Rocket: Got any parents? Thor: Died. Rocket: Siblings? Thor: Also died. Rocket: Best friend? Thor: Stabbed through the heart. Rocket: yeesh, any pets? Like, a, goldfish? Thor: Eaten by the cat. Rocket: What about the cat? Thor: Choked on the goldfish.
@ipotatosenpai70025 жыл бұрын
F
@vikavoltisepic35074 жыл бұрын
Scocadet I cried and laughed at the exact same time
@osullitron9905 жыл бұрын
Gamora: I want you to kill Rocket. Rocket: *look of disgust*
@rhetiq99895 жыл бұрын
*strange lifts up one finger in Endgame* Strange : “One Time”
@bowlofpasta88465 жыл бұрын
Iron man: I'm sorry are giving out tickets or something? Loki: kill away Ebony maw: Let him have his fun Captain America: I am Steve Rogers Bucky: Not for sale Rocket: Quill
@ghost68965 жыл бұрын
*"Your math is Blowing my mind"*
@mr.nyeeter45465 жыл бұрын
Dr. Strange: One time
@trevorphilips90655 жыл бұрын
Thanos: AAAAAAHHHHHH
@jordancampos68645 жыл бұрын
Banner: ASSHOLE
@MarkiplierMeatMuncher85 жыл бұрын
Hotel:Trivago
@SonofthePhantom5 жыл бұрын
1:01 Attachment to the material is attachment to the virgin Oh nice
A R E Y O U G I V I N O U T T I C K I T S T O S U M T I N ? !
@gogodahero5 жыл бұрын
*L E T H I M H A V E H I S F U N*
@bereftspud2796 жыл бұрын
Let him have his fun
@thefanaticfikrul19775 жыл бұрын
*HELP ME*
@fluffzone61005 жыл бұрын
That peni avatar 💕
@OGrupxe5 жыл бұрын
You givin' out tickets or somethin'?
@RedxCarmine5 жыл бұрын
TRIGGERED
@dani-xm2pt5 жыл бұрын
*Let him have his fun*
@ays.fennix5 жыл бұрын
Evacuate the city Engage all defences And someone get this man a ticket
@stormbreaker30955 жыл бұрын
Thanos: fades away Ebony maw: let him have his fun.
@SoldierHasSoldiers6 жыл бұрын
1:47 Rocket made me spit out my drink xD
@otmancool5 жыл бұрын
Same
@jessicabutler88625 жыл бұрын
Wow
@Azure_Gust9315 жыл бұрын
**Sniff**
@miawmewo5 жыл бұрын
Tony : *Are you giving out ticket or something* Loki : *ALRIGHT, STOOOOP*
@malixnant5 жыл бұрын
*(Literally suffocating)* _”ALRIGHT STOP!”_
@gogodahero4 жыл бұрын
Rocket: How much for the gun Bucky: Not for sale Rocket: Ok how much for the arm Bucky: *SALE SALE SALE*
@_Looft5 жыл бұрын
“Woah woah please put eggs in me!”
@sparkshark52855 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@מלכהעטיה5 жыл бұрын
Spark Shark hes a minor FBI OPEN UP
@GabyGeorge19965 жыл бұрын
מלכה עטיה technically he was 16 in Civil war, and this is two years later , so technically he’d be 18
@thefanaticfikrul19775 жыл бұрын
In homecoming peter said he was 15
@GabyGeorge19965 жыл бұрын
The Fanatic,Fikrul he said he was fifteen when he got his powers. Considering that Luis mentioned “a guy who swings” in 2015’s Antman it can be assumed that he got his powers around the same time as Ultron if not earlier
@ChiefLeef5 жыл бұрын
Legend says he is still having his fun..
