In 2034 99% of Humans Have Died Out, the Rest Survive at 8200 Feet, While Monsters Live Below

[@mrkiky]

The alien who engineered the reapers definitely got fired for the altitude blunder.

[@tablescissors]

I appreciate this mental image

[@datoolz0]

It's a design feature not a bug!

[@mrkiky]

@@datoolz0 "Ok, so are we ready for our easy invasion? The dominant native species should be wiped out by now, right?" "Uhh, well you see, I thought it would be a better idea if we just reduced their numbers and confined the rest to the tops of the mountains ... to study them, haha" "You what?? Are you telling me they're not dead? Let me take a look..... Oh ffs they figured out the cobalt thing and they're repopulating already. This was your final blunder Blorg. Pack your desk and gtfo!"

[@Ryan-vv5vw]

Plot twist. The Reapers were a secret military program designed by Boeing.

[@BoxosClips]

@@tablescissors i appreciate the reminder to make a funny mental image of a alien getting fired

[@Nyxt]

god can we get rid of the sick kid thing already? its always a sick kid.

[@Sprub]

Seriously. Its boring and unnoriginal.

[@PrivateVasquez]

We cant get a movie without someone having to save someone because they think that everyone will like it we dont like it

[@jamshidn5067]

Then make ur own movie its hard like go learn somethin worth it every minute equals money its expensive plus if you dont like it dont watch it😮😮😮😮😮😮 so hard

[@zeeshanakber6585]

i know right, its almost suffocating at this point.

[@Myrdoc]

Hollywood is nothing but Tropes anymore, it's garbage.

[@Imbapiranha]

Since the monsters are robots, the altitude might be a number overflow issue. The aliens should have given them more RAM.

[@thebad300]

the fact they only target humans made me think man-made and as a safety precaution the altitude limiter would make sense in case they lost control so they could be safe backup location

[@Szejski]

No robots, just Millenium Bugs LOL

[@user-ft9jn5tw1u]

download ram free

[@armored8121]

@@thebad300 nah because the ending credits show asteroids falling to earth

[@schuylercolley5920]

​@@armored8121they weren't asteroids they were reapers being killed

[@KyloB]

08:13 "an almost intact pickup truck" - a completely immaculate, freshly washed, glistening puckup truck

[@Jalbesbe]

They just broke into a dudes place and stole his food and truck. Clearly someone had been there recently

[@TimmyBoblox]

@@Jalbesbeyeah for sure

[@MrOmegatronic]

Clearly, it was missing the hula girl bobblehead.

[@Robyn18737]

10:47 and which tire exactly "exploded" I see 4 new ones

[@zacharykelley7856]

​@@Jalbesbehey do you think that Katie is Still Alive

[@MichMood72]

Dead mother/wife. Sick child. Orphan. Cancer. Deaf. Blind. All of this shit in these movies like just create a character

[@MiyaonST]

“Choose your character” ahh

[@AlotOfNothing-vp8en]

the proletariat

[@ianaaronson5237]

The altitude idea is creative , everything else isn’t

[@spencers4121]

Except it's a literal hard line, it made no sense when I was watching it. Like they jump over the line getting away from the monster, and laying on the ground inches from the "line" the monster just stops and walks away. It could just reach over with a arm and drag them back across.

[@ianaaronson5237]

@ still think it’s creative, just very poorly executed.

[@jorgebarriosmur]

@@spencers4121 make sense if they are just "dumb" robots, who blindly follow their instructions. If A >1800 don`t attack. Period...... Could make sense if the programers wanted to get rid of most of humanity, while preserving an easely accesible sample of humans for "research pourposes" (just speculating)

[@XMG3]

the altitude idea is awful lol, an alien robot army invasion with an altitude limit? hell, they came from space! 🤣🤣

[@OWnIshiiTrolling]

@@spencers4121 It was useful as a hint that they are not biological, but machines. It makes sense for a machine to have specific parameters. They could have explained it at least a little bit, though, for example by saying that the air needs to be dense enough for the cooling system to function properly. That would explain a hard altitude threshold.

[@bobjohnson7020]

Another modern movie: all premise, no plot.

[@The.Dark.Dominion.]

Just like real life and video games

[@deecook8393]

Then don't watch it.

[@cathybrind2381]

@@deecook8393 Aw you're no fun.....

