Incel Responded to my video

[@juliabarnes8638]

no because the “my name is sam collins cuz i’m calling your bitch, it went straight to voicemail cuz she doesn’t exist” line was GENIUS

[@wormonstring5381]

that had me fucking ROLLING

[@maybesara]

the entire freestyle was so good for absolutely no reason

[@gj5748]

Shit was actually FIRE

[@ConejitoPequenito]

My fav line was "I'm good at transitions" with that smile

[@arenomusic]

We gotta produce some beats for this man, those bars hit

[@Itri_Vega]

He's the reason why anime conventions put up signs asking people to shower and to leave female cosplayers alone.

[@biashacker3218]

excuse me, WHAT?

[@fairygodmother139]

@@biashacker3218yes those signs exist 😭😭😭

[@Dither87]

@biashacker3218 Yeah. The cons I volunteer for even wrote it in their guidebook that recommend people bathe. I wish I was kidding.

[@Itri_Vega]

Ask any female cosplayer. If they are comfortable sharing you will be shocked by the audacity of some people. @@biashacker3218

[@KingHayabusa384]

Wait... what?

[@camdenlane5627]

i feel like this incel is just like projecting his insecurities. "YOu have a deeper voice than me and your style is like cooler than mine D:" is basically the vibe I got from the opening line.

[@druelia9485]

Yep, exactly!!

[@emekao500]

Yeah how did he make his voice deeper as a diss?😂😂

[@BlueThunderO7]

More like his incelcurities

[@camdenlane5627]

@@BlueThunderO7 what a banger

[@courtneyisaseagull]

That's pretty much all incels know how to do lol

[@shlong142]

As a basic white, millennial, middle class, blue collar construction worker. Who is in a great long term relationship. I would like to formally apologize to all single women/men/nb’s everywhere. For the fact that this person exists.

[@therednewqueer]

as someone who works w construction workers on the daily, a construction worker that knows what a nb person is, much less acknowledges they exist is WILD. Are you a unicorn, sir?

[@AmiCestLaVie]

​​​@@therednewqueerI'm shocked too! Enby here who works in construction and not a single day do I get gendered properly lol. Thanks @shlong142 for your acknowledgement and you don't have to apologize on behalf of others lol

[@ImperialKnight86]

How do these types of people even exist? What were their parents like? How do they end up this way? You seem sane, so you probably wouldn't know the answer 😂

[@AdawaShiwani]

As a human, i also apologise for the fact we share a planet with this guy

[@gormorus196]

@@therednewqueerlmao was gonna say the same. I’m construction also and tons of dudes are not accepting of that at all lmao

[@lightningdoughnut4880]

What on earth is a "white-washed white boy"? It's like " strawberry flavored strawberry " 😭

[@thatfrogboi4477]

“Sweat smelling sweat” “Chocolate bar chocolate”

[@channelname1019]

vanilla flavoured vanilla

[@soup-mema2279]

Lemonade flavored lemon

[@ashbitgaming1390]

Bacon flavoured bacon

[@Acorn905]

A warm flame of a fire

[@selkiefluff]

There is no worse mistake a man can make than to assume women at any point in history haven't been attracted to "emo ass white boys". Forget talking to women, I don't think this dude ever lived on the same planet as us.

[@scribblesbysilly]

Exactly, emo boys are arguably the most attractive kind in my opinion, and most that i've met were extremely kind and interesting people On another note this man keeps calling sam pasty as if he isnt lighter than him 💀 i dont see why anyone's complexion matters anyway though

[@UncleSamsoniteLover69]

Fr 💀 anyone who’s been in any type of fandom on the internet knows this. Which is what surprises me the most about the incel, you’d think he wouldn’t make that mistake since he’s clearly online all the time 💀

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Ladies love the doods who look closest to a woman. They tend to not like us hairier bigger sweattier balder boyz as much lolz

[@gowongoaway]

fr A LOT of women like emo guys

[@courtneyisaseagull]

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 fr, but I will say I love ma a cute bald boy.

[@jbone877]

Dude calls you a Hot Topic employee as an insult while unironically wearing anime shirts he probably bought @ Hot Topic or Spencer's. Hot Topic won't hire him, so he's compensating for the rejection by positing the position to be undesirable, and then projecting that onto you lmfao

[@genera1013]

Not to mention, in my experience at least, hot topic employees are some of the nicest people in retail.

[@jbone877]

@@genera1013 fr! Super friendly and helpful

[@harasnicole]

I'm pretty sure he buys his tees from Walmart because we have that exact Naruto one in the men's section. 💀

[@Xero.mp3]

@@genera1013I work at hot topic and we usually laugh at people like this guy after they walk away and then give him a title to get away with talking about him while he’s in store. We don’t do this to everyone, just people like him. Edit: I’m talking about the incel

[@FrizzKid05]

Correction: He's wearing anime shirts his mom bought him from Hot Topic. 😂😂

[@user-uw8pd2dy4b]

"Women have such unrealistic expectations." My brother in Christ back when I thought I was straight my expectations were to be treated like a normal human being.

[@Latte-girly90]

So true, I always say if men treated women like humans (and also didn’t cheat), the divorce rate would be %0 😂 women don’t expect that much

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

@@Latte-girly90 Cute, but 70% of divorce are initiated by women, usually because THEY cheated. Also women are more likely to cheat than men are. Statistics.

