfemale4322 I am a pisces but I am sadistic af

[@yalijoy597]

Me : the pisces When someones sad : r u ok , how r u , Wats wrong But I don't even know them

[@leenmansour154]

yalikha samoura me too

[@lucywatkins7619]

Lmao I’m a Libra and Pisces are so like that that’s why there my favourite zodiac sign

[@bellaw.5195]

Lucy Watkins I’m a Pisces ♓️😌😌

[@bellaw.5195]

Even though I’m pisces I relate to both the Pisces and cancer raps really well lol

[@totallynotcluods9574]

Sounds like a virgo to me

[@unholylight5810]

So... the water signs are just emotionally messed up. Nice.

[@Ace-pf6ll]

I'm a scropio and I'm not even emotional like what's the point ;-;

[@elenaibrahim6972]

It's true

[@toffee_todd]

@Sapphire _Effeckt I kinda like murder and horror... scorpio

[@earthwormsally5804]

And Scorpios, being just.. A Yandere? Sometimes? Being a crazy psychopath? Yeah. Quarantine just by the way made me ( A Scorpio ) A crazy person! (Not mental)

[@toffee_todd]

@@earthwormsally5804 basically

[@davis235]

"SO BASICALLY EVERY DAY IS MONDAY!." Me as a Scorpio: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@eldersister1713]

couldnt relate more

[@hetakari]

Ikr

[@charlesgardner7258]

@@eldersister1713 love your Avatar

[@aesthetic_boba8487]

Lol same here scorpio! GO TEAM SCORPIO

[@empressgiles7851]

i swear being a pisces is like being everyone’s therapist and that’s just how it is

[@maybeimchau2102]

Empress Giles how comes I literally need therapy every second being a half pisces 😀

[@empressgiles7851]

May Be because pisces are everyone else’s therapists but we don’t have anyone to be our therapist

[@maybeimchau2102]

Empress Giles lolol that’s sad to hear because I’m no one’s therapy , that must suck alot Do pisces people normally need therapy though? At least for you?

[@emmavictoria1791]

Im a pisces and im the therapist in my class😅 but there is a boy in my class that is also a pisces (we have the same bday) and he does NOT care about anyones feelings😂

[@empressgiles7851]

Emma Vctoria hahaha there’s one guy in my class who’s a pisces that’s the exact same way

[@beapss]

Who clicked on this video because you’re a water sign?

[@champbrostv1522]

Me #scorpio♏

[@trainsandplanes6801]

Yup im a picses lol

[@pinkwound]

Me (a fellow scorpio)

[@stormycupid2571]

*ME*

[@kyeqitob9006]

Nope imma Sagittarius ♐️ but I rlly like the Scorpio theme song more

[@carolinehamilton7345]

The Scorpio one just sounds like a sadist song lmao

[@rainboecloud3544]

I mean I’m a Scorpio and a sadist lmao

[@SlothBird]

_i mean-_

[@windowstips1430]

That's beacause we are~ *Good Night*

[@maxpresley1605]

I'm just like Scorpio I would literally feel like I'm a demon

[@asmaanaji8806]

All scorpios are sadist :) i dates 3 all sadist😂😂

[@domily1264]

Me, a pisces that finds giving advice therapeutic: I honestly feel so attacked right now.

[@craftygamer2391]

Relatable

[@destinybarrientos3723]

Pisces: I have a list of the exes that I miss Me a Pisces: chokes on my water

[@tildee]

Ikr

[@sippintea7925]

Dont you have gills lol

[@xxalexiaplayzxx8558]

I dont wanna ruin the perfect 69 tho

[@rurururi256]

I'm a pisces with a boyfriend and ik this shit is not gonna last🤣🤣

[@misturawuraola5656]

I don’t care

[@1kbeforehalloween587]

Me: cancer KZbin: I’m going to ruin her whole career

[@princess_sonianevermind]

Quinda nah for real... I feel attacked

[@theinternetsbabysiter8536]

I know right?

[@lisap796]

i'm not a cancer but relatable

[@xtroxmgaming7750]

I'm a cancer to

[@tanktheturtle_8388]

Lol same

[@witheredchica1857]

Fire signs - rude and full of themselves Water signs - emotinaly messed up

[@zeynab8330]

As a Scorpio I strongly AGREE

[@Star-jh1hr]

I’m not rude! Having a lot of confidence is a good thing!

[@thatonejellyloser4260]

Aries: uhhh sorry for actually smashing ur heart into a bloody pulp....