[@cosmicgrim7963]

i shit you not, as im watching this video i get a notification on my phone and it was this movie available to watch on amazon

[@tablescissors]

@@deecook8393 Don’t like his comment, don’t read it.

[@kongwubba81]

I like how their clothes and gear all look like they were purchased at an Academy last week.

[@empirate100]

I like how cars that have been sitting on the road unused for months or even years just start up no problem.

[@cia5649]

a big problem with current movies and tv shows

[@cathybrind2381]

Probably were.

[@TheOtherOlesen]

And every car starts up no problem in one of the coldest winter states…

[@jorgebarriosmur]

The teeth....... how many years would they have got by without proper dental higiene, but there they are, all with perfect teeth. Makeup and higene products, also don`t seem to be a problem...... There is a reason, why average people of 40 years from 200 years ago looked like todays 60 ot 70 years old.......

[@justhitreset858]

If a fucking fire axe can damage it so can literally any gun.

[@user-ql5mj4bl5s]

Its because it was the tentacle and not the area with the scales. But if they cut off the tentacle than what took them so long to find out if was a robot?

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

@user-ql5mj4bl5s thats all apocalypse movies in a nutshell. there is an obvious solution that humans would have figured out after a few days but if they did then the movie cant happen. like 99% of apocalypse movies can never happen because they would lose heavily to humans. we literally have teams that exist to analyze crisis situations and find a solution to them. a quiet place is also one such movie. they should not have even lasted a week or however much time it takes to relay that they hunt by sound. the second they heard they were sensitive to sound is the second that the death angels would start dying off en mass. they would all be dead even before we find out they cant swim.

[@caroldinco-xc8nm]

The tentacle does not have any armor/scales

[@jamesdifeaux5243]

Except for 22m

[@squashiejoshie200000]

Not to mention one was killed by an explosion of oxygen tanks. A tank shell would deal more damage. Also, what the hell does _cobalt_ of all things do that depleted uranium or tungsten wouldn't?

[@NonyaBuzinezz]

If the monsters can direct the co2 humans exhale, that truck they are driving is like a beacon from God signaling the holy grail

[@CrashB111]

It also doesn't make sense, because they say the monsters only kill humans but like EVERY member of the mammal kingdom breathes Oxygen to exhale CO2. So if they track humans via CO2, those Horses would all be dead.

[@YuQiYa]

​@@CrashB111not monster but robots designed to kill humans.

[@Byorin]

@@CrashB111 are you assuming that detecting their prey’s breathing is the only condition for whether or not the aliens kill? They could be detecting the horses just fine, and yet not killing them because they’ve been selected as non-threatening, for example.

[@bentonmarcum8924]

​@CrashB111 if they can smell co2 they smell scent as well. Every species has it's own scent. Also are they blind.? Visual identification.

[@The.Dark.Dominion.]

@@CrashB111 Hoomans are bipedal, horses, buffalos, wolves etc are not. I feel sorry for any ape or monkey ;)

[@indoroyale7848]

All of this because no one paid for Winrar

[@jamesodonnell4771]

You want to unzip your files? _I'll unzip your soul._ -Winrar dev, probably

[@HomelessOnline]

How I wish I understood this reference.

[@datoolz0]

Humanity deserved their punishment!

[@indoroyale7848]

@@HomelessOnline Not to worry I shall try my best . Winrar is a software for personal computers that was meant to be a paid service however in light of their unlimited free trial,it is quite unlikely that one would pay the required due . For which it is often mocked on the internet by the medium of memes. Therefore as these creatures have more to do with technology rather than biology, I have seen it fit to make a reference suggesting that this was Winrars retribution

[@Aab031]

@@HomelessOnline Winrar is a tool that can 'unzip' files and documents, they give users a free trial of 30 days in which you can unzip as many files as you need but I don't think many people pay to still use it after the trial. ('unzip' is just a name given to the process of decompressing files while 'zip' is used to compress them)

[@ganymede242]

Thanks for putting the movie title so prominently. Very frustrating when this kind of channel doesn't make that clear.

[@Xanadhu]

People who made a quiet place worked in this movie... and you can tell. Its pratically the same script.

