Tex Battles Billy- Billy Throws First Punch

Tex and Billy are at it again, but this time Tex is not to be blamed!
#LonghornLester’s

[@amygeasom7271]

But mom dad, you got all wrong, Tommy said I can stay, then the girls came over... I didn't have a phone to call you, Tommy's phone out of range. Mom what could I do, can't say who goes to Tommy's, can I, Mom dad... SHEESHI Lola Tasmania

[@ImaSurvivorSanctuary]

Yes.... sounds like you know what you're talking about!!!!

[@MarieLuvsNate]

Sounds like you may have some insight on this!!🤣😂🤣😂. Where were you when I was a teenager, haha!! I could have used all the help I could get with the stories!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@debbiecozortakalonghornmom1862]

@@bethrichey3242 It’s an joke There is Nobody named Tommy there it’s made up conversations Lol 😂

[@black_jackledemon6298]

This sort of thing is why our current *practical* farm truck sometimes sarcastically gets called *"Tacti-cool"* I went looking for army surplus because the scrap metal boom caused a shortage of junkyard parts for keeping older vehicals alive. Dents didn't used to matter much. Adopted a farm built version of a full cage and RPG shield from the military trucks I couldn't afford either. Works great. I don't even have to try and turn the broadside away from an amorous bull anymore. They just bounce off and basically kick their own arse head butting into it without major physical trama either. 😂 Still impressively rock it pretty hard sometimes. A horny bull is a massive beast with only two things on it's mind. Clearing a path of *everything* .... to "Get it On!" 😂 👍 and subbed

[@Alethiometer]

Do not ever cheat n her or hell has no fury you make a stupid mistake like that you better NOT return

[@freespirit54321]

I love how Tex was grumbling loudly on his way back. Too cute!

[@donnashields2397]

That made me giggle too

[@traceysouders9840]

I’m so glad Tex is as tame as he is. That would be awful trying to get him back in if you couldn’t even get close to him. Just to look at him you can see the massive power he has. He is one handsome bull.

[@christineslemons4863]

You two “discussing” what Billie and Tex were talking about totally cracks me up! 😆

[@nissalum3277]

Yes it does cracks me up too it's so funny how they antileazed it.

[@denisehardin7005]

ABSOLUTELY !!

[@KierstenNava]

Yes. Seemed maybe a little too familiar with how this all goes. I had to watch it again. Lol

[@raynonabohrer5624]

This was funny! 😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂. Yes you better keep your mouth shut 😤. Dad's gonna be pissed.

[@jeffryblackmon4846]

BOVINE PSYCHOLOGY!

[@hello-laura]

Lesters best quotes in this video: “..hes playing ring around the rosies here.” “Still looking for snakes- Looking high, looking low.”

[@ds3333]

"Pressure and Release"

[@steffanieropicky3116]

Yep!. Who said it's alway greener on the other side till you get their! And you find mom and dad are there waiting lol. Spoils the day every time! Like a kid trying to climb out the window and you standing just below the window or hiding in the bushes to let them know your their and they need to go back to bed! (We were the parents that were the recieveing end of runaway kids.the ones climbing out the window run to our house been crying ! We make them call home tell their mom and dad they are here then they had the phone to us and we tell them it's OK if he stays let him cool down here at least he safe and tomorrow you can come talk it over at breakfast or after school when he's home!

[@sherryvickery56]

😂😂😂

[@John-hw3ds]

HAHA Lester freaking out, and here comes Jamie, in her blue dress and cowgirl boots to save the day! Probably had to cut a Zoom meeting with her boss short...LOL!

[@Mommy34567]

She said she doesn’t wear shorts

[@MarieLuvsNate]

And a pearl necklace!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@karenhayek8901]

Can you imagine that explanation to the boss. Sorry gotta call you back I gotta go chase the bull. 😅😅

[@John-hw3ds]

@@karenhayek8901 hilarious, I can picture that. With Lester screaming in the background 🤣

[@trudymorace1944]

Texas being cheeky and looking at you and saying " awe daddy why..I just want to visit with Billy and the girls..lol..

