"You're speaking to a General Attorney"...Hilarious!!
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
and he was talking to Officer Diana :)
@joereece73355 жыл бұрын
I know to funny Attorney General is the real term
@ne140e3 жыл бұрын
Yeah too funny...you are speaking to "the attorney general...not one of them, there only is one for a jurisdiction. I am imagining this room full of "each and every" attorney general...all hanging out and shooting the breeze. LOL
@jennifermariabrocco46083 жыл бұрын
Attorney general's can speak English lmao
@mischellyann7 жыл бұрын
"Outside of courthouse". You hear them say this all the time. No native English speaker would ever phrase it that way.
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
their english is so comical :)
@noeleen52505 жыл бұрын
or.."under your name", or a Jury listening in on a recorded phone line ..FFS kol
@johnnytx453 жыл бұрын
Goathouse is what it sounds like some of them say. This one actually did pronounce it, correctly.
@Stardust_72733 жыл бұрын
There was one video, can’t remember now, but it was something like he wanted to handle it in the courthouse cuz it was cold outside or something like that 😂
@Justcanadianjanjan2 жыл бұрын
That and “each and everything” lol
@jacqueortiz38286 жыл бұрын
Wow, he didnt even notice the tree flushes! Probably had him frustrated by the cop asking for his badge number. 😂
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
I had a spiel all ready for him if he asked about the tree flush. :)
@jacqueortiz38286 жыл бұрын
Lol oh man wish he had asked!
@mr.modern44197 жыл бұрын
You burnt up a lot of this scammers time!!! Bravo!!!
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
Sure did...This call started video before this one. Thanks
@SamuelLoera-f2v11 күн бұрын
Love you Diana Prince! Lol.
@buddhistsympathizer11365 жыл бұрын
'Against Under Your Name' That doesn't even make sense!
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
I agree :)
@nopcshere60975 жыл бұрын
Their English is so laughable.
@yeahnoonecaresifyouarefirst3 ай бұрын
He messed up his script he was reading 😂
@Seattle-20172 жыл бұрын
Now that was a creative waste of the scammers time. Best part was taking a leak by the tree, then flushing the toilet. And the scammer still does not catch on!
@chuckg42296 жыл бұрын
I thought he scared officer Diana when he said he was a "general attorney." Haha, great call...
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
ehheh he's a General!...pretty scary :)
@Entropy3ko6 жыл бұрын
@@pappamonkey Attourney General moonlighting for the IRS haha
@kristi2153 жыл бұрын
" your speaking to a General Attorney" I love it.
@DavyBoy0077 жыл бұрын
This is another well thought out video with lots of twists and turns. I'm already looking forward to the next scambaiting adventure.
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
thank you much, glad you like :)
@jennifermariabrocco46083 жыл бұрын
I practically live in the mailbox brother
@pattierotondo11085 жыл бұрын
This is the first time that I've heard them claim to be the AG office. That's crazy!
@MarcsVlogVids6 жыл бұрын
The Walgreens near me has a sign at the gift cards that says there's a $500 dollar limit on the amount you can purchase.
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Too bad it didn't also say "not for paying taxes" :)
@lawrencewright28163 жыл бұрын
@@pappamonkey Just tell him there is a sign saying that.
@carltonwomble90383 жыл бұрын
@@pappamonkey 😅
@scottlarson15486 жыл бұрын
"Take your time... so how much time will you take more?" Dude, make up your mind.
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
they so silly :)
@busterbeagle21675 жыл бұрын
“A cat just ran out in front of me”. Lmao. Nice touch.
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed :)
@hugehappygrin7 жыл бұрын
the IRS does not outsource to India/Pakistan, since they don't call us, they use the mail.
@jennifermariabrocco46083 жыл бұрын
Every night at nine I have to watch dad make toast for my sister
@rayjay19754 жыл бұрын
OMG i never heard this one, it was so funny, "give me your badge ID number" cop vs attorney General, was hilarious 😂 🤣
@pappamonkey4 жыл бұрын
:)
@elliott39917 жыл бұрын
Oh man you missed out. At the very end he was gonna send to your home the cute police officer who pulled you over .....what a gift. Great video!
