In Store Shopping vs Online Shopping | SquADD Cast Versus | Ep 22 | All Def

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
This week we debate:
Sausage Dancer vs Skilled Singer
Sausage Patties VS Sausage Links
In Store Shopping vs Online Shopping
What other topics should we talk about?.
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[@DeeL3]

Kudos to Kev for trying to let other people talk - no sarcasm intended. He would start talking, someone else would, and he would say "oh go ahead". Good effort.

[@jakespaceman2135]

Never and I mean NEVER cut off CP when making a joke....he’s literally the BEST ROASTER I EVER HEARD

[@jaystoner8590]

He can't fuck with Craig tho

[@deanokanome]

JAY STONER wtff 😂😂 you trippin. Craig not that funny to me

[@Alex__Blocker]

DOLLADOLLABILLYALL kap 😂

[@chefkush5479]

Cp takes the win for me Craig funny af but cp jokes be perfect 🤣🤣

[@chefkush5479]

They the two goats of roast me for sure

[@tysarahreid556]

When Meg said Tahir’s measurements are “thick by chunky” I HOLLERED!!! 😂😂😂

[@elroyjetson6380]

Meg is a beast

[@kingjb554]

@@elroyjetson6380 people be hating on her and she don't deserve it

[@BabyDollLayla]

Time stamp?

[@johannes.290]

Dancer here!: Dancers grow out of dance because your body is only good until a certain age. Most dancers retire around 30-40 (Ex: most ballet dancers have a career till their mid twenties). Singing doesn't really have a maximum age so singers have longer careers. Therefore, being a skilled singer is more advantageous

[@ericsilkworth6248]

Its so hilarious when they all compete to get their jokes out the fastest 😂😂

[@ninjaman815]

Why is Kev’s signature move taking off his shirt

[@Hatedj]

Actually that Doe boys move... He just borrowing it til he come back

[@Senwot2000]

Because Kev wants to be Terry Crews so bad 😂

[@frenchryah221]

He needs to find a new one

[@ghuff7482]

Never seen this behavior in a black man. Bi mabe. Kev as he is now is not a jock.

[@ghuff7482]

I have yet to see a comment on this crazy Kev who does that

[@mortalbaelien7707]

CP NEED TO GO ON BLACK BLASPHEMY. TONY TOO

[@cutepie390]

Yesss!! lol weird question but how does it feel to have a Scorpio rising?😭I only ask because I have a Scorpio moon and it’s lowkey torture

[@mortalbaelien7707]

Erin crumer its my most accurate sign. i resonate with it most.

[@kortlendunst3982]

Someone cracks on CP "I like that, i like that..." That's a windup for the joke that's finna body you

[@jlavelle24]

Facts!!!

[@SilverSkywalker]

😂😂😂😂

[@21imNotaStar]

Or he will say “that’s funny”

[@laugh_til_ithurts]

Facts 😭😭😭 they need him on here more, he was killing the whole episode lol

[@angelh6345]

I love when Cp says that lol I know someone soul about to removed with his roast 🤣

[@natinal]

The one "thing" that makes a conversation great is forgetting what the "topic" was about.

[@Tyler_ThaTruth]

I’m high key scared to make a joke around CP, only person who could fight back is Patrick but not even today lol

[@karinwall999]

Eww. Pat is not funny. He's weird in that he knows sooooo little about basic common life events.

[@kenmukasa]

CP had so many quotables 🤣🤣 that one line about Tahir's gums had everyone dead, hilarious episode. Thanks Squad!!!

[@stephenperry4537]

Pat look like Riley when gangstalicious sent him that gear 🤣😂😂

[@FirstYouLove]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reddsmoke904]

"I always thought you had the gums that come down and protect your teeth" bruh when i tell you i cried 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@QUADacityLyfe]

I thought CP was about to be annoying. This is the most I've laughed on Squadd Cast Vs. Good one

[@hanaj]

He has been killing it on Tahir’s Zoom hangouts. The other day he wasn’t there and it was horrible. Then CP came in and tried to save it.