@Ikkey5 жыл бұрын
Alternate title "Tony's Search for a Ticket"
@Unknown-mi4ih4 жыл бұрын
Tony desparately trying to collect tickets
@face8055 жыл бұрын
My favorites 0:25 Let him have his Fun 0:35 Let him have His Ffffuuuuun(θ_θ) 0:46 Help me 0:52 LLLeeettttt HHHiim HHhAave HHhisss Fffuuun 0:58 Loki getting choked(ALRIGHT STOP!!!!) 1:18 Bruce YOU GIVING OUT TICKETS OR SOMETHING 1:21 GET OUT OF HERE 1:44 ooowwwaah 1:46 DROPS* ooowwwaaah 3:30- 3:41 3:50 AAAAHHHHH OOONNNE TTTIIIMME 4:11 pleas put your eggs in me 5:10 Inorder to take the stone you must Lose the Stones 5:14 you srs STARTS CRYING* 5:37 ASSHOLE 5:53 ASSHOLE 6:13 WALKS IN OOOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAAH 6:31 you should have killed me PARTS!!! Fight breaks out 6:43 Do not engage we almost got this OOOOFFFFFF 6:51 HOW MUXH FOR THE GUN NOT FOR SALE OKAY HOW MUCH FOR THE ARM SALE SALE SALE 6:56 I notice you copied my beard I am steve rogers 6:59 :-} 7:05 oh yeah 7:10 one time 7:22 why would you do that One time 7:25 ffffuuuuck me AHHHHHH YOU SHOULD HAVE GON FOR THE-- AHHHHHHH 7:35 Be steady quil 7:41 Tony Be steady quil One time 7:47 Mr stark i dont feel so good Be steady quil I dont wanna go GETT OOFFFFFF 7:58 Get out of here Vanishes* 8:02 be steady quil 8:04 Not for sale 8:10 I AM STEVE ROGERS
@User-wr2xs5 жыл бұрын
Da Homie X so basically the entire video
@face8055 жыл бұрын
@@User-wr2xs be steady quil
@User-wr2xs5 жыл бұрын
Massage his muscles
@face8055 жыл бұрын
@@User-wr2xs I am steve rogers
@User-wr2xs5 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry are u giving out tickets or something
@generalgrievous93795 жыл бұрын
You don’t have any money, D O U C H E B A G
@thefanaticfikrul19775 жыл бұрын
Cull obsidian: can i kill him now? Ebony Maw: let him have his fun Cull obsidian: *30 minutes later* NOW!? Ebony Maw: wait... *3 hours later* Cull obsidian: *sighs* Now? Ebony Maw: let him have his fun Cull obsidian: *starts banging maw against the wall*
@noahclark76035 жыл бұрын
Your comment just made me cry 😂Not sure why but it’s what barely pushed across the line from chuckle to just full out losing it. My chest hurts
@arthurcallahan61085 жыл бұрын
Thanos: *gets decapitated- Squidward Guy: let him have his fun
@jdizzledaplaya29865 жыл бұрын
That's Ebony Maw.
@jdizzledaplaya29865 жыл бұрын
Get lost Squidward.
@TheChandalorian995 жыл бұрын
"you should not be here" 'I was gonna go home-' "are you givin out tickets or somethin?" 'No' "I don't wanna hear it"
@wtclipzz5 жыл бұрын
Tony: You givin out tickets or sum? Peter: No Peter: I was thinki- Tony: I don’t wanna hear it
@kaineparker65745 жыл бұрын
0:22 "Loki, please make up your mind." - Thanos Edit: "Are you testing my patience?" "You dare to test against the mighty Thanos?" 0:59 "Still want to test me?"
@f34rless485 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Tony: *YoU gIvInG oUt TiKeTs Or SoMeThInG?*
@denontown5 жыл бұрын
Thanos : I am inevitable. Tony : You giving out ticketd or something?
@iMercenary5 жыл бұрын
*Are you giving out tickets or somethin'?* -Tony Stank
@justadragonnamemarcus17514 жыл бұрын
*GET OUT OF HERE*
@HouseMDLover695 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, I'm half stupid, so that's a 100% of me that's 50% human. That's 50% Flash Gordon. So that's a 100% of me that's 50% 100% stupid. Don't forget, I'm stupid! Iron Man: Your math is blowing my mind.
@owengoldsmith30265 жыл бұрын
"Bruce? Are you giving out tickets or something? Get outta here" Literally anyone's reaction to when Endgame tickets became available
@Skald996 жыл бұрын
why is this so underrated xd
@willster17yt6 жыл бұрын
7:52 Couldn’t stop laughing XD. Get OFFFFFF XD!