[@hello-laura]

Tex is so mouthy! Lol. He’s definitely talking back Lester. Tex says: “LEAVE ME ALOO000ooooOONE!”

[@RLSCS]

I think Tex is saying, “I don’t want to go home and you can’t make me” 😂

[@vickiefinn8173]

Tex is looking for a side chick, it's pay back time for Santiana! 😂

[@lindaeyerman961]

😂😂

[@rosierivero8269]

😂😂😂

[@jenniferslagowski4190]

@Blue Bird Grace and Pearl are Tex's daughters. Santianna first baby, Huey, was Billy's

[@jenniferslagowski4190]

@Blue Bird I haven't been as dedicated to watching as of late as I usually am so I couldn't answer that for you but I assume she is around. She did get fixed so I assume she is out and about in the pastures.

[@jenniferslagowski4190]

@Blue Bird I just watched one from 5 days ago with her in it and she may be a house pig as well. She is house trained. Jami did mention that LE let her out of the house.

[@fairydogmother2752]

Tex is such a cheeky boy, I just love his personality he's like a child having a strop. Imagine If it weren't for those horns though, like how the other animals rub on you, that's how I imagine Tex would be without horns LOL.

[@joannemoss8796]

There's nothing good about a bullfight

[@Bluemoon-sd8vp]

@@joannemoss8796 Poor Billy. He keeps getting hurt.

[@2115virgo13]

I love when he argues back.

[@82566]

He's got such a personality lol

[@michellegossett755]

Except for PENGUINS 😂 😂 😂 Lester your AWESOME!!!

[@susanabaxley493]

PawPaw may never know unless... a little longhorn comes along in his herd in a few months.

[@dianelewis1710]

PawPaw will know when he watches the video….busted Lester😂

[@traceyboyer8839]

Right! I was just saying hope he doesn't end up with spotted babies next calving season.

[@jessicapabon2105]

Hahahahahaha.......when is calfing time?? Hahaha

[@susanabaxley493]

@@jessicapabon2105 depends on breed but around 280 days

[@ds3333]

@@muziclovor I think it was time to rotate bulls anyway. They can't leave Billy in the pasture with his daughters.

[@kristenannmosley1198]

I absolutely LOVE how are y’all personify each and every animal! It’s just as entertaining LOL!! And then at the end y’all are fighting as if it was part of the group of friends that y’all hang out with etc!!

[@LaIndiaMaria22]

Lol Right!? Lol

[@peggysue3377]

Saintianna even brought the kids out to greet him, Shamed him in front of his daughters...

[@denisehardin7005]

ABSOLUTELY !! SHAME HIM FOR TRYING TO "RUN AROUND CHECKING OUT OTHER FEMALES !! " SHAME HIM GOOD !! ( It won't REALLY stop him but at least he'll feel bad about it for a while.!.

[@benmwangi4586]

Tex walk of shame😆😆😆

[@bonniegrandstaff5500]

Animals dont think like that they just go off of instincts. 😂😂

[@denisehardin7005]

@@bonniegrandstaff5500 we all know that animals reach by instinct ,but it doesn't hurt to Make Funny Stories that match the actions of the animals at different times during the day . I believe that the IMASURVIVOR sanctuary videos are made because "it's all in fun". I HOPE you can just enjoy the videos and let yourself Giggle A Little. Have A Great Day. Ms Grandstaff.

[@Northtide]

Back when I was a police officer in El Paso I took great pleasure in taking DWI's home. It beat the hell out of arresting them and making some lawyer richer. Stand on a ladies front porch at 3:00am with her Husband in cuffs, and cop car parked in front of the house with the "cherry" rotating. Conversation: "Mam is this yours?" If she answered "Yes." he got released. With the admonishment "I DO NOT want to get a call back here to check a family fight tonight." I always gave the car keys to the Mrs. , and went back to work. Every house on the block was lit up like a Christmas parade when I left. I worked that beat for ten years. I NEVER took the same man home twice. So yeah I know what Santiana was doing to ole Tex. :-)

[@pattdunn9845]

Oh I was laughing at your talking about him like he's a teenager! "He didn't sleep on no couch!" "Sleeping over at Tommys ; my ass!"

