*INSANE* CHRISTMAS POWERUPS - Blind Trading

[@barackoboomer8972]

The one time Jon doesn’t deal the first round...

[@rayhan6098]

It's Jon not John its in his yt channel name

[@rawrrl5999]

@@rayhan6098 ikr🤣

[@Kingranch.]

For real

[@chickfilakid1113]

ikr

[@nwesterbeckmaster]

@@rayhan6098 it's actually john salmon

[@akinese7554]

NEW POWER UP: YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY! SANTA COMES FLYING BY IN HIS SLEIGH AND STEALS BACK THE ITEM YOUR OPPENENT JUST GOT AND REPLACES IT WITH COAL (Coal represents a one pointer) I feel like this is a strong power up so it should be used right as your opponent calls out their numbers, if you use this power up after you have to roll a 1 out of 1-2 to use the power up Please like so Jon can see this Edit: ty you guys so much for almost two hundred likes if jon uses this power up next blind trading I cannot thank you guys enough for your support!❤

[@milty7156]

I like this

[@oliverj7044]

This looks sick

[@norbertkosc7847]

I farted

[@akinese7554]

Omg thank you guys so much and i love you jonsandman and i would really appreciate it if you used my power up

[@akinese7554]

@Kaden the mando tysm my dude!

[@thomasxxxxable]

Jon said “I’m still making out with Dylan under the mistletoe” I fuckin died

[@bradyjolly8092]

lol was looking for a comment that said this

[@toastr-yk1cy]

Same bruv

[@fusioniclanlo2k107]

Its "Dillon" not "Dylan"

[@jake116m8]

@@fusioniclanlo2k107 does it honestly matter 😑

[@skibidi269]

Same

[@finleypearce3553]

Jon is hands down the most consistent KZbinr

[@futbol_rolf9624]

Idk Jerome ASF could give him a run for his money

[@jpeg4986]

@@futbol_rolf9624 fax especially with all of his channels and same with preston

[@kylermorningstar2633]

No hes not lol

[@fawl3568]

that’s straight facts

[@fawl3568]

@@kylermorningstar2633 yes he is what-

[@sniperqueen8355]

Jon: We have fixed all the problems from the last episode. *Athena STILL has cobalt Muscle Boys* 🤣

[@julianwerner7566]

Where

[@goaty69420]

How long until they realize that Athena has muscle boy wheels which are limited

[@reeceberrien9236]

I saw this the first time too lol

[@emerypeck3028]

I’m gonna guess it counts as import

[@blaugranapanda8711]

Lol how hasn't she noticed. Jon literally landed on an item close to it. Eventually she'll notice when they land on it or use a power up. Kinda surprising because she don't got alot of items archived.

[@Surfaceidk]

Power up idea: Heal it lets you remove any item that you have received from the other person, and you get a retry to get a better item. Anytime

[@Michael-tf7hw]

Pretty smart

[@akinese7554]

What y'all think abt mine?

[@Terrencebunions]

Should it be called how the Grinch stole Christmas?! Cuz ur removing an item that u received

[@Terrencebunions]

But just a suggestion and I’m also terrible at names

[@connelsimpson4642]

and athena yells HEEEEAAAAALLL

[@miroukikou]