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
Thanks R E . :)
@zane95 жыл бұрын
"in order to get you arrested"
@modiste7 жыл бұрын
Again, another great video. Have you considered one where the cop pulls you over, tells you they have just received an arrest warrant from the IRS for tax evasion and you'll be taken into custody right then and there? I'd love to know how the scammers would react to that.
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
I can see that happening...it was my first car ride :)
@andrewvernon46646 жыл бұрын
I think that would be really funny, too. I often wonder how much they genuinely know about how taxes work in the United States. It would be interesting to see what they would believe regarding a police officer's relationship to the IRS.
@suzycreamcheesez43715 жыл бұрын
exactly @@andrewvernon4664
@jonathonrossebo17832 жыл бұрын
Tax invasion?!😁😂🤣😜
@jasonbowman95215 жыл бұрын
"Give me your beege' number!"
@ProfessorChaosKitty7 жыл бұрын
The tree flushes? That's impressive!
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
and the scammer never said a word about that :)
@dawncanbegrumpyinthemornin14086 жыл бұрын
I lmao about the 'flush' 🤣🤣
@daviddefusco6834 жыл бұрын
Make sure when you go to target you do each and everything lol.
@enriqueruiz54927 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, "you do have to pull over." Lol stupid scammer trying to follow the law
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
guess he didn't want me to get in trouble :)
@enriqueruiz54927 жыл бұрын
pappamonkey ha ha ha otherwise, how else would he get his money.
@saltyassassin7 жыл бұрын
That was great!!.. "Do you knows who am I?!... I General Attorney!!... LMAO
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
without his badge number, we can't be sure of that :) thanks.
@dawncanbegrumpyinthemornin14086 жыл бұрын
Pulling car over to take a whiz by a shady tree (sound comes on). Hilarious!!!
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
I don't know why he didn't ask about the toilet flush sound...I had a line ready
@johnfinn42035 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be able to restrain my self talking to him enroute about how the IRS ensures taxes are paid keeping the country wealthy and what a shame it is for poorer countries who don't have this system but try to get money by scamming innocent people in richer countries to see his reaction lol
@David-rz7jj Жыл бұрын
Good idea, thank you.
@rolo19556 жыл бұрын
I love your calm manner, it's even helped me when calling customer service or a public servant regarding an over charge or even fraud!
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Thank you FA Barragan. :)
@Cultwatch1236 жыл бұрын
"each and everything"=scammer
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
yep :)
@Vishwasp137 жыл бұрын
Give me your 'Betch' ID Number 😂😂
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
nice accent :)
@davidscott81233 жыл бұрын
Each and everything” Perfect english syntax. No red flags here! And Target is the official government authorized retailer. Perfect. What the hell is a general attorney?
@rubyroo84275 жыл бұрын
His little legs not reaching the floor . My god this is gold . How come people watch how to put on lipstick and not this ?!?
@ronaldo57127 жыл бұрын
Like that car, and the officer, you're a genius man.
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
I keep telling people that I am...now there's proof...screenshot :) ...thanks Ron
@Jen-ut3wz6 жыл бұрын
Oh geez I love all of these thank you!! The eyes blinking and the hand movements are my favorite. I am hooked on these (especially after I have had a few scammers leave voicemail)🤨
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jen :) You're so lucky...I wish they'd call me.
@suzycreamcheesez43715 жыл бұрын
laughing at them is the best! he's sick with disappointment!!
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
indeed :)
@suzycreamcheesez43715 жыл бұрын
laughing at them is the absolute best!
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
indeed it is :)
@rbspider6 жыл бұрын
I think you need your car serviced, the front wheel is faster than the rear wheel.Maybe Target has a service center
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Maybe they can also fix the wheel wobble :)
@elbertderf8037 жыл бұрын
i really would like to know if there is a company that supplies Scam Scripts tailored to the particular Scam...so many say 'each and everything', 'do me one thing',...
