If Titanic was in 2022 🙄🚢😂

[@goldenlion7147]

saying *"We Identify as men"* was the best move that they have done.

[@akshy471]

But men are a social construct.

[@codex.224.3]

loll

[@mrmorecoolist]

That was funny

[@kevinvu105]

Cmon we all know most women tend to act based on emotions, they’re not logical enough to outsmart anyone lol

[@Gold-Creeper]

They are like: we don't care

[@vaibhavidamani2162]

" this is how men are treated" "Like shit" Hits hard man

[@tonyathomas135]

MEN ARE Not treated bad shut up there always trying to act like the going through so much pain and there not if you were a girl you would understand dumm

[@kostascholas8751]

Yeah, I totally agree

[@ejgozar3294]

Yup

[@AcecloudyStormcat]

Men 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🛌💏(these mfs don't have the preg dude emoji)👪🧓🖕🖕🧓 🧔♥️🧓👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲💀💀

[@StrikerClaw]

Damn.

[@NW1_1]

children: it's a win win situation

[@mr.minion693]

Haha

[@e_51_shubhamdebnath43]

oh then I identify my self as childern

[@gamer_it6025]

2030 men and women only

[@riaplayz9444]

😂😂😂😂

[@GreenNinjaGaming-on6ox]

Until you identify as one

[@immanuelzenith8640]

Respect to the woman that accepted to play their roles in this video

[@Deadgrnade101]

fr

[@RandomRandomRandomX10]

Specially THAT one

[@NextFuckingLevel]

Yes, these girls are cool

[@Beyond_Realm_1]

Yeah.

[@JbBlazefaze14]

Na fuck em

[@MusicByAllonaMayost]

Don’t forget the Karens. “I was told this boat was unsinkable! I wanna talk to your manager!”

[@dr.slimewise7650]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 best one here

[@augur8261]

What? You don't need to be a Karen to expect basic safety when on a ship. Nor do you need to be a Karen to be angry at an incompetency that puts lives at risk. Get over yourself.

[@faziluzzaman4884]

You reminded me of old complain habits of women 😂😂 rather making it right or atleast save their own life.

[@Unknownmillie137]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@floppaissus5099]

Manager got away on the first😂

[@nikbirsingh]

“Everyone’s a feminist until there’s a titanic around”

[@Itsmeitsumi]

"5 years 5 years"

[@happydayzwithhappylizardz]

"5 years, still you, still me, still here"

[@Itsmeitsumi]

"5 years 5 years baby 5 years 5 years"

[@nikbirsingh]

What does this mean I’m so lost.

[@Itsmeitsumi]

@@nikbirsingh The phrase "Everyones a feminist unitil there is a spider around" is from the song "5 years" by Bo Burnham

[@markeye2043]

“You wanted to be treated like men, and this is how men are treated… like sh**” That absolutely had me dying.

[@superk9letsplays419]

Funny and true

[@zengetsugaming1990]

Well my man speak facts

[@AmAn_DoingStuff]

Kinda true 😂

[@ArbathSahadewa]

Well, you couldn't be more right 😅

[@calvin_zero]

True

[@amaryllis234]

If this was made into a movie, it will be a masterpiece

[@fireflies35688]

Couldn't agree more

[@drrrr.r5006]

Fr

[@Tanjiro2013yuki]

FR

[@I_dont_know_a_lot_about_names]

yeah

[@Kornn66]

This is just missing that the captain would be pink haired, fat, they/them thing.

[@autumnwind4741]

Titanic getting a reboot be like:

[@NahIdWin2100]

69 likes sheesh

[@yesdaddy7220]

@@NahIdWin2100 96 likes sheesh

[@agasthya9128]

Modified for the modern audience 🤣🤣

[@Yourmomzie]

Titanic 666 be like:

[@youraveragehistorian578]

@Wtdd it’s not a sequel

[@justacorn0211]

The fact that he waited for rose to die then blow whistle 😂😂

[@soulgaming4735]

😂 😂

[@Zandex97]

Thats what happen in movie too

[@Universe4-U]

@@Zandex97 no, he was already dead when rescue came.

[@SobaYatai]

@@Universe4-U took long enough.

[@sekiro3074]

Lmao

[@ehetenandayo4667]

A masterpiece we don't deserve but the one we need

[@infinity2462]

Indeed, it is as you have guessed

[@oentrepreneur]

I love that dark knight reference

[@mgazzz219]

Every ears should see this👀 The truth🙃

[@adelalmohtaseb5261]

This made it on the news lol

[@teddybeargamez]

​@adelalmohtaseb5261, wait, actually?

[@有]

"Men and children treated differently" "Funny and sad truth"

[@mauretaniatheemojicatlover]

Not titanic it is queen Mary 2

[@nikolaitonev114]

Bro i seen you everywhere!