[@theovaissie2480]

I don't know what movie you re talking about but i know i ve seen this crap and it's woke, woke very woke. Totally woke. Women are so strong and powerful and..And men are black and useless. and everything woke is here to destroy not to creat so i'm not surprise by what you say !

[@aksmex2576]

It could be the same universe.

[@Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030]

Heavily doubt it, no one is quiet

[@MarshallTheArtist]

The creatures look similar too

[@hotdog9262]

same dumb `rules`. have a problem with sci fi that do not make sense

[@Skoora]

Even as a recap it’s hard to get through 😂

[@mambi74]

I made to 1:32 by the time I looked down at the timeline to see how much longer this crap was going to take! LOL..

[@udishomer5852]

yep. 12 minutes and I still got bored

[@ItzIngenious]

It’s the voice

[@djboss9392]

After 5 mins I went and watched the movie, maybe I'm too easy to please but I enjoyed it

[@JamesDellaValle]

Seems like the altitude is kept to control the human population. The anime Gurren Lagann has a similar plot, where humans need to live underground, while mutaded species live in the surface. If the number of humans surpasses 1 million, the alien race will wipe everything out. In this movie's case, seems like finding a way to fight the monster triggered a counter measure.

[@mavor101]

Leaving such an insanely gaping huge weak point on your "warden" robots, if unintended, would be dumb AF though.

[@JamesDellaValle]

@@mavor101 I can't argue with that. The "magic bullet" is crazy

[@ry1023.3]

@@mavor101I mean why spend more then you have to. Can always come by and drop an overwhelming number once they start winning.

[@bigtoothfilms3595]

You know a movie really stinks when the token scientist is shown pointing the telescope in the wrong direction.

[@inspectormills3290]

She's getting a good view of her torso. I've seen this mistake in movies many times.

[@ry1023.3]

Past 8000ft telescopes work differently

[@GardeDuCoeur]

The aliens wanted to save Earth without having to exterminate all humans, that's why there was this altitude limit.

[@Legotron]

Interesting theory, I'll buy that!

[@InDadequate]

That was my thought as well. Just a different version of Thanos

[@fernandomeza4848]

Well all of humanity is dead considering there is only one percent left.

[@hainleysimpson1507]

No there's eighty million people left. It's just that any country with​ elevations lower than 2500 m is functionally extinct.sSo anyone that lives in a sea side city.@@fernandomeza4848

[@sjc5411]

​@@fernandomeza4848There are about 80 million people left, in this universe. That's a decent amount of humans.

[@MysticKryzz]

Some movies just shouldn’t exist in this world

[@FeelmyFondue]

Blue nail polish kills alien robots

[@Blakelikesfood]

The movie is 95% worthless talking between the characters, not even informational talking, just regular conversations. Aka it's pretty bad, watch it on fast forward, skipping everything till you see action.

[@sjc5411]

I had hope for the movie, but it ended up being meh.

[@rampant.a.i]

Ah yes, the Grenade Launcher, in a display of Texan heritage

[@TheOtherOlesen]

“The reason for the altitude limit remains a mystery” is code talk for the writers had a premise but couldn’t come up with a logical reason why so they ignored it. Also she had to go all the way to her lab for magnesium?

[@leeroy00]

Should've just went to GNC

[@Bacnow]

This is silliness at its finest!

[@riversong548]

Fun Fact: Bolivia, Ecuador and Colombia's capital cities are above 8000 feet elevation.

[@michaeldoliveira720]

I find it hard to believe the sound of bullets hitting metal armor wouldn't immediately reveal something isn't organic.

[@joebaxi01]

Animals have worn metal armour for thousands of years, why can't the aliens?

[@michaeldoliveira720]

@@joebaxi01 lol

[@lalordpheonix106]

I mean, there are certain animals with (almost) bulletproof shells. Still very hard to believe tho.

[@Fish1701A]

actors: yes plot: ?

[@thebestrobloxgamerinohio]

Just know 1% of the Humans are about 73 Million.

[@BobWasBob]

A good fact to know actually

[@Hayden-qj3ot]

Erhhmmmm 8 Million actually 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@MontyBleiker]

@@Hayden-qj3otu stupid? If 1% is 8 millions, 10% is 80 million, so 100% is 800 million. What world do you live in where the human population is 800 million. They were much closer.