Hey Jon! I thought of a really good blind trading idea, I got inspired by the "Ranked" Blind trading by Thomas. So this concept is a bit different, instead of ranks, it is: Rocket League Colors! This will be a 13 round blind trading which risks being quite long, but it is really fun! So now I'm going to explain each power-up of each round. This is optional but you have the option to include the defensive power-up that can be used at any moment during this episode. (defensive power-up is a 50/50 and if you roll an even number you get to keep that item, in case you forgot) This is totally up to you, it is fun with and without. Unpainted: When you are unlucky, some items can come unpainted, oh well, in blind trading, this means that you start off with a normal round, NO POWER-UPS! Burnt Sienna: Now we're on to Burnt Sienna, arguably, the worst color in rocket league, but oh well, use after rolling a number, you get to go, top right, top left, bottom right or bottom left of the item you just landed on, so either, you stick with the item you originally landed on, or choose to go in any 4 corners that are sticking to the item. If you pull a burnt sienna item during this round, the points for that item are DOUBLED!! Orange: Some would say this is the second-worst color, but people in the community quite like it, anyways, use it before rolling, you get to call out a corner, so either, bottom left, bottom right, top left and top right, (don't pick 6 or 7 when picking a column) Then after that, roll the number generator, the number you just pulled will be in the top row, you will get the item you just landed on + the item that is in the corner you just called. If one of the items is colored orange, you guessed it, it's double the points! Grey: Grey, the most basic color in Rocket League, don't the grey cars just look like the original? Since they look like the original, we will stick with the original! This means that you go with a normal round, NO POWER-UPS! But! If you somehow miraculously pull a grey item you obviously get double the points! Pink: The chic color, did you know that pink in Latin is "Rosea" (thank you google translate), moving on, for this power-up, you use it after rolling a number, the opponent will tell you the exact item you landed on (without saying the certification or the color) then you get to choose to either stick with the item, or choose another column, which means to choose another number that is on the same row as the number you landed on! The power is in your hands! Pink item = x2 the points Lime: Lime, popularized by a fellow KZbinr, won't say any names but hey, he's a cool guy. For this round use it before rolling a number, don't call out a column, just roll the number generator and get a row, that row will be the top row, essentially what this is, is you get 3 snipes, you have a box with 24 items, you will set the number generator from 1 to 24, you will roll 3 times, after each time you roll, the opponent must put the item in, once again, if you get a lime item, do I even need to finish this sentence? Purple: Purple, an okay color, kind of thrown under the bus, but hey, it's ok, use it before rolling, for this power-up either choose evens, or odds, odds means getting the items in column 1,3 and 5, and evens, is 2,4 and 6. Roll a row with the number generator, and choose to deal or no deal it. If you no deal with it, you re-roll and automatically have to deal! If you get a purple item out of this round, double the points! Forest green: Did you know the human eye can differentiate more shades of green than any other color? Pretty impressive, so since lime is a shade of green, you get double the points if you get a lime or forest green item! Use after rolling a number, for this one it's pretty basic, the opponent will tell you the rarity of the item you landed on, and you get to choose to either keep it or go for the item 2 tiles below it or over it. Sky Blue: Sky blue is really underrated in my opinion, but hey that might just be me, so, sky blue, the sky, the top row is the sky, use before rolling, roll a number, that number will correspond to the BOTTOM row, and since the sky is high, set the number generator from 1 to 7, roll twice, each number is a column, you get both items from the top row, of course, double the points if you get a sky blue item. Saffron: Saffron, otherwise known as yellow, is the color of, the sun, pretty amazing right? Use after rolling, you have 2 choices, either you get the item you just landed on and keep it for good, or you gamble, the opponent will tell you within a 3x3 square (the item you just landed on being the middle), the item worth the most points if you guess where it is, and you are incorrect, you go out of this with 0 items. If you are correct, you get that high point item and the item you originally landed on. If one of those happened to be saffron, that's double the points baby. Cobalt: Cobalt, this one is special, it's going to be, an early redemption, this is a controversial color, so it's a controversial round, so this is just going to be a redemption round before we get on to the big guns. If a cobalt item is removed from the pile, that is 1 extra redemption for both players. Crimson: Ahhh, crimson, the 3rd best color in rocket league, use before rolling, crimson is red, red has three letters in it, so you are obligated to go with the third column, and after that, you use your clairvoyance powers, you roll the generator, the opponent will show you, the top, bottom, left and right items to the item you just landed on, they will show them to you in no particular order, then you have to choose a direction, and hope to land on the best item out of the 4, you get the item you originally landed on too. Crimson items are double points. Black: The dark one, Black, the 2nd best color in rocket league, this is one is tricky because there aren't many black items in rocket league, most of them are discontinued, use after rolling a number, multiply the number you rolled by 2, and you get the item from that row as well, just as simple as the color. Black items are double points. Titanium White: The big one, the best color in rocket league history, titanium white, now this one is insane, use after rolling a number, you will form an L, with items, so basically, you will get the item you landed on, then you go 2 down, and one to the right, you get all those items, and you guessed it! If one of those is Titanium white, bam easy points. I recommend using, double or even triple redemption because this is kind of a mega episode feel free to tell me what you think, and if you will be using it, you can obviously add rules of your own and you can also remove some of my rules I think this would be an insane mega episode and that the community would enjoy watching this! Please do tell me what you think and I look forward to your response :D -Nael

