1:07:48 I love that chat knew that you're going to abandon your friends, so he played a cutscene to make sure they get in.
@jacobnicola59505 ай бұрын
I had a mini heart attack fr
@MiniMackeroni5 ай бұрын
The year is 2117, Josh is in a government bunker hooked up to life support and constantly supervised by medical professionals. They need him. We all need him. Thousands of scientists and fifteen quantum super computers had weighed the probabilities and they all came to the same conclusion as what Chat already knew, all those years ago: He must continue streaming San Andreas for the good of mankind. Forever. If Josh ever were to quit, societies would fall into chaos. Not just limited to earth, but on an intergalactic level. Alien governments offered us medical technology centuries ahead of our own to help sustain him. But everyone knew that one day, the inevitable would come. His end. Which would mean the end of us all. This is His story. This... is Joshimuz.
@RaggedyGreg5 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the chat mission about the Joshimuz waiting in the car for EBen anecdote
@chaserseven28865 ай бұрын
this is definitive evidence that ghosts are real
@nabeelansari3555 ай бұрын
DEFINITIVE?? OH LORD NOT AGAIN
@ujjwaljain56345 ай бұрын
also god, and aliens
@sven_bender5 ай бұрын
How does no one remember that episode of Raw when John Cena dodged rockets from the Crazy Grandmother and dropkicked her in the neck? Dave Meltzer gave that match five stars 😤
@otarlette5 ай бұрын
he could have given it 6 stars but it wasn't in the tokyo dome
@tundcwe1233 ай бұрын
It was censored and barely shown anywhere because of random Crazy Grandmother inappropriate pictures
@syahminorizan8064Ай бұрын
@@otarletteCould have been in the Thunderdome.
@BoondockRoberts5 ай бұрын
Chat's a damn artist
@MiniMackeroni5 ай бұрын
He's a leader. A visionary.
@Gunner985 ай бұрын
It's hard to believe he's just a kid
@shtembyduelsson5 ай бұрын
@@MiniMackeroni We'll remember him when he gets to the top.
@Skully399-z6e5 ай бұрын
And everyone will remember his name:Chat… *Dies*
@endlessoul5 ай бұрын
I'm all for Joshimuz being namedropped in DWOM missions but not alongside RIP!
@mortarn5 ай бұрын
That last mission worked fine for me. I DM'ed you a video on X. But idk if you see random DM's. Anyway, walking in the door at the right time put me on the roof of the safehouse interior, where i could walk into the marker
@Saweeljasim5 ай бұрын
me too
@Joshimuz5 ай бұрын
Huh interesting OK
@wingsofzero57325 ай бұрын
Damn, another banger video by Joshimuz
@cheseg-remastered5 ай бұрын
This is the last time i Say this CHAT Was my best Friend in DYOM we Helped Each other With missions A Lot but Around 2021-2022 He left DYOM Deleted His Entire Social Media And we dont Know Why he done That but the last Thing he Said Before Leaving Was That he Was going to See the World by Himself After that he Deleted His Discord Account And Desapeard
@endlessoul5 ай бұрын
I can tell this is a true story since it resembles CHAT's mission dialog
@cheseg-remastered5 ай бұрын
@@endlessoulAm not joking he Left DYOM for real
@MoyLoaf5 ай бұрын
F
@champagnegascogne97555 ай бұрын
F
@cheseg-remastered5 ай бұрын
@@MoyLoaf One of the Collest guys i ever meet
@BmxGuyFromNZ5 ай бұрын
Its always really interesting seeing mods for gta from foreign countries. heavily reminds me of playing those bootleg modded gta games on ps2. They were always kinda wacky an different like that. I still got afew of those discs somewhere. Theres a crazy mod scene where C_H_A_T is from. They even still make an sell the physical copies of the bootleg gta games. Love how this game will just never die.
@MrAdamSonicDX4 ай бұрын
Imagine how perfect it would be if Josh wore a US bandana and those overalls for the last episode. Also, for some reason, the ballas and grove fighting alongside eachother was surprisingly cool, even thought the rest of the premise was hilarious.
@__SunFlow__5 ай бұрын
It makes banger missions
@champagnegascogne97555 ай бұрын
1:20:49 Josh becomes James May from Top Gear for a second
@champagnegascogne97555 ай бұрын
1:21:30 train jumpscare
@Simpsonwvae5 ай бұрын
Hell muthafuckin yeah
@steventacle59705 ай бұрын
the title definitely gave me a heart attack
@realcartoongirl5 ай бұрын
55:21 prove that earth is not flay
@MoyLoaf5 ай бұрын
Earth is indeed not flay
@Saweeljasim5 ай бұрын
No. the earth is flay
@shortcat5 ай бұрын
But what is that flat substance under Earth?
