Jake and Amir: Girls

[@amaos3995]

'I made a bet with my friend.' 'Oh yeah, what's the bet?' 'Fuck if I know.'

[@kevinfarrell9304]

this is an extremely underrated episode, there are so many good one liners and quips i lost count lmao

[@yelnax]

this is my fav for sure, theres only a few episodes where they both act like idiots and its hilarious

[@Last_Respecter]

swing and a diss

[@calibmatlock]

I still say "you can't fast forward through life" to this day.

[@meechivelli]

Astute observation my nigga

[@ethan_7480]

My favorite is the "must have been Hurtz" line after he dropped her

[@thatmanckid]

"HOW SO? HOW SO?" "You're wrong"

[@pennclick]

James Hodson the way he says "you're wrong" feels so fucking genuine like you can tell how much he worships Jake, I love these guys more than my own bro

[@thatmanckid]

Zant that like 1 second beat he takes with the smile beforehand as well, like he knows he's gonna tell these girls off good and proper

[@juanvalencia6362]

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT

[@randomnessiifull]

I don't know why but I love jakes delivery of "I'm engaged sweetheart"

[@SeraphsWitness]

It's pretty hilarious that he's only interested in the girls that aren't interested in him.

[@FunFails]

Same, that cracked me up 😂

[@mikekwaks7911]

"Don't make that noise because it makes me feel like shit" LMAO

[@mreleftherios]

jake abosultely needs to pony up the dough to amir. He owes not only 1g in cold hard cash, but also money.

[@tardersauce3578]

Nexus3music Don’t you mean k-k-k-k-kash?

[@Last_Respecter]

Not 1 not 12 but 1g.

[@zLukkee]

He also owes him a girlfriend if you ask me

[@owen-cu6gr]

A thousand gs

[@dixiecronin7791]

Money, time, and c-c-c-c-cash!

[@babydingo95]

still don't understand how Jake negotiated down from a make out to a handkiss

[@nexusgiga]

He’s desperate

[@Strummie]

Worth it.

[@SeraphsWitness]

I thought the same thing. She agreed to make out with him? Why? And then he dunks all his stuff in pickle juice and gets downgraded to a hand kiss?

[@TimmyMcGowan]

He’s lost so many iPhones to that cruel mistress he knew her next move was to reneg on the makeout so he took what he could get It’s called being a pimp

[@bigt1877]

@@TimmyMcGowan lmao

[@harshmudhar96]

I love it how much Amir cares for and loves Jake like his best bud, like when the two girls said Amir is better looking and Jake got pissed off Amir was like "you're Wrong"

[@phoebelines5428]

DONATE FOR KEKS yeah very true

[@FakeAssVEVO]

Harshdeep Singh Bb

[@mickomoo]

Amir was jumping up and down when Jake kissed the girl on the wrist.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Amir is sick in the head

[@HandsUp12100]

"This has been the highlight of my year" is one of my favorite lines from Jake, ever. I sometimes say it when I'm in a really mild social situation, lol

[@HandsUp12100]

Locke lol the trick is to not say it sarcastically, make it sound as genuine as possible.

[@allieboy181]

Sean Byrne I don't get it

[@zoey4284]

"I always said a woman's place was in the kitchen ... As the head chef" Pretty sure Burger King ripped this off

[@Sully0020]

And the internet's reaction was basically the same as the woman's in the vid

[@TheMckintitty]

Jake's lines in this are incredible

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

*Amir's

[@randomnessiifull]

Agreed, one of his greatest episodes.

[@henryblake6227]

My favorite insecure Jake episodes are the ones where Amir is still crazy. Its like two for the price of fun

[@Ninjujitsu]

two studs for the price of gun

[@someguywhocanfly]

It makes their relationship actually quite believable. The idiot and the asshole

[@OnnoDijkman]

The "you're wrong" is the cutest thing I've ever heard

[@roughryder5]

"eeesh I'm engaged sweetheart' LMAOOO

[@jonnil1997]

This line always make me feel so bad for the girl haha

[@Icepacksicy]

2:28 they aren't even trying to hide that they're laughing amir just burst when he says im yeah im engaged sweetheart.

[@Icepacksicy]

3:05 also when Jakes says he just got his mace cherry popped

[@Strummie]

Pretty sure the laugh is supposed to be intentional.

[@cockroachv]

The laugh works with scene as he was making fun of the girl

[@DennisBayazitov]

"More like Hertz, I guess." Love it. Leave to Amir to actually make funny jokes - at the most inappropriate times.

[@kevinnicholson2335]

2:20 I love the lore set up right here. Jake keeps running into that “cruel mistress” that we see in “The Club.” Not only does he keep bumping into her she seems to derive some pleasure on dumping on Jake every single they coincidentally meet. He still wants to talk to her after she requested (and he accepts) her unusual humiliation methods. That “cruel mistress” was needed in more insecure Jake videos than just the two episodes we got with her.