[@kingkwakster501]

This was the most I have laughed as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Senwot2000]

I sent the Sausage Patties vs. Sausage Links suggestion to Tahir. I will take credit for the hilarious debate and giving the Squadd the first ever 2x unanimous decision episode!! 😂

[@KingTerrell]

@@Senwot2000 Links all day

[@ahmedezzaki8607]

Why would it be annoying he’s killed it on everything he has been on he a cool dude who happens to be hilarious

[@quintunm310]

Cp needs to be a regular for this this is hilarious

[@coolin4now]

"You good?" *sniff* "What's up?" Bruhhhh 🤣🤣🤣

[@tdomonique504]

Y’all need to have CP on more often

[@RoddyRodbb]

Them backtracking to how they got from dancers to turtles is literally what I do the whole time watching them lol

[@kaiyah73]

Phuq y'all! I drive a Subaru Outback and belong to a group of black women who own them in Charlotte.

[@Supreme718]

Lmmfao!!!!! -G.O.D.

[@themaster804]

Y'all foreal got a club?

[@nobodyofinterest95]

Wait, what?? Lmfao! I really never comment on vids but this is really sending me. Girl, is there really a group specifically for black women who drive subarus??? If so....I have a lot of legit questions lol. Is it local or like a FB group? What do y'all call the group? Do you take pics next to the subarus like ppl that drive sports cars do?

[@nick6092]

CP needs to be in every episode

[@juno8razi146]

Hats off to Tahir for rolling with that tooth prop joke til it landed😂

[@xavianbess5609]

"He was tryna dance with everybody's father"

[@rlj615]

When C.P. was talking about employees at best buy. That hit home with me. I remember times i ask them question about specs ( known what the pc has). They always try to avoid the question. I look at them with disappointment like how did you get this job.

[@TooFeisty]

When CP said that line about the gums coming down to protect his teeth, we all leaned back and laughed.

[@yobnard9940]

Bruh CP said Tahir look like he flying a strawberry helicopter 🤣 he a clown man

[@thef.a.c.e.foundation8316]

His brain be on a different level!!! Haahahahahahahahaaha

[@jayglamx3]

23:53 "So far I've hated everybody's tiny dance examples" 😂😂😂

[@LizzyKoala88]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while on here.. more CP 😂💕

[@anacritical2368]

Ya'll should do Netflix versus Hulu and if CP is not a permanent member of this podcast that is a missed opportunity!

[@KP3Times]

That man CP was sniping with jokes. Holy shit 😂 😂

[@steveysteve1893]

Online shopping, everything comes packaged, and you don’t get that feeling that someone might have tried your clothes on before you

[@brandonjohnson417]

The type of gums that protect ya teeth is the best joke in Versus history

[@FreshhCutz]

Meg looking all good that’s right cp keep her smiling 😍😭

[@debthewise]

the chemistry with cp is always a winner, cp seems to bring out the fight in pat bcuz pat was on a roll today 😭 great episode guys!! love to the lovely meg as well always coming thru with useful info! Btw I think kev asked why does meg always knows everything or something to that affect in the episode idk but meg gives me libra energy so that may be it we crave information! 🧡

[@LadyZodiac76]

Debthewise Meg just had a birthday! Team Taurus ♉️

[@debthewise]

LadyZodiac76 nice yes we love a taurus!! I would love to see her birth chart and I was thinking maybe more along the lines of a libra mercury?? We store information in our back pockets at all times to play at anytime 😭

[@maybewise]

56:54 Something serious must have happened for them to cut whatever that was out, to CP eyes bugging out his head.

[@crybabykermit8651]

I wonder what they cut out

[@malikwilliams5051]

Nothing really happened because meg is in the same position and kev. Pat and tahir both a very close slight movements

[@maybewise]

@@malikwilliams5051 It was worth cutting to them though. On a show that's largely uncut. Like Kev was saying, even bombs make it on. So when they cut, it can't be because "nothing" happened. In my opinion.

