IF YOU HATE KASHTIRA, WATCH THIS

[@Bronymonster44]

Hi everyone, "Aura" here. Wow, I actually didn't think my game would actually get shown. From what I could tell when I was dueling, my opponent made the Red Eyes Flare XYZ because they believed they could burn me for 500 damage each time they attacked. But since Right Hand Shark was used to make Crooked Cook, it doesn't activate an effect to become battle immune, so I never took the damage. The moment Zeus showed up, I literally said "PLEASE tell me you're going to try the effect!" I was legitimately crying with laughter when they did. He surrendered SO FAST after that! EDIT: By the end, they only had 12 cards left in the deck, while I still had 34. So it would've been difficult for my opponent to try winning via deck-out. But since this was in Duelist Cup, I cannot check their deck list to see if they had any possible "outs" left. EDIT #2: I see many people saying "Scareclaw Kashtira would've gotten rid of Crooked Cook." Believe it or not people, Crooked Cook will NOT have been stopped in this duel even if Scareclaw Kashtira uses it's effect. It won't matter if it's paired with Fenrir's attempted banishment effect or any of the other Kashtira monsters. Crooked Cook will STILL remain immune to battle destruction and will STILL remain unaffected by card effects. Master Duel will show the effect of Scareclaw Kashtira triggering, but it will NOT affect Crooked Cook at all. Please feel free to test this yourself with a friend so you can see it work as I've described!

[@Zanzuki93]

that ending was something LOL

[@staroyouno]

Chaos angel has the same effect and it's great even against swordsoul players because they all think they can beat over it 🤣

[@Bronymonster44]

@@staroyouno Fortunately for me though in this duel, Crooked Cook would be safe from a Raigeki since the protection isn't limited to just monster effects. Where as Chaos Angel only gets protection to monster effects and battle. But yeah, either monster still has multiple weaknesses for balance thankfully.

[@m7md_mns923]

he could have won if he just continued banishing card from your deck with Ogre right?

[@UltimaXVI]

How long was you laughing for? I wouldn’t be able to play for awhile after that

[@EmCeee411]

It's really funny that Kash hatred is strong enough that people will root for the guy sitting on Crooked Cook.

[@cancri6066]

That ending caught me off guard. That was so funny, wiping his entire board.

[@Celestial_Wing]

What happened there?

[@Bronymonster44]

@@Celestial_Wing Simple. He used Zeus effect which sends every card on the field except itself to the graveyard. Crooked Cook wasn't affected by card effects, so he stayed on the field. So in the end, my opponent realized he screwed up by removing the rest of his cards.

[@Celestial_Wing]

@@Bronymonster44 so Zeus is like Black Rose Dragon

[@Bronymonster44]

@@Celestial_Wing Black Rose "destroys". Zeus "sends", which helps it get around a lot of effects, so in most cases, Zeus is much better.

[@jjtheneko1007]

Ladies And gentlemen, this is why you read the cards!

[@GurenPlasma]

Yu-Gi-Oh player here. Bold of you to assume we have the IQ to do so

[@sentaimaster100]

Again, 99% of yugioh players think that the bigger the monster the harder they hit

[@phorchybug3286]

Don't worry. I do.

[@Supersayainslick]

@@GurenPlasma modders when they vs kashtira end their connection to win but konami found their modded tools instant banned after getting reported by so many players

[@MrDaikyo00]

The Kashplayer could be the winner with just a little more patience

[@HyperWhale286]

Could've waited for the deck out victory, but no.

[@MrDaikyo00]

@@HyperWhale286 exactly

[@Bronymonster44]

@@HyperWhale286 My opponent (the Kash player) had 12 cards left in deck. I still had 34. So it would've been close due to Kash effects, but not guaranteed.

[@kingzarc7284]

I don't think the kashplayer would have won he had no out to crooked cook and if he did who's to say the dude didn't have a seconded on

[@MrDaikyo00]

​@@Bronymonster44I didn't know that info, so he had no chance after all

[@michaelleyroy9701]

Truly a meta robot programmed to hit Yes and not read.

[@PedroSacramento2022]

Dude... I can't believe this. what he just did now... he just Zeus'd his entire field! XD

[@Atem]

yugioh full of surprise

[@bluedragon2049]

I've seen people do this before 😂😂 They think it doesn't effect their monsters, always happens It's hilarious when it does cause it's then they realize how badly they messed up

[@DuraluminBurner]

Dude turned his entire field into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@Necrontyr_]

He could have just keep banishing his deck with Ogre and see who decks out first.

