Joe pretending to seduce a police officer is something i wish i could erase from my brain
@chrisbealonis46552 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. sure, and your not a bot
@pittsburghstellers29312 жыл бұрын
@@chrisbealonis4655 and i have a gf
@dmdcrown1572 жыл бұрын
It turns me on ngl
@memesoon83612 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. bro thinks he’s homelander 💀
@pezz88602 жыл бұрын
69th like 💪🏼💪🏼
@heavyplateslol2 жыл бұрын
Joe you are my favorite KZbinr/twitch streamer/ tiktoker you have helped me laugh through dark times I suffer with bad anxiety and you help me smile thank you man much love keep up the amazing work
@Jurassic.blue02 жыл бұрын
Hope you get better bro
@heavyplateslol2 жыл бұрын
@@Jurassic.blue0 thank you
@cosmixx02 жыл бұрын
The fact that she tried to flirt her way out 😭
@funy__ Жыл бұрын
That was so hard to watch
@HomespunBannersglare8 ай бұрын
It's also an unironically misandrist thing she did, since she implied men are willing to disregard their duties and responsibilities for some "needs."
@itzlazyalex18117 ай бұрын
@@HomespunBannersglare Misandry doesnt exist but misogyny does, she played into the system men built which is women being able to seduce men through using their bodies to get their way. You were close but not close at all, if u want to actually understand the system ur living under i can educate u
@DragonBallGoofy6 ай бұрын
Lol
@YoureMadBozo716 ай бұрын
its sad cause it works for any women if the cop is lonely enough. Saw a whale flirt her way out of theft in target when I worked there lmaoooo
@steroprince2 жыл бұрын
“Isn’t there are term for that” Yea Joe, it’s called a hate crime
@brantkuhn770 Жыл бұрын
Lynching
@fyeul Жыл бұрын
Genocide
@SpecterNeverSpectator Жыл бұрын
a little beyond hate crimes now, the dude above seems more on point
@EMS-mx2ye Жыл бұрын
Yeah basically just genocide
@isiahverbout12342 жыл бұрын
Man,Joe has just the dopest personality, It would be an honor to meet this human being!
@jaquis77889 Жыл бұрын
Npc behaviour
@Chiperoni Жыл бұрын
human?
@ParrotsAccount11 ай бұрын
Rip Joe 😭
@Greatduck777Ай бұрын
@@Chiperonihe’s actually a lizard dwarf cave dweller person that owns a personal cave and mines 24/7.
@ChiperoniАй бұрын
@@Greatduck777 👺
@pebblesstoned59002 жыл бұрын
You never fail to entertain us Joe
@awesomness11182 жыл бұрын
He did fail nnn
@ramiroonn2 жыл бұрын
On God
@BlakeOps562 жыл бұрын
All these npc replies 💀🙄
@Aaron-lv9tg2 жыл бұрын
NPC comment
@Gns1242 жыл бұрын
Fr
@xvadic68712 жыл бұрын
would’ve made the skit a 100x better if after he say “no problem” he just calmly with a smile pulls out the glock and just ends
@aveyator65962 жыл бұрын
Pp
@phrog61662 жыл бұрын
Pp
@rare69672 жыл бұрын
pp
@haydenfrimpong Жыл бұрын
Pp
@deathtokill2612 Жыл бұрын
Pp
@nolanjames99602 жыл бұрын
i took a 5 second look away from my screen and then in that time she said” your a cop your supposed to hate mexicans and black” and i made the same face as you and slowly looked back at the screen in shock😂
@so1orodman2422 жыл бұрын
Dude I’m folding laundry and just listening to this and I was so fucking confused LMAO
@Briskbump4 ай бұрын
“One Mexican Down😝”
@Bird_Manukilla Жыл бұрын
Times when actors weren’t acting 💀
@540pageessay11 ай бұрын
NO STOP ☠️
@Plutopongovideos6 ай бұрын
Average woman in texas
@JordenJordsАй бұрын
@@Plutopongovideos Average "person" from Texas
@toastyyybear Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I lagged so hard watching this💀
@Waylonmorrin4687 Жыл бұрын
I’m half Mexican I can relate 😂💀
@altnap Жыл бұрын
Bro sat and gave a 25 minutes speech to a literal serial killer
@CashM88 Жыл бұрын
on baby
@Bird_Manukilla Жыл бұрын
On griddy
@tomorrowsteachings68182 жыл бұрын
Top tier content🤙🏻
@malicious78 Жыл бұрын
Im a mexican
@CarterGhan-sk6vq4 ай бұрын
Bang bang ‼️
@AntiMental.Illness3 ай бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss.
@BM01133 ай бұрын
So am I and this is funny af
@jakseroache87173 ай бұрын
Did she get u
@chip54033 ай бұрын
me too foo
@isaacfehr2273 Жыл бұрын
Joe is literally the funniest man I met!! 😂😂
@willwalter51882 жыл бұрын
I love you joe, you fr help me so much and I know that others can agree👏
@ActuallyBrolyromDBS2 жыл бұрын
hello mister bart, i love your content and you never fail to make me laugh. keep doing what you do, because what you do is incredible.