@RandomGuy-ch7ur5 жыл бұрын
GET OUTTA HERE!
@Rotemagical5 жыл бұрын
NOT FOR SELL
@RisingDeath5 жыл бұрын
Oof memes are not that funny anymore besides Roblox is for kids and i dont care if y'all angry for what i just said
@SamuraiBaboon5 жыл бұрын
Zero Mafia boss he was never making an oof meme he was saying what tony was saying because tony said get off
@Evakkay5 жыл бұрын
@@RisingDeath Yeah I visited your Mom's house in Roblox
@platinum73623 жыл бұрын
Tony: [dying on ship] Captain Marvel: Tony: You givin’ out tickets or somein’? Captain Marvel: I’m here to get you back to ear- *GET oUTTA HERE*
@EmreeKuri6 жыл бұрын
For once I’m likening the KZbin recommendations cause this is funny
@vasilikieleftheriachannel77325 жыл бұрын
6:35 Nebula: Where is Gamora ? Drax : Why is Gamora ? 😂😂😂😂
@justadragonnamemarcus17514 жыл бұрын
Slaps
@thatcornfedrx8guy3725 жыл бұрын
you giving out tickets or somthin?
@JahinAlam5 жыл бұрын
4:29 to 4:39 I laughed really hard 😂😂
@jasonfajerman81065 жыл бұрын
Quill: don’t forget I’m half stupid so that the 100% of me that 50% human That’s 50% Flash Gordon So that the 100% of me that’s 50% 100% stupid. Don’t forget, I’m stupid
@JahinAlam5 жыл бұрын
@@jasonfajerman8106Tony: your maths blew my mind
@gogodahero5 жыл бұрын
Wanda: Vis? Is that *Vis* again?
@Haziel_27285 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Iron Man: You giving out tickets or something?
@katlhk7375 жыл бұрын
Give that man his tickets already
@-oblz83675 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Steve Rogers: *I am Steve Rogers*
@NebulaVx3 жыл бұрын
4:26 "Don't forget, I'm half stupid, so that 100% of me that's 50% human, that's 50% Flash Gordon so that 100% of me that's 50% 100% stupid, don't forget, I'm stupid."
@Westview7145 жыл бұрын
*Legends say Tony is still asking for Endgame Tickets*
@ariz73815 жыл бұрын
4:27 omg I started dying when star lord mixed up the numbers 😂😂😂
@Flop_Studios5 жыл бұрын
"How many do we win?" "Buy the movie to find out!"
@MoistSquirrel385 жыл бұрын
But he can’t because nobody’s giving out tickets
@technopathic75995 жыл бұрын
Vision: It's alright, you could never hurt me. I just feel you Also Vision: *screaming intensity*
@IconicBoar0975 жыл бұрын
Vison "it's alright you could never hurt me, i' just feel you" also Vison *screams of unfathomable pain*
@the-boring-car-guy3 жыл бұрын
Peter: I don't wanna go sir please😢 Tony: GET OUTTA HERE Classic
@legosnek4 жыл бұрын
Tony Stark: I'm sorry, are you giving out tickets or something? Doctor Strange: One time. Captain America: I am Steve Rogers. Bruce Banner: Asshole! Wanda: Wis? Rocket: Quill. Bucky: Not for sale Loki: Kill away. Thanos: Aaaaaaah! Ebony Maw: Let him have his fun.
@ASTRO_CJASTRO5 жыл бұрын
Peter dying Tony: GET OFF
@pablo85243 жыл бұрын
*dies* “Get out of here”
@latrellfrasier6 жыл бұрын
This is art.
@m.m.83596 жыл бұрын
1:54 I’m dead!!!😂😂
@ghost68965 жыл бұрын
2:33
@EtherealRoninERProductions5 жыл бұрын
Happy endings be like.....
@Jaxymann5 жыл бұрын
I'm actually crying with laughter this is the best Infinity War YTP i've ever seen xD
@Xortaro5 жыл бұрын
Red Skull: In order to get the stone, you must lose the stones. Endgame Thanos: The stones destroyed the stones.