[@anna_2863]

@@Star-jh1hr having alot of confidence can sometimes lead to disasters. Im saying this as a scorpio-

[@Nabonidus-m7x]

Sagittarius is ruled by Zeus (king of the gods) and leo is ruled by the SUN... How can we not be full of ourselves? 😝

[@mach.in.a]

"Just gave my heart to a scorpio" Me: *is a Cancer, who has a crush on my Scorpio friend* Oh shi-

[@l.knerde9015]

ツ S A D ツ Ya might wanna calm down over a joke

[@guccivibezz9262]

Same

[@bawkcluck]

If you like our kind, you’ll be fine, just don’t betray us and you’ll be good 👍🏼

[@Shad0w_946]

Same

[@allybrooks7856]

@『』ƬƦΘレ乇メ This is a kids friendly channel you didnt have to put that AND its a joke as not everyone is different.

[@endoftheworld5357]

This is how many times he mentions the phrase *”spill the tea”* ⬇️

[@amir-vt7xd]

Whats_Up! stop asking for likes

[@meepuwu3764]

82 times

[@spilltheteasisss1206]

Yup

[@endoftheworld5357]

@Spill the tea siss Your name is perfect 👌

[@spilltheteasisss1206]

@@endoftheworld5357 ik that's why I replied

[@marangk6278]

I felt attacked by the cancer part🤣I'm an emotional mess

[@aliahussain2665]

ME TOOO

[@IDK-td5ub]

lol I'm a cancer too and definitely feel attacked

[@robin-jn2vq]

Same. I am a cancer 😄✌🏻

[@JackMoreland]

Same I’m cancer

[@nourrehan6650]

Me tooooooo

[@albedoslover5446]

*Where are my Scorpios at-* ♏️

[@albedoslover5446]

Serena Nguyen sErEnA aRe yOu sTaLkInG mEh

[@albedoslover5446]

Serena Nguyen lmao

[@dogtube8154]

Here

[@ratticusthewinion]

O V E R H E R E

[@wackywings2706]

Aye

[@luxi2741]

Pisces: Remember that time you breathed?.... That was so offensive! Bruh

[@spike16965]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true

[@lynxcie6012]

me: cancer my brother: scorpio my mom: cancer my grandma: pisces when we fight all hell breaks loose 🙃

[@ashutoshguglani7611]

Your family seems peaceful.

[@cxlrar]

do you love your grandma?

[@caibeck4982]

Cool but I'm a pisces, my moms a scorpio and I know someone who's a cancer but they're not in my family hopefully a friend counts tho

[@shellyshore7254]

Me: leo My brother:cancer My mom: Aries My dad:Sagittarius Yeah my family is the same tbh

[@nmoney6655]

My mom is a whole Leo now and my dad is a Gemini I’m a Cancer so you can imagine how that would work out

[@msepiphqny]

Literally one of my bestfriends is a pisces and she's literally our mom/therapist 😭

[@sanjeevna]

Lil_Cookie same girl Mine too she always wants to talk about what she feels about another person

[@ok-he3sl]

I'm a scorpio but I'm the therapist/mom in our friend group

[@raisasfancyvlogs9800]

@@ok-he3sl Scorpio?Therapist? I don t think so.. They are the ones that go to the therapist:)

[@hollyscorner3768]

That's very cool i guess 😊

[@crackhead725]

Me being a cancer: *screams in angry crab*

[@celestialvenus6711]

Me being a scorpio: Stings with my poisonous stingers on every comment mocking my sign

[@rajkrish19]

Me being a Pisces: I don't WANNA HuRt PEOPLE THAT BAD Also me: damn Imma hurt ya so bad u gonna be rekt

[@pusheencat6623]

Aisha Abdi relatab

[@jamorese]

Hello fellow Scorpio! ♏️

[@iibxba_tea8526]

xD so am I

[@ashleyespinal443]

I’m vibing with Pisces song cause I’m a Pisces 😂

[@blaccoreo3110]

Ayyyy same 😂

[@renpirati7634]

Ahh yes the floor is made out of floor...(still same though ♓)

[@Lucyinthesky_withdiamonds2-z9x]

Sameeee

[@craftygamer2391]

It's simply a bop (fellow pisces here 😊)

[@omaimarizwan7c991]

I am a savage pisces

[@KK-ij8vy]

omg... "Give my heart to a scorpio" me: a cancer crush: a scorpio ARE U SPYING ME?

[@caitlintaylor9781]

Sameeee. I’m a cancer and I rly like a Scorpio! Lol, he lets me use his pens in class.

[@moodyaiden5025]

Im a cancer liking a Pisces-

[@justsomebodyyoudontknow]

I am a Scorpio currently crushing on a cancer.

