IOSYS - Marisa Stole The Precious Thing (Full / 4k)

[@SpearmintSerpent]

The great thing about Flash files is that they are mostly based on vectors instead of bitmap images, so they can be rendered at virtually any resolution. This allows them to look as excellent as this, for those of us watching today, or be optimized for those in the past, when internet wasn't as fast as it is now.

[@ippotsk]

Let's all hope the original .swf's will never be lost.

[@laurlo]

wonder what this will look like in another 10-15 yrs...

[@areaofeffect7043]

I wish everyone did vector animation. After Flash lost its popularity, nowadays not many ppl interested doing the alternative with html/canvas/svg. Internet is filled with mp4/h264(5) videos labeled as "gif"s instead.

[@qinop]

A timeless technology that humanity has but doesn't deserve

[@fleur.]

this was actually pretty interesting to know, thanks for sharing your knowledge, enlightened one

[@pixeloskyy]

Okay, McDonalds making their parody of this song was not on my 2024 bingo

[@TomasBregman]

WAIT WHAT?

[@du_nut_tuch_me4230]

​@@TomasBregman yes, they did

[@Rinnvxx]

@@PneumaAsh😐

[@AbyssicHate112]

link

[@PneumaAsh]

@AbyssicHate112 Posting a link gets your comment automatically deleted, you'll have to find it on your own

[@iloveediblestuff]

FYI, if you're ever in Japan, you can sing this song at their popular karaoke chains. And I mean the entire song.

[@RinkuSonic41]

i crave to do

[@yukko_parra]

ok so we sing speedcore time...

[@professionalfangster1510]

Source?

[@vassel6643]

Imma need some proof on this one chief.

[@user-dw5bo8px3l]

Chinese*

[@jordysrevenge]

i remember when at 3:27 i always turned the volume down because that part genuinely scared the crap outta me as a kid but it was such a good song that it was basically a “brace for impact” type deal

[@hiklight]

I was just doing homework while listening to this until that came, seriously thought my pc was having a problem

[@twiderechan]

First time listening to this. Basicaly same.

[@SuperMatiz]

I cut this section in audiacity. Given the name "marisa stole the precious thing (without ear rape)"

[@jordysrevenge]

@@SuperMatiz YES. i did the same years ago when i converted the video to mp4, but then cut the end out on windows movie maker and then back to mp3. (i was like 9-10 adding this to my iPod at the time)

[@sprinklessxd]

Same

[@cairill]

COME ON INGERLAND.

[@dededeisdosh4450]

>SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

[@wassey5066]

>想いは伝えたらこわれちゃう

[@blackmetalreki]

SCORE A FACKIN GOAL >sips mamaso on portuguese beach

[@lovenikulina]

Am I the only 1 who read this comment like "come on nigerland"

[@aihoshinoirl]

@@lovenikulina LMAO YOU ARENT THE ONLY ONE-

[@xXInfinityDiesXx]

the fact that people are still making memes of this proves it's a timeless classic that'll never age

[@n1ght0f1nd1g0]

Unless Gamecube takes it over

[@HyperVanilo]

Thanks to IOSYS those memes exist

[@Comeoniwantaccount]

it proves that the touhou community is still active

[@nevascacaida]

still doing

[@Popotato7777]

Fr

[@VantasticK]

This was my introduction to Touhou, and it made me think Alice and Marisa were in love with each other. Imagine my shock when I played Imperishable Night for the first time and saw them make constant passive-aggressive remarks at each other.

[@longlivethe9989]

Ahem... Now I would like to tell you yet another shocking detail. The MarisaXAlice pairing was entirely based off their behaviour in Imperishable Night.

[@zarek9340]

@@longlivethe9989 ...wut? I thought it might have to do with future games I havnt played yet. In 2hu 7 it's pretty clear that they don't lile each other

[@skywardthedragon]

Does this song not come off as incredibly tsundere to you?

[@Grgrqr]

@@longlivethe9989 To be fair, Marisa did say “The moon is beautiful tonight, isn’t it?”

