How To Be A Hockey Player

[@jonasoesterle2639]

“Google me, three games Junior B”😂😂

[@coledakers6127]

3:27

[@PavelBarber]

hahahah "Good game. Good game. Good game. Fuck you. Good game. " Been there!

[@gispee]

Pavel Barber hey pav

[@aphelionquiickz9655]

omg pav!

[@user-ty6we2sp2m]

Pavel Barber I did that once

[@Chicagololz]

Pav did not see you commin.

[@elasmith4218]

Me too

[@Dennis_S1000RR]

0:32 you might have forgotten "The one, shooting so high, that everyone is afraid to screen the goalie"

[@gavinthegamer4934]

I love this fucking comment so much. Every team has that one asshole

[@Dennis_S1000RR]

@@gavinthegamer4934 in my Team it was me😂

[@chiaraaqmarina.d1078]

In my team MOST of the forward players shoot high, VERY high. And I hate screening the goalie,. I'm slowly plotting their demise ...

[@cosmiceggs2385]

Shooting high in front of the players or in general?

[@beans6232]

Dennis Spengler as a goalie this is equally not fun

[@KarMa-lx6oq]

"I've heard better chirps from a dead bird." *i am dead.*

[@brandonsun5792]

so is the bird

[@felismargarita9135]

You’re the bird?

[@OneTeeGlory]

Always get the French guy as mad as possible. Yes, even if he’s on your team.

[@DeepDiveHockey]

Lmfao 😂

[@vinny9196]

@@DeepDiveHockey year late bud

[@jack41396]

Omg stop to say that we are French, it’s like if we compare you to Americans

[@OneTeeGlory]

@@jack41396 That doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. It’s not comparing someone to anything to point out they speak French. That’s just factual information lol

[@chl_ca]

you mean from Quebec?

[@chazzcrowchild6726]

I've been playing hockey all my life and this video is the dead truth

[@SamGautreau7]

true

[@jmlacrosse9797]

even apple

[@icutey685]

+JM Lacrosse what is apple i have played hockey my entire life and i have NO idea

[@DeeRakGaming]

+I Cutey assist

[@icutey685]

Awwww thx D_james04​

[@stevenniebow9404]

You forgot the guy who never comes off the ice with his line.

[@youtubeonmyphone537]

Fucking hate that guy or the defence man that think he is bobby Orr and always rushes and never passes

[@Bugattilover39]

So true

[@jubby1551]

THATS MEEE! I'm just great

[@kakanalexgamer231]

Thats me

[@edboy484]

And the guy who comes of the ice way before the rest of his line

[@coleblight7723]

Had so much fun shooting this. Thanks IFHT for letting me help! You guys did an amazing job!

[@ifhtfilms]

Thanks Cole! You were born an ever-so-bright shining star

[@andrewb6832]

+IFHT great vid. but that comment to your friend, i hope is funny locker room shit. akward or cole is ill and im an idiot. keep your stick on the ice.

[@beefbrother6641]

+Andrew B my nhl won't save how do I fix this

[@andrewb6832]

+Beefbrother if they dont find you handsome, should find you handy.

[@PrashantKhanolkarUSA]

3:08 r.i.p. Kobe

[@smokeyyy3731]

0:56 omg that made me laugh so hard it’s just the way he said it 😂😂

[@jarrodfromohio]

call everyone "boys"

[@TurfDoe]

Cause hockey is #fortheboys

[@aidendion796]

Jarrod Persinger You mean boyz 😂😂😂😂🏒🥅

[@sagej8069]

even my all girls team calls each other boys... so

[@minimariit6243]

Yeah dude I’m a girl and when other girls go hey THERES A GIRL HERE NOT JUST BOYS I back up like eyy the boys out number us let him just say boys

[@sylviataratuta321]

“alrighty boys..... and girl.....”

[@Zachhhx]

Celly by drinking out of the goalie's bottle when you score on him.

[@thelossbloodlock]

Celly drinking out of the goalie's bottle by having your nose broken by a blocker.

[@Zachhhx]

Worth it

[@Ryan-jt2sp]

Lol then get a unsportsmanlike like Brendan Leipsic

[@revolutionwheels7105]

You forgot the most key part. Celly by drinking out of the goalie's bottle when you score on him and spitting it in his face. Always leads to a good time had BY ALL.

[@EMPtaticz]

Zachhhx very worth it man

[@svenondabeat1133]

Instructions not clear, I became canadian

[@max-lx5gq]

Oxymorphone after playing hockey for a year I was full Canadian *eh*

[@somkeshav4143]

what's this aboot?

[@PhanicSound]

I Am Canadian

[@aloneboarder]

That's a good one

[@CottageCheese77]

“Learn how to stop” Proceeds to turn

[@awood1604]

"Get off your knees, you're blowing the game" That's funny!

