Liam you are the best! How do you think up this stuff? By the way, jizz has a whole different meaning here in North America
@mitchellm965 жыл бұрын
It means the same in America but used in so many ludacrious ways😂
@robp.77695 жыл бұрын
based on what he said during the video it has the same meaning here, he's just a cheeky bastard. hahahaha
@Ligerpride5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't. It's the same.
@ShawnO32585 жыл бұрын
Four guys standing about the golf course, one of the yelling "c'mon jizz" even lurch as you called him was looking around to check and see nobody could hear the "nutter" yelling jizz jizz. Liam you're not right, hell the idea wasn't to bad but the jizzing about the course made for a sticky situation but at least you all have a towel 😬🤐🤫🤭
@brettmcleod60685 жыл бұрын
“ jizz back “ lol Isn’t that what the “ Dick “ requests in Pattaya, the dirty old bastard lol
@nickcenteno85925 жыл бұрын
Last time I tried jizzing on the golf course, I got kicked out
@MagicofKeelanWendorf5 жыл бұрын
haha damn it
@patts61535 жыл бұрын
Nick Centeno Hahaha im the same kind of perv so that’s my thought aswell😆
@loudogthemandem10605 жыл бұрын
Paha
@birdman71355 жыл бұрын
"Jiz" has a totally different definition over here in America... but still shoots off the end of a shaft and hopefully ends up in the hole.
@KB-fo1sr4 жыл бұрын
It has the same meaning in the UK……… It's just Liam being a naughty boy🥴 Technically, I could blame him for my wife's broken jaw🤪
@sayhoman4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully ends up in the “correct” hole.
@TakataScience3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Lightduties5 жыл бұрын
1.11 Ask the Aussie cricket team for advice on what grade of sand paper they find works best?
@mountain_del18635 жыл бұрын
Phil Rooney bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa......brilliant mate.
@carouselsurfer14565 жыл бұрын
I'm an Aussie and I nearly pissed myself laughing. Very funny.
@packetattack74375 жыл бұрын
@some one Dude, you totally missed the joke..
@alexcawthorne8115 жыл бұрын
@some one it was piss funny you need humour lessons from Liam.
@bluebird8025 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, and I'm Aussie.
@bobbysilver2725 жыл бұрын
I'm from up North and I can tell you that Jizz is not what he says it is. Yes, Jizz is white, it does fly through the air, it can bring about feelings of joy, but is is very definitely not a golf ball spinning back off the green :-)
@Peppermint30035 жыл бұрын
Bobby that's comedy gold mate! i jizzed myself laughing!
@oldtimer51114 жыл бұрын
I'm from up north and we all call spin back jizz, including when playing a screw back at snooker as in " you had some jizz on that "
@isaacregalado27565 жыл бұрын
I’m moving to the UK if jizzing on the green is allowed
@chrisholt15615 жыл бұрын
What a great way to end the day having a great laugh while trying to be serious. Keep them coming Liam.
@TheEriklindberg5 жыл бұрын
me and my girlfriend went to play and she was very impressed when i jizzed almost went into the hole
@loudogthemandem10605 жыл бұрын
Paha
@loudogthemandem10605 жыл бұрын
That is so dirty mindded
@tbnrlawler29725 жыл бұрын
My American brain had a stroke watching this
@djjazzyjeff12325 жыл бұрын
Same. This might as well have been in a different language.
@rwldebruijn19795 жыл бұрын
Just one?
@draconicdruid89085 жыл бұрын
5:00 ?
@LightningDogg5 жыл бұрын
How can u not love this channel lol!
@hamishbindrinkin Жыл бұрын
this was outstanding! what a blast from the past
@gedkenyon66655 жыл бұрын
Sniffing glue. Lol. And shouting JIZZ JIZZ at a golf ball lol. Priceless. Ged
@alisapugh14745 жыл бұрын
Gerard Kenyon 😂🤣
@rockystelone215 жыл бұрын
never a dull moment when Liam is on a roll..........Thanks Golf Mate Brother.....From your other brother from across the Big Pond......
