In This Beach, Time Moves 1000x Faster & Women Become Pregnant In Hours

[@fqnzii]

"Prisca had a tumor, Charles was suffering from racism 💀" that made me laugh somehow. lol.

[@ekatmafullington4357]

Your comment makes no sense,or I just don't get what you trying to say .

[@justanothermortal1373]

@@ekatmafullington4357 what 💀

[@fgoochxken13]

@@ekatmafullington4357 huh

[@chikaowo8568]

@@ekatmafullington4357 bro tf your sense of humour is trash then

[@kimberlyjames6551]

@@ekatmafullington4357 u high?

[@Doggo_is_sus]

"Seeing a capable Policeman is the biggest twist in the movie" My man speaking facts

[@GildedWarrior331]

He spoke to my soul 😂😂😂

[@URQWEEN8]

LMAO Y IS IT SO TRUE! not even the policemen in this generation r capable

[@anayahpowell2400]

Nah fr

[@KatieHuni]

@@URQWEEN8 The only thing they are capable of is munching on junk food and fast food, giving tickets to random people, and holding up people for no reason

[@janegrace7684]

what will he do next x30 🤣🤣🤣

[@LuccaRPG]

Your giggling at 'Mid-Sized Sedan' just filled my heart with joy. Because who the heck would name themselves that?

[@DeepDarkBoys]

It's such a hilariously lame Shyamalan attempt at humor

[@shpresalika1543]

🤣🤣🤣

[@AdelaideSnider]

When he was a kid he was tiny sedan, now he’s mid-size sedan, and when he was 80 he was supposed to be big sedan but he’ll never see that day

[@AdelaideSnider]

@Max89782 It’s his stage name because he was a rapper and that’s what his fan recognized him as (when they recognized him on the beach) so he did pick that name

[@DanielsArtStudioGamesAnimation]

My plan Is to throw all this researchers on the beach.

[@kolbr]

I love how he manages to make even a comedy seem mysterious but adds some humour in at the same time and not just use an ai generated voice like some movie recap channels use.

[@KillbotSw]

You must be new here.

[@Beelzebubby91]

They removed the AI voice because KZbin will demonetize videos that use it. The bots were getting crazy.

[@JAMESJACKSONANDJADEPOWESONSIVA]

@@Squishy-Balls YON LOVE CURE CORAL

[@cinteriahubbard1247]

You are so awesome 😎

[@JAMESJACKSONANDJADEPOWESONSIVA]

@@cinteriahubbard1247 YES i AM AWESOME

[@anonymousperson4639]

“You know what they say, no Mollusks? - get the hell out of there!” Lmao I love This guy

[@KatieHuni]

Sadly this beach has voodoo powers they are unlucky 💀

[@khurramsa5133]

then you are as much fool as he is.

[@emiladzajlic1469]

I love when u recapped people actually talk with emotions and make jokes and break the fourth wall it is just so funny and entertaining from ur robot counterpart

[@altymogo3781]

Or he could have made a robot but with his voice(very unlikely)

[@Mybabyonthetrees]

I think it’s supposed to be one of those narrating voices.

[@chrism45]

It's very human-like so it's likely a guy. Other channels use bots.

[@HARIHARAN-gg4vl]

12:10 my man went insane for a sec

[@loneythebigdog4606]

I was just about to comment that so take my like

[@trinaq]

This was such a goofy movie, despite a few decent performances. Also, the film makers had no qualms about depicting a pregnant mentally six year old teenager, but couldn't show us Kara falling off the cliff, or a dead dog?!

[@Das644]

Because it was a figurative 6 years old and not a literal 6 years old. I dont understand why you would feel u easy seeing an obviously not a 6 years old pregnant(even though that in literal terms is a horrific thing) but domt have a problem with seeing corpses. The world really has done a 180

[@monikamishra3348]

E k

[@panicattack8284]

@@Das644 as opposed to Kara actually falling off the cliff and the dog they killed for the production of the movie.

[@miku5840]

@@panicattack8284 That's would be gorey and I think this movie doesn't aim to achieve that kind of visuals.

[@LizeyLopez]

@@panicattack8284 nah they didn't actually kill a dog... right!?

