Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Revenge of 5G"

[@Cystro]

The joke per minute ratio on this video is insane, just hit after hit

[@viscountrainbows6452]

I too am cooming

[@FreyaEinde]

The Henry the Eighth plague joke made me choke and I barely had time to recover. A Tommy gun barrage of joke bullets.

[@GrimmSmile23]

This video is so good I’m saving it right alongside all my conjoined twin porn

[@bearbyblood]

@@GrimmSmile23 lol sick

[@olavisalomaa]

That fatcruise part was pure comedy gold

[@Intervault]

"We're not antifa we're ICE" oh yeah, Internet Comment Etiquette

[@GrimmSmile23]

😂😂😂😂

[@Dasgath]

Oh my god I didnt notice, cold as ICE indeed!

[@hewwobble]

bruh it took me a sec i thought he was talking bout the po po

[@jtm8514]

@@hewwobble can you explain? I'm small brain

[@hewwobble]

@@jtm8514 the police, like the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)

[@aliveslice]

"I change my socks nine times a day" is the best non-Erik comment here

[@aliveslice]

11:36

[@dryfruit9272]

Werewolf Jesus ain’t that bad either

[@joeyspijker6995]

Totally agree

[@valllllleeeeeeerrrrriiiee]

Wait you’re wearing socks during quarantine

[@GordonSlamsay]

I like the one about super sperm

[@bhushaaa4244]

"This virgin has 4 kids" "How many aren't inbred?" Oh my God my sides

[@than217]

NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE FACT FACEBOOK IS REMOVING ALL REFERENCING TO WEREWOLF JESUS.

[@christopherthompson5400]

The zucc doesn't want you to know the real conspiracies the illuminaughty are running. Werewolf Jesus will ressurect the next full moon.

[@Norp-i7m]

your new god is made of nanobots!

[@diddlingdoom3133]

Shhhh he is legend

[@824776]

This is true oppression

[@dbhdbh9621]

They are trying to hide the truth,

[@MrObasiah]

20 minutes of cyberbullying never went down so smooth.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

It’s weirdly cathartic. I’ve spent so much time, as I’m sure many of us have, trying to use reasoning and logic and conversation to get these conspiracy nut jobs to reconsider their absurd beliefs. It’s pretty much a waste of time. So if they won’t listen to facts, why not just try bullying them?

[@patrickstarpower758]

I don't like them putting electrodes in the air that turn the freaking cells gay.

[@dyslexicboogaloo]

AAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@liammode]

@@dyslexicboogaloo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dyslexicboogaloo]

Liam's KZbin Channel I’M SICKA THIS CRAP!!!

[@abdih3035]

I can feel myself getting gayer

[@jblue1622]

abdi H “oh now I’m cutting my pants into short gay shorts with one hand while the other is ordering a bedazzling kit online, someone send the fire department for help and so I can ogle at them, oh wait oh no!!!

[@PanzerMan332]

"They're putting up 5G" She said while they're clearly working on power lines. If you're gonna be wrong, at least be wrong in the right direction.

[@SkylordAh]

Lol i wish they would put up 5g towers in the US

[@k0lpA]

@@sorryihadtodeletemyname4489 CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS

[@god_of_none]

This is actually one the funniest episodes Erik has done oh my god

[@floga10]

God of none fr

[@ss-cv3rg]

Omg I laughed so hard.

[@yairfarias7489]

God is dead Maria

[@crisp1521]

Yee

[@yugiy4964]

Im in tears

[@Astro-Vision]

I really enjoy that this is the first time where Erik was just straight up mean to people for such a long and consistent time. It takes some real dumb asses to make him sic his fans on a group.

[@TheNinja94a]

Usually I don't like it when someone with a platform has their fans target a group of people, but this is more than well deserved-we're in a worldwide pandemic, and they're spreading misinformation, misleading pld, easily convinced people, desperate for answers? Talking to them never works, let's just fuck with them

[@dylant830]

My local 5G tower cooks my Hot Pockets without that cold part in the middle

[@kappaross6124]

Not even god could do that if he was real and his prophets weren't locked up in my basement having an orgy with my cats. Either 5G is god or can kill god and I do NOT care which!

[@PALACIO254]

Cool it did that to my kids too

[@imhere4eva12345]

Oh my

[@ziggyhfx8202]

@@kappaross6124 is that a bdg?

[@Kingbimmy]

Fuck yeah, gimme a 5G tower NOW

[@jljl5449]

By this logic, they had killer internet speeds during the black death

[@haldanandpako2755]

What do you think the rats were for?

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

Haldan And Pako The internet was so much better when it was analogue. I still remember my first rat modem. You millennials and zoomers just don’t understand.

[@pancakes8670]

It was to die for

[@mra8162]

Haldan And Pako where do you think all dem medieval memes came from

[@eddie_André-_Pagan]

Logic became useless when you got a f*ckin degree in ALEXA !

[@seff6533]

It's crazy that they had cell towers during the black death

[@niteshades_promise]

they had 5g in 1969 on the moon😂🍻

[@jacoblinde7486]

That was a bacterial infection. No 5G neccessary. It was cell towers that caused the Spanish Flu, though.

[@flying_horse]

it's fine if you want to be ignorant but please don't be racist as well we live at 2020 . It's not ok to just slap a collor to something and call it a disease .

[@jacoblinde7486]

@@flying_horse I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm sorry.

