IRyS and Kronii sit on Calli's lap IRL and things get wild

[@blazingkite8983]

Calli: you guys are light IRyS: thanks Kronii: *and I took that personally*

[@astrealove2247]

Considering the amount Kronii trains, she should be one of the heaviest members in Hololive.

[@Astia_520]

@@astrealove2247 kronii literally went on a cut, she's strong but she wouldn't be that heavy

[@aeinyuki8415]

As a fellow gym bro, being called light just hits you in the guts. I am only 140 lb so I got called light a lot.

[@shiggy7612]

Muscle also add to your weight alos height I use to way 130 but then I started working out and I now stuck at 160

[@DrakeTheCaster]

I just imagine Kronii being like "light??" And looking down at her own chest lmao

[@slayerzing2]

that "warm" comment from Calli was delivered in the most perfect way possible

[@EvilChingStah93]

imagine if she said "moist"~ *edit: wait no, i didnt mean it in that way.... i was referring to the meme X_X

[@rooislangwtf]

​@@EvilChingStah93🤨📸

[@xenozomblo7213]

She sounds like Patrick Starfish complementing SpongeBob 😂

[@slayerzing2]

@@EvilChingStah93 since I don't know that meme I'm gonna have to take it that way sorry pal

[@geneMag]

@@EvilChingStah93 I'm hearing a faint primal scream from a vampire extremely far away...

[@TheTickyTickyTicky]

Dad just keeps winning

[@philtkaswahl2124]

Being the EN Daisenpai has its perks.

[@rickmalinger5361]

Mori doesn't lose she just keeps winning.

[@_PixelPie_]

fr lol

[@MiguelGarayStarty]

"I dont think kids sit on priest laps" Yeah, lets not go there...

[@bamban_garcia5562]

Wait I wasn't supposed to sit on my priest's lap for hours on end when I was a wee child... Why didn't nobody tell me!

[@bipolar-tiger]

Or maybe i have been bad... Otherwise, why would you be on a priest's lap Kronii and iRys are wilding out here and nobody talk about this? 😂

[@Mikustan39]

I was thinking the same thing. Depending on the priest some kids might. And they say us Satanists are the bad ones.

[@OwlLock189]

Do not even consider a kid on a teacher's lap!

[@Voidi-Void]

​@@Mikustan39_pssst... they said lets not..._

[@HudaefCares]

"Calli can do three at once". 😏

[@Zal0vid]

Ayooo

[@SimpleBread777]

I-In a fight right? A fight? Right??

[@kamemelia]

​@@SimpleBread777honestly probably a fight as well

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

Someone call up Kiara. I want to see this Reaper dad handle three a once.

[@DavidTokugi44]

@@felixthescholarlytitan4437was about to say something, but probably shouldn’t

[@TakoGod69]

Calli got that dad strength to consider them light 😂

[@davidsantiago7808]

She does them squats her insta is proof

[@Limrasson]

It's perception. For instance to me 180 cm and 70-80 kg is the normal. But how weak I am, I probably couldn't throw them very far. But I remember throwing 50 kg girls into the air like if they were babies. I'm guessing if you're from the US, you get used of people being a bit heavier.

[@EndoftheBeginning17]

​@@LimrassonKronii is the same height as Calli but she is longer legged if her model matches her proportions. Irys is shorter and yes Calli does squats with 20kg dumbbells (about 44-45 pounds each). She's basically squatting with a 90 pound load, though surgery probably set her way back as no way she could lift heavy loads after all that down time

[@Limrasson]

@@EndoftheBeginning17 Squatting is different, but 20 kg isn't heavy. Well it's heavy if it's difficult to lift it's a wolfram cube, but you get the point. Squatting with 20 kg dumbell sounds impressive tho. Either way it sounds like Calli is the more physically active member.

[@SkyRecruit18]

Or kronii is starving herself. I'm her same height and she calls 150lbs over weight. Gurl please relax 😭🙏🏼

[@ivanpetrov5255]

Calli got promoted from Dad to Father 😂

[@gfmol845]

And you know what's next.. right?