[@embernyxdespot4378]

REAL

[@_V.Va_]

So does this mean you want to be treated as trash with the way you are now?

[@Vincent_Val3nt1n3]

I thought a nice guy who works out and isn't a cheater being my expectation was realistic. Wow.

[@esf34147]

you know what? my favorite part is he doesn't know/realise you're trans so he gendered you correctly the whole video bc otherwise he would have had a whooole lot of different insults to throw at you

[@carolinetuohy10]

Exactly. It’s hilarious because this is the same group who says they don’t want men in women’s bathrooms and act like they can identify a trans person at 100 meters. They always tell on themselves. Looks like incel believes that trans men are men, and that using people’s correct pronouns is incredibly easy to do.

[@RAC00NFANGIRL]

I’m guessing he’s also Transphobic as well why am I not shocked..

[@goldfishimpact736]

Yeah that’s what I was thinking, this dumbass didn’t even watch any other Sam Collins videos and only roasted him based on one video. Also I support Sam, he is a man, and this comment is not meant to throw any hate towards him.

[@kgreen3534]

Oh shiiid I didn’t know Sam was trans, I just watched the first video yesterday. It doesn’t matter tho, as I said in the first video I love sams voice🖤🖤

[@helenarain4574]

and very smart of you to put it in the comment section so the guy knows now...

[@filippa2070]

why is he trying to talk hood. i’m literally SO embarrassed for him

[@kayenjee]

Same

[@annikan42]

Seriously!

[@tatlancia7222]

That’s exactly what I was thinking 😭 he’s the one who “sounds goofy as hell”

[@Jxvger]

Definitely getting some one kid in middle school who looks like a love child of eminem and a gas station crackhead vibes

[@xoxowena]

"yo ass is straight up outta the suburbs" "lookin like a hot topic employee with yo emo, golf goofy lookin ass" 😭 Is he high

[@graysonobrien1819]

Yeah sam is an Emo boy, but he’s a respectful Emo boy, so that’s an automatic lose for the disrespectful incel

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Dude forgets the style cleaned up in the 2000’s. I wasn’t in to the music but girls would always try to make me dress emo cuz it got to them and dudes were big mad because i was softer than them but still pullin harder by accident

[@thottusthottusxoxo]

Emos are hot anyways

[@Aaditri44]

​@@banquetoftheleviathan1404damn u slayed

[@TomByron-h7s]

I think most incels are harmless. I don't know where all the hate is coming from I'm confused

[@Ifuseemenoudidnt]

If Sam was an emo boy than he'd be the first hot emo I've seen irl..... Idk what I'm even saying

[@Hollyberrystreats]

Since Hot Topic employees were indirectly mocked here, I wanted to say I have never had anything other than wonderful customer service at a Hot Topic. Their employees are always the sweetest, most helpful people.

[@WhyIsTheClosetDoorOpening]

Sam’s monotone voice and sarcasm is kinda his thing tho. Can’t take that away, it’s what we’re all here for.

[@alyssapinon9670]

His humor and delivery reminds me of a trans masc Aubrey Plaza (who I am also a huge fan of).

[@angles18]

Exactly!

[@TomByron-h7s]

He's a very well spoken young man. Articulate

[@SeverelyGlitchy]

I think the term is sardonic. Which I am a fan of.

[@azaria7528]

​@@alyssapinon9670YES

[@frankparent463]

Funny how he keeps calling Sam "white boy" as if he's not white himself.

[@jasperjazzie]

he's biracial and he's trying so hard to act "hood" and as someone who is also biracial it squicks me out

[@IWCSlayer]

He's half black that's y he talks in his fake ghetto voice when he's triggered and he drops the N bomb when he's really triggered and it's so cringe

[@IWCSlayer]

Ty for the views ? His last 20 vids haven't broke 150 views

[@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3]

@@jasperjazzie it always weirded me out the way half white biracial people don't count as white culturally. it's like, this white supremacist mindset that their whiteness is contaminated so they can't claim it. it also leads to like all black representation being biracial people, since they're not gonna be viewed as white but they have socially acceptable white features so it's OK to put them on TV. it's just weird.

[@Taeodoestech]

@@jasperjazziebiracial here! Despite his biracial heritage, if he went to Slauson, Florence, Manchester, anywhere in the hood really, he’s white. In the eyes of the law and courts, he’s white. The only place he would be biracial where it mattered, would be a scantron test. The way he says bmore is so cringe

[@frumpbiscuit]

His version of you was to make you cooler than himself.... in his mind, you have a deeper voice than him, a cool job, nice hair, and almost a million subs. All bragging points.

[@berriexcream]

Basically Sam is just better than him and can get actual p*ssy. Bro can’t and he’s mad

[@MidnightEkaki]

'look at you being cool and shit... >:( be less cool like me!'

[@rogue_carlisle6167]

yes

[@kittysoftpaws3677]

Since this dude hates females I find it funny that a Trans man who is biologically female upstages him in literally every way

[@emilychristinaf6783]

that dude makes me physically sick why is he fake laughing at his own jokes💀 the way most women wouldn’t get with him if he was the only man left on earth is insane. comparing himself to you is insane because what how could he even possibly think he can insult your looks when bro looks like THAT

[@filippa2070]

he is pushing me to come out as bisexual to my homophobic family, i CANNOT deal with these men😭😭

[@grmpEqweer]

...You know they're gonna flip out at first, right?

