INDEFENSIBLE: NO MORE EXCUSES FOR THIS FRAUD | Crystal Palace vs Manchester United | MATCH REACTION

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[@Leo-Bassment]

MOURINHO used to say : Defense is 75% the responsibility of the coach and 25% the players ! Offense is 25% responsibility of the coach and 75% the players !

[@davidchandra8722]

Poetry

[@petetrc9671]

When Rants actually praises Arsenal and Onana you know he's extremely upset

[@thomascooper1144]

Casemiro has known the assignment for a while now icl… 😭😂

[@caseyfalconer7347]

He’s checked out for a while. He’s just going through the motions cos this Utd team is so average. If Arsenal can’t come to Old Trafford and finish this Man United team we don’t deserve to win the league cos they are dead 😂

[@shinobidan2256]

Facts. I don't blame him

[@King_IVAR868]

After that pen in the FA Cup, no doubt

[@jamesmaude7101]

@@King_IVAR868 after that pen in fa cup i blame u and ur smelly small wood

[@kostar500]

@@caseyfalconer7347That’s how i feel too, but knowing MU they would all turn up against Arsenal. Just the way it is.

[@mm2801]

Onana got the mobilty of barney the dinosaur 😂

[@shawnbeckford9384]

😂😂

[@user-bi1yw1du7q]

spot on

[@legacyrus_fit7505]

Where’s the TEN HEISINGBURG MERCH AT!! 😂😂

[@TheSummerSurfer-__-]

Still not received my hoodie 6 months on

[@BelfastManUtdTherapy]

lol hes so deluded and uninspiring. imagine how his team talks sound, if he even does them

[@rjflores438]

We thought we were getting Ten Heisenburg but we ended up with the Dutch Walter White who never built any sort of empire!

[@FFF-leq]

Stop forcing it you weirdo

[@isrln]

At this rate goldfish' arguments for keeping ten hag will be that we haven't conceded more than 4 in a game this season

[@akilomari4973]

Whos goldfish?

[@projectext4147]

Mark goldbridge​@@akilomari4973

[@BelfastManUtdTherapy]

exactly, even though we have had alot of injuries and last minute line-up changes, the manager only has one tactic and formation. Crystal Palace had 9 days to work on their gameplan, because they knew how we would line up, whether we had our top 11 or not. Get ETH a personality bypass or sack him!!

[@OU888]

​@@akilomari4973goldbridge

[@madfox5085]

314 shots faced the most by a team in prem this season

[@Tuxedo512]

goldfish still gonna come out and say we played well and that the ref cost us the game 💀

[@truthseeker3503]

Brent is still happy his team Forest are well on their way to establishing Prem safety lol

[@bhumikjoshi4573]

Mainoo has pace of 35 year old.

[@venantmwakio224]

Yeah still has room to grow but even seedorf was not pacey , completely concur with rant the coach team structure/ shape seems bent on exposing the weaknesses of each and every player, he totally misprofiles his players even the ones he acquired himself ,compare the caliber of CRY players and 0 transfer window of their coach to us

[@effortlessGFX]

The top red fanbase bigged him up to oblivion. He ain’t all that.

[@bhumikjoshi4573]

@@venantmwakio224 game changed from seedorf era. Pace is basic requirement now.

[@dontchatbreeze]

so overrated, might have some potential but extremly overrated by united fans desperately clutching for any positivity. being the best midfielder at united does not make an 18 year old with 10 career starts an international level player

[@sssskkkk2856]

How dare you compare mainoo to a legend like seedorf

[@GORILLA_RAMESH]

Olise > Argentine Lesbian 🏳‍🌈🇦🇷

[@gunnerman9511]

Monday Olise putting manz in a spliff

[@nmz3450]

If he joins United he'll become much worse, we're just a joke of a club right now

[@jamesmaude7101]

lol u stink like serfio ramosssss

[@emperorhideyoshi3223]

Skeletor if he was an Argentine transvestite

[@grimmymana2402]

😂😂😂😂

[@OU888]

They have Arsenal, Newcastle, Brighton, and Manchester City before the end of the season 😂😂😂😂

[@Bingley33]

4l's

[@OU888]

@@Bingley33 more L's than Logan Paul

[@emofzaz2821]

Love this 😅😅

[@chrispistle899]

Man called Onana “Barney”😭😭😭.