[@rien9265]

“I think I’m dying jack” “I love 2022”

[@eoinoconnor5783]

The rose wilted.

[@tylorcan15]

Yes

[@Bumblebeeprime-ux3bj]

that was the best line of the hole video ❤😂❤😂

[@mariluzcaban244]

*blows whistle*

[@remixandkaraoke]

@@Bumblebeeprime-ux3bj "whole"

[@hhs31]

"Men are treated like shit" 10000% accurate statement

[@LavishedEgg]

So true

[@timelyferry]

right so delusional. men are only treated like shit on occasions like this. women are treated like shit the rest of the fking time.

[@HellHoundTheDumbDominican]

Ong

[@nanoswagger]

fr

[@Tree511]

fax tho

[@allenjoseph1659]

The whistle at the end AFTER she dies🤣 attention to detail🤣🤣

[@urhypeboy]

It's not a mere "detail", the whistle is literally the whole plot.

[@GeorgiaViking]

​@@urhypeboyRose blew the fk out of a whistle in the actual movie when Jack died and the boats came back.

[@BigBossTussBall]

Bro she murdered him and you cant tell me otherwise.

[@AdmiralKarelia]

@@BigBossTussBallif Jack got on the door it would have ridden lower in the water and they both would have frozen. Jack knew that

[@stellarwind367]

Feminists been real quiet since this dropped

[@Frisb99xx]

Why do people always take things way too literally without having a bit discernment and rational towards the issue? The same way tax goes to all classes, the rich and poor 10%! However the 10% out of rich and poor are different in nominals for they have different revenues! Men and women are created different biologically! It's not fair for women to demand men to carry babies and in labors in the name of equality for they have no wombs. But all genders wanted to be respected, appreciated in work places etc

[@URtornado]

​@@Frisb99xxTell this to those toxic feminist, they are disrespecting mens everytime they get a chance

[@Frisb99xx]

@@URtornado men you got it wrong! i addressed this (above) to counter those toxic males, who took equality to the wrong level! No matter how equal you demand, surely women never/couldnt ask you to bear a child since you dont have womb, so it's fair. As for the toxic females, they are not gonna be accepted even in their own gender community, so relax! But surely you ain't talking/channeling feelings being beaten by girls in the competition? Arent you? I found lots of gentleman helping me in my career. I never disrespect men when succesful, i'm sorry for you🙏

[@DuasMinion]

Lol

[@kimartyac]

Because we’re too busy laughing

[@neelmazumdar673]

"I wouldn't wanna imply that you can't handle the ice cold water as well as a man could" had me rolling 🤣🤣

[@JosiahFickinger]

I found that funny as well... Denies physics lol

[@TYdehigh]

ROSE: "I think I'm dying Jack." JACK:👍. I died laughing right along with Rose, thats what she gets for not scooting over and letting Jack up on the door in the original. Justice has been served!

[@cristinagomez3283]

@@TYdehigh "the hammer of justice is unisex" - Batman or something

[@anamfatima2660]

@Johannes Hartman who said that

[@rsfhbray4862]

Samw

[@kai5289]

The whistle truly a nice final touch

[@Piss_drinking_enthusiast69]

Diss respekt

[@jesuscroist5977]

@@Piss_drinking_enthusiast69 touch grass

[@bigaraga]

whisle* xd

[@bigaraga]

@@User272-e8t 🤓

[@bigaraga]

@@jesuscroist5977 🤓

[@konor6456]

if you made 3 hour version of this i'd watch on repeat for a week xD

[@saajiddaya2152]

Me too

[@itzozzybloxplays6183]

Make it a movie 😃

[@lucky4029]

Me too

[@sixthhills]

Me too

[@yusifkatulie3817]

And then ask for a part two 😂

[@DanielCayo-uj3pg]

“Well this is how men were treated, like s**t” So true.

[@beanik835]

By other men, by women, by politics, by society, by the whole world. No man wins

[@zoddxtodd5649]

Fr, me and my friend did all the work on this project for school and the girl in our group took credit for it

[@DanielCayo-uj3pg]

@@zoddxtodd5649 Totally agree, and they say they’re disadvantaged with no opportunities 🙄 what a bunch of fking idiots

[@denverlilly3669]

@@DanielCayo-uj3pg What makes you think that?

[@denverlilly3669]

@@zoddxtodd5649 That sounds like your fault.

[@Pan-CakeVR]

The ghosts on titanic: “FINALLY WE HAVE WOMEN!”

[@mrboxcutter]

@longestcomment6969I can’t quite put my finger on it but that sounds familiar…

[@ItsYourGurlAsh]

Ghosts don’t age lol

[@roastytoasty8559]

@@ItsYourGurlAsh your mother doesn't age.

