SciCraft 2: Industrialised Donkey Gene Selection Machine (Episode 18)

[@shreyjain3197]

never have i seen a man so cruel as ilmango he makes baby donkeys participate in a race against death, then traps them in 1x1 cells, and if they dont achieve the speed he wants them to, he freezes them to death.. and sells their remains to a villager for profit

[@noobking1066]

PETA and Geneva do not approve

[@camilianSLC]

science is cruel

[@Yasser-444]

😂😂😂

[@msidrusbA]

Clearly hasn't seen the panda farm...

[@parkerbrookins]

Whatever it takes...

[@racernatorde5318]

Imagine trying to explain that title to your grandma...

[@ColinJ88]

Bout sums it up.

[@ifroad33]

Yeah no 😅

[@davidmedlin8562]

My grandma made parts for the lunar lander, I think she'd get the jist from the title.

[@CDiepenbroek]

Are you saying she'd be opposed to industrialized donkey gene selection?

[@wharhast1920]

I know that be a great comment when I see one.

[@whackyorb5628]

Ilmango: Donkeys running for their life is a cruel system Also Ilmango: Setting donkeys on fire and measuring how long it takes them to get to water

[@mandowarrior123]

Hey, that was his colleague!

[@CDiepenbroek]

"So what do you do for a living?" "I literally set defenseless animals on fire."

[@S4M3UL]

I didn't read SciCraft I was just confused by the real terrain for a second

[@1SSJA]

he finished making the chunk and is now building a donkey gene selector on it

[@Sarivelle]

As much as I love your skyblock series, it's really nice to see a SciCraft upload again. Glad to have these back, looking forward to more insane content :)

[@Konrad10Hagen]

Same

[@derrmeister]

7:45 that feeling when you kill the donkey before checking its stats

[@bruno_zt722]

was a 14 m/s donkey for sure

[@derrmeister]

@@bruno_zt722 there's no doubt about it

[@Yasser-444]

same 😁

[@JavierSalcedoC]

He was the one

[@typha]

That donkey that he killed at 7:47 for no reason.

[@zkeletonz001]

You can dispense a saddle onto a tamed donkey. If the donkey isn't tame it just dispenses the saddle onto the ground. So you'd have to detect if the saddle ended up on the ground or not to see if a donkey was tamed or not. But that is a way you could see if one is tame.

[@konto-fu9tq]

ilmango back at it again with insane titles. my favourite is this one and "using 3500 chickens to get 1 bookshelf"

[@iIO_OIi]

I had a friend once, who's first horse on pur playthrough on that world had the absolute max stats in speed health and jump height, he just went out in the plains near his house on the other side of the lake from my base, and found it right away and took it home (I was online and playing with him at the time too). I don't even know how it's possible to be that lucky. It's really one of those moments that's hard to forget, rarer than finding a pink sheep forest.

[@secondengineer9814]

It's the donkey centrifuge. You're putting in a bunch of donkeys and sorting out the fastest. It's like uranium purification. Maybe the way to deal with the donkeys standing up is just to have multiple filters? That way you can filter at a rate where fast donkeys standing up doesn't kill them, but slow donkeys standing up does kill them. Then you run the donkey through 5 filters and if they pass all of them, there is a pretty good chance they are fast.

[@NathanChristensen]

This has to be the most insane Minecraft title that has ever existed.

[@xb70valkyriech]

"some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make"

[@Yasser-444]

98% of them need to die

[@wharhast1920]

Most of them

[@mosfet4007]

It is the time when Gnembon's ID came up do I realized that I miss the genius minecrafter a lot.

[@Splarkszter]

He was the best, mojang has him on a tiny cage deep underground making god knows what.

[@anda3487]

Yeah, was really suprised seeing him honestly

[@jamesmnguyen]

@@Splarkszter My first thought was, "Gnembon still plays Scicraft actively?" and ilmango immediately addressed that.

[@Asdayasman]

I LOVE that your testing character has an Usada Pekora skin. It really fits the theme too, because despite her cute appearance, she commits horrific war crimes in Minecraft with regularity. My god if we ever got a Hololive x Scicraft collab...