[@Alkoluegenial]

And they weren't appreciated either, because no one had phones back then. But of course the towers where there. I think this is where all the hate of the towers comes from, they have always been here and people were confused and angry about them for such a long time. Now we finally use them for communication and most people have come to terms with that.

[@parapanofff]

I am thankful for 5G! My girlfriend now has five times the G-spots and her boyfriend really likes it. Plus, the coverage is bonkers, I can now see him plowing her in 4k without any quality loss, crazy!

[@KinreeveNaku]

That is next level

[@TheNinja94a]

Why you talkin in third person

[@parapanofff]

@@TheNinja94a /r/woosh?

[@asherroodcreel640]

​@@parapanofff what's that?

[@ekow9158]

Honestly, our internet is so slow in most of Africa, 4G has barely penetrated. If you conspiracy theorists in Europe and America don’t like 5G PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send them over. Thanks.

[@dudebroski9460]

Yall have all those computer parts over there we send to you. Just make some ghetto ass 5G outta that. Side note, search african helicopter.

[@tyleraho2485]

Would you settle for a sandwich? Its already in the mail!

[@z_monty]

Represent, love from south africa RSVP when this reaches you posted on 25th April africa time

[@z_monty]

whats your address ill mail you the reply itll be quicker

[@FrancisR420]

many parts of Africa are so far behind, you're still dealing with the AIDS pandemic

[@striker851]

Only thing missing here is a Ted Cruz tweet.

[@dyslexicboogaloo]

striker851 @tedcruz please publish a shirtless picture of yourself so I can post it on a @pauljosephwatson conspiracy diatribe and maybe you can receive absolution for putting three day old hoagie vibes on America for years With love, Werewolf Jesus

[@thejezuit4048]

@@dyslexicboogaloo now that's a political movement I can get behind

[@skrrrrrrrrt]

Dyslexic Boogaloo is ted cruz old enough for to be in a shirtless old man photo?

[@pibyte]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand POST!

[@chrisprou9216]

@@dyslexicboogaloo fucking awesome.

[@Ghanshaman]

I feel like there was a severe lack of Werewolf Jesus in this video

[@CptFitzgerald]

Alpaca Stuff where are the Full Moon Werewolf Jesus shirts? I need to expose the truth to my family on mothers' dae

[@KianJustSux]

Holiday Fartcruise is the hardest boss in Dark Souls and has never been defeated

[@michaelgoodwin593]

this is like 2009 levels of online abuse. Brings back many happy memories

[@idontgiveah00t]

Michael Goodwin it honestly does make me a little giddy

[@marcspector6765]

verrrry satisfying

[@xXTomokoKurokiXx]

We need to start bullying people again.

[@johnd0e25]

Consequences will never be the same!

[@SlightlyDazed.]

xbox 360 cod vc

[@budgiecat9039]

"Its physically impossible not to be mean to these people" lol

[@aliveslice]

Me with most people basically PSA. Communication is hard. Anxiety disorders don't just make you shy, they happen to increase your irritability. Not to mention that being socially awkward indeed makes people treat you with more aggression than they normally would. Obviously I don't go around insulting everyone in sight nor do I take pride in being easily annoyed, something that is out of my control. I would love to be all zen, calm and peaceful no matter what shitshow is going on. Now kindly fuck off with your moral high ground.

[@haldanandpako2755]

So true

[@lionkid5841]

mental being an asshole isnt quirky

[@x999uuu1]

@@aliveslice edgy bro

[@frecklenuckle4450]

mental don't cut yourself with that edge

[@ericbennett5354]

"Do you mind not taking my photo?" "I cAn TaKe YoUr PhOtO" "No I'm just asking you nicely please"

[@coolestcryptid]

I had to pause because the monotone, serious “God’s dead Maria” nearly made me pass away.

[@tiagov.s.2693]

I legit paused the video when the "students" entered the group, I couldn't stop laughing holy shit, one of the best internet comment etiquette episodes for sure

[@orionl7406]

cryptic ??? Sorry for your loss 😢

[@kikaimato5562]

I can't stop laughing at that part

[@i_am_B-and]

yeah like god

[@JupiterMaroon]

I got all emotional when his fans started writing respectful and polite comments.

[@KillerKilometers]

I was crying 😔

[@devon12346]

Just wait until all these people find out light is also radiation

[@haldanandpako2755]

Don’t. Most of them are white enough already.

[@TheEthiopian1987]

You're yelling me that light is radiation? Sounds like bullshit to me. This blog I had my friend read to me said it was false. And yeah, I am illitirate and speel no goud baid grandma 2. Sorry my meth ran out there, I apologize for sober me. Please go easy on him good sir. And if you are still reading at this point, well hope you have a wonderful day and stay safe during these times. This applies to not just OP, but everybody on this planet of ours.

[@jamesramplin8124]

The sun gave me autism! I have to stay inside!

[@nocash3055]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of ya, there pal. I've been sipping at the same bottle of sun-tan lotion for the past week and soon as I get used to the taste & stop going blind, I've got several more crates full of the stuff. Puh-retty savvy, i think you'll agree! Xx

[@faceofsarcasm4947]

I'm only reading about this NOW!? Oh god. Well that explains why Uncle Brad never got cancer... he was blind. Actually now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not so sure Uncle Brad was blind. When he would stay the night, he'd come into my room at 2 in the morning and just stare at me in the doorway while scratching his pants. Not sure what that was about. Unfortunately, Uncle Brad went to prison again last year for child pornography. He got the virus and died. Bastards put up a 5G tower right outside his cell window. Never saw it coming.