[@emerypeck3028]

This sounds cool, and respect for typing that much

[@miroukikou]

@@emerypeck3028 thanks man appreciate it

[@snxps._.2637]

Seriously I can’t be the only one who I just feels like Jon is the most chill person ever seriously

[@s0lacee]

You would be right. You arent.

[@jackveedock4893]

I have a powerup idea. Dice: roll 2 dice to get 2 numbers 1-6. You then subtract the second number you get from the first number you get. If the answer is a positive number, it creates a plus sign giving you five items (the one you landed on, and then the items to the right of, above, below, and to the left of the item you landed on). If it's a negative, its a minus sign also giving you five items (the item you landed on, then 2 to the right and 2 to the left). IF it equals 0, meaning you rolled the same numbers, it creates an equal sign where you get 6 items, but you get to choose the one you don't want, (don't get the item you landed on, you get the item above, top right, top left, below, bottom left, bottom right), and out of the 6, you get to choose the 1 you don't want to keep making it balanced. This is a really fun one!

[@Patukah1879]

That's actually one of the best ideas I've ever heard, hopes he sees this

[@samcavanagh8396]

“I’ll take your biomass” was the most alpha thing I’ve ever heard.

[@jackellison4662]

i can’t wait for athena to say “i hate it here”

[@joshbruns9146]

only the OG's remember blind trading with Phantomace

[@roidgaming1928]

Only OG's remember f1 and when jon did videos with woofles

[@mutatednut]

Phantom was much better than annoying ass Athena

[@roidgaming1928]

@@mutatednut phantom obviously doesnt want to do crates with jon for his views. He wanted a little clout from jon like Rizzo got and then they went and did their own thing now with a higher viewer count. Athena is just willing to stick around for now because I think she enjoys the content as much as jon.

[@razzley]

@@roidgaming1928 *F2

[@crydevice]

Bro.. Athena is yelling into my ears the whooole time bruh

[@excitedstiffy6200]

I’m screaming “is this better than a exotic!” As Jon was using his secret Santa😂

[@hamouziii]

0:10 mom, whats that noise? *oh, its jon doing another blind trading episode*

[@zyrix06]

LMFA

[@zyrix06]

o

[@vincentzo493]

When you're constipated but you feel it coming: 19:52

[@djaay6862]

Jon you really make my day everyday with your hype and energy! I’m at work watching your videos while i eat! Love you man!

[@isaiahvanmaanen1859]

When you are earlier than the people sending free hugs

[@warrenbarker9652]

Hugs

[@patrickegan2421]

Hey, u wanna free hug

[@puffs6807]

Hug

[@jayjayplayz2013]

Hey kid want some candy hehehehehhe

[@tobien776]

I'm the kinda early gang hugs

[@jaswaggon]

I swear everytime Jon asks his community what number to pick, I have never got it wrong. its so dope. what a connection😭

[@basharalsendi6887]

We’ve been waiting for this..