[@Bronymonster44]

My opponent had 12 cards left while I still had 34, so that method probably wouldn't have worked. His main out was putting something else on my field (which Ira was gradually making impossible to blocking my zones) and something with a Kaiju-like effect. But they seemingly didn't have one.

[@xCorvus7x]

They would have had to repeatedly mill with Riseheart additionally.

[@Gruntslayer356]

Crooked Cook comes out and the kashtira player who doesnt read showed the world why they dont read

[@ImminentGod]

He was like cmon cmon something has to work!

[@rustycoregamer]

Right at 1:30 he sealed his fate. He literally do more favor to "Aura" than himself

[@johnlewandoski1645]

When the cook is crooked

[@alialrassam57]

When the cooked is delicious

[@jordanliao444]

A battle between an invincible monster against a deck that locks your entire board lol

[@dangercryptids5054]

And another group leaves without paying for their meal… 👨‍🍳

[@gustlizer7993]

If a card is "unaffected by card effects" that means it's unaffected by card effects. All kashtira players don't read cards and this is proof

[@queenbrightwingthe3890]

All of that for nothing. Surely he never read a single card and just click yes to everything.

[@saskara6641]

i cant believe this will be time i cheering for crooked cook

[@Celestial_Wing]

The enemy of my enemy is also my friend

[@PainfulSin]

It jus feels good seeing luffy a Emporer of the Sea 💯

[@ManiacMannequinYT]

This "Uhh.." made me laugh way to hard 😂

[@linuxblacksarena]

I guess you could say that Kashtira player... [puts on sunglasses] ...GOT COOKED. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[@Atem]

😆

[@tanacebron7658]

"All you have to do is read the god damn card, CJ"

[@dallasowens5277]

The stuffed animal sound effect took me out😂😂😂

[@kaiser8195]

Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immoveable object

[@cooldars007]

he could have just played it out actually, that card goes w the final countdown

[@zottffss]

Crooked Cook to the rescue! Thanks! This made my day so much better!

[@DemMommaJeans]

Kash players are so smooth brain gg

[@kubasosulski1681]

I cant believe that after this long time there are still players who dont know number 59 with buzzsaw shark

[@JoTo150]

This would be better if the Reading Rainbow song was playing in the background

[@_Prismadoll]

Me, a Kashtira player, playing Gaia Dragon The Thunder Charger in my extra deck: 🐊

[@Atem]

cool

[@_Prismadoll]

@@Atem cool

[@sergiochan005]

not only they do not read, they never learn and pay no attention to details

[@akiraalpuerto103]

Bro got cooked

[@warriorpax5760]

As a wise man once said, uh... READ, N----A I'm not saying the actual word because I'm not a COMPLETE moron, but still READ, THE CARD, YA DUNCE Save yourself the humiliation, ya bollocks!

[@m7md_mns923]

bro could have won if he just continued banishing card from their deck with Ogre

[@Bronymonster44]

He only had 12 cards left compared to my 34. So who knows if that would've worked.

[@wuocbber]

That's why you should play Underworld Goddess

[@nicknaito7160]

That kash player should have iblee in his deck in case something like this happen😂

[@fool2play915]

Never mess with Chef

[@imjustacasual2813]

Classic monkey brain moment. Ooooooo shiny button click click

[@nexus6538]

You’d really think after the first battle against the cook, they’d learn their lesson in that you can’t touch the cook. But then they went for that second battle…interesting choices.

[@DenWidhjoko]

the higgest enemy is not deck card , but reading

[@alexwyckoff8962]

LOL. I've never seen someone Zeus themselves into defeat like that. Amazing.

[@majespecteur2291]

Bro just had to summon Titanic Moth

[@adamka-1]

How tf u never head of crooked cook in late 2023

[@allenofblacksteel9169]

This kashtira has zero patient. I was worried he might deck you out but not really. he should have run number monster to help banishing.

[@EmCeee411]

You mean the one that's banned? That Number monster?

[@allenofblacksteel9169]

@@EmCeee411 wait Number 89: Diablosis the Mind Hacker is banned? OMG didn't know. I just quit MD like a month and this is what happened.

[@EmCeee411]

@@allenofblacksteel9169 Yeah, Kash isn't nearly as strong in Master Duel as it was in the TCG. Diablosis and Terraforming are banned, Prosperity and Wraitsoth are at 1, and Fenrir is at 2, so it's bricky as hell, and the main boss Ariseheart, while strong as hell, dies to a million outs, especially now that Thrust is out, which Ariseheart always makes live.

[@totallynotdio1311]

As a crooked cook player i love this. Cook is the most respectable deck. No negates, no floodgates, your opponent is allowed to do anythibg he wants... except winning that is...