[@Griever49]

no, she reached "daddy" level for Kronii and Irys

[@Nit0rin]

Cali living the dream damn...😅 Imagine Kronii and Irys sitting on you

[@karelzjinec]

I am die. Thank you forever

[@DanielGonzalez-vo5ni]

Like seriously too much alcohol reveals the truth in me but just going off voices yes please but no must not lewd the Hololive girls (boys ok hehehe jk us boys like to joke of course girls too but they have their jokes and us ours)

[@blitzrohan]

Imagine being calli

[@jakeyu2404]

rule34 got you covered my dude

[@skipskip342]

WARM

[@huynhlocle]

Considerate Calli: You guys are light. Kronii: How is that possible? *Push more* You are supposed to be hurt.

[@Gell-lo]

Absolute children/younger sibling energy.

[@NeuronActivation]

Irys: "Oh no chat is gonna be too excited from that comment" Not just by that comment, but everything thats going on

[@iiiCorrosiveiii]

irys: anything kronii & calli: bro wtf

[@Valius_V]

Classic Irys experience

[@Lulumemes.]

You can hear cali's smile when she talks, she definitely enjoyed her double lap dance lmfao.

[@Cat-Daddy]

happy calli is a precious cinnamon roll

[@yallajalla2068]

I honestly don't know who I'm more jealous of. Mori, who gets to have Irys and Kronii to sit on her lap or both Irys and Kronii, who gets to sit on Mori's lap

[@deanthomas2305]

Yes

[@Kradss]

yes

[@azurerider812]

As both a Kronie and Beat, same.

[@LP-tf7cy]

Easily calli

[@kekemorii]

It’s Mori. I’m more jealous of Mori 😭

[@doob626]

I can see Calli posed like Coco in that one drawing with gen 4. Legs outstretched with Irys and Kronii on top of each leg.

[@DanielGonzalez-vo5ni]

You know the only one whose feet didn't touch the ground and the whole reason for the stretch was the Nanora princess herself Coco apparently held her in high esteem I love Luna but the barrier does prevent a full enjoyment she's still amazing but I'm glad EN got its own model of candy princess as well though its a Rock candy variety so Alolan version i guess

[@doob626]

@@DanielGonzalez-vo5ni I was just referencing a meme for visual support. And I enjoy Luna in the entirety, the language barrier is a personal choice.

[@EndoftheBeginning17]

​@@DanielGonzalez-vo5niKson aka Coco is IRL 5ft tall Kanata, Watame and Towa all about the same height so short is Luna. Is she another 4'7" short stack like Aqua?

[@ChriSX13]

@@EndoftheBeginning17 apparently her and biboo are the same height

[@einwolt]

I guess that knee healed very well, good for calli

[@jesss2830]

knowing Calli it's probably still not fully healed and she set herself back 2-3 weeks of recovery with this. Also knowing Calli, she'd probably consider it absolutely worth.

[@Enclavefakesoldier]

@@jesss2830 which it is

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

Imagine if Nerissa was there "Rissa you're kinda warm" "That's the plan"

[@Dragonzero642]

0:20 DID I STUTTER?!?

[@Jeridiculous]

Sounds like Calli is fully recovered from her surgery lol

[@franciscoc905]

She needs to come out with the same padding Stone Cold Steve Austin did

[@EndoftheBeginning17]

​@@franciscoc905it's been about 3 months so the internal structures should be healed about now as long as she learns correct form for squats to rebuild the strength as her muscles have probably atrophied from not being about to work out or walk much

[@johnjawooban4388]

ah my neurons...

[@kirbyjoe7484]

Where is Neurons Activated?

[@twylakenarcher]

​@@kirbyjoe7484 probably on sensory overload

[@listening...-xr1kx]

​@@kirbyjoe7484 a few comments above.

[@imadooddood8803]

I've got a feeling irys was about to call calli daddy

[@TheMightyWobb]

Artists, you have your assignment.

[@Desteroyah195]

"It's just human warmth" Calli, a quite big portion of the population would do MANY THINGS just for that. I know...

[@philtkaswahl2124]

People focusing on the neuron activation, but me I'm just noting down how Calli finds both girls light. Dad STRONK.

[@theghostoftom]

When the doctors tell her to work out less 💪

[@RedSemen420]

dad dosent skip leg day

[@deanthomas2305]

Dads in the chat, and future dads. Don't skip your leg day.

[@eldon515]

She have the thick

[@Zrlen]

Dad strength

[@douglas_brighty_tan127]

The Yabai moments are peak and I laughed a lot on that part when TimeRyS cones in 😂😂😂

[@ivanpetrov5255]

IRyS isn't beating the YabaiRyS allegation any -time- Time soon

[@douglas_brighty_tan127]

@@ivanpetrov5255 hmm pretty true to that 😆

[@ItsBiox]

chat's neurons going full lon ightspeed during this whole interaction lmao

[@Slayer-tx2dc]

0:44 Warm ☺️ 1:17 when you bounce up and down 1:24 Who is softer? 1:38 I was a very good girl this year 1:46 Or maybe I've been bad 😏 2:07 im not gonna ride on it 2:10 you can go start doing something alone 2:19 Calli can do 3 at once

[@zelzolina7342]

Warm...

[@facilde1]

Sasuga the Yabairys Aura

[@SliceLeedice]

"Confess your sins" Uncle Dad just became *Father*

[@daebaksiot5154]

move kids, it's my turn now

[@Veyy_20Cya]

THREE!!!? AT ONCE??😮 😂

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

Maybe someone should call up Kiara.

[@warlockwarlord169]

Girls Gone Wild

[@johkerx9107]

Irys just manages to bring yabaronii out every time

[@Ally-Oop]

Like a horse??!? Bouncing up and down?!?! Lord have mercy.

[@likepotatox]

Artist be like: write that down write that down

[@coffeedudeguy]

IRyS tryna give Calli another knee surgery

[@jeremygeller9145]

Calli: for the last time Irys, it’s: forgive me father for I have sinned. Not: punish me daddy I’ve been naughty

[@Sapizanza]

That eye glance of *processing*

[@Kruciel.Lucifer]

Artists, you know what to do 🫡

[@Zebulization]

They forget that Calli lifts weights. Kobo tired to lift one of Calli's dumbbells and had trouble. The stronger you are the lighter everything feels by comparison.

[@justkev1044]

Still tho she’s not only using pure thigh strength, she’s using the strength to puff up and not be crushed which to my knowledge is less efficient than using it to move the lower legs. Unreal

[@Rio..o7..]

1:00 a good foundation is always appreciated

[@uzumakiking]

Shippers got a thanksgiving feast from this stream

[@alexxnight6202]

We N E E D this animated

[@Claudia_Ackermann]

Artists: *"Oh, no, we are totally not gonna made fan art about this"*

[@apple_pines]

Replying "warm" to IRyS' question about her weight is actually such a smooth reply. Calli would make the best and smoothest boyfriend there is. I guess being a dad means that she knows how to play the game even with her eyes closed.

[@darkyu3229]

-Father, I have been a bad girl, I have sinned a lot -I think we should do something about it 😏

[@kirito2278]

The “Me wanting to be Calli”-Arc is slowly hitting its peak…

[@joaonunes13th]

Holy Boys we need fan art of that 😮

[@alexbucsp]

This girls are fruity

[@solec23]

That ⛵️ sailed when they got Wives. And Dad adopted a rain shaman daughter 😂

[@DuneCrescent]

You can literally hear chat screaming the "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME" line right now.

[@taxinvasion260]

"Who is softer? Both, they're flesh beings." - Death

[@severussnape2917]

I love these dorks

[@simpledj509chromo7]

I can only imagine the squish Mori felt that day. I’d like to experience heaven once.

[@Cross-ns9vu]

Calli had kronii on her lap.. lucky

[@hydrargyruschaldaecus2572]

1:40 Santa was a priest, or at least the person he was based on, Saint Nicholas of Myra, was a bishop.

[@BoatmayneThaUnsinkable]

Fun fact: St. Nicholas bitch slapped another man at the ecumenical council of Nicaea

[@KABLAMMATS]

SRUTAL BEX

[@DarkShadowZX]

_sesbian lex_

[@RULE_34-]

Sesbian lex

[@kamemelia]

Sesbian lexual sactivities

[@WaddleDee45]

Calli: You guys are super light. Kronii: And I took that personally.

[@MrUnimportant]

Calli, thank you for living the life on our behalf.

[@shibotto]

"I don't think kids sit on priest laps" 👀👀👀

[@MadGeniusBR]

I can't say who I'm most envious of here... I think it's Calli... Human warmth is something that i rarely feel (almost never).

[@nitroexsplosion]

This whole clip is just one big "Out of context" moment lmao

[@nosaint317]

of course it's warm when dealing with the cold grip of death.

[@KAINARTZ]

i can only imagine the animation of this with chibi irys and chibi kronii

[@Infamouswolf83]

LOL like chat knows what human warmth is 😂😢

[@DasBuzzBuzz]

"all this without a single drop of rum" ~IRyS, probably

[@gamerboy7962]

Calli: "C'mere little kouhais! On my lap. Dad is back with a brand new rap!"

[@Cruzin249]

Well..... Artists are going to go wild with this scene

[@TranAran]

-Kronii's- Captain Falcon's "Oh yes!"

[@davidkaminski615]

I'm glad they're having fun. Hope everything goes well for the concert!

[@jinwood]

This clip got me bricked up 😳😫

[@khiemnhuongle3050]

"IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME" ahh comment

[@debbstraw579]

Flashback to Halloween a few years ago when Ina tuned Irys and Kronii into babies

[@I_saw_that956]

this whole clip is just an ayo moment

[@Jojo-gf5qb]

-Forgive me father, for I've sinned- Sorry daddy, I've been naughty

[@igamewhenimbored7696]

this clip is CRAZY 💀

[@Spark_Chaser]

And this is the trio sober.

[@akumafuhen]

Omg lol!!! IRyS, man now im curious on how much they weight lol. I can overhead press 205lb (which is around my body weight) so i dont think i can overhead press Kronii and IRyS together but should be able to bench? them assuming theyre both not over 140lb.

[@rickxhoshinji]

All this fan service for free! ❤💖💙

[@Dangosango33]

Don't mind them. Just IRyS and Kronii casually mounting Calli. 🤣

[@BBmetalhead04]

Between this and Advent getting “cream” everywhere, Holo fan-artist are eating good tonight.

[@raph8505]

"UHHHH- It should of been MEEE, not her. It's not fair... 😫"

[@Yenrei]

Calli: **recently had knee surgery** also Calli: **bears the full weight of 2 women** light work, no reaction

[@Crackalacking_Z]

Thin book artists breaking into cold sweat XD

[@weebiron]

Kronii has to be light after the subway incident

[@zephymomo]

UUUUUOOOOOOGGGGGHH 💦

[@juanmfrutos87]

SEEEEEEEEEEE-

[@longlongman9351]

Oh no! He fell off the edge!

[@ticklord]

Kinda wild that even her friends forget that Calli works out A LOT

[@LeHarmacist]

_And they were roommates🗿_

[@blazcraz6992]

Professor Lando!. Forgive Father For I have sinned!!!!?

[@shoody4478]

artists, you guys know what to do.

[@RockhardConstructionPebble]

I imagine they ended up as two digit weight after all this practice for the concert

[@Dezgoh]

Alright chat you know what to do, on 3... IT SHOULD HAVE----

[@alvintollah]

And now to wait for the fanarts...

[@asenticon]

Iris n kronii : yes daddy

[@walterroche8192]

Calli runs for exercise so that 'light' comment makes sense since she has plenty of toned muscle there.

[@TheBeastInBlack]

Calli: Ok when you start bouncing like that- Me: 😫😫😫😫

[@Egg-san]

ARTIST!!!!!!

[@HighlyFlammableMan]

Strong Dorothy energy in this clip.

[@solec23]

Absolutely channeling Dorothy's lilim energy 😅

[@adamsharp9081]

Please artists i need artwork of this and maybe with calli having something extra to enjoy the moment with

[@Tuwingyapp]

I VOLUNTEEERRR!!!

[@Felix-ky2yh]

Well with IRyS around this was the obvious conclusion. Also Artists pls begin the great work 😌🙏