[@jayjay6357]

ERIK TEN LASSO IS BACK AGAIN! 😂😂😂

[@richardkeane2971]

Apparently we play dynamic football lol. We didn’t create 1 chance in the whole game. Olise and Eze showed Garnacho and Anthony how to play ball. Hojlund is weak as piss. Man keeps making injuries as excuses but all his signings have been shit. Martinez is the only 1 I like but due to injuries he’s been a shocking signing so far as well. Their manager been in charge for a couple of months and he’s got palace playing the best football they’ve ever seen. Ten Hag broke another 3 records tonight. First time we’ve lost 13 games in premier league history. First time Palace won home and away in a season against Utd. First time Utd conceded 81 goals in a season since 1974. But people still back this bald fraud.

[@Youafool500]

Don’t worry, still got enough time to get to 90 goals, Arsenal might go crazy at OT

[@jennyneteru3601]

You missed one first time Utd have lost to 5 London teams away in a season 😂😂😂

[@shinobidan2256]

We also finished bottom of a weak CL group conceding the most goals of any English team in CL history in the group stages

[@richardkeane2971]

@@jennyneteru3601 incredible stuff

[@richardkeane2971]

@@shinobidan2256 yeah he broke plenty of records I was just specifying solely on tonight

[@tedstan9734]

HOW I THIS GUY SURVIVING?? HOW DID HE NOT GET SACKED AFTER THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE EMBARRASSEMENT.

[@shinobidan2256]

Big facts.... That's when I checked out.

[@mr.commentsection6903]

YO where is the Expressions OOOOOooozing episode for today?...as a chelsea fan I NEED THAT

[@cyclingman1493]

UTC💙

[@prajeshpatel8519]

Erik ten harkonnen committing war crimes in south london

[@tgriff4231]

Elite nickname 😂

[@mr.commentsection6903]

Olise spliffed you man...Top 5 winger in the league. Jackson has more goals then Rasmus and Anthony combined

[@MSH2113]

Jackson as a footballer is clear of the both. Hes smaller than most cbs yet he outmuscles them and can hold up/links up way better than Rasmus who can’t do shit with the ball

[@9614cp]

@@MSH2113Watch Henry video about hold up play and Haaland, it’s not all about strength. Jackson has better footballing brain than those 2. He just can’t shoot.

[@MSH2113]

@@9614cp facts 💯

[@Akposnaldo]

Please Manchester United is yet to pay 5m adds on for Mount’s transfer 😂

[@leemcd88888]

Todd bohley 😂😂😂😂

[@Akposnaldo]

@@leemcd88888 🤩🤩🤩

[@warlordapb1430]

6:50 I almost died 😂😂😂

[@King_IVAR868]

The fact that we went into this game knowing we were gonna get smashed speaks volumes

[@ashtonndlovu9470]

And people are still TenHag im

[@HoneyImHome514]

Ten Hag goin out sadder than Drake

[@yamiscape]

Olise and Eze showed you how to ball icl that movement from Olise for the first goal sheesh 😤

[@shaolinmaster8337]

When he gets sacked, im gonna celebrate like we won the league

[@murphylewisekeh5590]

Same here mate.

[@Erysx12]

One thing I like is that there are some Man U fans who want Ten Hag to stay & they actually mean it

[@phatbi971]

That’s why we’re where we are as a football club

[@nmz3450]

I get that we have had a few unsuccessful projects, but that doesn't mean we just hope it will get better if we stick with one project manager, an elite team would look at circumstances and potential for improvement and I'm afraid I don't see any with Ten Hag

[@XBludclahtX]

Some of us are not emotional entitled children who let the match of the day dictate our feelings on the club, manager and players. United doesn’t ’deserve’ anything. Things are earned. But United fair weather fans feel they are deserving of something. Why? History? Title? Money? ‘Cus we are United!’. I’d hate to have to deal with some of you in person on a daily basis.