[@skylerlehmkuhl135]

If you repeatedly tap jump, you can detect when the donkey is tamed because it won't jump up into a tripwire until you have control.

[@in1]

To be honest, the donkey thing gets pretty cruel and I love it

[@ArtShadow21]

Don't look up for his peaceful challenge slime farm episode.

[@in1]

@@ArtShadow21 Oh yeah I remember :)

[@Ailtir]

German moment.

[@enolopanr9820]

maxxing out his speed IV on his mudbray

[@ReaperKraken]

hi 2in1 bricking love ur vids

[@TranAran]

*Baby Donkey:* _is born, sees ilmango through the glass._ *ilmango through the intercom:* Hello & welcome to another SciCraft episode. I want to play a game. Make your way through this course through the cobwebs & into the minecart before the activator rail becomes powered. If you are not fast enough, you will be ejected into the incinerator. Live, or die. Make your choice.

[@Conqueror933]

Thats a man who would murder pandas for their snot

[@lordshuv-rowyoknow6486]

If you ever feel bored in your minecraft world, remember there was a server where players made a giant industrial super donkey breeding facility just so they can place block faster in a ultra giga cactus farm, all to create a new xp farm.

[@beetroot3211]

Using the Pekora skin for holding the golden carrot is perfect. Warcrime Rabbit ^^

[@Ultracity6060]

Watch this whole system just be an elaborate setup for a "haulin' ass" joke.

[@alexanderneedham7320]

I don't think anything is more cruel than your peaceful challange slime farm.

[@defeatSpace]

Imagine not being able to craft sugar cubes in a cube game with sugar.

[@5wet_]

Bruh that stripped log in 2:57 is making me want to vomit my intestines

[@H1GHdrogen]

I absolutely appreciate and admire the thought process to create an empirical genetic engineering solution within the ultimate closed system simulation we refer to as MINECRAFT.

[@l.p.7585]

When that thunderstorm hit I thought the minecraft gods were going to intervene

[@mitri4939]

Nah they scared

[@iIO_OIi]

At some point you might want a system that kills them as they walk (and onlythose who are fast enough survive)... although that might be tricky to make. You could also try to see if you can have like three or five parallel speed tests. Another idea is putting another donkey into the speed test while one is already in there, with some delay, instead of waiting for the last one to finish first, but you'd need to make sure they almost never collide, unless you have something to prevent entity collisions. You could also possibly combine this with the above recommendation (multiple speed test tracks in parallel, if possible).

[@exylophone1]

your skyblock series is probably the best ad for scicraft you could've made lol

[@hampopper3150]

You feed donkey a stack of sugar. Donkey: I'm a diadeetus.

[@kendrikx51]

I've discovered you and this channel about a year ago and by now you are about my most viewed channel by both clicks and viewtime. The broad selection of music, the calm voice, the familiar accent, the in-depth knowledge and logic presented in a straight-forward, not attention seeking manner. Oh you very high quality content, information-dense, rare internet gem, may you always find as much joy in producing as I do in consuming.

[@motog6436]

Now you just need to close the loop and automatically replace the breeding donkeys with better ones!

[@janeiro301]

7:40 RIP eary friend, was never even saddled and checked ;(

[@FrankWalker2356]

"That title must be clickbait, right?" I thought to myself despite knowing your content. Your minecraft builds are amazing but your titles are even better. Lol.

[@quintp7010]

Why is everyone complaining about the title, it's just what he did

[@_.-.]

A U T O M A T E D E U G E N I C S

[@bbnnmm9]

I love the dedication you have for the craft, both server and the game. It really shows alot of effort and time that goes in the machines and farms you make ❤

[@kerbatonbaton8108]

you could compare the speed of donkeys with each other, 2 donkeys start running at the same time on 2 identical lines, the slower one gets killed, the faster one stays alive and runs again against the next donkey and so on...

[@ilmango]

and they say I'm cruel

[@good_guy_SG]

@@ilmango lol It's either run for your life or run faster than you siblings for life

[@norbucso]

When I listen to these videos I feel like an academy seminar with the professor called ilmango and it's about the depths of Minecraft engineering. ❤

[@defeatSpace]

After hearing the thunder, I think covering the prize donkeys like the rest of the stock might be clever.