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
seriously...each and every script is the same :)
@rolo19554 жыл бұрын
Or..."At this point and time"
@elbertderf8034 жыл бұрын
@@rolo1955 good point and the one i hate the most.
@rubyroo84275 жыл бұрын
“ I am working on your file “ hahah the fact that he thinks you think he’s working on a file with a pencil smoking ...... love this one
@pizzazzincorporated45836 жыл бұрын
The only thing I would add to this terrific video--before you get in the car to go to Target tell him you are minding the baby and you have to wake him up and take him with you. Then put on one of the screaming, crying baby recordings from KZbin. Shout over the noise telling him no, you don’t have a babysitter, and the baby is always grouchy so don’t pay any attention to him...and that you will keep the line open as instructed. Put your phone near the crying and “ drive” to Target. If he is (amazingly) still on the line by the time you arrive at the Government Approved Store you of course need to bring the baby in with you while you shop for your iTunes cards.
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
I remember another scambaiter doing similar, and it was pretty entertaining. Arya Filnet did it :)
@bubs836 жыл бұрын
@@pappamonkey I'm so looking that up 🤣
@calimama89476 жыл бұрын
Love their Federal Government Certified voucher card?!! 😂😂😂 Good one Pappa!
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Foxxy. Them vouchers seem to be sold everywhere :)
@OvercookedOctopusFeet6 жыл бұрын
the car animation is funny as hell!
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
no room for passengers :)
@aeromedical67506 жыл бұрын
LOL. If you turbo charge that baby, I’ll bet you can get it up to 35.
@Seattle-2017 Жыл бұрын
Awesome! I was waiting for one where Danny calls the scammer's bluff on the "You will get arrested" thing. Love how he then gets indignant with Diana the cop, who was supposed to arrest him by his earlier logic.
@grategoogleemooglee6 жыл бұрын
You're on your way, man. I hope your prank calls become as good as Ownagepranks soon enough!
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Thank you GGM . I'm just doing my own thing :)
@paparoysworkshop5 жыл бұрын
Did you flush that tree? Sir, it's illegal to pee on the side of the road like that. If your going to pee, do it differently. This video had so many hilarious parts. At this rate, I might need medical attention from laughing too much.
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Roy. I'm glad you're finding these entertaining. I think I read laughing can cure ailments :)
@jurgenbussche6 жыл бұрын
i am really really afraid that i got addicted to pappamonkey video's
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
feed the addiction :)
@pegjardin19546 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted, too!!! Every day just like my vitamins!!!
@fx33785 жыл бұрын
The most healthy addiction 😉
@carolinejoy785 жыл бұрын
this scammer thinks he is going for the academy award of scamming
@debbiesunlight70477 жыл бұрын
You should get an award !!
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
Your too kind :)
@kerry43717 жыл бұрын
Lol, totally your best video!! I have not watched them all yet. What I liked was , you incorporated the cop- priceless!! Somehow get a sovereign citizen into the act!!
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
Thanks Appreciate the comment.
@KaiatheSiberianHusky2 жыл бұрын
You're speaking to a general attorney
@gillbailey70193 жыл бұрын
Why does my cats ears twitch when he hears a fake American accent ?? 😃🐱
@roadmonitoroz7 жыл бұрын
No ticket for phone use or peeing on the side of the road... Wow ! What a forgiving officer... How do you fit inside such a small car ? LOL I can barely wait until Tuesday for your next one
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
and she was cute too!
@Ms_Tania7 жыл бұрын
pappamonkey.... she needs to do something about that hair though ... lol . And .... thank goodness you drive a convertible .... with that big head of yours and all !! Must be difficult to find hats that fit .
@calimama89476 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Hilarious🙊🙊🙊
@oliveraseroth8906 жыл бұрын
You are changing my perception of the US Police, (I am British), you should have been arrested, unless Officer Diana fancied you. Another great video, these scammers are so dumb.
