If we had a German Bakery..

[@WorstPremadeEver]

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[@wetshredder4962]

Play outlast trials

[@AWildYamYam]

With gobby not knowing the difference between the fish and the music term bass, I can imagine her reading “We turned the bass up so high the building shook” and she is sitting there imagining a giant fish flopping around rapidly making the room shake for a solid 5 minutes and then realizing they meant the music term bass

[@ragdude7323]

Gobby

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

This could get really funny if she hears the german pronounciation for the music term:D

[@greenpotato4796]

The real kicker is that the way you pronounce bass (fish) is the exact way you say bass (instrument) in german, while the fish has a completely different name

[@thesolersystemofgames841]

Gobby

[@thealrighty3534]

how would a fish even get into drugs

[@edwardofengland2993]

I like how within two minutes, Ellis admits that he'd be ok with eating nothing but nutrient paste for the rest of his life, then calls Alex an unfeeling robot.

[@Nyghtking]

I can tolerate eating the same thing for a couple days, but there's no way I would be able to eat only nutri-paste every single day of my life.

[@JayHog1992]

@@Nyghtking Flavor is important in one's life as well, so if you're going for nutrient paste, make sure flavor is accounted for several tubes.

[@lordwarlockthangwrath8662]

I think subscribing to a good meal plan would solve the issue.

[@francescoserio781]

As an italian person, Jonk's spell at minute 6:40 is so majestic that my ears are bleeding

[@derokdeathaxe6984]

yeah, the subscriber was saying hi and talking about the weather in May 11th

[@BloodWolf227]

@@derokdeathaxe6984 They should talk about the weather September 11th 2001

[@tearenn3046]

No joke, I have yet to understand what the original message was supposed to be. I only understood that it was about a nice 20 degrees sunny day and then suddenly war

[@radmanvito]

at 7:00 when gabby said "bees :D" i internally cried from how cute it was

[@SupahCray]

YES! 👏🏻 She.Is.Cute! ALL HAIL THE CUTENESS OF BEE MUMMY! REEEEE!!!

[@X3H3X]

Not even 30 seconds in and Ellis pulls a Jonk

[@kayBeeDoesStuff]

@@brandonb5395Ellos

[@angelkittygurl7122]

7:02 Gabby saying "Bees :D" was so freaking cute

[@MintTheProtogen]

Because Bees. :3

[@jamesbernadette6216]

3:49 yeah ok, if Gabby and Jonk ever get a dog, I'm calling PETA... I think they'd appreciate two seasoned employees.

[@forgenorman3025]

Daaaaamn lol

[@domeen0gt895]

I did not expect you to go in that direction, congrats to you my friend.

[@mariscion2124]

PETA would put them down 😂

[@julciasilon6438]

In Poznań we have a restaurnat/bakery called "Gluten Tag" which is funny bcs in polish translation it would be called "Yes to Gluten" :D They have pretty tasty breakfasts

[@SupahCray]

Oh FFFUCK yeah.....I could go for a yummy, gluten-filled breakfast in the mornin....all we have at home right now that I could have for real breakfast is cereals. 🥺🥺🥺

[@stepver2273]

What, so gluten tak?

[@StrikerSionis]

Yay, my ps5 joke got in a video

[@unownk2245]

That’s nice

[@austinplatt]

Great job mate.

[@stephengalvinjrtrue]

Congrats laddie!

[@MrNobody-]

​@@austinplattyeeah m8

[@danielpalvie6647]

I saw this comment and waited for it and ngl, pretty soild😂

[@owenedmonds736]

That frying pan sound effect made me chuckle maniacally

[@danielodonnell360]

I cannot believe Gabby hasn't made a 'Beez Nuts' joke yet. :D

[@BloodWolf227]

If she heard that she would probably agree

[@auburnltl7452]

1:38 It wouldn’t be a WPE video without Jake blowing everyone up.

[@andrewwilcke9378]

So true

[@gaiusmarius4209]

you know, i dont think it was Jake cause his magazine is full before AND after the explosion... and the impact point seems to come lower and BEHIND his POV.