[@elizabethferguson5336]

I hate that Billy got hurt. He seems like such a sweet fella.

[@presouz5]

Wonder how bad it is

[@williamsanders5117]

Sweet Billy didn't deserve to get cut up by Big Tex!

[@pattdunn9845]

Bet Pawpaw is going to have something to say about the rumble in the jungle! Poor Billy got handed his ass by Tex.

[@joannebayron1509]

@@pattdunn9845 🤣🤣🤣

[@karenhayek8901]

@@williamsanders5117 then he shouldn't taunt Tex. I've seen him at that fence a bunch of times (Lester show it). I certainly don't wish Billy hurt & I do hope it's just scratches. I think they'll hear from paw paw.

[@Tyhardy1]

The way Tex is walking back is hilarious. You can tell that he is mad and cursing in his head🤣🤣🤣

[@barbaradurrance8483]

Tex is a gorgeous beast. I love when he vocalizes.

[@annagarcia2858]

Ha! That is outrageous.... Tex was giving you lip Lester. Probably telling you off for taking him back home 'against his will mind you.' And his little lady & daughters were not too pleased either.... Thank goodness the situation didn't go further. And I'm pretty sure Billy will heal fast. 🤗❤❤🤗🤭❤❤🤗

[@stacymeadows5853]

I am just here to hear Lester moo “15” again. 😂 (I am glad neither bull were seriously injured.)

[@c-jcleaning..4605]

lol

[@rachaelchaklos9324]

I watched it twice lol

[@pattih2732]

The way Tex yells back at you is priceless 😂

[@shurst1806]

Santiana is no angel herself, she has been seen going after the young guns that Pearl was interested in.

[@CathyMiller0711]

This is a good point!

[@sorla6]

Yeap Ms Santiana is no angel. She already had an indiscretion and Huey was the result of it. She also recently took a stroll to PawPaw's to check out Billy and was trying to cradle-rob Moses. What's worse is she took the kids with her 🤣

[@rahrah4160]

@@sorla6 omg 🤣🤣

[@ChroniclesofAlicha_Balaam]

lol...Bad Santiana...lol

[@GingerMom58]

You should play Shaggy’s “Wasn’t Me” as Tex’s theme song. 😂

[@kathybouziane5269]

Sooo appropriate!

[@lisaquigley-moon9583]

He is like a sullen teenage boy not getting his way. I just love him

[@michellenunez4544]

When Jamie looks at the black and white cow and says your the one…. Was the funniest thing

[@lisamusselwhite4600]

Boy, Tex is talking back!

[@vickiefinn8173]

That was funny! Tex was saying come on Dad you're embarrassing me in front of the girls 🤣

[@junerubbert5229]

LMBO!!! I LOVE YOUR COMMENTARY!!!!! And Lester you have big bahoogies to walk a bull home with nothing but a spanky stick!!! I’ve been chased by enough of our bulls so no I stay way far away!

[@justjen4988]

Paw paw is gonna know when he has baby longhorns in his pasture. 😂😂 Jami is the voice of reason as usual. ❤

[@lauracoffin]

Tex can smell those girls a mile away. He doesn't need Billy to tell him anything.

[@stephengrahn9361]

I think Billy is calling Santianna, I mean she is better looking than his heifers. I love Tex what a smart bull and looks awesome especially when he runs, jumps, and hollers.

[@dollyjohnston561]

I agree. After all billy had santiana first. Huey is proof of that. Lol

[@cathybrown7361]

Jamies, Lester,, I love how you humanize the bulls and cows. Telling their story from a human perspective.

[@cathybrown7361]

Jamies, Lester,, I love how you humanize the bulls and cows. Telling their story from a human perspective.

[@kellycottrell7313]

You guys are so good about getting Tex back to his pasture. I am sure it’s kinda scary....Job well done!

[@lovesalaska1329]

When Tex wants the ladies, there’s no stopping him. I hope Santiana gives him the scolding of his life! But to be fair…wasn’t it Santiana that took a little walk not too long ago to check out Billy, AND the younger bull? With her baby girls along with her?