[@jeviR9]

​@@XBludclahtXyou have no ambition. Pathetic

[@JetBazooka21]

@@XBludclahtXone of the reasons I hate Man United the disgusting entitlement and media sucking them off

[@lwandomadikizela2213]

You know what, I can't be angry anymore. I've wasted all of my anger on Ten Hag and Manchester United all season and this game is the worst one I've ever seen. It's so bad that I didn't even bother watching the rest of the game. Worse than the Watford game by a mile. This is apathy Rants, I'm just done with everything concerning Manchester United. The egg Ten Hag has to be sacked tonight. I feel numb and sick.

[@chrisskywalker5443]

Utd puppets gassed up the transfer window & say that Aramratbat is better than rice! Mount is a better signing than havertz! & ohh the £100 million figet spinner Antony dos santos is world class! Gtfo mate

[@johnthompson457]

When they bought Onana I said you won’t like him, he’s not all that good. I’d actually watched a lot of inter that season. Apparently, I don’t know what I’m talking about. Wonder if they say the same now.

[@WainKerr]

@@johnthompson457thanks for telling us John

[@tapiwamutyavaviri-jv7zy]

Sit this one out its not always about Arsenal , thats why we do not want u to win.shit

[@johnthompson457]

@@WainKerr you’re welcome. Shame your dead club didn’t read the memo.

[@Abdirizakify]

Honda civic is crazy 😂😂

[@PeterEhik]

I’m glad to hear someone outside Chelsea give Jackson credit, he’s decent, he does everything a top striker does expect for the finishing and that will get better with age. I want another striker at Chelsea but not to replace Jackson, to support. I want an older Giroud type striker

[@gammaamin]

Facts

[@chadrampersad]

I stopped caring in February, Ten Haram is too shit

[@deejaydj6013]

Bro I stopped watching consistently back in December

[@brianohalloran4059]

A hammering like this was coming for weeks. In fact Utd have been getting away with murder all season. Teams just weren't putting them to the sword. Palace didn't get the memo, they were ruthless tonight. And the scary thing? Utd are actually lucky to be in 8th with 54 points and a - 3 GD. And they're pretty much exactly where they were 2 years ago in terms of points and GD right before Ten Hag arrived at the club in the Rangnick/Ole debacle season. That is unbelievable. It illustrates just how poor a job ETH has done and how badly it's gone wrong. No way he survives this. In fact, one more hammering before the cup final and he might get the sack. No way will the Utd board want the team to go into an FA Cup final vs City broken and demoralised. The potential for a disastrous humiliation in front of the world would force their hand imo.

[@ace-paidinfull5240]

We shall wait to see, this is very 🔑 comment. Same thing i wana see with spurs because its looking ever so bleak for then also

[@JoshSmithJ19]

Big up rants ❤

[@WaltuhGaming1]

Goldfish crying about players again 😂

[@Bradlolnick]

When ten hag got rid of Ronaldo (a guaranteed double figure goal scorer) to replace him with marshal (a left winger who thinks he is a number 9)., i knew ten hag was shittttt. But what do i know, I'm just a chelsea fan.

[@cyclingman1493]

UTC💙

[@asarbrankovic2916]

@@cyclingman1493up the fucking chels 💙

[@MetaNavigator]

That war analogy was spot on. Ten Hag is sending them out to get slaughtered

[@Leo-Bassment]

Right on brother ! Agree 100% ! Ten Hag blames everyone and everything, never his tactics , choices or player management! 🙏🏻👍🏼

[@ItsDazoe]

Police will be at my door 😭😭😭😭😭

[@skanderkroumi865]

Thank you rants i feel better now

[@jaryd12345]

Rants is right about the trophy thing. Ya look at Arteta he came in and immediately won an FA cup. But the team was still complete shit it was just won on vibes. They haven't won anything since but they're an actual serious team now.