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug5884]

You're both wrong, it's 80 million

[@UJDOutertaleSansALT]

@@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug5884er you’re ALL wrong its 78M

[@andrewmitchell5807]

A movie about apocalyptic murder robots being summarized by a robot. This is what we've come to?

[@MarshallTheArtist]

All is well, fellow human. Please remain calm.

[@Learned333]

robotception

[@smiffm428]

AI is learning and planning.

[@Bigfishfun333]

You're a bot, aren't you!

[@fefnireindraer144]

80 million humans left? Thats alot of people, everyone wouldn't return to the 1700s type of living or lose all medicine and tech advancement.

[@Mr.Gundam7]

Eighty million may not seem significant when considering that the world population is eight billion humans.

[@randallsavage3795]

about as legit as the number of people that voted for Biden in 2020.

[@Xentronium]

@@randallsavage3795 Any proof for that election fraud insinuation? Nothing? Thought so.

[@markanthony1004]

@@randallsavage3795 You couldn't help yourself huh? Politics is a disease

[@Violet-ui]

@@randallsavage3795 about as legit as the probability of your IQ being triple digits

[@JerryGone-Fishin]

I'm still searching for the Pirate flag, the quest never ends

[@jerseybound717]

if it was that easy. The military would have found out way faster lol. Edit: guns are made out of cobalt linings etc the military would have found out way sooner.

[@SilvaDreams]

Seriously. When the US military wants something dead we're really good at making it happen. Took us 3 weeks to develop, make, test and deploy a new bunker buster bomb just for the Gulf War. Also tracer rounds are already in the US and civilian population arsenal.

[@hainleysimpson1507]

Bad writing and they didn't even do research for the movie.

[@_Feanor_.]

Easy answer. The military only had men working on the problem, not knowing this is modern day and only women can do it.

[@smiffm428]

If they're machines, how about some strategic EMP bursts, or an electro-magnetic pulse weapon on a smaller scale?

[@joebaxi01]

There is no military, unless they established all their bases and factories 8 thousand feet in the air in the space of 2 days

[@srhatfield]

When Nina shot the alien and it exploded and we could see that it was a machine by looking at the back side of the scales is when the logic went sideways real quick. She had a scale that she was shooting in their elevated refuge.. did she not see the machinery on the back side of it?!

[@Learned333]

That wasn't the back side of a scale. That was a whole chunk blown out from deep in it's exoskeleton.

[@Wurboo0]

"humans exhale carbon dioxide, reapers can detect that instantly" bro carbon dioxide is everywhere in the air, how tf they gonna know it's from humans lmao

[@AlexanderBlumenau]

Mosquitos detect their victims partially by the trail of raised CO2 concentration. Of course they cannot differentiate between deer and human that way.

[@puravnotpurab]

like mosquitos

[@Gamertank2.0]

Ever heard of mosquitoes?

[@Wurboo0]

@@AlexanderBlumenau Thanks.

[@Wurboo0]

@@Gamertank2.0 No, never heard of them actually.

[@anari9668]

A feature. A creature feature, featuring. The Creature 😢

[@1x4]

This movie already looked like droppings. Thanks for affirming it.

[@dexcal8009]

Movie's budget is 18M but its quite a good director

[@27Zangle]

Never knew this movie was out and it honestly looks fun and campy.

[@gregoriokhar]

the 0.9% are prob chileans, because they have SOME BIG MOUNTAINS EVERYWHERE MORE THAN THOUSANDS OF FEET

[@LeonMRr]

"How do you know magnesium bullets are gonna work?" "Magnesium magnetic, honestly I don't know how anyone have never tought of that"

[@babesinclair]

Nice Recap....

[@Kefireqs]

ngl i love when theres an alien invasion and then the human side starts to fight back extremely effectively its like "you're the challanger here" and i love it

[@heatherluka2365]

I hope they release a sequel soon!! Great recap!

[@Mr_Oasisss]

Will being will is such a will move

[@perrybb2]

Dam, didnt expect them to abandon katy like that

[@geronimo5537]

I crafted bullets by taking them out of the factory box and put them on a frier.

[@lucaskropp9746]

Cusco and Quito just chilling living life as normal

[@antimale]

Loving the Falcon and Ladypool.