[@evilgibson]

"there's also misconception conception that I had for years as well always thought the fastest horse is 14.57 meters per second um but this must have been changed at some point the last time I really tested" Ah yes, simple misunderstanding and easy to miss _looks to side in panic to rest of the posters shrugging while mouthing "I don't know !!"_

[@Yasser-444]

since all donkeys spawn with the same health you could, make a system that set them on fire for long enough then they try to reach water before they burn to death

[@zkeletonz001]

Oh man, it would be the survival of the fittest donkey race.

[@0106johnny]

Sadly the system where the newborn donkeys were also set on fire before literally trying to outrun death didn't work.

[@niceowl]

That timelapse with music was an absolutely epic intro

[@shreyjain3197]

bruh wtf is this episode title

[@5wet_]

Hahahahahahh that made me laugh so hard I didn't notice

[@ollielynas5805]

A bit sus when said in a German accent

[@LawiiOdin]

The skin used on the bot holding the carrot is very fitting.

[@T0DD]

i'm pretty sure that's Pekoras skin LMAO

[@LawiiOdin]

@@T0DD 100% is... war criminal doing war criminal things

[@leoliu2837]

It's even named 110, anyone far enough down the rabbit hole would know the reference

[@Splarkszter]

Someone owns the account. The server just fetches the skin from mojang. Otherwise it would be a steve.

[@kaiohshin2322]

Ha↗Ha↘Ha↗Ha↘

[@Ascendance2001]

Automated Donkey Squid Games

[@shababa7166]

You could use an adult donkey to make the baby donkeys path-find for the automatic speed detection so you don’t need the additional player account

[@Script_Mak3r]

The golden carrot holder be like: AH↓HA↑HA↑HA↑HA

[@xXAlchemist]

That intro song is in the game Stranded: Alien Dawn always a vibe when that comes on!

[@leoliu2837]

The bot holding carrot is named 110 and has Pekora skin lol

[@andrejosue98]

A dispenser is able to use a saddle on donkeys, right? May be if the donkey gets saddled it know the donkey is tamed, Although not sure if the dispenser just throws the saddle if it fails And may be use the ability of donkeys to pathfind toward the parents to make them move?

[@sub_atomicc]

petition for this video to be played in all biology classes

[@Minty_Meeo]

7:03 he didn't even check that donkey's stats, lmao.

[@dashinking]

the design is very human

[@atomspalter2090]

I just love scicraft!

[@rokii5787]

SciCraft episode finally!!

[@NeverSnows]

Jesus, this went from manually murdering unfit donkeys, to making a murderous machine that selects them based on how fast they can run for their lives, and ended up making them do all of that while set on fire. Just another monday.

[@unhearted4510]

Notch is gonna love it when he finds out you figure out eugenics in his game.

[@jakeoshay]

If you're sorting out the duds wouldn't it be beneficial to add twice or even more breeding chambers?

[@samskleibrok2023]

Especially since the selection system is now fast enough to handle more donkeys

[@justinnamilee]

That intro song for the montage was dope. :)

[@trollchristianjb1233]

Least sane scicraft animal contraption. 1% survival rate

[@brycecohoon]

me: ive done everything in minecraft. Scicraft: Fast Donkey Farm.

[@ilmango]

why is everyone complaining about this video? Thought it would be nice to do something new, that nobody that has done before with a niche game mechanic . I guess early game the 100th time is more interesting and "reletable"...

[@brycecohoon]

​@@ilmango I can see why you think that, that's just the meta, like how skyblock gets more views than Sci right now. I remember when it was the opposite, Sci does the things we can't, like figure out the tech to save time breeding the fastest donkey. Had a lot of fun with this episode and love what you do brother.