[@Goldfish728]

dont do ot

[@Sqwidiot]

come out to them when they're on their death bed edit: ya'll ima quit responding to anything in this comment thread cause im currently focusing my energy into eating a raw lemon. peace

[@tinyflame17]

Lmfao Just make sure it’s safe to come out, gotta be careful

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Mom had to one up me and pull an “Oh yeah? Me too”

[@thosefroggyfolks2004]

If this man thinks you’re emo, he would have a heart attack if he even glanced at a middle schooler’s deviant art OC from 2010

[@thememetruck6740]

Good God😨 The memories…😔

[@thepungod4811]

Why’d you remind me

[@newsystem420]

Facts🤣💀

[@Acorn905]

True

[@Lasuno]

He would literally cease to exist if he saw that💀

[@rozminhall]

The way he describes you is like he has a crush on you or something 😂

[@Jxvger]

He does. Cant blame him

[@Bread16091]

Oh he definitely does

[@Shyknit]

He was very persistent about not being gay in the last vid lol like bringing it up when no one asked...

[@SxdHxrmony]

especially that one line “looking like a freaking hot top” 👀

[@UncleSamsoniteLover69]

He says he’s not a fruitcake but we all know the truth. Bro’s fruitier than a goddamn apple orchard and deeply in the closet.

[@definitelynotcole4842]

The fact that he continuously rapped in monotone while holding the almond milk…artistic genius, honestly

[@emilycrow8278]

the way he whisper screamed biatch so he doesn't wake up his grandma hurt me on an existential level

[@Bubaiel]

I thought his grandma died

[@rafaellapereira5015]

the “my name is sam collins cuz i’m calling your bitch, it went straight to voicemail cuz she doesn’t exist” line HAD ME IN TEARS

[@ghost8214]

BARS

[@rafaellapereira5015]

@@ghost8214 YES

[@goldfishimpact736]

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t say anything transphobic 💀💀

[@electronics-girl]

Only because he's too clueless to realize Sam is trans.

[@goldfishimpact736]

@@electronics-girl yeah and he’s so lazy he didn’t even watch any of Sam’s other videos 💀💀

[@nerf_or_nothin9551]

I'm betting he didn't do any research on Sam before this lol. Bro doesn't even realize

[@goldfishimpact736]

@@nerf_or_nothin9551 yeah definitely

[@xdkankaxd5427]

I also didnt know hr was trans and i watched like 4 of his videos 😮

[@kaylarae4403]

Calling you a goth/emo boy isn’t even an insult😂 he looks like a fedora “m,lady” type dude that always will ask “where’s my hug?”

[@benguyton7933]

He DEFINITELY asks for hugs lmaoooo

[@Loctorak]

Sends a message like "mlady wouldst thou honour me with a date" then in 3min of no reply sends an aggressive follow-up like "ignore me harder".

[@kaylarae4403]

@@Loctorak definitely be the type to say that and when you ignore him he says “you’re ugly anyways”

[@jessalynne484]

​@@kaylarae4403 and then decides to asterisks role play in the DMs. All one-sided.

[@najahkhalil1854]

why does he keep saying “white washed” like your not white??😭😭

[@mermaidmoongoddess]

i was also confused about that. i was like so the white boy… is whitewashed…?

[@captaincaspian42]

I'm not sure, he said hombré but pronounced it as ombre (hair dye style) so maybe we have a white incel guy who also tries to act like a chollo on our hands

[@goblinfairy1032]

​@@captaincaspian42worse than a regular white incel

[@SupraMan38]

That’s what I said while I was editing Im dead

[@electronics-girl]

@@captaincaspian42 I don't think "ombre" has to be hair, though. I have a dress with a color gradient, and the description called it "ombre".

[@galacticwoozle]

Y'know for someone who claimed to be so grossed out by the idea of being gay he sure did spend a long time mentioning 'yer ass'

[@inplane9970]

It's always the homophobic ones who are strangely obsessed with men.

[@confusedjello7292]

i have a feeling he thinks "trans men don't count"

[@aubreywhite8008]

He’s coping

[@LittleKitty22]

The more someone says something the less it's true... for this creature to specifically point out that he is not gay, despite there having been no need for it, means - he's gay.

[@makeamericazestyagain]

i believe that any male who considers themselves as "big boy alphas" are closeted

[@sleep_is_awesome2838]

I feel so bad for this grandma. She survived through the great depression and the second world war only to walk into her living room and see this sad guy sitting cross-legged on the floor code switching insults into his laptop. And after all that, she has to refer to him as her grandson.

[@xCharismatix]

Brutal.

[@Sageoftheforest7]

And he took the plastic off her couch and probably spilled on it

[@Luna.moth26]

The monotone voice is like one of the best parts of this channel because its more realistic then the fake excitement most KZbinrs add to there voice

[@keyboardsmash4930]

"Im not a musician but im good at transitions" WAS SO FUNNY LMAO

[@melaniewilson1742]

Probably went over the guy's head, too

[@kraitaser]

@@melaniewilson1742 it went over mine BAHAHAHAHA

[@Saibellus]

i genuinely cant fathom how this dude has to see himself to talk and act like he does and still think he's gonna come out of this exchange looking good. i would kill for a drop, a MICRON of the audacity these men have.