[@earthwormsally5804]

ooH. I wonder if the person who has a crush on me is a Cancer.. i ThInK!

[@iwjfhaifn2950]

I would not recommend givin your heart to a scorpio lol

[@jinxkk]

Let's respect how this man literally spent his time learning about zodiac signs for this

[@FrecciaNeraM36]

Doesn't take that long

[@laurelmoonwalk3043]

Dosen't take long lol,I just discovered these signs for fun Nd I know alot about them now😂

[@VoiceOfAadya]

And over exaggerated everything 😐🙂

[@Official_Chillz]

Okay I feel like people over exaggerate when it comes to Cancers and crying like we do have other emotions too 🙄 ♋

[@jammerjordie]

Same with picses, everyone forgets that we arent just tear machines. Thats why people hate us

[@amyrenee261]

Yes like we arnt a depressed ball of tears and people stereotype us like that we just get mad

[@oopsie.royalty]

ofentse mamaroba yeah like anger

[@sienna6771]

Look at Pisces we are getting called therapist’s!

[@mimthyss]

I'm a Scorpio and it's very exaggerated and pretty in accurate. But star signs are bs anyways lol!

[@Novitiate001]

For Scorpio, one of the first lines, “I love telling lies” that’s actually the opposite of us. We hate lies and people who lie.

[@nmoney6655]

I heard that Scorpios have huge attitudes

[@hetakari]

Yeah

[@hetakari]

@@nmoney6655 we can

[@RuhulAmin-cx9pr]

@@nmoney6655 yes i am a scorpio and i have an attitude and i am proud of it ALSO I HATE PEOPLE WHO LIES

[@epic6272]

Yep

[@jazzjazeemo]

Me: Pisces My oldest brother: scorpio The youngest brother: Cancer

[@fumekoo]

Jazz Jazeemo water bros

[@sk8oruknow]

Oh shoot my fam is the same but air signs Me: Aquarius. Oldest brother: Libra. Middle sister: Gemini.

[@thisbrightsky]

no offense cuz I'm a cancer too thus I can immagine how your house looks like a completly emotional hell

[@jazzjazeemo]

@@thisbrightsky lmaoo no offense taken! Haha it really is an emotional mess

[@gissellept]

Do yall get along? I feel like that is such a good family dynamic (as far as astrology goes) the eldest is a scorpio, the middle child a pisces and the youngest a cancer.

[@grimmmmmmme]

When Pisces' song came up I felt personally attacked- Edit: Shit I genuinely didn't mean to become a stereotypical Pisces, now I just feel more attacked.

[@moumitasarkar.16.4ever]

Exactly! My point!

[@mingibun]

Honestly I am nothing like what they think Pisces are like.

[@HeartbreakEsh]

Mr Grande is a Pisces himself lol, he knows how his mind works.

[@kirikake5414]

@@mingibun Same. But I have some Aries traits so I'm a bit of a mix between sweet and Armageddon.

[@trainsandplanes6801]

Omg same lol

[@Aceptional]

*I’m a Pisces.* • • • • *this is too realistic lmao-* -wowie ! Pisces gang, assemble! I’m born 17 March , for the ones asking~

[@prettygirlslovebrent]

Same! What’s your birthday?

[@inzanityze6207]

Facts

[@brianna7210]

For real!!! And they did us first!!! Normally we are last since we’re last on the chart lol

[@briela3erik]

Lol ikr!

[@Ari-ej6lb]

Me too

[@clementine333]

Some stereotype corrections: Cancer's aren't always emotional and sad, they can also be very upbeat and positive Pisces aren't always sensible and therapeutic, they can also be quite distant due to their childlike nature Scorpios aren't always manipulative or liars, they are actually very truthful and only fight back when they've been hurt

[@kelelrussell3345]

Thank you 😊 your invited to the barbecue

[@ninatheperson]

Yeah zodiacs don’t define who you are

[@Bennvolio]

The Pisces one is so damn accurate, I feel pride

[@xinyy]

CandyCorn CocaCola ikr Pisces gang

[@niki2541]

Yup❤

[@esra6873]

♓♓❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[@cherryies4031]

Yess

[@citycat5975]

I agree

[@marangk6278]

No one : Not even Kylie jenner: Comments: "first" How can 10 people be first?

[@yaranella8515]

FIRST TO REPLY TO THIS RANDOM COMMENTER

[@wackywings2706]

*NO IM FIRST*

[@shadymoonlight4296]

@@wackywings2706 no you're not first

[@shadymoonlight4296]

@@yaranella8515 good job XD

[@myaheyward7437]

Not even Kylie Jenner 😂😂

[@kalopsia889]

I’m scorpio. I started laughing at the scorpio part.