[@samantoniak1657]

Did you know that the average person swallows 10 5g cell towers in there sleep?

[@dyslexicboogaloo]

reported

[@Surtwo]

Please refrain from posting such blatantly incorrect comments in the future. The average person swallows 10 5g cell towers in *their* sleep.

[@turbism]

...and yet I can't convince women to swallow my rocket ship before going to bed.

[@jvvlbeats]

oh shit a 5g tower just flew past my house!

[@liammode]

this literally isnt even true?

[@ahmedalif2418]

ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS ERIK HAS DONE IN A WHILE.

[@sugmig7204]

Gay

[@Iown291]

But, all of Eric's videos are a blessing :(

[@thereasaford]

I was thinking the same thing. Great video

[@unclestarwarssatchmo9848]

YES

[@GetCHuntd]

Eric's my favourite and he'd beat Erik's ass

[@potaterjim]

"We've stopped trying to explain things to people who believe insane conspiracy theories and now just call them stupid." To be fair, if explaining facts to these people worked, we wouldn't have them in the first place.

[@noclue4108]

Yeah, but as fun as it is, just insulting these idiots will only entrench them deeper into whatever conspiracy theory they subscribe to. But I’m still gonna do it, shits funny, and I’m too lazy to do anything thing productive.

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

@@noclue4108 I just try not to do it to their face. Trying to bruise their ego with insults before they're able to change their mind will definitely just cause them to double down. Nobody's "helping" by shaming these people directly. Talk as much shit as you want to other people about them, I know I do. However, if the goal is to actually change minds and not just have a laugh at their expense, ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THEIR CONCERNS as if they were valid or real and then educating them while commending their concern for humanity is what gets the best results. Most people can't be persuaded either way, however, the ones that can will only be persuaded if you recognize their passion and appeal to their sense of reason in a non-demeaning way. This is NOT an easy task and I fault nobody for trying and failing or avoiding the conversation entirely.

[@noclue4108]

Amphibeing McShpongletron This, I couldn’t agree more. I was being facetious in my original reply, generally I try to avoid conversations or hurling insults at people with more bullheaded opinions, but I have nothing but respect for those who try to open up a honest to God, genuine dialogue in the hopes of changing someone’s mind or shedding light on a new perspective.

[@richpryor9650]

@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Sorry to break it to you bud, but studies show that trying to reason with conspiracy theorists will also backfire and reinforce their beliefs. So it's a lose lose situation. Therefore the OP is right

[@noclue4108]

Rich Pryor Damn, that’s some pretty heavy stuff. Can you link me the source?

[@joshp4354]

The irony here is that I think you actually performed a valuable service by spamming these echo chambers and causing people to become disinterested in the discussion. This is your best video

[@justinmiller2132]

It's basically like leading an online Siege and waiting for the defenders moral to bottom out before you ram through the main gates and set fire to any remaining defensive structures, they'll try to block the advance by disabling comments but all they're doing is delaying their defeat. They'll fall back to more obscure sites like what the Bleach drinkers are doing, but once their cover has been blown it'll be yet another siege.

[@poisonedbananabread1460]

Oz Khan Elaborate?

[@dyslexicboogaloo]

Oz Khan What do you think is his best video?

[@machinegoat2280]

5g does emit radiation though and it's really not that beneficial.

[@thescatologistcopromancer3936]

@@poisonedbananabread1460 all he does is talk shit on Commentiquette videos. Completely obsessed with Erik

[@ProgPro96]

RIP to all the people in that Facebook group who injected themselves with bleach today :(

[@RubberDougie44]

F

[@Lambda_Ovine]

Let's see... Nah, I don't feel anything.

[@hobiwankinobi4750]

Good riddance

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIIII]

Roach DoggJR hey junior

[@Atomic_Haggis]

Hopefully they are the same people who think 5G is causing the pandemic. Problem solved!

[@Jethropeth]

This is one of the funniest episodes in recent memory. Couldn’t stop laughing

[@procyon6445]

It's kind of crazy how much effort Erik puts into these sponsorships.

[@idontgiveah00t]

Arco Games only reason I watch through them lol

[@dymanite94]

It´s illuminati propaganda bro stay safe before they vaccinate you by putting nano bots into your Papa Johns

[@MrRaiden182]

he big money

[@al7umar]

it wasn't the production quality, it was the great writing. Dude's funny.

[@copperlapislazuli4156]

Werewolf Jesus sounds like a late 80’s exploitation film.

[@kuroshiro3629]

Best friend to Blacula.

[@junahn1907]

I so want to see Werewolf Jesus vs. Velocipastor now.

[@krispinwah2784]

Nah sounds like a random Powerwolf video

[@kylehughes1619]

It's actually a porn.

[@McFudge93]

next vid: "Holiday Fartcruise was reported and deleted"

[@SmEiF-]

Shut up. We will riot if,they do.

[@RoadRager1904]

honestly was fully expecting the lesson to end with the account being banned.

[@primeministersinister4541]

F

[@stefanoblascetta7907]

OH GOD, NO, PLEASE NO

[@lzi9452]

Mc Fudge turtle

[@yenvalmar]

Eric is well known for his elaborate setups that take literally years to resolve, but he's really gone too far with causing this 5g plague just to get content for his channel

[@EdgieAlias]

Erik is spelled with a K. I'm warning you before he does.

[@TheMrMediacow]

@@EdgieAlias I like how yenvalmar has edited his comment, but didn't bother with correcting the name, it ends with a letter K

[@oliviaeiler7595]

if Erik caused the 5G plague then that explains why my hampster has been acting so weird lately. It started in March in 202o, right when lockdowns began. My hampster was only a few months old and he was still getting accustomed to his surroundings. I would often put him in his ball and let him roam around our one-story house. You could hear it rolling around through the rooms since the walls are so thin. Often he would get really excited and you could hear the ball rolling pretty fast. But one night I had forgotten to put him back into his cage. I woke up to what I thought was someone breaking into my house. A banging noise with a series of rashes that were coming from the kitchen and the living room. I reached for my bedside table for my glasses and turn on the lamp. The crashing was not that of an intruder, but of something flying around the room. It was as if someone was playing volleyball inside my house hitting as many surfaces as they could with the ball. I live alone so I was terrified to exit my bedroom so I brought with me a swiss army knife I had bought at the flea market. With my phone in one hand and the knife in the other, I left my room and entered the kitchen. What I saw was my hamster, in his ball, flying across the walls hitting every surface. He was thrown inside the ball as it flew and hit the walls and objects in its path, but it was as if he was somehow commanding the ball and he was enjoying the ride as he flew. He hit the windows, the stove, the ceiling fan, bounded off the floor and back into the living room. I was so terrified and confused I just stood there, watching. Praying for the moment the ball would stop. Then I saw through my window the 5G tower. It glowed green, like an ethereal plague compounded into a single structure that scoured over my house. My hamster seemed to be guided by the light and bounced in the direction it commanded. Finally, the tower seemed to notice me, the light stinging my eyes as it glared on me like the eyes of god. My hampster bounced off the fireplace and struck me in the chest. I fell to the ground winded and a second onslaught followed. The ball would hit the ceiling then back onto me, over and over in every corner of my body lying helpless on the floor beneath the constant attacks. I threw out my arms and grabbed the ball, pinning it under me. I stabbed at it with my knife over and over and over again until it was shards of plastic on the floor with the remains of the brutally murdered hampster. I stared down at my dirty work, mortified. I began to cry harder than I ever had before when I heard a laugh. I turned and saw Erik, who had climbed up the tower, basking in its green light. He was laughing, his beard soaked in red wine. I buried my face in my hands as he told me about Nordvpn/BigMoney. I signed up the next day, not out of will, but of spite.

[@byakunen]

@@oliviaeiler7595 dude

[@Ryno2094]

How did Erik cause the 5g "plague" exactly?

[@TKinfinity01]

I took a dump on my neighbour’s lawn and blamed it on 5G.

[@XplosivCookie]

"The anteater you were meant to be" is just so beautiful I wanna cry.

[@casedistorted]

“This is what a 5G tower looks like!” *Ascii art of giant cock tower* I was impressed by that creativity.

[@urboiphil4715]

bro what the hell is asciii cause everytime i see that i think of assassins creed 2

[@bromicorn]

You mean a rocket ship

[@gingerfail1669]

ASCII is art made out of text for example 00=============>

[@espling]

I never knew that insulting people to inspiring piano music could be so satisfying

[@indoorin]

@beneda Seconded

[@OlOleander]

@@indoorin thirded

[@nanaa9074]

@@OlOleander farted

[@rodanvsandrew]

This was a masterpiece Eric, you've outdone yourself.

[@Drogon7102]

K K K

[@Elias-eq8ut]

maybe the 5G opend his 3rd eye of art

[@viliamklein]

The crescendo of madness that he builds up to the end of these videos is so satisfying. He's really nailing it recently.

[@oldbroken1]

At this point I am starting to think there is a KZbin algorithm KEEPING Erik from reaching 1 million subs. I mean that's the only way to explain it, he works his sweaty moobs off for every video. He Hussles harder than anyone on here and his ads are next level.

[@aichmalotizo9873]

I mean, technically you're right. It's his infrequent uploads that really do him in. Algorithm doesn't care about once per month tubers.

[@hihi-jo8cx]

Aichmalotizo it sucks because that month is what gives his videos so much quality whereas the daily youtubers upload lazy dog shit and forget quality when dollar signs are waved at them

[@aichmalotizo9873]

@@hihi-jo8cx his best bet would be to slowly build a backlog of extra episodes and drop them once a week for a month or two. I think he might have done that considering we just got thst clorox one

[@zOOpygOOpert]

That's youtube

[@iceman4319]

@Aich Most legendary youtubers like Internet historian or leafy are once every few month uploaded a. Plus his videos don’t make enough to supply his life most liekely. I’m also sure KZbin doesnt want the excess of his trolling on their website. I love him tho.

[@OthelloWOV]

Moral of this episode: if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it at all...or send a picture of a shirtless old man. Great episode Erik❤️❤️❤️

[@ClaremyJarkson]

I saw a 5G tower kill my dog. It fell over on top of him. So yeah.

[@rw3899]

Had a good chuckle out of this, thanks

[@manictiger]

PLANDEMIC!

[@ruenvedder5921]

I'm so sorry! That sounds awful!

[@unlikelysalmon786]

@Toori Baba Do you think the tumors I will get from 5G will make my penis above average length? There's a tower two houses down and I'm jealous of my neighbour, who mows his lawn in the nude right underneath the transmitter.

[@nerdaitami7205]

@Toori Baba don't worry sweety you don't have to say anything to look like a dunce.

[@mookow2]

I swear even if Erik made an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends I would still not skip it.

[@vectoronic]

Simp brain

[@MrRicehard]

I never skip ads on this channel. The ads on this channel are better than the content on the entire trending tab!

[@daveid9271]

The comment: "No he's being properly ridiculed" needs to be framed on a wall somewhere.

[@duke86fan]

"where has all this anger come from" its the magnetic force of 5G

[@wojciechkruzel6569]

5G is what Formula 1 drivers experience, in corners and during breaking :)

[@aboz8649]

Infinite jest

[@JTheVisionaryVA]

This is like watching a war movie where all of the bad guys get slaughtered by trolls. I adore this shit!

[@yareyaretzi]

THIS SHIT IS LEGENDARY.

[@discflame]

people realizing harsh ridicule is the only way to talk to weird idiots is the next age of enlightenment

[@viscountrainbows6452]

It's better to not try to fix true uncorruptible stupidity.

[@pastorelijah]

Shut up furry

[@discflame]

@@pastorelijah no i don't think i will

[@97SEMTEX]

Its what the internet used to be before Twitter cucks pretended to care about peoples feeling. Now when ever people in the local facebook groups post something stupid I just go round and put a brick through their window. Gets the message through like 5g waves through a baby.

[@ah6382]

I will never understand furries but u made a funny

[@glitch-3107]

KZbin still refuses to add the ability to comment photos because they fear old men

[@jaydenvaporwave1772]

my mans really just single handedly took down an entire facebook group

[@potaterjim]

It's kind of uplifting. We live in an era where people can create whatever dangerous, uninformed misinformation they want and spread it to every gullible halfwit on the planet. At first it kinda felt like we just had to live with that, but today we find our hero, our captain america, taking the fight to the conspiracy nuts. And his name is Big Money Salvia.

[@TrollinTheInterwebs]

@@potaterjim good thing hes not in the UK.

[@Trelior]

"5G was first instated in a highly populated area, which is a prime breeding ground for a viral pandemic. Therefore new technology equals everyone getting sick!" Correlation is not causation.

[@FrancisR420]

Correlation is not causation the disease that showed up while we were making the thing is not different than the disease that showed up five years before we started making the thing or the one that showed up five years before that

[@Tony-tt5mn]

Doesn't cause the virus, but 5g is a step closer to automating your job, fucks up doplar radar weather forecasts, and will be another excuse for your cellphone service to purposefully slow down your shit so you cave and pay more. Plus, just assuming upping this background radiation is safe is dumb, probably eventual cancer. That being said, funny ass video.

[@-Zer0Dark-]

@@Tony-tt5mn -- He said, on his device that absorbs internet signals directly into his palms and probably his ass.

[@belliotrungy9107]

Plausible deniability like OMG duh. THEY want you to feel smug and secure while the microwave your balls.

[@Tony-tt5mn]

@@-Zer0Dark- I sure did, and you know what, that 4g signal was plenty fast enough for my ass.

[@alexclark9429]

This might be your magnum opus.

[@earthwormjim9739]

Your ads are the only ones I don’t immediately skip.

[@Skyb0rg]

“We’re not Antifa, we’re ICE” amazing

[@directoryerror6653]

I didn't get it

[@surgeon36]

Remember guys, these people also vote.

[@akosbarati2239]

... and possibly support gerrymandering too.

[@apia212]

and raise children.

[@jthweatt412]

... and sneeze in people's eyes to protest coronavirus

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

...and are still alive, somehow

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

@@bbrbbr-on2gd The worst part is that they live long enough to procreate.

[@johanvandenberg2226]

This might just be the best lesson you've ever made.

[@limbolegs]

We can have a “don’t drink bleach part 2” now too

[@TheoMatz]

Cats can have a little salami

[@Seantendo]

We have a winner!

[@lightlysalted8874]

Yes

[@thechristmascretin7034]

He's a prophet

[@Leo-xz7tv]

Don't inject bleach

[@modil2935]

At 9:33 responding to an old religious Grandma with "God's dead Maria" while inspiring music plays is easily the best moment in the entire series

[@xSwainkx]

THIS NEVER SHOWED UP IN MY SUB FEED AND IM HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT

[@robashton8606]

Same here. I got some Asian chick playing drums along to death metal tracks instead. What gives?

[@TheCyanSqueegee]

IT'S THE 5G CLOUD LIZARD PEOPLE

[@geordielaforge1643]

I second this...or more accurately fourth this.

[@codygeery9348]

Turn your notification bell to "all" not "personalized".

[@xSwainkx]

@@codygeery9348 sub feed and notif bell arent the same.

[@aldegator]

Fools will be out here like "well how cone we can't feel the earth spinning" then turn around and spout some bs about quantum radiowaves causing an imbalance of humors

[@TheInfamousSmeg]

I once got so high that my frame of reference shifted and I felt the earth spin. Thank fuck I was already facing the right direction, otherwise I would have launched off my couch straight into the wall

[@TheNudeSon]

It's ok Eric correcting people when they are in the wrong is the polite thing to do so your are within the comment etiquette rules.

[@samuelrosenberg1991]

It's true that's why I'm correcting you right now. It's ERIK with a K it's really not that hard it's in every single video.

[@bassguy0076]

this is THE most underrated youtube channel, period.