[@hayden4282]

Yup

[@aahil0090]

Agreed

[@Delta-Music92]

Omg I missed Blind Trading, please keep these going Jon. I been watching every episode I can find of these on your channel

[@mason28082]

Yo yo yo that blind trading into sounds like a wrestling game intro

[@agent-utd]

What the hell is that pfp 😅

[@mason28082]

@@agent-utd lol

[@oskarmalberg1750]

I think it sounded like the beginning of dont You want somebody to love You.

[@brandondemay8516]

no shit that’s the point

[@Luke-vb8pu]

I am so happy Jon is making these videos again!

[@dabomb7931]

When Jon makes an episode where he wins it should be called "Mercing Athena mad"

[@reluntless]

Merry Christmas Jon 🎄

[@tiernanaiena8918]

Why isnt jon's white octane in Athena's inventory to give him a chance to win it back?

[@Fatrim_]

Me in switzerland at 2 am watching blind trading(best thing ive ever seen)

[@TheRayKid101]

Power up idea: you count up all the items you've already landed on that are stacked meaning there's 2, 3, 4, ... Of the same item in that one spot. You roll with the bounds of 1 to the number of multiple stacked items you've already obtained. They are numbered by the order they appear from top to bottom. What ever the person rolls that's the item they can get again. The power up could have a multiple use in one turn to make it interesting because if you previously landed on a good item that the other player had multiple of you can potentially pull it again.

[@Ryleigh7]

I was thinking a name sharing is caring

[@stellar3430]

This makes absolutely zero sense.

[@TheRayKid101]

@@stellar3430 if Jon has 2 atomizers. Athena lands on it and gets it. Athena can use this power up to possibly land on it again to get it again because Jon has 2.

[@freyaamethyst5190]

Whenever I am like confused or something, this series helps me as it’s so funny and I love rng.

[@wokymundoo]

New power up idea: Northern lights You get and entire horizontal line but for each of the 7 items you have to roll 1 or 2 like on line 1 for example if you roll 1 you get the item if you roll 2 tho you get the item under or above you have to that for all 7 items

[@brazyd3014]

YESSSS I LOVE IT

[@brazyd107]

Oh yea that would seem fun but imaging he gets like 7 black markets 🤣🤣

[@ericxd4679]

Jon makes me happy he’s always so positive and that’s y I stuck around I was here since 2017 and I’m here cuz he never gives up and I’ve seen him grow

[@saucycup1628]

🟥Power up idea: Coal in your stocking /DEFENSIVE/ replace the nearest import with the item they were supposed to get 🟥

[@akinese7554]

Bro this would be cool, but i uh already made it.. Sorry

[@revivelmao9881]

jon is the most grinding person ik like he was grinders for years and hes got bangers after bangers for years

[@ENY_17]

Merry Christmas eve eve to everyone who sees this

[@ilovedoggos6436]

2:23 The start of johns downfall😂😂

[@Suttonpowers]

When you said “say it out loud 1-7” I really said 8 🤦

[@HumbleCrib]

4:19 Jon you just dodged that like heck

[@judahbalson8486]

When you’re so early that the video has more likes than views

[@unknownkrb]

Subscribe to help out! kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoO7oa17bMuXZqM&t

[@emerypeck3028]

When you never asked

[@kagensepoe8687]

Okay, I legit just was holding my phone then dropped in on my arm and I picked it back up. It said “Added to liked videos”. I liked it coincidentally even though I was going to like it at the end. 😂😂

[@NinjasBack]

If y’all reading this, have a nice and safe Christmas and Hanukah!

[@chavastral9245]

Really glad to see peaple like this, have a safe and good Christmas and Hanukah too(:

[@jacobwood4454]

You as well homie! Hope the year has treated you well!!

[@juni1489]

Boi i was like 😳 when she said power up around all them bm. SHEEESH

[@aidurusibrahim1275]

Jon decided that he was gonna throw when he LOST a BLACK MARKET on the first round 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Lmon-pi9lz]

I LOVE TOO JUST WATCH UR EPISODES STONED IN BED, GREAT VIDEOS MAN KEEP THEM UP MY GUY

[@ShieldsyRL]

The “t” in Jon Sandman stands for trash content

[@ShieldsyRL]

@Ethan Mercado what?