[@Triskitout]

the cruel mistress was pickle juice or water i think

[@memsterboy12]

the girl that jake hooked up with, that's the girl he met in the line at the club ! he actually got the linepoon !

[@bronco24]

+memsterboy12 He hooked up!

[@thomasmcdonough7867]

He kissed her hand ffs 😀

[@Redbeardian]

@@thomasmcdonough7867 WORTH IT!!!

Sams Town he hooked up

[@dixiecronin7791]

Right on top!

[@world-traveler880]

More like hertz I guess! Haha. Underrated joke right there.

[@mrinternet.]

+growingfuzzybeards I don't get it. Captain?

[@jflanagan9696]

That crack of her head hitting the floor is so great, too. He just pulled her ankles out from underneath her.

[@cruderustle1754]

@@mrinternet. Four years late but Hertz is the name of another car rental company.

[@Uberkam]

"Hot Girl at 3 o'clock" "AM or PM?" WIN

[@paulrogers4826]

"Hey, body shots!"

[@brodiemcgrath7741]

Paul Rogers best line

[@thatquietkid]

the chain on the wallet is so sad lmao

[@stonedoco7455]

Congratulations friend, what's your name, whats your number?

[@blackopssavage]

"Dont make that noise cause it makes me feel like shit" hahaha

[@TheArchsage74]

I love that everyone including the girl breaks when Jake says "I'm engaged, sweetheart".

[@justinz9225]

The team-up episodes are awesome. Especially when Amir is offended that they thought he was more attractive. That's a bro right there.

[@courtneyc79]

"Leave the bar, buddy." "Absolutely." "Door's the other way." "Oh my GOD I'm an idiot."

[@antagonist8629]

This video is proof that they are a perfect couple

[@SeraphsWitness]

I love that Amir is also upset that they think he's better looking. Also "you can't fast-forward through life" is probably the best line in this episode.

[@jackpatrick1332]

This is one of the only episodes where Jake constantly refers to Amir as "buddy" and his friend. Like he actually wants to be there with him. Bois.

[@Gabeghouls]

This actually makes me happy.

[@wesspect]

he was even kind enough to make his dumb godson give Amir one of his fedoras

[@MagicTurtle643]

I really like when Jake is as crazy as Amir, they play off each other well.

[@LLsunflower]

"More like Hertz, I guess" is probably my favorite line of any episode lol

[@tp4155]

"can you...sorry, don't make that noise because it makes me feel like shit..." hahaha!! best line

[@charliemyer857]

"Congratulations, friend. What's your name? What's your number?" = gold

[@amyfalk7462]

0:17 Jake runs the Burger King UK twitter account

[@Simspidey]

2:28 is great. Jake and Amir are laughing in character, but you can tell they're laughing at it out of character.

[@benjaminnewington9099]

Excuse me are you a capital one card? CAUSE WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET!

[@Gabeghouls]

I'm too busy for your bullshit, Rod

[@maybetomorrownewmaker]

I love how all the women in the episode are just referred to as "Lady" in the credits lmao

[@hellospenjo]

"Whats your name? whats your number?" lmao

[@niksur7113]

Hilarious 😂

[@TheBearJew095]

One sunday afternoon, I sat down and watched about 4 hrs of these. I regret nothing

[@jokonsch]

I'd love to see the outtakes of this. The ones from "Club" were already hilarious.

[@hangglider234]

This is the best JaM in a while!

[@Buzz_Killington]

"it's a product of the DVR culture we live in" - Rodrigo oooooohhhh

[@HairFIip]

Probably one of my favorite Jake and Amir videos. My favorite being the Double Date videos.

[@Xenos117]

They were definitely styling

[@Ipaid4sex]

Best one I've seen in a while. Loved it.

[@realStrombilly]

0:18 Burger King: Noted

[@SamiiLovesYourMom]

"more like hurtz" IT IS 2AM I JUST SCREAMED SO LOUDLY MY ROOMMATE THOUGHT I WAS BEING POSSESSED I CAN'T STOP LAUGH ING

[@Rokku6666]

lost it at the yeesh

[@boyinjuly1]

Berserker Mushroom "Hey I'm engaged sweetheart."

[@beastmonsterthing3]

they both start genuinely laughing after that

[@TheEmc2000]

The body shots line is timeless. Bring these guys back please

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

Few people can pull off fedoras, rest assured

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

Ya

[@Po7chi]

Neal Caffrey can...

[@brainwarts]

***** Even if, in this hypothetical situation, the fedora does look decent, the person in question will almost invariably look better without it. That is to say that it is actively detrimental to anyone's outfit, and usually just makes you look like either a tryhard or somebody who wishes they were in old film noire.

[@orchdork775]

Yea and they were not one of those people haha

[@milesgaunt6767]

+Chris C screw you, have you seen bruno mars?