[@ajttchng7101]

​​@@roastytoasty8559your penis doesn't grow

[@levvz6113]

​@@roastytoasty8559😱😱shiver me timbers, spoken like a true primary school student

[@adnanshaikh5675]

“I won’t let go rose, I won’t let go” leaves her hand 💀🗿

[@sta5011]

I love 2022 - jack 2022-1995

[@averyjohnson7728]

Well how the tables have turned!

[@Demoncraft79]

​@@averyjohnson7728how the turns have tabled

[@madman3314]

The way he said "LIKE S***" makes me laugh so hard

[@SarahFinds]

Ummm 🧐 noted

[@kailuuu]

Same 😂😭

[@jeromepoles1722]

Lol

[@himaririku5289]

wait when

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@Artcorner27]

😂best short...!!! ever on youtube...!!!!

[@EntytyOwner]

“You wanted to be treated like men and this is how men are treated…. Like SH*T” This is so true 😂

[@Mickaa011]

Absolutely ❤

[@Jaypcreeper666]

True

[@worldofcreativity4202]

YUP

[@tonyathomas135]

No it's not it's because men are treated better cause men always wanna act like they don't get treated well us girls have to go through so much stuff men have to stop with this stuff

[@rorysainsbury6816]

Can relate

[@balravens410]

"Leo, I'm dying" "Rose, it's 2022"

[@Clovercoin]

"Just keep your heart beating, you'll be fine." or "Stop being so dramatic, just live"

[@justthisguy3899]

@@Clovercoin Yeah that makes sense 😂

[@justthisguy3899]

@@Clovercoin And wow what a name you have😂

[@Clovercoin]

@@justthisguy3899 ehe

[@ambermiyuki7476]

I couldn’t figure out WHY she waited to blow the whistle AFTER he died! Wtf?!

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

“It’s 2022 Rose. I wouldn’t want to imply you can’t handle the ice cold water the same way a man could!” that just had me balling for some reason😂😂

[@mmonster6853]

286 likes and no comments, let me fix that.

[@akaitskam4028]

460 likes and one comment i can fix that.

[@5ace500]

Losers for eternity. Congratulations to you two.

[@najju2606]

@@5ace500 🤓

[@shadowlp9790]

@@5ace500 🤓

[@Piggy-x5o]

Don’t forget the Karens. “ i was told this boat was unsinkable! i wanna talk to your manager”

[@ordinarylives-exceptionals4608]

U Copied

[@LearnLesson97]

Ha very funny

[@SupremeDUX22]

copied

[@Myrcsik]

Cooopyyyyy

[@Dizzy_994]

The karen is kinda right here, it was the crews fault the Titanic sank, not because of the iceberg

[@wildmoose3979]

"Leo, I'm dying" "I'm sorry but you're over 25"

[@LevelUP84]

Andrew Tate and Pearly things would be proud.

[@supersaturn4742]

If you're over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must have!

[@KazShiro]

@@supersaturn4742 Every person 19 to 24 with a gaming computer:

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

W I S E M Y S T I C A L T R E E

[@ivanna4980]

JJajajja

[@averyjohnson7728]

Rose: “I think I’m dying Jack!” *dies* Jack: “I missed the part where that was my problem.” *blows whistle*

[@levihearen]

Spider man reference

[@123RADIOactive]

That’s a cute Spider Man pop culture reference you got there. Did your husband type it for you?

[@tacis7729]

​@@123RADIOactive what's wrong with that?

[@ZoroKun60]

Titanic: the rise of Bully Jack

[@imapolemicist2239]

That was horrible... And I'm going to hell for laughing so much I snorted.

[@simsimaorange3655]

"I think im dying jack" "I love 2022😂😂😂😂😂

[@theunidentifiedlarp]

proceeds to call a trench charge*

[@urhypeboy]

Unfunny

[@Lance_unbound]

​@BLACK_BERRY.07 wait, he has balls?

[@eobardthawne7825]

he waited until she dies to blow the whistle

[@nun140]

​@@eobardthawne7825That's how the movie ended she waited till he died to start calling for help

[@lordrankx]

Someone 2024?

[@jesusisloved888]

Me

[@Ultra_vegitto]

Nah 2025

[@Harlan-cc1gi]

me

[@Pirate_Hunter_Zoro-1B]

Here

[@Mathgirl-loves-legos]

Me

[@dhritishmannath3030]

Jack be like:I missed the part where that's my problem

[@guy-wr5wr]

Ayo me

[@yorkerold]

Sigma Jack

[@mrlucas004]

Well jake and peter real life friends

[@Agoodduck158]

Makes sense considering Leonardo DiCaprio almost played Spider-Man

[@encikammar4468]

Bully Jack

[@alba7732]

The satisfaction on Jack’s face is priceless 😅😅

[@jamesmayle3787]

The Bible is truth. Please read at least three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness, that’s what makes it click. Parents are easiest. They’ve loved you to some degree. It’s actually extremely important to forgive them specifically, that relationship has spiritual significance to God. Remember to break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness too. Please, it’s really important that you do these things as soon as possible. The Bible is truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.