[@ZackLansen]

​@@gaiusmarius4209you sound like Ellis

[@blackslime_5408]

2:40 from the moment Alex understand the weakness of his flesh, it discusted him

[@Sunglass_Man]

I love how even though I’ll come home from school balling my eyes out from having a mental breakdown, I watch a single episode of WPE and I’m smiling and laughing. Love y’all’s content 👍

[@danzansandeev6033]

I’m like “how can you survive on just nutrient paste, it has no taste and texture, it’s bad” and then I think “oh they are from UK they are already used to it” XD

[@prussiangamer]

Good lord I remember entering the stream and Jake was speaking Italian I thought I was having a stroke

[@camblycreeper7999]

You walked into the "il peggior premade di sempre" stream on the Italian dub channel

[@goldenhate6649]

Speaking Italian is a stretch

[@Joker938]

I don't know about the you but it says that you made this comment 6 days ago.

[@spk1121]

​@@Joker938: Channel members get early access (Join button)

[@camblycreeper7999]

They get to watch it Early, we just came in when it Publically released@@Joker938

[@KuramaKyubi9]

Jonk pronouncing "Germany" as "Jiminy" was pretty fucking great. 😂

[@CathodeRayKobold]

If I owned a french bakery in a hospital cafeteria I'd call it "Eau De Pain"

[@brantontucker6734]

0:18 and he calls them incompetent lol

[@kevinkorenke3569]

You had me with the German dad joke in the thumbnail.

[@Lilith-parker]

"Wait this game has a Tutorial" is the most wpm thing ever 😂

[@burningruin666]

3:05 he went full registeel

[@kevinkarpovs7597]

A bakery in Germany would be gluten tag while a bakery in france would be jonk’s pain offering

[@RicardoMeansKing]

I love how one does a thing and everyone goes dumb goblin mode immediately

[@Horbiflorbin]

Another WPE shenanigans compilation I swear I don't think I've ever NOT laughed at when I watched a video from you guys lol

[@BloodWolf227]

Same here, they are always funny

[@justguy-4630]

I like that with the lack of Cath their likeliness of getting cathed has been reduced by 65%.

[@Remoniq]

Gluten tag is serious a genious name for a bakery in Germany. Great idea Gabby/Cath.

[@hexesayuri90]

As a german, that bakery joke punched me out of my seat! I literally cackled like a hyena for a good minute 🤣🤣🤣 What a genius idea!

[@torakunoichi]

I laughed so hard when nick found the frying pan and hit the chicken just the here chikka chikka chikka *clang* like it’s the kind of laugh where your an muscles feel like they’ve curled up and laughing is a silent spasm

[@jacoblansman8147]

There have been a fair few attempts to produce nutrient powders or pastes. Back in 2016, the best known attempt at this was Soylent, which had been started in 2013 by Rob Rhinehart. Rob Rhinehart was quoted as saying “I hypothesised that the body doesn’t need food itself, merely the chemicals and elements it contains.”

[@Nekomancer1983]

Soylent Green took it a bit too far though.

[@privpi]

How does one hypothesize scientific facts?

[@katoutthecoffin8788]

And humanity would slowly loose its teeth...

[@WyomingPronghorn]

I will never give up pizza!

[@jacoblansman8147]

@@WyomingPronghorn I have no intention of giving up pizza, pasta or chocolate

[@error4v0r47]

Gluten Tag is such a good joke.

[@sushifox2058]

Siren island reminded of Gabby learning to sing in Sims😅

[@MrFlame-zk5cy]

6:49 🎶 he put a spell on yooooou so now subscribe 🎶

[@summerwatson3794]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVED Alex’s joke about the German bakery 😂😂😂😂

[@kiravatheargonian]

0:15 I did that in Warzone 2. I picked up an RPG, Turned around, shot the RPG, realized the NPC had a shield, fricken got downed, and then rage quitted 😂

[@TheDisquietingNight]

0:48 is Jake actually says "Redacted" over there?😂

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

Saves the Editor some time

[@derpsoldierp.m.c1183]

0:33 I can say with confidence this is what a migraine would sound like

[@masontrupe9047]

Being content to eat nutrient paste forever is somehow the most UK thing I’ve ever heard. RUUULE BRITANNIA. AND ALL HER BOILED FOODS 🇬🇧

[@prohappyboom]

2:00 i think jonk has learned what Ellis must feel

[@sauldimas7009]

The sound of nick hitting a chicken with a frying pan is the best sound i have ever heard

[@SubjectCarne]

3:50 poor mingus..

