Investment - Eras of Reality

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definitely didnt steal this... im gonna put these under all EOF osts now
Motifs:
Emporium Collapse
Zany
I Am All of Me
...a couple seconds of Megalovania
The figure that approached behind them scares Celeste, so they run behind the large tree, bumping into what appears to be... A vendor station engraved in the tree? The figure approaches them and asks... "Hey, want to buy something? I've got many deals for ya."
C: ...Wh-
F: * Who are you?
M: Not important information...
M: I take it that you're a flower monster whose running off with the human, yes?
F: * Listen here you cucurbita cheapskate, I don't think that's the least of your worries.
F: * Why do you want us to buy stuff from you? We literally don't even know you.
M: Geez, struck a nerve there. In this case it would be a petal, though.
M: I also don't know who either of you are. Well, sort of. I know the human's a wanted vigilante.
C: I- Well-
M: Hey, I'm not one to judge, so am I! But pretend you didn't hear that from me.
C: ...How reassuring.
C: (Flowey we should probably leave)
M: Don't go! It's not like you're gonna survive out there without any totally powerful wares!
C: Why I oughta...
F: * We're just gonna leave.
M: Hey! Listen!
M: ...
M: I need someone to buy my keychains.
(Flowey storms off.)
M: ...
C: ...
M: Just so you know, I am not the only one here.
M: Normally I'm supposed to be attacking you and taking you in, but that would only make me a short term profit!
M: TREEKY, on the other hand, well... He's trying to find many kinds of ways to feel special around these parts, and hunting you just seems like an easy ticket to that feeling.
M: Don't let his tricks fool you, he's sort of a pushover... Unfortunately.
C: Okay... That still doesn't explain the shop, but okay.
M: ...
M: Anyways, just don't worry too much about him. You could probably threaten him with his house and he'll back off.
C: What-
M: This big tree here is his house. He lives in it.
M: Me personally, though? I live underneath his house. I built it there before his house ever stood here!
C: Then why did you put a vendor station on the side of his house.
M: What! I need to get money off of him somehow! He says he only likes to deal with the payments here "legally".
C: I'm just gonna go... Once I buy the gunpowder. How much for it?
M: $134.85. It comes with a warranty!
C: I don't think that's how that works.
M: Sure it is!
C: ...