Images That MADE ME WHEEZE on Cards Against Humanity

[@Timoruz]

Wow, we’ve really gotten to a point where even text based cards are censored

[@xJokerzWild]

Had to have been really bad if that chinese orphanage one wasnt censored.

[@CatsHaveCamerasInTheirEyes]

blargs also incredibly careful on not getting pegged by youtube

[@brachslap]

The cards were a famous place for killing in WW2 and Grape Ape ....

[@RazyrDiarmait]

When people get offended by words.

[@LilyKasumii]

if you pause you can see them when mcnasty burps

[@Molten_Anarchist]

At this point, this ain't Cards Against Humanity, this is just a group session where Blarg gets together with his friends and they search and share the dumbest shit they can find.

[@end-1210]

And that‘s why we are here😂😂

[@jwatts94]

And I'm fukin here for it mate

[@Parasiteve]

it IS cards against humanity because its inhuman how censored this has to be now.

[@robbiehere9071]

Cards Against My Sanity

[@stzyandthestonerboy8712]

I swear blarg looks like the type of dude that you could just give hugs to

[@atypicalytkid1259]

Absolutely like the fantasic dad hugs too

[@TheSecondBestOwen]

Don’t tempt me

[@munchlaxman2218]

FUCKING FACTS

[@stephanieturnbull6821]

He looks like he’d be a good parent

[@g.d.c12]

fried monkey balls

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

11:34 thank you blarj for the 1 frame of uncensored plankton cake

[@supremesloth105]

Props to you for leaving the exact time stamp

[@syverlunde9622]

i saw that one too

[@lucasworth5903]

was just gonna leave the same comment lmao

[@tiltonhopkins2775]

I spent 50% of this laughing and the other half looking at Moby Huge in the corner just chilling lmao

[@Heroo01]

People keep mentioning it like it's new. How haven't you guys seen it in a single other video? That Moby's been there for aages

[@precipitationlane9507]

@@Heroo01 it's almost as if blarg gains new subs daily

[@frenchie177]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw that there

[@roadhog820]

Fr

[@Br4ndon2749]

A year later this is still the case for me😂

[@skyalexis02]

am i the only one still waiting for them to announce that soup finally got his "built ford tough" tramp stamp

[@user-ww2xk1jw3u]

Damn, that's some Goons lore

[@GarronGoesGaming]

😂😂 I'd buy $100 worth of merch to see that happen!

[@ItzBeSage]

I love how the 3rd and 5th Cards on the top row are uncensored at the beginning of the video but then turn blurry after Blarg opens his private tab 🤣

[@FaultyWristwatch]

And eventually they become uncensored like the editor doesn't even care anymore 😂

[@ItzBeSage]

@@FaultyWristwatch I know right?!?!

[@Stitched_the_doll]

11:34 no more censor

[@carrotwizard3900]

they also become uncensored when someone makes noise and the camera shakes

[@SleeprunnerInc]

I love how the SCORING UNDERAGE PUSSY one is NOT censored but a WW2 joke that's literally older than most people on the freaking planet is.

[@TheRougeSky]

Moby Huge just casually chilling in the background with a hat on for extra swag points.

[@turvis7333]

Cant wait to turn my volume down so I don't get in trouble

[@sagenbabin8786]

I just play it loud and when my mom asks what I’m watching I say it’s soup and turn it up

[@eliaslucus2574]

Sooooo tru

[@DragonSpiderproductions]

Same I’m at work rn. I work with kids

[@Jungus69]

Hey, you stole my discord profile picture, I want it back

[@Dan-B]

The blurring out of the most offensive cards, that have already been seen and aren’t blurred in the edits 😂

[@KiddRoxas]

watching the channel grow has been nuts these last few years. love the work keep it up 🖤🖤🖤

[@jackiegibson5077]

Doo's burps the greatest uncensoring device

[@smh190]

Thank you blarg my mother passed today and ur videos helped me through it. Thank you

[@GunterBagsYT]

I loved the podcast y'all made and was waiting all day yesterday and today for the mentioned Cards Against Humanity video from any of you Goons, and I saw this and clicked as soon as I could. Thanks for the amazing video, and the amazingly hilarious podcast yesterday!