[@JPEGTOMUSIC]

Having some parents that are actual tinfoiled boomers this video sure did get a lot out of my system Thanks dad

[@richardcatlin4390]

Same, my parent's believe that 5g causes coronavirus and I've tried explaining it to them, but it never works. It's worse because my boyfriend and I got coronavirus and they still fucking believe it.

[@Teeveepicksures]

How do you not smother them while they sleep?

[@schmeegledorf]

u wot m8 ?

[@mmmmmmmmmmm111]

@u wot m8 lmfao

[@Leo-xz7tv]

Im so sorry for you

[@anthpo]

Thanks professor. I learned a lot in today’s lesson.

[@josiahbaker7811]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. You're a talent and I want to see your Netflix special.

[@PebkioNomare]

"There has been a dramatic and quantum (twitch) leap, in the last six months, for the *electrification* of the Earth." ... The Earth naturally generates the same energy in a *single* lightning bolt as it would take sending 9,526 Tb of data over 5g. And the Earth has roughly 1 billion lightning strikes a year.

[@stroopwafel6918]

@@krayos13 your comment is so good I didn't know whether / wether / wheter it was real or not

[@MrAmansucks]

Can't even tell these people to read a book. They'll probably read Ayn Rand or Ben Shapiro to become even more toxic.

[@andresk4694]

and clean their room while hailing a canadian lobster

[@asterisk4540]

“Ben Shapiro DESTROYS libtards with FACTS and LOGIC” -A book by Ben Shapiro

[@andreicalin3419]

Watching Erik get progressively sweatier as the video went on was a mesmerizing experience, 10/10 would watch again

[@Vertigo11]

The internet was a mistake, Eric wasn't.

[@AlexLikesToons]

The Internet is the disease. Eric is the cure.

[@bije277]

*Erik

[@barreledanarchy572]

The comments were the mistakes we made along the way

[@TabithaStabitha]

I adore mean ass Erik 🤷‍♀️ Do you, Erik. So many people these days are mean and they're not even funny while doing it. I much prefer your style of being mean. Don't ever change. Your friend, Stabitha 2020

[@spearspearspear]

Not sure if /s but this is like all his videos. It’s the point. Etiquette tips on outside, funny dickhead on inside.

[@TabithaStabitha]

@@spearspearspear Haha NO sarcasm here at all, Erik knows I've been around for MANY years and I really do adore him & his specific gift of wit. I was, however, being goofy earlier when I decided to end my comment yearbook-style since all this stupidity will be one of the MAIN things we recall from 2020 (I sure hope so) along with those we lost due to it. Have a great day, fellow pupil, and stay safe. Hope to see you at another lesson! 🤘🤘

[@TabithaStabitha]

@@spearspearspear oh, and he kept bringing up "being mean" as if WE care about that 🤣 but also pointing out that it's terribly relevant because so many seem to be quite testy, what with all the extra stress put on us all. 🖤 That's why I pointed out that we like it. It's him and he shouldn't ever change for anyone because he's hilarious Haha

[@BlakjeKaas]

Ah, the corona beard, I'm familiar with that thing.

[@jacknickolstine3355]

I remember my first time in isolation hahahahahahah

[@nicogarciakine]

I remember from the last corona quarantine in the late 2013, don't you remember it? Don't you? I'm Mandela

[@erik_gutierrez]

I broke my last razor blade this morning. I feel the patchy neckbeard of my old college days fast approaching.

[@Relnish]

Funny enough coronavirus caused me to shave my beard so I could more easily wear a mask

[@AdrianJimenez70]

We are all familiar with that my man. I remember the first couple of days of quarantine, we used to take a bath, get dressed, and tried to be professionals in our Zoom meetings. Now, I have a meeting every day, at 9:00 a.m. and pajamas are the new normal.

[@kurakaji9052]

As much as I think kindness is the easiest way to convince someone they're being an idiot, it just doesnt work online. It's easier to ignore everything else and not consider the fact they might be wrong. And it's so goddamn infuriating that I cant change anyone's mind. So I really appreciate the catharsis this brought so I dont snap myself. I just cant use social media right now, which is fanfuckingtastic. Thanks for the videos erik, they keep me sane. Appreciate ya

[@manelkh3706]

@@oqsy I think what's worse than the people erik actually replies to is the people who try to imitate his style in the comments. That's the real cringe

[@manelkh3706]

@@oqsy i'm in

[@kurakaji9052]

@@oqsy gotta say, dont appreciate the joke about sexual assault. I immediately wanted to defend my profile pic, so well done there. but yeah, no, it would be funny if you threatened to release small wild animals in my kitchen, so they could burrow and make homes in the walls, gradually wearing down the already shitty apartment. Or even a joke about how I probably use the sims to live out the life I know I'll never have, ultimately leading to depression and in no way improving myself, continuing to spiral until I unironically wear a plumbob in public . But implying someone wants to sexually assault me is very upsetting, but not in a funny way

[@verychristianboi3584]

When a guy proclaims hes a licensed doctor and then he says that viruses are excretions of a toxic cell and you believe him saying hes a licensed professional just give up at this point

[@oxypillix]

That's literally what they are. Lmao. You cannot isolate a virus. It can only be seen after "infection" has occurred..which is why so many people have come to the conclusion that they simply don't exist..because at its core, it makes almost no sense. This dude's videos are hilarious, though.

[@amontaristos2]

"We are from ICE," he said. And he wasn't lying. Internet Comment Etiquette = ICE.