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Is it the part where she caught me relieving myself? :) Thanks Oliver for the comments, appreciated :)
@Nina-fc8ey5 жыл бұрын
You know your scammer is an Indian when.....they say "each and everything" XD
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
indeed :)
@jurgenbussche6 жыл бұрын
We got to win these war on those pig's , at least for us it's funny ( a little revenge for the poor victims )
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
and I get to make prank calls without getting in trouble :)
@hankthecoinkiller69975 жыл бұрын
This is the best scam call of all time...how did you come up with show me your badge id number so fast!!!!!!Diana Prince rules...when her and the scammer are arguing over telling each other their make believe badge id.numbers is pure genius,it is absolutely the funniest part of any KZbin video I ever seen..i am a big fan....keep up the good work....
@cartbuilder61796 жыл бұрын
That is one of the funniest conversations I have ever heard. LOL !!
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
thank you Cartbuilder :)
@Hunter_Jumpr5 жыл бұрын
LOL, sounds like he says, "thanks for holding up the line" . the, "please hold on a second" in mid sentence, forgot his script.
@suzycreamcheesez43715 жыл бұрын
laughing at them tells them they're not even important enough to get angry with lol!!
@kacixcc5 жыл бұрын
The scammer is advising the baiter to run from the cops. Oh how I hate those people, yet they call us stupid.
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
:)
@suzycreamcheesez43715 жыл бұрын
laughing at them is the best!!
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
indeed :)
@ramongonzalez65653 жыл бұрын
Papamonkey you are the Micheal Jordan of scambaiters😁😁
@pennypike46646 жыл бұрын
Too funny lol. Wow the intelligence of these people!
@Anarchist86ed7 жыл бұрын
Watch scammer vids, swig whiskey every time they say OK and each and everything and goat house.
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
yeah...good times :)
@donnabyrne25276 жыл бұрын
The scenarios your brain comes up with is fantastic 🤔
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Donna. appreciate that. :)
@hugehappygrin7 жыл бұрын
"Parker" went from being an agent to the US Attorney General? How would he have time to call citizens, individually for non-payment of taxes?
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
/shrugs :)
@mildredpierce45067 жыл бұрын
hugehappygrin, apparently the Attorney General doesn't have enough real work to keep him busy.
@ame4027 жыл бұрын
One of the best yet! 🤣🤣
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
thank you...appreciate it :)
@miamiliving66256 жыл бұрын
This is by far your best one!
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
I liked it too :)
@helanesolomon17246 жыл бұрын
Best one I've seen yet. Hysterical. I received voicemails like these years ago and never returned the call. Now I wish I had. I'm jealous. I wanna have this kind of fun!😊
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Helane. It is fun calling them. :)
@carieevans37874 жыл бұрын
Omg its hilarious that he sits around throughout all of the ridiculousness. And whats funny is the ridiculousness you expect him to believe is the same level of ridiculousness he expects you to believe with their shinanigans as well. Like a never ending vicious circle of ridiculousness. Ha ha ha ha ha. Too bad they will just never....EVER....understand the irony of the situation.
@jasonbowman95215 жыл бұрын
"I'm pulling over to take a leak by this tree." -Papamonkey "Take your time."-Scammer. lol at least he starts of as polite and patent.
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
:)
@lpronovost846 жыл бұрын
Another refreshing scambaiting video. It is nice when they are challenged and the script is a bit differently
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Give me you're badge number!.. I was dying when he was to scared to tell me a fake badge number. Thanks Poirot :)
@azae00Vids2 жыл бұрын
you wore the accent out of that scammer .. 😂😂😂
@joshcluff27 жыл бұрын
Don't talk unnecessary things This is recorded line. Love your vids! Keep it up!
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
will do, thanks :)
@corabernloehr78885 жыл бұрын
Wow, this guy is really insistent!
@azeleapark5 жыл бұрын
Those dot-heads are ruthless
@yeyo19906 жыл бұрын
Nice! You should have put on some hardcore gangsta rap while driving
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
It would of been more entertaining, ....but I only use my own original music on my channel :)
@yeyo19906 жыл бұрын
@@pappamonkey gotcha, great stuff, thanks for sharing! 😁😁😁
@jeffpom78686 жыл бұрын
Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
One would only make that mistake once!
