Indian Reacts Sri Sri: Ranker of The Universe | JonTron

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

I love the way your eyes widened when Sri Sri said even stones have gender. That basically told me all I needed to know.

[@micshork]

There are many Gurus out there but no one has the definitive answer as many of them can contradict each other. No human possesses true wisdom.

[@AlexionGame]

Thank you for this! This video by Jontron is one of my favorites but as an American I was always curious about what parts of what he was saying was true, and what was completely made up so to hear a little bit more context of the foundation he used to create his bullshit was honestly quite enlightening. Thank you so much for making this!

[@ma.2089]

The majority of it is complete bs, but it sure is funny lol. There’s actually a famous Indian movie whose main antagonist is some cultist religious nut who makes up random bs. A guy who is very much like Shri Shri. It’s called PK, and it’s very good. It tackles religion as a whole and how ppl shouldn’t use religion as an excuse to spread discourse and hate.

[@terrencenoran3233]

If all of us were bound by that very rating system, we'd be even more racist.

[@Bjartastavonin]

"fuck you rock, you hard shit head!", if this was like "real" I think even non-intelligent "units" of life would be racist/demeaning to the lower ones

[@chillwill2918]

Superman actually is a super genius, but they don't really show it lol. Probably because despite being a super genius he's not as smart and/or cunning as Batman.

[@matthewpaul6904]

I love how half the comments are people coming to defend Superman's intelligence.

[@bad-people6510]

As far as the DC universe, Boston Brand did get his powers from an Indian Deva.

[@inkoalawetrust]

About superman, he DOES have genius level intellect, like most Kryptonians seem to, so he's not just a dumb meathead. The reason Luthor is still a threat to him is because Luthor is just way smarter (Remember, we are talking about comic books here), and because superman as far as I know is just not really willing to just like, laser him from orbit.

[@cerberus0225]

Rocky road is chocolate ice cream with nuts and marshmallows, that's all.

[@AedanBlackheart]

And it's delicious depending on who makes it.

[@ero-senninsama1734]

12:40 I think the most they go on most comics its that Superman has a brain that processes information like a supercomputer, but that doesnt really mean being cunning or outsmarting tricksters.

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

The “edit” and “reply” functions are your friends, don’t make them feel sad and ignored. There are 12 comments here already and a third of them are from you 😂, especially if you’re doing time stamps, just edit your thoughts onto your previous comment

[@aztecelotl]

Actually, Superman is fast at solving problems, but he doesn't have a big brain like Batman or Lex. Batman and Lex have terabytes of memory while Superman runs in teraflops

[@Blizzard-kf3qm]

Actually Superman is highly intelligent in the comics. I think his IQ is regarded as 205(higher than Batman’s but lower than Lex Luther’s). He constantly creates advanced technology in his fortress of solitude and is a gifted tactician.

[@cheezycrust7985]

Love how he question rocky road ice cream and ignore the other one, I don’t blame him either way

[@shootahgun]

super man can think as fast as the flash so he can come up with thousands of ideas in under a second maybe even millions

[@doomguy19931]

This dude's wheeze kills me

[@Haispawner]

We all know Obama could beat the crap out of Vishnu's avatars.

[@ero-senninsama1734]

14:00 I think the difference between animals and humans being able to have another rank is that unlike animals, a human has the potential to act past its own self and his own community and make big changes across the entire world

[@maozedong8370]

Why are you trying to justify this nonsense? Besides, other animals can make choices and make change that influence the world so what the f*ck are you talking about?

[@robxholicfoxyfan8552]

To be fair, Dolphins of every kind (including Orcas) already affect all of the oceans, which is more than the land. They are as smart as us (in some ways less so in other ways moreso) they just don't have the same way of speaking and their bodies are specific to the water, so they have a different worldly niche. But they do have human-like cruelty and racism and perform abuse on every other species they can reach, and also are equally empathetic to humans sometimes like when dolphins lured a big boat to save the life of a little girl on a raft in the middle of the ocean so yeah they are humans of the sea.

[@ma.2089]

A minority of Humans have the ability to affect the whole world since they’ve commandeered it. But the vast majority of people cannot make any major impact on this planet. It’s like how ppl blame individuals for destroying the environment rather than realizing their corporations are the ones creating that impact. Other species make just as much an impact as the average human. Some ecosystems rely on certain species whereas most ecosystems don’t need the invasive species that is the human. I know you’re trying to find some logic within this cult leader’s speech, but you don’t have to. He’s talking nonsense. The only reason religion depicts humans as above their environment and other species to give them a sense of control. They want people to believe they’re god’s favorites, and their desires are more important than anyone else’s cuz they’re naturally inferior.

[@ironnordegraf]

Many Americans want to feel "spiritual" and have a bad habit of looking looking towards Eastern religions and philosophies for it like Hinguism and Buddhism seeing it as exotic and mysterious without ever really coming to truly learn or understand the realities or history of anything they take from it. Some do truly learn and genuinely convert to these ideals though its rarer. This tends to happen largely because many have become jaded with or have had bad experiences with Western religions and philosophies.

[@Kjf365]

It's strange when Jesus is *right there.*

[@avinababiswas4885]

Well religion is fine when it combines with the Baba's and gurus and stuff then it just a comedy show ... The history and the reasoning is deep i really appreciate it but taking advice from another human who thinks of himself as high is just bullshit

[@ma.2089]

There’s plenty who do convert and actually understand what they’re doing. But cults will always have a firm grasp on humanity as a whole lol

[@ma.2089]

@@Kjf365 I think the point is that they don’t like Jesus or Christanity. Eastern philosophies can be different to Western ones in ways that are appealing. It’s not strange to dislike Christanity.

[@ero-senninsama1734]

19:48 I mean, Ghandi also was a huge deal about the politics of India, is a very important figure with pacific protests and also inspired martin luther king jr to fight against racism the way he did. Yeah, Einsteins work allowed us to get closer to understanding our reality and gave us lots of inventions and concepts, but you also need a society where everyone lives as harmoniously as possible to be able to have more Einsteins that can advance progress even further. Even if the theorethical smartest man was alive right now, that doesnt mean we would become a perfect society instantly. Humanity as a whole has to progress so there can be true change.

[@ero-senninsama1734]

9:55 Yeah, I guess some of the reincarnation system also sheds light in the value that is set to living beings on their path to illumination. Animals do not have free will, unlike humans, or at least that is what we say.

[@pyronuke4768]

I'm sorry, but seeing you without facial hair is really throwing me off. Don't take me wrong, you look nice, I'm just not used to seeing you without a beard.

[@thatindiandude4602]

Same here 😅

[@LoisoPondohva]

This is the first video I've seen you without a beard and you look aggressively 15 💀

[@DudokX]

Lol I use opera gx but not because of the whacky meme bs. I use it because you can turn that and a lot of other shit off. It runs better for me than chrome despite being based on chromium.

[@kyuokuo]

How have you managed to have so much time on this platform and yet, when I watch your videos again, you look like you have EVEN MORE of a baby face going on!?!? Tell me your secrets of eternal youth!

[@thatindiandude4602]

Probably good diet and exercise

[@tjjordan4207]

13:25 Yeah, I don't think Hitler should be associated with having more units of life, considering his history.

[@Vincisomething]

Something about that guy's forehead and hair makes his face look wide or something

[@garythecatastrophe7535]

aw heck yeah