[@rayaa2raww]

SAMEEEEE HAJSBDJED😂😂😂

[@tgalzol0002]

Same i also scorpio i died from laughing

[@sparx5290]

Same lol

[@yoongisgummysmile9469]

Sameeee😂😅

[@SharkyCassius]

Yeah me too

[@potato6439]

Actually ppl consider Scorpios rude even though we're actually being honest which is much better then LYING

[@pk21734]

There are ways of being honest lol

[@RuhulAmin-cx9pr]

@@pk21734 yes i know but it really isn't our fault truth hurts we are just being honest and also ain't our fault yall are so sensitive -_-

[@aesthetic_boba8487]

Ikr

[@RuhulAmin-cx9pr]

@@aesthetic_boba8487 like duhhhh we are just honest being honest is way better then lying

[@vk_xx0757]

Water signs are all Cancer hear me out Happy cancer: pices Pissed cancer: Scorpio Cancer: weird device of emotional pain

[@theshadylady1982]

True

[@weirdasspfp538]

Lmao they found out our secret

[@salmazouari5921]

So true xD

[@joys]

Kay JV Pisces^

[@arielgray9511]

YESSSSSSS I’m a cancer btw

[@okaxmii3949]

Why does almost everyone expect a Scorpio to be a mean, jealous and demonic?

[@sovietvodki7480]

Lolo bro that's true xD you talk like that because no one still dared to cross you 😂 we are nice to the other who are nice to us, but not to those who think and dared to make us mad 😂

[@katiedaniel2598]

Yeah, I'm a soft girl, (jealousy problem is true for me), and demons really don't fascinate me.

[@fualstt]

If you don’t relate to this Scorpio that’s totally normal because you have more than one Zodiac sign, I relate to this because my other Zodiacs are also Scorpio. I’m very bad at explaining this so if you want more info search it up XD (Of course these are all stereotypes, that’s maybe the other reason you don’t relate.)

[@okaxmii3949]

@@fualstt I never said every single Scorpio behaves the same. I'm asking why almost everyone thinks a Scorpio behaves a certain way. And I only have 1 zodiac sign not 7 of them.

[@luckygirl1111]

That's what you'll think if you dont understand them. I'm a pisces so im a therapist and i know why they do that because I swim in their heart like a little shark lol

[@isadwhyme2963]

I’m a Scorpio I LOVE IT WHEN THEY SAID “I love playing games” and “”KARMA when you cross me”

[@toxiccandy4212]

same 🙀

[@citrine_7074]

Same with me because I am also a Scorpio

[@zaynaandoni9061]

Same

[@shinyunicorn4522]

SQUAD UP

[@elenastardelovay7u642]

Mw too

[@ViewingWhateverThisIs]

Cancer: Time is a construct, so basically everyday is Monday. Me: Wise words... Also... We’re are my fellow Cancers at - ♋️

[@oycan_mohamed1259]

Gurl I am right here 😌

[@nocturnal5eyedmoth151]

Here

[@mamdaero_24]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@lazynacho8507]

♋ here! :D

[@leotheowlhousefan91]

Here♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️♋️

[@jilee1565]

Where is my Scorpio buddies 🙌

[@HalaNixNyx]

right here SISTA!

[@jilee1565]

@@HalaNixNyx MY BUDDY

[@HalaNixNyx]

@@jilee1565 hugz* hi buddy! :D

[@jilee1565]

@@HalaNixNyx *hugs back* HIIIIII

[@HalaNixNyx]

@@jilee1565 ALL DA HUGZ* HEWOOOOOO! JILEE! :3 Scorpio TWINS! XD

[@IsabellaCorrigal]

Honestly the demon in my room at night is pretty nice(♏)

[@Armyforever-jz1dk]

Yeehh your right he comes every sunday😊

[@elisaroupsard2164]

Yeah! Mine is so nice too! He comes when I feel angry. He helps me deal with anger... Maybe the wrong way😅. But wait... I AM a scorpio♏😈

[@HalaNixNyx]

im a Scorpio♏♏♏♏♏ and sameeeeeeeeeeeee!

[@alyssaluv3]

same tho

[@dsquadrecords315]

@@Armyforever-jz1dk exactly ♏ he says if you get mad be infinity bad that is my song

[@emkk1417]

Did literally everyone forget that cancers are super moody

[@ayoutubechannel9625]

Same

[@rustysponge5112]

And cancers are dramatic

[@andreathesexy1]

@@rustysponge5112 Pisces is dramatic...Cancers are hard outter soft inside...Pisces are drama

[@ratticusthewinion]

@@andreathesexy1 Scorpios are part of the Gossip Squad so we can KIND OF start drama.

