Inappropriate Japanese Scavenger Hunt

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[@apt_get]

Charlie is a VOCALOID robot that attempts to ease loneliness through singing by Yamaha. He has no idea where the station is. I can’t stop laughing.

[@trejkaz]

Charlie sounds a lot like Miku for some reason

[@apt_get]

@@trejkaz Mostly just coincidence I think. Charlie uses VOCALOID 5 but through an API extension that kind of brings it back to a classic choppiness

[@trejkaz]

@@apt_get Yeah on closer listening over on the official site it really sounds more like a VY1. So it uses an API? And not the chip? Since it was Yamaha I would have assumed they'd use the chip, same as the keyboard and others.

[@0v_x0]

I wonder how many pedestrians just thought William was a tourist with emotional insecurity, constantly greeting it over and over. "That American really loves that robot."

[@RFDeadKey]

@@0v_x0 imagine how many people made that their typical American stereotype because of that one encounter

[@bananawieldingorenji]

Nigel: He's gonna try to cheat Will: KONNICHIWA CHA-RI

[@petersbananabread1631]

that phrase will be ingrained into my mind

[@austingilbert7356]

I'm still trying to figure out the purpose of the robot, perhaps it was never intended to help, but rather piss off Will (which it successfully did😂)

[@theautonomous]

could you translate that to English?

[@bananawieldingorenji]

@@theautonomous "Hello, Charlie"

[@theautonomous]

@@bananawieldingorenji now translate that into binary

[@socksfersold]

Man I’m so glad Nigel became a permanent host

[@volt734]

Hasn't he been there since the start, or am I getting whooshed

[@Kingcloudii]

@@volt734 hes well known for quitting shit

[@yeetyeet7070]

they could have more chubby emu as well

[@yeetyeet7070]

same tho

[@JaniFerraz]

@@Kingcloudii Since when?

[@twentylush]

the inclusion of the robot that only understands a very controversial accent is golden

[@Cosmonaut_Devin]

It’s not controversial. That’s literally how you say Charlie in Japanese. Charii or チャリー

[@twentylush]

@@Cosmonaut_Devin Theres a clear distinction between replication of japanese enunciation and the specific inflection that charlie demands of Will

[@kikiRa.]

@@twentylush clear? really?

[@Charizard24682]

@@Cosmonaut_Devin yeah but it's a literal guide bot, japanese ppl would not really need that, so its just funny that even for english ppl that google translate it, they still have to do a sort of controversial accent for it to work

[@Evelyn80264]

it isnt a guide, it emotional support, it only plays music.

[@cobralyoner]

who ever had the idea of giving them a emotional support robot and telling them it’s a guide robot: you’re a absolute legend 😂😂😂

[@Lemonsoup]

William’s team bought something as far from booba as possible, and actually managed to bring it to a negative elevation. I’m honestly just impressed. Edit: and they still won lol

[@Xenibalt]

didn't deserve the win either 😶‍🌫

[@HankRichard]

I love how that hapoejer

[@jakemakes]

They should've been disqualified for not getting booba lol

[@eideticex]

It's a gamer move, the underflow glitch.

[@tobin1677]

Gonna go ahead and point out neither team was at the meeting place on time, they were in the subway when time expired, holding a gundam figure on the ceiling. They got back sooner, but does that matter?

[@Accyber]

The funniest part is Charlie isn’t even a guide, it’s an emotional support robot

[@jigarjeetsingh2715]

I laughed soo fucking hard on this video just William trying to talk to the robot . A Great video

[@greeenbulleet]

time traveler confirmed

[@CRneu]

@@greeenbulleet we got this video on patreon a month ago.

[@user-zh4vo1kw1z]

I feel like he got a glimpse into Chelsea's every day existence...

[@DukeBG]

The funny thing is - that was not a personal assistant robot, it was an emotional support robot, so all it was doing is singing songs back at William

[@wp12mv]

reminds me of Our Man in Japan, James May talking to his robot guide

[@kevinstobbs9134]

I love how activating the robot forces them to use increasingly extreme (and increasingly uncomfortable) Japanese accents.

