Inhale Screaming (the suckiest song in the world)

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[@ashleyrandall7953]

omg they gotta sing using helium

[@AltoFox]

+ashley randall YES!!!

[@KRodarte56]

+CRAWFORDx96 sulfur hexaflouride

[@stonhs]

Next video idea, maybe?

[@kallitalonpoika]

yes

[@CynicalNecromancer]

Listen to Geddy Lee.

[@angus6858]

0:56 lamb of God

[@Wilfric]

Glad i wasn't the only one who thought it sounded a bit like Randy lmao.

[@AgustinRodriguez-Bdm]

New American Gospel time...

[@beaniesandbandannas9739]

I thought that too

[@sheihflores2706]

i do exhale vocals but when ive try inhale it also sounds as randy

[@Abesfa2000]

Beanies and Bandannas so true

[@andreeaLnedelea]

omg! this song sounds exactly like when you stab a pig in the neck and the blood starts coming out, but you didn't cut the carotid artery and it won't die instantly, and then it's in agony for a few minutes until it dies!

[@Blackwing2345635]

the best comment ever xD

[@sawyerh.923]

+Andreea L Nedelea If you can record that, I'll put a metal track behind it.

[@andreeaLnedelea]

***** I would if I could, but my neighbour stopped slaughtering pigs yesterday..

[@sawyerh.923]

Andreea L Nedelea Awhhh

[@kaim268]

+Andreea L Nedelea that was scarily specific :D

[@mattharris9015]

The thing is, Austin actually still sounds great

[@samvelasco9231]

Expurgatory he is more experienced than jared as a vocalisr

[@therevolution91]

Austin always sounds great, looks like a turtle and if I would see him in public I would have to laugh. "You fat piece of shit!!!" 🤣

[@Rafterz]

He lost weight now, wtf dude.

[@luisfuentes3012]

A shit-ton of weight, actually, he looks great!

[@wherearethoseavocados8743]

300th comment

[@FobiasBizarreOneManBand]

"Being Jewish and eating at a German restaurant."

[@neues3691]

+Fobia™ Never underestimate the dangers of german food

[@alexcore135]

Ich bin deutsch! I am german! 🙋

[@dzemohendrix]

+Alex Core I'm still learning it. I'd like to live there some day.

[@alexcore135]

+dzemohendrix well, Sir, it is probably one of the Best decisions in your life! You're welcome! If there are any questions regarding germany, let me know 🙋

[@dzemohendrix]

Alex Core Why thank you my good man !!! Will sure ask you if I run into any trouble! :D

[@MagCynic]

"Rock singers are only rocking you half of the time!" "The other time they're... they're... they're... they're breathing! In!" "But not anymore, baby!" "Not with inward singing, check it out!"

[@libralovesmacca]

im glad somebody else thought of that too

[@EvelynRoods]

And then i start some lyrics and you can't believe i'm singing, and i'm never fucking stopping and i'm always fucking singing, and now you know that i will never stop the fucking singing, i'm like a fucking one man band, i'm like a fucking one man baaaaannnnndddd!

[@deamonslayerplays9498]

THEY NOT SINGING ROCK

[@c.e.f4916]

DeamonSlayer Plays it’s a reference dude.

[@MidnaFeetEnjoyer]

Not understanding the lyrics ratio: Clean: 0-24% Groul/scream: 25-49% Inhale Screaming 50-74% Pig squeal 100%

[@MidnaFeetEnjoyer]

So no, this isn't the suckiest song

[@meerkat8769]

No get it, he's inhaling or "sucking" it's a pun

[@MrQwaas]

dont diss SLAM now....

[@boraceylan4174]

Actually pig squeals are %100 understandable. It's BRREEEEEE

[@TheKingofZock]

@@boraceylan4174 Yeah thats all that a pigsqueal is lol.

[@benguingaming4072]

"paying child support for 18 years and finding out it's not your kid................................................................................................................................."

[@decafbountiwack3658]

Paying child support for 18 years and finding out it’s not your BRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@andymanson3836]

Benguin Gaming I’d be suing a bitch lmao

[@ahmadmoussa3771]

Oh boy! can't wait for the bloopers!!

[@dimitriskontis8668]

lol m2 :D

[@Taylees]

+Jesus Christ They already are in this video, partially :)

[@xechufriend]

hahahaha i was about to say that.

[@DARTHKROM]

me either!! 😈😂

[@WhatsGoinOnMate]

+Jesus Christ Gonna be insane with this one lol.

[@jenshendriks9092]

I laughed so hard at half of the video where Jared couldn't handle it anymore and just screamed aaaauuwwww

[@knotletis]

The fact Jared’s laugh at 1:23 matched the song is amazing...

[@thomasduncan7759]

TBH Austin didn't sound that bad

[@levilima9925]

Yea i agree with ya. Wonder if there's any real stuff of him singing online.