[@Contextualiser16-tn8nd]

Arteta's not the example to follow - Manchester City are. They got Mancini to instill the winning mentality, Pellegrini to develop the playing style while hopefully adding trophies and then got Pep. Potter, Ten Hag, Ole, Arteta and all these bums aren't anywhere near the level of current Mancini, nevermind him back then. You don't hire a loser if your long term aim is to win.

[@9614cp]

⁠​⁠@@Contextualiser16-tn8ndI don’t get why people are expecting the league out of Arteta or any other coach in this league, when they are going against 115 chargers City. Even Liverpool only won the league during a lockout season with no fans in stadiums. Arsenal lost 1 league game since 2024 after being an 8th place squad 3 seasons ago. Tell me another coach in world football who came into this league with no experience on their first ever job coaching their team like Arteta? Mancini was coaching for nearly 20 years before getting the City job, back when Arteta was still a player. I dont know if Arteta will be the man to lead Arsenal to a title, but idk why you sre grouping him with the likes of Ole, Potter and ETH who cant even establish a proper playing style like Arteta.

[@mirrors23]

I think Arsenal and Arteta have done well to compete with Manchester City for TWO seasons running! It's his first job and that team are young and inexperienced!

[@jaryd12345]

@@Contextualiser16-tn8nd Putting Arteta in with those other names is insane😂 and no I’m not an Arsenal fan

[@lawrencehaynes6408]

Arteta didn't win the fa cup on vibes, clearly you don't watch football. Arteta set up tactically in a way to win those games even though it was very different to his personal philosophy because he had to work with what he had at the time.

[@peterdavy6110]

Best and most rational explanation of the Palace game on KZbin I've seen.

[@Madeleinebermudez]

Mount, inflated by the English press he is no longer in Chelsea where his inefficiency was protected by the English press, he hasn't played in a long time and when he finally returns to the field he doesn't help at all, but his price is seriously 45 million! ? and where we leave Anthony the Brazilian, another overrated one who has done nothing to justify that price, perhaps that is the one problem Manchester United gets carried away by a good season and already wants to buy players who have never won anything , it’s heartbreaking to see this historic Club in the Garbage, forget about getting another manager, there is no manager who can fix this, cus the problem is in the type of player they choose to play and carry on the responsibility to play for this club .

[@Kedesh14]

Facts.

[@UrbanKizBeast]

Goddam this is the best rant in Internet History... Some of the quotes from this Monologue are timeless! Liverpool fan here... Brilliant!!!

[@Darktower_11]

You should go and watch Mary from She Devils Utd.. awesome!

[@uzi4247]

Sack Ten Hag now, and give Mclaren the interim job for the next games !

[@Bingley33]

Big Sam maybe

[@Internettoughguy547]

No point he will get a pay out

[@dontchatbreeze]

Ten Hag fanboys in 2023: Ten Hag is a genius, he came 3rd and won the league cup in his first season! In 2024: We are 8th with a negative goal difference, these players aren't good enough, it's not Ten Hag's fault nor responsiblity though.

[@Starlink_Speedtest]

The funny thing is Rants was a Ten Hag fanboy. I remember him bashing CR7 for Ten Hag and yet, here we are. Lol.

[@JohnDoe-mi9pn]

Very good point.

[@billyshabir4354]

@@Starlink_Speedtestevidence allows perspective to change?

[@5thdawg917]

​@Starlink_Speedtest but he was backing the new manager, can't blame him there.

[@lawrencehaynes6408]

​@@billyshabir4354the evidence was there last season as well 😂😂

[@taureanmanders3557]

Here come the excuses for Casemiro... he suppose to be a world class player. Don't matter how far pass his prime he is. Shouldn't be getting beat like that 1v1. Simple.