[@safebox36]

As a software developer from the UK, I say "bay-tah" and rhyme it with "day-tah" because it sounds more professional. Despite the UK pronunciation being "bee-tah", the same as the Greek pronunciation.

[@R41Ryan]

What about beh-ta

[@victoriaasenjo524]

Jake reading Italian casting Spell of Bleeding Ears

[@jamesyoung16]

jonk is casting a spell that just made me laugh so hard

[@BloodWolf227]

I think it has different effects on different people. For example, my ears started bleeding :)

[@nanardeurlambda]

7:22 "wow wow wow! Pipe Bomb. So cool. I wonder what happens if I -" *beep*

[@Iamwar2000]

Only jake would "accidentally" shoot a robot dog with a 50 cal

[@khoonkitlim5963]

4:04 DEEZ NUTS. 4:30 Best green energy ever of all time. 5:19 Kris Kross "Jump" playing in the background

[@GenJeFT]

Some people seek to split the atom, the WorstPremadeEver graduated to splitting chickens.

[@adannunez482]

*bonk* "whammo!" - Nick with a frying pan 🤣

[@Manu-ct9uz]

Yeah you don't catch a chicken with a frying pan you thaw a chicken with a frying pan.

[@MrEgg93]

Nick donking that chicken on the head with the sound and then he turns around with a pan in one hand and a fucking chicken in the other, absolutely killed me 😂😂😂

[@silverscorpio24]

"Did you just kill yourself?" "I pressed the wrong button." Ellis just pulled a Jonk.

[@jungler-bungler]

damn this was fun to watch on a thursday morning

[@danielevecchia]

6:17 don't worry Jake, even italians can't speak Italian correctly 😬😬😬

[@glitch164]

Every gaming channel ever: "Wait this game has a tutorial?"

[@leonardotheitaliangigachad8026]

After that butchering of my ears that was Jonk trying to speak Italian, I'll drink ethanol and light myself on fire Love y'all and your Vids, guys ❤❤❤

[@BloodWolf227]

The spell worked, my ears actually started bleeding :D

[@alicetrentin7546]

Jonk's italian hurts me on a spiritual level

[@doublemdoublefun708]

That italian readingv hurt my soul to a core level. Whatever Jonk tried to spell, can be sent to the butcher's shop cause it was completely slaughtered.

[@milhouse8525]

English peoples saying that they would eat past instead of their usual food is totally understandable xD

[@arthuryork2293]

"Jonk's casting a spell"... There is a Pratchettian joke there somewhere, possibly.

[@henrikhyrup3995]

7:05 now THAT'S how you do content!

[@NerdburgChannel]

Like my German barber, Herr Cutt

[@MorasWhispers]

I don't know if this is on purpose, but Gabby is killing it/owning the Tiny Tina impression :P

[@BloodyMobile]

"Ladies first... Gabby, talk." - "Beeeeees :D" xD

[@azurebalmung4520]

Now I want WPE Merch that's just a shirt showing Jonk in Hogwarts robes, waving a wand and muttering bits of Italian

[@justinrolls9526]

1:03 As someone who currently owns chickens and has for the past 10-12 years, some days, that's accurate.

[@samueltrusik3251]

Top-notch German humor.

[@drinkfromthecup]

"German humor is no laughing matter!" (c) ZF Clan

[@WolfyFancyLads]

I mean, to be fair to the eating one, I'm the same. Buying the food, preparing the food, cooking the food, letting it cool, eating it, and the bloody expulsion of it later, it's just such a pain. I genuinely would be fine never eating again if I could. Also, "slapping the bass" sounds like a euphemism for something dirty.