[@thomasduncan7759]

x W4LK3R x his channel

[@levilima9925]

Just found out after searching for a while. His vocals are awesome.

[@Cole444Train]

1:27 really?

[@shittingcorpses59]

Cole444Train Sounds sick

[@jimmyswanify]

"But then you find out it's not your kid" im dead xD

[@drew_on_drums]

Souvik Swann i would be fucking pissed beyond comprehension

[@dschneiderkj52]

That part got me too. R.I.P. on that dude. Lol

[@brainwashedpictures1405]

Omg Jared sounds like Randy Blythe

[@michal26691]

Jared, for god's sake, how did you make inhale vocals sound even good?

[@Crowncamo]

+michal26691 THIS!

[@ezrocks4u]

Inhales are just fine if you know how to control it.

[@ferntheyoutuber9960]

He does and I didn't even realize it.

[@SavyBreci]

There are so many bands that incorporate inhales without you knowing it, just they know how to control it properly...

[@michal26691]

+Salvatore Breci Gimmie any good death band that uses inhale

[@AngelRuiz-xq2ie]

Trying to eat hot soup. But your Michael J. Fox... 😂😂😂

[@UTBreakdown]

Had to google for M.J. Fox and bursted out in laughter

[@parkergreen2704]

I don't get it.

[@PachaBau5]

"Trying to eat hot soup but you are Michael J. Fox" I wish I could say I didn't laugh at that

[@benhostetter4775]

0:48 I thought we were doing inhale screaming, not Knocked Loose impersonations.

[@satanschild3318]

every emo band trying to be metal ever

[@JonasTheBonas]

+Satan's Child THIS :D

[@unaliveeveryonenow]

Congrats, you are the first person to say emo since 2009.

[@joshviera2069]

+cyberconsumer you haven't haven't seen every youtube elitist in any core genres.

[@OneFlewCuckoo]

+cyberconsumer dude, there is alot of emo youtubers and music artists still

[@unaliveeveryonenow]

I bet, as many as Disco.

[@mark_russell]

1:00 It sounded exactly like Randy Blythe lol

[@PROJECTJoza100]

It really does. Does Randy inhale?

[@Toxic2T]

@@PROJECTJoza100 pretty much

[@manduv5225]

damn Jared sounds just like Randy Blythe

[@rskat501]

A little bit

[@Whorror47]

I was no shit thinking the same, especially at 0:57 ahaha

[@PillarOfRuin]

+Whorror it's weird, j thought he switch to exhales for a second

[@sentiecide686]

Because most people dont understand songs like this, you could probably make this a song and people would actually enjoy it

[@scazdog]

I want my own Jared in a box. This is gold.

[@bestboy897]

+wispina dont we all ?

[@tomcostin6976]

The Mario Cart part killed me, haha.

[@TwistyFreshNips]

Black veil brides basically

[@goingendless4889]

Andy didnt use inhale scream. Idiot person like bvb.

[@Lightning-gg5iu]

Black Veil Brides doesn't scream anymore.

[@goingendless4889]

+Lightning6475 youre so idiot. The legacy? They didnt scream? idiot

[@TwistyFreshNips]

+Going Endless yes they did, near the end

[@TwistyFreshNips]

+Lightning6475 they do in a couple songs from their latest album

[@Simanetik]

We definitely need an instrumental version of this. The guitars are pure gold.

[@MisterGuyFeller]

1:25 sounds like Huey, Dewey and Louie in the Finnish version of Ducktales, wicked

[@MisterGuyFeller]

+TwixtheWizard MAK?

[@ArtifactsofExile]

1:22 best moment :D forgot to cut out Jared? xDDD

[@marletsalinas9759]

Exhale - Hard to do, Easier to master Inhale - Easy to do, Harder to master BTW im an inhaler. peace out! \m/

[@maoraharon21]

Makaryo Salinas there isn't much to master with inhale vocals and when you do "master" it your vocal cords are torn apart

[@marletsalinas9759]

Yeah it is hard to focus on inhale screaming. But if you start with inhale scream just like me, Dont try to exhale. It will ruin your vocal cord.

[@lilsafeone]

Mack Mackariez I'm doing both,and it actually doesn't ruin my volcal cord

[@aricsutherland9897]

Ok I inhale and what makes it hard is making it sound clean not fucking up your throat and having good annunciation that's what makes it hard to master

[@aricsutherland9897]

Marlet Salinas dude couldn't be more true I try to exhale and it fucking hurts but not when I inhale

[@senza4591]

Why is it that inhale screaming comes to me easier than false chord or fry scream

[@nihilist1680]

I don't remember seeing any video from you that didn't make me laugh. Thank you for making my abs hurt everyday.