[@chrisrichardson4693]

It's just an accent it's not racist unless you are racist

[@harrietjameson]

maybe the voice recognition software was trained on someone who doesn't speak English that well

[@Starttt]

I laughed way too hard at William and Allen trying to figure out what the mini vibrator was and then "Is that a toothbrush?" got me crying

[@evelynsahoe8896]

lmaooo as someone living in America I'd NEVER expect a mini vibrator out of what looks like a kids arcade game

[@angelnetworks]

@@evelynsahoe8896 if it helps they were specifically in a building dedicated to all types of spicy content, definitely no kids toys in there, the other gachas probably had thongs and such (also, gachas arent rlly kid specific in japan AT ALL. theyre generally rlly into any type of spending machine and im sure william knows that) but that type of vibrator isnt as common knowledge outside of japan (unless youre into toys) (im still a little confused how two grown men have never seen a wand in porn tho)

[@gremlinman9724]

im pretty sure they were joking.

[@TRKJSR]

@@angelnetworks “I’m still a little confused how two grown men have never seen a wand in porn”….. this is the dumbest comment I have ever seen. L

[@kooll2401]

and then they straped it to the bot lol

[@michaelkitto758]

William accidentally telling that helpful Japanese lady to speak English was fucking hilarious

[@OfficiallySnek]

William : "Where is the tallest building I can throw you off of and what's the terminal velocity of your little robot a..."

[@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred]

That was my second favorite moment

[@dominikscherer566]

i died because of this xD

[@l8dawn]

14:49 "We'll blame it on the train schedule" in the country with the most punctual train system lol

[@lettuce1626]

Ok so Nile team got "disqualified" for not making it to the park on time but William's team not only didnmt get a booba but also managed to make it to negative altittude

[@asdaneedsfunds]

I'm assuming this video came up in this week's podcast and William was so proud of it he wanted to make it public like the dog food video

[@republicofsingapore177]

he said something about it a couple of podcast back, he is proud about it lol

[@petertaylor4980]

They mentioned it again in this week's.

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Kevin: they're scheming right now! William: *completely lost and trying to talk to a Japanese robot*

[@robs3405]

The cut to Kevin and Nigel blowing up the doll in a stairwell killed me.

[@Olego]

If Allen actually did the math and said the 1/10 of 20,000 feet, which is 2,000 feet.... they would have won 💀

[@nonhumanperson9362]

I never would have guessed Nigel was so much taller than everyone else lol. Really uncanny

[@alcoda2839]

He is standing on a taller ledge I thought he was taller too

[@nonhumanperson9362]

@@alcoda2839 oh ok I was kinda shook I always felt like William was the tallest

[@turtlekyo]

@@alcoda2839 lol yeah he's actually the shortest

[@westie430]

Lol why is it uncanny😂 Just a weird angle that's all😉

[@JunkyardBashSteve]

How tall is he anyway?

[@nathankeel6667]

They were reading those scripts like they had a gun to their head it was hilarious

[@z0bi_]

"Japanese jail is probably really nice, but i don't wanna find out" (13:35) took me out xD

[@HamiltonDilbeck]

The only bad part about this video is that its been 13 days and only 366 people have had the pleasure of seeing it.

[@ThatOneOddGuy]

How is your comment 3w old

[@batt3ryac1d]

@@ThatOneOddGuy they would have had it unlisted for patrons for a few weeks.

[@asdaneedsfunds]

He's a patron. This video was only just made public, but will have been unlisted for some time

[@ThatOneOddGuy]

@@batt3ryac1d ah I see Quality content

[@zappyapp]

because there's most likely only 366 patrons

[@noahvian]

I'm not sure if I should encourage this, but this is the best content I've seen on this channel. Also I love how Nigel looked like a giant in the beginning.

[@artemisDev]

Exactly how I feel as well

[@Charizard24682]

why wouldnt you encourage it?? it's really nice having safety third be like a little content group rather than just pure podcast and individual channels like yeah sure, they usually all appear in each others individual channel vids, but its just nice to have these kinds of videos where it's just a couple of boys doing goofy shit when its on their individual channels they usually need to follow some kind of formula that makes sense for their channels, with this, they can kinda just do whatever the fuck and still have it be great bc theyre all funny people

[@DunsparceDingo]

This feels like a classic episode of Top Gear in the best way possible god this was so good

[@BraxtonMeyer]

Nigel getting lost near akihabara initially was the best part. I completely relate to that. I've done stuff like it.