[@GaussianEntity]

The ultimate floodgate is just one cook that pulls a Gandalf. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[@Quang-nk3pn]

Kashtira player can lock all other zone and wait to draw a handtrap like Kaiju or summon Underworld Goddess of Closed World. We can use Orge effect to make sure opp can't draw lavagolem,nibiru,kaiju or others handtrap. If all goes well the kashtira player can win. But if he doesn't has Kaiju or Something can tribute crooked cook in his deck😅

[@Eru170]

High chances kashtira spammer doesnt have underworld goddess in the extra deck💀

[@Bronymonster44]

I REALLY wanted to look at my opponent's deck after the match to see if he even had something to out Crooked Cook. But since our duel was in the Duelist Cup, you can't view the decks your opponent's used. So unfortunately we'll never know.

[@HyperWhale286]

This is the definition of throwing.

[@UltimaXVI]

This is both sad & hilarious! Kashtira player probably called hacks too

[@jayjaykrupka3116]

Kashtira player: hmmm what i do it yes i zeus me me: Deckout him DECKOUT HIM

[@khrismanauval4383]

He's really Cooking Kash

[@nicholasbishop4538]

You just have to read . DAMN THATS ALL

[@Did_No_Wrong]

I may hate Kashtira, but I also have just as much hate for anyone running the untouchable crooked cook combo. Total kill joy card whenever I see it in XYZ festivals.

[@Bronymonster44]

Believe me, I honestly didn't want to play it. But with the hand I was dealt versus the board I was facing, it was my best option in my deck. The ENTIRE time though, I was WAITING to get Kaiju'd. I was ready to laugh and just applaud my opponent and just say "Good Game"! I honestly didn't expect the surrender though, so suddenly I ended up just getting chest pains from laughing too hard.

[@bottleofgreed4415]

man I'd love to see your deck

[@dinosore_rs]

Wait he zeus’d himself???? Why “>w

[@Atem]

yes

[@Inhaledcorn]

And this is why people say YGO players can't read.

[@benbigeye2586]

Aaaaand, as everyone can see, that you can beat Arise-Heart even with a fun/low tear deck. Arise-Heart at one wod have been totally fine.

[@pownameetei4855]

So the ass- hat can blow up his whole field but refuses to Pull out the White Lady?

[@Abdullah_the_Palestinian]

But seriously why couldn't the cook get destroyed by battle ? His effect only protects him against effects but not battle

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

I've never encountered an archetype that hates the idea of someone else playing YGO as much as the Kashtira. Good on you, may their save file corrupt and their system brick.

[@felixexner5532]

Cant get enough from this video😂

[@kaigaikarano]

With all that power. Bring underworld goddess and u win bro www

[@jestay9260]

Lol, all he had to do was a deck out xD

[@danielcurtis3877]

Congratulations, you played yourself.

[@creaseconquer3364]

Crooked cook only unaffected by card effects not battle? What happened?

[@Atem]

one of the fish materials protected it from battle destruction

[@creaseconquer3364]

@@Atem ohhhhh makes sense!

[@CorpseSliver]

I just looked up the effect of crooked cook but as I understood, it shouldn't protect you from attacks. It should only protect from card effect. So, why did it not get destroyed by normal attacks?

[@imvroum]

hand shark's effect

[@brandonbishop149]

It’s because of the Right Shark? Basically one if the cards used for the xyz summon makes the monster immune to card effects

[@FurnaxIkki]

If made with the right XYZ Material, the Cook can't be destroyed by battle. This makes it almost impossible to out if you don't have Piercing Damage, a kaiju, or some way to give the opponent more material.

[@AliasIsNotAvailable]

If the monster „Right-Hand-Shark“ is used to XYZ-summon a monster, the XYZ monster gains the additional effect that it can‘t be destroyed by battle.

[@Dmtjxa]

Thats why you should play white woman jumpscare in EVERY deck, that kind of stress i dont take anymore

[@Gospon_dars]

Why is it so hard to read the cards

[@seamagician7042]

Im somewhat new to yugioh. Dont like chasing meta in anything. Blue eyes was my entry. Got galaxy eyes as my favourite to play with sky strikers(not 100% set up), a new blue eyes and been messing with mikanko. 2 dexks i hate are espurrely and kashitra. At least the cats you can do something sometimes but kashtira going first makes doing anything painful. You place a catd and an effect triggers, use an effect and its negated and no graveyard effects work bc they get banished instead. Its painful. Even casual is littered with it. Cant have any fun at all with it being there tbh. Most other decks i find interesting when i loose and want to learn more and sometimes learn to counter using the same tools i had before in my galaxy eyes but god damb kashtira is the worst thing ever. Hate it with a pashion 😅 Looking into crooked cook now 😂

[@9timepokechamp]

According to "arua," the opponent surrendered because he was almost out of cards 🤣

[@Zashi06]

Honestly i would rather go against kashtira than the degenerate cook.

