Goat Simulator 3 Review

Goat Simulator 3 reviewed by Travis Northup on PC, also available on PlayStation and Xbox.
This sequel almost certainly won’t wow you with its level of polish or a deep, meaningful narrative, but sometimes it’s a good idea to turn your brain off and buck your hooves into an old lady’s face while she fires a rocket launcher at you. With a larger map, more ridiculous references and hilarious jokes, and multiplayer that only enhances the ludicrous good times, it's easy to recommend to anyone with a taste for its silly sense of humor and a few hours to kill.
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[@TecmoBowlPlayer]

You reviewed GS3 with such excitement as if you was going to give it a perfect 10

[@davidkulangiyev8835]

Were*

[@TecmoBowlPlayer]

@@davidkulangiyev8835 Thanks. My grammar is bad.

[@cheesyboi8599]

Only reason they didn’t is because there’s no “Goat of the Year” award so a 10/10 would be useless

[@PeninatorSS]

The reviewer doesn't get to pick the number iirc

[@Alcoholic_Nerd]

You can't say a game is full of bugs and it a 10/10 at the same time....

[@theyearwas1473]

My 10-year-old is overly excited about this game Now we just need a sequel to goose game Edit- my favorite part of the comments section is people bringing up a swearing-in language. Guys it's not a very censored world. Most of the stuff children hear and see during the day is definitely not kid appropriate.

[@TheJayson8899]

Your 10 year old really shouldn't be playing this.

[@BiggiecheeseAKAgod]

@@TheJayson8899 Why tf would you not let your 10 year old play THE BEST GAME EVER MADE?

[@Only.The.Best.]

My 8 year old is looking forward to it as well

[@EarthshakerOnamazu]

@@TheJayson8899 ????

[@MelissaAndAlex]

@@TheJayson8899 why lol

[@Philosophical24]

The one true GOTY

[@jamesvancam]

It got robbed as a nominee...lmao Goat Of The Year

[@Dogtles]

GOATY

[@Wubsy96]

G.O.A.T.

[@kucinghoren7864]

GOATY= Game Of All The Year

[@thelastking5072]

Goat of the Year

[@leeironfist]

The skyrim part killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zanfear]

That and freakin' TONY SHARK!!!

[@anglo-saxonconnor817]

The first one inspired a slew of clones on the mobile play store. Such a mad game. Lol Nice.

[@Cleanframe]

This game is so powerful it skipped a game in the franchise!😤😤😤

[@thegrandatm1844]

Maybe goat simulator 2 was the dlc because those were bigger than the main game

[@thegrandatm1844]

@@wfr878 either payday or waste of space

[@cole9693]

Looks cool to buy a gift for kids. They can play coop in a big playground

[@niall2236]

It really is. My 6 year old girl is obsessed with the original and we've had a great time playing together! Just really dumb fun

[@sihiri_kabari]

This is clearly a game for a man and not some silly kid

[@detective2221]

@@sihiri_kabari ok?

[@user-zn6xf8ow6h]

@@sihiri_kabari dunkey is that you?

[@BeatsAndGuitars]

This game basically takes over where the silliness of Tony Hawk 4 left off.

[@faithkennedy1411]

It’s funny how other games with bugs makes the game worse but the goat simulator series makes it better

[@thegrandatm1844]

Cause that’s what it’s about my favourite part is exiting a car and the game sends me to the border and its hilarious

[@loyalseawing8621]

Just going to remind people that this masterpiece was made by the same company that also made Valhiem… let that sink in for a minute😂 much love to everyone at Coffee Stain

[@mutantlavalampderg412]

and deep rock galactic

[@Morgan02]

@@mutantlavalampderg412 Ghost ship made Deep Rock coffee stain published it.

[@DavidGuild]

And Satisfactory.

[@mickael486]

When those Tony Hawk games came out back in the day and got 9's and 10's... I'm pretty sure no one complained that you "never die".