@qtrainprod5 ай бұрын
@@shortcatYou mean Flay substance
@danio67045 ай бұрын
NO JOSH!!!!11 Suiii from the heart is NOT a ZOMBIE mission! You put in the wrong web adress! Also, try that mission cuz It's good. I think...
@danio67045 ай бұрын
Also, one of my missions (CHAIN GAME 2.0) Is a mission with custom sounds. That's a whole other world of DYOM making and It's awesome!
@RS-fz4ps2 ай бұрын
1:58 Getting the supercell ad with John Cena is wild
@artemkatelnytskyi5 ай бұрын
Please, continue reading the subtitles wonkily. It's half of the entertainment for me, haha.
@vongola89025 ай бұрын
this is the best episode of DYOM so far, even including last one
@shtembyduelsson5 ай бұрын
1:13:04 I love how they let you run for a second and THEN opened fire.
@RosyMiranto5 ай бұрын
I like the Theory of keep aiming the gun to stop you from entering the house while standing the marker before the container block off the door. But here's my theory on Trust Me Not. When you enter the house and get trapped in a container. Try to climb up the container while you're trapped inside of it, that or there's some kind of ledge here. If my theory is right, then that should take you out of bounds right above the ceiling of CJ's house where the Marker is. Where I believe it's deliberately placed there.
@IgnoreMyChan5 ай бұрын
The creativity is really amazing :D
@CrashFan035 ай бұрын
is it me or has the sub alert tts been updated or something? it sounds a lot clearer
@Joshimuz5 ай бұрын
It appears so, I didn't change anything on my end so stream elements must've updated it.
@dzikidzikers40825 ай бұрын
6:11 Did this plane crash at the tree off-screen? Cause he's flying strangely low and is flying downwards
@realcartoongirl5 ай бұрын
bruh
@Karnaerkki4 ай бұрын
1:09:57 Chat absolutely outsmarted you lmao
@Gigidag775 ай бұрын
I always thought Josh would die from an allergic reaction to mushrooms
@AlTiri-rd7ly5 ай бұрын
OMG I was the one that said that, I'm glad ot caught on 😂😂😂 I was a bit high
@Gigidag775 ай бұрын
@@AlTiri-rd7ly on shrooms I assume
@СашаГудков-п4х5 ай бұрын
55:23 - someone think, Earth is flat... NO! IT'S A GODDAMN BASKET BALL 😂😂😂
@NikolyaPlayer20085 ай бұрын
Now im proud of myself, knowing that CHAT approved my dwom mission It's like a blessing from god
@BmxGuyFromNZ5 ай бұрын
Sweet: aye cj come watch joshimuz speedrun vice city... sets the pc up outside in the rain while waiting for cj.
@18idlesuggest5 ай бұрын
In the first mission, no the boss of WWE (Vince McMahon) never banned (or fired) John Cena. So no, it's not IRL lore accurate angry face On another note, John Cena never fought Mark Henry in a steel cage match, double not lore accurate!
@wilbo_baggins5 ай бұрын
Another note: he never fought an old granny with a rocket launcher
@syahminorizan80645 ай бұрын
But did CM Punk show up in that match?
@sirlight-ljij5 ай бұрын
I need to be carefoul. My jop requires alot of work
@BmxGuyFromNZ5 ай бұрын
Bro that second mission hahahahaha the 90s computer and landline at your funeral hahaha wtf hahahahahaah had me dieing
@BmxGuyFromNZ5 ай бұрын
Can you also rotate on the spot/ un armed rotate on the spot when holding the view stats button like on ps2?
@BaseNAND4 ай бұрын
18:36 you would think after all this time he knows how to rotate with blocking XD
@MyNameIsBVD5 ай бұрын
Holy cow I actually about had a stroke scared me big time
@qtrainprod5 ай бұрын
Cant believe Joshimuzs Ghost did a Dwom video
@champagnegascogne97555 ай бұрын
The earth Boom
@realcartoongirl5 ай бұрын
55:21
@kukoorooza19415 ай бұрын
Imagine kicking Joshimuz out of your house because you want to watch Joshimuz videos
@dzikidzikers40825 ай бұрын
It's a thought a day after watching the video so maybe it was checked but what if the checkpoint in the last mission is actually in CJ's house roof like you know, outside of the house. Maybe the text about entering the house is a lie
@GraafBerengeur5 ай бұрын
My favourite bread is Danish rye bread
@ariaakee5 ай бұрын
Of course you're a computer Joshi, we [chat, the name for the collective audience] never see you anywhere else
@omarlopez13725 ай бұрын
Holy fuck that title made me gasp
@lucas00cardoso05 ай бұрын
24:14 this mission is really meta.