@alanhood44072 жыл бұрын
Well played Liam..Great to see you smile 😃 😊 all the way round 👏 👍
@joshuacaton44845 жыл бұрын
Only just started playing golf at the age of 26 and this guy is making me want to get more knowledgeable about the game of golf and play it as much as possible.. good content and a funny bloke 👏👏
@michaelhammond74835 жыл бұрын
Ya did it once again, thx mate, you always make me smile. What a great game it is and you've got a champs attitude. Well done.
@ramonmoreno16585 жыл бұрын
Good for a laugh mate. Love your videos
@chrishart19745 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious video. Love it!! Brilliant channel.
@alanbain41735 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears...my jaw is aching...we definitely don't call it jizzin up here 😉😉...i couldn't breathe every time you screamed "go on jizz...jizz all the way" priceless. That is one of your funniest videos!!🤣🤣🤙
@tylergarris94725 жыл бұрын
What grit of sandpaper did you use
@golf_is_a_happy_place99905 жыл бұрын
Keep it coming Liam... brilliant video...
@davidleigh25735 жыл бұрын
Mental, but Liam you had the sandpaper upside down, producing top spin , not backspin !!! Cheers Golfmate
@satyris4105 жыл бұрын
Hahaha love it
@galennitcher95705 жыл бұрын
You came up another good one
@beaubarker75705 жыл бұрын
nice video I love watching golf after school
@Billoreillyz5 жыл бұрын
I've nevered laughed soooooo freaking hard at a golf video
@Brummiebutler5 жыл бұрын
Im the glue sniffer 😂😂😂 love it!!
@mabr825 жыл бұрын
Love, love, love this channel. Seriously. Need to buy you a pint a Liam.
@garymoovit5925 жыл бұрын
4:02 "willy make this jizz"........ I'm howling
@marktwibell93035 жыл бұрын
Liam, Loved the experiment!! The reason that you did not achieve the jizz is because the friction from the sandpaper created an inverse coriolis force or neutral spin 😂. Keep up the spirit and drive for experimentation. This is what will advance golf in the future. I'm looking forward to the 600 yd driver review. Mark from Georgia
@joeperez35205 жыл бұрын
Back in the late 90s (or was it early 2000s) there was a company call Pure Spin that made wedges that had a compound that included very fine diamond crystals bonded to the face of the wedge. A friend had one, and it DID feel a bit like sandpaper.
@alanheseltine79595 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely hilarious mate, keep the video's coming pal
@jeremyjones21915 жыл бұрын
In America jizz is a whole other thing. Which is hilarious that you call backspin that lol 😂
@samuelcooley64065 жыл бұрын
Brilliant Liam love it 😂😂😂😂😂
@stevencowan17885 жыл бұрын
You are off your head but that's what's good about you and golfvlogs 😁
@rogerwhite34575 жыл бұрын
A new wedge, new ProV1 and a clean strike - job done. Great stuff again Liam, thank you.
@partyheartyboy5 жыл бұрын
Hi Liam. Hilarious idea! Brilliant! 🤗😎😂
@adamlichman11815 жыл бұрын
Did you try all of the different grits of sandpaper
@SandifromMichigan5 жыл бұрын
I like the test ,it shows the skill of the pro golfers that can put that much spin on the ball.
@60degreelobwedge825 жыл бұрын
Im a bogey golfer (at best) and i spin balls off the green when the conditions are right: a dry sand wedge hitting a dry pro-v into a soft wet green. If the ball or club is wet, it won't spin, if the green is too hard the ball bounces too high and forward or too many bounces, too dry and it looses too much spin on the bounce. A soft damp green will bounce the ball once without removing the spin, it will land and accelerate backwards.
@GolfingMalky5 жыл бұрын
That was just what I needed to watch after a tough day at work. Freaking brilliant and funny. Oh yeah, PORSCHE - we need to see the Wunder-Driver Cheers from #500
@ERBarratt5 жыл бұрын
"kids, don't try this at home. Do it in your back garden or garage, but definitely have a go."
@garrycroy28965 жыл бұрын
That vlog was a bit rough!! However, good to see that you're right on the extreme limits of golf innovation. Brilliantly funny and Jiz also means something different up here. Get the 600 yard driver from Porsche - that should be a blast.
@mikekane92065 жыл бұрын
My wife just asjed me "why is he jizzing on the green" hahahahaha
@twinkedits80955 жыл бұрын
Yer hair is growing 👀👍👍
@1Putt4eagle5 жыл бұрын
9 minutes of my life I will never get back.