[@japeczon]

I vote Nigel and Kevin win. They actually tried.

[@notmyname327]

They definitely won. The other team had no b00b13s and no elevation.

[@PotatoMonano]

And they also received a robot that only spoke Japanese to get any clue of where they were..so not sure it was a very fair competition lol

[@jimmy_l_]

William trying to speak Japanese is the funniest thing😂

[@calesun9]

Omg the "Please speak English" part just made me realize how long ago they filmed this

[@FoxphorousRon]

Security camera just shows three random guys on the roof with a blowup doll and a camera...

[@simpulus]

William tying a vibe to his backpack having 0 clue what it was killed me... lmfao

[@radkavasendova5747]

Just Will bullying Charlie for 20 minutes. That's it. That's the video.

[@EnzoMarshall]

Will with the stupid little robot is the best thing ever

[@sidslyder]

listening to what this video was in the podcast then finally seeing it. Its better than I could have ever imagined.

[@teemupuumalainen3051]

2 adult men, one having some jellyfish on head and other carrying Charlie in pouch getting excited, yelling "adult dvd and comics!" and running towards it probably turned few heads who understood

[@Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred]

When William was holding the Gundam up to the ceiling of the subway🤣 I needed that laugh🤣

[@metaleggman18]

I'm so glad you guys have been putting some of the patreon extras on the channel. Totally worth it to support most people on patreon, but nice for is plebs to get the best bits eventually

[@GeoPenguin]

Nigel's guess of 250m was actually pretty close. Tallest building in Tokyo is 325m tall. The skytree is a freestanding structure, not a building.

[@EddieBurke]

🤓🤓🤓

[@sp4c3jam]

easily my favorite safety third video and im so glad it’s public now lol

[@catsarefancy9053]

Alan wearing a Michael superbacker shirt warmed my heart.

[@khadgaa5443]

Actually impressed by Alan, he said, they were flying at least 20,000ft in air and the skytree looked 1/10th of it. so at most 2000 ft, which is the correct answer, but he said 5000 ft in the end.😅

[@vitopos8153]

14:06 The katana nose really got me lol 😂

[@TheThirdReaper]

Ikr 😂 tbh it was adorable too 🥺

[@thelegend8570]

"In order to know where we are we need to find out where we aren't" My brain, without hesitation: *"THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS BECAUSE IT KNOWS WHERE IT ISN'T"*

[@andrewevenson2657]

A video on a podcast channel? What a blessing today is.

[@LanK111er]

when he said the thing about saying charlie racistly i spat out the soda i was drinking from how hard i was laughing

[@mjewan9920]

1: 29 How high were you when we were flying Expected reply : we're allowed to smoke on the plane?

[@rhyoiite_1392]

Dude, I had to take a double take there on the intro. Watching it, I was like 'No SHOT that is how tall NileRed is '

[@rhyoiite_1392]

And then I saw that he was standing on the curb

[@JayyLott]

Half of this video was just William yelling at a Japanese children’s toy

[@Xenibalt]

Kevin and Nigel won in my mind because they compeleted the challenge height and booba variables were higher than Alan and William didnt get booba and didnt get high .... thats a disqualifacation before then the 'being late' disqualifier

[@husseinhasan8296]

I love how these guys spend time together like this. Collaborations are always so heartwarming and fun. Thank you guys so much for making these videos and this channel, and keep up your amazing work!

[@trevorfeemster9081]

Bro there was like 3 minutes where I couldn't see the curb and I legitimately thought Nigel was like 6'8"

[@Miguelevision]

This was a trainwreck. PLEASE make more of this XD

[@jameshughes3014]

I wish i could unhear the phrase 'fill it with our own juice'

[@albisserhotmail]

will be looking like he pissed his pants at 10:03 lmao

[@Cametek.CamelliaOfficial]

Seeing Nigel William Alan and Kevin touring in my country is definitely strange in a good way

[@HankRichard]

I find it hilarious that at 14:15 they are selling minions stuff at the same place as vibrator vending machines (btw where can I find that vending machine)

[@JordiVanderwaal]

William was hilarious in this one. And at the end he was like "we lost, but you lost more!". xD

[@johnjbulls54]

TONIGHT ON SAFETY THIRD a Florida man and a chemist walk into a adult shop, the failed mythbuster Alan pan and willaim Osman talk to a robot baby and the camera people walk around awkwardly.