[@SuitedSlime]

This was an awesome video. Stuff like this is the best to see because it's a rediculas concept

[@GvinahGui]

Me: * opens ilmango video * 20 seconds into the timelapse: wait, why is there land on his Skyblock episode? The realization: oh, it's a Scicraft episode 😅

[@GvinahGui]

I guess we've been spoiled with constant Skyblock episodes on ilmango's channel, lol The Scicraft ones are pretty good too, but I'm hooked on the Skyblock series

[@SpitFyrr]

The title alone is the most inhumane sounding thing I've ever heard.

[@Balu_420]

This reminds me of the slime/panda farm in the peaceful series. From killing pandas, to killing donkeys... I like it. At least some of the donkeys can make it out alive

[@bubblebaath7840]

The result of thinking “who’s no one sone before?” In a game where basically everything has been done to an extent:

[@danktronboof]

I’ve been waiting for this for so long!

[@FakeFinn]

After watching you for so long i didnt even notice anything weird with the title

[@josepescudefont3935]

Cool video concept, really enjoyed it

[@Francks_]

"so they're literally running for their lives.. yeah, it's kinda cool"

[@hampopper3150]

Donkey F er 9000. Now that's a truckload of donkeys.

[@hoodwatcher8665]

love to see some more scicraft 2 content

[@j0rhn]

Time lapse music on point

[@No_69187]

nice to see a sci-craft episode again

[@banguela6345]

Run for yuo life - Ilmango 2023

[@sporasparel5032]

German efficiency can be a frightening thing

[@ris_kis]

Thanks for your video, ilmango.

[@hellterminator]

Man, it's good to see some SciCraft again. Don't get me wrong, the SkyBlock series is great, but it doesn't quite match the insanity of SciCraft.

[@Kaze-Kagura]

Ilmango culling the slow

[@camronkean4206]

When I thought something couldnt be done in Minecraft Redstone scicraft was 20 steps ahead

[@IamRavara]

another approach would be to race the donkeys. breed a bunch of donkeys and at the them put all of them in a race where after the first x donkeys get to the end the floor behind opens and the slow ones fall to lava

[@billleiker5314]

This is my donkey! my donkeys amazing!

[@Blubb3rbub]

I kind of hoped for a system were several donkeys are released at once and then do a race. 😅

[@KaelinatorPVP]

ilmango and the side effects of late stage capitalism

[@GothBoyUK]

I'm sure he's going to end up on a list. If he's not already on it. 😱

[@Flxvideo]

Absolute Legende!

[@maxwellarnold570]

Didn't realize that gnembon plays on the SciCraft actively, thats cool. Great video as always ilmango

[@cushiontwin]

I'm confused why you couldn't duplicate the design another 3 times around the player for a x4 efficiency rate?

[@thelastdankbender4353]

I feel like there is an unspoken yet universally understood undertone to this, just because Ilmango is German.

[@jazzylev]

was just thinking the same thing…

[@aedrorwindrunner4172]

You think you’re used to the minecraft nonsense, the you see 10:06

[@stevenhe3462]

This is truely educative. If kids hear these cries from the donkeys, they will more likely understand what killing is like IRL. Don't show it to the animal lovers, though…

[@kosolomon123]

better title: A German Machine That Keeps Fast Donkeys and Kills Slow Donkeys Efficiently

[@BobSockTwo]

When you afk in your skyblock world you can play scicraft. I think you can do it by opening two minecrafts with the same account when one of is launched offline (if you use ATLauncher) And you can make two videos at the same time

[@jacobtinkle9686]

Thats probably what he does

[@taith2]

In my old world when I were to find perfect horses i went for building passive mob farm in biome spawning horses, got perfect horse relatively fast, but testing them all was grueling process without any plugins

[@leonardougulino3456]

7:45 he was the one

[@shreyjain3197]

Why am i watching a video about a grown man talking about donkeys in a block game for 27 minutes straight at 2 am

[@fdagpigj]

because it's fun?

[@arcturuslight_]

Same. Instead of studying for my exam (or going to sleep)

[@shreyjain3197]

Alternate title: Inhumane experiments on donkeys

[@4203105]

Could you use baby animals pathing towards adult animals to speed test or would that also not be reliable?

[@upside_you_mop]

Nah I don't think they go as fast lol