[@jameslwjtoler]

🤯

[@BibleStorm]

Erik is one of them god dang alphabet agencies. FBI CIA DEA ATF NSA WHO NBA and NFL all have the same amount of letters as NWO. Coincidence? Not likely.

[@toryslapper69]

Cease your investigations

[@jeremyblack1929]

Some confused data scientist working at google: "Sir, there's a new trend." "What this time? Bottle Cap Challenge? Pole Dancing? Kpop?" "No sir, it's... it's shirtless old man. What does it mean." "I don't know. I just... don't know." "Hold me." And he did.

[@Radiophobia]

thats,,,,, beautiful ty for sharing

[@KatieGutz]

Lolol rough times man. Fuck lol

[@MrCrumb-lx2on]

Go on. Did they take their shirts off?

[@TheRealPonderingPuffin]

yum

[@zandermonday9037]

yum

[@takingamassiveel]

God this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a good minute I needed this during the quarantine

[@ethanarchy]

That was the most Erik way to end the lesson and it's a masterpiece.

[@tilly5944]

As someone who is currently quarantining in my hometown with my family including my conspiracy theorist dad (I normally live at my own place in London) it is soooo fckin satisfying to watch Erik shit on conspiracy theorists. So much of my day is wasted on attempting to educate my stubborn and ignorant father, I try to be nice about it so he'll actually listen but this is the kind of shit I actually want to say lmao

[@ZombixMix]

That sounds painful as fuck, I feel so sorry for you my man

[@firedancer0x]

I'm conviced Erik just wants to see how hard he can push against facebook's rules before he gets Fartcruise finally banned

[@boofmcgoof1534]

I wonder how many facebook admins have to respond to the reports,see what he's do'n,& are like "Ha,I'll allow it"

[@MrSparklytuxedocat]

I really just want to know what that person meant by “being a foot soldier” against 5G... Destroying the towers? The government? Everyone’s cell phones? Why do crazy people never explain );

[@stephenstrange4245]

Cake Batter it's the same guy who changes his socks 9 times a day

[@artemisiakyrell7727]

What crazy people say mean nothing to them & everything to us

[@toryslapper69]

WAKE UP

[@crit-c4637]

It's all about feeling better about themselves. They feel they have no control so they find something to blame fore their insecurity while also giving them the feeling they are more enlightened than most people. It makes them feel special.

[@aliveslice]

@@crit-c4637 100% correct and I've been telling that, knowing too well it won't change their mind, but it doesn't matter if you ignore them, pretend to agree or ridicule them, nothing will shut them up about conspiracies.

[@ryanking8559]

This is an all-time classic and deserves to be on the Mount Rushmore of KZbin videos.

[@murkyspeed]

We just rolling past that sock comment like that wasn't the most forward thinking person of our generation?

[@kubli365]

looked like an elderly feller mad respects to him

[@DragicornGames]

This is hands down my favorite episode yet! And that's 3 hands down since 5G, the Coronavirus, and the chem trails have caused me to grow an extra arm out of my chest. BYE!

[@PALACIO254]

Don't forget planet x and Mandela that rascal gave me an extra foot

[@sungoddessamaterasu5439]

"a dramatic and quantum leap" Dramatic means a large change Quantum means smaller than subatomic particles This is why Quantum does not work everywhere

[@jacob8949]

Quantum leap: "a sudden large increase or advance"

[@Bogstandardjoe]

I mean it kinda does work. He talks bullshit, but that's kinda... alright?

[@onslaught147]

Actually quantum just refers to quantized, or a very specific amount. It's called quantum physics because we discovered particles work with a quantized unit of energy. Meaning if you hit them with 99% of the energy needed to do something, they will do nothing. Because it needs to be a whole unit to have an effect. Obviously I'm simplifying things to an absurd level, but that's the jist on why it's quantum physics. Nothing to do with being small, instead everything to do with how matter responds to energy.

[@Nikifuj908]

19:49 "Un-de-featable." |sips| "Toot toot!" DRUMS. Internet. Legend.

[@Pieholio159357]

How does Erik not have a million subs? He's been around so long and makes some of the best content on YT imo.

[@nikkob1252]

The music playing in the background added a whole new level of entertainment I didn't even know I needed

[@craniumssuperburger7749]

The first dude sounds like an anthropomorphic bottle of whisky.

[@killingtimeitself]

anthropomorphic directly translates to furry in internet lingo... not sure what you mean by that. unless of course you mean hes a raging animal alcholic

[@hajoyeve6186]

@@killingtimeitself Anthropomorphic means something that is not human having human characteristics. Like Scooby Doo or the talking objects in Beauty and the Beast. It just means this dude is the human equivalent of a half drunk bottle of jacks.

[@bent52telecaster]

The moment he’s so proud of his students is what real love is like

[@awizzz3234]

I never realized how much I love Erik’s fan base

[@TRIFFER93]

I never realized how much I love Bleach. - Ted Clorox 2020

[@voivodadracula1936]

2015: drink bleach 2020: inject bleach We have come full circle

[@woowoo111111]

Came full circle to this comment

[@Victor10576]

2025: bleach lollipops

[@imagineexistance4538]

Bernardo Rodrigues 2025 bleach enemas*

[@Iown291]

2025: Inhale it through a ventilator

[@glizzdawiz]

RIGHT?!

