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[@Molten_Anarchist]

At this point, this ain't Cards Against Humanity, this is just a group session where Blarg gets together with his friends and they search and share the dumbest shit they can find.

[@end-1210]

And that‘s why we are here😂😂

[@jwatts94]

And I'm fukin here for it mate

[@Parasiteve]

it IS cards against humanity because its inhuman how censored this has to be now.

[@robbiehere9071]

Cards Against My Sanity

[@Timoruz]

Wow, we’ve really gotten to a point where even text based cards are censored

[@xJokerzWild]

Had to have been really bad if that chinese orphanage one wasnt censored.

[@CatsHaveCamerasInTheirEyes]

blargs also incredibly careful on not getting pegged by youtube

[@brachslap]

The cards were a famous place for killing in WW2 and Grape Ape ....

[@RazyrDiarmait]

When people get offended by words.

[@lilith3117]

if you pause you can see them when mcnasty burps

[@stzyandthestonerboy8712]

I swear blarg looks like the type of dude that you could just give hugs to

[@atypicalytkid1259]

Absolutely like the fantasic dad hugs too

[@TheSecondBestOwen]

Don’t tempt me

[@munchlaxman2218]

FUCKING FACTS

[@stephanieturnbull6821]

He looks like he’d be a good parent

[@g.d.c12]

fried monkey balls

[@tiltonhopkins2775]

I spent 50% of this laughing and the other half looking at Moby Huge in the corner just chilling lmao

[@Heroo01]

People keep mentioning it like it's new. How haven't you guys seen it in a single other video? That Moby's been there for aages

[@precipitationlane9507]

@@Heroo01 it's almost as if blarg gains new subs daily

[@frenchie177]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw that there

[@roadhog820]

Fr

[@Br4ndon2749]

A year later this is still the case for me😂

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

11:34 thank you blarj for the 1 frame of uncensored plankton cake

[@supremesloth105]

Props to you for leaving the exact time stamp

[@syverlunde9622]

i saw that one too

[@lucasworth5903]

was just gonna leave the same comment lmao

[@ItzBeSage]

I love how the 3rd and 5th Cards on the top row are uncensored at the beginning of the video but then turn blurry after Blarg opens his private tab 🤣

[@FaultyWristwatch]

And eventually they become uncensored like the editor doesn't even care anymore 😂

[@ItzBeSage]

@@FaultyWristwatch I know right?!?!

[@Stitched_the_doll]

11:34 no more censor

[@carrotwizard3900]

they also become uncensored when someone makes noise and the camera shakes

[@SleeprunnerInc]

I love how the SCORING UNDERAGE PUSSY one is NOT censored but a WW2 joke that's literally older than most people on the freaking planet is.

[@skyalexis02]

am i the only one still waiting for them to announce that soup finally got his "built ford tough" tramp stamp

[@user-ww2xk1jw3u]

Damn, that's some Goons lore

[@GarronGoesGaming]

😂😂 I'd buy $100 worth of merch to see that happen!

[@TheRougeSky]

Moby Huge just casually chilling in the background with a hat on for extra swag points.

[@turvis7333]

Cant wait to turn my volume down so I don't get in trouble

[@sagenbabin8786]

I just play it loud and when my mom asks what I’m watching I say it’s soup and turn it up

[@eliaslucus2574]

Sooooo tru

[@DragonSpiderproductions]

Same I’m at work rn. I work with kids

[@LukemanO8]

Hey, you stole my discord profile picture, I want it back

[@sexybarney_]

I'm sorry I just noticed that blarg has a massive "toy" in the background and just put a hat on it and I now have respect for em 7:33

[@Jellokop]

Idfk how KZbin literally does not see this toy in the background

[@spleens4200]

The moby huuuuuuge!

[@jackiegibson5077]

Doo's burps the greatest uncensoring device

[@Dan-B]

The blurring out of the most offensive cards, that have already been seen and aren’t blurred in the edits 😂

[@KiddRoxas]

watching the channel grow has been nuts these last few years. love the work keep it up 🖤🖤🖤

[@Trench_Thumb]

It's weird that Matt has the lowest sub count when he's arguably the funniest of the Goons

[@balllover52]

I love blarg but im pretty sure soup is the funniest

[@zack9617]

Soup is the funniest bro… but blarg is cool

[@Beckers0115]

Soup is probably funnier as a person but blarg has the best clips

[@Reddzion]

@@balllover52 Soup is funny yes, but the prank calls i'm not a fan of aswell as the random yelling and burping like please i don't want ear damage, Matt in my opinion is the funniest

[@balllover52]

@@Reddzion thats what makes him funny

[@edwardlally9618]

Facecam back!! LETS GOOOOOOOO WE GET TO SEE THE ARAB MANS FACE

[@darksouls47]

I was actually just thinking about this an hour ago lmao you need to upload more Cards Against Humanity videos more often, they're just hilarious.