[@Pokemonjewel123]

Can you make how to be a hockey player #2? You guys do a great job and I love hockey. I would love to see another one

[@kayvalencourt]

How to be a hockey player part 2: Fight everybody like there's no tomarrow.

[@MrFlamesFan12]

Now this video is a beaut!

[@dude4544cool]

Ya got that right bud

[@ifhtfilms]

Hey guys! Check out our latest video "How To Be A Hockey Player"!!

[@kyle9607]

The ending killed me, "F*** You" lmao.....thanks for that man....that was a Beaut of a Vid haha

[@uncensorer]

***** Every single game's handshake: "Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Fuck you. Good game. Good game. Lucky ass. Good game. Douche. Good game."

[@chinzon]

*****

[@Jarrettthegoalie]

I'm the goalie that chirps a guy chirps me I chirp his chirp

[@l.burgess6560]

+JarrettTheGoalie chirpception

[@MrSottobanco]

The greatest form of therapy is to take out your frustrations on the refs.

[@Anthony-wv7ig]

can confirm

[@lukaskrtek5212]

2:17 Jaromír Jágr and Czech flag

[@sjag1938]

Step #31 Dont forget the goalies. Yeah there weird but hey, there goaloes.

[@canadianodst2360]

+Scott Jagunich call any one with goalie equipment a friend

[@kirwitch8236]

Yeah we exist

[@dylanstarzec2099]

Wow

[@DeeAy09]

"fuckin google me" dead

[@g.lallen1443]

"I've heard better chirps from a dead bird" lmao😂

[@JD-pe4vg]

Played hockey all my life. This video is great! Everything is so true especially the last one in the handshake line. Classic

[@wheelspinproductions9214]

0:02 That text box though

[@toppdogtv]

I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW IT AHAAH

[@29anonymouse]

use hockey talk at the dinner table, such as "hey mom sauce me the peas you fucking beaut"

[@personM4N]

Don't be the guy at drop-in with a full on replica NHL jersey.

[@bpproductions2249]

personM4N y

[@lanceludwig5349]

Bp productions because you look like a fucking ass

[@jameskilgour387]

personM4N Uhhhhh...

[@LiveandAmplifiedProductions]

Lol I did that once. Only cause the penguins wemt to the Stanley Cup

[@isyaboigenji2483]

personM4N I do that and I’m in bantam

[@catiemickey7027]

You missed "don't be a bender"

[@chriskennedy4245]

That's the most important one

[@michaeleast4979]

kawaii dreamer good one

[@nurgalizhalel3003]

2:24 - Welcome to the club, buddy!

[@2wenty7even95]

Ive seen coupons save more than you, ive seen a dead bird chirp better😂😂😂

[@claytonw0518]

Revo Kuivjõgi wow you can’t spell either talk the talk but can’t walk the walk

[@koozy613]

Sarah Ray Everytime I score, WHERE DID TGE PUCK GO?!!! Ppl get pissed at me

[@koozy613]

shrek wazowski I’ve heard better roast from a dead bird

[@ArtursJ]

@@koozy613 yeah lets just completely ruin the original chirp by replacing a word and making the chirp not make any sense.

[@nikkeisimmer8795]

@@koozy613 You mean you've gotten better roasts out of a road-killed cow.

[@Helvigster]

LOL, in NHL 2K7, Bob Cole actually pronounces it Alexender Semin's last name Semen.

[@kristianeglitis8552]

Haha health class days

[@MiloFPS]

Another one is Montreals backup goalie Mike Condon - too many people pronounce it Condom.

[@ReysonPtel]

aa

[@bradyharrison3711]

The good ol days

[@bertholdthoover6758]

"The soccer player" OMG I'm dying. I have played soccer for 10 years, but that was incredibly accurate

[@TheSportsLot]

Lol. Ive heard better chirps from a dead bird

[@xxrage_madxxtheboss7419]

Ur not Cpt. Obvious we all heard it in the video if we Aachen the whole video dumbass

[@TheSportsLot]

whats up your ass man. Chill. Go to your happy place.

[@Brody55]

From my dead bird*

[@leafeon1198]

*birds chirping in the distance*

[@gabez9541]

Get REEEEEKKKKKTTTTT

[@jayson7136]

I love coming back to this video once a year or so. Also rip Kobe

[@toewsheggedal5788]

“AlL CoMe On ReF yOu SPiLeD mY BeEr”

[@femaledasher9060]

The thing about the tape is true. I am always the only person with tape.