[@_wooyoungest]

@@rustysponge5112 I am not.

[@menuinmalibu]

My Friend Is A Scorpio And She Is The SWEETEST And Most INOCCENT Person I've Ever Met...

[@michaelafton_hot7655]

Well your lucky you didn't meet me im a Scorpio and im really rude as f*** i think it funny to see people in pain 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelafton_hot7655]

This video is me

[@myersfuckingsucks5116]

based on your profile picture you probably are just an edgy 13 year old, but aight

[@michaelafton_hot7655]

@@myersfuckingsucks5116 im 14

[@allybrooks7856]

@@michaelafton_hot7655 So you are a physcopath?

[@Snowbean-ir8gs]

my mom: Scorpio me: Cancer. Also me: wow that's awkward *nervous laughter*

[@bonniemacfarlane6709]

My ma is Virgo and I'm gemini lol

[@josnalama]

same... me n my brother are cancer & mom ♏️

[@astraythestars]

My mom is cancer and I’m a scorpio lol

[@Maba-vp8kj]

My whole family is a virgo-

[@chloema9616]

My granny:Scorpio My mom:Pisces Me:Cancer Coincidence? I think not.

[@xinyy]

“Renember the time you like .. breathed THaT wAs rEaLlY oFfeNsiVe” P I S C E S squad where ya at :D

[@strawberrybanana9405]

Right here friend

[@sheikh5711]

Right here

[@jessicazeller8060]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@kafiluddinbhuiyan3515]

Here gurl wassup😆👋

[@user-nc3bj8rf9p]

Me

[@Marinamiy.a]

i really hate when people say cancers are just crybabys

[@Thealter919]

Does it make you cry?

[@skinnymouse8880]

@@Thealter919 Stop it I'm Aries and I will punch u

[@skinnymouse8880]

Leave the Cancers alone

[@Tiffany-ov2jf]

@@Thealter919 😂😂

[@Thealter919]

@@skinnymouse8880 fuck off I was making a joke

[@hellosisters9782]

Teacher : I don't want to hear a single sound Student : " Breath " After 3 weeks Student : hi tea- Teacher : 0:02

[@singlepringle9698]

I lost it at " *my favorite hobby is healinnng* " I can't breathe.

[@adammartinez9661]

im a virgo and my favorite hobby is healing xd .. nice profile pic tho

[@singlepringle9698]

@@ritarepublikindonesiatanah3636 is that was I think lmao

[@ponponpompon]

_Remember that time you like....... breathed?_ _That was like really offensive._ That part got me.

[@singlepringle9698]

@@ponponpompon same haha 😂

[@moumitasarkar.16.4ever]

Totallyyyy

[@star_ofthe_moon]

Scorpios are brutally honest. We rather hurt you with the truth than a lie.

[@rumidas3328]

Yap that's true...I am a scorpio too and I hardly lie...that part was really wrong about us..

[@smxldckenerqy7898]

Eeh, I’ve lied a fair few times..TwT

[@earthwormsally5804]

Sometimes, Scorpio avoid a fight with a Little White Lie. Amirite?

[@hatakemina0420]

Funny most of the scorpio i met are pro liars.

[@queenan.9011]

Well scorpios are either brutally honest or a pro liar (I'm a ♏)

[@karinar9222]

My mom and brother : scorpio My dad : a cancer Me : the only earth sign out of my mom,dad,and brother

[@lulu4825]

Naomi rivera *compatible*

[@nowshazad9211]

Naomi rivera What sign are you?

[@karinar9222]

@@nowshazad9211 virgo and I promise I'm not as awful as people think Virgos are

[@rayray249]

I’m a Taurus

[@nourrehan6650]

Its seems hard to live in ur house but am a Cancer , we can switch😂😂😂

[@whenwillmylifebegin1451]

"Just gave my heart to a scorpio" Me, a cancer, who is dating a scorpio: 👁👄👁

[@whenwillmylifebegin1451]

"I woke up sad again. Fought with my dad again" Me, a cancer: is it really this common to have daddy issues? That's depressing, and something I'm going relate to for the rest of my life :')

[@moumitasarkar.16.4ever]

True true true!!!

[@mynameisbaru7228]

Don't worry, I'm sag and have them too😂

[@flyingdutchmen1729]

Same

[@iy9835]

I can confirm Pisces is accurate, my bsf is one.