[@Techghoul23]

How the "parody" game gonna be so much more fun than the real game, like the new Saints Row

[@therealel1te284]

This is truely the GOAT

[@Ionixification]

Imagine going to work... creating this game. What a job.

[@AsmoAstro]

Safecall that this game will get the GOATY 2022 award!

[@duggy88gaming]

Beat game this year just started playing with my son and the belly rolling laughs just keep going , great job and not messing this one up , goty for sure

[@hellothere_24]

One of the games of all time. A true GOaTY

[@paulc2007]

The best simulator since goat simulator 2

[@oviekpolugbo4227]

Ahhh, the latest in goat-simulation technology!

[@Synathidy]

The PS5 and Series X might as well have been designed just to facilitate the state-of-the-art goat simulation here. It's the most impressive thing I've seen from the ninth gen consoles thus far.

[@Elibbb-sx3kg]

Game of the year

[@jamesvancam]

It got robbed as a nominee...lmao

[@jamesvancam]

Goat Of The Year

[@AlexEgiyan]

Yes, it's an 8, now I'll wait it on Steam.

[@ioasisyumich]

Why?

[@colsenakettering8571]

Goat simulator is supposed to have bugs and glitches

[@asmranonymousgaming901]

This game will always be the GOAT

[@JEKAFISHER]

This is much more polished than Cyberpunk.

[@__-ps4xt]

0:19 this made me start laughing so hard these guys are hilarious 😂

[@bad_decisions9014]

"You do normal goat stuff like drop a nuclear bomb on a cul-de-sac.." Take my money

[@chrome_killer_jr9261]

The bugs and glitches are meant to be in the game btw

[@Its_Sweaty]

The Skyrim intro had me in tears 😂

[@Snek_Animation]

going off of what i've seen, there needs to be more glitches

[@DEVILTAZ35]

Still laughing how they called the full version ''Digital Downgrade Edition''. lol. Surely they wouldn't be poking fun at certain developers with their gold ripoff editions ? lol

[@kingsalomon_]

Anyone who has played the first game knows that the glitches and bugs are the icing on the cake.

[@oldgrey5750]

This has to be one of the goatest games of all time

[@philbertcewl1189]

This better be a GOTY.

[@liamgamer9592]

Did Goat Simulator 3 just pull off a higher score than Gotham Knights! Somebody at Rocksteady is getting fired

[@ethanadams6171]

Rocksteady didn't make Gotham Knights

[@Thats_Awful]

@@ethanadams6171 no but somebody is getting fired anyways

[@extremecat9863]

The whole entire point of goat simulator is "it's not a bug, its a feature"

[@MelissaAndAlex]

This game is GOTY caliber. 10/10

[@PowerOfLoaf]

Goat of War

[@bethonos]

Actually you can get a round shield that you can launch/throw and call back, hitting all sort of people&stuff along the way. Sounds goat of war enough to me.

[@mathildadecker3433]

This also couch co-op right? If a friend wants to pick up a controller at my house and play with me, they can do that right?

[@TheFloodFourm]

Yes full thing drop in drop out

[@UncleSam76]

There not bugs there features

[@Ween5567]

Goat of the Year, this game deserve that medal

[@jygergruz9562]

Makes you FEEL like batman

[@Dubious_Dubs]

The arcadey-crime-sim Saints Row was supposed to be.

[@PLamigo]

„It’s not a bug, it’s a feature”

[@thechosenwon6762]

Best 4.20 game in history 💥

[@tnl-warrior3218]

10/10 game

[@mythril7]

The satellite dish is so glitchy and broken but only in two player mode

[@batgaming9648]

Messi looks kinda different in his third game.

[@Lergatixo]

Goat Simulator has split screen. Halo Infinite doesen't. Think about it.

[@controllerbrain]

It's hard to think about.

[@seriousgamer1308]

Ofc goats don't have health. Goats never die 👑

[@GodzillaResurgence]

It wasn’t supposed to be called goat simulator 3, it was a typo but they just went with it.