[@thatautistichockeygirl303]

I know right! I literally have an extra roll with a bunch of little tiny peices on it. I’m an asshole lol

[@kingofstuff1732]

Step four, you forgot the infamous try hard, the speed demon, and the one who never runs out of energy

[@tryhardquesadila]

And the bender

[@jackchadwick645]

And the guy who can skate pretty fast but always shoots the puck over the net

[@emmiecressman9488]

"I've heard better chirps from a dead bird" is my new favourite chirp

[@paula-tg2wm]

one time I was playing hockey when I was like 6 and I just gave up in the middle of the game I sat down on the ice and didn't get up until the game was over.

[@autumo_]

“Bonus points if you say *Kobe* “ That hit *hard*

[@ayrtongupta9024]

"Hey tendie i've seen more saves on a coupon". "I've heard better chirps from a dead bird" LOL

[@threethrushes]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that someone will always - ALWAYS - wear yellow skate laces.

[@querps1043]

The tape, also the tape.

[@tieguy5505]

Gerhard Symons That would be me. 😅

[@liamgrapes4812]

Ovechkin

[@maddogmatt44]

this deserves to be one of the highest viewed videos on youtube! i'm in fucking tears! this is so on point!

[@eelilohi2954]

still watching this in 2016

[@ethen1772]

watching this in 2019

[@flexWT]

2:52 can't get more true than that hahahaha

[@Jewzilian]

Be sure to always call your teammates "boys."

[@hockeygirl903]

So true! I'm always considered one of the boys!

[@liamschmidt6775]

fight at every whistle

[@kayvalencourt]

"If you can fight, you can play hockey" -Somebody who has never seen ice in person but freaking loves hockey (Aka me)

[@vincentstuchly8021]

2:16 Czech republic flag? I am so proud! :DD

[@quinnengel5164]

Such an iconic video, whenever this pops up on my recommended page never skip it

[@NikkeCB97]

30 reasons why i love hockey!

[@colintobias8758]

Great video, I think the most fun and final step is to relive the entire game after the game up in the bar and laugh at how slow the players look on the ice in the game after yours. There's no way we're that slow, right?

[@MrSam2497]

is it really hard to say pekka rinne as english?

[@gmoney7761]

Much Doge no, cal clutterfuck

[@benalgren6734]

m3ntl3g3n no its peck a ruin ae.. not that hard

[@rileymclean647]

m3ntl3g3n not for me

[@jacobwalker4242]

No its actually quite easy.

[@Fulbor_Rahman_Mondal]

Gd

[@justinbayliff4134]

Possibly the greatest video on KZbin

[@silence.speaks7000]

I’ve been “playing” hockey for about a year and a half but I’ve never enrolled in a league, but now I have and my first game is tomorrow. I had to come back to this video

[@wafflecountry550]

you forgot to say to the ref "I've seen better refs at foot locker" and when somebody's hogging ice "must be nice to skate"

[@Morl0ck77]

Most important : Be Canadian

[@valentinacelikovic]

Morl0ck77 trueeee

[@emilbylund9766]

Nooo sweden man world champs 2 Times’ ina row

[@astrarus]

Be Russian

[@vwlsrstpdhi9466]

Андрей Семёнов ever seen Miracle?

[@kayvalencourt]

Exqueez me sir but I'll ya that I am American and I love hockey.

[@Sens23Bruins]

Yeah, I played three games Jr. B and had a beauty gino, t-dragged some plug d-man and niped cheddar with my clap bomb, then the fuckin' bush league zebra threw me in the box for cellying to hard.

[@grimper35]

IFHT vids are pretty much always great. but this one is my favorite.

[@lavarball9009]

1:33 looks like Adam Lowry LOL

[@yuh6094]

0:02 you forgot to remove the keypoint things with the green dots

[@paleosabre]

Disjointed Salad Jesus Christ man relax, he’s just giving criticism

[@vazter6945]

Just Another Jurassic Park Fan na fam he deserves it (Jk)

[@TheDeathopper]

Letterkenny makes so much more sense now

[@Syr_aviation]

4:10 me when I lose a game

[@carltonpearce]

4:09 +

[@heyitshuttz3705]

Hey fellow hockey player and raifan

[@max-lx5gq]

This is my favourite video on youtube

[@justingreene6805]

As someone who plays all the time this is the finest video I've ever seen Hilarious

[@aleksiheija7941]

How to be a hockey goalie step 1: Be a Finn

[@arkansaswookie]

For sure! Tuukka Rask is my favorite Finnish net minder.

[@arkansaswookie]

Just read an excellent article about "Urpo Ylonen" an old goaltender from Finland, that has literally changed the face of how goaltending is played.

[@aleksiheija7941]

arkansaswookie I've read it. It was a fantastic article.