@suryadev15032 жыл бұрын
U will get replies saying ur a npc prob don’t mind them ur right he’s entertaining
@ohcub2 жыл бұрын
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast
@chxmp.snoozer2 жыл бұрын
Very well spoken sir 🫡
@jaxamus132 жыл бұрын
Good to know
@wakpak43992 жыл бұрын
Who ever read all that is the real g
@zebzeifc8952 Жыл бұрын
what
@jaxamus13 Жыл бұрын
@@zebzeifc8952 did you not read it?
@Krabzz952 жыл бұрын
Anyone else agree that Joe has some of the most entertaining Streams on twitch
@bigjack83472 жыл бұрын
Joe is in the hills I swear
@ryteps2 жыл бұрын
just finished the video, absolute banger
@loganbp7592 жыл бұрын
We need that video in the hills I do demand it as soon as possible
@kingdragon10762 жыл бұрын
Joes content = what I like
@540pageessay11 ай бұрын
"That's what I like, that's what I like"
@ThatmonkeyJJ2 жыл бұрын
these videos keep me entertained ♡
@stewsenpeter74002 жыл бұрын
Joe on top!
@memeityy2 жыл бұрын
The only things that I wait on everyday are Joe Bartolozzi uploads and LTT uploads and I've gotten one of each today.
@aldante7079 Жыл бұрын
your videos bring me so much joy man
@victormiguelnoriega5318 Жыл бұрын
I love in a Border City and I can say most of the time Border Patrol doesn't just send them back nicely. Men get beat up brutally most of the time, and there's been lots of instances where they've shot them dead. This was more common especially back in 2011.
@T2KA10 ай бұрын
Exactly lmao i love joe but joe really doesn't know how life as an immigrant is n that border patrol dont follow the law lmao he said they dont js kill em or shoot em..yes they do..we dont have rights and are undocumented..they could kill us and aslong as nobody sees or reports it nobody would ever know...and when they detain and take in immigrant families crossing the border they abuse each member and every single time magically somehow "the immigrant children are missing..welp well try n look even though we sold em to a trafficking ring😢 womp womp bye have a nice ride back to mexico u scum"😭😭💀 but aye ignorance is bliss i will say that🤣
@renatotello99672 жыл бұрын
i felt so offended when she said “one Mexican down”💀
@SamisValid2 жыл бұрын
Love the vids Joe, keep it up
@SqLionRio2 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I approve this message
@bostonrobinson22012 жыл бұрын
I love your streams on twitch
@janaokere91942 жыл бұрын
Just finished watching your stream. W Joe, love your vids.
@daltonhartman44662 жыл бұрын
“let’s go back to your car and you can show me how to discharge your firearm…” -Joe Bartolozzi 2022
@SPACE_VHS2 жыл бұрын
another day another banger, i watched this stream 10/10
@basik13262 жыл бұрын
bro when you said she looked like the person who would do that i laughed so loud
@bungiecrimes72472 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. react videos aren't content so you are comparing an orange to an apple.
@Coastal__1 Жыл бұрын
Anybody KZbin keep crashing?
@supercalifragilisticex2 жыл бұрын
2:03 I think Joe had to cut out a part because if u go to the original vid she(Karen) says a Mexican slur 💀.
@SpecterNeverSpectator Жыл бұрын
a mexican slur?! and what would that be? beaner? wet back? didnt know there were any
@ToastedBread4 Жыл бұрын
@@SpecterNeverSpectator bro🤦♂️
@SpecterNeverSpectator Жыл бұрын
@@ToastedBread4 I'm serious, never heard a Mexican slur, and I'm latino myself, that sounds dumb, what kind of word would we even care about? Never heard anyone cry because they got called beaner, shit, it makes me laugh when they call me or anyone else that.
@ToastedBread4 Жыл бұрын
@@SpecterNeverSpectator not sure but I’ve heard a few that I’ve heard might be slurs but honestly I have no clue and obviously not gonna say them cus I just don’t know if there offensive or not
@Kahoneki2 жыл бұрын
blessed be thou when joe uploads
@ParzivalPleb2 жыл бұрын
OMG JOE POSTED!!!!!!!!
@volt33102 жыл бұрын
One of your best reacts in a while
@Gooberz123 Жыл бұрын
You make my day joe
@GoatKaptain9 ай бұрын
Does Joe know that there's a sequel to this video
@Tyrone56552 жыл бұрын
Loved this vid 😁😁😁😁
@Y119982 жыл бұрын
Bro thought his cheeks were safe on KZbin 😭 better keep em tight or else i’m goin crazy
@raistlanevans14062 жыл бұрын
Bro the video has been out for like 4 minutes how tf did you watch it all already
@GanjaandPurp2 жыл бұрын
this has to be the best video i have ever watched
@SuperSireBoyYT Жыл бұрын
1:20 genocide? Th-Thats just genocide.
@H0llyalt Жыл бұрын
Joe can make the dumbest shi seem mad funny Joe we all love u
@TrentonWX12 жыл бұрын
This stuff funny oh my gosh 😂😂😂
@toroinou2526 Жыл бұрын
3:44 That gun gives me so many vibes of Farcry 5, fr.