[@pumdrum.]

Im sorry but 9:10 when they shrink Allen’s eyes I laughed so hard 💀

[@LanK111er]

"tell me everything you know about 9-11" god this is so funny

[@jima1135]

This was amazing! I was dying with laughter the *entire* time. I'd love to see you guys do more real life, in person challenges like this.

[@jblen]

From the very start, I thought literally just getting any booba and going any height at all would probably win because both teams would get lost/run out of time, and I was surprisingly correct

[@TheThirdReaper]

based batter pfp

[@kevinstobbs9134]

Safety Third about to show OfflineTV how it's done!

[@Hezmarglive]

Kevin: their scheming so hard right now. William: Konichiwa Chari All according to keikaku

[@Toast_Mcgee]

Legend says he is still saying konnichiwa charlie

[@RepeatedFailure]

This episode makes me feel better about the results of editing my own chase/challenge scene.

[@Sakkichann]

the Michael SuperBacker t-shirt got me some memories. Anyway I really enjoyed this one I would like to se more of that kind of stuff here. (Btw Allen you have good bases in Japanese. Will you just tried to kill me. Good one lmao)

[@CubularCreeper]

"They're scheming so hard right now!" *Cuts back to them yelling at an infant robot*

[@gateauxq4604]

Giving William Charlie was an absolute handicap. Imagine what they could have done if William didn’t have a shiny toy.

[@guruguruguru92]

You should have a segment where you get together once in a while and do a challenge. Your personalities individually and chemistry is really funny !

[@redfreckle2044]

"the most detrimental thing to happen in japanese history???"

[@theothertonydutch]

*to japanese history

[@DJstarrfish]

That can go two _very_ different ways depending on _who_ the detriment happens to in Japanese history.

[@koreboredom4302]

9:10 Yo how the hell did Allen do that??? Dude just swapped eyes for a split-second like he was in the character creation screen.

[@JackB345]

so happy someone else saw this i thought i was going insane

[@critchie1386]

This was one of the best videos I've seen in quite a while on yt.Amazing work guys.

[@Vashtehstampde]

Me 2 seconds into the video - "WHY is Nigel that tall??"

[@matthewsharp1178]

This is extremely fun to watch

[@Geometricals]

the synergy of this group is perfect

[@idristhebean5199]

14:30 the magic wand really cought me off guard 😭😭

[@nonfunctionalslackfill]

This is legit the best video I've seen in years

[@SpaaacceCore]

9:09 Almost missed that edit! Tiny Allen eyes 😂

[@robooz]

I love Carlie ended up with face tats and katana nose by the end

[@Miguelevision]

Allen Pan's first video was the Rasengan, and now he's pulling a Naruto. He's come a long way

[@comdnoive]

Knowing about this for over a month from the podcast and I can finally see it 🎉

[@JuniorJunison]

"Whats the tallest building I can throw you off of and what's the terminal velocity of your little robot ass"

[@seasnek7024]

Game: Take a shot everytime Will says "Konichiwa Charlie"

[@jackwong5816]

This is the first I've heard of safety third, but i love it!

[@onihae9063]

more of these please!

[@MyNameIsNyx]

really good video. much enjoyment

[@IhminenOfficial]

I love how the first question about the challenge was "do we use relative or absolute volume" lol

[@toomanyfrogs5367]

8:30 im actually crying

[@theonlycatonice]

10:20 that's some incredible masking

[@Dyltone]

I genuinely love all of you!

[@johnathonwaymire9483]

Fantastic video

[@pallasproserpina4118]

and legend has it william osman still can't pronounce "Akihabara" to this day

[@kooll2401]

omg 14:35 "is it a toothbrush" lmao

[@mynamechef1157]

love this type of video

[@TheGreatp3nguin]

This is the content I want from safety third

[@stormobsession]

Words cannot describe how much I love this video

[@sidecharacter3449]

it really a shame they're not buy the $500 booba set

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

great episode, safety third. fun times in japan.

[@yeetyeet7070]

A perfect video. Please visit more places and do stuff like this, what about Europe?

[@eatmarth]

Such chaotic energy