[@Trench_Thumb]

It's weird that Matt has the lowest sub count when he's arguably the funniest of the Goons

[@balllover52]

I love blarg but im pretty sure soup is the funniest

[@zack9617]

Soup is the funniest bro… but blarg is cool

[@Beckers0115]

Soup is probably funnier as a person but blarg has the best clips

[@Reddzion]

@@balllover52 Soup is funny yes, but the prank calls i'm not a fan of aswell as the random yelling and burping like please i don't want ear damage, Matt in my opinion is the funniest

[@balllover52]

@@Reddzion thats what makes him funny

[@jacturner6886]

theres a sweet spot of time in the day for me that makes these videos even funnier. it only occurs when I've had very little sleep and its now the next morning at 8am and I feel like I'm hitting second wind. this shit has me laughing in the dirtiest of manners.

[@edwardlally9618]

Facecam back!! LETS GOOOOOOOO WE GET TO SEE THE ARAB MANS FACE

[@darthmalgus1384]

If you pause at 11:34 you will see something spectacular.

[@ZombieSazza]

The disappointed “c’mon” at 4:42 is far too funny

[@darksouls47]

I was actually just thinking about this an hour ago lmao you need to upload more Cards Against Humanity videos more often, they're just hilarious.

[@Molten_Anarchist]

Lmfao, the censor break at 11:34

[@pilotflower4540]

Love how the plankton butt is uncensored for a small bit of time . LOL

[@AarPlays]

I can't stop looking at the spinny thing in the reflection of the KZbin plaque

[@misterdeath2929]

I think the worst bit is i have too many of these images saved in my camera roll... Too many being more than zero

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

Hell isn’t made up of rings, it’s more like one of those fibonacci sequence spirals that just get infinitely smaller

[@NoSleepTill72]

I just fucking noticed the moby huge in his room with a hat on.

[@atypicalytkid1259]

MATTS PRETTY FACE IS BACK ALLAH HAS BLESSED US

[@rykerthestriker]

Blarg/Matt seems like the guy who would just be bouncing off the walls if he were drunk, but chill and tired if he were high.

[@HafidzMurshidie]

I just watched It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, because I just got the opportunity to watch it, and man does Matt reminds me of Charlie Day.. Does anyone else who watches Sunny feels the same..? They're like the wild card of the gang, has a high voice, and both are funny..

[@Will99371]

There is a split second at 11:34 where Planktons juicy Krabs Patties are not censored. Ur welcome

[@lazyoutsider35]

17:42 I RECOGNIZED THAT BLUR I HAVE THAT MEME IN MY GALLERY🤣

[@malice6081]

Now I'm curious

[@monsterfanatic5344]

I have a distinct feeling that it's either shit, or a prolapsed anus

[@ja-crispy7984]

6:26 hearing that word outside of the app damn near made my balls drop

[@zuluwakadudu1744]

i cant wait for the day that blarg says "thank you guys for one million" instead of "if you are new here, please sure to subscribe as we are on the road to 1 million subs!"

[@Kyfarus]

0:53 you accidentally didn’t blur those cards also check the bottom left card-

[@Nick.11]

LMAO

[@oceann0]

The hat holder in the background always brings me joy

[@tht1channel507]

Now I’m waiting for the FBIs funny moment video

[@suravian666]

09:45 My favorite complition of this card comes from seananners

[@lukialex7941]

When you need to save your energy for this stuff so you keepin the Podcast chill

[@agentswan2739]

Certified hood classic

[@aidengadoury]

soups voice crack at 1:25🤣🤣

[@andreanecchi5930]

at school I cooked pasta with cuttlefish ink , you could use videos the next times

[@YaBoiBiscuit]

How are these people my comfort youtubers

[@wyvern_warrior]

8:30 decent meme but points off because the chicken eggs we eat aren't fertilized potential life, but a bodily discharge.

[@yofoshizzle66]

Damn I tried to point out a certain card he had that went with almost every question card and they instantly flagged it😂

[@yofoshizzle66]

I laugh but I'll probably be getting a visit from the feds now

[@user-jq1os4qp9v]

If only we could get an uncensored version of these videos

[@ATaleOfTwoSissies]

I swear Blarg looks like the type of guy to steal my phone on an island and say “this is a nice phone” and killing my brother.

[@ReinAfterDark]

Does he also tell you the definition of Insanity

[@spencerbankhead2446]

Can we just talk about the mobey huge in the background?

[@joshchecks1659]

Congrats hope you hit that 1 million mark man seeing your channel grow has been so cool 🎉

[@seezers1296]

Bro I was watching this video when I was eating. Trying not to lose your appetite is like level 99 type shit.

[@dakithedon3311]

I just noticed the moby huge in the background.