[@filippa2070]

can we just take a minute for the way he is talking, ignore what he’s saying and just hear how he is trying to sound hood and call him “white boy”

[@emwatson8032]

@@filippa2070I noticed it too it killed me 😂

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

I mean there are literally drugs that will do that for you. I take adderall when I need to be an ass to get shit done.

[@toniotrussardi8126]

mans trying to sound like some gettho tough guy while we all know this mf lived in so cushy middle class neighboorhood@@filippa2070

[@marlyd]

I think they often suffer form maladaptive daydreaming where they are cool and respected on their imagination and they don't realize the line between what's in their heads and what's real anymore. That's also when people blatantly lie about their 'accomplishments' but don't realize no one believes them because their stories aren't based in reality.

[@lesliegrace5986]

As a Baltimorean, we do not claim him. Also no one would care if you pulled up wearing black. 😂

[@codykirchner9606]

Five bucks says he lives in the nice part of baltimore, if not just a nice part of Maryland, and just cosplays The Wire to pretend he's bad ass.

[@kamaririvera676]

Im from Baltimore County and the dude sounds like the white wanna be gangster kids that vapes in the bathrooms from HS 😭😭

[@TomByron-h7s]

I live in New Bedford Ma. It could be better it could be worse

[@reconnect___]

agreed

[@oz9047]

@@codykirchner9606LMAOOO

[@NightmareLyra]

Imagine being a self-described "otaku" wearing a Naruto shirt and then making fun of someone else for "looking emo"

[@AGWLMAVG]

Mr. Incel is the kinda guy to say his genuine opinion and if someone doesn’t agree with him he goes “ahh naw bro it’s just a joke, but” and then continue spewing his goofy little opinions

[@SassySlater]

100%

[@lithellylbeleth4426]

"no no no you don't understand, my shitty opinions are just SATIRE you guys! seriously for realz!"

[@cursedfetus8129]

"Schrödinger's douchebag"

[@GeoffreyofCastille]

This exactly.

[@taragira8911]

I don't know what's funnier, how limited his vocabulary is or how intimidated he is

[@grmpEqweer]

The thing about incels? It's not usually their looks. It's their personality and mindset. Which they could work on. I'd expect that to take a few years of deliberate in-person socialization, therapy, and probably working out physically in a lot of cases.

[@audreydoyle5268]

Nah, some guys with dad bods pull it off nicely. They're like big teddy bears. Also guys like Otaku, if they ever stepped into a gym, they'd also take a step into the other side of the mansphere

[@Jxvger]

​@@audreydoyle5268 hes very likely satire. Nobody with otaku in their users show their face cause its cringy and embarassing .

[@toniotrussardi8126]

my guy never say never when related to internet there are ppl actually like this unironically@@Jxvger

[@zammymynakersnackstbmoth]

Nah. It's their looks too. All the time.

[@grmpEqweer]

@@zammymynakersnackstbmoth ...They could just hit up ugly women. ...And that's the mindset part. I'm a female enby, and I'm not all shmexy, but I'm also not hitting on people who are out of my league. It's why I have a body count of "lost track at 50." And mind you, I'm kinda masc, so I'm generally the one on approach.

[@MellonCollie82]

I believe that he has text messages from women saying they will have sex with him, but they also discussed with him how much they are charging.

[@ATTACKofthe6STRINGS]

I love how he pulled out the “it’s just a joke“ excuse. like he got called out on some real stupid incel bull and so he pivots and tries to make it a joke that you didn’t get. What was the joke what were we supposed to get? What was he making fun of? himself? He also has zero business making fun of your voice because as a dude who’s into all of that incel manosphere crap that he was peddling in that last video, he should realize that his voice is 700 times more soy than your voice.

[@toniotrussardi8126]

fr talk about balls but by the looks of his didnt drop for a grown ass man to back paddle to the "just a joke" card we can see how much of a goober he is

[@addicted2mako]

Schroedinger's List: It is simultaneously meant to be taken seriously and as a satirical joke until it is accepted or rejected by the public at large

[@Bubaiel]

And if it really was a joke why did he take the reaction video so personally? 😭

[@cjflan32]

It's standard Wrestling Otaku procedure to cry "just joking" to anything that draws too much heat.

[@paulhammond6978]

@@Bubaiel That's a fair point. If someone missed your joke, you don't get angry at them, you call them stupid for missing the joke, or think it's funny that they didn't get it. He's way too mad at Sam to not be taking his comments to heart.

[@TheWhiteLilyInBloom]

Honestly, the rap was gold. This video is amazing. Love you Sam

[@catrinacrystallina]

The rap confirmed that Sam fux

[@twebster179]

Awesome..🤣😭

[@sj3589]

I agree, where's Simon Cowell at?

[@electronics-girl]

Sam needs to collaborate with Mike Figueredo. Mike could make a backing track and Sam could rap over it.

[@anothervagabond]

I love how he's half-whispering, like you just know his mom's one room away and he doesn't want to risk her hearing him say naughty words.

[@TheBlackDork]

He's just jealous he doesn't have as deep of a voice as Sam's.

