Internet Comment Etiquette: HALLOWEEN ELECTION SPECIAL

[@wheezywaiter]

Almost 2 years in. Where's my Trump factz??

[@Yinte_Klop_Blunt666]

TRUMP FACTZ! DID YOU KNOW DONALD TRUMP HAS BONE SPURSSSS??? TRUMP FACTZ!!!

[@glupn3600]

WheezyWaiter #NOTMYTRUMPFACTZ

[@kloggmonkey]

RELEASE THE TRUMP FACTS, COWARD!

[@_Kathrin_]

+

[@ChiliFocusGaming]

Love your videos Wheezy.

[@KittenWarlock]

" Does it team kill you if I fly a plane into you?" Ask George Bush.

[@ltzp2]

Kitten Warlock FUCK

[@RobsanOtter]

fuckin' GOT EM

[@rrozinak]

I'm crying

[@AmiriTheGrey]

Oh man, you're awesome

[@artificialaneurysm6589]

Dam why didn't I think of that first? Bush would've been kicked if this world was a Rainbow Six server.

[@ileyhasnoetiquette8324]

Wow, great video! I showed this to my son and he got so scared that he's been sleeping in my bed with my husband and it's really been pissing him off. He's fine with the fact that my kid lives with us, but he told me that a 30 year old shouldn't be sleeping with his parents anymore. Now he's divorcing me and is taking everything we own. Thanks to this video, I no longer have to cheat on my husband or look at the shitty furniture his dead mother gave us. You're really a life saver.

[@kostismetallo8697]

great etiquette

[@gencarcar]

*2016

[@OwenTintor]

True etiquette

[@sargeantcross]

this is the crème de la crème of etiquette, great student iley

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

Can you're son come out to play? What I mean by play is going to a bar to get wasted and then we fight crippled old people in the park.

[@nicktripod8124]

7/11 was a part time job.

[@MadJackChurchill1312]

Nick Tripod That’s a new one. Thank you.

[@GaryIV]

Nick Tripod That's a new one. Thank you.

[@jackmatthews134]

What the fuck?

[@charliesrib6548]

Nick Tripod That’s a new one. Thank you.

[@GaryIV]

@@jackmatthews134 That's a new one. Thank you.

[@BernardTheNecromance]

This is how you do chaotic neutral.

[@rustlemania3353]

he seems more left tbh

[@Capography]

vote for hillary!

[@GussethSuggeth]

h

[@dukeofthebedhead1963]

bouncin' on my boy's DND to this for hours

[@BeardFaceSuper]

Not neutral... He only makes fun of one side. Which is fine. He can do what ever he wants, but IMO it gets old hearing him bash the same person/people over and over. I would be much more interested if he made fun of everyone.

[@persistentgamer6514]

Got subtitles turned on at 4:06 Erik laughs maniacally and takes a gulp of wine. Subtitles read [Diabolical laughter, followed by alchoholism]

[@stone2717]

18:57 [Continued Alcoholism]

[@karlmarx7511]

Oh my goodness I had to start it over. Thank you

[@OGimouse1]

You should read auto captions on Kevin Bridges. You're welcome.

[@egopestifermundi]

23:37 [DIABOLICAL ALCOHOLISM]

[@Stilluetto]

23:37 [Diabolical Alhoholism]

[@melissaberges702]

Bounced on my boys ballot to this for hours.

[@mettalicmarzz5409]

Melissa Berges 👍

[@vesuvyan]

Melissa Berges 9 months later, still bouncing on my boys ballot

[@amann4467]

+Zelrius nearly a year now and still bouncing on my boy Kim's stomach fat. oops wrong country

[@harveysmemorialplaylist4516]

How the hell do you have so many subs with no videos?!?!? I know guys will sub to anyone with a prettt girl in their picture but over 500,000 is insane. Did you buy them?

[@IizUname]

Harvey Gould It's a youtube mobile glitch. Whatever the subcount of the last channel page you visited is, it will show up if you look at a commenter's profile.

[@TeaRexTheMighty]

"Do those nipples come off or..?" Fucking killed me.

[@nabhanq]

***** oh sorry rip in peace

[@yatapaws]

rest in pepperoni

[@thereaIitsybitsyspider]

Lol literally only guys who want to fap. How do they even think they're gonna find a girl to fap to?

[@ParadiseAndGin]

Theitsybitsyspider and so many too I wonder why they don't just watch porn

[@yerboi5281]

TeaRex I

[@jamiecal11]

Erik have you ever considered how different your life could have been if you were instead named Eric? A real sliding doors moment when you realize it.

[@erickhorton7702]

This question has significant ramifications

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

If he was named Eric then we wouldn't have that sweet robot.

[@thisplaceholder]

REALLY MADE YOU THINK

[@knerteren]

I can relate

[@knerteren]

I am Karl

[@thathippychris6571]

Guy: You can't troll me... Salvia: *begins to troll* Guy: *is triggered*

[@mellojoe9421]

He was Canadian...

[@aMAXproduction]

*i h a d a d o g o n c e*

[@jboogie3021]

Its been 3 years. Now you can look back and realize how low effort and retarded this comment was. Didnt really add anything of substance to the comment section and yet people still liked it. Which is nothing more than clicking a button that they mindlessly do already. I hope you no longer make dumb comments for the sake of likes and validation. Lol you would have to be an idiot! But again its been 3 years and im sure you have grown.

[@mannmilk]

@@jboogie3021 r u ok dude

[@jboogie3021]

@@mannmilk yes. The real question is are low effort youtube commenters ok? Because what else would compel you to write some stupid shit like that

[@basillyhoe]

you sir have the ability to adapt to any point of view & drop some funny knowledgable ass comedy. it's 99.999% GOLD

[@bobby8012]

Too bad he doesn't have the ability to stay politically neutral

[@dogdebarko6440]

Bobby too bad you don’t have the ability to maintain an erection.

[@arthurneddysmith]

Bobby -It's funny the way you say "he doesn't have the ability to stay politically neutral" when you actually mean "he can't pretend that Trump is sane, honest, or remotely intelligent".

[@Altusfonz]

I want to see the new channel TRUMP FACTZ. Next time you'll think before making a bet like that Mr Salvia

[@Gender_Ascender]

Altus Mouton oh it's there

[@TemmiePlays]

It only has two vids

[@suzbone]

Boan spurrrs?

[@TonyPajamaz]

I remember the Donald subreddit back in 2016 and 2017. That place was absolute cancer. I’ve never seen such an aggressive yet easily offended community. The ban hammer was dropped over the slightest things. The hypocrisy was undeniable. The open racism was baffling.

[@ghin1091]

Aggressive and easily offended is a perfect description of Trump.

[@TheTGOAC]

This video is 6 years old. Find a new hobby please

[@nikoniortnike]

@@TheTGOAC instead of making pointless, condescending remarks about strangers online, I recommend getting a hobby.

[@OGimouse1]

@@TheTGOAC You're here, aren't you? Seems fairly relevant

[@rossorange2592]

Same with the Hasan subreddit

[@jakek1735]

"I liked Erik before he got political" - 2021

[@realDonald-trump]

I liked you before you were born

[@a-gnosis]

@Jake K vote for hillary!

[@adamriggs2698]

@@realDonald-trumpvote for Joe Biden!

[@realDonald-trump]

@@adamriggs2698 I'm irish

[@timetraveler7]

@@realDonald-trump vote for Irish Joe biden!

[@spacegrip1000]

311 was an outside gig

[@busterhymen5203]

spacegrip 😂😂😂😂

[@AdamChadmon]

spacegrip someone should really investigate 311

[@chasetherightenergy]

7/11 was a part time job

[@druffner]

spacegrip amber isnt eben a good song

[@artificialaneurysm6589]

811 call before you dig

[@daniexists6]

I've returned to watch this after Scott Adams was literally fired for a racist rant, and I gotta say Erik that this aged like a fine wine.

[@celestemunda7143]

I’m honestly suprised that ted cruz hasn’t banned erik on twitter

[@OGimouse1]

Even still

[@egopestifermundi]

He must like being degraded

[@icyrhodes2738]

I bounced on my boy's political agenda to this! /s

[@Duskgusting]

Icy Rhodes d

[@plgfritz]

Bounced on my boy's /pol/ for hours.

[@gutar5675]

Hi /s

[@በተሰበ]

Smacked my dog in the nuts for hours while watching this.

[@adambrien896]

Icy Rhodes why do yOu need a /s for this. Nobody is going to think you really bounced on an agenda.

[@Niom_Music]

Erik is the only man to play video games with just his keyboard and not using a mouse.

[@Jacquibim]

"you can't like, uh... there's no much a reaction here like, you can't... troll me, 'cause like, this is the internet, I've seen other things" "I HAD A DOG ONCE!"

[@brikcellfone1215]

You're truly a rose among thorns. Every youtube channel I like is getting worse and you keep getting better. Never cut your hair, I think its helping you.

[@smileywarhead5178]

He flew a plane into his teammate and didn't make a 9 11 joke? Is this even Erik?

[@justronjay9226]

He's already joking about the government. It would be overkill.

[@porkins93]

He's also drinking white wine.

[@RonPaul42069]

18:55 Was that real wine? Please help me feel less alone in my drinking habits.

[@oakey03]

Are you Jason Schwartzman's character from Bored to Death, or what? The only reason you should be drinking white wine is if you're eating fish, or stealing it from your stepmom while she's asleep.

[@RonPaul42069]

Erhhh, I'm not saying it's not the latter, but... umm...

[@oakey03]

Stephen Ball Well, good on you then. Carry on.

[@pub1cha1r15]

white wine doesn't actually go with fish. It's a rumor. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.

[@aliveslice]

My life sucks and a lot of people resort to drinking in that case. Do you recommend? Does it actually get better?

[@GameDojo]

Is a mancrush healthy to have?

[@emperoremesis9494]

GameDojo if it's on Erik, then yes.

[@TheJanitorIsIn]

It's big money.

[@boyo1991]

erik is my spirit animal.

[@marikoth]

Yes

[@duckdad557]

Is a gay man crush on Erik ok to have

[@LeroyPatterson]

When I was five years old my Grandmother took me aside and said Leroy, you will do great things, and to ensure that your path to greatness is uninterrupted, we have placed 48,000 dollars into a savings account, and when you are 18, you will be able to take that money, and put it to the most important cause of your time. It is with that in mind, that I pledge the remaining $32.57 to finding the monster that that stole the fitted sheets from your bed, forcing you to sleep on the bare mattress, like a pampered farm animal. In case you have already found those responsible and had the sheets returned, I will be using the money to buy all the "Gotta Have It" cards off of eBay that I can find.

[@yeetleslaw8529]

This video is a great record for 2016 experience.

[@MattEvuns]

jeez, you need to get a haircut. and drink wine.

[@jamiecal11]

he doesnt need to do shit.

[@MattEvuns]

JebaJebaJemeh i mean he reached the limit on his "erik drinks wine and gets a haircut" kickstarter sooo

[@hypocritic2422]

If his mustache is a soup collector, then his hair is a sweat collector. Never cut it my sweaty Salvia. (Do what you want.)

[@pavphone2616]

Vote Hillary!

[@hallowstar4857]

he did drink wine doe

[@Moksulini]

>Halloween special > November 8. > Oki

[@ommurg5059]

haha remember the wall? Ah god that was literally over 15000 lies ago

[@vincentperrier2122]

vote garry johnson 2016, you can't declare war to a country you don't know exists.

[@sophian9105]

Vincent Perrier Oof good one.

[@bogey]

if only :'(

[@porkins93]

3 years late, but aleppo isn't a country, and you didn't know what it was at the time either.

[@ianh1504]

Cody Smock well i guess this random person on youtube should be held to the same standards as presidential candidates!

[@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641]

Whoever did the subtitles did them well. 4:05 "Diabolical laughter, followed by alcoholism" 😂

[@AlexHerlan]

"[Diabolical laughter followed by alcoholism]" wow... Now i need to go re-watch all of Erik's videos with subtitles on, good stuff lol.

[@beckbusch8201]

"Man I'll tell you what, getting a chance to leave some proper and respectful etiquette for the guy who writes Dilbert has been a dream of mine for years." *drinks half a glass of wine in one go*

[@maniacbanana9431]

"not a single map that features trenches" how the fuck can you play battlefield blindfolded? thats impressive

[@ScottKorin]

0:54 ... pauses video. searches for Trump facts KZbin channel.

[@oreo507]

Scott Korin *subscribes to Trump facts KZbin channel.

[@RinInABin]

NEW Godwin's Law: As the length of a conversation approaches infinity, the probability of politics being brought up approaches 1.

[@drmikehuntphd7905]

This is one of your best works Salvia, proud of you.

[@mariokarter13]

"Jill Stein is like a Democrat, but the kind that doesn't win." Yeah... about that...

[@a-gnosis]

Hillary is like a Republican, but the kind that doesn't win*

[@mrfixit5217]

good god i wanna see your reaction to the election

[@thedubwubeffect5538]

You like a slightly more overweight version of Aphex Twin in this video, I like it.

[@Attillee]

missed u Salvia

[@shigeminotoge4514]

[DIABOLICAL ALCOHOLISM] Man, your subtitles are a real treat sometimes. Especially when there's extra dialogue.

[@katesinclair7856]

The whole Dilbert comment had me fkn dying

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

"Doesn't matter, four more years of nothing getting done" Truer words have never been spoken, and this can apply to pretty much any politician I salute you, and your depressing honesty online gaming stranger

[@yourfriendlyneighborhooddu8881]

Fun Fact: The line "uhh is this song still about hilary " 1:55 is a reference to a similar line in Eriks first video ever posted on his og channel.

[@JeoshuaCollins]

Dude I nearly died laughing when you "Corrected the Record" on that facebook post. Fucking genius.

[@alexthellama51]

This video has been the only good thing to come out of the election

[@mettalicmarzz5409]

alexthellama51 pretty much

[@socialist-strong]

Nailed the spirit of the_donald. +1

[@pavementthetypingbear5709]

A V yeah this channel includes zero percent satire or focus on extremes. Too bad obama turned the frogs gay so I cant just sit around and bounce on my boys dick for hours my man. Vote for hillary

[@B.D.E.]

Trump voters don't understand satire. It makes them angry and confused.

[@danielms3470]

@@pavementthetypingbear5709 The_Donald is pretty much exactly like that. You could argue that it's a biased sample of trump supporters though.

[@BrocktheGreat]

I as well love Donald Glover. He is very amusing and surprisingly he is very intelligent. But that Trump guy is pretty sketchy. He lies a lot and cant spell or speak english very well as well

[@leethax100]

Plus one what?

[@FruitBasketGamingTM]

Trump is undefeated at wrestlemania, and that's all that matters

[@stephano4468]

4:13 this guy visibly chuckles at Erik's suprise appearance but doesn't break stride. A real trooper 🎖🪖🇺🇸

[@SeriouslyNotNormal]

please please please... let me inside your house, im getting cold

[@mettalicmarzz5409]

SeriouslyNotNormal your profile picture and name make sense

[@littlemissapplecore]

"you can't troll me cos this is the internet I've seen a lot of things"

[@TekkuBeats]

If your friends ask who you voted for, just say hillary. If they disagree, say you were joking, and that you voted for donald trump. Foolproof.

[@Ratsonfire]

"MY JOBS NOT DONE TILL EVERYONE IS SCARED" I WANNA DIE/CRY YOUR VIDEOS ARE SO GOLD MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[@xdragona9x]

Is it me or has Eric lost weight? Lookin' good BMS!

[@JohnJFebreeze]

Binging your videos is the best cure for nursing a months long come down

[@FreakynCheesy]

Here after Rocking The Vote in 2024 to tell you all: ROCK THE VOTE

[@TobascoCatMC]

I actually believe Eriks sickness in the beginning of this shitty video was the actual source of COVID-19

[@SchwayGoose]

What if Trump's wall is meant to keep out the Mongolians?

[@SchwayGoose]

The joke went over your head.

[@harveysmemorialplaylist4516]

Meexy I dont think reference humor "goes over someones head" unless they know the reference and still dont get it.

[@allisoncastle]

"So Jill steins got your vote right" omg... I actually have no words... you are gold.

[@dsagman]

2023 here. everything all perfect now. and post.

[@kelabear6084]

I really appreciate you taking the time to write out subtitles. But I wasn't ready for that wine joke lol

[@0Meganewguy]

Erik is in season 8 episode 8 of "it's always sunny in Philadelphia"

[@dann9808]

I actually met Gary Johnson on a mountain in New Mexico. He was speeding up it while i was throwing up on the side of the trail. He seemed pretty cool. Little did I know he would run in two years.

[@jakedurazo712]

Wait what did the creator of dilbert say about Hillary again? I didn’t understand

[@shayneurban2460]

"that new game Battlefield 1" .... jesus christ i feel old

[@elias306]

yeah holy shit

[@jenniferbruno7965]

This kind of optimism seems so quaint. I wish we could go back

[@jennyanydots2389]

Just so you can get an abortion probably cause it ain't legal no mo gurl!! That baby goan stay in that box honey!!

[@yossarian00]

​​@@jennyanydots2389 pssh, so you think. My dog's veterinarian just bought a second vacation home with what he's been doing in the back room of his practice.

[@s871-c1q]

I love how everyone reacts to the election news with contempt, fear, and open hostility. I felt the exact same way and still do.

[@garrusv.]

" You could be with Deez Nuts and I wouldn't care. " I'm crying so badly.

[@ProjectRedfoot]

17:15 "As it happens, I can't go back, because they will murder me if I do! Thanks for your question!"

[@EleventhHourPower]

"lord knows you're allowed a couple whammies when it comes to havin kids" holy shit

[@TheWarmestFuzzy]

"huh who would've thought the guy that writes Dilbert was an annoying asshole" ... I mean really any segment of this video could be quoted and still be complete gold. So fucking good

[@lonesometroll621]

Its an election year so I have to watch this

[@theT90gang]

damn. This is really good. Erik, I'd bounce on your third eye all day to this awesome comedy.

[@theeffingralyks5722]

after watching your video, i suddenly have an opinion about how trenches would work in an FPS, a genre i literally couldnt care less about

[@BdR76]

18:20 That was weird, I've got almost the exact same suggested videos with James&Mike and LGR.

[@fergal9808]

If Donald Trump wins, can you do a video on Trump bangs things

[@oreo507]

Fergal O'Kane the internet probably can't survive a nuclear holocaust so that video might be postponed for a few centuries

[@robertnaylor4018]

oreo31598 😂😂😂😂😂😂💯😊💯💯💯💯😂💯😂💯🍻👎🏻👌🏻🍻👌🏻🍻👌🏻💩😂💩😂🍷💯💯💯

[@leeonardodienfield402]

orea bout to eat those words as north and south korea unite, and N. Korea is talking about plans to denuclearize. life comes at ya fast

[@piedpiper1172]

Leeonardo di Enfield how’d that prediction work out?

[@thraceburk1683]

I never thought I'd think of 2016 as simpler times

[@KiraShirleeAnimates]

#feeltheJohnson

[@MadJackChurchill1312]

TheMagicalMysteryTour I geddit.

[@coleangehrn4427]

I just found this channel and I'm so happy you're hilarious man

[@smelly4373]

Don't cut your hair. I think it's the source of your power, like Samson.

[@sirshotty7689]

You should make another shirt that says "Hillary turned my frog racist with autism"

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

I just started watching your videos (I've seen you on H3 before) a few weeks ago and this is probably the 3rd time I watch this video. How are you so fucking funny?! God damn, I wish you were better known.

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

1yr later, watched every video 3-4 times. I am officially part of the cult of Erik

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

4yrs later, it's happened again! 💀😭

[@michaelsmiley6165]

This dude really said "There's not a single map that features trenches" after a match on Argonne Forest

[@ThePie501]

Good video dad

[@ThePie501]

Vote Hillary!

[@Mechristopheles]

Oh man, Robot's back. He truly brings a breath of fresh air to this show.

[@Shigellosis]

"you can't troll me because this is the internet and I've seen things"

[@mariahking11]

I was having a horrible day, but some how you've managed to reach into what's left of my soul and make me laugh with that Ted Cruz tweet. Congrats

[@DeiAndItasGirl]

"I could grate cheese on those abs" DYING HAHAHA

[@user-ef9br6kb5g]

Coming back to this video for pure enjoyment during f*cked up times. Thank ya daddy Erik. Aaaaand post.

[@shigekax]

2016 felt weird at the time

[@kamelbulle]

My man

[@miserylitmedia1050]

"You took my FACE OFF!" LOL! Nice reference, Erik!

[@abunchofletters9507]

You've gained some very lucious locks on your head. Edit: Vote for hillary

[@JayKayEllEmm]

The video game sections are always my favourite.

[@iamcooldontyouthink]

Hey Eric all jokes aside. I really enjoy your videos. Like this one after I finished watching it I saw that it was over 24 minutes. Damn dude that felt like 4. Anyway keep up these videos they always make me laugh!

[@iamcooldontyouthink]

Woooooooooooooops i meant erik eh or eric dude idk im sorry

[@factsabouturmum9250]

On the 8th i got up early to go to my polling place, and later that day waiting for the results I was fingering a girl and suddenly I found my dad's wedding ring. Gonna have to talk to him about that later, I really don't think he should be fingering his daughter. Anyway I licked my finger and there was a distinct taste of horse semen, which really answers the mystery as to how she had died.

[@MichaelJones-ys6bb]

facts about ur mum Woah

[@JaseekaRawr]

ur mom gay

[@GeeGe.]

Holy shit this one actually did make me laugh out loud for once, good show

[@caitlinobrien273]

/applauding

[@mimiccave]

This story had more twist and turns than a Dan Brown novel.

[@suciolocopopono]

Halloween election?

[@knavishroot1238]

Yes they merged, because no one took the election seriously, so they had to make it spooky.

[@jimjamnow]

go with it

[@tommytigert5993]

Did Erik breathe that wine directly into his lungs at the end? What a right-proper gentleman, such etiquette, such class.

[@shank549]

Rip in pepperonies with a side of anchovies, Robot.

[@Dad-sw9vd]

That vote for Hilary song was fucking awesome