@poizenboi765 жыл бұрын
I USED THE STONES, TO DESTROY THE STONES
@charun38125 жыл бұрын
5:31 Mark: Should we bow? Black: yey, he's a king 5:34 Mark: hm hm Bow down Black: *WHAT ARE YOU DOING?*
@poizenboi765 жыл бұрын
ASSHOLE
@Mt-do6sj5 жыл бұрын
Thanos: “I am inevitable” Tony: “are you giving out tickets or something?”
@metrictensor97455 жыл бұрын
Loki: *Gets picked up* ALRIGHT, STOP
@amxterxsu1385 жыл бұрын
"Are you giving out tickets or something?" "No." "I don't wanna hear it."
@darkalpha55495 жыл бұрын
Quill: Stop massaging his muscles.... Gamora: -massaging his muscles still- Loki: ALRIGHT STOP
@virginia24935 жыл бұрын
Bucky turning to ashes. Bucky: Steve I don't feel so good.
@codyschwartz28275 жыл бұрын
8:11 was my favorite part!!! 😂😂😂 His best friend dies *" I am Steve Rogers"* Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shuothewildfire5 жыл бұрын
And let me ask you this ONE TIME. Are you selling tickets or something?
@lodez21245 жыл бұрын
Your math is blowing my mind
@sacrificial4205 жыл бұрын
“Woah woah woah, please put your eggs in me.” I died at this.
@sng39395 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single soul: Tony: *you givin’ out tickets to somethin’?*
@danielglover18713 жыл бұрын
Tony when someone gets dusted: steady quill
@Reliavl3 жыл бұрын
Dr. Strange: You don’t have any money, douche bag. He literally said that to the richest guy on earth
@reyparsons89465 жыл бұрын
"You should have killed me!" "PARTS!"
@williamsmith99465 жыл бұрын
"You're math is blowing my mind" I actually died with laughter
@Kev245 жыл бұрын
Thanos: I am inevitable Tony: are you giving out tickets or something?
I hate how channels like yoshimaniac have thousands of subs but people like you that are actually funny don't even have a hundred.
@andrewtrimble87805 жыл бұрын
Vision-You can never hurt me *Hit with lazer* Vision-AUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
@nodalmode3 жыл бұрын
4:26 "Don't forget, I'm half stupid, so that 100% of me that's 50% human, that's 50% Flash Gordon, so that 100% of me that's 50% 100% stupid, don't forget, I'm stupid" "Your math is blowing my mind
@Enthralpy5 жыл бұрын
Thanos screaming is the new Tobey Maguire screaming
@hybrid97915 жыл бұрын
*ARE YOU GIVING OUT TICKETS OR SOMETHING*
@bighead80604 жыл бұрын
Thanos: (Arrives on Titan.) Doctor Strange: “Oh yeeeaaaaaah.”
@mrshylesh28235 жыл бұрын
*you* *giving* *out* *tickets* *for* *somethin*
@BHV08105 жыл бұрын
Tony: Bruce! Are you giving out tickets or something? Bruce: (looks at Tony in denial) Tony: GET OUTTA HERE.
@sabah28704 жыл бұрын
No one: Tony: U giVin' oUt tIcKeTs oR sOmEtHInG 🎫
@floopydoopy18425 жыл бұрын
Gamora:I want you to kill me Starlord:BINGO!
@frapiichino5 жыл бұрын
Noobmaster69 is laughting somewhere in his mom's basement.
@cloudy78323 жыл бұрын
“Let him has his fun” *what are you, giving out tickets or sum?”
@yes____5 жыл бұрын
5:09 "in order to take the stone, you must loose the stones" Thanos: "You srs?" 😂😂😂😂😂
@OkayFillet5 жыл бұрын
"How much for the arm?" Wong: *a buck and a half*
@DerezzedMan3 жыл бұрын
Ebony really wanted Thanos to be whooped by Hulk lmao
@adronikos78224 жыл бұрын
Ebony: Let him have his fun. Thanos: I’m not having fun, he’s kicking my ass!