[@ntuthukomjsikhosana8915]

I thought I was the only one thinking Garnacho is overrated

[@Kedesh14]

He’s highly overrated and sad part is it’s from the Man U fans. They hype him too much for a very average spur of the moment player. Fans need to start evaluating these players and stop hyping mediocrity.

[@Ahad_Samad]

Rants do you still sell "Ten Heisenberg" merch ??? Would be interested 😂😂😂😂😂

[@durn3587]

I agree, it’s genuinely baffling to see Garbacho in a United shirt. A Total lack of oversight by everyone involved

[@Kedesh14]

Yet the fan base love to hype up Garnacho. He have lots to improve to even consider hyping.

[@dimitartodorow4996]

Rants is in pain, same as me... Stay strong bro, it is terrible to look at this team.

[@user-fy3lo3uq8s]

It's brilliant 😂

[@esolution9574]

81 goals conceded and counting. Most shots conceded by an EPL team. 13 defeats and counting. Two consecutive seasons with a negative goal difference. Bad recruitment.etc etc. . Even the blind can see the writing on the wall. ETH is simply out of his depth

[@bushbangalo]

Big Up Rants...You had to break it down for certain man, but your truth is 💯

[@shaolinmaster8337]

Im glad you said Onana is overweight...I have been saying that for time

[@sosafrom1790]

I’m smoking on a United pack tonight come on palace that was payback for the fa cup couple years ago take that tonight 😂

[@tr4086]

Mainoo is tactically and technically good but lacks pace, for a young man that’s not good enough.

[@dpimpernell4050]

I'd take jackson over rasmus

[@gammaamin]

Nah bro's desperate now😅

[@KibibiHemed]

I like how ur are real bro, truly man u is in deep problem!!!

[@Jonathan-wl4ep]

That analogy was mad Rants. From Harry Kane to what 👀😂😂😂😂

[@BigbossJR83]

I was at the game bro, trust me the tv couldn't have picked up how shocking they were positionaly, aggressively or in progression. Them south London dons off the ball and on the ball were taking the absolute piiiiiiiiss

[@PrBorgia]

One thing mate I really appreciate your honesty ,you are 100% spot on . One thing ,WTF is McClaren doing at United by the way ? Just thought I would mention this clown as well

[@chadrampersad]

Man said we got Ten Diddly as our general at war

[@mikeyred1913]

Cold snalysis Rants, Big up still!!...🫵🏽👌🏽👍🏽

[@mikeyred1913]

Scuse the typo!!...😠

[@ituaehis6810]

A good coach would've used amrabat to shield the defense. Play 4-5-1. Choke the midfield with amrabat, mainoo and mount a 3 man midfield.

[@Kedesh14]

Facts, Sad to see eth to this day can’t put out a proper lineup to buffer our injury crisis. Questionable coaching.

[@yoavparkinson9296]

Good point.

[@cashbath]

Man said shaped like a Honda civic 😂 I’m dead!!!

[@georgemark8593]

As a chelsea fan I can't put Jackson in the same level as Haaland even Nunez😂. But he is better than Rasmus

[@MSH2113]

Nunez is not better than Jackson lmao. He just plays for a better team if he played for Chelsea he would not have 16 goals

[@mariovelan7380]

@@MSH2113 💯

[@nnamdiagina2223]

Jackson is better than Nunez

[@supaarch4058]

i usually agree a bit with you, but at this point what do we have left, we have nothing left, can't throw the kids into the fire. the only thing i can't understand is not playing diallo. I am more worried that we are heading for a worse year than this one next year. I am really worried. I don't see INEOS getting this right...the targets mentioned thus far won't fit and over priced already.