[@0110-d6s]

3:13 Correlation is not causation. Look I can do it too: 1 -All presidents wore shoes. 2-I wear shoes. Conclusion: I am the President. There is your logic science guy.

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

What if PewDiePie became president though

[@kyefurrie7400]

Ok mr President

[@billysm00th]

r/wooosh

[@dereinzigwahreRahl]

I will just randomly guess here and say he is not just making the correlation/causation mistake but is straight up lying about Wuhan beeing the first place on earth with full 5G coverage.

[@eror11]

Not even correlation

[@lightsideendings5815]

I love how this had a steady climb, going from casually insulting conspiracy nuts to waging an all out war on them.

[@noah11900]

Has Todd Clorox heard the new Trump news? He'd be pretty excited

[@hiropon2985]

it's all part of his Clorox Plan

[@ryand8294]

he drowned in his own jizz rip todd

[@russellzauner]

youtube literally suggested that video this morning

[@Roboardo]

This probably the funniest video you ever made. Holiday Fartcruise is my spirit animal.

[@Blodwynnn]

this is the funniest video you’ve put out in so long, i am in hysterics and love this so much. thank you on behalf of a population of stuck up bored people

[@RaylaEclipse]

I love how even with distancing you manage to make a creative Honey ad that doesn't feel like the quality was lower than the usual because of distancing. I can't wait to see the other ads. Also, Holiday Fartcruise is definitely getting banned this time. RIP

[@Sidraughen]

My neighborhood 5G tower turned me gay for frogs.

[@frostyasparagus8276]

I only drink flourine

[@penttihirsus]

That's fine as long as the frongs don't turn gay.

[@Tony36271]

I think he might want to enquire about getting his money back for his PhD.

[@worthasandwich]

The insane part is Eric is going to have to return to "Don't Drink Bleach" after the most recent thing the president said.

[@jootai]

Woaw look at your comment.. 2020 baby. What a year. You ever imagined to write the combination of these words. Pls reply.

[@worthasandwich]

@@jootai No, I did not think I would ever say those works, but at this point I am not surprised I said them...

[@jootai]

@@worthasandwich print the comment and stick it up a wall! Future generations won't believe it

[@lindenbasket]

Out of the loop here and Trump says a lot of stuff, could someone plz save me some searching and fill me in on what Trump said?

[@jimmyarmour5446]

did he actually tell people to drink disinfectant 😂😂

[@Hondeer]

I've been plastering this around when I see this crap. 5G is NOT an issue. BUT, as an engineer, I can see WHY you would think that. 5G runs on 30Ghz... some one copied notes wrong in class and put 30pHz. (pHz = PICO HERTZ) 30pHz and up is UV then Xray then Gamma. 30 GIGAHERTZ is upper range of Radio Waves. Between these two spectrums, Ghz/pHz, we have visible light with Microwaves on the lower end and UV waves on the upper end. And before anyone asks, NO they are NOT making a world scale microwave. The power of your microwave is 600-1200 WATTS and I don't care WHAT spectrum we are in, I would NOT want to be in the way of ANYTHING that is over 10 watts. This includes the Radio Waves that are broadcasted to your car. Your Cellphone is on the range of 20-100Mw or MILLI-WATTS. Meaning 1/1000 of a watt. The range of any radio wave is affected by the power of it AND the efficiency of the antenna. This is called GAIN. It is MUCH more EFFICIENT to have a better ANTENNA than it is to BOOST POWER because Power = $$$$$ To double the distance you ^2 the power. So, if 200mw goes 1KM then 400mw goes 2 KM then it drops off to 400mw 3km then 1600mw (1.6W) for 4KM. Make sense? So why 5G? The more oscillations of the radio wave means more information can be sent. BUT the caveat is, the more oscillations, the shorter the range due to atmospheric interference. SO, this is why there are more base stations being installed than the 3.6GHZ towers we are seeing. UHF radios? You know, the ones that go around the world? They work on 400 and 900mHz respectively which is factor of 3, (10^3) from Ghz. Ghz is a factor of 10^-21 away from what we need to worry about, (pHz). Sources: Alexander Sadiku, Fundamentals of Electric Circuits. 2013. New York (NY). McGraw Hill Knight, Physics for Scientists and Engineers 3e, A Strategic Approach with Modern Physics. 2016. Pearson. Silberberg, Amateis, Chemistry 7e, The Molecular Nature of Matter and Change. 2015. New York (NY). McGraw Hill

[@Zoe.m.]

The problem is conspiracy theorists won't care, they'll see that you're an engineer and assume that you're paid by illuminati or some shit to lie to the super woke 5G haters. But hopefully you'll get to people with a bit of intelligence.

[@MaxSeidel1]

As allways around these parts I´m not sure if troll or not. Seeing that you don not have many replys, you are either a bad troll or a bad fact checker. If you actually want to fight them with facts etc. you´ll have to get said facts straight. You mean Peta Hertz, not Pico. Your numbers are wrong in the range thing, and you use prefixes not very correctly.

[@AguaFluorida]

@Hondeer This one's case sensitive: PHz = petahertz, pHz = picohertz: that's 10^15 vs 10^-12 so you're twenty seven orders of magnitude out. 1PHz = 10^6GHz, still a fair way off but not as far as stated above: "Ghz is a factor of 10^-21 away from what we need to worry about, (Phz)". So you might want to edit your posts (not that the morons would understand the difference!)

[@Hondeer]

@@AguaFluorida Thank you! My mistake :)