[@jacturner6886]

theres a sweet spot of time in the day for me that makes these videos even funnier. it only occurs when I've had very little sleep and its now the next morning at 8am and I feel like I'm hitting second wind. this shit has me laughing in the dirtiest of manners.

[@HafidzMurshidie]

I just watched It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, because I just got the opportunity to watch it, and man does Matt reminds me of Charlie Day.. Does anyone else who watches Sunny feels the same..? They're like the wild card of the gang, has a high voice, and both are funny..

[@GunterBagsYT]

I loved the podcast y'all made and was waiting all day yesterday and today for the mentioned Cards Against Humanity video from any of you Goons, and I saw this and clicked as soon as I could. Thanks for the amazing video, and the amazingly hilarious podcast yesterday!

[@darthmalgus1384]

If you pause at 11:34 you will see something spectacular.

[@smh190]

Thank you blarg my mother passed today and ur videos helped me through it. Thank you

[@joshchecks1659]

Congrats hope you hit that 1 million mark man seeing your channel grow has been so cool 🎉

[@ZombieSazza]

The disappointed “c’mon” at 4:42 is far too funny

[@lukialex7941]

When you need to save your energy for this stuff so you keepin the Podcast chill

[@atypicalytkid1259]

MATTS PRETTY FACE IS BACK ALLAH HAS BLESSED US

[@alexmills168]

Great video Blarg. you were on fire!

[@TheCerberusOfHell]

Been waiting for this since the podcast!

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

Hell isn’t made up of rings, it’s more like one of those fibonacci sequence spirals that just get infinitely smaller

[@Molten_Anarchist]

Lmfao, the censor break at 11:34

[@agentswan2739]

Certified hood classic

[@ja-crispy7984]

6:26 hearing that word outside of the app damn near made my balls drop

[@superdeafy]

These pics got me laughing SO HARD

[@rykerthestriker]

Blarg/Matt seems like the guy who would just be bouncing off the walls if he were drunk, but chill and tired if he were high.

[@oceann0]

The hat holder in the background always brings me joy

[@zuluwakadudu1744]

i cant wait for the day that blarg says "thank you guys for one million" instead of "if you are new here, please sure to subscribe as we are on the road to 1 million subs!"

[@AarPlays]

I can't stop looking at the spinny thing in the reflection of the KZbin plaque

[@pilotflower4540]

Love how the plankton butt is uncensored for a small bit of time . LOL

[@tht1channel507]

Now I’m waiting for the FBIs funny moment video

[@YaBoiBiscuit]

How are these people my comfort youtubers

[@duckinggroup]

Let’s Goooo!! A Blarg Video

[@Will99371]

There is a split second at 11:34 where Planktons juicy Krabs Patties are not censored. Ur welcome

[@artechvixen5282]

To blarg’s editor,great job dude but the censors on the words disappeared when you zoom in on the burp at 0:53

[@atypicalytkid1259]

Btw blarg i love your content keep it up man

[@seezers1296]

Bro I was watching this video when I was eating. Trying not to lose your appetite is like level 99 type shit.

[@AsolfofGaming]

For as long as I've watch this man, not once have I ever noticed that big ol Thang under Mr. Kermit until now.

[@misterdeath2929]

I think the worst bit is i have too many of these images saved in my camera roll... Too many being more than zero

[@Kyfarus]

0:53 you accidentally didn’t blur those cards also check the bottom left card-

[@Nick.11]

LMAO

[@ATaleOfTwoSissies]

I swear Blarg looks like the type of guy to steal my phone on an island and say “this is a nice phone” and killing my brother.

[@ReinAfterDark]

Does he also tell you the definition of Insanity

[@gayahhbihh]

Never seen this channel, but "Swaggot" has got me hooked

[@swaggerthesaucegod8170]

Blarg's vids just feel like playing games with the homies on xbox live in 2009

[@CapitalBoom]

watching blarg at 2:13am hits different

[@user-jq1os4qp9v]

If only we could get an uncensored version of these videos

[@Heroo01]

Oh god bless the editor for giving us that frame of cheeks at 11:33

[@wyvern_warrior]

8:30 decent meme but points off because the chicken eggs we eat aren't fertilized potential life, but a bodily discharge.

