Could be worse ; given he's a spoilt brat needing haircut
@vipertwenty2493 жыл бұрын
@@jameshultstrom949 He had a haircut! in 1848. He's not that bad for his age you know.
@mikester48963 жыл бұрын
It was alright
@jeanettegant49453 жыл бұрын
Bill's right. I teach English as a foreign language, online and by phone. With my adult students, when we start the lesson, we say how are you etc. and when my students asked me How are you, Jeanette? I replied "Not too bad." Some of my students were horrified "Jeanette! you feel bad?" Then I explain to them it is an ironic British way of saying I'm fine, thanks. Now, when we start our lessons, I say "How are you?" They all say "Not too bad." ;-)
@mai5673 жыл бұрын
You've ruined them! Haha
@sarah18j3 жыл бұрын
🤣 why did I imagine the class from "Mind Your Language" ?!!
@jeanettegant49453 жыл бұрын
@@sarah18j funnily enough, it's an old telly fave rave from the grave that my father in law likes
@AestheticWaif3 жыл бұрын
This comment is not too bad! Could have been worse lol 😆
@slots14072 жыл бұрын
@@AestheticWaif well, yes, all things considered.
@tobers_j3 жыл бұрын
A British soldier in the trenches: *just lost an arm* ... "Well that's not too bad, at least my arm won't be hurting now"
@TheLostArchangel6663 жыл бұрын
'Tis but a scratch.
@kateandclaudius3 жыл бұрын
It's only a flesh wound...
@colinyoung36853 жыл бұрын
A similar exchange occured between the Earl of Uxbridge, and the Duke of Wellington during the battle of Waterloo. When the former had his leg blown off by cannon fire he remarked. "By God sir I've lost my leg." To which the Duke replied "By God sir, so you have."
@tobers_j3 жыл бұрын
@@colinyoung3685 this is amazing and I love you for telling me it
@YachtsOnTheReg73 жыл бұрын
Merely a flesh wound. Not too bad. Could be worse.
@judithsixkiller55863 жыл бұрын
This explains why people look at my blank facial expression and ask me , "What's WRONG?" All the damned time! NOTHING! I've just got a case of 3rd generation resting - Brit-face. (Thank you EVER so much Father.)
@gnaskar3 жыл бұрын
That subtle sarcasm there is also very British and not quite as obvious to other nationalities.
@KaiHenningsen3 жыл бұрын
@@gnaskar Oh, that was supposed to be subtle? Sorry, just a German here ...
@ThomasDoubting53 жыл бұрын
@@gnaskar that subtle sarcasm is basically covert abuse designed to oppress people because brits love oppression in fact humans in general do its a good way to avoid personal responsibility and to hide thier lack of intelligence from themselves and appear intelligent. Its called gentrification
@mayalucinder62403 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasDoubting5 I fail to see the link between the separate points that you're making - I don't think there's a causal relationship there. Your definition of gentrification is wrong, or unconventional at the very least: it refers to the "gentry" - or wealthy people - buying homes in a neighbourhood where they did not formerly live.
@judithsixkiller55863 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasDoubting5 So you're implying that ALL people from an Enlish background are entitled and wealthy ? (Have you never heard of England's extensive economic and urban crisis or Council flats?) My father was 2nd gen Brit who owned a couple of small ratty businesses, but didn't believe in paying child support. I was a white girl raised by a hardworking Cherokee and Irish single mom on minimum wage . Like a lot of Okie family's, we moved between migrant fruit picking camps,farms and city projects during the upheaval of the 60s and 70's. I can fell you this: Sarcasm is definitely not the sole provenance of the wealthy, It's a time honored tradition for working class to keep their perspective and sense of humor amidst a world of inequity and chaos.
@MariaOliviaLennon3 жыл бұрын
In the Philippines, when someone asks, "How are you?" We Filipinos say, "Oh well, still alive." :)
@robertelessar3 жыл бұрын
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
@epiphany553 жыл бұрын
@@robertelessar Not too bad.
@saividhyakannan3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha. That's what my grandmothers used to say! (I'm Indian)
@sakarikestinen3 жыл бұрын
people in southwestern finland when they meet after a long break: ”oh, you're still alive?!”