[@Rojodagreat87]

I've never seen this one before today but I love it when Jake and Amir are on the same page

[@iloveihop07]

0:32 oh god... that sound.... that sound will haunt my dreams forever......

[@SinglerainbowHD]

iloveihop07 ikr

[@BellzHanz]

Yay! Another jake & amir video!! Looking forward to the next one already :(

[@torealreality4207]

"dont make that noise cause it makes me feel like shit"

[@BrenekTV]

Yeah this is the best episode in ages keep up with those new ideas

[@Kjack49044]

I just finished watching the Girlfriend Arc, I didn't realize that Jake actually killed Amir's girlfriend.

[@bighoodie4315]

"Every single day reads like a fucking suicide note" Yeesh

[@DinoBladeStudios]

Burger King: *taking notes*

[@hannahleighjohnston8758]

Thaaaaaat was HILLARIOUSSS. X) love it when both of them act like that

[@Comraderob1]

It's crazy that the sexist joke jake makes near the beginning became a serious tweet from Burger King, lol

[@umno9830]

0:27 I love how that was a real laugh and they just kept it in

[@RoIIingStoned]

gotta remember that Capital One pickup

[@danielclough4191]

Love the detailed credits: "Lady" 10 times

[@HeresMrIsaac]

"body shots!" hahahahahahhah

[@danger1616]

it's nice to see them as friends instead of always putting down the other

[@chadmichael8021]

This is gonna be me after lockdown.

[@8888SAS]

The world will always need more Jake and Amir

[@jamesoakmund4728]

yeesh im engaged sweetheart

[@ryanfecarotta6726]

Best pickup line: “girl are you a math textbook? Cause you got a lotta problems” works every time

[@sunnydays405]

since when did Jake and Amir become redditors?

[@jesusrots]

Since always.

[@HarperNguyen]

Whenever they put on a fedora.

[@Jonbutter]

amir posts on reddit 3900 times a day

[@wesleydellinger4344]

Jonbutter The last time was 2 seconds ago, meaning he was posting as he was lying to me

[@roughryder5]

"Eesh hey im engaged sweetheart" ahahhahha

[@critterball2614]

How did he get pepper sprayed in the eyes, if he has glasses??

[@Darth_Xionn]

critter swarm Glasses aren't going to protect you from pepper spray.

[@someperson5506]

+critter swarm Droplets can go up into the space under your glasses, and into your eyes. It can also go down from the top. Probably not as bad as it would be without glasses, but still really painful.

[@randal9929]

This was the absolute best!

[@Zvtplqw]

woah swing and a diss

[@ColdIce009]

One of the best Jake & Amir's yet

[@benmoser11]

I actually remember when Jake killed Amir's girlfriend... Lol so long ago.

[@MsJx56]

So glad that they brought back the old intro sequence!

[@mureithikivuti]

Turns out jake and amir are more similar than you think

[@rickymoran813]

Best video in a long time!!

[@annaab2001]

Definitely glasses

[@Applicable999]

best Jake & Amir for a while!

[@evelynfowler261]

UHH BAD NEWS BEARS! XD

[@Sallypoo100]

i cant handle this video. its hysterical!!!

[@F4rl30d]

How is kissing her hand better than making out with her :D

[@NYStateOfMind986]

and why is there a jar of pickles at the bar

[@darrenpuccala1550]

+Farbod Kissing a girls hand is hooking up! duh!

[@theangrycheeto]

Cooldown Redux That cruel mistress brings her own pickle jars.

[@MarkusWolff]

I pressed "Like" just for the Ghostbusters reference in the end, after Pat asked to subscribe :-)

[@TigerTzu]

"I haven't kissed anybody since you killed my girlfriend" One day I hope to have a friend so tight he can kill my girlfriend and I'd still be his bud.

[@SeraphsWitness]

To be fair, a bus killed her

[@bobjimenez1716]

lol the suicide episode

[@MrOrangehead123]

This is probably the best Jake and Amir I've seen.

[@Samus37]

Burger King plagiarized this video 😞

[@115venom]

Lmao "Janine!" "We've got one!" xD

[@TheFangirlable]

Stop saying poison.

[@FistyCarrera]

Best one in a long time!!

[@thecockyjerks7958]

The girl that says she will make out with hake is the same chick from when they go to the club

[@xflint7]

Best one in a while lmao More bar hopping! And the hats are win.

[@Amethystasheryn]

The Enterprise/Hertz joke gets me every time. I know it's coming and it's still funny AF.

[@Adrianlovesmusic]

NICE TOUCH WITH THE FEDORA !!! took me 3 years to notice THEIR BEING NICE GUYS!!!

[@iamcnp]

most favorite video of jake and amir

[@harrisondun]

They never run out of ideas for these

[@ALLTiMEaTraxX]

hahaha pat at the end is so hilarious!