[@Wandering-Winter]

Trucks tires blow out.. idk man looks awfully like he ran into a rock XD

[@junkerpain251]

This is what a quiet place should have been

[@Chad-Broski67]

The Thumb Nail of this video is not from the same movie, Its from a book titled "The Electric State" by simon stalenhag, its a pretty good read and I heard they're making it into a movie next year.

[@freaksigma-rizz]

I'd imagine that in 10 years.

[@Learned333]

It'll happen in probably less than 10 years, "The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. they had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the noise of their wings was like the noise of many chariots with horses rushing into battle. They have tails and stings like scorpions, and their power to hurt people for five months is in their tails." Revelations 9:7-10

[@akiru300]

I started waching the review, stopped in the first mins waited till i saw it in theaters, and as a syfy fan i liked it, i felt the rush and it wnvolves you in the scene, great acting. It explained very little aboutvthe monsters and I want to know more, but it was pretty good.

[@tlamb5537]

I like this movie What streaming service?

[@sjc5411]

It's in the movies theaters

[@Bacnow]

@@sjc5411- Oh, hell nah!

[@dplj4428]

mgm plus if you have a subscription

[@Doom_Slug]

reminds me of Extinction from cod Ghosts with the cryptids that lived underground, it even starts out in Colorado too

[@SnibsnBibs]

"Reapers." Someone was feeling original.

[@christianhonsalek8610]

if they are worried about creatures then truly they will be terrified when they learn of Larry

[@udobyte]

It’s like that one computer bug way back when that prevented people from printing on a Tuesday.

[@OutdoorMinnesota]

It always surprise me that human always end up almost extinct , but the wild life alway manage to keep going , just another day of survival

[@teatonaz]

Exactly, yes,… Just like Chernobyl.

[@MarshallTheArtist]

not in: The Road; Love and Monsters; Wall-E; Cars; Z Nation; Annihilation; Vesper; Interstellar; The Wandering Earth

[@PokeSharkYT]

“And a reaper attacked”

[@ToadADVentures]

sooo the whole time no one thought to use incendiary rounds?

[@hzuiel]

Just a brushed on layer of cobalt or magnesium on the tip? As a scientist she's been working on this for quite some time and hasn't thought of a bullet that is some non ferrous metal until just now? Normal bullets are lead, typically jacketed in copper. So is lead too soft to pierce the armor but steel core armor penetrating rounds are defended against with some magnetic armor? They couldn't deduce that these weren't biological just from the armor plates she has recovered? You can't kill them with a bullet from a gun but a fire axe can take off fairly thick tentacles? Hmm, I think the writing department needed to refine this a bit more before going to filming.

[@richardkaber5466]

What movie is this

[@That-guy-named-Henry]

The picture for the video is an artwork by Simon stalenhag and is not from the movie

[@Cartarius-of-the-whites]

Yep, the Electric State

[@TemujinChen]

I live in Colorado, so all I gotta do is drive a hour and I’m chilling

[@88FlyingHigh88]

Jesus, this was rough

[@samueldacruz989]

Are we going to skip the part that the robots aren’t biological creatures 💀

[@ITS_KLOAK]

Every apocalypse always has a box of mac and cheese

[@SilverStarHeggisist]

Wait, in a universe where they still have electricity, guns, modern cloths, radios... they had to reinvent the compass?

[@markanthony1004]

"Grenade launcher" and "Texas upbringing" couldn't be more wrong. Nobody is allowed to just have grenade launchers here the ATF would be all over you lmao wtf?

[@dplj4428]

militia or military

[@jacobgalinski2948]

The only catastrophic event that could happen in 2034 is a Scamala Harris office

[@blackbirdfilms1966]

I was just thinking about this wondering when it was suppose to come out

[@Ralphfili]

I thought it was a Horizon Zero Dawn live action film for a minute there.

[@XMG3]

5:37 "Katie admits reapers as prefect predators" ya ok, a perfect predator that can't go 1 inch above a certain altitude 🙄🙄

[@brianmck7363]

What’s the name of this movie

[@Froglett-f4s]

The altitude thing may be caused because they would exit the WiFi range😂

[@DriveIntoWall]

I haven’t even watched this video, but can we just talk about how the thumbnail is a from a completely different thing!?

[@Gromonculous]

A modern movie in 12 minutes? I Ain't got time for that, please can you crunch it down to 6 minutes? Thank you for the synopsis.