[@arkansaswookie]

Ironically, I was mentioning this exact thing to my Finnish wife, a big hockey fan, in November, about all of these current and upcoming goalies from Finland, after I was looking at the prospects from different NHL teams, along with other players from Finland. Impressive. I wish them all well and hope they prosper in the NHL. Cheers to the legendary Teemu Selanne as well. Retiring after this season. I'd like to see him win another cup with the Ducks to close out his hall of fame career. Class act that guy.

[@T00073]

Don't forget Noora Raty, too.

[@Benshasky]

4:29 So relatable LOL

[@gamerfrog1879]

Ben Shasky got me

[@Kyle-pp3dk]

I think some people missed the tongue-in-cheek joke about pronouncing players' names

[@brettcrane9651]

I've played hockey my entire life , this is all 100% acurate

[@l.burgess6560]

I think what makes this even better is that there are actually some decent tips in there, like taking shots every day, stopping/tight-turning etc., so it looks legit..and there are probably any number of innocent rookies out there watching this and taking notes haha

[@GrapeJuiceIII]

Tomorrow is the 3 year anniversary of this video

[@GrapeJuiceIII]

hey look, today is the 3 year anniversary of this video

[@LGP_-om4bm]

Grape Juice III not one year. Three years

[@GrapeJuiceIII]

PENSFAN _8771 fuck

[@bardib3459]

3:08 rip kobe

[@robertbriant5423]

You forgot how hard it is to pronounce Jonathan Toews name 😂😂

[@leoncampa]

The handshake part at the end is 100% spot on.

[@amyluke8892]

This channel is making me want to move to canada

[@michaelaron3777]

I fucking swear everything in this video is exactly me

[@lilowloveschickens]

Michael Aron saaaame

[@xheatproofspy7011]

Michael Aron your the bender

[@rhibrown8015]

"Good game... good game... fuck you... good game." Yup, I'm using that

[@jimichunga21]

"fuckin google me. 3 games junior b."

[@chl_ca]

this makes me wanna start playing hockey

[@fanrant6837]

Beauty vid! Just added it to our playlist :)

[@PatonJark]

You forgot the Chewers. Grinders, dusters. The guy that never passes. And mr sorry

[@robertwilson9870]

Forgot the beer in the penalty box.

[@nextbot_478c2]

Ref's lucky day

[@bigj6582]

You gotta go bardownsky

[@savannah9041]

I love how it gets progressively more chaotic

[@CodyStranger]

Saskatoon, Represent!

[@tomstreek9186]

you missed how to celly

[@christinabober6477]

Well, let's just say you forgot everything about goalies. But that was about the normal amount of inclusion we get.

[@NotTruant1125]

"Shit Backup Goalies Say" check that one out

[@PhotobombGaming]

They could add this: "whenever your a goalie and get scored on, completely rage. You will for then on be an official member of the Tukka Rask fan club

[@WristFreeze97]

Raidergator *Tuukka Rask *you're completely, i have seen him rage 3 times when he has let goals in, and 2 of them shouldn't count.

[@PhotobombGaming]

The Duppe I have no idea what you just said.

[@WristFreeze97]

Raidergator Reading the message should help a bit

[@salainenpuurokauha933]

Pekka Rinne is from finland omg torilla tavataan❤️😎

[@macrodic1898]

salainen puurokauha you mean tortilla land

[@pineapplepie5590]

@@macrodic1898 tortilla?

[@macrodic1898]

Pineapple pie t-o-r-t-i-l-l-a l-a-n-d

[@RaffeRider]

@@macrodic1898 www.tortillaland.com/ Mehiko !

[@alexandershaer1079]

"Hey tendy I've seen my mom save more than you with coupons " " does she buy cookies with them and hide them on the top shelf where you can't reach"

[@hannahlael3445]

Hahaha this was spot on!!!! Great job!

[@ganiisness]

I miss hockey

[@ganiisness]

Also this video is so true

[@cartersampson2862]

You missed the bender

[@nataliem1769]

that was the rookie

[@gas0005007Maria]

Omg this is soo true XD i love the soccer player

[@befo-hg5vj]

I was trying to eat cereal but I was laughing too hard lol😂

[@quinnrishor9237]

"Get off your knees ref, you're blowing the game." XD

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

You forgot to mention the word of Don Cherry is infallible. Follow his lead.

[@smacinnes15]

I always mute the TV when that fucker comes on

[@mason1261]

wtf is wrong with u lol

[@nextbot_478c2]

Grape's word is law

[@hinglemccringleberry8193]

The Mr. Pete Channel needs 700 subs! Are you have rarted

[@VLASIKPICKLES]

You forgot the term "Sauce"

[@AlexM19135]

You missed one, having a Canadian accent😂

[@ggastons]

3:08 RIP Kobe

[@CentralPASirens]

4:08 there's always that one person that I want to do that to in the soccer line.