[@suck.balls1bitch]

Fr

[@mr.sushi2221]

That guy is embarrassing. You weren’t even rude about your criticism actually u were really nice and empathetic.

[@Handle.NoimDoorKnob]

And all this dude does is call his own video satire so that he can go proceed to bash Sams personality and shit after all the unhinged stuff he said, not even trying to back up his views or have a discussion about his views at all, “you guys just don’t know satire” spoken like a true coward, calling what he said satire shows he doesn’t even know what satire means at all, he thinks it just gives him a free pass to be able to insult other people because they took his serious words seriously. “Don’t take it seriously, what are you all? A bunch of morons! My video was just a jokkeee”🙄, he should not try to ever become a comedian if that video he made was in satire in his eyes, tomatoes will be thrown left, right and centre. (My bad) I just unpaused the video after writing this and I just said everything Sam said over again💀

[@mylespando5192]

The point was to make fun of him in the reaction video let’s be real here

[@THMARKDWARRR]

yeah dont act like Sam doesn't throw his shade

[@PokhrajRoy.]

When an incel spends half a brain cell on you, that’s half the battle won. The rest of the battle is laughing at them. Edit: OK BUT THE FREESTYLE RAP WAS HOT 🔥

[@hayleynoel2073]

I love this 🙌🏻

[@britterthecritter4531]

on a serious note, let’s say he actually was “satire” and pointing out “how ridiculous it is to have standards for a partner”. Like, regardless of your gender, you *SHOULD* have standards for any potential partner. This isn’t picking a restaurant, you are choosing someone to spend your life with. It is absolutely valid and necessary to have standards for that person. Now most women’s “high and unattainable standards” that he complains about is just a man that: • is respectful • is kind and empathetic • financially stable (no, not 6 figures, just stable) • preferably taller? (optional) • sees you as a human being meanwhile this guys “standards” to supposedly point out how ridiculous those are is • physically attractive (valid to an extent) • makes her own money YET simultaneously be a housewife and cook and clean everything for him • submissive and obedient • An object of sexual pleasure that is not allowed to say no, no matter what

[@HiBuddyyyyyy]

Some women will have bad standards and incels will pick those ones as proof that every single woman thinks like that too.

[@Froggele]

Yeah, the satire argument makes no sense at all😂 Plus, I‘d argue you should even have standards when picking a restaurant. His incel opinions are the equivalent of rats running through the restaurant: an instant red flag!🚩

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

Even if it is satire, it should always be taken seriously because I'm sure there's plenty of men and women that will believe it and take on that role in life and it helps no one and hurts everyone

[@eliastalks7411]

​@@Froggeleexactly satire is about criticising/critiquing an idea or concept, be it political or otherwise, with humour. The idea is that you can tell when it's satirical which is why it's funny. If you can't tell it's satire it's either really badly done, or not satire at all but just garbage. There are clever ways to actually satirise the ridiculousness of incel ideology but he is clearly not doing that lol.

[@lamorthonyfairyfriend4082]

I always found it funny that people prefer taller men. I’m sitting in the corner thinking about what kind of guy I like it seems scary rather than comforting. Well. . .that could also be because of me being bi. I’m not sure.

[@ceciliakazee7598]

Requirements to date THAT GUY?! Hahahahaha!!! 😂 And yes, Sam, your voice is sheer awesomeness.

[@whoahanant]

You know they're an insecure mess of a person if they need to repsond by using insults instead of any well made thoughts whatsoever.

[@audreydoyle5268]

Yep, ad hominin attacks is the number 1 sign of low intelligence, especially emotional

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Oh yeah? Well your a giant stoopid doody-head haha

[@toniotrussardi8126]

thats even sadder,you cant even insult ppl properly his response was basically leafyishere response to idubbbz on content cop@@Moebz818

[@pettybetty1791]

Right. It's a type of logical fallacy called an ad hominem attack. Ad hominem literally translates to "against the Man" because it's when someone attacks the person instead of the argument.

[@sleepystitch4435]

fr

[@hihello-7396]

don't you just love it when you make intelligent points about how horribly sexist someone is, and their only response is to insult your looks or name or voice?? like is he 6 years old lmao

[@Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya]

Dammit, I wanna like your comment, but I don't wanna ruin the magic number.

[@tonyp9313]

Nah he's just a wrestling fan. He's kidding around.

[@hihello-7396]

@@tonyp9313 I don't see anybody laughing

[@tonyp9313]

@@hihello-7396 I guess he's not funny. I take his vids when he's on wrestling promo mode with a grain of salt. If he actually believes his requirements of women, yeah that's really bad.

[@tonyp9313]

Honestly, I don't even watch his channel a lot. Wrestling is on the bottom of my list as I watch video gaming channels. He clearly favors aew a lot.

[@kingatheist7231]

I'm surprised he had the time to reply with all those women lining up to be with him.

[@spudmadethis]

😂🔥🔥🔥👌🏻

[@oogunde31]

😂

[@MellonCollie82]

Dude named everything most men actually say they want, then claimed it was satire. I think he is trying to save himself from looking like a undateable jerk.