[@cipherneverdies1423]

it's sad to think you were 6 years old yesterday and end up in your 40's the next day. They missed out on so much of their childhood and even lost their parents too early. I would've honestly went insane at that point, i dont think i could've went on with life knowing i missed out on so much.

[@Lori.jane08]

Rest in peace so sorru ops

[@samanthawright9589]

Well it's not real, it they still had each other. They may have missed out, but they still had the rest to live

[@alekyayasa7016]

"Charles was suffering from racism" This took me out 🤣😂

[@ensignmjs7058]

Even with the scientists arrested and the lab discovered, the time accelerating beach still exists. That's still going to be a problem.

[@GildedWarrior331]

THANK YOU 😂😂😂😂 IM SAYING .who is gonna turn that off 😂

[@KatieHuni]

This movie lacked on the explanation of why is this phenomenon happening on this beach? How did it occur? When did it occur? And why this beach? these questions are unanswered throughout this whole movie

[@tultsi93]

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[@spider-man9118]

speaking of science we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested

[@ensignmjs7058]

@@spider-man9118 , we already know. The Bible has anthropological, cultural, and historical value. It's the mythology and supernatural aspects people get in a tizzy about.

[@colormetakenaback]

The name "Mid-Sized Sedan" automatically makes this a comedy.

[@Yukis.aviation]

My initial reaction when I heard that name was just “Tf?” 😂

[@colormetakenaback]

@@Yukis.aviation Shamalamadingdong is taking the piss right on our faces now 😆😆

[@Cement_Feathered_Bird]

it's just a standard 'rap' name at this point... like lil poopy and yung gravy etc

[@meganbetteridge3547]

What’s the name of the movie

[@wonderstorm116]

@@meganbetteridge3547in all of Mystery Recaps’s videos, it’s at the bottom of the screen. This one is called “Old.” They also say it at the start of the video.

[@lookatyou5809]

I love that the Director is the driver who drops them at the beach 🤣

[@aarchapradeep4372]

"Prisca had a tumor, Charles was suffering from racism." Yep, imma subscribe real quick 😂

[@TikiStanford]

This is quickly becoming my favorite movie summary channel! The pacing is good, details are just enough, and I LOVE the side comments. That’s the best part for me, feels like watching with a friend. Keep it up! New sub, and I’ll continue to check this channel first whenever I feel like watching 10 mini movies in a row 😬😬😬😬😬

[@HumanPeak]

Goofy ahh

[@MiZzBee1]

Absolutely!

[@Ahahahhaaah]

It’s a recycled video, chill.

[@moji3812]

fr

[@cosmonautryan4487]

The movie was really good. The lead up to the plot twist was executed amazingly by Shyamalan. If you guys liked this movie, he has another one coming out in a few weeks.

[@hkwdxygg6969]

You mean in 6 minutes?

[@itsleetv935]

@@hkwdxygg6969 lmao

[@itsleetv935]

What’s the name?

[@cosmonautryan4487]

@@itsleetv935 knock at the cabin

[@SorenPenrose]

I don’t like how he deviated from the source. He’s a shit director that’s so in love with himself that he ruins anything that isn’t his own IP

[@Crazy-Cocoa-2.0]

I actually really liked this movie! It's saved by its bizarre concept 🙃

[@MasonTheFurryCat]

Bro, imagine a guy in 40s but he is just a 6 yo guy. Managed to survive. That is the one brave kid

[@tumblewed538]

Everybody just dies of dehydration in the first minute x)

[@karterreid1567]

Thanks for the great videos! It's been probably the hardest last few months for me and these videos are just one of the reasons I can feel like there's more to life than hardship. It's probably too much but thank you and stay safe also❤️

[@twizeyimanainnocent6522]

Welcome to the club man and keep fighting

[@DeepDarkBoys]

I am glad to hear that we can provide you with just a touch of escapism, Karter!