[@firezone8770]

6:17 as an italian i can confirm that was nowhere near understandable

[@stevenblakeley4452]

"call me cute, I'll kill you in your sleep. call me cute" well that sums up yanderes in a nutshell

[@DemTacs]

For the WPE-staff: If you're sitting on a horse and it's tired. You're riding a bike. Wonderful day to all of you goofballs. ^^

[@hambourje]

he hit the chicken so hard it had mitosis

[@villiamanimelover]

4:30 OMG, I've seen this same layout on another game... but there was a master bedroom you had to walk across before the balcony but you can walk left on the balcony to another room in the mansion... but the game is... uh... *very unique*

[@joaquinluque935]

Gabby say something Gabby: BEES! :D

[@rhysmay3123]

Jonk ,alex, and ellis are the 3 stooges and gabby and cath are abbit and costello

[@Liam-bq1qp]

6:18 he hexed us with dyslexia

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

5:58 Jake: Fish right? Or is it fishes? Alex: Fish or fishes Jake: Well which is it? Alex: Both are correct plural form for the singular word Fish Jake: You’re very smug right now, aren’t you? Alex: A little bit

[@vonhollen39]

2:18 is the most brittish conversation I've ever heard

[@Joker938]

4:53 No Ellis. We don't say "Bay-ter" either.

[@barrywilkinson8470]

Jonk is the master of languages

[@CooperGal24]

XD WHY is the Frying Pan scene so damn funny!? Is it the sound of the pan hitting the chicken or the overall talk about using a frying pan to get chickens?

[@michielq5191]

As an experienced migraine man thats basically what it sounds like

[@thesentricwing5638]

6:47 Jake is not casting a spell he just summoning a weird and dark ritual or smth...

[@purpledevilr7463]

5:58 it is jellyfishes. Because it refers to multiple species of jellyfish. - multiple of a single species is fish. Multiple of multiple species is fishes.

[@DarkJusn2020]

Call me a madman, but accidentally shooting a 50cal. In their dogs face sounds somehow just *so* John...

[@iropthegamer726]

6:18 bro is reading an italian book in english 💀

[@akramgimmini8165]

Hmmm Wunderbar, now we can bake: 1. Weizenbrot oder Weißbrot 2. Weizenmischbrot 3. Roggenbrot 4. Roggenmischbrot 5. Vollkornbrot 6. Weizenvollkornbrot 7. Roggenvollkornbrot 8. Hafervollkornbrot oder Vollkornbrote mit anderen Getreidearten 9. Schrotbrot 10. Weizenschrotbrot 11. Roggenschrotbrot 12. Pumpernickel 13. Toastbrot 14. Knäckebrot 15. Mehrkornbrot, Dreikornbrot, Vierkornbrot usw. 16. Haferbrot, Reisbrot, Maisbrot, Hirsebrot, Buchweizenbrot, Gerstenbrot 17. Dinkelbrot, Triticalebrot And much more! Also dont forget to put butter before the Nutella!

[@tarasdiary]

jonk trying to read italian is beautiful

[@Cloak_N_Dagger]

I watch these videos with my girlfriend, and she asked near the end of this one, after already watching fucktons of videos, "...Why is he Jonk?" And this could easily be understood as either an philosophical, maybe even existential question, or a more literal question. Although upon further discussion, she does in fact mean, "Why is he called Jonk?" rather than, "Why do Jonk do what Jonk do?" My best attempt at an answer is, "Because his name is Jake, and he's a little bit jonky." I would greatly appreciate an official answer to both the philosophical and literal end of this question. I'm sure the crowd can answer the literal, but I feel that only Jonk can say why Jonk do what Jonk do.

[@SirPirckleton]

He misspelled his own name Jonk, instead of Jake once and we've never let him live it down!

[@AceWolf456]

I think if the world switched to only nutrient paste, I would just end my own life. Food is the rock keeping me grounded.

[@trenchcoatbandit]

bros the literal embodiment of mouth going faster than the brain XD

[@TheLodjur]

It's like watching one and a half gamer trying to teach his marginally interested, totally lost siblings how to play the game. 😂

[@mathieubeaucage5976]

You clearly from the UK for thinking in such a way of food!😂

[@dragongirl01]

This episode was a roller coaster

[@skeleton_craftGaming]

I'm glad I am not the only one that thought that sounded more like a Latin than it did Italian.

[@sircharles1808]

1:13 NO! I heard enough about cloning in the stream today, please no more!

[@divineautismo]

Genius thumbnail pun.

[@Cbyneorne]

First thing I do on every single game I ever play is go into the settings, make sure everything is correct and proper (such as invert Y being on like a normal person), and then look at the keybinds.

[@theodorehazel6920]

1:00 i have raised and taken care of chickens and ducks for a long time now i feel this