@stephenrankin20785 жыл бұрын
How you get those guys to go along with your antics is the best Love it
@rhinotheory98015 жыл бұрын
Gluing sand paper to a club and wackin your balls....probably not the best way to achieve jizzing, I recommend using a wood, gets it in the hole every time.
@owensy105 жыл бұрын
Jizz? Jesus Liam, I've just spat my coffee everywhere! I don't want to see my Grandad jizzing it on the green thanks 🤣🤣
@streetsoundselectro1245 жыл бұрын
How far away are they!!
@keithball425 жыл бұрын
We call it jizz down south as well pal, another quality vid, hilarious
@pjb19865 жыл бұрын
Still got it mate. Did a nice job trimming that paper.
@michaelscullion58645 жыл бұрын
Great video, Porsche
@ericmaher23165 жыл бұрын
Suggestion. Glue Velcro to the wedge and use that furry back sand paper you use on the Small sanders and ya can swap and change the grades easier. Would like to see one work. Fun watching.
@markqueen85075 жыл бұрын
Brilliant video again pal 😂😂 update on my first season as a golfer Liam/golfmates, got to the club singles semi final and failed at the final hurdle tonight, still got the club championship doubles semi final to go yet and maintaining my 13 handicap that I was given beginning of the season so happy with how my first year as a golfer is going 👍🏽⛳️ next target is single figure handicap, keep up the good work pal, loving the content, omp 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
@markqueen85075 жыл бұрын
GOLF VLOGS UK cheers Liam 👍🏽
@andrewkyprian22085 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for herr lacker.😊😊😊😊
@jackmehoff41655 жыл бұрын
Spinning the ball back on the green does not require a rough club face. Some demo artists can create sufficient back spin with a smooth face club. The lie, and the condition of the green surface contribute a great deal to spinning the ball back. That said, the biggest contributor to spinning the ball back is the golfer's swing, and impact technique. The golfer either has that swing technique, or they don't. Fun video just the same. I actually tried this years ago. Only difference was I used non skid/slip tape. The stuff you would use to protect against slipping on steps, and such. It also comes with an adhesive on the back side like tape. When done, I just peeled it off the club face. Easy clean up.
@leenihill21885 жыл бұрын
Liam after stuggling the past few weeks and really starting to dread even playing golf i went out today shot 7 over 88. 38 points though not spectactular golf off 10 ill take it. I used OMP traffic light system and it really worked thanks a mill keep the videos coming and OMP is a ledgend. Lee from Limerick Ireland
@mrk.dilkington5 жыл бұрын
Have to admit as a golfing Manc, I've never heard it called jizz before...😂
@andrewadcock91212 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you Pat, and well done. Liam!! What was you doing?
@chesterswingjr97965 жыл бұрын
This is a great drinking game video. Every time he says "Jizz", take a drink!! 😂 😂
@jelle-d1m5 жыл бұрын
Epic Liam stylll!!!
@carlosmelville5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😍😍😍
@thecadman995 жыл бұрын
I still have a pure spin diamond dusted wedge. It tears balls up, and it's rough on golf balls too.
@brokenboy1245 жыл бұрын
I had one of those as well, it destroyed the cover but wow would it spin.
@thecadman995 жыл бұрын
@James Fondren never saw that model, must be rare.
@gmac79475 жыл бұрын
Good point well made ⛳️
@ken92955 жыл бұрын
Too funny Liam! Porsche
@andrewhershberger18015 жыл бұрын
Totally nuts video - but just so you know, I bought a wedge a few years ago with diamond dust on the surface instead of groove, it was called Purespin or something like that...total rubbish it was, but hey worth a shot! Nothing beats my CLEVELAND Rtx4 with a prov1x!
@GlidersByStefan5 жыл бұрын
Nuts... 😂 You should make a video of testing a groove sharpener on a wedge.
@rustycockering99255 жыл бұрын
Is there an English version of this video?
@mikeoleary205 жыл бұрын
You're the best mate
@richardlewis19365 жыл бұрын
I wish I watched the whole video before i put sandpaper on all my clubs.......