@judithsixkiller55863 жыл бұрын
In Oklahoma, They say " Oh well. Too wet to plow, Too windy to stack B-Bee's" (I'm not kidding.)
@Verdugothewatcher3 жыл бұрын
I think this is low-key one of the most beautifully written and hilarious little sequences of comedy I've ever heard.
@breenirwin23562 жыл бұрын
It is not to bad
@Cheximus2 жыл бұрын
@@breenirwin2356 Oof, if only you could spell that might've been good.
@breenirwin23562 жыл бұрын
@@Cheximus Whatever man
@max.80632 жыл бұрын
@@breenirwin2356 I wrote a very long comment to the person who insulted you, then I just deleted it, cos it’s pointless. anyway… I like you my friend. That’s all I wanna say. I like both your comments, I hope that matters or helps. I don’t rly like the internet, although I spend hours and hours on it every day. Anyway. ‘I’m not too bad all things considered’ 🤣🤣🤣
@max.80632 жыл бұрын
@@Cheximus Oof is spelt ‘Ooof’
@fortheloveofmusic8603 жыл бұрын
I'm from the northern part of The Netherlands and we are even "worse". If somebody ask how we're doing we answer;"It could be worse.." Must be a saxon trait.
@artvid-19153 жыл бұрын
Interesting!
@aidy60003 жыл бұрын
I think you are on to something there.
@greenfroth3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean trait.
@ninascheicher55003 жыл бұрын
Old cultures (Europe, China etc.) vs New cultures (USA, Australia etc.).
@greenlove86533 жыл бұрын
koe minner ;-)
@richardpaxford57922 жыл бұрын
"We're in the car park and the snack area adjacent to the abyss." 😂
@talastra9 ай бұрын
This is what I come back for.
@aquamarinedream83047 ай бұрын
Finally someone who gets me.
@mareewallace16965 ай бұрын
😂 this is my favourite line in the entire set
@Gyrant3 жыл бұрын
"Tirade of Beautiful Nonsense" is my favourite genre of comedy.
@christiner60003 жыл бұрын
As my Mom used to say "cheer up, things could be worse. So I cheered up and sure enough things got worse." Think about growing up with that attitude.
@alphooey3 жыл бұрын
My Dad said that - Yorkshireman
@susanplatt53313 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who is always hopeful. You alright, I hope so 😂
@aecides32033 жыл бұрын
My mum used to have a magnet on the fridge - "Out of the gloom a voice said unto me 'Smile and be happy, things could be worse!'. So I smiled, and was happy, and behold! Things did get worse."
@RHR199X3 жыл бұрын
I’m American and that’s somewhat familiar
@Hugh_Morris3 жыл бұрын
@@alphooey white rose!!
@annalieff-saxby5683 жыл бұрын
A Brit is the only person capable of sitting on a damp sack, under a rusty piece of corrugated iron, in a rainstorm, eating a rat, and saying, "Well, mustn't grumble, it could have been worse".
@RichardHartl3 жыл бұрын
Canadians are like this too btw. I have a friend who says "not too bad" all the time. We're very sarcastic 🇨🇦
@goweresque3 жыл бұрын
Corrugated iron roof, a sack to sit on AND a rat to eat? You were lucky!!!!
@emilyrobbins32383 жыл бұрын
@@goweresque : There’s nowt to be Yorkshire about, lad.
@annalieff-saxby5683 жыл бұрын
@@goweresque Indeed, can't complain: no shortage of water, though the rat was a bit stringy.
@Chaddlee3 жыл бұрын
Or as we like to call it "Brexit Britain."
@7rich793 жыл бұрын
It's the stoic approach, where happiness is considered unattainable and so your best option is to minimise unhappiness.
@blackadder1943 жыл бұрын
yup!
@helenwatkinson58733 жыл бұрын
Yes
@user-jy3zl2vp4b3 жыл бұрын
Loved this so much I am adding it to my collection of quotes (attributed to you, of course); might even frame it.