[@ilyenamaru]

​@@zarek9340 she's a bit more soft spoken to marisa in subterranean animism, you can tell they've become closer friends by that game

[@ellzrandom2392]

I genuinely used to think Alice and Marissa were the same person and in this video she just wanted to be a cooler version of herself and the other people were trying to get her to love herself for who she is

[@lazydelibird]

Damn, that's a helluva headcanon.

[@kajioukun]

I remember when I thought that Alice was Marisa

[@bun6377]

that would be kind of cool

[@kamikamkamm]

That’s actually really wholesome

[@interstellar-renegade7.591]

i thought they were related lool

[@user-ux3kn2ti7z]

I don't know how, but I discovered this song when I was around 11 years old and still come back to it today because it's a fucking bop.

[@NCG337]

well said!

[@kooshikoosheiji8565]

damn if only i knew touhou back then

[@1secondarysmile]

I discovered this from those Windows Crazy Error when I was 7.

[@Itibitydetsku]

@@1secondarysmile Same but i was 9

[@anthonytom-duyquang3558]

Damn, I remembered listening to the parody of this song with Cyborg Kuro-chan instead of Alice. I couldn't find the original video but I did discover the song.

[@トレーヤーマイ]

あなたのパソコンが壊れてる訳ではありません、が懐かしい。 この動画に心が奪われてニコ動よく見ていたなあ。

[@shiramin]

とっとと富竹

[@Minerva-9]

？？「フラッシュ！！」

[@Dough-w1f]

懐い

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

ニコニコも懐かしい・・・

[@leothesaviour]

@@YuukiTakemoto1996 ええ

[@athing18]

Anyone else remember all the Windows error remixes of this in the late 00s? God, the memories.

[@HOWZERGOD]

Saw a lot of em as a kid, feels so nice to find the OG

[@yukko_parra]

it was mainly redzone but i did stumble across one of this song... dunno how

[@sprinkles2578]

That's why I know about this song in the first place, lol. I saw it when I was around 9. I'm 16 now and still love those error remixes.

[@conlage]

holy shit yes

[@bukaitlin]

I think it was one of my earliest exposures to Touhou since when I was at least 10.

[@Yu_riaMJ10]

懐かしいけど今も廃れない神曲、あと画質が最強すぎる

[@socorro111]

When you start to get interested in Touhou and KZbin start recommending you vids from 10 years ago

[@NeiroYT]

too viral vids for youtube

[@mosurax]

When you revisit old toho videos you use to watch when you were a kid and the recommended section gets raided by old toho memes

[@mosurax]

Toho prometheus

[@BakaBaka8146]

Absolute win

[@HobkinBoi]

I didnt even know that this was touhou. I don't play or anything. I only kinda know the song from some of the parody videos.

[@John_Rodway]

Alice can count to 4 But CIrno can count to 9 Proof that cirno is smart

[@yasscraftx21._.]

Didn't Cirno counted like 1 2 9?

[@John_Rodway]

@@yasscraftx21._. Yea but she did still count

[@normienee6661]

@@yasscraftx21._. alice in denial again

[@koslova.2151]

@@yasscraftx21._. is just 3 numbers, Cirno still baka

[@hahayes7205]

ah but she counted to 3 in at least 4 different languages which is a total of 12, Alice superiority

[@mikepine-tree8374]

フランス人を洗脳してこの曲を流行らせれば、次回パリ五輪の開会式で採用される可能性が微レ存

[@korone-s2-1220]

天才かw

[@koziro-hyu-ga0830]

やりますねえ

[@mp5a57]

まずはフランス人を探そう！

[@Yukkuri_Yakumo]

Good idea

[@yasscraftx21._.]

I agree

[@carlosmarquez2725]

Kids who grew up watching Touhou videos are now CEOs of multinational companies (McDonalds).

[@TomasBregman]

Wait what??

[@Kambayashi1231]

小学生の時にわかんなかった英語の意味が、高校生になった今だいたいわかるようになってることに時の流れを感じる…

[@tristanfoss7469]

Meanwhile, I had to use a translator to understand this comment.

[@xcicciobox932]

@@tristanfoss7469 Same

[@darealgamesloud]

Pov: You used a translator.

[@Bobbies1]

@れもねーど。 why

[@hani_chen_620]

​@@Bobbies1 PPAP

[@alexnime3303]

"Marisa stole the precious thing" *You have any idea how little that narrows it down?*

[@usodarou]

Yes

[@YataTheFifteenth]

"So... like, a book? an artifact? money? that bitch literally steals anything." - Rinnosuke, probably.

[@satriadicky3732]

@@YataTheFifteenth she didn't steal the Hakurei shrine donation box. Yet

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

I'm pretty sure it's referring to Alice's heart, cause she fell in love with Marisa and this video is her conflicting feeling awakening

[@alexnime3303]

@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess sorry I was joking

[@ジョージ-z7g]

内容とかより音楽とかリズムが耳に残るよね。 最初見た時何言ってるか分からなかったけどだんだんハマっていったし、そういう感じで外国の人に受けるのも全然分かる、めっちゃ癖になるよね

[@henryarguelles602]

こちらも同じです。

[@Aya_f]

同士です

[@Niconpro]

No

[@tamu-hi-to]

@@Niconpro うるせえ

[@Zanmu_Nippaku]

Alice in lost word using this theme was the most surprising thing in my life

[@HyperBlast9000]

Wait Huh?

[@Zanmu_Nippaku]

@@HyperBlast9000 Z3 Alice (one of Alice variants in lost word) uses this song as bgm

[@HeyImLucious]

Oh God why did someone make this 4k. Weebs were never meant to hold such power....

[@grapejuice5294]

We asked ourselves whether we could do it... But we never asked ourselves whether we SHOULD do it.

[@bira5775]

*but this* Puts 6th infinity stone weeaboo edition *THIS DOES PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE*

[@megajaredx9679]

Weeb lives matter and now we show are true power!

[@HeyImLucious]

@@megajaredx9679 I'm going to kys myself if I start seeing "Its okay to be weeb" signs around college campuses.

[@Latency345]

Weebs need more power.

[@neurosynchron]

Basically: Romanian puppeteer falls in love with a Japanese witch

[@blara2401]

Japanese western-style witch, at that.

[@neurosynchron]

@@blara2401haha alice's heart go maiahee maiahoo I think it's the most stupid, yet dumbed down version I can think of

[@blara2401]

@@neurosynchron That song is from a Moldovan band, actually.

[@neurosynchron]

@@blara2401 I know, but I just made that joke because the song's Romanian in terms of language, but Moldovan in origin

[@nasanierulastname2997]

Wait, how is Alice of Romanian descent

[@chaos-kun7310]

This is by far the highest quality version there is. Thanks! I can't stop playing it... My favorite part is where she swishes her skirt back and forth and says "uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, UH!" So adorable

[@KravenTheKnight]

It looks soooooo sharp! And pretty! 4k is awesome~

[@chaos-kun7310]

Dawn to Dawn to Dawn to Dawn to Dawn to Dawn to Dawn to...

[@leeshion1199]

Shit

[@DionneDion]

I had an idea on how to react here but i forgot

[@zero.8810]

2:17

[@Pewpewbutter]

it sucks that everyone who makes tiktoks with this sound doesnt know what its from :(

[@pixie9396]

yeah like th9se couple in roblox use this song with twice emote and it actrully gtting annoying af

[@hx.]

thank god as they shouldnt

[@sillirfour]

womp womp

[@Pewpewbutter]

fr my live reaction@@sillirfour

[@hexhollows]

thank god

[@テルテラ]

定期的に聞きたくなる曲

[@ふじかわタクマサ]

これまた初期のニコ動の名曲ではないか。今でもこれは人気あるのだよなぁ

[@バタースコッチパイ-u3l]

ふじかわタクマサ 分かるwww

[@らーげり]

@@バタースコッチパイ-u3l 3時間前で草

[@バタースコッチパイ-u3l]

リラーゲ 1時間前で草ぁ

[@Toll081]

みんな有能過ぎんか？？

[@Vogel99-e1o]

小学生の時に初めて聞いてそっからもう何年もずっと好きな曲

[@Forknitegriddleriddy]

the teacher's copy: 0:12 what they give you: 3:27

[@Cat-ki3hy]

btw its literally the same thing but repeated

[@katyusha1283]

@@Cat-ki3hy That's the other layer of the joke I guess.

[@anonE0]

LOL

[@user-le8ul4nr5t]

3:27 sounds like when you get stuck between a wall and a radio in portal

[@D00000T]

every programming class project basically

[@nadialikesyoutube6160]

i want this to play in my head forever

[@McCaroni_Sup]

I-I-I-I-I want this to play in my head for-everrr SHIRANAI WA; SONNA MAHOU~

[@havesomerespectandspoilthe5880]

i wish for the voices in my head to stop instead

[@jampie66]

"Cam on Ingerland!"

[@HalibutToast]

"Scoar sum fackin goals!"

[@CDJAM-webm]

"OWAMEAHUNOHNANEJAMM"

[@Incognito11200]

i've never actually heard the whole thing before because the song ends after the first two minutes in rhythm games

[@RubeliteRiver]

Holy shit a recent comment

[@nightmime6314]

Yeah I was just playing ddr the other day and this is one of the song

[@AdmireVega]

e

[@Incognito11200]

​@@AdmireVega E

[@FFXfever]

@@nightmime6314 wait ddr has meme songs nowadays? Oh wait what am I saying, butterfly is a constant in ddr.

[@NanaOfTheMonsters]

Why did it take me 7-10 years to realize that it's Reimu in that suit and hat?

[@voughklry8362]

Wait what

[@waterized_bottle]

She is lol

[@SillyLittleMan28]

Lmao

[@kse3]

Because her Inspector Zenigata disguise is nearly as good as Lupin's.

[@HLGourmet]

Lol I also realized that after years

[@トッポの森]

3:26毎回ここで底知れぬ恐怖に襲われる

[@おしん-c4j]

MADを漁りまくって見てたあの頃が懐かしい……すーぐ通信制限食らってワタワタしたりして、でも楽しかったなぁ

[@doransoran]

I hope KZbin doesn't mark this as for kids

[@manspider3058]

Hopefully

[@flandrescarlet365]

They could mark worse (first thing that comes to mind there is Heartful Nekoromancer as i had that playing earlier)

[@doransoran]

@@flandrescarlet365 true

[@chudmegumin]

They could mark the Me!Me!Me! music video 😳 (I hope not)

[@HobkinBoi]

They flagged a video called Cupcakes HD as for kids just because it had ponies in it. Yet the video is rather gruesome. Lmao

[@Kouta.K.]

3:26お使いのPC・タブレット・スマートフォンは正常です。

[@amano1124]

不覚にも笑ってしまった〈〉

[@TOQBOX8590]

コンプレッサーの音(分かる人には分かる)

[@Love_FLAME_]

@@TOQBOX8590 コアで草

[@TheArmored123]

mac donarudo

[@lollol-gu7wi]

no its wac donarudo

[@otsu3011]

No

[@익명-q5z]

no its mackudo narudo

[@SpeckyYT]

In a nutshell: 1 2 3 One two three Eins Zwei Guten Morgen

[@Randus1058]

1 2 Oatmeal

[@bashily2844]

1 2 Oatmeal

[@matryoshka2151]

Because Yuyuko is very cyuuuute.

[@WINFAN-ej4wy]

No it's 1 2 Good morning

[@megajaredx9679]

Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound

[@川島創良]

コメ欄見てると海外の方もいてやっぱり東方って世界に誇るコンテンツなんやなって思いました。（小並感）

[@はまじ-h2j]

はまじも居るぞ

[@tpsp_mhou]

@もんれ 日本はすごいと感じた

[@YURI_BUTA]

余もいるぞ

[@zackarias1316]

We

[@shmionLIVE]

2006 video 2019 quality

[@lain2236ad]

the magic of .swf

[@araigumakiruno]

Shockwave Flash man

[@Lily-white]

@@araigumakiruno more specifically vector graphics!

[@shmionLIVE]

​@@lain2236ad I remember those. In 2006, internet connection in my SHitу was able to load .3gp and .swf "videos" only.

[@petergriffin1331]

Ah good In 2006 i was just a baby....i dont know about it But good information....tanks reimu!

[@JosephHk743]

0:23 Spell Card I’ve never realized how really popular and still relevant of a meme song this was until seeing it now and listening to it from Lost Word.

[@sliver170]

When I listen to this, I feel like I'm hearing a song I've known since before I was born. An ancient song from a time history forgot, but my blood still remembers.

[@khlobbia]

Yeah same, it is such a strange feeling

[@saythrtL]

It sounds like something i heard before, even tho i prob havent...

[@userr1901]

​@@saythrtLfrr

[@thisperson345]

It's so weird that there's so many touhou songs I know without even knowing they're from touhou

[@Pouzdraken]

hello me about a month before i fell full force into the touhou fandom

[@fishussugon3215]

touhou is secluded because when people come across a nice song they don't find the sauce

[@v5in88]

Tee ser ies true that

[@Xenoprism]

Somehow its opposite for me because I've been playing Touhou for ~6 years and only last month I learned about this song and Bad Apple lmao

[@westernspy9278]

bruh i got into touhou in the start of this summer and now im playing full on hard mode i love to say that I’m 13

[@the-NightStar]

Literally the thing that got me into Touhou many many many many years ago. The first ever Touhou thing I ever saw in my life. I was....... very confused. Now I actually understand it's context. Weird how that works.

[@Dragfos]

uwu?

[@kasumihimura]

I still don't understand with context. I need more context. x~x

[@joannamysluk8623]

@@kasumihimura Basically, Alice falls in love with Marisa and does not want to admit it. Everybody in Gensokyo knows the truth though.

[@freshlymemed5680]

@@kasumihimura Alice is essentially the L word towards Marisa.

[@freshlymemed5680]

​@Adorenu アドレーヌ *Sad Rinnosuke* But i guess thats pretty much true

[@TheKariLu]

this song still scratches an itch in my brain that nothing else can reach

[@kerorinnf5681]

画質きれいだしフルで感動した

[@starflash7076]

i watched this as a joke first but now im addicted

[@kaexewires7531]

not gonna lie same lol

[@orange0666]

Me too

[@trashgamestudio6746]

same

[@capitão_paçoca]

Like most of us here

[@オンボロイド-w4d]

翻訳機能最高

[@NCG337]

Since I've re-discovered this song a couple of months ago along with me getting into Touhou it hasn't left my head. Why does it stay so goddamn good no matter how much I listen to it?! I'm not complaining, I'm just so confused as to how this ONE song I first heard 6 years ago is different from every other song I've listened to in that I just can't get sick of it?!

[@error7898]

Cirno can help with your math exam, but yeah I for some reason also became addicted it's just..cute?

[@Splammy]

@@error7898 tsundere ?

[@error7898]

@@Splammy Yeah tsundere too

[@koolaidguy315]

GOD I LOVE YOUR PFP

[@veto_5762]

I could literally heard this on loop a whole day without getting tired, is just... precious

[@Creeper_ofDoom]

Fun Fact: This song is pure nostalgia to you

[@thatsapphirevideoediting]

It sure is

[@ordinary_magician]

Canon Alice-Marisa relationship: They are frenemies at best Fanon Alice-Marisa relationship: “MARISA PLEASE GIVE ME THE D”

[@datt6165]

...Futa Marisa?

[@bobbycrofts9241]

@cookie both. Both is good

[@datt6165]

@@bobbycrofts9241 This guy gets it.

[@dontlistentome7498]

@@datt6165 Man of culture i see

[@spiderycider]

@cookie why wouldn't it be

[@quynhyb]

Why is nobody talking about how cool Reimu is when she dressed as Zenigata

[@Skaelya]

onore lupin !

[@alexhirsch2864]

I thought she is a detective

[@HeadlessJaxeReacts]

Go in the dark Vietnamese Will be back :D

[@thanhthot3668]

Nice profile picture.

[@thanhthot3668]

Nice profile pic

[@typhoonthunder]

this video still holds up for 2006 purely based on good aesthetics

[@Reunomi]

agree

[@L30GH05TDUD3]

Nothing just here revising this video and admiring how wholesome and also well made it is! The Touhou music community is absolutely incredible!

[@antiquet3301]

"remastered in 4k" oh cool *youtube auto-adjusts to 360p*

[@HeavenHalos]

You get a comment instead of a like. Don't wanna ruin your 69.