[@DTCHoop]

@@jamesmayle3787 uhhh no

[@QueenJenniferTheGreat]

@@jamesmayle3787 I'll try

[@risqr9026]

@@jamesmayle3787 the bible is true, my father is greater than i so why did you still think that jesus is a god even he has dad?

[@kangpaidi8567]

@@jamesmayle3787 it’s 2022

[@Luxunzuh1]

"men in children first" them subtitles tweakin 😂😂😭

[@Marichatx1000]

LMFAOOOO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT

[@Whiskers4169]

Damn guess the pastors got the special treatment

[@Yesunbileg-mu9mt]

I AM DTING 💀💀

[@iUsedToBeCringeAF]

IKR I LAUGHED OFF MY ASS 💀💀

[@matybigboy8574]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Bananaman-2321]

Jack: Die like a man rose.

[@specific78]

“We can handle it just as good as men” ….”SHUT UUUP!!!!!!” That killed me 🤣🤣

[@kalebsmith939]

Same here... My stomach hurts from laughter

[@BabsChannel]

Women ain't good at shit. They're holes, that's where it ends.

[@kreuner11]

Too bad in reality that just means families and people will be loaded at once without putting extra effort of ensuring the order based on gender, why would that make sense

[@anitahand5699]

except today all the crew would be female as they were diversity hires . they would not be able to lower the lifeboats as they didnt have the strength. if they could they still could not row away from titanic ... again, see previous statement.

[@BringBackAsbestos]

@@kreuner11that wasn’t true. Men period were not allowed on they stopped. The husbands had to catch the boats after the women were loaded on

[@priyanshusingh2097]

Now that's what we all have been waiting for so long Brings me tears

[@coolman504]

Of happiness of course.

[@-SimonRiley]

@@coolman504 No he's asking to bring him the tears of the dead women who were wailing in agony due to the freezing cold water of the arctic while the sharks devour their dead remains. A true man I need

[@Amiruny]

@@-SimonRiley 🤨

[@itzozzybloxplays6183]

🥲

[@priyanshusingh2097]

@@-SimonRiley 😏

[@aquario6914]

The amount of times I watched this is unhealthy

[@spectre10]

Same

[@faitha8]

Omg same

[@safrielsaputra8388]

same

[@VanellopeVlogs]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dubskulls9554]

Same here

[@RENDOMGUY2]

I am subscribing to you this is a masterpiece😂😂

[@Johnwick-ue6ei]

"Jack help me i'm dying" "I missed the part where that's my problem"

[@ihateorangecat]

she gon put dat dirts in you eyes.

[@zoverawizo7476]

@@ihateorangecat in the ocean. 🤪🤪🤪

[@ihateorangecat]

@@zoverawizo7476 oceans dont have dirt? 😤

[@NotTheXe]

Spiderman reference

[@A-SUS]

@@ihateorangecat she dirt herself, but it requires the girl to sink first

[@SuperiorBenana]

A masterpiece, this deserves an Oscar

[@fredocricket58]

True 😂😂😂

[@Parashock99]

Indeed it does my good friend

[@victorbinting]

I will definitely vote for this.

[@LearningNew365]

Pure gold

[@ItzSatoru.]

Yep fax

[@JACKWEASEL]

Amazing! Absolutely amazing!

[@RNDMEDITS555]

“i think im dying jack” “ i love 2022”

[@Farming-vic]

He’s like ow ow thinking when did I ask

[@Ashlin_]

You missed the part where a Karen would swoop a random crying child and goes “I have a child! I have a child!”

[@Hokageminato]

She wanted to live because she had a child : women ☕

[@yessir7315]

Women ☕️ 🗿

[@synchrotune2833]

Hey, that's good

[@aakashnaik1576]

Dunkirk x Titanic 2022

[@johnraina4828]

"I identifies as a child!"

[@SebTheSigma]

Rose: "Jack I'm dying" Jack: "Womp womp"

[@ultimatepilot]

UNDERRATED AS HELLLLLLLLLLL

[@deeskillz2000]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AleTorres182]

Cringe

[@SebTheSigma]

@@AleTorres182 womp womp

[@Quantuumn234]

​@@AleTorres182womp womp

[@SpiderSora]

This video is gold because at the end of the day ladies us men aren't being misogynists, we're just simply taking your logic and using it against you 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@xa9ax]

“I’m dying Jack” “Sounds like a you-problem”

[@thefirephoenix872]

444 likes

[@burningwolf5805]

She finds herself in a sink or swim situation. Welcome to being a man.

