Introducing, Lalafell!

[@Zozo-ke2dl]

"recreate the... birth...process...?" still gets me to this day

[@pasteldreams5413]

ᵣₑ𝒸ᵣₑₐₜₑ ₜₕₑ ᵦᵢᵣₜₕ ₚᵣₒ𝒸ₑₛₛ

[@justpassingpi5384]

now that's setting the bar for quality content too high o.o

[@JackDaloots]

+Lone Wolf #ChallengeAccepted

[@ElectricNikkiGames]

+Lone Wolf the quality of content is too skronk

[@DamphirBlue]

ikr!!

[@SniperKing-O]

"Lalafell not for sale in Garlean provinces" Garleans: "Savages..."

[@Sofia_Sif]

If you think about it Lalafells are a Garlean's worst nightmare behind Primals, they've on average got a higher aptitude for spellcraft and tend to have larger aether reserves, Garleans are super wary of Summoning and Aether/Magic lol

[@bluesrike]

Me: "Garlean scum..."

[@frederickfugglesworth9877]

We replaced our black mage with a lalafell and not only does he still do damage, he can heal everyone too! Thanks, Lalafell!

[@pretzelthedude]

I never cease to get sad when I come back to watch this and, even after 5+ years now, it's only got 388k views. This masterpiece deserves a few million views at least!

[@RetroPacman]

There are a ton of original creators with the same problem. I never understood why it happens.

[@zaryalace7475]

​@@RetroPacman they didn't sign a contract in blood.

[@caster25000]

"Lalafells are not evil." You can deny the stereotype all ya' please, Denmo. But some choose to embrace it.

[@shillinhite3911]

I saw that more as a subliminal message put there by the lalafells so you don't think they're evil

[@Prich319]

You've never met the Lalafell known as Konrad Kurze I see.

[@ArmoredGaming1990]

I’m sorry for the delay, but we had a huge backlog of nay says to get through, your number has been drawn, please step down to the nearest lalafell for convenient execution for slander and negative propaganda, thank you kindly.

[@dragonfangalexander]

Im offended by the Elezen reference. We are not that tall! *Shouts from the heights hidden between clouds*

[@midnight2600]

At least he didnt refer to u as a coat rack.... lol

[@applemanc22]

Dhalmel.

[@xXAkirhaXx]

@@applemanc22 Don't make fun of our necks D:

[@z09np]

Thanks Lalafell! As an executive of the Lambs of Dalumad, we have been at a loss for our sacrificial offerings. But now, we never have a shortage of sacrifices! Some even grew without souls, eager for world domination in some ways that even surpass my own. I never been happier. I gladly rate this product 10/10. For all you occults out there, and yes, even you Diabolos worshipers, get your sacrificial offeri...i mean Lalafells today!

[@slickb190]

7 years later..... Its still funny!

[@Farmfresheggboy]

damn girl i need to get some of that sh----

[@geebster.]

My gf fantasia'd into a lalafell a while back and just linked me this video. Totally true. Especially the pretend melon part.

[@TruMikuel]

As male au ra paladin, having my own healer lalafell avaible for dungeons is invaluable. Thanks Lalafell!

[@paulman34340]

Honestly I love playing at this race especially in the physical glasses. Fear my Dark Knight carrying a sword way way bigger than my character LOL

[@krausercruz2780]

As a professional Lalafel projectile I recommend to teach your Lalafel to use a Lance or a large shield to maximize damage to target and minimize damage to your Lalafel. Thrust me, it makes all the difference

[@nogitsune4452]

I'm a Miqo'te, and I approve of this advertisement.

[@towcat]

+Nogitsune you and me both

[@Umbruhh]

+Nogitsune This one is not even from Ezorea. But Khajjit approves as well!

[@IsaiahINRI]

+Umbruhh im not even a cat but this argonian approves landstrider

[@talonzero2595]

As a lalafell i say get replaced >;3

[@zephyr7552]

Didn't a bunch of lalas try to summon the "Great Potato" in Ul'dah

[@PhantomNiwa]

We've done it several times

[@Umega101]

*sigh* .... The Lalafell primal is not a "potato". Or a popoto. It's Danny Devito mother f'ers... you all best recognize!

[@Dutyyaknow]

This deserves way more recognition.

[@shmadenshmuki9843]

no Lalafell was hurt in creation of this video

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

Somehow I doubt this disclaimer

[@Dragoboi1998]

but the one that was cooked

[@necnix5313]

2:14

[@DeepbloodFang]

Is what we say to appease the "human" rights activists.

[@TMBG1337]

shame

[@headache42]

Man this footage is so faked: 0.08 You'd never see 3 Male Roedagyn in the same spot, that's as rare as panda breeding.

[@Samyaza7]

+headache42 :D Im a female Roedagyn. What am I to say?

[@thechandraraj6415]

Not true. Roegadyn clump.

[@tavnazian4613]

I'm the midlander in that shot. the Roe were gathered. not faked, but not naturally encountered.

[@BroadwayRonMexico]

Male roegadyn? Somewhat believable. Female roegadyn? Not so much

[@jrh388]

this plays right after the "eorzea gone wild" 2 a.m. spot

[@Tiger74147]

"Coat rack not staying still?" That's the best joke on male au'ra for sure, hahahaha. This whole video was awesome. Really gave me a chuckle. Where does one find a group that does this kind of stuff?!

[@OrphyroPhalmark]

I'm going to be honest. This video alone made me realize in my subconscious I always loved Laladells. Just Fantasia'd and everything.

[@HowlingSphinx]

Awesome job, this is funny. I can imagine an Old Spice commercial with Roegs in the same vein.

[@pkthunder3]

duuuuude someone needs to make that now!

[@LobstertheGiggy]

HowlingSphinx That sounds like a fantastic idea!

[@SniperKing-O]

I ordered a Lalafell, but the FBI showed up at my doorstep instead... And the kicker was that they were Lalafell, too.

[@Noxendi]

I'll take 14.

[@nazz6000]

Empress Lalafell :3

[@Copain88]

+Nanamo Ul Namo I think I know that image... isn't that where she's really big and beating the shit out of a bunch of raid members?

[@nazz6000]

Indeed, Titan Nanamo.

[@Copain88]

Nanamo Ul Namo Too bad there isn't more of that, she's cute

[@Sassy_Witch]

Uh uh uh, gimme the Sauce!

[@Lyulph_Gaming]

Nanamo Ul Namo All hail the queen of all lalas

[@brendancoleman1996]

The three male Roegadyns all sitting around and flirting is way more accurate than I'm comfortable with

[@albin8166]

This video is just perfect! I wish I could have been part of it. Sir you deserve an award.

[@Just_Call_Me_Tim]

Love the old crt tv look of this! Takes me back man…

[@CecilyJisi]

After seeing this, I kinda wanna be a Lalafell again.

[@Fluffy-Rose1993]

this is the greatest thing since ham and cheese...

[@a.m.gnovember151]

Great video man. Usually with 'throwback ads' they don't try (or it feels like they don't try) to make them 'authentic'. I have to say congratz on the fact that this ACTUALLY looks like an old VCR copy of an ad.

[@aerikwalker7410]

They forgot edgelord Lalafell

[@cqmorrell]

Shitpost Lalafell!

[@christianboustani8284]

This video was ahead of its time

[@TirielWoW]

So THAT'S what you did with that footage you shot on Balmung! :D I remember that Lala parade! :D

[@Nick-tx8oe]

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

[@cerisedaemon]

Snake Lalafell... I need one of those. xD So this is why you were requesting Lalas in Idyllshire! Another masterpiece!

[@Doc_Ravenbe]

President Lalafell signing in, the final product is a resounding success :)

[@Miyavisgirl1540]

0:41 "Oh, Mother Hydalin! They're everywhere!"

[@zackhenderson2392]

I'm so glad the FBI shut this down. Trafficking Lalafell... Absolutely horrible. ... ...... At least I got one beforehand

[@4ri0ch]

Holy crap man, that's your best one yet. And that's saying a lot because your stuff is always excellent.

[@snowblade7669]

RIP lalas you'll be a thing of the past now in the next update

[@nenybuns]

Still love to this to this day

[@Far_Dee]

This is the first time I've clicked the 'like' button in at least a year. You earned it.

[@namebn]

How could you forget to mention they make good sweat shop workers.

[@Jkapricorn]

This needs an update for the Viera and Rothgar races

[@jonathannelson7923]

as a guy who plays a lalafell i find this funny as hell even if half the time im on im called cute alot

[@mriv8954]

I went back to lala because of this, and I love it.

[@ViewTube_Dan]

0:53 this is pure gold. I want to do this with all of them.

[@Gangerworld]

This made me laugh out loud, and trust me that don't happen often for videos.

[@scratchman]

I called this number and now I can clear AS3 without having to worry about recruiting scrubs. THANKS LALAFELLMASTERRACE!

[@blackaoshi]

never noticed the lalabowling before, this still makes me hapopy, one of your best creations.

[@RashiiKitsuke]

I am only seeing this now and am depressed, I didn't know I was missing out on such a gem.

[@eksynn]

"recreate the birth pro... cess?" thank. my keyboard and screen needed some hydration.

[@maqattack4077]

I'm a Lalafell and I approve of this message! Also, I play on Balmung as well :)

[@KaliKat]

I showed my friend my Miqo'te next to a Viera and he said my character was the shortest character ever, so I called this number and with the help of my Lalafell army I'm much taller.