[@winwinslinesarehidinginsms7402]

Armyy Take my 사랑

[@ameeramela-kamara350]

Army 💜

[@ambitiousslytherin7065]

I have 2 Pisces friends and for both of them this is 100% true

[@Lol-tr6cu]

Same

[@chae7937]

Army!! And that profile pic is my profile pic too 🌚

[@tomatojuice4993]

*Cancer getting back with her ex bf for the 8th time* Me as a cancer: OH HELL NAH I WONT GET BACK TO HIM I WILL HAVE REVENGE like if your are a cancer ♋ Edit:oop wow so much ppl actually like this XD

[@Lynn_l]

I'm a Sagittarius with a Cancer moon-

[@goldenmoondrawer6784]

Me as a cancer: hah I wouldn't get with him once I'm ace and aro

[@he2830]

omg is it bad that i got with my ex 3 times ahhahah

[@emersoncohen6890]

Ya we're not as much of "cry-babies" as people say

[@Nononoe]

@@he2830 It's fine, my friend broke up with the same person 4 times.

[@alexacharlotta4762]

Where's all my Scorpios at ♏😈

[@hm.5003]

*here*

[@emperorhirohito4435]

Where here 😈

[@RuhulAmin-cx9pr]

We are here 😈♏

[@sirenblxxd]

Leo here 🦁

[@newspaperturtle2081]

Nah, I am a cancer ♋️🦀

[@davidbumatay]

When he said that Scorpio love making lies ... It's already inaccurate ...

[@earthwormsally5804]

I got offended :/

[@AteliusMapping]

Lie number one ^^ sadistic greetings from a fellow Scorpio

[@PresidentNat]

Yes, scorpios don't lie much. I love scorpios👀

[@barrycuda6866]

Atelius Mapping Nah I only lie when it comes to stealing 😗 and I don’t do that often

[@reyafox9879]

I am arise so should not lie to us. . YoU dOnT wAnT tO sAa A PiSsEd ArIeS ☺🔫🔪

[@leggyalyssa9000]

"If the Zodiacs had theme songs" homestucks: *F O O L*

[@namelessnarrator7271]

*Vriska's theme plays in the background*

[@Realaliatianna]

I’m a Scorpio and literally the nicest person ever lol. Just don’t get on my bad side 😈

[@nevl4nd]

*Cries in Cancer*

[@cristinachis6614]

@@nevl4nd i feel you, but i have my rising in scopio

[@jasmink3841]

As a capricorn, relatable..?

[@cristinachis6614]

Kind of😂

[@skrunkley_6734]

I am a cancer and i have two sides 1. Depressing side 2. Anger hating every thing (to be honest i also kind and no i am not a demon)

[@dumpartble8196]

Laughs in all Pisces mates that I know haven’t even been in a relationship*

[@Adztel_]

Im a pisces when it said “daddy issues” Me: Welp at least im not the only one

[@aestheticallysadienaiyah3129]

Angel’s Productions lol

[@whenwillmylifebegin1451]

same lol

[@itzyour_local6867]

Sameee😂

[@ksgsusgauowoqoiwhfjajhe4548]

Same

[@aspenhney8386]

Ye not the only one...

[@charlottemarks3560]

I’m a Scorpio and that is the most stereotypical bs I’ve ever seen lmfao

[@SophiaMcIntire]

Charlotte Marks Well, that’s the point. They’re based on stereotypes.

[@mb-yc7ye]

Effing trust me!!!!

[@StarBoyLuci]

ikr 😂

[@HeMadeGrad]

Which is Better? Pisces: Like Scorpio: Reply Scorpio Cancer: Reply Cancer Im a Pisces ♓️❤️❤️

[@coldtakez]

Cancer

[@fuzzypig7750]

Cancer

[@bemverlou]

Scopio!!!

[@denisedoumbia1691]

Cancer

[@Bluesycindy3823]

Scorpio

[@anna_2863]

I was vibing to cancers song even though im a scorpio 💀

[@athena-ve1py]

Me being a gemini that relates to the scorpio traits: what the- Edit[11/12/2019]: Apparently my moon sign is scorpio, that makes sense now👌🏻😂

[@MrGrande]

Wait.. sis .. you relate to that??? 😂😂

[@athena-ve1py]

@@MrGrande yes and I find it weird, like I have a scorpio friend that puts at her what's app status stuff about scorpio and I'm like:I DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS TOO, WHAT THE- 😂😂

[@albedoslover5446]

Ylevol *must be those multiple personalities*

[@athena-ve1py]

@@albedoslover5446 I think those might be😂👌🏻

[@albedoslover5446]

Ylevol xD

[@mazenali7332]

Why u gotta do cancers like dat ? :(

[@MrGrande]

Omg 😭😭 the fact that Cancers are the only ones getting offended is so on brand for cancers 😂 didn’t mean any harm ❤️

[@mazenali7332]

@@MrGrande LMFAO TRUE THO no worries tho ,,,, love your content

[@skinnymouse8880]

Its OK I'm Aries and i know not all cancers are that soft

[@nazeemafamily9453]

@@skinnymouse8880 it is true when you hurt them then they turn on you or that's just me

[@nooneishere7109]

Mazen Moataz I know right

[@thxgivingturkeys6248]

I'm a pisces and I don't have any exes lol. I've never been in a relationship but I'm the one who always helps my friends with their relationships. Idk how I know so much stuff even though I'm single as hell.