@Youchubeswindon3 жыл бұрын
Absolute rubbish, the stoics where very open to happiness and emotional response. Like pain and suffering, they believed your response to an event is a choice, 2 people could be doing exactly the same thing at the same time, and have 2 completely different experiences, it wasn't the act of the opportunity, it was the personal understanding of the opportunity. And if you follow the stoa teaching and find your life devoid of happiness you need to re-read and re-understand the fundamental truths you are obviously missing. Learning the stoic philosophy, is seeing and understanding your response, and if the natural response is undesirable, teaching yourself the inflection points on how to modify your response to get the outcome most appropriate. I could be waste deep in putrefied feces, with bloated dead animals and hypodermic needles floating past me, and I should be able to make it a happy experience. I could be in a beautiful quiet field, under a lovely old growth tree which is dappling the warm sun's rays, whilst eating a picnic of delicious food, next to the person who brings me most joy in my life, and feel miserable as sin.
@Knight7663 жыл бұрын
That isn't even the stoic approach. What it tells you is that happiness/unhappiness are a construct of the mind
@frankhynd8853 жыл бұрын
A British person has just won the lottery and he meets a friend who asks him how he is doing? He replies “not too bad, can’t complain, could have been worse, all things considered’.
@TallSilentGuy3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense if you want to keep quiet about the lottery win.
@whyohwhy34073 жыл бұрын
But what if it was a quadruple rollover? Would he get a tad excited? I mean a single week lottery could be “not too bad, considering!”😂😂
@TheWPhilosopher2 жыл бұрын
@@whyohwhy3407 that's a rare occasion where a pretty good might be deployed. But it would have to be fairly close meeting post win for the upgrade. Otherwise it may be a smaller upgrade to alright. It's exceedingly rare for anything really giddy to come out of a Brit in terms of how one is doing lest we anger the gods of whatever you believe in and get slapped with a f*£&ening whereby you've been having things far too good some some 5h1t is gonna come shovelling your way. 🤣
@lenakrupinski63032 жыл бұрын
Hi, send this to your American friends and they will get a better understanding of the British 💜🌹🎆💜🍁
@brianartillery Жыл бұрын
"You won the lottery! How do you feel?" "Mustn't grumble."
@jcortese33003 жыл бұрын
"If you're not a circus freak or a Yeti, you can't actually play the bloody stuff ... " THANK YOU!!!!!!
@tobimakkura3 жыл бұрын
You must have wanted to hear someone say that for a while, lol.
@QHarefield3 жыл бұрын
... and I'm pretty sure he's speaking from experience!
@achakhakan41893 жыл бұрын
What's even more ridiculous is that keyboards were standardized in the late 1800's to accommodate the large hands of concert pianists without regard for the general player. So if you have small hands, you're at an extreme disadvantage. And every modern keyboard is sized the same; even the smaller electronic keyboards just have fewer keys, but the spacing is the same. So the whole thing is an exercise in frustration.
@jcortese33003 жыл бұрын
@@achakhakan4189 The really ridiculous thing is that my hands are actually pretty large, but I still can't manage that stuff. It makes me wonder how "good" his music really is or whether we idolize it because it's like the piano equivalent of Evel Knievel jumping over buses on a motorcycle. Is it actually beautiful art or just digital gymnastics?
@richard64404 ай бұрын
@@jcortese3300 Ive tried playing it. I think Franz List would have more chance jumping buses over motorcycles.....
@livb69453 жыл бұрын
Makes me think of Paul and Mary judging cakes. Biggest praise ever: "that really is NOT to bad, at all!"
@Jade-lh3ou3 жыл бұрын
Shake my hand
@goodbye72363 жыл бұрын
It’s always funny seeing foreigners thinking there being rude xd
@mai5673 жыл бұрын
Wow.. the enthusiasm!!😂
@Codex77777 ай бұрын
*too... :)
@1009Selina3 ай бұрын
I love this man! Appeals to all backgrounds. Educated, incredible muscian, perfect timing… his genius goes on and on
@kevinbennett76153 жыл бұрын
I am British and I think that was more than not too bad. It was alright.
@TheBaconWizard3 жыл бұрын
whoa, whoa, whoa, steady-on there mate, it's only a youtube video!!!