[@trottinboots]

blarg: "good job little guy" mcnasty: e.e

[@keda1248]

Blarg: shoots guns once now can only think about guns

[@lazyoutsider35]

17:42 I RECOGNIZED THAT BLUR I HAVE THAT MEME IN MY GALLERY🤣

[@malice6081]

Now I'm curious

[@monsterfanatic5344]

I have a distinct feeling that it's either shit, or a prolapsed anus

[@aidenreacts8432]

Ah theres my favorite Sand furry! Fuckin hilarious as always Blarg

[@davecrupel2817]

'twas waiting for this!

[@chigbungus6768]

I like to imagine soups still in the suit and spongebob head

[@aidengadoury]

soups voice crack at 1:25🤣🤣

[@GZxuanChannel-nx9vi]

HOLY MOLY, I Am SHOOK By So Many OFFENSIVE, CURSED and AWESOME Memes

[@yofoshizzle66]

Damn I tried to point out a certain card he had that went with almost every question card and they instantly flagged it😂

[@yofoshizzle66]

I laugh but I'll probably be getting a visit from the feds now

[@SHSscorp82]

13:41 The moment I regretted eating my fettuccine Alfredo while watching this video. 😂

[@subsonicslime]

Every burp in blurred the blurs lol

[@loganmoo6605]

1:25 lol that soup voice crack

[@lorenzodaniels6486]

Cute rocket ship in the background 😍 🥴

[@jackdolittz8209]

The fact that you’ve grown so much in the past year is ridiculous. I remember back when you had 250k

[@dakurlzzmask8695]

In the first minute its so cursed i dont know how to feel

[@jimmybazata3277]

I regret eating food while watching this now

[@0_exterminatingdaleks_011]

Why you should subscribe and watch all of Blargs (also know as Matt) videos: 1) His voice is amazing 2) He's cute 3) He's funny 4) He's amazing 5) I dunno, just subscribe

[@soulless_nature]

The irony of having lawyer ads pop up on these videos is amazing

[@JaredR1996]

FBI raiding my house funny moments

[@andreanecchi5930]

at school I cooked pasta with cuttlefish ink , you could use videos the next times

[@GeordieDean]

I guess imma subscribe, keep finding myself here

[@OkThrills]

When you can tell what the blurred images are from your camera roll

[@braedensmith2377]

This is the first time after hearing about it on the podcast seeing the mobey huge as a hat rack in the back round

[@cristianhernandez9193]

eating breakfast while watching this was a bad idea

[@gamingbeast7646]

Plankton unedited for 1 sec at 11:34 ( make sure it’s paused when you click time)

[@Spl00sh4life]

Did anyone else notice that the plankton card became uncensored for 1 second

[@deepfriedmicrowavegaming3705]

Hell yeah I did and I paused it right then

[@TheDelkioGaming]

When you watch soup 5 days before and you completely fucking ignore blarg videos

[@loganjacobs3817]

he seems like the super nice underrated friend

[@God_Given_Strength]

7:58 soup rev-matching

[@flashback4019]

Thank you for the sly uncensoring of the cards during soups burp sr blarg

[@seksizajceksato6758]

Dude you bought a MobyHuge, saw it in the corner of the frame and spit tea all over my monitor. 🤣

[@daisyjoy242]

I didn't notice that, why did he even buy it 😂

[@jamiehughes5573]

Well maybe as a doorstop

[@christianfuhrmann5647]

Could we ever get uncensored versions of these? If you put it on something like patreon, I'd support it 💯

[@sagenbabin8786]

This is the first time I’ve seen mcnasty lead the game and not only that be 4 points over soup

[@woodwardianftw1]

Think, Blarg actually has enough confidence to send the uncut uncensored versions to his editor.

[@DetectiveCam]

BELT JERKY IM DYING

[@SpikeTheLucario]

I'd love to see more CAH.

[@Sykeadelick]

Censoring people with downs doesn’t sit right with me lmao..

[@y0daman184]

bro uncensored the plankton ass for a good second 11:33

[@cmdanielo580]

True

[@markflorimbio5699]

Facecam is back on his gaming channel. Let's go!

[@Shrek-iv8gu]

The Censoring was so Inconsistent lmao. One moment something would be censored then it wouldnt after a transition. Even plankton ass got exposed for a second there

[@Haunted_Alen]

14:07 I WAS eating, but now I don’t want to…

[@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924]

9:41 Why is the quiet “Ok?” so funny to me?

[@candycass]

I chose the wrong video to watch while I was eating

[@NoSleepTill72]

I just fucking noticed the moby huge in his room with a hat on.

[@Tgoalie39]

Thank allah the face cam is back

[@dakithedon3311]

I just noticed the moby huge in the background.