[@todaychange5-7783]

2023 logic if I identify as a fish I’m most likely to survive

[@favouragu4724]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[@69yourmom25x]

I identify as a shark so that you have zero percent of surviving

[@todaychange5-7783]

@@69yourmom25x you wanna eat me?😨😘

[@Hope-Solos-Darkstar]

Modern western women:“I feel like if you just manifest hard enough it will happen for you gurl”

[@SedanaRblx]

​@@69yourmom25x but you are almost blind and cant see anything

[@isaac5622]

"Draw me like one of your non-binary, bisexual french transgender woman Jack."

[@horrorgamestv6564]

Lmao

[@deadsheep1017]

Jack: "it's done!" Rose: "...why is my painting self wearing clothes?" Jack: "I do not objectify respectable non-binary, bisexual French transgender women!" *starts sweating* "there's more to them than their bodies". *starts panicking* "OMG! did I use that right!? It is 'them' isn't it!?" Rose: "....I did not think this through."

[@capt.bellamy]

Oh no

[@nobleseven5293]

More like your half black , half Mexican , transgender , homosexual , disabled , dwarf woman

[@DastardlyDavid69]

Sounds like my kinda woman.

[@Thatoneguy-2101]

Best b Vid u ever made in the history of vids made by u

[@thehollyweedreptile]

Start a petition for this to become an official movie 😂

[@disahraj]

To make something like this you'll need a fundraiser, not a petition.

[@analieromero]

Count me in. 😎

[@prakharyadav3872]

Ya this should be a blockbuster 👍🏻👍🏻

[@AsjadSS]

"I think I'm dying, Jack." "And I respect that Rose. you're dying like a man. I'm proud of you!" 👏👏

[@pmzeenath442]

The best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nataliamason3398]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@limitlessimmortal3449]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@focusonyourstudies7217]

😂😂😂

[@nigsbalchin226]

@@sayeedakhan7090 He/she/it is! He's/she/it is studying 'The Decline of Misogyny and the Rise of Misandry in the Twenty-first Century.' It's a new major in the New-Woke University of Havard. All the best universities have one nowadays.

[@ginnyhaokip2060]

What i've always been waiting for🤣 "This is what you always wanted"😅

[@beast-master2094]

Voice of the private reminds me of skipper from the Madagascar movie.

[@TellTailTales]

Okay but the captain and assistant uniforms, they actually did some effort into it, great job!

[@patriotproductions2486]

We need this to be a full two and a half our long parody. It would make millions.

[@CassetteDeckPlaylist]

Billions

[@Ankit-dt4mb]

Trillions

[@johnyshinde129]

@@Ankit-dt4mb Quadrillions

[@uditrautela3910]

infinitillions , because alien bros are also equally frustrated 😃😃😃😃.

[@vikramadi5436]

Multiple Quadrillions💁

[@ZekromEXPlays]

"I'm dying jack" "You should get that checked out."

[@MattAndJustus]

🤣😂. "gotta handle it like a man... no crying!"

[@ZekromEXPlays]

@@MattAndJustus That should be the ending line LMAOO 🤣🤣

[@PHSPictures]

😲🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JonAnt714]

LMAO

[@Y2KJosh]

I was your 300 liker slayy

[@totoybrown0908]

idkw, but this for some reason hits the spot and feels good 😂😂

[@rawat04]

Ikr

[@navascv8745]

maybe this is what real equality feels like to men.

[@rawat04]

@@navascv8745 yeah and it kinda satisfy my soul ya know🤣🤣

[@lampy1801]

@@rawat04 ...how?

[@rawat04]

@@lampy1801 i can't explain u it's an emotion 💀

[@booga6565]

"I think im dying jack" "Sweetie I really dont care"

[@Birdsofhappynes3452]

“I IDENTIFY AS A MAN” “ I HATE 2022”😂😂😂😂

[@Tulin730]

Ikr? Not being able to base your entire life around what people's genitals look like is just not acceptable?😂😂😂

[@Unknown-rq]

635 likes yet 0 replies? let me fix that

[@aydensalmon1240]

725 likes and 1 comment let me fix that

[@Strawwcatt]

9 likes and 11 replies, lemme get my plane

[@TheZephyrChannel]

1800 likes and 3 replies? let me fix that

[@blackmarketmedia3328]

"I identify as a man!" Killed me.

[@Sailorbyday]

I'd be like uh no you don't toots. Nice try haha

[@CyberTrons3124]

@Ted Mendoza yeah RIP him/her

[@cm9241]

@@Sailorbyday that's in the extremely hypothetical situation that a woman would talk to you

[@Sailorbyday]

@@cm9241 Oh one would. I do have a girlfriend so your comment wasn't very well thought out

[@cm9241]

@@Sailorbyday yeah yeah. "Oh guys I have a hot girlfriend and she's totally real you just haven't met her"

[@nahnottoday..8866]

"This is how man are treated.... Like sh!t" 😂😂😂😂

[@Shiva_jat]

Haha video have clearly shown who was treated like a shit i.e women letting then drove 🤣🤣

[@mikey7747]

Hilarious, especially the ending when the ship is sinking!!! Bravo 😂😂😂

[@Bloodshed_Silence]

Holy shit I need this as a movie

[@cyrildewaha]

I would pay for it!😂

[@ihsanizwer]

I would pay for it(2)

[@explorinvamp4551]

Me three 😂🤟

[@skylark2251]

Me 4

[@quietkid52]

That would be a blockbuster

[@eoinoconnor5783]

“We just say that half the time. We don’t actually believe in it” Truer words were never spoken.