[@rayhan6098]

There is no t which means that there's no trash content 😁

[@ShieldsyRL]

@@rayhan6098 correct :)

[@eneely7108]

na

[@ShieldsyRL]

@@eneely7108 r/whoooosh

[@ChickenWindow6]

You should’ve asked “Is there a mystery decal in this row” for the first question, then “Is there a mystery decal in between columns 1 and 3,” and the same for columns 4 through 7. Then you could narrow down which column the decal is in.

[@jeronimo9941]

Or just ask, 'is there an item in the row worth more points than the item in column 1?' Ask the same question for every column and then choose any item for which the other person answers, "no." It would guarantee you would receive the most points possible. They're trying to be entertaining though and asking the same question 7 times and guaranteeing the best item in the row is boring and kind of ruins the point of asking questions. At that point the powerup should just be to receive the best item in the row and skip the extra steps.

[@tipsmark6592]

When ur earlier than the kids bullying the kids sending virtual hugs lmfao

[@just.callmejace]

Hey Jon, you probably won't but you and Athena should do a blind trading but instead of points, you count up your score by the value of credits that your items are worth.

[@okipullup9697]

Day 18 of commenting on Jon’s vids until he does a video with me, Jon, just keep up the good work. Get ur sleep and try not to go crazy. I will wait as long as it takes. Just be safe

[@okipullup9697]

It is worth a shot

[@shiafye7884]

Well, I was expecting rl content on your channel lol

[@JASTEEZEY]

When John said homies at @11:20 it physically hurt me hearing the pain in his voice on how lucky she was

[@acrioo]

If you see this you’re cute.

[@agent-utd]

Uhhh

[@rokanw]

Creepy.

[@macariomendez9752]

Thanks

[@curby8062]

No u

[@bladedtiger9994]

I know

[@fishingwithyoshi]

Can't believe Christmas Eve is tomorrow!

[@alexmosher5517]

Jon literally had a black market and he said no his whole life he has said yes on the first one then today he says no gosh dang it I really wanted him to start with a black market

[@MMMForShort]

Athena is like the English teacher that just got out of college that thinks she still knows what’s going on in with all the trends And Jon is like the cool math/science teacher that you could just be a homie with because he’s here for the ride man (which all of us can relate to)

[@xrazdom8504]

**PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ATHENA** **YOU HAVE A LIMITED WHEEL IN YOUR DECK** ***MUSCLE BOYS AT **6:21***** **SECOND ROW ON THE LEFT**

[@menanator3406]

True

[@snm.uprise8694]

man i always come to youtube and see your face on my reccomended and get so hyped man love the vids bro please keep it up u make my day

[@ionutmatei4405]

Claim your “within an hour” tickets here

[@opsgreen5216]

Ok

[@heinickegoat1351]

Claimed

[@Fut7x]

?????

[@Michael-tf7hw]

I don’t want to give you my like

[@fattdamon5342]

I'm too drunk to add more strats, but for the Secret Santa power up which was really fun btw, on column 4 you could ask "is the best item in this row to the right?" helps narrow down your target and if you've asked some other leading questions you could target pretty clearly!

[@The_Real_Lazzy]

Day 153 of putting this comment here to motivate Jon to practice wavedashes until he’s the best wavedasher in Rocket League

[@ninjacharles2362]

Shit

[@ninjacharles2362]

153 its real

[@Suzytubei]

Bro your still doing this keep it up

[@cedsj8750]

You got to bring this back Jon bring the hype

[@hozziik]

God Bless everyone reading this comment.

[@timtim595]

lmaooooooooo it says no views 😂 btw keep it up Jon you’re the best!!

[@rokanw]

Spoiler alert: Jon gets the white Zomba.