[@alucard347]

@@HeavenHalos IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING STAR WARS REFERENCE!!??

[@aleprechaun8972]

@@alucard347 It is much worse than some Star Wars reference...

[@alucard347]

@@aleprechaun8972 fair enough.

[@Sickcrazyneet]

As it should be

[@NCG337]

I'm proud to wear this profile picture

[@yukino6549]

懐かしくも感じるし懐かしくも感じない曲

[@Logan-gn9jo]

Why am I watching this it’s literally 2019 fml

[@porter5224]

Because our lives are messes and this is the only constant

[@bakbak1604]

touhou is a thing

[@remlet3753]

@@bakbak1604 it was and forever will be

[@gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252]

it never gets old

[@bakbak1604]

koro sensei of course touhou was a thing a long time ago

[@batzoro]

English Translation (translated by the Touhou Wiki): Pounding into straw effigies (x3) Five-inch, five-inch, five-inch nails! Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni san (x3) (1) Eins, zwei, guten morgen (2) Yi er yi er ichi ichi ichi ichi Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu (x3) (3) (Hi repeated) hifumiyo hifumiyo! Dawn to (x14) (4) "I can't feel it" Dawn to (x14) "It doesn't hurt" Check it gee (x4) Kugigi (x8) (5) Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai France, Hollands, Tibet, Kyoto, London, Russia, Orleans! Hating, hating, loving (ah ah-ah ah ah-ah ah) Who are you? Who are you? I can't be alive without you Why is it, I wonder? (ah ah-ah ah) Why, why, why ,why don't I miss you a lot, forever? I don't know - how to work your magic If I told you how I felt, I'd break I'm different - from you So don't go around stealing other people's hearts so easily (Check it gee repeats + Hi repeats) A close-up future of turning (ah ah-ah ah ah-ah ah) (6) My distant feelings, I can't be alive without you Why is it, I wonder? (ah ah-ah ah) Why, why, why, why don't I believe you more, forever? I know - about that secret of yours It's always screaming out in the bottom of my heart I'm different - from you So don't go around stealing other people's hearts so easily (Five-inch is repeated) 1 - Yi, er and san is one, two and three in Chinese + ichi, ni and san is one, two and three in Japanese 2 - Eins and zwei is one and two in German and guten morgen is Good Morning in German 3 - Hi, fu, mi and yo are from an old Japanese counting style (hitotsu futatsu mittsu yottsu etc.) 4 - Dawn to is a pun on a sound affect (dontsuu) which either means stomping or heavy pain 5 - Kugigi is a pun on "Kugi" which means nail 6 - The subtitles in the video don't match up here hence why words like "why don't I miss you a lot, forever?" didn't sound right etc.

[@tisjustangie]

Aw it takes me 2 minutes to find this comment when it used to only take me 30 seconds :(

[@corruleumblue3317]

I can't believe how far I had to scroll to find this again, like the other person :c Thank you for this.

[@rainbowyoutuder]

I listen to this to relieve my headaches. Works wonders.

[@Paperstarbnuy_38901]

And then stays in your head forever.

[@rainbowyoutuder]

@@Paperstarbnuy_38901 thats not a problem at all.

[@chenko9238]

0:10 yall need to wear a earphone or headset on this one, it gave me chills omg

[@userr1901]

fr

[@zwxn123]

I've been listening to this on and off since 2014 never gets old.

[@sikkableeat5614]

This but since 2007

[@kremlkritiker2158]

I dont know how often i already rewatched this but i keep coming back to this video i really like it

[@5spec]

The singer's voice is amazing

[@mrmisplaytcg]

Holy shiet I have forgotten how much I was into touhou songs and I was suddenly searching for it and came across this. I was wondering how the heck I remembered all the lyrics! It's been more than 10 years, maybe 15! Saitama sasyuu heiki was the one who brought me to this song!

[@Solveroftheabsolutefabric24]

same

[@satriadicky3732]

1:45 Therapist : "1940s noir detective Reimu doesn't exist. She can't hurt you" 1940s noir detective Reimu :

[@robmckinlay9579]

CAM ON INGERLAND SCOR SUM FAKIN GOALS

[@djr3hab]

aw shoot m8 they didnt scor enof goals

[@SIGNOR-G]

Sorry bro. Its ITALIA TIME!

