If Your Card Declined at Therapy

This is what would happen if your card declined at therapy

[@JuJ651]

the harambe one was personal

[@Synthwave89]

that kid ruined the timeline

[@DJVARAO]

It was when this time line went to hell 😝

[@Crow-EH]

USA never forgets 9/11, but the world never forgets Harambe

[@masterbear33]

Rip

[@juon91]

I just google the stuff and holy Jesus you Americans....

[@Brendgjurra-vh3vw]

"Money" was straight up personal💀

[@Steven-en1ft]

But honest though

[@Vatrotasac]

It was

[@Serial_Designation_FS]

True tho

[@jaysen2569]

*Money*

[@Maximus-tg1ee]

fella is mrkrabs

[@goddish1115]

"put him down" 💀💀💀💀

[@Whaleguy-ll9gv]

I would do the same if my son is a furry no hesitation 💀💀💀

[@gigachad3689]

Agreed

[@TheMaskedArlequin]

agreed

[@the_red_pillar1971]

Agreed

[@darklord9549]

@@Whaleguy-ll9gv first time it's a joke. 2nd time its not funny you know -_-

[@elatuba9702]

To those who dont get the last bit: The guy (client) fell off a gorilla exibit as a baby and it caused a gorilla to die since it looked like it was attacking the baby. Basically, the Harambe story.

[@kingaxolotl262]

And the world went to shit right after harembes death

[@danielanthony1054]

@@kingaxolotl262 dicks out

[@rexblade504]

Are there seriously people young enough who don't know about Harambe anymore...

[@hotshootful]

​@@rexblade504 we've hit the singularity point we're there are people old enough to be on the Internet and young enough not to know Harambe

[@Steven-lz1vo]

@@hotshootfulto be fair, ‘old enough to be on the internet’ has become ‘1.5 years old’

[@elatuba9702]

Dr. Blane is everybody's reality check

[@CreepierVonJ]

Some people need it

[@jessehernandez0715]

"Next time you fall off something, make sure it's a tall building." That was cold as ice. 😆

[@SuperFlintt]

Having a straight 0 star rating on yelp is more impressive then having a 5 star rating

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Yep. I wonder if anyone actually has a straight 0 star rating in real life.

[@trym2121]

​@@MatthewTheWanderer probably 1 star or 0.5 star in real life. Some 'kind' or prankster people will give 3-5 star

[@liltimshady]

Anyone can fake a 5 star rating. Having a 0 star rating takes talent.

[@brencearanton-fk7px]

Dr. Blane is the therapist everyone doesnt want but they need.

[@adamk.7177]

No, he's the therapist everyone doesn't want or need, but the one they got.

[@What_A_Great_Dude]

​@@adamk.7177We still need him tho. He gives us reality checks

[@isaacnelson4503]

@@adamk.7177 spooder~man

[@SomeoneKnowledgeable]

​@@isaacnelson4503_🤣_

[@djdavis4156]

PUT HIM DOWN IS CRAZYYYY 😂😂😂

[@GeorgeSavrille]

Dr. Victim Blame is the greatest therapist I've ever had. Told me the truth that I was a "sniveling little %%%%%" for being abused as a child. Those words came at the right time and changed my life around. Now, I'm homeless and live under an overpass. Thank you, Dr. Blame.

[@IHateYoutubeHandles79]

Skill issue

[@crashbandicootnerd4321]

I _strongly_ feel that my generation needs therapy like this. Seriously, not joking.

[@GeorgeSavrille]

Jokes aside, this would be the most counter-productive "therapy" possible.

[@Tom-dn6zy]

​@@GeorgeSavrille Disagree

[@avaniumrikar6183]

​@@Tom-dn6zyexactly

[@avaniumrikar6183]

I strongly think it just because our generation is more aware about psychology then previous. This gen is no different then other generations.

[@isaacnelson4503]

It really depends on what they are dealing with. Being a dumb person requires someone to tell you that you are stupid. Being depressed because your dad died is not the best time to be called stupid.

[@RonnieJamesOsbourne]

"PUT HIM DOWN." 💀

[@FxckedUpMemes]

"Money" bro is diabolical😭🙏🏽

[@the-d2506]

The fact that the Internet blames that kid falling into the enclosure, for all the bad s%£t happening... is AMAZING....🥺

[@rupak6486]

Bro this series should never stop. Dr. Victor Blane the only therapist we all need in recent times.

[@Alehalothegod]

"Put him down"💀💀

[@Donthetron648]

lol “NEXT TIME YOU FALL OFF SOMETHING MAKE SURE ITS A BUILDING “ 😂

[@EnchanterXD]

That Harambe part at the end tho😂

[@cj1535]

ohhhh

[@bennyniall7463]

Harambe reaction is pretty valid…. 5 stars

[@HealthConscious765]

Dr Blanes answers hit harder than my dad's belt

[@ackbarfan5556]

Dang, they must have given the Harambe kid those growth genes the Clones in Star Wars had if he’s already in his 20s! 🤣

[@demonderpz7937]

When he said “my son is a furry” my first thought was “put him down”. Needless to say I’m very pleased Dr. Blaine agrees 😂

[@xojaxproductions7090]

“The hardest choices require the strongest will.” -Thanos-I mean, Dr. Victor Blain

[@kitkutv495]

I was confused about the zoo situation in 2016 but then it hit me harder than train

[@djdavis4156]

"I just wish I never fell into a gorilla exhibit" "you want advice? Next time you fall fall off a really tall building"

[@ManLikeHarry]

under 1 min gang edit: holeeee 14 likes bro im famous

[@okitasoujialter]

Not the crossover we deserved, but the one we needed

[@ThatOneBreadGuy]

NOOO NOT THE HARAMBE KID

[@user-ue6jb4ly6v]

Bro i love your fucking videos they make me laugh and make me have a great day or night keep up these videos i wish the best of luck for you and god loves you and he loves every one of us

[@Bright6f]

Dr Blane is the biggest reality check that everyone needs

[@Noobworries]

ANDY you need to do longer videos like this

[@womakgt]

We need more of this

[@weebcommando6622]

He's the therapist we all deserve.

[@Kitsune95_]

Dr Blane isent the Dr we want. He's the Dr we need BTW I love your videos 😂

[@harrisonbuchanan124]

Love getting a therapy ad before this video plays

[@goodisgood153]

I like how Dr. Blane's questions and some of his advices are actually sound LOL

[@CrackTheCodeYT]

We need a long form AGC video

[@user-dl8zb7wl4o]

our fav therapist is at it again

[@Shallot3745]

1:00 Dr Victor blane lore when?

[@sora.184]

It's Harambe

[@aimbreak1461]

If somebody asked who Royce DuPonts therapist was:

[@abak3d_potato498]

Royce doesn’t need therapy

[@sinawojoshuankomba7388]

RIP Harambe 🙏🏼 🕊

[@mad_titanthanos]

That last realisation that Dr. Blane had.

[@Mr.BittleBites]

Dr.Blane is such a polite man

[@StanleyWebster]

“Put him down” is just crazy

[@ujjwalsingh1312]

This guy is literally underrated .

[@Firemaster27]

“Money.” Seems accurate enough

[@TwinklingDelight]

Suddenly I have to see all the updated videos.

[@CH-vv2hr]

RIP Harambe! Never Forget

[@olivergz7372]

“Put him down” I was laughing so hard at that 💀💀💀😂😂

[@amanunni]

We all need a Victor Blane in our lives

[@korosheht5446]

Good to know even Dr.blane line he's not willing to cross

[@Little_goober_stuff]

Once I went to Blaine,if I had yelp I would have given him 5 starts ngl, he is so good at his job

[@niallvaz737]

Yk he's the real one when he flipped after he realized that that guy killed harambe

[@sncgaming9831]

You know it's bad when even Dr blane looses it 💀

[@TheRandomnessShowdude]

*“money”* At least he’s honest 💀

[@dumb_boy1346]

Nahhh the last one is crazy💀

[@jubayeralam3129]

Therapist that everyone need

[@radfer2801]

"Put him down" was personal

[@Squid_Wizard70]

Dude is the David Goggins on Theapy

[@kaneshabarnes8930]

A therapy ad was before this lol

[@captainmurphygaming2194]

He totally menace I love him. He is like real bro

[@althebert9745]

Nobody talking about the couple's therapy bit?? "That wasn't you either" is diabolical.

[@aramking4147]

The yelp always send me

[@iretomideolujobi8417]

Blud really quoted Thanos

[@sillygooberoo69]

if doctor victor blane was a real therapist, i would go there only to learn mass violationg personal insults cause i am absolute DOGSHIT at insults.

[@whtthedogdoin6883]

Ripharambe

[@squidly1369]

Agc andy on a uploading spree we eating good today 😮‍💨

[@Kyzomania04611]

"put him down" bro is a absolute menace

[@jonahc8673]

"put him down" and "tall building" was wild

[@sungjukim7030]

Next video: doctor victor blane meets a regular therapist.

[@Jackiee_Chann]

We are on the cusp of war since harambe died. Rest in power king 👑

[@XGamer123]

It’s crazy that Harambe was now 8 years ago

[@dblum]

Dr. Blane is my role model.

[@arvistotele3442]

Harambe... I love this series tho

[@dawnijaware1979]

0:27 that right there was a true violation

[@teotheterrible]

Give Dr Blaine Dr Phil's TV slot!

[@hallway4622]

Bro it took me a sec to get the harambe one but when I did 💀

[@issamu-kun224]

The new gen needs dc blane

[@mkandseptisyt4021]

Took me way to long to realize Victor Blaines name 😭😭😭

[@cesarlopezvillalobos3013]

From 133 0 stars, to 457 is a success

[@CL2-]

Bro is Thanos 💀

[@wasimraja7439]

Thanos level advice.

[@ChefRatz712]

Bro just needs that bread

[@ethreriosnatsudragneel7715]

I like how his the people rating him increases every video

[@nobody94828]

The GigaChad is Back !!!!! Blane the Sigma Plane!!!!

[@samigox9647]

"next time you fall off something, make sure its a tall building" Narrator: I am uhh- I am not really sure what just happened there. 😂😂😂

[@ephebophile]

I always open KZbin and pray I see a new video

[@scraper.]

Dr. B gimmie therapy

[@AyazRahman-tf1cv]

He is batman’s villain

[@WillsFilms-lk2vu]

This video was dedicated to Harambe

[@Giacomo_112]

The harambe refrence

[@Noodeel]

Harambe felt this one

[@Deanssecertdesire]

Aawww even Dr. Blaine has a heart for Harambe.

[@reubenlyimo]

victor blane aka victim blame that took me a while to connect the dots

[@harshvaishnav4544]

That gorilla word evoked a personal trauma he needs a therapist...

[@fayisuof3195]

457 reviews Bro is the famous therapist at this point And maintaining the 0 star streak as well IMPRESSIVE 🗣️🔥

[@lowski101]

i love victor blane

[@odidi1381]

RIP Harambe

[@ImTheOnlyShade]

"That was a great therapy session thank you Clint Hel Per" "You're welcome" *card declines* "Victor Blane I got a job for you"

[@ScP-049-01]

Reverse therapy we need that shit