@celticcheetah63713 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was fine
@helenwatkinson58733 жыл бұрын
Ha
@baldrbraa3 жыл бұрын
Fairly decent
@sitas98273 жыл бұрын
Hi Britisha, I'm dad
@Songfugel3 жыл бұрын
We have the exact same in Finland, must be one of the reasons we love British sense of humour so much
@talastra9 ай бұрын
The best Finnish joke was persuading the survey takers that they're the happiest people on Earth. Well done.
@kimifur3 жыл бұрын
My dad will never, ever answer a question decisively. You could ask him a seemingly very straightforward question and he would never just answer "yes" or "no". With one, singular exception; when I asked him, about a year into his retirement after 39 years in a boring middle-management job, whether he was enjoying his retirement. He looked me straight in the eyes and said, firmly and unfalteringly, "Yes!"
@shakesfirst24433 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian and "Howyagoin" as a greeting is the one that gets me. "Would you like the truth or the happy answer?" is my sometimes reply.
@jayartz85623 жыл бұрын
"Would you like the truth or the socially acceptable reply"
@helenwatkinson58733 жыл бұрын
Good reply
@nimue3253 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as an American, we may seem cheery, but the truth is we just put that on for the sake of others. It is a social obligation to make others happy by masking our feelings rather than by putting out some middling, “Not too bad” which in the US would be seen as not holding up our end of the social bargain. It doesn’t mean we are happier, it is just a courtesy. It’s the same as saying, “Have a nice day, “ which I know drive people in the UK crazy. We really do mean it. We really do hope other people will have a nice day. We just might be out in the car sobbing to ourselves after all the faux cheer that we faked to try to make you feel better about yourself because that’s what manners are for, dammit, and our parents taught us to be polite. I’m great, though, how are you?
@shakesfirst24433 жыл бұрын
@@nimue325 It's polite to be happy and impolite not to be.
@lepolhart96233 жыл бұрын
@@nimue325 it all depends on culture because in British culture we would consider it weird to put on a false smile all the time and fake happiness as it would be considered really annoying. You don't have to tell people about your problems and you can still mask your unhappiness to others so you don't make them feel uncomfortable but you can be somewhat in the middle and be stoic and just say you're OK rather than trying to fake emotions and feel something that you're not feeling. Other people's happiness is not our responsibility neither is making people feel good about themselves. It's up to the individual to do that themselves. It's not nice to make people feel miserable around you if you're a miserable personality as it's good manners to be stoic at times and not burden others with your problems. Being considerate and kind but not over the top I think is the happy medium.
@topsyfulwell3 жыл бұрын
My mum is Scottish and we were raised on 'If you've never had it, you canny miss it.'
@maggpiprime9543 жыл бұрын
This is wisdom. Also, I really like your Water Horse.
@Woodman-Spare-that-tree2 жыл бұрын
That’s not actually true, of course.
@adeusbandeiras2 жыл бұрын
@@Woodman-Spare-that-tree correct. Just ask a Portuguese
@Codex77777 ай бұрын
It is true. You can still desire it but if you've never had it, you can't miss it. :)
@blackletter25913 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I've always thought those English responses were a challenge to ask "oh, what's wrong mate? Tell us about it" but mostly we fail the challenge.
@junior295573 жыл бұрын
Same here. I am Indian. One of my Burmese friends moved to the UK and since then he has replied “not to bad” every time we chat. I would always ask him what happened? Is Something wrong?. Next time I’ll just send him this KZbin video.
@smogstreaming3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, don't. Don't ever ever ever ever ask a British person to elaborate. Thank you.
@chrislowe69263 жыл бұрын
You don’t need to ask what’s wrong. British people don’t ask normally.
@zhouwu3 жыл бұрын
"Picking up stones in the rain. Awesome!" Damn it! You didn't just talk about the Australians! You talked about us Kiwis also!
@richardmilward74783 жыл бұрын
I think he is just so incredibly brilliant.
@DaveTaste2 жыл бұрын
He's alright.
@MartinArscott13 жыл бұрын
Simple fact of the matter is - if someone asks how you're doing and you give an honest answer you can usually see their eyes start to glaze over!