[@rickybrandli648]

Cap

[@TheRealWafflez]

liar

[@yngandbakkon4886]

keep up the good work Jon. love your vids.

[@cameronhannon4980]

I just died at the moment when he athena got the wet paint😂😂😂 the reaction is priceless

[@kevinmuro5754]

Just started watching your videos again and I’m glad the old vids are back

[@karolinatreter7050]

please get this man to 1.5 mill subs by the end of the year

[@DeeboSammy69]

Merry Christmas, Jon!

[@45kshameless23]

Every time you post a video I watch the intro like 5 times. Just beautiful.

[@mrlolster7669]

YES i’ve been waiting all day for this lets goooooo

[@JamesBuon]

Another LOVELY intro by the one and only Jonsandman!

[@patrickorozco988]

I’m amazed how when Jon said pick a number I picked three as well 😂

[@void2319]

Honestly imagine not watching Jon's videos ❤️

[@tomsorensen1711]

Today was probably the worst day I’ve had this year. Which is saying a lot. But you genuinely just cheered me up.

[@e4an346]

Merry Christmas to all 🎅 ☺️🎄

[@invincibleguy1710]

No jokes, this is my most favorite thing to watch always enjoyable!!!

[@cincystreaming]

Imagine if Athena actually watches this before your next episode. You'll be in so much trouble for the lack of TW Zombas

[@vibechamp2655]

Love watching John before I go to sleep

[@reginaldguzman5570]

1:16 my entire lifestyle changed completely as a result of, *Best Home Jobs Club*

[@seth9329]

I love these videos!! Keep up the good work Jon

[@josephdabunny]

i love how when he says insane or something like that in the video title he is NEVER lying

[@Dillon6191]

Lmaoo when you told us to say out loud the column, I said 6 and you rolled my favorite number... Would have gotten a black market 😂

[@empirelama1016]

I'm so glad blind trading is back

[@shanecoin582]

Jon you are the best KZbinr that I know. Your energy is so good and I aspire to be like you.

[@YeOldeDaddy]

Powerup: "Rudolph, guide my sleigh" The row you roll becomes the top of the screen. Start from any corner and you get 1 directional hint from the defender as to where the best item on the screen is and you get 3 blind moves to try and get the item (any amount in any direction). You get the 3 items you land on during your movements, and hopefully Rudolph will have guided your sleigh correctly 🤞🤞🤞

[@akinese7554]

Sikkk

[@mattloren1475]

Please don’t stop doing these this is my favorite rl vid

[@chumquad]

Watching the secret Santa power up made me loose brain cells

[@jerryhairy4590]

Anyone else subconsciously cheer for John cause it’s johns channel

[@kadendoom4908]

Been waiting for this since the stream last night

[@crumbie4109]

I’m in the Christmas mood so I’m watching Jon

[@juanthenative7114]

grr who else is half way thru the vid hatin Jon's judgment but still loving his content and his commitment to his community. Ur a goober Jon but we appreciate u

[@trevytrevv]

“And I’m still making out with Dillon under that mistletoe” 🤣🤣🤣 that shit had me rollin

[@JJ-hx6ck]

Already love the start of the video 😂

[@e.l.z.z]

Intro always makes me 101x happier.

[@cknRL]

Intro did indeed have me hyped up Jon, thank you.

[@cknRL]

This is an older video so I dont really expect you to see this but I genuinely love the energy you bring to videos. Im glad I started watching your content again, helps me when im feeling down. You have a contagious smile/laugh that makes so many people feel better. We appreciate you Jon

[@shalinmehta7819]

How does John always find a way to make my day so much better

[@nolanwharton9631]

Brooooo. Just the intro makes me hype. I loved that

[@roidgaming1928]

Power up, polar express. You roll a row and get all the items in that row. Big boi power up jon. That's how you win the next video

[@c.k9684]

Love vids Johnny boy happy Christmas keep up with the good content :)

[@andb3135]

0:53 what a roast dude