[@Aleks-us9ep]

The thumbnail got me like attack on titanb

[@Its_me_Stolas]

These vehicles they discovered are oddly intact. You would think they would be more torn and flipped over, but no. Looks like Reapers know how to use firearms and grenades

[@johnwest7993]

All of the mountain scenery looked vaguely familiar. Then they got to the deserted former Boulder hospital, which is a block from where I live...

[@DarrenSun-tp8lj]

decided that fighting alien monsters was easier than rap battling eminem

[@Nemiassoul]

Naming him "Will" is just a slap in the face!

[@karnage3809]

Basically Vanessa and captain falcon in a movie together

[@brisbanekilarny6212]

I find it strange that the US armed forces could not remove all the reapers. I believe the US armed forces have weapons that could annihilate the reapers.

[@jeremyw.5911]

Can't really stand that sort of stuff either. If you can disable a reaper by exploding O2 tanks and damage/hurt it with an axe, how the heck can you not outright kill it with high-explosive, military-grade munitions? Same premise as zombie movies where you see tanks and APC's sitting around... I doubt the critters, which have issues tearing through drywall and wood, would be able to do anything to steel armor.

[@SeedlingNL]

@@jeremyw.5911 Keep in mind that in zombie lore, zombies typically do not exist as folklore or fiction, so military send to control infected people end up overrun. Soldiers aren't typically trained in anti-zombie warfare, after all. You want nerds and gamers, but those aren't always the best in handling the stress if they can't ragequit :P

[@nexusrising2047]

@@SeedlingNL Funnily enough, the U.S. intelligence agencies have plans to deal with a zombie apocalypse. Aliens and demonic invasions too.

[@allamericanslacker2378]

@@SeedlingNL The US military already has contingency plans for what to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse. In fact, they have multiple plans, depending on how the zombies came about, up to and including them having been raised from the dead by an evil wizard. Yes, I'm completely serious.

[@sylviawylie9218]

@@SeedlingNL CONPLAN 8888 would like a word with you.

[@Sagar-fr7kc]

Name of movie?

[@bigboyedde]

I live in the Colorado rocky

[@pugguy02]

Same we’re good

[@danielhammer619]

During the time of the invasion, did no one else really try to make cobolt bullets or magnesium bullets? What were all earths scientists doing

[@Learned333]

Probably getting killed at low altitude. And discovering something unknown pretty much takes a long time.

[@Sirblusef]

What is the picture from the cover of the video where is it from?

[@uhtred7860]

Pretty sure it’s from the artist Simon Stalenhag, maybe from his book ‘The electric state’. It’s got nothing to do with this movie and is just click bait.

[@alphaears3117]

What movie

[@TheSheriffQueen]

What the heck they just left Katie after she saved them

[@Stolen_Bacon]

the “reapers” look like monsters from monster hunter💀

[@anarapajic7041]

Whats the movie

[@kellenmck]

You said 8500 feet and I immediately thought “the Rockies”

[@uhtred7860]

I thought “who the hell still uses feet as a unit of measurement” 😂

[@WaterMelonVR8301]

Bro USA is gonna do something like this💀

[@LandonLe-y4w]

Is it a movie

[@K3l1ANIZHERE]

As a boulder co resident this is my everyday activities

[@RasaCartaMagna]

Somebody seriously read Revelation and said "Yeah let's turn this into a media production"...

[@hytrofyro]

What is the name and where to watch it Hate the people saying it's bad it's not that bad guys

[@wrinkleneckbass]

I’m pretty sure at the end, that telescope is turned around backwards and is pointing towards the ground and not the sky. Edit: Yep, that's a Celestron StarSense telescope and she's pointing the wrong end towards the sky lol.

[@Highen]

Thanks for this analogy 😂 spot on

[@kongwubba81]

​@@Highenanalogy? Do you know what that word means?

[@echetlos]

Thank you for this metaphor

[@NoamMendelssohn]

That is depressing. I mean...make the minimum effort. But maybe it's intentional and she found a swarm of nanobots on the ground? by focusing a telescope 1.2 meters? Maybe?

[@srhatfield]

Hah, yep, the long end goes down, not up. Whoopsie!

[@Hornet_Legion]

anti-tank rifle with armor piercing incendiary might work better