[@kameronrichardson4339]

@@maybewise do they live stream these?

[@maybewise]

@@kameronrichardson4339 No. They don't livestream vs episodes.

[@pr9999]

At 53:06 CP casually and ACCURATELY predicting Howard the Duck’s cameo in Endgame is crazy 😭😭👌🏽 GOAT

[@JustUdoro]

THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD ONE!!! Thank y’all for giving us more of what we need during this time...LAUGHTER!! ❤️ Just saying.

[@Ttown89]

Howard the duck was in endgame and guardians of the galaxy.

[@infinitevos]

I was trippin when Meg was tryin to tell them that he came out the portal in endgame. I was on the edge of my seat.

[@bobbytarantino3552]

Was looking for this comment 👍👍

[@xxxxxBGxxxxx]

Came back to rewatch and it's hella funny that Tahir actually told Kev to never stop doing the "Hey Tom" thing

[@bestvickyever]

CP came and lowkey turned this into roast me 😂

[@IndigoPhoenix21]

Pat out here looking like a survivor that will survive and keep on surviving.

[@hueyx791]

Yo Kev having to move his face off screen to laugh at CP jokes is hilarious 🤣

[@donkojinho6567]

I came back to cry with laughter again When CP sang "see I know you're getting boredddddd"🤣🤣😭😭

[@cj10109]

CP be going into a tangent... lol when he goes he goes hard! 😂😂😂

[@kwp5022]

They flamed Pat in the beginning😂 That tomb raider idea would be dope too lol

[@dandrelondon1234]

You can actually see Howard the Duck coming out of a portal in Endgame! Half a second right before the Wasp pops up.

[@ibdreful]

It's not a Squadd discussion without Pat's customary Wait, Really?! (to a VERY plausible thing!)

[@Senwot2000]

Hey!! I suggested links vs. Patties!! This is the second topic they’ve used that I suggested! YEET!

[@SaniCarci]

Trailing the initial convo topic is a fire game

[@nowillywonka2314]

I LOVE DOE BOY BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST LINE UP OMFG!! NON STOP TEARS LMAO

[@JAYP.616]

“What if we want drinks? This isn’t enough!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jerrysimonjr34]

Squadd Cast is basically Great Taste but in a repackaged form. Lol

[@bobhollywood4093]

CP talking about Luther Vandross has me in tears.

[@jadealiyah9534]

CP is so funny bro, I was crying before the topics even started.

[@FavouredSamilia]

Meg looks really beautiful ❤

[@nanalove195]

Bruh I’ve watched this episode at LEAST 10 times in the last year and this the first time I noticed how LONG Tahir waited for all of them to realize he put a piece of paper in his mouth to replace the tooth 😂😂😂😂 DEDICATION to the joke of I’ve ever seen it 🤣🤣🤣

[@jayglamx3]

One of my favorite things about Kev is his responsible older dad character. That shit takes me OUT. 😂

[@2ToTheDome]

TAHIR NEEDS HIS OWN MOVIE

[@roblee6246]

LMAO as a former Best Buy employee I know exactly how CP feels.

[@diyanali7177]

next topic , talkative barber vs quite barber

[@reecerissa4709]

Now with Amazon you can have returns picked up from your house and don’t have to print the label. All you have to do is box is up and leave it outside and UPS will pick it up and leave a receipt. I just returned 3 packages last week and didn’t print anything. They make it much more convenient because of the pandemic. I normally kept things too from amazon because I didn’t want to go to the post office but they make it so convenient now to return stuff and you get your refund really fast.

[@reginaldhardiman4867]

Thank all of YOU GUYS who continue to give us great content to entertain off of us.... but there are levels to us being essential (i work at fedex) and i think you guys are essential as well. So thank you as well!