[@lynishere]

Nah, completely opposite.

[@UpStageIce]

@@lynishereyou don’t say it half the time and you believe in it?

[@lynishere]

@@UpStageIce Kind of.

[@mateuszkrytyk5711]

​@@lynisherehuuuuuh?

[@Corruptix_]

​@@lynishereno way☠️☠️

[@deadsheep1017]

Meanwhile the guy who identifies as a chair, being surrounded by water. *This is fine*

[@UnitedStatesOfFrickenAmerica]

Lol

[@rathinasabapathy3796]

The guy who identifies as an attack helicopter *Flies away filled with people *

[@aniketsrivastava1870]

Cause that chair is motivated

[@deadsheep1017]

@@aniketsrivastava1870 if Vergil was there, everyone would be so motivated, they'd simply carry the ship to shore.

[@3ternity_lostforever]

Alright I'm convinced that the 2000s generation had a stroke, dayum it I'm part of this generation- 😄🔫

[@tuananhluu6732]

That's the best honest version of Titanic I've ever seen🤣🤣

[@d_ward4871]

“You wanted to be treated like men, and men are treated like SH*T !!” 😂 😂

[@halalola432]

By other men

[@toginfinity8418]

​@@halalola432 yeah, you're definitely a woman or raised only by a mother.

[@theshadeow5103]

@@halalola432 By everyone

[@gamereffector1952]

@@halalola432 By society

[@amirhamzah97]

By the world

[@Therealdeal19834]

“I identify is a child” Could have just won the battle

[@SirBilly18]

Then you can never date anyone or who you’re dating is a pedo

[@MarkoEdwards]

666 likes but no replies?

[@MerquizeRules]

Impossible, they will never admit that they are still children, their huge egos won't allow that

[@MarkoEdwards]

@@MerquizeRules 0 likes but no replies? it's gonna be 1 like and 1 reply too

[@Skullguy-w7b]

😂😂😂

[@angga442]

Rose :"i think im dying, Jack" Jack :"seems like a you problem"

[@Morte_death]

@calvin bailey I was just going to say that but you beat me

[@mattlawton4715]

Ye hurry up then stop wineing and get your head under the water take it like a man🤣

[@contractor1535]

I missed the part where that's my problem*

[@zeussoulhd2169]

Jack: "Ok, and?"

[@ritzyt4783]

Lol get better

[@Formula577]

"I love 2022." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@universellaylist1777]

"You wanted to be treated equal to men, well this is how men are treated, like shit." True words.

[@nikhilprince2904]

Goddam, I want girls reaction after hearing this

[@gr33k0no]

-Master pogeay (nailed the writing)

[@babyshrekk]

@@nikhilprince2904 They don't give a shit tho

[@universellaylist1777]

@@nikhilprince2904 me too

[@The_Blue_Ender]

@@nikhilprince2904 same here

[@chriskarley384]

" Rose, why don't you give me that necklace." You don't want that monstrosity weighing you down while you kick do you?"

[@sibis89]

🤣🤣🤣 Saves all the effort of diving for it 80 years later

[@aoxgam3r274]

xde

[@lemonade3623]

"I am dying Jack" "I forget the part where thats my problem."

[@iamerikross]

Spiderman!

[@Welder19]

UNDERRATED AF🔥🔥😭

[@navtektv]

No Uncle Ben!

[@sarthakdash3798]

gonna put some ice water in your eyes

[@Elkanimates]

I missed the part where that's my problem

[@RyanAbuGhazaleh-f6e]

Best short ever :)

[@PlatinumEagleStudios]

*as the ship is going down* "I IDENTIFY AS A MAN!!"

[@MattAndJustus]

Hahaha glad you caught that line. Thanks for tuning in! we got plenty more vids comin soon

[@Eddii_]

@@MattAndJustus ayyyyy lessgoooo

[@thechickencow6470]

It’s not feally funny it’s literally just transphobia. :\

[@OblivionShattered]

Did no one notice the subtitles say: "men in children first"? 💀 they wildin

[@7ninekrueg573]

Ayo wtf

[@Maniacc007]

You are wildin

[@ShadowReaper695]

O god why did you point it out 😭

[@wirelessdude5413]

Fr

[@Somebody10_94]

Ayo 🤨😳

[@justtheamazing]

imagine your last words being, *"I IDENTIFY AS A MAN!!!"*

[@Pebunaut]

This needs more likes 😂

[@kambatgirl5305]

Fr

[@sithumiperera5212]

U absolutely forgot the trad wives sayin " we need to make a boat from the scratch"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ramijkhan2.089]

When Jack on the plank and Rose in water popped on screen I laughed so hard😂

[@victorkr4118]

Don't hate it but it's satisfying.