[@decafbountiwack3658]

This was actually the first technique I learned in middle school by chance, and I felt like a warmonger/death lord/lizard/hog/thing.

[@kiffe22]

I got a sore throat from watching this

[@subjectOHmega]

I love that you can hear austin laugh 1:32

[@AaandreSevenfold]

holy shit you dont know how happy i am seeing austin wearing a chon shirt

[@Ducktage]

0:57 Lamb of God :DDD

[@hedii.3547]

that's what I thought too :D I love lamb of god

[@zamkowicz]

Please make a song where all the lyrics are The Force Awakens spoilers!

[@mystichamster5900]

+zamkowicz Do you want to go to hell? Because that is how you go to hell.

[@thebitchinblack8166]

+zamkowicz But none of them are the actual spoilers, just the joke ones you see splattered around Facebook and shit.

[@lozz3rs]

+MysTiC haMsTeR han solo dies lol

[@mystichamster5900]

Lozzers I already know...

[@lozz3rs]

MysTiC haMsTeR i dont care.

[@SageWarrenSageywageypoo]

This fucked me up. This was hilarious. I hope their throats didn't hurt at all after this.

[@dankburrito4219]

Sage Warren Its all about breathing in through the chest.

[@_akshyn]

How the hell do metal vocalists scream inhale its hard ive nvr heard anyone do it

[@JHowOfficial]

ive tried. i failed and then i realized the people who do so will hurt their vocal chords really fast

[@israelrosario3922]

because you're doing it wrong. doing it right won't give you any issues. in fact it's the easiest form of screaming which helps you transition to singing. I've never had an issue doing inhales. There is a way to do them right, just like normal outward screams.

[@zachelliott7447]

SPECTRUM-XDM it's easy, I do both inhales and exhales. It's all on controlling air flow

[@houseofhorror8638]

Look up Misericordiam, they got pretty famous for it.

[@strayy1554]

had no problem inhaling but i find fry to be a bitch.

[@quinncarpenter1067]

"going door to door selling vacuum cleaners, plecostomus" is my favorite part

[@gavinalan]

PLECOSTUOMUS!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! I totally lost it there XD

[@danielrubio6725]

Every so often I come back to this video for the soul purpose of having a good laugh

[@Zakkarae]

That Vermicide Violence reference I love it because it's a lowkey blow to BMTH too

[@JackyyKayy]

Im in tears :') ahah love these videos

[@UnlinealHand]

Jared actually pulled a pretty good "New American Gospel" era Randy Blythe scream at 0:57.

[@darthpongo5457]

0:13 gets me every time xD

[@danielspoon1234]

wow waking the cadaver's new album is sick

[@trishank7944]

LMAOOO

[@Frymetothespoon]

Okay but Dickey's high/mid inhales are fucking sick

[@sadberto7430]

0:57 alright this was clearly Randy Blythe

[@DjunkMusic]

Hypostomus plecostomus, the suckermouth catfish or common pleco, is a tropical fish belonging to the armored catfish family, named for the armor-like longitudinal rows of scutes that cover the upper parts of the head and body

[@GrindingGrindcore]

you both are so awesome, especially together :D would sooo love to hang around with you!

[@Ssaarraa999]

I'm so looking foreward to the bloopers.

[@samanthasharp6271]

watching this makes my throat hurt

[@andyshistorylessons8278]

Where’s the bloopers version for this video? I can’t find it.

[@freddielo4330]

it's all car breaking noise

[@Jackalope904]

Love your work, man. Keep it up! I couldn't make it past the first 15 seconds without cracking up. This video and the whispering screams one are awesome. You ever think about putting these kinds of songs up on Spotify with your other stuff?

[@andymanson3836]

"when a noob tries screamo for the first time" lol

[@MyLast2Braincells84]

Holy fuck these are just as entertaining as the blooper ones 😂😂😂

[@Riot076]

Sounds better than my exhales :P

[@dzemohendrix]

With all do respect, judging by your picture, I'd expect they would be. Still, no offence. Love all 'yall!

[@Riot076]

dzemohendrix Ok :) But what's wrong with the picture? :)

[@dzemohendrix]

I don't like Cattle Decapitation. Then again, I'm biased as fuck !!! Soo my argument looses it's all meaning lol.

[@TheUnbruisable]

+dzemohendrix cattle Decap is life to me, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. except 12 year olds, let's try and keep them from having one.

[@dzemohendrix]

Immortal Penguin sure man, You know what ? I'll have a listen to them. I only got the chance to hear 1, maybe 2 songs. Everyone should deserve even a third chance. Cheers ! :D

[@tracy9329]

My life is incomplete without these videos

[@bargoldstein4898]

that was the funniest

[@tristanglasauer9377]

more like best song in the world. Funny story: when I tried inhale screaming, I immediately forgot how to do a regular gowl. XD

[@lukedavies6646]

The laugh that makes it in at 1:32 though....

[@hellisamagicalplace4617]

I get the pun, "suckiest" like sucking in air. Hehe

[@jimmynikolov01]

Listening to this in 2022…you are a legend🤘

[@shittingcorpses59]

lol I've been inhale screaming along with them this whole time while listening

[@LibertyGoblin]

Same lol

[@Toxic2T]

same

[@veronicadavanzo2064]

Haha Jared's face when he says, "it's not your kid!"

[@MMPF1425]

sounds like Bring Me The Horizon in "Count your Blessings" days xD

[@danielrkholt3409]

I was trying not to laugh while watching this, but I burst out into laughter when Austin said "Trying to eat hot soup, but you are Michael J Fox"

[@ghostgate82]

Michael J. Fox gives this song 1110110010/1010111010

THAT "by a banana... HA" 1:22 HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@noirdics3404]

Sounds like every grindcore band ever

[@MrJudder413]

Why is the blooper video for this taken down?? That's the best

[@user-yy9hx3sf8l]

я 4 тут смотрю Rossia )))

[@user-ny4lx3vt2p]

Здоров, сосед, это на вдохе делается?

[@MrZik888]

+Mr.Archer извращенцы, блин. Я ни звука гроула на вдохе не могу выдавить из себя. А у толстого так вообще прекрасно получается.

[@Taylees]

+MrZik888 Он вообще зверь. Хоть супер эмоционально, хоть безэмоционально, хоть шёпотом - как угодно может хоть скримить, хоть гроулить :)

[@user-ob4gz6lb3e]

+MrZik888 так легко же, то же самое что гроул, только в себя.

[@klisterable]

A wild russian thread appears!

[@geraldsoucie908]

the delivery of the Michael J Foxx joke kills me every time

[@keigen95]

What is this....."flaccid"?

[@Lowkeyhiman]

I have a question. Is inhale screaming bad for the vocal cords? And also I was learning to scream and I found it more easy to do inhale screams. I could also do gutturals and stuff (I think so...)

[@shahaab]

which famous band does this type of screaming?

[@cobalt._.27]

Shahab Edalatian there’s this guitarist/vocalist known as “The Riddler: One Man Metal Band” and he does these screams, but only on his songs about the 5 second rule. Basically all of them. His real name is Edward Nigma.

[@charliepinedamusic]

Austin's vocals are freaking awesome regardless of the situation lol

[@stefanpetkovic6640]

austin is much better

[@stefanpetkovic6640]

even tho Dines ain't bad at all

[@sgtnippleslol69]

Those lyrics are really relatable for example "Being Jewish and eating at a German restaurant" and when you slam "your flaccid penis in a car door". This song brought me to tears... it's a masterpiece *clap* *clap*

[@loganwilson4425]

I literally cant get over this video i love it

[@Finn-qo7gq]

Even while inhale screaming, Austin sounds like a beast

[@IMBALDGUY]

The thing is.. I wear my crocs out and public. All I get is, "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE?!?!" Just about everywhere I go...

[@lllocalenderman666ll3]

Mom, "So what music do ya like?" Me, "Its complicated-"

[@Tamarocker88]

Oh man, the lyrics.... Pure gold!

[@raycecawley9933]

At the Mario cart line I thought he was going to say “being first in Mario cart but you were watching the wrong screen”😂😂😂😂

[@Dream25_]

This was beautiful, a 2008 kind of beautiful.

[@tumate45]

Damn, I miss these kind of videos :D I even had these "screaming" song wake up music.

[@Robdrummerkid]

0:56 I'm hearing Lamb of God all of a sudden

[@jefferymoffitt]

you're description was spot on lol

[@joys5140]

"it's not your kid" I lost it at that hahaha

[@kingmedagame8676]

Y'know Jared, this video lives up to the title, I feel so bad for you when you did this, when you watched it to edit it and when you thought the finish led product was good to upload.

[@mr.terwilliger5728]

Austin’s laugh at 1:33 !!!!! LOL

[@tunez7220]

I lost my shit laughing at the face jared made when he ssid car door. Hahhahahah

[@MultiTrackDrifto]

Still makes more sense than a lot of Jon Mess lyrics.

[@stayfrosty8404]

Pickle Chin Gaming jon is the master of lyrics that make no sense

[@franceb3156]

Everyone’s sleeping in my house and I’m trying my very best not to laugh gahdemmit 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamieatwell7016]

I found this just trying to figure out if you can use inhale screaming as a viable scream cause it's the only one I can do effectively but this is wonderful

[@Comal781]

lmao the lyrics are fucking hilarious!!! thanks for the good laugh guys.

[@AnaCarolina-qo8uv]

this is my favorite video on the internet.