Jerma985's Stardew Valley Stream Part 1

[@k4rz43]

I love how Jerma's crops take like 0.4% of his farmland and the meteor lands right on top of them. It's not enough that the whole village hates him, God hates him as well.

[@maggotthemadman8142]

He's an abomination in those lands. Greg the half-man, half-goose.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Love the fact that at 1:05:13, the TV foreshadows 'unfortunate events' to Jerma

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

Oh yeah, they were like his best crops too (I think they give multiple beans per repeatable harvest) and he blew them up

[@Meninx87]

I laughed so fucking much...

[@jack__6206]

Old streamer gives local 7 year old boy a chunk of copper before DRENCHING him in water on his birthday

[@e.than.b]

I'd like to point out that the chance of a meteor strike is 1% each night and Jerma encountered one on the 16th day. If that wasn't absurd enough, of the 3472 possible tiles it could've hit it landed directly on his crops.

[@SquiddlyInk]

Jerma is rng blessed

[@e.than.b]

@@SquiddlyInk Or one could say he’s rng cursed

[@JoNarDLoLz]

God hates him

[@christianhull1475]

​@@e.than.bNo. This is good thing I think

[@lerxst7344]

Grandpa really has it out for him huh💀

[@SimplestJason]

I can't stop laughing. He blew up the peas... the ones he'd been growing for weeks... they were like 1 day away.

[@taniaberg1680]

The peas

[@coralanturn]

Rosebud peas: full of country goodness and peaness

[@cheatlink11]

​@@coralanturnmmm yess, they're even better raw!

[@probablymichelle2165]

What never fails to make me laugh is the series of events where Jerma learns that his lover Pam actually isn't dateable, donates his diamond expecting a cash bonus (there is no bonus), doesn't actually have enough copper for Clint as he thought, has a crisis that nobody likes him in the town, and then blows up the crops he's been growing for weeks...

[@stardollfanful]

it's hilarious how jerma ignores every daffodil and struggles to find a good present for anybody when thats one of the most liked gifts you could give to the townspeople

[@HammerspaceCreature]

MmAAAAghaaaaagh, the Pelicanese parsnips, have always been celebrated for their excellence.

[@JackPorter]

3:55:40 the meteor lands in his crop. 5:09:48 jerma blows up the rest of his crop.

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

Then he destroys them with his pickaxe

[@willdoesclips]

@@walls_of_skulls6061 we're witnessing a genius at work

[@Heyithinkhejust]

I am profusely choking oh my god I cannot stop laughing he’s SO comically dumb

[@turbokong8869]

Of all the tiles on his farm, the fact that the meteor fell directly on his few crops and obliterates them within his first few hours with the game is the funniest and most jerma thing on earth

[@Kandall05161]

Local streamer donates diamond to museum, expects money in return, and Cherry bombs museum out of anger when they win't pay him for his donation

[@vamppanic]

jerma: goes outside and immediately starts hitting weeds with the axe me: [sobbing]

[@blxrwtch]

breer unrelated but I love your Kedamono pfp!

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

He figures it out pretty quick

[@Champswim58]

I love how he calls Lewis "grandpa"

[@madameghostie]

Grandpa 2

[@munchmongoose]

I’m still so grateful you put these up on KZbin like this. I would otherwise have never, ever been able to see this.

[@munchmongoose]

I’m still coming back years later to watch it.

[@4rumani]

​@@munchmongooselol took u 2 years to watch it

[@imonlysleeping4491]

@@munchmongoose It's damn good, agreed

[@dookcurruff9047]

​@@4rumaniLOL BAHAHAHJAHAHA OH MY GOOD ONE GRAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BRAHAHAHAHAH LAHAHAHAHAHQHAH U SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN GRATATATATATT BRAHAHAHA

[@ranniwolves]

@@4rumanibro cant read

[@sweetgirl070707]

almost everything in this stream is a disaster, yet he still had fun, what an inspiration

[@probablymichelle2165]

Jerma, very smugly: "Check this." *Blows all of his crops up*

[@morcoroni]

i lost it when he did that 😭

[@GreenFlame44]

The meteor landed right on his fuckin' beans lmao

[@purestench9263]

Fuck... im gonna be here forever, you're gonna come back to me in like 7 years and im still gonna be watching jerma play stardew.

[@jacksquadreturns7827]

aw man thats nice. same for me. i love this game and i love jerma's commentary so im sure ill like his playthrough eventhough i just started watching

[@witcherrivia9815]

Ik i wish he would play it again

[@twiggy1253]

Still here?