[@ramijkhan2.089]

@@victorkr4118 yeah more satisfying than asmr

[@Peaflowertea268]

The fact is rose don't share a door space for him now revenge card lmao XDDD

[@Monsterdeh]

Me too🤣😂

[@anthonymarshall6868]

Actually, the captain said men and children first, so that's why it's like that.

[@evank0385]

this is an absolute cinematic masterpiece from beginning to end

[@driftingwolf0]

Coming in 2024. Titanic Z. Follow the story of Ross, A KZbin, tik-tok, and Instagram influencer as he vacations on a boat with a rich cougar fiance, living off her divorce money but still wants to feel young despite being 15 years older than her spouse. Watch as he hooks up with a black strong independent female named Jackie who is working on this cruise ship to pay for college so she can get her degree in gender and ethnic studies, as whirlwind romance grows despite it being one day and Ross's fiancé is on this cruise with him. A love so beautiful Ross can't help but post about it on his alt account. Ross: I think I love you Jackie. Jackie: how many followers you got? Ross: Just hit 800k Jackie: I love you too Ross! TITANIC Z (Remastered for zoomers)

[@deezing]

Not really it's stupid

[@bmphatcat]

@@deezing mad?💀

[@dubbcee1000]

@@deezing you mad or nah?

[@deezing]

@@dubbcee1000 nah

[@JDWalker495]

“You wanted to treated like men well this how men are treated, like Sh*t” Had me dying 🤣🤣🤣 It’s true tho

[@rylenbarber711]

It’s true tho

[@crAzytitAn4741]

Its true tho

[@lawrencelawrence4441]

Its true tho.

[@lilybe7500]

It's true tho

[@marcosfranciscogutierrez8697]

It's true tho

[@Nursing2024-i9z]

The “I identify as a man!” At the end got me😂. Also this is just FACTS. We are not equal and I like it that way.

[@Master_Reaper]

This whole video was so satisfying to watch

[@Babynetta]

Agreed

[@Zap99]

Agreed*100

[@haziq0007]

say no more!

[@imrakibul6965]

True AF

[@Omwashere]

Fax split

[@mexstudios6753]

1912: Women and Children First 2022: Men and Children First 2122: Men and Women First

[@vksmanbro4998]

2222: nobody only

[@Saitawa]

Real 2022: Men in Children first

[@Not9_]

@@Saitawa ayo wtf

[@aimanzakh7380]

wait, where's the children 🤣🤣🤣

[@PSTRIPPLEE]

2090 Men in black only

[@dipesdas2453]

Rose(Dying):- i love u jack Jack :- Thank u 2022💀💀

[@extremeresponsibility]

Plus put women in the military draft. Equal, let's go witches.

[@ItsJustKylie-]

They're basically saying the same thing, just appreciating different entities.

[@KrisOchwal]

@@extremeresponsibility When women say equality they mean it in terms of opportunity not things like physicality. If you had to pick someone to fight for you, a physical fight, and there are two options; the average man and the average woman, who would you pick? If your fighter dies you die. That's why if it's "necessary" men are the ones forced to fight. It's not fair but women didn't set those rules.

[@balkadur752]

Excuse me, wir haben 2022

[@extremeresponsibility]

@@KrisOchwal Good morning Kris. You are not accurate in your beliefs about Modern Feminist. You are describing an aspect of traditional masculine and feminine. You are accurate in describing the real differences between men and women. So explain why Modern Feminist assert that the physical, mental, emotional differences between men and women is so small that it is insignificant. For example, this is why it's ok for trans men swimmers to compete against women. Because there is no biological difference between men and women.

[@CallMe-Pancake]

Bro I tried to like 6 times cuz the vid so good

[@rashb3994]

😂😂😂 that pink haired girl coming out of nowhere as the "voice for all women" hit on so many different levels. That moment was classic!

[@Floryn_2345]

Ikr!! HAHAHAHHA

[@meganrhode88]

Really? It "hit on so many levels"? Aw, so fragile. Have you been hurt? Poor baby.

[@anthonygregory6797]

@@meganrhode88 someone got triggered and it shows. Go be triggered elsewhere, these videos are for those with a sense of humor, not those offended by humor lol.

[@sugarpie6989]

@@meganrhode88 This is no place for those who get triggered by one thing or another. People share jokes and videos for those who have a good sense of humor and if you don't see the joke here then you better go to the place where people like you get triggered and argue one with another,leave this good person and don't share that garbage of yours,share it somewhere else but not here.