[@ashleighbennett5396]

Keep fighting never give up

[@Wiiilmagiiirl]

I hope you feel better soon 🙏❤️

[@cleopatra1633]

🙄

[@judeautenebrae5837]

"Sandcastle" was a great comic, but if memory serves it never actually revealed what was causing time to move so fast. The baby survived, but everyone who hadn't already died (most of the characters) died of old age after going to sleep, leaving the baby (who had become an adult) to cry and build a sandcastle knowing that she was doomed. I think it was meant to be more of a symbolic message about the nature of life being short than an actual coherent sci-fi story. It's interesting to see that they made a movie out of it that actually answered the questions left by the comic.

[@Moa_Smug]

The movie didn't even answer why the phenomenon is even happening in that beach, when it occured, and why that specific beach. Just arresting scientists and resort owner doesn't really solve the problem. If u're not going to even bother explain shit don't bother making a story. Period. U're just wasting everyone's time.

[@Reane_Richele]

"What will he do next!?? WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT??!!! WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT!!!????" bro has gone crazy😂

[@mustachiolps1623]

I love how the videos I watched before were your basic summarization, almost robotic, but now he's putting in more humor and making it more humor. I really like that.

[@nagarajuthota7008]

Your voice, vocal intensity, sentence breaking are awesome. Cannot hear without these even if story is amazing..Keep rocking!!

[@DeepDarkBoys]

Cheers Nagaraju, I will! 🤙

[@thogging]

I love how this dude doesn’t care about professionalism, he is just normal and doing what he has to Especially how he laughed when “Mid-Sized Sedan” was introduced

[@astola_studio_official]

*Mistakes of the movie* Time moving fast but: 1. Days not turning into nights. 2. No girls getting periods. 3. No one is dying by hunger. 4. No one is having hygiene problems. 5. No one is dying from bladder overload. 6. No one is dying from no sleep. 7. Much more to talk about.

[@Pobyx-sb1du]

The baby dies from starving but no one else did 🔥

[@astola_studio_official]

@@Pobyx-sb1du EXACTLY

[@Maciej_Płóciennik]

time moves faster only on this beach, not sun or earth, how did you not get it? also if they dont drink much they dont have much in their bladder so why would they die. same for sleep, they dont lose energy that fast so sleep isnt that important. its only their bodies that get old not things around them. Cant believe i defend that movie

[@Montasir125]

Wouldn't people find out that a bunch of disappearances occurred & their last location was this resort? I assume the company has been doing this for a while. Did they explain how they sped up time? Because speeding up the time it takes for a wound or broken bone to heal would be very useful

[@ensignmjs7058]

Presumably, time passing quickly on the beach is happening naturally. The company just took advantage of it.

[@samanthawright9589]

​@@ensignmjs7058that was horrible of them

[@mrpotato6366]

Ur like the best movie channel ever, i like how you are an actual person and not a robot its really nice lmao

[@omarbaba9892]

He did used to be a robot

[@DeepDarkBoys]

I appreciate it, Mr Potato!

[@FirstName-ed5sl]

That's how low your standards are, huh? Them not being a bot lol.

[@bewilderedbasset99]

"Charles was suffering from racism." 💀💀💀

[@JakeyGaming2027]

Finally, a recap about this movie. This movie was okay, but they could’ve done better.

[@stev009]

9:12 Jarin: *dies* Mystery Recapped: Thank god, I couldn't pronounce that guy's name.

[@jasoneffiwatt9517]

I guess he's the racist one

[@OhYeah10100]

The kids ROBBED of half their lives is the most cruel part of this movie (and of course all the dead adults 😐)

[@LizeyLopez]

"Prisca had a tumor, charles was suffering from racism" LMAOOO STOP I HAVE BEEN DYING LAUGHING FOR TEN MINUTES 💀💀💀

[@sandromeneses9799]

I love how he's not taking this seriously😭💀

[@tiffanykim2773]

I'm cackling "what will he do next, what will he do next?" Hahahahahah dude you're awesome.

[@DeepDarkBoys]

Thanks Tiffany. Somebody's gotta stop this man

[@soonist123]

a legend says that the siblings still don’t know their age 😂

[@MikeDang-pm4co]

😂

[@Naomi-s2f2u]

“WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT? wHaT WiLl hE dO nExT *what will he do next 😂😂* got me dying 😂

[@chipsikarpuzi]

"Charles was suffering from racism" KSHSKDVDMGD

[@bread-io9pi]

forget the movie,what kind of name is cappa

[@suyahatesntr]

Idk sounds like a nude oldman to me.

[@shiheiwa7597]

Nah what kind of name guy

[@minniejimin2719]

What kind of human "BREAD"

[@elimania1390]

What about idlib lol

[@bread-io9pi]

@@minniejimin2719 just a username bro

[@binasrish4683]

12:08 ...someone give this man a award

[@lemuelgyamfi9729]

3:42 That whole line of sentences was just, what WHATT??😂😂

[@anonymousperson4639]

The intro is pure nostalgia at this point lmao

[@SyloJarVIII]

"No mollusc ge-get the hell outta there" - adam 2023

[@psiloci]

3:40 KILLED ME ☠

[@rai4119]

This was one of the funniest ones. I've already watched this movie, but you deserve a like

[@jep9092]

I love it when even he can't keep a straight face or straight voice when hes doing these it makes me happy

[@isaac7603]

can we just talk about how many hilarious jokes hes been make recently 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@John_china_the_memer]

Hi bro I love ur videos I watched them everyday for 2 years

[@DeepDarkBoys]

I'm so glad! You guys out there who have been with us all this time are the reason we get to keep doing it!

[@XxCuteAnimeGirlxX7299]

@@DeepDarkBoys bot

[@Zen_EditsYt_]

"*and woman get pregnant in hours*" is killing me ☠️💀

[@ItIsRan]

You are slowly losing your sanity making these videos and i love it

[@DeepDarkBoys]

It's that obvious, eh 😅

[@1TightMinute]

Time moves 17664x faster on the island. If a half hour equals 1 year and there are 48 half hours in one day and 365 days in one year. Then it would be a ratio of 1 to 2x24x365, 17664

[@Fish-please]

I really enjoy your looser style/new format...I laffed many times at your comments. I like the adjustment...Keep up the good work!

[@criminal2421]

i thought you said loser style lol

[@beany69]

Man really sounds like a text to speak botxuntil the "Mid sized sedan" makes him crack up lmao 💀

[@lensariolist6996]

im totally crack when the narrator goes crazy seeing Night him self. By far the best narrate !

[@DeepDarkBoys]

🙂

[@SlugMocha]

8:49 "Charles was suffering from racism" got me rolling

[@tahwing]

fun fact: if half an hour is a year on the beach then time is moving 17530x faster..

[@XxCuteAnimeGirlxX7299]

Thanks I was looking for this comment😊

[@limuelbaltao296]

17,520x to be exact bro

[@jasoneffiwatt9517]

"Charles was suffering from racism" 😂😂😂 I just can't 😂😂😂

[@miawallace2306]

For all the plot holes and cheesiness in this movie, I actually had a fun time watching it. Well played guys!

[@ObeyaSylvester]

He said bro was suffering from racism 😂

[@GlodelaniaChannel]

Charles suffering from Racism 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That hit me hard. Wait, how did one of the children gets pregnant when she was with her brother munching on food. Don't tell me this is another case of Alabama. Well, that's obvious, they were wearing bathing suit so the brother realised he has a hot sister and go for it like bull seeing a matador with a red cape.

[@mellloon]

it was trent and kara, trents sister is maddox not kara

[@TheShaKuh]

So the baby starves to death instantly, but the adults and children can survive a couple years without food and water? Damn this movies logic is on a next level

[@elizabethgaspodnetich4322]

You have a real talent for this, please don't stop! It is actually fun to listen to your videos! That movie was twisted, and it took me a while to figure it out when I watched it. To think I could have just watched this instead!!

[@rai4119]

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. hold up. Are you saying they immediately went back to swimming and laying on the beach, general vacationing, after discovering a *whole ass body* and accusing a man on the exact same beach as being the murderer???

[@Faiqal_x1103]

They chill like that

[@Reverb_97]

"Mid sized sedan" 😂😂😂 im done

[@kumasan1969]

if time goes faster, .. everything goes faster, they would spend a whole day playing there and go home only to realise only few seconds has passed since they went in.

[@Just_keo09]

“And died” “Thank god I couldn’t pronounce his name” I’m crying

[@Khai..25]

The fact that I've watched this already but I still watched cuz I wanna hear his reaction and explanation is just... Oh god

[@DeepDarkBoys]

That's awesome 😅

[@bmh7473]

Where we can watch

[@bmh7473]

What is the name of the film

[@Khai..25]

@@bmh7473 I actually dk cuz only my sister knows a website where she can watch many movies or smthing idk sorry can't help u with that one

[@FirstName-ed5sl]

@@bmh7473 Jaws: Infinity War, Available on Peacock

[@Sams.shortss]

“Charles was suffering from racism”💀💀💀💀

[@Yezpahr]

0:09 "stay care"... it is a real-life canon fact now. The script writers have auto-correction enabled. It is a bleak and sorrowful existence now that we know this.

[@MysteryD]

I'm glad I found this. Cause I tried to watch the movie but was extremely bored within 25 mins and had to stop.

[@aaronmicalowe]

The most unbelievable thing in this movie is how well the notebook survives.

[@l.lawliet46]

Name of the movie?

[@meowzillahh]

Ngl this guys hilarious and his laugh/chuckle is so cute 😭

[@aceeonyt57]

"WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?!" Got me😭😭

[@venusbby]

I was about to comment how "exotic" beaches can be weird and how there's a movie I didn't wanna finish watching that had this really good weird hidden beach and then I realized it's a recap of that movie I never wanna watch 😂😂

[@Quantumwolf45]

"Seeing a capable Policeman is the biggest twist in the movie". Brilliant XD

[@sophiaisabelle027]

We appreciate your effort and hard work. God bless you all.

[@KingvGio]

He made this video a year ago..

[@ayafumogaming4151]

Npc

[@ayafumogaming4151]

@W8h fax

[@youdontknowme9184]

🤖

[@LShockwave]

Npc comment

[@ellenbergqvist6710]

Didnt you already recap this movie?

[@andrewwoan]

yea

[@inspecta6956]

"WHAT WILL BE DO NEXT" you really gotta appreciate a movie recaper will some humor 😂

[@AudiolivrosNarrados]

"Was suffering from racism" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ITGIRL246]

I died when he said and Charles was suffering from racism😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@mrsxber1916]

Dude😂😂😂

[@hellokittyfifi]

imagine being 6 years old and 2 hours later you’re giving birth from an adult body

[@HardHeadtfreviews2008]

When I saw this ones ad I thought it was just a messed up ad

[@Number6_]

Thank you for the speed of this simplistic film. Certainly not worth an 2 hours of anyone's time.

[@Sysmic_25]

I love his videos so much he kinda takes it serious but always has some jokes in it like the racism joke lol

[@Titanicguy15]

Bro look at my new car it's a mid sized sedan😂😂😂😂

[@That_Guy_Se7en]

Unrelated question, if a poison expires, does it become more or less lethal?

[@vagisha9306]

Less

[@aidan2727]

Less

[@brimbrim5389]

If a poison is able to expire, it gets less lethal because the chemicals don't react as fast or as much.

[@cornzzn]

damn

[@add852]

Why does this matter to you huh?

[@ImpendingJoker]

As soon as you said "Shamalaman" I knew all I needed to know about this movie.

[@PoorRick]

“No mollusks?! Get…get the hell out of there” -They

[@imen7610]

Love the narration!

[@greenwinter7364]

Hi mystery recapped 😊😍... love the narrator 😘 i am here everyday to listen your voice.

[@shpresalika1543]

Same 🤩

[@pipermorris-co5hk]

What is this movie on???

[@-funtime_loser-2672]

I watched this months ago and really enjoyed it!

[@jadenfrancis1776]

What’s the name of the app

[@cornzzn]

"MID SIZED SEDAN" 😭

[@tluangasailo3663]

I'm so glad that you are now using your original soundtrack 😁

[@AidenOcelot]

I watched this movie with an ex-friend. It's so bad, but if you treat it like a comedy it's amazing

[@bhargavi_nanekar_198]

What's the name of the movie bruh

[@MbkAnimeEdits]

First thanks for posting exciting and entertaining videos