[@AJ-jr5xz]

still here?

[@soupeater]

are u still here pure stench .....

[@pancazuli]

Note to anyone that might watch this video in the future or are rewatching it. Odds are, if you understand Stardew Valley relatively well, you might have a stroke if you pay attention about everything Jerma does. Just a heads up, this video is great backgroud noise though.

[@mildsalsa6697]

+Dustin Sanford I agree about how he finds joy out of games its very clear he's not like typical KZbinrs who even if they're not having fun they will still act like it for the views he actually seems genuinely happy when he plays

[@hoshii.8533]

explain

[@KeroroCanti]

Why did he suddenly forget the box is for selling things when his first crops came in????????

[@KeroroCanti]

I couldn't have predicted that last hour. It's like a nightmare.

[@billhell7143]

so like most of his streams

[@MacEwanMouse]

Jerma slowly goes insane on a farm simulator.

[@mothman5521]

I never thought it was possible to be bad at Stardew Valley, but Jerma proved me wrong... its hilarious to see how frustrated he is the whole time though

[@qouLIVE]

is ur pfp from chittychitty bang bang? that's the scene where he fucks up the fat guy's haircut

[@Skuiggly]

i love jerma's logic. "This potato took FOREVER to grow" *next 2 seconds* "Can i feed a potato to my dog?"

[@Innuya]

or how he thought monster meat or whatever was worth like 200 moneys... like, jerma, dude, there's a little "+" to show there's more!

[@safourgardpa5459]

Or when he got a legendary item in wow and literally deleted it on purpose in the next 10 seconds for the sake of a dumb joke Honestly I think him complaining about how stupid the jokes he does are right after doing them is part of the joke

[@Skuiggly]

thats what is the most enjoyable about jerma though. his impulse reactions plus his reaction to his impusle is great

[@Dilgoro]

I swear i come back to these streams like every other month. Very relaxing, even if jerma can be dumb at times. These streams remind me of simpler times and im very thankful for the vod upload.

[@Dilgoro]

Back for another year of binging!

[@beef5able]

Thereareno Goodnamesleft I’m here for round 2

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Me too man. I used to watch Holy Mack's highlight format, and although it was really great, kinda felt like I was missing more lmao. First time here, but I've been watching this Jerma stream a lot of times. Such a chill stream, and it's good to have in the background while I do work.

[@Dilgoro]

Another year, another watch.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

@@Dilgoro You fucking madlad, also here for another watch

[@boi248]

Thank you for uploading these and keeping them public. Watching this is like eating chicken noodle soup after a busy day.

[@emma_nutella58]

Even god hates Jerma by destroying his crops with a meteor strike

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma actually enjoys himself a lot in this game. He doesn't min-max he just tries not to go bankrupt and see what you can do.

[@MarKBBQ]

This should be a Tutorial on how NOT to play Stardew Valley: "A game about patience played by the most impatient streamer"

[@thefoundationsofdeslay]

that copper mission was more intense than every action based gameplay

[@danielespinoza6215]

I am stressed out watching him try to get 20 copper in time

[@Erilis000]

God, when the Orsen Wells sub came in for the first time I lost it. I had forgotten how funny that was. This is still one of my most favorite streams in Jerma history.

[@lVlasterjuice]

Who could forget these retro Jerma streams

[@gooseisawsum]

Jerma didn't know this but the meteor that landed on his crops is a random event, and has a 1% chance of it happening.

[@bolicob]

He should revisit this game

[@beef5able]

God I wish

[@halliegillian]

i would loooooove to see him play 1.6

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma isn't that bad at this game. I once saw a lets player play this game and basically the entire first day, hit things with the axe and pickaxe and passed out to death, talked to like 2 villagers and got lost and passed out on the second day, passed out on the third day while fishing, finally planted stuff on the 4th day, and fast forward to the 28th of spring when they spent all their money on cauliflower seeds and planted them... the sad part was they kept watering them to try to revive them through the summer.

[@jacksquadreturns7827]

Holy shit how is someone that bad? I feel bad for that person. :/

[@JacobKinsley]

@@jacksquadreturns7827 to be fair its a meme on her channel now to say nothing will ever be bad as the time she played Stardew Valley.

[@Chillerll]

@@JacobKinsley who ia it?

[@cheatlink11]

Bump. Who is iiit

[@Oppurtunafish]

hahahaha that's incredible.