[@ZeldaReacts1]

Even Havertz is a better striker than Hojlund😂😂😂

[@jamzmaiza709]

Respect Rants

[@sully6191]

HOLD THAT rants🤣🤣

[@leolion9535]

I love this guy 👦 I love your analysis

[@abioticflyer63]

I still wonder why, at this point Altay hasnt been given a run of games

[@williamneailey6756]

Ten haag is brilliant give him a ten year contract 😂😂😂

[@ps5andstuffhere]

Tag Hag basically has defenders sitting deep and everyone else attacking and pressing lol

[@mm2801]

The concussion aint wearing off its gettin worse😂

[@furminhio]

Football heritage my guy🤣🤣

[@rageowens]

13:39 😂😂😂😂 omg

[@bulelanikatikati8022]

Hold that PAGAN 😂😂🕺🏾🕺🏾

[@zenolaurent3254]

We made Eze look like prime Dinho last night absolutely shambolic

[@BattousaiMLT]

Preach!

[@phatbi971]

INESO I AM WATCHING YOU.

[@Rakuza.o]

I think we got more of chance at the FA trophy if we pull Daniel levy sack him before the final 🤦‍♂️

[@theconqueror1961]

HOLD THAT 😂

[@muhya9480]

Like ETH had any option to protect Casemiro🤣 Both are rubbish and not cut out for this

[@daviddeegrollert706]

Blabbing on about how trophies paper over the cracks, yet when his team won a, in his own words, "Mickey Mouse" cup and finished third last season he tried to tell us it was them progressing... This guy.

[@tomc8487]

What are you even talking about

[@ashtonndlovu9470]

​@@tomc8487his just yapping

[@langletprolet8378]

@@tomc8487 He talking about Rants

[@Neo_Rain146]

Bro on a positive note how good did Mason Mount look tonight

[@jeanjacqueslundi3502]

Is this a joke?

[@phatbi971]

Please don’t piss me off I beg you

[@dr3707]

😂

[@liquidgeorge]

Mount was saucing. Don’t know why he got taken off.

[@PedroNeves-hm5xm]

Did he even play?

[@user-gw2rb8vi9d]

😂Man said the "Acne Alan Smith"💀💀☠ Holaand

[@you393]

I love rants' rants. Everyone is scrub, fk trophies 😂😂😂😂

[@swiftrs_]

Its crazy im starting to feel this is worse than ole’s rein

[@andrewoketi4082]

Ten Hag is the worst Man utd manager post Fergie

[@MajinbrineHD]

The players genuinely liked ole and respected him and played under him even with his awful tactics. Say what you want about him but at least he was a good man manager. Ten hag is both a terrible man manager and a dreadful tactician.

[@marcelgreen5286]

Pharmacy opens AT 9AM 😂😂

[@sancofa7]

I agree completely with everything this man is saying. Absolutely spot on 👏🏾

[@shaun9183]

😂😂😂😂Hold dat !!!!!

[@cnewbz8582]

man said movement of barney the dinosaur n built like a honda civic flipping wild😭😭😭 (shout out the honda civic ownwers tho)

[@akpannnsikann7767]

Rants good analysis...."defending is a shape or structure"

[@shinobidan2256]

Over to you Ineos👀 The streets are watching👀

[@davekika7394]

I think the team wants Eric out

[@user-kj9uq6yn4x]

Give Ten Haag time. Let him build. I would say atleast 2 seasons. Trust the process (im a rival fan btw) 😂😂😂

[@astureentertainment7336]

Why was Real Madrid playing at Sellhurst Park vs Meme United last night?

[@paco8427]

Who told this delusional Pussioo that Harry Lane wanted to go to United? Not even Messi can fix this United team 🤣

[@user-fy3lo3uq8s]

Mason Mount is the new George Best 😂

[@joshuaabimiku7108]

It feels like torture at 3-0 I felt like rocky on the floor but with man kicking

[@RyCharles]

What I get from eth is he likes to play 5 & 5 in defence and attack maybe like a 3-2-2-3 but it’s all out of balance whether In or out of possession

[@brettpinkerton8101]

Cheer up bro😂