[@sandra101705]

oh and huey is her and billys child

[@kwajmi79]

SantiAna’s first born was Billy’s. So, Tex is not the only one playing around... Lol

[@shelliefrazier390]

Texas is telling Santiana turnabout is fair play.

[@lauracoffin]

But Santana was just telling the girls about the birds and the bees. She was making sure they knew who was available.

[@theodoraquick3854]

Bulls bang heads and rub the top of their heads on each other. Smear their smell on each other. Drives the girls wild.

[@joannebryant6217]

Swans and lobsters…cracked me up, Jami! 😆😆😆

[@Wolfpug]

Good boy, Tex, for coming back home. Bad boy, Tex, for letting Billy get the better of you!! I am glad Billy is not hurt worse than it looked. PawPaw is gonna be mad!!

[@pearlscothern7584]

You guys make me laugh I just love watching your videos you give me so much joy watching Billy and Text get with It

[@blkmjcwmn61]

LOL!! Loved that look on Santianna's face when Tex walked back into the pasture! Ha!

[@tuffy4230]

My very favorite part of a 'Tex Escapes' video is Tex's backtalk. I could listen to that all day!!🤣🤣❤❤

[@onsum1]

COULD BE WORSE!!! Praying mantis courtship can be a dangerous affair; females bite off the heads and eat other body parts of the males that they mate with. EEEEK! Grateful you were both home and how terrific to have Zander help too! What a way to start a day!

[@Aj_Driftz]

No one gives a buk 😂😭🤣

[@yvettethomas154]

Tex is the man. He was tired of Billy teasing him.

[@11chewee11]

He couldn't take it anymore and it looked more like a reunion to me more like welcoming him back

[@suepeck3943]

That was a great sight seeing walk through Morrowland. 💜 Glad no one was hurt to badly. You certainly need a team to being Tex home. Loved watching you two chatting at the end. Take care. 💚💚

[@by-ln9ht]

That was a great sight walk through morrowland 💜glad on one was hurt to badly you certainly need a team to being tex home loved waching you two charting at the end take care 💚💚

[@tonyawestlake9849]

Oh Jami I LOVE U..... your face during the "recap" end of this was priceless.... You may not have said anything verbally but your smirk and your eyes said everything LOL.... Oh I love you too Lester :)

[@mindyknipp8587]

I’m surprised your Dad doesn’t get the spanky stick after you Lester lol 😂

[@lisamusselwhite4600]

I can see you talking Paw Paw, Billy started, and your Dad saying, did not! Did to, did not! LOL!

[@larrydaniel9857]

Lester don't make excuses, it was your bull who broke out of his own pasture & brought havoc on Billy (who was in his own pasture no matter what instigating was done...

[@Kristiey-j3x]

I live on a cattle farm and our bull decided he was gonna go visit the neighbors bull we since it was out bull that got out we had to pay the neighbors vet bills for his bull fix his fence plus fix our own fence and sometimes I wonder if having cows is worth the headache

[@mariemcgillen7401]

lets see how many little tex's show up next year LOL

[@christinakeenan6091]

That’s what Lester interprets and says…Until a baby longhorn comes along in PawPaw’s pasture…… lol

[@traceyboyer8839]

I can't wait til calving season to see how many spotted babies Paw Paw has. I hope none for Paw Paws sake.

[@maryvallas772]

Well, I guess we'll find out exactly how naughty Tex was when the calfs are born.

[@yoyotheonly]

I love how Lester said pawpaw will never know Billy got scratches on his body 🤣🤣 I think pawpaw knows, pawpaw knows everything!

[@debbiecozortakalonghornmom1862]

Exactly

[@annfore2573]

Pawpaw checks on his Billy almost daily, he's gonna know....

[@laurelmullen268]

Too funny how you guys got all the lines in, almost like Lester may have dished a few in his life and Jami may have heard a sleazy line or two. The best was Lester’s rendition of Billy calling “fifteen” to Tex. Glad neither guy was seriously hurt, although it would be super funny if in PawPaw’s next video Tex was all wrapped up in bandages to freak you out. Lobsters, Penguins and Swans oh my.

[@peacocksrock8193]

Sorry this happened, but I am so glad you took us on an adventure with yall

[@sandnseaweedart9627]

Oh wow driving across all that beautiful green land was the perfect ride. Thank you for taking us with y'all.

[@marytorres4883]

Tex knows his girl messes around with Billy

[@darhunt6074]

Jami and Lester you are a precious couple...that banter at the end had me cracking up ! :o)

[@michellecasavant4114]

All is well that ends well until Dad finds out.

[@ImaSurvivorSanctuary]

Right!

[@marycombes9423]

Tex out looking for a good time! Santiana will give him the old stink eye when he gets home! Lol!

[@LMHohrine]

My whole day is made when Lester says Spanky Stick

[@MarieLuvsNate]

Haha, me too!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@sherryvickery56]

😂😂😂😂

[@ChroniclesofAlicha_Balaam]

Lol

[@ileanaflorea5020]

Sorry, my little one said is not Billy’s fault at all. “Tex is jealous because Billy has bigger balls and more girls than him and that’s why he is always breaking the fence.” 🙃 I know in my heart you guys will go and let PawPaw know of Tex’s escape and check on Billy. 😉

[@RebeccaJuntunenscootersworld]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dottiscamprunamuck2830]

Santana smells perfume all over Tex and he has the nerve to question her😡😄 Glad Billy or Tex didn't get hurt to bad.

[@cathywoofter6983]

You are both hilarious story tellers!

[@interwaveswatcher1576]

Lester is so sweet, "watch your head Jamie, watch your head Jamie" I'm sure she was watching after the first branch, but he cares so much. Such a gentleman ! 👏👏👏

[@mikaelninae5253]

Yes, I've noticed that before, in some other crises. He always tell Jami to mind herself, no matter the pressure.

[@brendaroelfs]

I never get tired of watching this video. I don't know how many times I've watch , but I'm sure there will be more. Thanks a bunches! 😊😘

[@justinefeist1864]

Tex wanted to finish wiping the smile off of Billys face 😉

[@lisahayes753]

Santiana is like "Don't u DARE walk by me mister!!!" LOL

[@fairydogmother2752]

Hey, do you cardio? :Yes I have Longhorn 🦬🐮🐂 😄

[@christinemiller1885]

Lol, except for penguins ... I chuckle out loud. Thank you for your humor. 😂

[@XerxesSings]

You know Tex was getting it on with one of those heifers. Lol!

[@suzannmiller1468]

I am one that does not want to see Tex and Billy fight. I don't want neither one getting hurt. Glad you got him in. Thanks for sharing. Love you all.

[@joycependleton589]

Oh dear….never a dull moment. I hope Tex and Billie aren’t hurt.

[@hopemags9642]

There’s nothing like watching Lester n Jami working hard ❤ even on repeat Love you guys xoxo keep up your great work

[@lisamusselwhite4600]

Lester...you always say, Dad will never know. LOL!

[@high62609]

Dad ALWAYS KNOWS!

[@debbiecozortakalonghornmom1862]

Exactly 👍😂

[@kellycottrell7313]

He’s going to see this video and know! LOL!

[@pamkammann1176]

Never a dull moment .. Tex.. didn’t think you would miss him ..lol I was worn out just watching you round him up and watching out for snakes..Love ,Love , Love watching you all.. most don’t know just how hard farming is.. Thank you for all you do..

[@sheilataylor9579]

The analogy of Billy and Tex! 😂😂😂 Just remember to get the “spanky” stick, when it comes to rounding up Tex. 😂😂😂 PawPaw’s not going to be happy…

[@raoulroberts2024]

Fifteeeeen! 😂😂😂 "You, Sir, were the one out there gallivantin..."😂😂😂

[@glendasrelaxationfun6295]

I have to say I totally enjoy how you guys talk for the the animals. God bless you guys

[@MS69]

Tex is saying if he talks that smack again tomorrow, I'm gonna make Billy poop on himself again!

[@KailaMichelle95]

LOL, I wonder if Tex fights Billy until he poops himself, just to humiliate him for getting Santiana pregnant with Huey?