[@urfatherisbald1169]

#Piscessquad

[@mash3216]

Yh same 😁, it’s like you have the knowledge in your head, but you don’t know where the knowledge came from

[@nornor7567]

Still single, and I see this in every comment, shit, I hope this is not the legacy of every pices. ...😢XD

[@VoidKing666]

I don’t actually really subscribe to astrology, but these are absolute bops.

[@Nina-mv7id]

Lmao when you’re a Pisces and your ascendant is Scorpio. Now this makes sense. 😂

[@vahan9064]

Cancers aren't so DEPRESSING!!♋ ♋ ♋ Yea, we're emotional, but that doesn't mean that we are sad every time

[@PresidentNat]

Not all cancers are emotional, there are the bitchy types and the sensitive types. People can't understand that.

[@witheredchica1857]

Im sensitive but i dont have depression... people think that all cancers think they depression when we dont ;-;

[@moon_card]

cancers are gods & monsters and old money at the same time

[@vladproductions1719]

@@PresidentNat thank you

[@indulgent4317]

Blacknder my big sister is a cancer and she is so rude to me... she isn’t even a bit emotional and just breaking my heart.. (I am a Gemini)

[@ikikyo6890]

I have a best friend thats a cancer IM A SCORPIO XD

[@veenasaraswati2004]

Same

[@L0RDK3Y]

I think my friend is a Saggitarus (not even sure if i’m spelling right)

[@yiinxii1971]

Same

[@ik.-.]

Same

[@hm.5003]

I'm scorpio and my friend doesn't believe that she's pisces

[@clovverz]

Me: Why is a scropio a water sign when it should be a fire sign according to this song xD (I love this song xd)

[@EmyN]

Well, a fire sign would break you physically, Scorpio as a water sign would break you emotionally

[@clovverz]

@@EmyN oh oki ty!

[@EmyN]

Allison The DarkArtist You are welcomed

[@hm.5003]

@@EmyN but I break my enemys physically and emotionally- ;-----;

[@imakitttttt23yago1second3]

Scorpio is a dark water sign, the dark side of water sigms

[@telestraxi8321]

Scorpio is honestly SOO true I know cause I’m a Scorpio 😂😈

[@wackywings2706]

Telestraxi sAᴍE

[@abdulwahabsaeed6312]

Telestraxi same

[@beta3118]

hi im capricorn

[@IsabellaCorrigal]

Is the demon in your room at night as nice as mine?

[@unknownuser2040]

My friends is and shes emo but not really😈

[@colorfulskies3266]

Me a Cancer: What?? I’m not that emotional wtf?! Also me: 🤬😭

[@xtroxmgaming7750]

Don't worry I'm cancer aswell

[@confidence.is.silent]

I'm a cancer🥺😂 but its true: I often manipulate people with my Emotions xD

[@nmoney6655]

Me too when is yo birthday?

[@confidence.is.silent]

@@nmoney6655 july 11th wbu?

[@RegisteredUser71]

Me.Grande say with me guys im a CANCER Me:I-I-I’m a- Cancer.... ♋️

[@xxawesome_alexaxx2976]

Cancer right here in the shadows. '-'

[@mira-hc1ht]

We together forever!

[@kyna6600]

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-‘m not a Cancer, I’m a Scorpio.

[@Idkhowtonamethis444]

Cancer over here..

[@earthwormsally5804]

I'm a Scorpio UwU

[@Amal-jq3xk]

Send for a Water Sign immediately Can you make a song about Earth sign fast cuz I am excited..

[@pennovation]

What sign are you my dude?

[@GalaxyJustice]

Yeah I need ONE I’m Taurus

[@oensi]

Taurus ♉ Tauruses are rare to find in comment sections istg

[@bellaw.5195]

sugacube since your a Taurus, can you tell me how they act when they like someone and are crushing on them...?