[@AyanoAishi888]

How can one save themselves from something they already were to begin with

[@PerpetuallyAnnoyed]

I feel so sorry for his cat. Imagine having to listen to that 24/7 😭

[@SirStrider]

what did the cat do to deserve this 😔

[@ceciliakazee7598]

That poor kitty! It looked like it was trying to escape, and I don't blame it! 🤣

[@jaxcoss5790]

​@@ceciliakazee7598It's probably the only pussy he's going to get. 😂

[@BLOOSTR1KZZ]

Listening to him talk feels like the agony of stubbing your toe, but like seconds before the pain starts to go away it comes back.

[@ninacurran7322]

i watched a couple more of his recent videos and he is just getting worse. i mean serious incel mass shooter levels of anger

[@Sprinkles-is-confused]

seriously it was so hard to listen to him talk....

[@Sprinkles-is-confused]

@NotVille_ is your profile pic the MAP flag?? i have a feeling you wouldn't know how to distinguish right from wrong if it is....

[@Specters0rd]

​@@Sprinkles-is-confusedit is unfortunately.

[@Sprinkles-is-confused]

@@Specters0rd ​ @Specters0rd yeah im pretty sure we all know what it is at this point unfortunately. really just pointing out hypocrisy about "innocence"

[@gamesux420]

Im so in love with how this guy felt so pressed by Sam's video that he instantly brought out the camera and just started talking. Like lil bro didnt even BOTHER to come up with responses he stutters after every single word because he hasnt thought about what he even wants to say hes just mad.

[@sj3589]

he just got so excited because Sam Caaaaalllins made a video about him.

[@parisolivarious]

@@sj3589it’s the only human attention he gets other from his grandma. Of course he’s excited

[@confusedjello7292]

​@@sj3589ah so he's just a tsundare got it

[@gamervet4760]

11:09 Okay, so he's wears his shades indoors but not outdoors. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, without his glasses, he looks like Fred Flintstone! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@irisschnabel9622]

I'M NOT A MUSICIAN BUT I'M PRETTY GOOD AT TRANSITIONS. SAM COLLINS THE LEGEND THAT YOU ARE

[@duckified.]

WTF HOW DID I MISS THAT 😭

[@vexywexypoo]

I love how he insulted you saying youre a hot topic worker but they're literally the coolest people in the world.

[@punkinn5610]

no literally tho😭 i applied to hot topic fr😭

[@medusaedmonddantes3844]

NO WAY I GOTTA WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW NOTHING ELSE MATTERS CAUSE I NEEEEEEEEED YOU TO MAKE FUN OF HIM

[@auditect950]

His laugh is about as real as his chance of getting a girlfriend.

[@Kanmuri_writes]

God, that guy is so cringe. The lack of self-awareness is mind blowing. I wonder if he’ll reply to you again… 😂

[@a_little_demon]

I know right ? :')

[@electronics-girl]

He did, but it was boring. He has nothing to say.

[@jbone877]

You are 100% correct, dude's production is totally early 2000's qualities - it's actually kind of uncanny

[@kirankennedy5256]

agreed lmao

[@Jxvger]

Dont go to Baltimore like that 🤓

[@goblinfairy1032]

it literally looks like lost footage unearthed from at least 2005

[@arenomusic]

I thought this was recorded on a DS Lite

[@BlackKoshka23]

He's trying to insult you somehow, but he wears sunglasses inside? Yeah, not happening.

[@electronics-girl]

The only person who can pull off sunglasses inside is One Topic.

[@Acorn905]

I honestly like the sunglasses inside look but he isn't doing it right.. He isn't doing anything right :l

[@jacobhafar538]

Nah I’m genuinely at a loss for words, I have known about dudes like this for years but every time I see one in the wild I just lose a little fragment of my sanity and I can’t take much more help

[@s.g.445]

It’s all the “homies” and “homeboys” and “git yo ass outta here” for me. It’s legitimately hysterical.

[@cal4109]

Speaking as somebody from Baltimore, we don't claim him.

[@FrizzKid05]

He admitted he's not from Baltimore. He said he's just 'been there'. Otaku was O-talking out of his ass.

[@abigail4816]

I love how he called you a white boy like he isn't the whitest white boy to ever exist. "Sam Callins... that's his little KZbin name" and "I tell ya what" are actual things he's said in this vid

[@abigail4816]

Omg this absolutely cringelord is putting on a blaccent but he keeps going from "wit yo goofy sounding ass" and "getcho ass outta here homie" to "and whats funny is um..." and it's killing me and giving me whiplash. I'd much prefer your monotone voice

[@emilychristinaf6783]

“white washed white boy from the suburbs” how is a white person white washed that literally hurt my brain

[@WithoutException]

I could believe that he constructed an outrageous character to showcase as satire, but given his response and clear offense, it's not satire. But his response is so terribly obviously bad, it could also be "in character" and make this 7D chess

[@arvayahrozier4402]

The amount of unnecessary pasty, salty shade that this incel is throwing is halarious! And Sam's chill attitude just makes it that much more funny!

[@deannas2778]

Dude is so cringe, he sounds like a middle school boy. His video was not satire.

[@datchia]

Sam Collins just casually dropped the best diss track I’ve ever heard like it was nothing!

[@emmaclementine1]

the severe lack of confidence with which he attempts to posture as a confident person absolutely kills me

[@MidnightCyanide]

Hahahaha

[@kyu6592]

Shi scaring me

[@Acorn905]

Agreed id like him iv he wasnt a jerk with his fan sounding louder than his own background music

[@lipstickgamer6580]

Glad he could take a break from moderating the Incel forums to respond to you!