[@Vagabond-92]

@@meganrhode88 crybaby

[@bingusbinted]

This feels like an entire movie, what a dedication to make a shorts with this quality

[@black14512]

Fax

[@zeexu]

@@black14512 hey bro tell me your fax number and I’ll send you the fax

[@judyavril123]

The cold never bothered her anyway 😂❄️

[@elijahsmall5873]

Lol

[@safwanshuhaib9968]

🚶‍♂️ 🎶 LET IT GO

[@sahansathsara6293]

Yeah frozen 😂

[@jonathanmongan6881]

@@safwanshuhaib9968 nah it’s LET HER GO LET HER GOOO 🎵

[@ritzyt4783]

LOL this made my day lol

[@slippinghandintohistory]

People be fighting each other for respect they didn't earn, while the rich steal away your food

[@DeronMathew]

"Stuck In 2008" I can't imagine a better time to be stuck in

[@vergil1155]

FR, I used to wonder how great the future will be. I was dead wrong. I just want people to think the same way they used to.

[@battleborn8658]

I prefer life before Nickelback.

[@snak47shootrz]

Fax

[@atune2682]

motherfuckn true

[@paladinr3016]

1988 was even better.

[@xTriton_]

Ain't nobody talking about the captions? *"Men in children first"* 💀

[@miabullion8366]

NAH LITERALLY

[@-Tanjiro.]

I'm rolling now dead 💀

[@Quittedd.]

Okay sir! *Puts men in children first*

[@390-kv]

Makes sense, sperms in the penis.

[@CarterBadonkadonk]

What the hell im dying!!

[@Ash-05]

That Jack guy could have easily saved her by just sitting upright and let her sit beside him but decided to treat her the same way he faced 110 years ago. Respect man.

[@extremeresponsibility]

Plus put women in the military draft. Equal, let's go witches.

[@kesokirvalidze9620]

@@extremeresponsibility that aint even impressive u know women go on army too right, my parnets both mom and dad are in army

[@extremeresponsibility]

@@kesokirvalidze9620 a few things for you to think about to understand modern feminist "equality" in respect to the military 1. Are women required to register for the selective service military draft? 2. Is the physical training test the same for women? 3. Did the two women who passed the Ranger course get any special treatment?

[@lazypawtato8701]

@Ethan S not body shaming but a door can't carry to adult men, it will sink.

[@phani123d]

Huge respect actually. They pay back honestly.

[@jasonmercieca451]

Good video! Straight to the jugular!😊

[@silkroad9991]

That "Like shit" really felt personal

[@Bailey_og]

Everyone is treated like shit, but why do men and women want to say they have been treated like shìt more?

[@arandomguy1226]

​@@Bailey_ogwell if being forced to die on a sinking ship whilst other escape isn't being treated like shit then what is?

[@Bailey_og]

@@arandomguy1226 does that happen now? No Does being forced to longer get education? No Win win

[@mariobertinho1073]

@@Bailey_ogfucking yes, look Ukraine men have to fight and it’s a must a condition any man over 18 is required, while Ukrainien women are allowed to have fun around the world, Everytime things gotten worse it’s man that’s required to dealt and women to be survived with children, if that ain’t treating like shyt then I don’t know wrf u talking about

[@arandomguy1226]

@@Bailey_og what has education got to do with this

[@maxcarrillo2454]

"Its 2024 , babys are only aloud"😂

[@winxclubflora8446]

How can you assume thats what the babys want? Stereotype much?

[@AleonMelon]

​@@winxclubflora8446it's just joke, man

[@MilksieSucksAtEverything]

Its 2024, babies are capable of handling a sinking ship as well as any other person and if you dont think so you are just an ageist stuck in 2022 🙄

[@aaravbhushan7904]

​@@winxclubflora8446 the thing you said is a joke? I am genuinely confused

[@ContentRugby-yy2uj]

​@@winxclubflora8446it's a joke

[@mrgrandi]

Rose: "I'm dying Jack!" Jack: "You're a strong independent woman you'd be alright"

[@burningwolf5805]

As Jack gets rescued by a lifeboat a man spots rose sinking and is about to jump in and pull her to safety. Jack: stop right there m1soginyst! Strong independent whamen don't need a man! She must save herself must swim to safety. Check your Benevolent $exism!

[@ansa_is_chasing_ya]

Its too romantic when rose says her last words

[@someonewithbadgrammer6740]

In 2023 : Captain : Woman and children first Men : Can i go in? Captain : I said woman first, you are not a women. Men : but i identify as a woman. Captain : Oh, my bad, come in

[@kupamanduka]

lol good one

[@fiquenaly]

Hahaha!

[@herkas5207]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Abyssal_Omen]

​@Austrian Painter you the biggest bot, you the biggest bot

[@scp05-13]

:skull: