Instant karma (Fall Guys)

[@SkyTahir]

Colonoscopy, pegging, captain fishhook-style lubrication... this banter was absolutely cracked.

[@levwhitelaw5561]

agreed

[@XxWhiterThanLightxX]

Honestly glad I read this before watching the video, I'm so pumped now

[@Caiiiiiiiiii]

Came here to say this

[@hypno5690]

Had to skip that. Blech. Why is being a gross weirdo so trendy now

[@Ren1111]

@@hypno5690 life is gross

[@swimminginhoney]

NL is my favourite streamer not only because of the top banter but because he handles topics like colonoscopies etc with such genuine maturity and intelligence. He’s honestly such a good role model.

[@nathanrobbins2440]

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[@fredrik8500]

@@nathanrobbins2440 word

[@grantpeterson1789]

"We've only got 6 minutes just give me the fish hook"

[@Ren1111]

This had me cackling

[@readknight]

Talking about pegging made him amazing at that game. See how he died as soon as he stopped. Harness this power

[@matthewkaley9311]

I haven't started saying holy cow, but I have started saying oh man after laughing

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

After a severe nosebleed that required a nurse to remove a blood clot the size of a pen from my nose/throat, I think my brain kind of normalized the more conventionally "unpleasant" aspects of medical care

[@lastmanstanding3739]

23:10 “its all about big island.” *Immediately sets sail away from Australia and goes to the Indonesian islands, only to starve and die.*

[@bigbeezy5056]

Yeah, I rolled my eyes. He also never takes the opportunity to isolate on a chunk. He let's other players jump over and eat up his spaces

[@maydayredd6137]

I just don't think he saw it tbh

[@daveshif2514]

My brain is now fully addicted to the dopamine each of these videos forces into my skull

[@FaultyWirestv]

I had to get an ultrasound on my testicle on my 23rd birthday. The normality with which the nurse treated it all made me feel very comfortable. I think at that point I sort of realized that nobody gives a shit.

[@bigbeezy5056]

Worked in a hospital in an administration position for a while and the nurses would have that conversation with patients all the time that were nervous about that stuff. They saw old man balls and old lady Hoo has daily

[@DiViNEReject]

@@bigbeezy5056 I mean the lunch room makes for some hilarious chit chat, I used to be a dietician and talking to the nurses hearing about some patient stuff would end up making my day 😂

[@bigbeezy5056]

@@DiViNEReject the number of times i walked in on stuff that made me turn my head. Lol

[@Chadworthy_]

"7 business secrets of the pharaohs" got me good!

[@TitaniumSteph_]

Honestly, I had a colonoscopy last year and apart from feeling a bit sick during it it was pretty uneventful. Sure it wasnt a great day but I was in and out in 30 mins then just went to eat and sleep. The actual procedure itself isn't something I'm in a rush to do again but honestly the only thing that I absolutely hated was the prep you have to drink and basically setting up camp in the bathroom for 12 hrs. After that the procedure itself was a breeze.

[@papagrub1052]

NL talking about f1 is unreal for me

[@wirelessgrapes2242]

As a man who likes men, people freaking tf out about pegging was hilarious.

[@swimminginhoney]

Yeah literally lol. Like I’m sure straight men understand why straight women like anal, not that far of a stretch to consider some men like pegging

[@riccardosapore8216]

Ah, gay!

[@mattwilliams2935]

I like to peg.15 for 2 31 2. The best is when you can snag trips for 6 but I wouldn't turn my nose at a run for 3. Cut me the knob for 2 at the start though and your in a risk for the double skunk.

[@suspicaxrohde2310]

@@mattwilliams2935 I don't know. I feel like my play is always to go for maximum pog off of combinations with the starter card which often leads to suboptimal dealing rounds. Of course, it also makes me vulnerable to muggins but following up a 6/6/7/8 in the hand with a 5/10/J/Q in the crib on a 5 as the starter card is great. That said, I like it when my girl fuks me bum.

[@mattwilliams2935]

@@suspicaxrohde2310 wp wp

[@DennisTheZZZ]

7:04 Rare bye in Volleyfall!

[@Lava_Lizard]

I'm sorry but the description of what the doctor did caught me off guard lol

[@rawlinanderson6130]

It sounded like wrestling an "and then the doctor got me with a fish hook

[@Lava_Lizard]

@@rawlinanderson6130 yes, fantastic step by step on what happened 😂

[@mestiarcanus]

It caught NL off guard too.

[@TheBshwckr]

i love when he talks strategy like it's a very serious game. stall meta lol.

[@asddsaasdfg2846]

4:40 you gotta admit it was an insane run

[@Shubo.A]

My man said Giova-neezi

[@remigarreau870]

10/10 random banter

[@ozoneva4796]

I've had 3 colonoscopys. I'm never awake when they put it in. They knock me out with anesthesia and I wake up like 10 mins after its done.

[@SabrinaUmstead]

you look like the president on a bicycle took me out 😭😭

[@frame-perfectadskip9159]

An interesting hex strategy would be to drop to a lower level and start chipping out the bottom two so when they get there that fall right through

[@TheYognaught]

I don't think this is actually a good idea - good players will strategise to make sure to survive on your safety island, and youre essentially spending your hp to have a chance at the enemy losing up to as much

[@eirikarnesen9691]

his solo lobies are way to fuking good for 25 crowns.

[@eirikarnesen9691]

duuuudddeee, there was a golden knigth in one of his rounds. he is playing in top teirs lobbies. with the people who have thousands of crowns. its like he conected his old account, to this new one, but he hasnt. somethign strange going on here, has epic gone in a put him in that teir because he is a streamer? its that or magic

[@thehypercovery]

He needs to play random duos/squads so he can actually win games

[@skylerhickman3646]

7:29 HUH?!

[@jimcrumpet7015]

**sniff, snort** oh fall guys content **whiff** mghmnghhmm :) fall guys

[@hustlehumbly6169]

How does he get so many different maps, I started playing yesterday and after 8 hours I played maybe 6 maps

[@cellavb447]

3:00 NL I think you'll find it's actually a bald faced lie

[@sukiiriinaa]

Twitch Bingo sounds fun

[@ceruleanflow]

To be completely honest, the few examples I've heard regarding some/most Canadian free Healthcare, is that it's great until you actually have a real issue and need to use it. Unfortunate, really.

[@Carboncopier]

I'd say though you probably don't hear about when it turns out totally fine right. People tend to be vocal when they are outliers so those are where you usually hear about.

[@ceruleanflow]

@@Carboncopier Sure, and I completely agree with that

[@zacharytuttle5618]

@@Carboncopier all I'm saying is I've never heard an American complain about not being able to be seen. They just complain about the price.

[@samdeddens8690]

Has he literally ever won hexagone? I’ve watched a lot of nl fall guys content and I think I’m yet to see it. He talks a big hexagone game

[@TitaniumSteph_]

I'm not sure if hes won since starting playing the game again but in the original fall guys arc he was winning pretty consistently

[@remigarreau870]

Go back to the original run of Fall Guys, he was constantly winning Hexagone.

[@Grimtouch]

Canada lost a ton of doctors to the US during the late 90s to 2000s because of money....get their education here then leave without paying schooling and get more money because the Canadian dollar has been shit to the us dollar for the last 50 years. this issue has been over 30 years. Not enough doctors.

[@hypno5690]

Every country says this b.s. Yeah go to Canada to get a crap medical degree from a two bit school to save a little money on exchange rates and damage your future income. Real smart

[@svenwouters9547]

Audiobooks have existed for longer than you think because of blind people. (source: my grandma was blind and borrowed audiobooks)

[@clippedbits]

11:55 omg me

[@ryanclemons1]

I need live bingo

[@hypno5690]

"pegging isnt weird by 2022 internet standards" - Man who's job is to be terminally online

[@TheDarkjusticar]

they didnt sedate you you for your colonoscopy?????

[@ksparlor13]

lets go

[@dominicmanester8125]

Never thought this guy would admit to being into pegging.

[@infamy4132]

Couldn't pay me a million dollars to get a fucking colonoscopy whilst conscious.

[@ajx4]

I saw the fall guys twitch prime rewards while watching this vid, thought I would give it a try, won my first match. idk if its bots or whtvr but gg ez game

[@asddsaasdfg2846]

900th like :D

[@lolrenzo8827]

Second

[@jaredk.6185]

Ahh the joys of socialism's health care

[@Nikkibuh]

not going into debt for the rest of your life for any number of medical reasons >>>>>

[@hypno5690]

@@Nikkibuh Name the last time anyone you knew "went into debt for the rest of their life" you clown.

[@garage2887]

lul Canadian healthcare is free, therefore shite

[@taylorharrison7236]

Cringe

[@levwhitelaw5561]

nope. plenty of countries with free healthcare have extremely good healthcare. such as my home country, australia. USA, on the other hand, has the worst healthcare out of all developed nations.

[@daveshif2514]

Lmao they can both be bad ok

[@Kippeves]

Taxed, not the same as free ;)

[@takemywordidontwantit]

Dumb.

[@eeeertoo2597]

Lets go