[@botanicalitus4194]

bro is 7 layers into his deIusions if he looks like that and still tries to mock Sam's appearance 💀

[@Alex_is_Alexis]

You SLAYED this rap ngl

[@Jxvger]

Bottom g pfp🔥🔥🍑

[@Bread16091]

It was really good! Also your profile picture is AMAZING

[@Alex_is_Alexis]

@@Bread16091 yo thanks 🥹🤚🏼

[@jayt3386]

im a lesbian but that rap made me feel some type of way ngl

[@The-Busy-Beeeee]

Nah cause why was that kinda hot lmao

[@ELLLEEEEEE]

As a lesbian, it didn't make me feel any type of way, besides thinking it was catchy.

[@egarcia3904]

Same same same

[@aidawaswhere]

​@The-Busy-Beeeee I think it's the monotone voice mixed with the harsh lyrics lol

[@The-Busy-Beeeee]

@@aidawaswhere real probably is I mean my boyfriend also has like a monotone voice maybe I have a thing for guys with that kinda voice 💀💀💀💀

[@AryaPlus]

"A majority of my comments talk about how much they love my voice" I'm shocked I'm not part of that majority yet, but honestly, I love the resonance to it, and it's not way too overly deep or too high pitched, it's like the perfect voice and I'm surprised this is my first time talking about this!

[@daydaytheplantgay]

When he said “You guys don’t know satire when you hear it” I was like… “Is the satire in the room with us…?” 🧐

[@darrenm.7980]

Can't believe he destroyed Sam like this, how will Sam recover from this :(

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

A trip to Spencer's and a cup of blueberry yogurt and maybe a hint of "white-washing"

[@anothercub6958]

Effortlessly

[@vomgurl]

honestly sams chill and monotone voice is very refreshing and a nice break from other youtubers that are super loud and expressive, here i can just vibe and chill while sams talking about whatever topic hes talking about and not have to worry about being overstimulated. sams energy balances out the hectic style of youtube and thats a good thing idk what this doofus is on about LMAO

[@enigmasage6665]

This video reminds me of that internet gem “how to solve cancel culture”. Bring back the motha flippin duel

[@LightxLawliet1015]

There is literally nooo wayyyyyy he can say anything against you. Its actually a joke. You're a ideal man to date and he is..... pushing my pansexuality to exclude men like him.

[@minimini550]

“Pushing my pansexuality” lmao I wish I was pan just so I could use this. The perfect insult

[@foreverconfused411]

The incel trying to talk like he's hood or something is making my black ass die from second hand embarrassment but I'm glad I held on so I could hear Sam's fucking fire diss 🔥

[@anothercub6958]

This won't help, but he's biracial apparently

[@MEDSZ13.08]

@@anothercub6958black or not .. def not how he speaka naturally

[@christinawoolley6206]

I’m an older lady who finds your posts clever and entertaining! Still can’t believe all the hate going on these days….such a shame. Thanks for being a light during dark days 😻🖤ps…. I wear black alot too😹

[@The-Busy-Beeeee]

Your awesome and I want your vibe when I am older fr

[@ceciliakazee7598]

I'm an older lady, as well. I find it very entertaining. I'm also very...disturbed...by the hate these days!

[@sukitburanasun2006]

His silent yelling at the end is so cringe I rolls my eyes and feel embarrassed.

[@rivertowne6911]

the "thank you for the clit" part had me fucking rolling. i can't believe he didn't do a retake

[@kriti_30]

I never thought I'd see Sam Collins rapping and It changed my life 😔🙏 thanks for blessing us. Also the monotone is the best part about your videos it really helps with your dry humor.

[@SupraMan38]

Ur so welcome

[@rachelleet9618]

You know he doesn't have shit to say when all he can talk about is your physical appearance and your voice

[@polarsystem]

i haven't noticed until now but your voice is getting godly deeper. Man, its starting to sound too cool, im jealous..

[@OleighanderGrace]

My boyfriend is from Baltimore and would like to assure you that having your name would not elicit any type of violent action in downtown Baltimore. Furthermore, they went to and graduated from the same high school, but just from different years. Thankfully, this dollop of a man didn’t drip, and it is nonsense onto him, or in his general direction.

[@fierypotato5067]

It’s odd how man like this will make the city they live in such a huge part of their personality and assume everyone in that city shares their opinion. I live near Chicago and have met several men who’ve said similar things as through Chicago is not a city that openly shows support for Queer people. Every single one of them also owns a “Just a kid from Chicago” hoodie and blames every stupid thing they do on Chicago public schools. Like there’s nothing wrong with being proud of the city you live in but It’s strange to assume you are the standard for what people who live there are like. I don’t know if that made any sense lol

[@KK-et9li]

I’m from bmore too & was so glad to see someone else making sure it’s clear this fool is not representative of charm city

[@aquafai9165]

Rap is actually fire tho😂 love your content and a break from the transphobic world is nice once and a while. As a trans man it's nice to see us be treated equally even on THAT side of society. Glad you could have a good laugh at this bc I enjoyed being happy for a little bit. 😂 Hope you have a good day Sam! ❤

[@ladylark10884]

unfortunately it's most likely that he doesn't know sam is a transman 😭

[@duckified.]