[@VSN194]

holy shit I thought it was one video of 6 hours and i just looked at the recommended and there's MORE it's gonna take me forever to watch them all

[@TaragonHelos]

but it's the best forever ever

[@VSN194]

@@TaragonHelos it became a comfort series lmao

[@the_rabidsquirel]

Jerma expecting to immediately get hearts just for talking to people a few times or giving them garbage is hilarious. Like, you can see there are 10 total, if all it took to get 1 heart was talking to them a few times it'd be so easy to max everyone.

[@rashs6302]

i cant tell if jerma's laugh is part of the sub alert or if he just laughs every time it plays

[@probablymichelle2165]

I thought he laughed everytime it comes on and now you're making me question things

[@thisismyname1940]

Confirmed laughless subsound detected at 2:48:45. He's actually been laughing at it the whole time, every time. He finds the act of subscribing to a service to be intrinsically hilarious (but not as funny as cars existing)

[@zeubersandvitch8882]

jesus I remember when these streams were still new! Great to see Jerma has never lost his quality after all these years, yet part of me misses these older streaming days, yknow? They were a lot more chill and casual. Those old Overwatch streams, the superhot stream, these streams, and other older streams just have a different vibe compared to the newer stuff. I think it just comes down to popularity, Jerma is MUCH bigger these days and the chat is always going at 50 mph from all the people joining in and participating. That's not bad by any means ofc, its just a different kind of atmosphere to when Jerma had just started his transition to Twitch and only had a somewhat small following that carried over from his KZbin channel.

[@SovietOnion]

Jerma, the oblivious gamer.

[@mouse0wl13]

even though i've never played the game, it's infuriating to watch him miss something that appears so obvious

[@cobblestonecobbler]

Well if you sat there for hours talking about basically nothing you might accidentally miss some stuff

[@Kodlaken]

You have to realize that most streamers just want to read chat and barely play the game at all.

[@videogames4821]

my theory is that we all make really oblivious mistakes in video games all the time, but it's a lot more obvious when there's a large audience watching.

[@frecklenuckle4450]

jerma's stardew streams are my favorite. i keep coming back to these. idk why specifically but it's just so chill and relaxing

[@xylophobiaa]

yeah

[@daisycarbonell]

I have come back to these like 4 times now and have watched all of them. I always do when I get back into Stardew Valley.

[@colpekker]

Six hours of tuber voice is the best

[@absoluteshambles6905]

chill jerma streams are my favourite

[@Daedalussi]

seems very vegas of him that his first thought of where to refill a watering can is the grocery store

[@justaguy4311]

20:00 while I think jerma's best performances are in those story based games that are mostly character dialogue, seeing him get excited about a chores game is always endearing

[@emma_nutella58]

I don’t know how Jerma manages to make relaxing games chaotic

[@RobinBirdUwU]

gotta get those bewwies bewwies bewwies bewwies! I need those bewwies bewwies bewwies bewwies!

[@spectator_music]

Thank you so much for this, playing Stardew Valley while watching Jerma fail at it is pretty amazing!

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

Thanks for the upload! I only discovered this Stream this year and I would've missed out if you never uploaded it. Jerma is one of my favorite streamers and Stardew Valley is my favorite game of all time so this is a win-win!

[@gayleecoolbert5842]

thank you for this i've never been more grateful

[@JacobKinsley]

6:47 HAHAHAHA THAT BED IS SO SHIT LOL NO WONDER HE DIED IN HIS SLEEP LMAO

[@4rumani]

what's wrong with you i see your terrible comments everywhere go away

[@frogfrog666]

learning jerma did a stardew valley stream is like hittin the jackpot, can't wait to be yellin at the screen in about half an hour edit: so i've watched maybe 3 or 4 of the vods so far and i've gotta say its an absolute delight !!! as someone who goes insane reading wikis and trying to maximize progress to the extent where i get rlly stressed and do not enjoy the game anymore a lot of the time (happened with this one for sure) seeing jerma being an absolute idiot, goin thru it at his own pace and just.. enjoying it to the fullest is really, really nice :)

[@alexvezos1930]

thanks man, i love jerma and only just learned he streamed so cool i can still see him play this, you rock and keep up the "cataloging"

[@Biodeamon]

I don't know what possessed streamers to make long winded loud sub noises

[@JesseCaul]

overwhelmed with pleasure

[@bongislandicetea8100]

I think they should be even louder and longer

[@morcoroni]

almost six hours of just pure pain. top quality entertainment.

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

"this is gonna be a big one!" **pulls up a 1 inch sardine** If that ain't Jerma streams in a nutshell, i don't know what is.

[@posscarada]

"There's the quartz. I wonder if I can sell it a lot." *internal screaming*

[@Erilis000]

The watering can sound always makes me thirsty.