[@2ToTheDome]

@19:05 That whole Luther Vandross spill was hilarious

[@veronicalondon9916]

Meg is beautiful with a sweet personality ✨

[@khalilbriscoe1739]

The aquarium is on tour is HILARIOUS😭

[@tmdao89]

CP had them jokes 🤣 had me dying

[@ericrivas9320]

Not gonna lie I was confused the whole first part of the segment about Tyrone

[@brandonbailey51311]

Adding CP to match Kev’s energy is pure gold

[@coldodyssey1520]

Damn this episode was fire went by so fast

[@Gamervibes08]

The other thing abt in-person shopping is that you can go with your friends!

[@sojothetruth]

CP is hilarious!!! Please have him more often!!

[@DorisClay]

Almost 14 min in and I forgot this was vs

[@sneakysammie4672]

I could not multi task while watching this, I had to pause it, these niggas are too funny I was literally in tears 😂😂

[@doeboy84]

It’s funny because Howard The Duck did walk through the portal on End Game

[@trace7870]

Online shopping is better because there is no one to follow you around a store 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@whatzgood14]

@3:35 Pat getting his back blown out by Quantrell 😂😂

[@jabriamiles3303]

Honestly Tyrone could be the friend that was helping him cheat. That’s why she said call him.

[@CjBeenMickey]

CP said sweat glitter🤣🤣

[@ampmiller370]

I love Meg…she is so frickin adorable 😊

[@joshuamills6528]

CP description of what white strippers do is too accurate lmao.

[@ksg314]

2-23-2022 back again to watch this hilarious episode.

[@christinajohnson4763]

How does Pat not know his measurements? There’s a tag on ur bra that tells u the size sir 🤣🤣🤣

[@denrico777]

Bruh...when cp said tahir got his mouth into a chew formation. Sweet lord i aint laughed that hard at a video in a sec.

[@mscwill2743]

I was today years old when I found this out and it makes sense why I prefer one over the other. Sausage patties is ground sausage but sausage links is a mixture of ground meat, fat, and seasonings in the casing. I always wondered why sausage links always tasted weird.

[@kortlendunst3982]

The Kev commentary is GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kensworld28]

Why Tahir always raise his hand with those two fingers like a Baptist Church Deaconess 😂😂😂😂

[@AL-ov9wx]

No cap, Howard the Duck was in the final battle in Avengers Endgame. There’s a part where you can see him walking out of a portal with a giant gun 😂

[@shesochocolatee1]

Marcus= bite the wing man Boo= you bite the nuts 😂😂😂💀 I love me some boo he is hilarious

[@darnellcollins5296]

OMG CP is a star i never laughed so hard keep him on here!

[@uniquedevineisrael139]

The Way Meg Said Ewwww When Kev Took His Shirt Off 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@Mokkolian680]

CP hella funny. Would be great to see him on more episodes of the SquaddCast

[@michaelroberts5191]

Amazon even has a return option where you just give the box to ups and they'll have the label and everything else ready when they come pick it up

[@Nuckabuc]

This was a great episode! I love having CP on!

[@tymiller18]

My name is cursed. That hit the nail on the head.

[@destinedforgreatness3030]

Meg omg 😍😍

[@jamiecousins254]

Putting about 3 sausage links in a single piece of white bread and folding it up, man that is heaven.

[@olivialinnen1493]

As a New Yorker I can confirm we have both sbaro and auntie Anne stand alone stores. Around Times Square they’re both within walking distance which makes perfect sense because Times Square is just a an extremely large mall lol

[@nixiscartwright5521]

Bro wtf I was working with this playing in my ear and I heard my coworker say something about Jolly Ranchers, and I'm like "What about Jolly Ranches?" And without missing a beat, CP was like "JOLLY RANCHERS!!!" I had to pause the video to type this cause that was fucking AWESOME.

[@NicknameAarie]

Meg's face from like...52:05 to 52:23 was my exact face when they were talking about ruining breakfast sandwiches with mayonnaise 😣🤢🤮

[@shonb989]

The commentating that Kev does for Tahir is the funniest shit to me. and valid points. in this episode. Great singer Sausage links instore shopping

[@charitybickcom4648]

I just came back to say,... Jim, James, Paul... I always thought liquor names? Erykah is next level.