[@ferocious5975]

The reason it's number 3 and not 2 is a joke about dead island 2 if anyone doesnt know, writer obviously has no idea

[@MRkazzai1]

steam when? looks very fun :D

[@chazcr1180]

only on epic games store as they were partnered during development:)

[@niekvanwijk4451]

I'll keep saying this: it's not a bug... It's a feature

[@Anghxify]

I'm so excited for this game loved the first hoping it comes on gamepass if not just might have to buy it

[@yunanuna210]

This game is therapeutic

[@JC-gu5cf]

Goat Simulator >>> GTA

[@Zapmo]

6:17 its not a bug its a feature

[@wheezethejuice7387]

The people who made GS3 should team up with Activision to bump up the Tony Hawk games cause this game just always makes me think of the humor and absurdity of all the small fun stuff you did in early tony hawk games.

[@leafy126.5]

Glad to see they made the ranking system in goat Sim the Illuminati ranks. Really matches all the Illuminati memes about this game back in the day

[@magnusnotcarlsen3241]

Mutton on sale

[@zach11241]

The Goat did what Freeman couldn’t. It got to THREE!

[@tpscene]

What Saints Row could’ve been

[@explodingheart2824]

This could have been on ps4 and xboxone

[@Gloamy17]

You didn't have to reveal so many of the cool levels :(

[@JaydenK-xb2hp]

Goat Sim 3 is GOATED

[@mgt1429]

"There are better things to do with your time than pretending to be a goat." - Jesus probably.

[@TiffanyStarrxxx]

This review made me want the game.

[@thegrandatm1844]

You should definitely buy it even the original there all great

[@salem565]

It's called GOAT sim for a reason

[@xshadowscreamx]

The GOAT is back

[@rossbob5583]

That Skyrim reference was hilarious lol

[@TheShadowOfInnocence]

They gave it an 8.

[@lightningbug9564]

Holy crap they did skip 2

[@adonisx82]

pretty impressive graphics for such a game 🤣

[@cousinchris5851]

Goat Simulator 3 JUST GETS IT

[@allanjbara2382]

It's 8 you can go now

[@nrreno]

This has potential to become my favorite game Aka G.O.A.T

[@Afrotistic]

They made a 2nd one?!?

Yeah, it's called Goat Simulator 3... Valve can't count to 3, Coffee Stain can't count to 2 so they skipped it.

[@void7837]

this game is goated

[@Roland_but]

on goat simulator bug is a fiture in the game

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

Ok but is it like Robin Thicke's "blurred lines"??

[@JsYTA]

GOAT Sim 2 was better. Not surprised considering 100% of the people who worked on the second game are not with the company.

[@A_New_Reality]

actually complete on release though

[@joejoe9997]

I'm picking this up. it's on sale Black Friday for 20 bucks

[@TheBuisnessPyro]

goat simulator says bugs are weird makes sense

[@ElMachoGringo47]

When’s goat simulator 7 coming out

[@J-zf4eh]

GS2 was amazing..but this one is for the history books.

[@LouieBMD]

Does this game fix the issue from the first one where the player didn't matter in the world at all, no escalation no nothing

[@darkincognito3826]

Lol..the goat was driving the car?

[@dishaant1413]

What's the music used the at end plz

[@toaolisi761]

A far superior sequel than the last of us part 2.

[@DEVILTAZ35]

This is not the Nanny you want minding the kids :)

[@julilolmo19]

So Dead Island Two finally came out

[@salty8894]

It's basically shitpost the game

[@blakehill1864]

He wanted to give it a 10 but ign won’t let him (I’m Joking)

[@razorsharp4205]

They skipped 2 because isn’t 3 a clear Illuminati number?

[@MatthewS-q1z]

As, ign would say, there’s a little something for everyone

[@jesseperez6584]

It's not available for the ps4?

[@urbanwarior3134]

Is that dreamcast guy

[@vioslavia]

... Did he just complain about the bugs and pop in? Is he new?

[@alinasser3842]

name of music at 0:23?