@lenakrupinski63032 жыл бұрын
I just stay silent !!! especially in the supermarket where they love saying , 'How are you today'? 💜💜💜 Bill is so funny , I would love to see him live.❤💜
@theodoreyoungman21113 жыл бұрын
It's like a daily conversation when greeting people at work. "Now then, how's it going?" "Not bad mate, still alive." And that's being cheerful.
@lenakrupinski63032 жыл бұрын
Surviving !!!! ❤❤❤ British humour , is the best!!! I do love Bill Hicks and George Carlin and a few other American comedians .💜💞💜
@andrewradford39533 жыл бұрын
A bit bloody flooded here in Australia, awesome weather for picking stones tomorrow!
@dashrubberbear3 жыл бұрын
stay strong, mate 💪💖
@mattevans43773 жыл бұрын
Take note family guy: This is how you make a joke go on for too long....and it works.
@moeskido3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the past thirty-five years of SNL.
@maggpiprime9543 жыл бұрын
I think the last time SNL was funny was when I was too young to watch it, and my dad would recount all the Eddie Murphy skits the next morning and crack up laughing. I'd just sit and stare, wondering "I don't get any of this, grownups are weird." Edit: Typo
@moeskido3 жыл бұрын
@@maggpiprime954 Every generation thinks it invented humor. And in a way, it has to.
@maggpiprime9543 жыл бұрын
@@moeskido Oh absolutely, I totally agree! I am so glad that toxic Boomer humour is being phased out with other unhealthy ideals. But as far as humour being quirky and snarky for the sake of its edginess goes, that falls flat the moment it's delivered and has the longevity and appeal of a turd on the pavement, no matter the generation.
@moeskido3 жыл бұрын
@@maggpiprime954 As one of those Boomers, I can't wait to see more of my cohort get replaced. Snark for its own sake is a refuge of mediocre individuals who have nothing original to say. But if it's used in the service of genuine wit and satire, it's like food for a starving man.
@ted56103 жыл бұрын
Bill's unique sense of whimsy contrasted against his bafflement at the majesty of creation is, as ever, undiminished by the passing of the years.
@vvelvettearss2 жыл бұрын
absolutely ! and he still puts on that nasally voice when he goes on an existential rant. I love it ! love Bill :D
@TheWPhilosopher2 жыл бұрын
Well that's a Baileyesque review if I ever heard one. I can imagine him saying that in bewilderness and then strumming a guitar.
@bdstudios60882 жыл бұрын
Why do British sound so smart
@richard64404 ай бұрын
@@bdstudios6088 Because we are....... All things considered.
@andrewclifton4293 жыл бұрын
A bilingual conversation, some years ago, in Spain: Me, to hard-working Spanish waiter: Hola, Estavo! Como estas? Estavo (enthusiastically): "ESTUPENDO!" Me, to an English millionaire ex-pat, chilling out with a sangria: So, Rob - how's it going? Rob: "Not so bad".
@Ruffian_Xion3 жыл бұрын
I expect the Spanish waiter had learned that tips are larger and more frequent if he displays a cheerful, sunny disposition - as opposed to being a miserable git, whereas the millionaire ex-pat didn't really need to even consider tips.
@andrewclifton4293 жыл бұрын
@@Ruffian_Xion You're right about the millionaire - but I knew Estavo quite well, outside his work, as he was taking English classes at a local language centre. He was relentlessly cheerful, 95% of the time, that was just his character. Of course, I guess it helped with the tips, too! (As for the 5% - check out a list of English irregular verbs!).
@joshuaselvarajah29903 жыл бұрын
This guy is on a different level
@ianmc32 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when I moved to the US. I tried someone's food or something (I don't remember), and when they asked how I found it, I said "yeah, that's alright." "Just alright!?" They berated back at me in their shrill American horror. I had to explain that in Britain, saying something is "alright" and "not too bad" is essentially that sweet spot between good and fantastic.
@SusanGeyer-l4k7 ай бұрын
That reminds me of the time my then German boyfriend asked by my mother about a dish she had made if he liked it replied, it's edible.
@ChristophersMum3 жыл бұрын
Priceless!!...shall I spoil the mood and say ''...it was a bit more than alright''
@thfreakinacage3 жыл бұрын
Oh god he's right you know, even now I'm living in Australia. I was playing this while walking into my apartment building and without a hint of irony or even thinking about it answered my neighbour "not too bad thanks".
@paulEmotionalaudio3 жыл бұрын
Pure, unadulterated genius. Not too bad really.
@scruvydom3 жыл бұрын
The Avro Pärt reference was a deep cut 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
@nurrnena77983 жыл бұрын
Especially when Estonians are actually similar to Brits in that subject. Although we say "good" or "not bad" when you can't complain, and "normal" when you could complain all things considered, but won't bother to do so. We choose to blame weather for all our complaints.
@talastra9 ай бұрын
I hope you're not aspersing the limpid minimalism of Pärt.
@subberfischer3 жыл бұрын
The greatest praise for a nice meal in my region (Swabia, South-West Germany) is "better than a gob full of nails"
@al627963 жыл бұрын
What a phrase 😂
@Andronichus3 жыл бұрын
I ran a class once, everyone introduced themselves and one colleague from Germany said they were from Swabia. At the end of the week during feedback they said they'd had a good time and the other Germans hasn't treated them too bad! It was the first time I'd been introduced to regional differences in Germany.
@KAT-ew9wz3 жыл бұрын
And that is why us North-West Germans look askance at South-West Germany. Then again, my Gran has a few oddities of her own. "Ach du heiliges Kannonenrohr" being a particularly good one.
@helenwatkinson58733 жыл бұрын
Ha
@jafuni93493 жыл бұрын
Plus, they say “Net gschempft, … isch g'lobt g'nuag!“ which translates to “not getting scolded is enough of a compliment”
@dumupad3-da2413 жыл бұрын
Interesting. This started as ordinary stand-up wit, which was amusing; but then from 2:59 it suddenly escalated into a monologue that sounded almost Shakespearean - not what I'd call amusing, but still impressive with the amount of content and work that has gone into it and leaving you with the vague impression of having heard something worthwhile.
@IlkanIbnHalkan3 жыл бұрын
Came for the comedy, stayed for the poetry.
@talastra9 ай бұрын
Yes, but HAVE you appreciated the limpid minimalism of Arvo Pärt?
@SCDParrot3 жыл бұрын
I've never considered a Patagonian sunset.
@ym10up3 жыл бұрын
You should. It's not too bad
@skullsaintdead3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps strangely, I have.
@Elfsinger3 жыл бұрын
Well done for considering everything else though!
@andrewradford39533 жыл бұрын
First you must become a Shepard, and bring us a shrubbery.
@SCDParrot3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewradford3953 I think I'll pass. Shrubbery should stay where it is and I'd make a lousy shepherd all things considered.
@mikemorris28672 жыл бұрын
Probably my favourite 5 minutes of comedy ever - all things considered
@highdharr2 жыл бұрын
Considering that this may very well be the best stand up skit ever written, It's not too bad...
@Jen-lc5yc3 жыл бұрын
If you can pick up stones in the rain and have an awesome time, very little will get you down....
@thumper86843 жыл бұрын
Have you tried skimming stones on a lake? That is a good time.
@richard64404 ай бұрын
Always look on the bright side of life ............................
@CJ-ft9yo2 ай бұрын
.. that British convertible owner statistic is bang on -“weather not too bad, it’s clearing up”! Brilliant.
@MichaelBerthelsen3 жыл бұрын
I really wanna see Bill live... I suspect it'd be a not too bad experience.😊❤👍
@MMW15313 жыл бұрын
It’s not too bad even tears on face.😭
@Levenstone1323 жыл бұрын
Put the top down yesterday.Well,it wasn't raining.
@liahurst85753 ай бұрын
Love Bill Bailey, so clever
@ellenday21553 ай бұрын
Yeah, he’s not too bad.
@ma22_7833 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately KZbin dont do a "not too bad" button. It's either like or dislike and I..... Like 👍
@lanarkscotland2305 Жыл бұрын
What about "can't complain?" 🤣🤣🤣
@maufuentes5 ай бұрын
“… the opalescence, the shimmer, on the surface of the tear that wells up on the shepherd’s eye …” that right there pushed me over the abyss of laughter.
@matthewparker92763 жыл бұрын
I could complain, but no-one would listen.
@simonn20453 жыл бұрын
Brain the size of a planet
@papamouse52313 жыл бұрын
Or even worse, they'd listen to your complaints, and then expect you to listen to theirs!
@diabl2master3 жыл бұрын
🧠🍷
@helenwatkinson58733 жыл бұрын
Ha
@finnice3 жыл бұрын
Ah one of my favourite Eeyore quotes
@sharbhanu3 жыл бұрын
That's Bloody AWESOME mate 😎
@sarac.32593 жыл бұрын
When someone invariably says "not too bad" in reply to "how are you?", I want to scream! Liked the anecdote about the First World War letter. Bill Bailey is a genius.
@jamestdawson Жыл бұрын
I heard a great line that said "In Britain we only put the top up if the storm qualifies for its own name."
@thechaneybros19383 жыл бұрын
I always thought he was a genius. Now, he's gone up a notch!
@soulstudiosmusic3 жыл бұрын
Just saw this bloke last night. Complete and objective genuis
@thechaneybros19383 жыл бұрын
Did you spell "genius" incorrectly, on purpose?
@jafuni93493 жыл бұрын
Wow, your comedy clubs have opened again?!? Unthinkable here in Germany 😭 it is April and hardly anybody has received the vaccine yet 😡 maybe Brexit wasn’t such a bad thing for you guys after all...
@richard64404 ай бұрын
@@jafuni9349 Musn't grumble ..........
@jonothanthrace1530Ай бұрын
Honestly, "picking up stones in the rain" does sound pretty awesome.
@terryhayward79052 ай бұрын
A complete and perfect description of the British character. 🌨🌩
@Greg05162 жыл бұрын
The last part is pure poetry.
@garydavid17883 жыл бұрын
There are people, usually of the older generation, that when asked how they are will, unfortunately, tell you. ... at great length!
@affalaffaa3 жыл бұрын
Remember, if we British ever say anything positive to someone else at what they are doing then we REALLY mean it. There would be no comment otherwise
@Bestbeachesincalifornia3 жыл бұрын
Y’all scary
@affalaffaa3 жыл бұрын
@@Bestbeachesincalifornia That's a little hurtful rolig. I wish you only happiness.
@dragonite872 жыл бұрын
I'm autistic and I can relate. I don't like to say things I don't mean.
@haleyhalcyon2 жыл бұрын
Unless it’s sarcastic.
@B-A-L7 ай бұрын
Better to be British and say something positive and mean it than American and say something positive just because you've been brought up to say it.
@pypersora86903 жыл бұрын
could be worse is the one I tend to stick to, leaves it up to the other person to decide what level of not too bad I'm at without me needing to share anything
@HiThereImFootloose3 жыл бұрын
He is a gem!
@froogsleegs3 жыл бұрын
Bill Bailey is like a slightly more cheerful George Carlin. Love his observations.
@kaiprimeau92884 ай бұрын
That wasn't too bad. But the part at the end was...Awesome!😂
@mariacarter69543 жыл бұрын
Wonderful man, absolutely brilliant on Qi and he won Strictly come dancing 👏👏👏👏👏👏 😚😚😎
@frozengamer30303 жыл бұрын
Underrated Comedian
@hanli54163 жыл бұрын
Been to all his stand up performances on stage whenever he was in our country, amazing fella. Oh yh i live in the Netherlands.
@MorbidLyre3 жыл бұрын
Hardly!
@scoobydicky94593 жыл бұрын
i love nordic happiness.
@baldrbraa3 жыл бұрын
Very subtle, like the rim of sunlight that lingers over the treetops in the long, gradually dimming summer evening,
@SabrinaPhynn3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense to this New Englander.. 🤣
@Jen-lc5yc3 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
@SantiagoCasas20074 ай бұрын
Amazing, what a genius!
@13richjenn2 жыл бұрын
Utterly wonderful!!
@xenolalia8 ай бұрын
Bill Bailey is a poet
@jayebuss55623 жыл бұрын
Well it was pretty awesome riding my kayak in the floods here in Oz.
@lawrencedoliveiro91043 жыл бұрын
0:55 “Mustn’t grumble.”