[@safourgardpa5459]

obey

[@JoNarDLoLz]

If you cant handle me at my worst, obey your thirst. Sprite. -Jerma "Psycho" 985

[@albidalbi2000]

(jerma thinks he'll be rich by selling a diamond) (i sell a bunch of blueberries) I'M RICH, PEASANT!

[@emma_nutella58]

Watching Jerma play Stardew valley is really stressful

[@safourgardpa5459]

2:19:46 I didn't think I could laugh this hard

[@reincarnationwhen]

look how innocent he is before the incident of 1987

[@jammothyjimmothy6999]

thanks for uploading these

[@videogames4821]

27:00 Jerma accidentally pronouncing swears lol

[@kongoubongo2970]

jerma taking like 10 whole minutes to realize you need to right click the present to open it is just infuriating

[@GreenFlame44]

You can't even romance Pam, Jerma wasted so much.

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

Hard disagee, that’s literally the only person in town that can tolerate his presence

[@coralanturn]

3:05:27 is some of the most frustrating stuff I’ve ever seen

[@tharwab]

this entire stream gives me hypertension

[@lerxst7344]

This stream is a nightmare lmfao

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

encounters first villager: "oh god, a person. act natural!" **hoists seeds over head**

[@probablymichelle2165]

Jerma encourages alcoholism for friendship confirmed.

[@Dijonaroni]

Holy shit you're awesome dude thanks!

[@bossblitz2041]

3:04:02 'Dementord' Can't stop laughing

[@krazytim9050]

his himbo energy was through the roof in this one

[@Ashethetics]

Just read this comment right as he’s wildly smashing a present with a hammer to try and open it.

[@krazytim9050]

@@Ashethetics 😂

[@Jenthura]

If anyone has played CRYPTARK, they'll recognise the voice Jerma was doing for Lewis.

[@CarloMartinini]

MAHAAAA the french

[@PieALaMode]

fuck this is gonna take so long to watch

[@TheDraconicBard]

Man I love jerma streams but that sub notifcation is so bad I can't watch this one

[@PlatoonGoon]

53:30 Him accidentally spending nearly all his money on grass seed lol 1:25:37 Perfect timing on the BYahAaHaah

[@c00lg1rlonline]

i have 60 hours in this game so far and if not for this stream i'd never know you can put chairs on tables. only he could do that

[@jmad9428]

Thanks for uploading all these !

[@glimmer.glammer]

based archiver

[@sydneyevans6265]

I’m playing Stardew while watching Jerma play it 😂

[@Jadlovesyou]

why does he make things 10x harder for himself

[@ranniwolves]

before dog: fuck this painting after dog: putting painting back on the wall

[@TheToothFairy13]

I fin it hilarious how grandpa questions if Lewis is still alive but not george😂

[@KindNine]

Musayum

[@kowozy]

the fact that chat didn't yell at him, angers me.

[@Sladamthebabe]

10:01 all of us our first time playing 😔

[@tuTu-mv4rc]

Bless you forever

[@VincentAdultmanbearpig]

In a world before covid existed, someone told Jerma they were sick, and he asked if they had a cold or the flu. So completely normal, but not anymore... ahh.

[@jacksquadreturns7827]

damn. thats kinda true. i didnt really notice how different my response would be if someone said they were sick these days. Ill probably ask "is it covid?"

[@howzhwz]

Stardew Valley didn't look that different 8 years ago compared to now

[@nothanks8387]

this is like a movie

[@soapy9142]

somehow this is even worse than i expected

[@RoachDoggJr..]

There’s no way this PSYCHO streamer and I named our first farm the same thing

[@kateangel1354]

How did no one in chat mention the trellises for the beans …

[@SynthLizard8]

Jerma keeps thinking Lewis the Mayor is he's Grand Father! Guess he's character had Alzheimer's.

[@alib687]

He’s so cute this stream

[@historytales202]

This game is phenomininal

[@2Kraykray]

Hi I’m dementis

[@smarty265]

Aw man why is the quality so shart

[@Olumin37]

wow, that sub sound sure is fucking annoying innit.

[@Checkedbox]

I wanna keep watching because it's hilarious but I also wanna play the game so I can explore for myself :(

[@andreee123123]

Did ever you get to play stardew?

[@Checkedbox]

I did, didn't get too far though in the story. Spent a lot of time in the quiet of the mines 😅

[@loonatheworId]

jermaisgay so true

[@Niko-Bellic.lifeinvader]

bless u

[@elizabethl7728]

dank you