@danfriend65905 жыл бұрын
Art attack by liam Harrison 🤣
@sixthsense60925 жыл бұрын
Jizz! Lol 😅😅😅 it means something different down south! Keep doin what yer doin🤘
@robhastings73635 жыл бұрын
How did you all keep a straight face when you're shouting "jizz!" every 5 seconds??!! 😂😂
@EDCandLace5 жыл бұрын
We done this for years on cheap 60 degree wedges. 600 grit paper will make hard golf balls dance all over the green. We do it when just playing quick rounds (hubby and I). When you do it use cheap hard pinnical balls... It's pointless to destroy your "real" play (we play ProV1 and they cost way to much to destroy lol. Hubby is a par player from the pro Tee, im a low 80s player from the pro tee and high 70s from women's tee). The sand paper will make the ball jump all over and you really have to be careful of ball placement on 50 to 60 yard shots as backing it off the green will happen.
@EDCandLace5 жыл бұрын
I will say this of full swing shots it will doesnt bite nearly as hard and will not bite that good... Sharping your groves on our wedges makes for much more bite on full swing wedge shots. Where it really REALLY bites is on chip shots and on half swing 50 to 60 yard shots.
@michaelharness92495 жыл бұрын
Just please stop saying jizzing of the green
@caident10405 жыл бұрын
Correction, NEVER stop saying it. Bring it to the states
@ThePoacher19695 жыл бұрын
its funny how things come round i played 20 years ago for a short spell was shite then lol,but after watching your videos i started playing (well trying) again so joined a golf club which iam really enjoying going out cheers for the vids (50 yrs old this year)
@paulcurotto38845 жыл бұрын
It also has a different meaning in Yorkshire Liam too. Great video. 👍
@jamese11165 жыл бұрын
"JIZZ JIZZ!!! THIS ONES GOTTA JIZZ!"
@EFFTrudeau-0015 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kennymchardy5 жыл бұрын
Great fun 👍
@glennwisse62715 жыл бұрын
Years ago I bought a wedge called the Shredder. It has ridges not grooves. It shreds the ball with a full swing and will zip off the green. Even chip shots will stop dead. Lotta fun but illegal as can be.
@bigt2235 жыл бұрын
Iiam your mad a as a march hare but keep them coming , congrats on how the channel has grown mate you've come a long way in such a short time I rember when you only had a a couple of hundred golf mates good luck here to 50000 mates before end of year 🍺
@kevinsingleton59045 жыл бұрын
Like the fancy ending
@nickfarnham33215 жыл бұрын
Noone: yeah jizz that makes sense. Everyone: jizz.....lol he said jizz
@guessmyname11045 жыл бұрын
"Hey kids, let's go outside and watch grandad jizz!" 😲
@Mycroftsbrother5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA!!! The fish have a new club!
@plus2golfer125 жыл бұрын
Sorry haven't been active last few days... Just had our 3rd child on the 10th.... Your jizz creates spin... Mine creates humans lmao
@07cowboy075 жыл бұрын
Porsche! Gotta see this driver.
@pdot84535 жыл бұрын
THE PRO WILL JIZZ
@timcole50555 жыл бұрын
Liam lad your a nutta ... keep making the vids mate funny as ...
@craigedga4r5 жыл бұрын
Classic Liam 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
@andrewjohnston59425 жыл бұрын
The Tech Guru strikes again. What else can he find in the garage to use next week.
@jamesrochester87245 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, that looked a lot of fun! 🤣
@johnking97945 жыл бұрын
Great video. Laughed all the way through. I definitely want to see the 600 yard driver.😂😂
@aidanjuddgolf18265 жыл бұрын
Great video Liam, Porsche
@DLR245 жыл бұрын
Everytime he said jizz😭
@garyleahy45375 жыл бұрын
I've got an old 60* wedge that has a special face just for spinning it back. It's illegal in tourney play but it's fun to play around with the mates. Has a rough surface that creates tremendous backspin. Sure is fun to watch.
@iannonhebel6775 жыл бұрын
Do rusty wedges really give you more spin? That could be one for you to try.
@uselesshero4 жыл бұрын
I cant stop listening to this man, between the soft balls and jizz, his mate is a muppet. This is gold!
@tombudimerovich41385 жыл бұрын
Liam...A quote from Forrest Gump. Liam is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you are going to get. That makes you stand out from the rest. Keep up the great work and NEVER change :-)