@@ladylark10884 imagine when he finds out he's trans. 💀 "NOOO!! FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID IN THAT VIDEO!!! YOU ARENT AN EMO BOY YOU'RE AN EMO GIRL!!!!"

[@cynister7384]

​@@duckified.Honestly, even though transphobia tires me out, I still kinda want to see that.

[@Medisapq]

The way sam talks in general while recording a video is pretty natural. There is no need to talk unnecessarily energized when you don't have an audience made out of 6 year olds

[@wanderingseth]

Hit the nail on the head

[@Kelswithchrist]

Sam has been evolving so much He is so epic and great ❤ Watching him grow is beautiful Love the moustache

[@irene_in_progress]

Your bars were sick, Sam! I like that he has nothing to say about your content just your presentation. Just generally as a person and also as a bisexual woman, I’d way rather hang with you than him.

[@cheamcreems7895]

Don't lie to him they were dorky af, just made him even cuter that man fine as hell

[@goldfishimpact736]

They were dorky but some of them were actually good. And yeah I’d rather hang out with this dude

[@DoxCube]

I love that you're so chill lmao This guy is so painfully insecure

[@teeheetummytums5609]

Unrelated but: im a trans kid living in Florida, and if you know anything about whats going on in florida you'd know that they're implementing new anti trans laws, such as calling children by their birth name unless given permission by a parent to do so- which can be a very big problem for kids with transphobic parents like me. Id love to hear your thoughts on the matter, and i hope this reaches anyone who can relate 🫶 much love 💖

[@Poster-girls-prank]

Omg yeah I live in Florida too, I’m not trans, but many people at my school are trans or nonbinary and the new laws make me so sad. It really sucks to see our state moving backwards :,(

[@Poster-girls-prank]

Also I’m so sorry ur stuck in Florida rn for this, especially with transphobic parents, that’s horrible :( if ur teachers are nice tho, they might be able to call u by ur last name (that’s what a lot of my teachers are doing) I really hope things get better soon for you and all trans/nonbinary kids in Florida :

[@everyonestears8564]

Hi friend. I'm also in Florida, I was lucky to get out of the school system before the chaos began (we did protest the best we could as minors, im so sorry yall have to deal with this), and even here in college now, there's such a massive problem here in Florida. I want yall to know that you are loved and there is a safe place for you, sometimes it's hard to find but we are here. Signed, a genderfluid college student in Florida

[@teeheetummytums5609]

Thank you guys for all the support 🫶 i find it crazy how the basic human rights of certain individuals is up for debate. They're even allowing teachers to play prager u videos for students, which often time has false info and harmful ideologies like "slavery wasnt that bad" but (at my school at least) they tried to remove psychology bc of mentions of homosexuality and trans people? Ive even heard that they can take custody of your kids if you're providing them with gender affirming care (idk how true that is, correct me if im wrong)! Its a really scary time, all i can really do is hope that things get better before they get worse.

[@SarastistheSerpent]

I’m not trans or a Florida resident, but just know that there are people out there who care about you and your rights and will support you, even if it seems like you’re alone.

[@cutiepatootie_101]

Sam’s voice is so nice, I legit love listening to him speak?!? What is this guy yapping about!

[@annascat123]

I actually love your monotone voice it would be weird if you talked all excited/hyper, I like you for who u are

[@darcyroyce]

exactly.

[@HiBuddyyyyyy]

Sam’s voice and others like his are really cool to me, I think that guy is just jealous.

[@annascat123]

@@HiBuddyyyyyy agreed

[@wolfspade1646]

I'm obsessed with the way he "yells" the word bitch at the end in THE quietest voice. 😭 bro definitely don't want his gma to hear him

[@snackycakes7326]

💯🤣

[@skellbo]

As a trans man who works at Spencer's, we welcome you to the ranks Sam.

[@dingbatboyman]

On behalf of all Professional wrestling fans, I apologize about this man

[@ameenaceesay1376]

Adds up that the dude is a wrestling fan. In that this sounded like a crappy wrestling promo down to the weak, childish insults and the fact that no one talks like this naturally

[@jubilee7019]

bowens would knock this guy out

[@MoonCorvid]

that diss track was fire, i need the full version seriously

[@CrimsonArtGeek]

DUDE THAT DISS SEGMANT WAS AWESOME (i'd love to see more stuff like that in the future omggg)

[@SupraMan38]

LMFAOOO TY

[@TallulahBelle3276]

This dude has only had the kind of sex that is 💯% free from STD’s. Sex with himself. He’ll never have to deal with an unintended pregnancy either. 😊 Good on him! All is right with his world. 👍🏽💯😄🙏🏽

[@addicted2mako]

Even he tells himself he's got a headache XD

[@Elle_Like_The_Letter]

Idk... Depends how often he washes his pocket friend... Hehehe

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

you can get STDs by just being gross in general. Never trust anyone who uses public restrooms without hovering/squatting.

[@hope8522]

​@@banquetoftheleviathan1404From a medical standpoint, none of what you said is true. You can't get an std from a toilet seat. However, I feel like somehow this incel guy has an std.

[@RuminatingRaptor]

He’s so vile, crabs wouldn’t even want to live on him.

[@froznpyro]

Sam, bb, no!!! You didn't have to massacre that poor Maryland marshmallow with those bars 😫