[@MS69]

@@KailaMichelle95 I think it just occurs when 2 giants get locked together? Take that with a grain of salt, I’m no cow expert.

[@georgiavanhouten9360]

Ok so it was Tex out "Galavanting" this time,Not to long ago it was Santianna,I suggest some "Christian Counseling",LOL

[@shannonanderson957]

lol!!

[@kiwi4707]

Yeah Lester, it’s not your kid that’s bad… 😂😂😂

[@thejourneyofkyle]

Tex needs some more heifers then 🤣🤣🤣 I’m so sorry but this is gold 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mariawilcox3237]

I really learn so much for all these videos you all post. Thank you sooo much. 🙏❤❤🙏

[@cathyreed6180]

Well if there’s any baby Longhorns with pop up in Paw Paw Herd we will know what Tex was up to.

[@littleflower8915]

The problem isn't so much Tex's beef with Billy.The problem is making a Tex proof gate.

[@SuperJules57]

Looking forward to paw paws next video 🤣🤣🤣

[@suethompson9481]

I do love that big beautiful Tex. He needs him a couple more girls. I don't understand why Billy keeps taunting Tex. He knows he can't win when they have there battles. Billy needs to take his women far away from the fence line. Hope Billy is okay. Sorry Pawpaw.

[@MrsCan_Do]

Ahhh this hasn’t happened in a long time! It’s like he knows you hate snakes!

[@pattdunn9845]

Yeah, he seem to be smiling taking Lester on the ring around the rose bush! Ha! Tex is comical when he tells Lester to go to hell!

[@sharnabotes5216]

Jamie i so love your facial expressions when Lester is saying his say about his Tex never Tex fault 🤣🤣🤣

[@cathymarrone9523]

Daddy defending his boy! But is girls know what boys are always up to!

[@siskate100]

Glad Xander was there to enjoy some of Tex’s antics up close and personal!

[@tracitries9514]

I’m sorry, but I was laughing when Lester was strategizing and the cows were standing around like they’re waiting on their job. 😂 this is crazy!!! I would be so stressed out!!! Whew.

[@by-ln9ht]

I m sorry but l was laughing when lester strategozing and the cows were standing around like they re wanting on their job 😄this is crazy would be so stressed out whew

[@bertieyearout2690]

I had to watch this twice. First time I didn't pay attention to the commentary, I had Gene Autry and Roy Rogers in my head singing, "Don't fence me in." 😉 Love that Tex! TFS

[@normafig924]

Oh boy. I hope Tex don’t really get mad and hit Billy really bad. Hope that doesn’t happen. You got this Lester. 🙏🥰😊

[@tommylamb5306]

Love watching you all an what you go through to keep two bulls apart!

[@wenchegrytten941]

Tex is just looking out for his woman...and his girls like any good father would do.... you go Tex!

[@Acadian.FrenchFry]

Girl, don't believe Tex's stories. He's a player! 😂

[@nissalum3277]

You two are so funny with your invitation of things.😄🤣🤣💋❤ I think that's the right word to use for this.

[@jacquelinehardner5058]

Love your take on what happened. And I agree that Billy taunts Tex and has all those girls which has bragging rights, but because he flaunts it in his face Tex isn't gonna listen to that noise. Billy may think twice before he starts bragging again. LMAO

[@LaIndiaMaria22]

Lol I LOVE you guy’s love AND the love towards all your babies. Communication is key. Keep it up guys. Praying for all of you to be safe in, Jesus name. 🤗 ❤️🙏🏽

[@lisasancewich9275]

I love watching Tex, he's sooo beautiful 🙂

[@nissalum3277]

Yes Rick would be very proud of you for using pressure and release. Hes just looking for hes own sidekick. Since Billy has 15. Why can't I have 1.

[@stefch63]

Lester, you are too funny. You definitely know how men think and the lies they tell.

[@emilybasham5460]

"The [dough] is in heat and ready to be bread."🔥🍞😂*giggling* Love y'all!

[@sonyamorrison6981]

Tex you are going to be in trouble with Dad! And with Santana!