[@Connie_TinuityError]

@@SIGNOR-G it always is

[@SIGNOR-G]

@@Connie_TinuityError *ovviamente* Its always ITALIA TIME

[@invictus_1245]

'ate Scotland' ate Wales, not racist jerst don like em

[@damianluna7700]

1:39 Patchouli: No love spells in my library, missy!

[@megajaredx9679]

*When Alice leaves, precedes to cast one on her self so she isnt lonely no more at Magicians **Only.com*

[@joannamysluk8623]

Damn it Patch, you sank a ship.

[@spaghettiking7312]

This is what I call a legendary tune! Go, Alice! You'll always rock it, and we'll always believe in you!

[@Emalight_1st]

I hate that everytime I get to fight Alice and her theme plays I can just hear the lyrics from this song play out in the background. But, also love it at the same time, because the lyrics are so catchy.

[@Schtyn]

And yet, until today, i still see mashups and remixes from about a few months ago. *Marisa cannot stole the Touhou Popularity untill today*

[@Poyostar]

A true classic that's up there with even Bad Apple in terms of just how iconic it is. The song title may need to be a little more specific though, considering that Marisa is a thief and all...

[@karon8250]

懐かしすぎて泣いた……😂ニコニコ組曲思い出すな〜

[@A-Port-In-Any-Storm]

the piano part at 1:31 is one of the most satisfying sounds i've heard

[@swank8508]

do you have any clue where that part comes from? i have been searching. is it originally from this video?

[@Tero2008]

@@swank8508 1:29 CAM ON INGERLAND, SCORE SOM FAKIN GAOLS

[@wapixelHD]

''marisa stole your mental health''

[@OuroborosChoked]

3:27 - the exact sound my computer makes when it crashes mid-video. Also, I've never been able to figure out why Reimu's in a brown suit. Is that a reference to something?

[@CattyFae]

yes, that is referencing a scene from Castle of Cagliostro (which is a movie with Lupin III in it that Miyazaki worked on iirc)

[@arkbien9303]

It's a parody of a scene from the Castle of Cagliostro

[@samwhaleIV]

Your soundcard/sound chipset likely has audio samples pushed into a circular buffer and when the conputer hangs due to an unexpected error the samples aren't updated anymore and any small amount of audio samples played back really fast generally sounds like this.

[@FurryzFornicateOfficial4]

What if I told you there was a whole entire genre of music dedicated to that sound called Extratone?

[@kasumihimura]

@@FurryzFornicateOfficial4 o h n o

[@puellascorpii]

1:47 I just realized that this moment is a reference to The Castle of Cagliostro's end scene, and that Reimu's outfit is Zenigata's. Holy crap. I don't know if I'm late or not but the fact that I love this movie and this video since I'm a child makes it really funny.

[@wigwagstudios2474]

I remember being so fucking confused when it did the glitchy shit at the end

[@GrubQueenMarisa]

Why did it do that?

[@zera3947]

As a kid, it scared me shitless

[@hamuko7472]

@@GrubQueenMarisa cause its iosys theyre always on crack when doing stuff

[@n1ght0f1nd1g0]

Yeah it is like Mieko glitched it to heck

[@MarinettePFP]

I thought I was in a creepypasta

[@trans-rights]

>CAM ON INGERLAND >SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS >想いは伝えたらこわれちゃう

[@virtuallylightblue]

skukuy

[@明日結婚するらしいよ僕のパパ]

懐かしくって泣きそうになった、、、、 だから ごっすんごっすん五寸釘ぃー

[@hannie_saurus]

As a German person the lyrics “eins, zwei, guten morgen“ is so ‘special’ to me cuz it’s not often the case for such a famous japanese song to have a fricking german lyric.

[@Dabelek]

Listening to this with one broken headphone. It just isn't the same this way.