@vacaviolada5 ай бұрын
I read the title and for a moment I thought something had happened to you.
@wiredowo5 ай бұрын
1:03:12 dyom objects dont have any friction
@TerrasClip5 ай бұрын
I honestly wouldn't mind more Vice City from Josh
@llCopoll5 ай бұрын
1:53:40 IT'S CRISTIANO RONALDO AGAIN!!!!11111!!!!1 SIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@shtembyduelsson5 ай бұрын
1:30:12 greatest reaction to anything ever
@augmentedkazoo3575 ай бұрын
Plot twist, Joshimuz is a ghost in this video!!!
@SADNESS_I35 ай бұрын
i learned the block thing on samp a week ago
@RaggedyGreg5 ай бұрын
18:50 speedrunner btw
@BmxGuyFromNZ5 ай бұрын
Yoo carbon fiber guy aye!! Nice! Im a chromo guy myself. Your new frame an fork look dope. Noce job on the paint design. You getting any cool/ special parts to go on your setup josh?
@BmxGuyFromNZ5 ай бұрын
Judging by the picture you ordered a carbonda 707??? Or something really similar?? You should be able to get away with cool tires on that. It has 50mm clearance i believe.
@Joshimuz5 ай бұрын
Yup that's exactly it, I bought their wheelset too. I'm gonna get the thiccest tyres for sure
@justno80195 ай бұрын
@@Joshimuz lolme2son
@BmxGuyFromNZ5 ай бұрын
@@Joshimuz yoo sick bro!! Cant wait to see!!
@funkintonbeardo5 ай бұрын
@@JoshimuzI thought you rode on skinnies like a nerd how come you joined the WICKED side
@Joshimuz5 ай бұрын
@@funkintonbeardo What? I've always had Gravel Bikes
@joeycommet455 ай бұрын
7:28 Literally 1984. 1:22:11 Wheeeee!
@rakhazidane40225 ай бұрын
39:53 definitely needs Grove wheels™️
@vitborm5 ай бұрын
Mission: Joshimuz killing Ryder Real Joshimuz: ...
@tomwol5 ай бұрын
W
@mortarn5 ай бұрын
W
@champagnegascogne97555 ай бұрын
B
@justcallmejustin20875 ай бұрын
I feel there should be a way to list names that you don't want TTS to read. In Josh's case, Joshimuz or Josh
@Gunner985 ай бұрын
It only reads the name once in a mission, given the author has used the same symbols for every dialogue.
@justcallmejustin20875 ай бұрын
@@Gunner98 I might have misspoke, I meant like they should add a feature where you could add a list of names that TTS will not be enabled for. So Josh can read the dialogue under his name (Joshimuz or Josh)
@Gunner985 ай бұрын
@@justcallmejustin2087 oh now I get it, but it would most probably confuse Josh a lot.
@user-fq2mz4ho9f5 ай бұрын
Now Jozs is with James Kennth
@mortarn5 ай бұрын
nice jop
@0ka3545 ай бұрын
WHERES FR1K1N TTS
@Verchiel_5 ай бұрын
75% typing accuracy.
@RosyMiranto5 ай бұрын
21:42 *Mission!Joshimuz uninstalling SA* Joshimuz playing Hardlined Vice City confirmed? :D
@p0werfu115 ай бұрын
16:40 KZbin supremacy (again)
@Andre-by4su5 ай бұрын
Is Chat in the comments?
@powerslave06065 ай бұрын
1:20:49 Ucok
@zeebpc5 ай бұрын
these missions are cool just too heavy on the cutsenes. needs more engaging challenging moment to moment gameplay situations.
@MoyLoaf5 ай бұрын
1:20:50 UCOK
@realcartoongirl5 ай бұрын
CJ!
@powerslave06065 ай бұрын
@@realcartoongirlCeh Hota
@realcartoongirl5 ай бұрын
17:07
@oboroth514 ай бұрын
The bad spelling is obviously on purpose.
@thequiethylian5 ай бұрын
W W W W
@sirlight-ljij5 ай бұрын
B
@Silentkill1995 ай бұрын
First!
@xxleite5 ай бұрын
no tts again :(
@rgay_irl55425 ай бұрын
he clearly hates his fans, its not even balanced anymore, i guess he just wants to yap which is funny cuz half the time hes not reading it cuz hes lazy
@realcartoongirl5 ай бұрын
@@rgay_irl5542 Nah is just your negativity acting up again