[@marikajaia909]

He literally roasted my scorpio moon lmao

[@ruthilalthangpuihmar2149]

Owwwhhhh true...... But having this sign is hella hard. Things gets too deep and sometimes people take me being dramatic but it's just so intense 😑

[@terminus422]

He insulted my scorpio star, sun and moon.

[@hught.2872]

cancer: "I woke up sad again" me: yup, sounds just about right

[@minicupcakes5656]

kinda weird how scorpio is always depicted as demonic, but every scorpio i meet are such genuine sweethearts

[@flare_gamingbinamira3337]

Thanks I'm a scorpio♏

[@cinasbackupchannelbutratve7188]

but i don’t like how people give scorpios a bad reputation i’m a scorpio and i don’t think i act like this :(

[@CrimsonAkato]

nah that's accurate . especially the karma part .. nobody has gotten away when messing with me .

[@CrimsonAkato]

@UCQzMKrVeab9rMxP1VIwiWzQ I was talking about my self cuz im a scorpio . everyone who messed with me got owned by karma coming right back at them .

[@caeisonfire]

Just be glad you aren’t considered weak like us cancers... cause I wish I was a Scorpio like they’re the best.

[@drkfyres3745]

Feel bad for you

[@angelleangel3125]

What if you arEEEEE🙊😳

[@sweet_fillet1685]

Cancer: give's heart to a scorpio* Scorpio: breaks heart* Me: it just remind of me and my bf breaking up._. Scorpio by the way💀💕

[@sovietvodki7480]

My bf is Cancer- No I can't broke his heart ;----; I'm gonna lock myself in the closet ;----;

[@sweet_fillet1685]

@@sovietvodki7480 okay._.

[@robuswhitewolf4896]

The only time a Scorpio has broken my heart is when she died.

[@sweet_fillet1685]

@@robuswhitewolf4896 oh,i'm sorry

[@robuswhitewolf4896]

@@sweet_fillet1685 Thank you

[@fayepancake1958]

Piscis: helpful and calm Cancer: listener and sad but sweet Scorpio: ABOUSLUTE DEMON

[@takes20years]

My mom: Scorpio Dad: Scorpio Oldere sis: Capricorn Younger sis: Aquarius Baby sis: Capricorn Me: Aries

[@nourrehan6650]

Damn

[@888.gibsss]

I’m Aries and proud

[@Sha_K4ise]

Yo Aries Squad!

[@mmnfjx4062]

Aries gangg ♈️♈️♈️

[@HalaNixNyx]

ima scorpio :P XD

[@capowebfir920]

This: exists Me, a pisces: oh

[@L0RDK3Y]

same

[@kiaragamer3859]

You made a Scorpio sound so dark- I totally haven't had those time of thoughts

[@kyna6600]

I have. :’)

[@alertaidiota6227]

As a Scorpio I'm deeply offended that someone could think that of me >-

[@BeanieBoogirl]

I’m not, I’m that 😂 😈

[@onetwomany6242]

As a cancer i find that really that song full of lies. Every person has defines sides no matter when they were born. When somebody hust my feelings, i break them, not cry over them.

[@PresidentNat]

Thank youuuuu! Not all cancerians are emotional, like people stop.

[@vladproductions1719]

@@PresidentNat cancers* and also same

[@galinaatanasova1779]

It really depends on your birth chart aspects , if you got a tougher rising or moon sign it would make sense , its not just the sung sign yanno

[@onetwomany6242]

@@galinaatanasova1779 i was born in the middle of the day a hot summer

[@galinaatanasova1779]

@@onetwomany6242 This has nothing to do with your birth chart lol

[@SimpleeeeeeJJ]

Amazing video as always. You should do "If F.R.I.E.N.D.S characters had a rap battle "

[@nimrahk.3172]

Janaya Gumbs YES YES YES!!!

[@oliviannichole]

YESSS

[@anitamilka7395]

that's genius

[@HalfAnd_Half]

No... Not trying to be mean or anything but I don't like F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Again sorry ;-;...

[@fritz5820]

Omg yaas he should also do "The Office" characters :0

[@qcEm60]

Why people underestimate cancers there not only emotional there’s way more to us 🙄

[@starbutterfly8996]

Emily hunt EXACTLY. ...do you wanna be friends?

[@qcEm60]

Kawaii Potato 👍🏽

[@sanasana-ig3bo]

I am a scorpio. i definitely agree with you. There's more to cancers

[@blaccoreo3110]

Yeah, like bad grammar- ♓(ooooh here comes the Pisces, packing a punch 😯🙊)

[@pierreodendaal6519]

He's exaggerating the stereotypes. Yeesh! Why can't people get that.

[@prachiparsekar8096]

"I woke up sad again fought with my dad again" OMG.