@helenwatkinson58733 жыл бұрын
True
@scottageindustries3 жыл бұрын
Seven hours to bury the cat???
@captainquestofficial Жыл бұрын
There's something beautiful about that perspective. For one to consider all of possibility and creation and come away with the thought "Y'know what? Things aren't too bad."
@sgautambhuyan2 жыл бұрын
Exquisite. The poetry of it!
@lordvalentine471 Жыл бұрын
As an American I was fortunate to live in Great Britain for three years it wasn't too bad
@melodymonger Жыл бұрын
You obviously assimilated really well 😂
@howizee3 жыл бұрын
Picking up stones in the rain is pretty awesome.
@whatmate29543 жыл бұрын
*Nuclear war starts* Britain: About that time ay chaps? Right oh!
@protoknight253 жыл бұрын
That is the sort of obscure quote that I can get behind
@theboysnextgen3 жыл бұрын
Righto
@Megan_Fiorilla3 жыл бұрын
Lol ze end of ze world lol
@jamesenglish7203 жыл бұрын
Nice reference dude. Classic
@Bloodlyshiva3 жыл бұрын
You've just reminded me of a certain animation based off a book of a husband and wife dealing with a nuclear war. Following all the instructions that had been given out, staying home, and slowly dying because fallout. I wish I could remember the name because the wretched thing's on KZbin somewhere.
@juliaoko22083 жыл бұрын
😍 😍 😍 Bill Bailey
@joeypinili3 жыл бұрын
The joke's not too bad all things considered.. 😂
@KJ-of6lf2 жыл бұрын
Marty Feldman provides the best response from Young Frankenstein: "could be worse, could be raining!"
@big_mike_nyc3 жыл бұрын
Now that is a mullet!! 😎
@intenseblackie3 жыл бұрын
Skullet
@mrpenguin20833 жыл бұрын
@رمضان Ramadan cool
@oskamandala85423 жыл бұрын
Yes bill Bailey, on point as usual
@diabloescobar17863 жыл бұрын
'Where we dare to touch the helm of infitity's cloak' is the most beautiful phrase ever.
@youbigtubership3 жыл бұрын
Thankyou Bill Bailey. I laughed till I cried tears with opalescence comparable to the Patagonian shepherd's.
@mareewallace16965 ай бұрын
The baffling longevity of LinkdIn is truly a hysterical line that gets funnier every year 😂
@DougSConfederateHammer3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, I'm more than just British in my ancestry, my standard response to the question "How are you doing" is "meh, I'm not even worth killing", which replaced my old standard of "I'm not dead yet, but I'm hoping".
@talastra9 ай бұрын
Not too bad.
@khrystyna423 жыл бұрын
Simply brilliant. As a Patagonian sunrise
@jedisalsohere2 жыл бұрын
I love how he seems to have genuine contempt for the phrase "not too bad".
@andyduggan78102 жыл бұрын
I'm enjoying the comments as much as Bill's brilliant sketch. Well, when I say enjoy...
@julesjma3 жыл бұрын
Bill is brilliant! 👏👏😁
@lunadrurie66863 жыл бұрын
The baffling longevity of Linken In 😂
@kepspark33626 ай бұрын
What does it mean?
@jenwhyte64403 жыл бұрын
Love this. He's fantastic live.
@BogartAus2 жыл бұрын
That the same response in Melbourne, Australia during winter so essentially English weather.
@Shuker89643 жыл бұрын
Awesome! *picking up stones in the rain in NSW as the floodgates open
@jayebuss55623 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie,was pretty awesome riding my kayak in it, but the clean up must begin.
@BrightSparksAsia3 жыл бұрын
Superb.
@hr63343 жыл бұрын
LOL I’m American but maybe I should have been British 🤣🤣
@KAT-ew9wz3 жыл бұрын
Who said they take you? I'm English and German, born in the UK, but I still don't always feel welcome. My friend is British and American, and they only love her because she can take anything miserable they throw at her. Takes guts to work in an English pub and be beautiful and have an American accent.
@helenwatkinson58733 жыл бұрын
No
@sarahdavis1198 Жыл бұрын
A great show Bill last night in Palmerston North!!!!