[@Spl00sh4life]

Did anyone else notice that the plankton card became uncensored for 1 second

[@deepfriedmicrowavegaming]

Hell yeah I did and I paused it right then

[@superdeafy]

These pics got me laughing SO HARD

[@duckinggroup]

Let’s Goooo!! A Blarg Video

[@feraltrafficcone4483]

Reminder that Google tracks you in Incog mode

[@Heroo01]

Oh god bless the editor for giving us that frame of cheeks at 11:33

[@ExternalGodYT]

Bruh there was a single frame or many frames when plankton was uncensored

[@swaggerthesaucegod8170]

Blarg's vids just feel like playing games with the homies on xbox live in 2009

[@sagenbabin8786]

This is the first time I’ve seen mcnasty lead the game and not only that be 4 points over soup

[@jimmybazata3277]

I regret eating food while watching this now

[@CapitalBoom]

watching blarg at 2:13am hits different

[@AsolfofGaming]

For as long as I've watch this man, not once have I ever noticed that big ol Thang under Mr. Kermit until now.

[@God_Given_Strength]

7:58 soup rev-matching

[@elijahthain7311]

Bro I just noticed what was behind him

[@gayahhbihh]

Never seen this channel, but "Swaggot" has got me hooked

[@artechvixen5282]

To blarg’s editor,great job dude but the censors on the words disappeared when you zoom in on the burp at 0:53

[@chigbungus6768]

I like to imagine soups still in the suit and spongebob head

[@loganmoo6605]

1:25 lol that soup voice crack

[@GZxuanChannel-nx9vi]

HOLY MOLY, I Am SHOOK By So Many OFFENSIVE, CURSED and AWESOME Memes

[@TheDelkioGaming]

When you watch soup 5 days before and you completely fucking ignore blarg videos

[@JaredR1996]

FBI raiding my house funny moments

[@Haunted_Alen]

14:07 I WAS eating, but now I don’t want to…

[@0_exterminatingdaleks_011]

Why you should subscribe and watch all of Blargs (also know as Matt) videos: 1) His voice is amazing 2) He's cute 3) He's funny 4) He's amazing 5) I dunno, just subscribe

[@TheCerberusOfHell]

Been waiting for this since the podcast!

[@rowdyruu8275]

11:33 that dumpy tho

[@christianfuhrmann5647]

Could we ever get uncensored versions of these? If you put it on something like patreon, I'd support it 💯

[@D1g1talMess]

11:33 Your editor forgot to keep the censor up when Doo said "well..."

[@subsonicslime]

Every burp in blurred the blurs lol

[@OkThrills]

When you can tell what the blurred images are from your camera roll

[@SHSscorp82]

13:41 The moment I regretted eating my fettuccine Alfredo while watching this video. 😂

[@y0daman184]

bro uncensored the plankton ass for a good second 11:33

[@cmdanielo580]

True

[@braedensmith2377]

This is the first time after hearing about it on the podcast seeing the mobey huge as a hat rack in the back round

[@soulless_nature]

The irony of having lawyer ads pop up on these videos is amazing

[@jackdolittz8209]

The fact that you’ve grown so much in the past year is ridiculous. I remember back when you had 250k

[@dakurlzzmask8695]

In the first minute its so cursed i dont know how to feel

[@aidenreacts8432]

Ah theres my favorite Sand furry! Fuckin hilarious as always Blarg

[@trottinboots]

blarg: "good job little guy" mcnasty: e.e

[@damienhelms3038]

Bro soup should buy the skirt and wear it at a show

[@thesonic_arrow0191]

What are they googling for these images. The cursed nature is literally art

[@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924]

9:41 Why is the quiet “Ok?” so funny to me?

[@alexmills168]

Great video Blarg. you were on fire!

[@keda1248]

Blarg: shoots guns once now can only think about guns

[@grayfox8460]

10:16 that is a question that will never have an answer.

[@lively2774]

Plankton is uncensored for a small bit at 11:33 Just thought you would all like to know

[@woodwardianftw1]

Think, Blarg actually has enough confidence to send the uncut uncensored versions to his editor.

[@HardPickle]

My Arabic friend bought a lot of fireworks and they thought e was gonna bomb a place

[@chadwhiteclaw9214]

anyone else pause durring the burps to read the censored cards

[@gamingbeast7646]

Plankton unedited for 1 sec at 11:34 ( make sure it’s paused when you click time)

[@Masterchiefrpb]

11:34 is a hmmm moment

[@Shrek-iv8gu]

The Censoring was so Inconsistent lmao. One moment something would be censored then it wouldnt after a transition. Even plankton ass got exposed for a second there

[@flashback4019]

Thank you for the sly uncensoring of the cards during soups burp sr blarg