[@22DanceFun]

*What year is it?!* Dat high quality

[@魂魄妖夢-r7j]

original video is 2007

[@moltanicaa]

@@魂魄妖夢-r7j 2006

[@ScamDocMaindel]

The magic of Flash. That shit stays HD forever

[@Cookie513-55]

これだよ！これを待ってたんだよ！(歓喜)

[@ハンサム女狐]

定期的に聞きに来てしまう

[@graxyandroid_9878]

This, this is the thing that got me interested in touhou, i've finally decided to start playing it, and, for now, it's being worth it.

[@graxyandroid_9878]

Yeah, you even wrote a novel about it, we're at part 4, almost 300 total pages lmao

[@graxyandroid_9878]

One of the worst mistakes of my life

[@じゅんもん]

人の心まで簡単に盗まないでの、後脳内で組曲流れたそれだけです

[@HomeDepotDade]

1:30-1:36 “ C’mon England Score Sum Fackin Goals”

[@happyman6701]

Whee is it?

[@0_0____]

The reason I found this song 😂

[@re4796]

Someone found that version?

[@HomeDepotDade]

@@re4796 no i havent :(

[@re4796]

@@HomeDepotDade :(

[@RailfanParadise]

Anyone remember those “Crazy Error” glitch videos that went along w/this song?

[@usdm420xauttpavgcpedcp8]

This should be an eurobeat remix

[@phoenixhartmann7121]

It already is.

[@mendozerms]

oh god not goanimators

[@moisesezequielgutierrez]

@@phoenixhartmann7121 I know your comment is 8 months old but... source of that Eurobeat remixed version please?

[@bmhater1283]

@GMD Dylan Switzer - Synthesia Music And more! Fuck off reddit brainlet

[@HueHueEggroll]

Somebody call Turbo over here to remix it.

[@Schtyn]

The four horsemen of Touhou memes outside Touhou: - Night of Nights - U.N Owen Was Her? - Last Savage Sister - -Marisa stole the Precious Thing- Someone pls stole my comment thx

[@Hell_O7]

Honestly never heard of Last Savage Sister, so I'd probably replace that with Cirno's Math Class

[@larrywu6261]

You forget the deadman meme song!

[@waterized_bottle]

@Jodyas Rahardja *HOW LAME! ONLY KIDS PLAY IN EASY MODO*

[@annaferns1840]

Bad Apple too lol

[@kaexewires7531]

@@Hell_O7 HELL YEAH that music is awesome

[@RavensEagle]

This... This is modern art restoration. Thank you.

[@ponymuffins2011]

Possibly got into Touhou in October of 2021, finally listened to this today.

[@yukko_parra]

it feels weird looking at these comments, of people who say that this was their childhood i only came here half a year ago... so...

[@115imas]

ほんと好き あと画質良すぎ

[@rankii_hats]

3:27 i remember listening to this song without seeing the video and this part legit gave me the Horror games kind of chills but now im wondering how hard this part would be in osu

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

*SPAMCLICKING INTENSIFIES*

[@sean12444]

depends on how its charted, in osu standard its usually just a buzz slider you hold, but from the 2 maps ive played in osu mania, one has a really hard dump in 4 key which carries the star rating, and the other i played in 7 key was just a really long inward roll exlcuding middle column its a really fun part of the song i love the buildup

[@Joshy-]

the map i played had sliders so it was pretty much the same as it would be in half speed so i fcd it lol

[@Puggles]

I remember this song from like 10 years ago or something, it was so popular back when I was in secondary school and one of the only AMV's I actually remember.

[@LSDOvideos]

3:26 - 3:35 Yeah I'm really glad this part of the song exists....

[@usagidaibakuhatsu8483]

Ruins this song lol

[@TheEndangeredBertVert]

Despite knowing about this video for years this is the first time I have ever taken the time to fully watch it. I have only seen the bits of the video between 0:11 and 0:14 in random clips. I missed out on the chance to grow up with this video and song properly alongside Cirno's Perfect Math Class and bits of other touhou videos...

[@中野あやせ]

いつになっても好きだ

[@xXFuzzeeXx]

1:32 I can't get enough of Lyrica just going absolutely ham on her keyboard

[@NickZ0425]

Make way peasants! the newest Mcdonalds Ad bought me here!

[@theoslytee1]

LMAO. Yeah, I had to revisit cuz of the ad, too

[@NickZ0425]

@@theoslytee1 welcome my brother!