@deenasharise40095 жыл бұрын
Please someone explain each and everything to me what each and everything is supposed to mean. I will be online waiting. 🤣
@Dan.16 жыл бұрын
Each and every thing about these vids is awesome! Just subscribed
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
thanks Dan :)
@unchained35025 жыл бұрын
I don't think they know they have accents lol
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
I think you're right :)
@unchained35025 жыл бұрын
@@pappamonkey dude its almost criminal the lack of views and subs you have. You should be in the millions. Thanks for your hard work.
@Stardust_72732 жыл бұрын
The flushing tree! XD And he didn't even notice lmao
@merseywhogirl3430 Жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT!! I'm next to the socks right now!! TOO FUNNY!! KEEP it UP - makes my day!!!
@joohop4 жыл бұрын
All His Hope's Dashed Nice One Pappa Bless Up
@carlcromwell87133 жыл бұрын
“I am the General Attorney. Give me your beige number. I am not a robot.”
@pegjardin19546 жыл бұрын
The best one!!! Keep up the good work. I really enjoy your videos.
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Thanks Peg. Appreciate it :)
@lauragriffin65126 жыл бұрын
This is one of your funniest.
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jen, I have much fun doing these :)
@bubs836 жыл бұрын
@pappamonkey have you ever tried the angle of saying I think I'll take my chances in the court house and see their reaction? 🤔
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
I danced around that one a few times..but we always came to an agreement...sort of :)
@kirkh42055 жыл бұрын
Wow what a really nice Police Officer! Now don't hold me to this, but I think she likes you Tom! 😁
@edenalcantara84724 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for people falling for these scams.
@smr4real6 жыл бұрын
I bet the 3 thumbs down are from these scammers
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
I pay no mind to that :)
@fasihodin6 жыл бұрын
Getting better and better!
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Seyton. :)
@tuckergary15166 жыл бұрын
thanks i haven't laughed this much in years
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
Thanks Tucker. Glad you enjoyed :)
@cobwebafternoon37377 жыл бұрын
Lol! That was good! I love your car 😉
@karlannherndon11376 жыл бұрын
FLUSHING TREEEE! OOOHHH KAAAAAY🐒
@deenad35626 жыл бұрын
His car sounds like running water!
@0b1ivion6 жыл бұрын
Just do one ting. You go ahead and giwe me each and everyting.
@pappamonkey6 жыл бұрын
They're crazy :)
@0b1ivion6 жыл бұрын
@@pappamonkey Yea, it's funny and scary at the same time. They seem to practice the script with the windows synth voice app. Very even tone but with strong accent. Love your channel, man. Keep up the good work.
@busterbeagle21675 жыл бұрын
Well on your way to being pretty good at this. Keep em coming. Might I suggest a more risqué pit stop I.e. to the strip club or liquor store or the local street dealer. You know to take the edge off.
@gillbailey70194 жыл бұрын
That was different ! More please , using the ' police' . See how far it goes . Listening in England at 05 57 !!
@joshuamanor44407 жыл бұрын
Awesome! Can't stop watching these!
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Glad you like
@BruceBanner7 жыл бұрын
Have you ever told them that "YOU" are the "deputy sheriff?" Say you are the supreme court judge. 😂
@pappamonkey7 жыл бұрын
I have not...I doubt they'd know what that means :)
@BruceBanner7 жыл бұрын
Actually they did call a sheriff before. He revealed it at the last moment, although the scammer didn't want to believe him. These scammers bluff so badly. I don't understand how people get tricked so easily. The police threat is so pathetic. Giving that dumb warning is only telling the person not to answer the door or simply run away. I'd hate to say this, but after a little searching, it's a sad fact that India isn't the only country they call from.
@DottyGale85 жыл бұрын
Have you ever told them that you do want to be arrested? That that’s how you want to take care of it?
@pappamonkey5 жыл бұрын
I do remember telling them prisons not so bad :)
@kernowarty4 жыл бұрын
You need to recall background noises for when you are in a store like Kitboga does.
@kernowarty4 жыл бұрын
I meant record
@pappamonkey4 жыл бұрын
I agree...been thinking that for a while...I just never got around to recording a store trip :)