@gamewarrior5842 жыл бұрын
Keep it up Joe👍♥
@Hugglent2 жыл бұрын
7:02 that's the kind of jog you do in your mile for pe class
@Parkerminty2 жыл бұрын
“Time to die” me talking to my neighbor who put 35 g of weed in my brownies
@mini_crossing74682 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@mel._xxi70522 жыл бұрын
W intro
@PurplePitchforkCoD2 жыл бұрын
Bro, I literally watched this when it came out and said to myself, (joe needs to see this), not even lying lol.
@coolkidpoop80022 жыл бұрын
We love you joe😤🤨🥶🥵
@Koltenyoutube2 жыл бұрын
fire thumbnail
@UnknownNoahYT2 жыл бұрын
“OnE mEXican DOwn” 💅
@M1nTy_Offical2 жыл бұрын
Ily Joey
@hippityhoppitygimmeyourpro87352 жыл бұрын
She enjoying that role a lil too much 💀
@blanketassassin9898 Жыл бұрын
Of course right when joe is talkin about race an ad for dark chocolate pops up
@Sourrrrrr2 жыл бұрын
You honestly make me so happy bro, you’re the only KZbinr who makes me laugh
@the_burned_man Жыл бұрын
Joe never fails to fill my womb
@Krieskodo Жыл бұрын
Real
@540pageessay11 ай бұрын
Oh man what the hell XD
@Manny.009910 ай бұрын
Real (I'm a dude)
@Emory_Payne2 жыл бұрын
Joe is the only thing that makes me happy
@KungfuKenny3202 жыл бұрын
Common Joe W
@Xeplyc2 жыл бұрын
1:38 bro fr started acting like the riddler💀
@Dunkenfunkin4 ай бұрын
Nah the hey don't kill people got me dying also joe your my favorite youtuber keep up the good work
@berumoddo40362 жыл бұрын
This outro always makes me smile Simply badass
@Zachandnate2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting the vids the best vids out there have a good day and I like the streams joe
@theweirdone632 Жыл бұрын
10:47 joes faced made me laugh so much
@jclvr36142 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice how in Joe's thumbnails when he raises his eyebrows and kind of looks like the Wi-Fi symbol
@Ok-_-719 Жыл бұрын
This has got to be the wildest skit I have yet seen ☠️
@yombojconteh2 жыл бұрын
Heyyy joe love ur videos ❤️
@DONKFORTRESS69562 жыл бұрын
who?
@olti-df4bl Жыл бұрын
Love all ur videos
@skunky48862 жыл бұрын
Joe is the G.O.A.T
@zebzeifc8952 Жыл бұрын
dude fixing his hair every 4 seconds
@Massive_monkey2 жыл бұрын
i remember watching this stream
@johnvanderdussen87392 жыл бұрын
This video making me laugh so hard just cuz it’s so ridiculous
@Wavy831 Жыл бұрын
Lucki definitely wrote the script for Karen
@cookie_man3502 жыл бұрын
Hey joe I love all of your videos
@codujbbkk2 жыл бұрын
I love you Joe
@RonoR72 жыл бұрын
W Joe 😂
@ThatClapped3rdGen2 жыл бұрын
We love joe😊
@Vijaybudathoki4 ай бұрын
Joe never fails to wiggle our toes
@jaywayk Жыл бұрын
She sent all of them to the gulag 😂
@Spillful Жыл бұрын
Bro what did I just watch😂
@Mardin234 Жыл бұрын
better than netflix ong
@alialiu37502 жыл бұрын
Bro i love you i swear every time i watch ur videos i leave smiling
@caesar___27 Жыл бұрын
10:49 bro couldn't believe his ears and eyes
@aidenroberts29102 жыл бұрын
Love the videos Joe keep it up
@Zeke8012 жыл бұрын
Love your vids
@cutsieray1774 Жыл бұрын
Hate crime would be the term. Gives me Eric Cartman vibes from an episode where Eric is in border patrol.
@carson286 Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I can confirm everything I walk in the forest I do get shot and see skeletons.
@eduardodominguez57502 жыл бұрын
No way Joe my family is being hunted in the hills
@unknown-zn5oe2 жыл бұрын
i could’ve sworn you’ve seen this before
@toastedgaming92052 жыл бұрын
5:36 Yea,,,,,,,I live in NC, I see them everyday in walmart 💀
@crazyhoock4102Ай бұрын
💀
@bozotube79262 жыл бұрын
3:15 joe calls a little girl a bitch im fucking dying🤣😭💀💀💀
@Bomb.2.06 ай бұрын
If u hear the gunshot u didn’t get shot if u didn’t u got shot -Life Also don’t mind me liking every Joe video I see just because 😼
@spittingbarsfr1252 жыл бұрын
The guy: where I live there is crime, murder, and poverty Proceeds to commit a crime
@goollygobber65172 жыл бұрын
W new Joe video
@Eproduction20 Жыл бұрын
If joe was a police officer,he would be the most aggressive one istg he’s a whole chad too