[@dragonkyn20]

Denmo, you did a fantastic job as always!

[@PunYT]

>Toy lalafell >Shantotto Ayo hol up--

[@hasturking9635]

Lalas are like the little brother or sister you always wanted. And they are smarter then you to boot

[@OvershadowedProjects]

This was gold but i burst into tears laughing at; "Recreate the birthing pro...cess?!??"

[@pyroromancer]

i turned on captions and it said something about president and the great wall

[@LordlyWeeb]

This is literally the best thing ever.

[@TheRealLink]

Wow what epicness. And I don't even play Lalafell. That was a beyond amazing throwback to 90s As-Seen-On-TV ads ;p

[@imtoolazytousethis]

That phone # is active and does go to a live person after a few. I wonder how many times they've been asked about ordering their own Lalafell.

[@Cure_Gorgeous]

One of the best videos I've ever seen on KZbin.

[@SteakThief]

this is the denmo we needed, this is the denmo we deserve

[@michael0o5]

"Cook them" I laughed so0o0o hard at the head sticking out of the turkey

[@TastingKitty]

Actually called the number...got an advert for LifeAlert. 10/10 would call again

[@philippmichalev8319]

Potatos have come a long way

[@applemanc22]

Good ‘ole no knees bring you smiles every day.

[@incap6038]

So do I just give you my wallet or...?

[@ImSaixe]

Your first born.

[@yabbles617]

Saixe that's like putting your child up for adoption then walking right back in and adopting another.

[@ciondub7713]

@@yabbles617 isnt that normal? I mean that happend to me.

[@honma7k]

Alright, I'm convinced. GET THE FANTASIA

[@magnumopus8124]

I have to show this to my 9yr. old niece. She fell in love with shantotto when watching my play dissidia. She's gonna eat this up lol.

[@valeceres]

“Sad Lalafell” HOW DARE YOU

[@YuenQestir]

THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS - I'll TAKE 100, THANK U LALAFELL!

[@doumanseiman2645]

I have a "Thank you internet" playlist. This is going directly there :D

[@HelloHayleyHello]

Everyone asks, what do you do when serves are down for a new patch? Watch all of your videos!! That's what! Starting with this one, because it gets me giggling each time XD

[@JovanniOJVL]

This is proooooooobably the best thing ever in the entire history of the world... proooooobably.

[@leonfurry]

This video aged so damn fucking well

[@xFadesaway]

My In game S/O called the number and I guess they were closed ;-; I want a BIG LALAFELL

[@Mkilbride2599]

Seen a lot of funny FFXIV Videos. This is now the best editted / highest quality one, it sets a new bar. Kinda hard to top, even my favorite ones by Roe Roe.

[@thordecruise1019]

best video of 2015

[@duduinferno4268]

I love that after 4 years this vídeo still makes me laugh a LOT hhahaaha

[@Izzoroth]

"Ever since I got Lalafell my marksmanship skill has improved by a ton! Thanks Lalafell!!" -Another satisfied customer

[@Boyzby]

Oh. My. God. This is definitely one of the greatest videos I've ever seen in my life. XD

[@DJ_Bonebraker]

Snake Lalafell, lawl! Wasn't he the main character of the hit theater production, "Escape from Ala Mhigo"?

[@DeathxStrike18]

should also include the side effects of lalafell use

[@ThePhaseMaster]

“Sad Lalafell” *It’s literally Tataru* Whomst made Tataru cry, Tataru deserves all the headpats

[@HerethiccL]

1:43 "they even have a Lemmings mode!"

[@williamchicas1208]

once i heard big lalafell, i instantly thought "THE GIANT MIDGET!!!"

[@ClamMimic]

They're so Athrowable!

[@MissBonito]

ok thats the best video i have ever seen in my entire life

[@blair7882]

Best infomercial ever

[@Tacogoat]

I transferred to Balmung a little while ago, I hope I can get in on these types of vids one day :P

[@fcbahamutzero]

When you call the number, it takes you to some medical alert system recording.

[@limsalalafells]

There are two new races, we may need an update to include the long eared miqo'te and the miqo'te roegadyn hybrids.

[@RaidenKaiser]

I can see it now at SE HQ, SE Employee A:"guys guys we cant name it a loli due to....reasons what should we name them?!" SE Employee B:"I know lets call them Lalafell sounds like loli but not!"

[@ArkhCel]

This video is pure gold.

[@Lyulph_Gaming]

You just made me change in to a lala yesterday.

[@MiDuWay]

I don't even play Final Fantasy and I LOVE this.

[@yulikitten]

Is this commercial the reason we Lalafells are referred to as potatoes?

[@RPBHTitoo]

Ninja potatoes

[@Rezzmari]

Some long ass "commercial". lol