[@aLousyBum83]

It's all fine and good till they pull out that XZ with piercing damage. 😬

[@rairyo]

Aqui la pregunta es: porque siguen sin leer los efectos de cartas?

[@TehSpessPiret]

Yugi-tuber: Hey guys, today we're going to give those meta archetype players a taste of their own medicine! *proceeds to whip out kaijus, evenly matched, dark ruler no more, a conveniently top decked raigeki, and crooked cook moral of the story: when someone is being toxic, the best way to counter them is by being even worse

[@joshuae.massicott2721]

He just got kook

[@Jurrantmiddleton3D_123-]

Omg awesome video 😂😂😂

[@kazyvad3962]

Easy deck out all he had to do was resummon tears and use ogre

[@CelestialPheonixKing]

I don't understand, Crooked Cook has 200 defense how is it still alive??

[@seamagician7042]

How'd you make crooked cook take no battle damage ? Was it a material it had ?

[@grxmix]

It would be interesting to see the decklist if you care to share it

[@Bronymonster44]

This duel of mine was in the "Duelist Cup". The event doesn't allow you to see the deck list your opponent had. As for myself, I personally don't like showing my list because in my experience, it only leads to "elites" criticizing/questioning my choices.

[@Chrisnotfun]

​@@Bronymonster44don't be a gatekeeper it's just a kids card game. But I'd anything give us pointers to be able to assemble what you asked the weekend because I hate kash

[@onezz3535]

Crooked cook the goat

[@bluedragon2049]

I remember playing galaxy eyes and my opponent was running kash and i used ash to negate their special summon and they quit immediately 😂😂 I guess they couldn't do anything else Really wish i was recording it, i laughed so hard

[@anboo5117]

Bro kash players are so stupid it's actually insane. He literally could have just kept milling his deck and go for a deck out but for some reason decided to zeus and wipe his field. Make it make sense💀

[@Bronymonster44]

He only had 12 cards left compared to my 34. So it's not quite guaranteed.

[@EmCeee411]

The card that cost him the game was his own Pot of Desires, leaving a deck out win con just out of reach, which by the looks of it was his only playable card in the opener. He played as well as he could've without hindsight, and in the end went out on his own terms.

[@pepinot2312]

Why Crooked Cook does not get destroyed at the battle phase ? i didn't see an effect who protect this card from battle destruction, if someone can explain me, thx

[@chobaka]

Listen its not his fault he can't read.

[@ShoRyuGuile]

All Kashtira users need to snort wasabi

[@DjuraValtr]

Reading is hard

[@MuertaLaspaulo]

Thats why i always stomp monster card on my kash deck cant destroy? Cant efected? Okay tribute

[@baconcatsizzle]

Haven't played in over 2 years, and I hate Kashtira 🤣

[@ionutgavrila329]

Couldn't scareclaw kash simply win the game easily ?

[@Bronymonster44]

Nope. Crooked Cook wouldn't be affected by it. Feel free to try it yourself to see!

[@MoleBradRy]

Honestly...the only big brain move for Kashtira player to try is to deck him out. But I guess when you're desperate to try anything like an anime and well not read.

[@flightmanz]

Love fire force

[@agentwolfpl4703]

im say it kash mains = brain dead player. Seriously kash is just ojama simplified. When they run into gene, albion, tear, even sprite they just get obliterated because all they ever do is run the exact same combo, its like a hive mind of copy paste

[@nekori.minaru]

Prove that Kashtira player are brainless duelist

[@Limegreenedragon]

Rename Kashtira to meta-sheep/bot

[@blastmole299]

So... What happens if I matched with Kashtira players with brains?

[@drsteiner12]

Typical Kashtria player, doesn’t even know what the crooked cook does lol.

[@imgolden2325]

the solution is simple if you put atleast 2 kaiju in there 😊😊😊 thank me later

[@whitesire]

You can use most deck to pilot fun combos Buh u see that thing called Kashtira I doubt even d player enjoy their own play. All their so called interactions are just hindrances No weird lines to full conbo no big brain plays just eithier a kashmoney hand or ur bricked up hard. Even it's tech cards are hindrances

[@MurakumoUnit]

Kashtira is for scrubs sorry

[@lesliediaz9769]

That happens when you dont read 🤣🤣🤣

[@petitponey1255]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee