Is *CATS* Really That Bad??

[@rubymilne6651]

The title should’ve been “watching Cats so you don’t have to” because that’s what this video feels like

[@dracosann5122]

that's definitely why I watched it lol

[@hannah8454]

Kristian Alexis i love trin omg

[@AmeliaFiend]

Still bad even thru not watching it lol

[@gloriboiblue]

i actually watched the movie i skipped a lot tho bc it’s even more boring than he showed

[@floydharper1216]

And then he'll remember it so you don't have to

[@uishiriki]

the fact this video is not over 20 minutes, this movie must be really bad lmfao

[@madisonschmitz6313]

He even included a sponsor. Which makes that fact so much sadder

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

I was thinking the same thing...like ouch what an indicator for what we're headed for.

[@inhle1688]

kaylii.n i’m surprised he even finished it

[@pk45667]

Before the movie : Dylan is in trouble After the movie: Dylan is in therapy

[@chileanyways196]

P K LMFAOO

[@serenakapoor6741]

This is brilliant

[@GrayKatherine.]

XD

[@daddysav]

Best comment ever exist

[@iferawhite7661]

That, sir, is simple but clever

[@diegopalafox5076]

Dylan: The plot hasn't started yet. Me, a musical theatre kid who knows that Cats doesn't have an actual storyline: O_O

[@blablablaj]

"mE, a mUsiCal tHeAtRe kiD" Yes normal people don't know about the most famous musical at all, only music theatre kids do. But they forget too as soon as they grow up

[@dannic54]

@@blablablaj Are you okay? I think he just meant that Cats wasnt a very widely popular broadway show compared to others. He was probably involved in a production or something. Jesus.

[@Dean_W1nchester.]

Me a musical theatre kid whose never even seen cats other then in an animatic form 👁👄👁

[@LounaM11]

@@blablablaj You think Cats is the most famous musical of all time? Not Phantom (the longest running) or literally any Disney musical?

[@protoaltus]

Me, who's seen Mat's Film Theory on this ⊙_⊙ if only that theory was true...

[@jeeslu12345]

“I know we haven’t gotten into the plot yet.” Who’s gonna tell him

[@rita5127]

Jess Phillips I kept thinking about that...

[@alyssaj6579]

Honestly if you dissect Cats it has pretty much 3 underlying plots...1) the ball, just to de ide who gets a new life 2) bringing grizabella back into the tribe and how she became who she is now blah blah blah 3) is macavity, a smaller plot in the 1998 version and beefed up here to create more of a villain. Otherwise Cats doesnt have one obvious plot more like a few small ones that make up the story.

[@juliettewolff1993]

Can i ask what happens

[@jeeslu12345]

Juliette Wolff read Alyssa J’s reply, open first watching it is so confusing and makes no sense.

[@juliettewolff1993]

@@jeeslu12345 ok thank you😊

[@jillvandeklundert3715]

It's such a boring movie that it even makes this video hard to watch..

[@Kasiarzynka]

I'm literally fighting the urge to closethis video and the only reason I haven't done it yet is because of my respect for Dylan. Throw them ads at me, he deserves this money, is it'd be the only good thing in this for me

[@ElPascal]

I thought that Dylan was gonna quick soon but not. He stopped and keep the movie Fuck Dylan XD lol

[@muhammadsi7717]

@@Kasiarzynka he spent all of his money on NVM..

[@genesisrodriguez6724]

exactly my thoughts ahahhah

[@suii_lyy]

Ikr

[@Spoookybi]

When Dylan doesn't even make that many jokes, you know the movie sucks.

[@originaozz]

The movie itself is a joke. What a waste of talents and budget!

[@leenuhh_]

@@originaozz Yeah, I don't understand how they could get such amazing casts to be on such a weird movie unless big money was involved to get them.

[@emmam1282]

LEENUH , I mean it’s a rly good musical and could have been a good movie but they just didn’t execute it well

[@Gemini-Lion]

@originaozz I was going to say “The movie is the joke”, but then I saw your reply.

[@saramohamma6641]

@@originaozz Jokes have meaning, this movie doesn't

[@emerald3960]

i have a grudge against this movie because it was the last big event of 2019, then covid happened. I think this movie was so bad the world tried to end itself and because of that I couldn't watch any live musical theater.

[@Kusumakshi.]

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@UZhul]

Valid theory. Nature does try to eradicate the pathogens(cats movie).

[@Spac3bab3]

Nooo at least go to the theatre again this movie is so not like a live performance you would see in musical theatre

[@yves114]

I used to think that people were overreacting about how bad this movie was but I was wrong.

[@kaylaelsner2198]

Me too😂

[@vanyadolly]

Why did they turn it into an Adam Sandler movie?

[@lotine7238]

I thought the same, I stopped at 20 min. It was so bad

[@joshthecritique]

This movie was somehow worse than I expected

[@georgiapike4491]

“I like the way the camera is moving, it really makes you feel like you’re a part of it” ok but I don’t want to be a part of this

[@sarahcarolina9458]

I loved this comment! 😂😂

[@princess_sonianevermind]

Right lol

[@ashleykatebell]

I'm guessing you mean a part, most people would want to be apart of this

[@chinasannamani9685]

Ayyyyee 1000th comment here

[@theflowerhead]

It's a great idea, just...not here.

[@kylewalker9062]

I will never understand why they didn’t just use full cgi cats for this.

[@alida1734]

The human legs destroys it for me..😐

[@rosegualteros3921]

Why didn’t they use freakin bodysuits like the musical? I’m so disappointed

[@alida1734]

@@rosegualteros3921 they should have made them look like real cats

[@rosegualteros3921]

Moonlight Addiction you’re right 😂. Should’ve had better CGI

[@colonyofrats4193]

Because of the dancing

[@megastar4470]

I feel like the girl who was crying next to him in the theater was crying tears of pain and disgust over the trailer, not crying bc she was excited for Cats the movie

[@Caroline-bc3dq]

my thoughts exactly also HI NAMJOON lol

[@roseblack8493]

In defense of the CGI in the movie. They didn't have the actors wear suits for species effects. They just had them wear brown bodysuits. So the animators had to hand animate everything. They also were severely underpaid and overworked. It's not the animators' fault really. The creators of the movie just got what they paid for.

[@beacreates4370]

Agreed. Also, they didn't give the CGI artists nearly enough time to make it good. This is what happens when the director says "Oh we will just CGI it later" without any consideration for the artists. It's like trying to fix a broken bone with a bandaid, fundamentally idk how they were supposed to take humans and make them look like cats without making it a full-blown cartoon animation.

[@candacewingfield8371]

Thank you for pointing this out.

[@sarajoachim2186]

Very good point, it's important to remember that the animators weren't the ones who designed how the characters should look or made the decision to do everything by hand. It's the director who signed off on that and clearly didn't even think about how incredibly difficult he was making things for them, in my opinion he's the one who deserves the blame here. Considering the terrible circumstances they had to deal with I really think the animators did the best they could.

[@AmomenttobeReal]

And not only that, the movie was supposed to be in 2d animation at first, but they said "no! fuck this! lets cgi everything because that way more adults will come to see it!" Haha... get it? because 2d animation is for kids only. God I hate that mentality

[@madisafriend4388]

Rose Black I agree with your point but personally I think with them knowing in hinesight what they were working with and how much time and budget they had they should have thought and made it better but I do agree with your points so please don’t think I’m going against you x

[@kikigopie419]

_"Yes! Run away...f*cking take the movie with you."_ What an underrated line lmaooo

[@Yn-hj1xk]

You don't have any comments so here you go 😌 Anyway i agree with you ☺️ Bye

[@janaloff]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mariamkidair1236]

What’s the timestamp?

[@starclouds..]

@@mariamkidair1236 3:48

[@pberretta]

AND IT WAS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE LMAOO

[@supersizesenpai]

This is quite literally the closest i'll get to ever watching this whole movie. lol

[@beatrizgomes4094]

Exactly, I'm watching Dylan watch it so that I don't have to watch it

[@xya2287]

Same.

[@theaemia8838]

ayee

[@dwuddle]

Basement Wizard my grandma made me watch it with her and I hate it so much!

[@briapryor1709]

I will not be watching this trash movie. 🤣

[@hillaryneese4309]

"This could use a good murder mystery plot. Knives Out meets Cats" *The Warriors fandom has entered the chat*

[@q.l.1363]

My whole childhood lol

[@taylormelton3088]

Brambleclaw X Squirrelflight forever ❤️

[@petrathorsty3833]

You just revived an entire memory I forgot I had 😅

[@amayabaaabyy9681]

omggg firestar 🥺🥺

[@hunterwolfgun4967]

I was thinking more of Thunder Cats

[@marisevw7935]

Dylan: "I know we haven't really gotten to the plot yet..." Me: “Hahaha, joke's on you, there is no plot”

[@yentilharris3808]

This floored me.

[@misleroux8010]

Was just about to say that LOL

[@svrmaster103]

The plot is about cats competing to die

[@funkydude8196]

The plot is ‘Hi, I’m and i want to die’ x5

[@jewelscox4197]

The plot is cats competing to die come back to life as a brand new young cat

[@norahg378]

“I have never hated a movie so much that I stopped” I’d like to remind you of a little movie called Swiped, starring our favorite Twitter philosopher Noah Centineo

[@zm1197]

I thought he finished it....didn't he?

[@norahg378]

Z M No he quit part way through and watched Mulan instead.

[@zm1197]

Norah G ohhhh I thought he was talking about a different Noah movie (the quirky girl one) 😂😂 Noah has too many bad movies for me to remember 😂 Thank you tho!!!

[@cranberryrosebud]

@@zm1197 Which quirky girl one?

[@emillycristinas1999]

@@cranberryrosebud The perfect date, with Laura Marano and It´s pretty bad as well, but not as bad as swiped

[@erica2003girl1]

* Movie Ends * * Dylan starts clapping * Me: what? Dylan: thank you for ending Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@valdapierre6650]

😂😂😂

[@WhatTheFlo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@madisongracedeluise]

I’m sure cats are heavily offended by this movie

[@AllysonKing]

My kitten hissed the entire time

[@aleksandrasialtsis4382]

LOL!! That's so ironic.

[@luizacoelho27]

Dylan: "I've never hated a movie so much that I stopped" also Dylan: *can't get through 5 min of swiped and decides to do a movie commentary about Mulan instead* (much better choice BTW)

[@dimitrapapadopoulou4019]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@huelbig31]

also tall girl

[@_happy_days_790]

That's what I thought! I just couldn't recall the name of the movie he hated XD

[@acasfs001]

Came here looking for this comment so I could like

[@luizacoelho27]

Andreana Lee I’m so sorry! I hadn’t seen

[@ceciliahorner2664]

Let me present a better mix of the titles “Cats” and “Knives Out:” “Claws Out.” Thank you, I know.

[@alienated1847]

@@meddler42 I cant stop snorting

[@ramona6644]

this needs to be pinned to the top

[@16taysia]

YOU STOLE MY COMMENT!! LoL 😂

[@xaxacapric3022]

But...I would actually probably go watch a movie named this....

[@Hi-sv3cf]

Dylan: titles the video "Is 'CATS' Really that Bad??" Also Dylan: skips through half the movie and has to stop in the middle to think about if he wants to continue

[@meganmcleod6152]

Hi he wanted to lure us in with lies

[@DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje]

@@meganmcleod6152 actually I just wanted see him cringing all the way 😂 off course we knew by the title Dylan means "Oh Yeah it IS"

[@meganmcleod6152]

Dodir Anđela - Intuitivno Otvaranje oh same!!!

[@SailorMya]

He should have added a "...YES" to the end of the tittle! lol

[@YellowfangOfStarClan93]

“I know the movie hasn’t really got to the plot yet” Oh, sweetie

[@jillc87]

dylan: "I know we haven't really gotten into the plot yet..." narrator: *and he never did.....*

[@nym0s177]

I watched Dylan's video and I still have no clue what its about

[@hannahstevenson4375]

dylan: wHeN iS tHe PoLt GoInG tO sTaRt theater kids everywhere: oh dylan...what plot?

[@PrincesSakura]

Exactly 🤣

[@SunRay596]

I saw cats on bway when i was 10 and walked out being like "i dont know what the fuck just happened but everyone was SO talented and im here for it"

[@pialestrange5826]

Hannah Stevenson well true but technically there is a plot lmao

[@clover524]

Emma Wilson I also saw Cats when I was young and I remember walking out not knowing anything about it except that there were cats

[@briapryor1709]

Basically, it’s a cult. I think, idk that’s what film theory said.

[@nachothedrownedlegend704]

Everyone: Spider-Cat Me: Spider-Kitty~ Dylan: C a t t e r - M a n

[@olivialovelle]

✨ Since there are no reply’s I will be the first ✨

[@thebestkatewinslet]

i will take the honor of being the third reply

[@luvananna]

i will take the honor of being the fourth reply

[@brianelson1481]

i will take the honor of being the fifth reply

[@wizzard7107]

I will take the honor of being the sixth reply

[@warriorwolfehh]

"Idris Elbows" and "Julie Dench" so close but so far

[@abbiemills2047]

Idris Elbow is forever how I will refer to Idris from now on haha

[@ZaraB99]

Dylan: *watches literally any movie* Dylan: this movie would be so much better with murder

[@renoirrr]

Zara honestly if it’s not a murder it would be a pretty big death that affects everyone and that would probably be really good too

[@plight2405]

i mean he isnt wrong

[@BlastedChutoy]

I think he said that in Lilo and Stitch as well.

[@blackpinkrise4527]

When are people going to understand that NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A MOVIE.

[@nazz95]

They should of just did a cartoon movie of it instead

[@LithiaSinclair]

Isnt.. isnt this based off of a musical? Which is already live action Like i agree its a mistake but the source material is already live action

[@Blue.1889]

@@LithiaSinclair Thats true, but for a long time the original film adaptation was going to be a 2D movie with don bluth/steven spielberg back in like, the 90s. I think if you see the concept art for that it looks more interesting alone than this movie. But the original is also a ballet and the dancing is whats most important, so that couldve been lost on an animated film. I think the problem is it doesnt have the format to be made into a movie with a plot in the first place, and the design is so weird it turns off like, almost all of the audience

[@alittlestarangel]

Lithia and the musical is based on a collections of kids poems. that why it kind of doesn’t have a plot and all super weird.

[@annmarielloyd1411]

spring awakening should totally get one

[@marianarabelo179]

I will never understand why they’ve chosen to turn cats into a movie when there’s so many good shows that could be movies (I’m not saying cats is bad because I like the stage version, but the lack of plot and the terrible cgi doesn’t work on screen)

[@Niko_Lestrange]

the only way Cats works on screen is if it is a Stage-to-screen film. trying to fit it into a movie plot doesnt work, it was never meant to be that, and trying to go the route of disney and CGI everything was a horrible idea. this makes me fear for how bad Wicked will be when they finally make it a movie.

[@alyssagillespie]

A Wicked movie was originally supposed to be released when Cats did, but it got pushed back... FOR FREAKING CATS!!! NO ONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA

[@alicee1901]

Mariana Rabelo cough cough fear Evan Hansen cough cough

[@hieithefox]

because people in Hollywood are stupid

[@alys1149]

The plot is in the songs, most people don't listen to the lyrics.

[@munashe5861]

"noooo what!?! They're still alive?" The disappoinment in his voice.

[@emma-vy9ph]

dylan: there hasn’t been a movie where i’ve gotten to a point where i hate myself swiped: am i a joke to you?!?

[@amandamichelletenney]

Clearly

[@liannacharlesworth4555]

that is truly the worst movie i have ever seen

[@shofisstar]

He has suppressed that memory

[@JoHarryDaddee]

emma yes it is very much a joke

[@hollymagadieu1424]

When Dylan struggles coming up with musicals he’s seen despite seeing almost if not all the Disney Princess movies

[@marykyork]

Dylan: skipped majority of the movie Me: skipped the whole movie

[@hunterwolfgun4967]

Smart decisions, only one is better than the other

[@eurasiaedits]

Dylan: “Who names their cat Peter?” My cat, Peter, sitting next to me: 👁👄👁

[@gisela_oliveira]

My cat' name is Peter too!

[@apa1987]

OMG SAME

[@doodlemeimpressed4625]

My cat's name is Peter as well

[@leilamoh878]

My friend’s cat is named Peter too!!! 😂😂

[@laurenc4138]

My dog’s name is Peter, I feel ya girl lol

[@Abe-x2i]

I feel sorry for everyone that was involved in this film. They now have this stuck on their credits 💀

[@alexanderboleyn2058]

Can we talk about how the only thing he enjoyed about this movie was the song that Taylor wrote bc the creators of this butchered everything else?? 💀

[@yamyrm3687]

He couldn't wait for her to stop singing, I wouldn't call that enjoyment.

[@helenaagain]

YamyRM no she means ‘beautiful ghosts’. also andrew lloyd webber sucks in general so that makes sense.

[@yamyrm3687]

@@helenaagain No, I know. He seemed to enjoy a little bit of the song then he couldn't wait for her to stop ( 16:03), got really tired of it really quick.

[@analuz1736]

But was the only song that catch his attention that's good enough for me

[@pamela483]

You said it

[@mariammenteshashvili1548]

Dylan: and i have never not one time hated a movie so much that i stopped Swiped: am i a joke to you?

[@almondmilklattee]

first name last name it was so bad he put a mental block on it😂

[@DylanIsInTrouble]

holy shit I forgot about that abomination

[@littlemissmello]

@@DylanIsInTrouble Sssh, never think about it again

[@maryy2077]

Dylan Is In Trouble I watched it, I’m stronger than you

[@sleepy_sensei3913]

@@DylanIsInTrouble you didn't just forget. You repressed that ISH xD

[@jennifertan]

"the girl i was with started weeping" we know who misoa is dylan

[@scintilliance5665]

legit what i was thinking. he probably didn't say Misoa because then the entire comment section would've been about Misoa. 😂

[@aminaa5824]

Dylan trying to act like he has more than one friend 😆

[@DM-it1qf]

She was probably crying out of pure terror 😂

[@jorreca]

@@aminaa5824 RIGHT HAHAHA

[@nickysmits2557]

It sounded like he was going to say something else. ''And the .... girl I was with''. Sounded like he was going to say something that starts with a B or P or something.

[@madisongracedeluise]

They shouldn’t have had so many celebrities, it makes it worse, especially James and Rebel.

[@purpleprincess4881]

Ok I know everything is talking about the worst part of the movie. But we all know that it’s the fact there was not a single JASOOOOOON DERUUUUULOOOOOO

[@valdapierre6650]

😣😣😣actually someone...

[@PatrickBoyda]

"I know we haven't really gotten into the plot yet" Nor will we, my friend.

[@diannaparis]

Lol

[@meganmcleod6152]

Patrick Boyda I just dropped my salad

[@danaeclean1328]

This deserves more likes.

[@paulabernett2129]

this made me chuckle, thanks

[@meganmcleod6152]

Graça Fernandes no it’s GrEaK.

[@godkongsnake4092]

If cats took over the world, the first thing they're doing is destroying this movie.

[@mimy2688]

GodKongSnake This needs more appreciation

[@thekneesbee]

I love how Dylan is just actively rooting for the villain to come and kill everyone. His disappointment when he found out they were just being kidnapped 😂

[@Solutad]

Dylan: "You know what this story could use--?" everyone who has ever seen the musical: "A story?"

[@emilyschmitz8120]

Kathryn Harvey everyone who has seen at least one of Dylan’s movie commentary’s before: „murder?“

[@HeyArlo]

@@emilyschmitz8120 "a misdirect?"

[@stephanie22345]

As a former cast member of this musical, I agree wholeheartedly

[@DK-eu5qm]

Nobody: Dylan: idRis elbOWs

[@rebekahw.8990]

DK I can’t say his name normally ever again

[@arriibacon531]

@@rebekahw.8990 me either

[@meepymoof]

Dylan: I wasn't put off by the CGI in the trailer like most people were Dylan five seconds later: I'm already a little creeped out Dylan for the rest of the movie: *SCREAMS*

[@ashh4929]

"I haven't even made a pussy joke yet". When a movie is *SO* bad you can't incorporate even the most obvious of juvenile humor. 🤦 Bless your sacrifice of watching this so we don't have to.

[@kathrinbeckmann6530]

When you're actually relieved to look at the ad instead of the movie shots

[@lennybennyy]

These are the times I wish I didn't have premium

[@cassandrabowas9687]

I usually skip through any ads in his channel but this time I watched the whole things because it was a break from cats and we still got Dylan

[@laurenmarie5]

Literally

[@chillingout1360]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nbucwa6621]

This is so true lol

[@maraw8658]

I laughed more at “Idris Elbows,” than anyone laughed at the entire movie

[@fionatastic0.070]

“I just want someone to talk normal” Imagine this man watching Les Mis

[@antoniasaavedra6348]

Les Mis at least has a story

[@mal1871]

Antonia Saavedra true

[@kindle9920]

my first thought

[@mulherenascentista]

@@antoniasaavedra6348 exactly. Even my friends.sho can't stand musical theater liked the Les Mis movie

[@Stellassounds]

I accidentally watched les miserable in the cinema and didn't know what I was getting into 😭

[@andieb3632]

"Even though they are all cats, I can feel how white everybody is" I'm dead!!!

[@parisewellington3664]

Nobody: Dylan watching a movie: "add a murder mystery" maybe he ghostwrites riverdale🤔

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

If Dylan wrote Riverdale it would probably be much better than it is right now XD

[@isisaqui5288]

Wow that's kind of an insult to his writing 😂

[@musicology9643]

Ouch, Dylan is insulted because Riverdale doesn't makes sense at all.

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

@@musicology9643 Then if the show doesn't already have him then they should GET him for Season 5. He'd have them say things like "sanitary" and better handle misdirects :).

[@parisewellington3664]

@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose i reckon dylan would make it worse just for fun. Any character he doesnt like would probably die a weird but gruesome death

[@taikth]

dylan: "who names their cat peter?" me: *looks at my 16 year old cat named after peter parker* haha r-right...

[@alilwoozyhere]

Tainá Silva RIGHT!! I had a cat for a short time named Peter Parker! (He’s fine, at a better home now, my mom just doesn’t like cats 🤦🏼‍♀️)

[@sleepinginmoss]

thats actually adorable, I hope mr. Peter Parker is having a wonderful day✨

[@maknchill7980]

Tainá Silva spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat can

[@camillefaith2005]

Tainá Silva Pet your cat for me please. My dog died a year and a half ago. Cherish pets while you can. They’re precious. ☺️

[@rut_0387]

I have a gerbil called peter too, after peter parker. I don't know what is more ridiculous

[@klmkatz07]

When he said “it’s movie commentary Monday” I had to focus so hard to figure out what day it is 😂

[@uditatj]

same here 😂

[@miguelvasquez-sanchez2324]

I dont even keep track anymore

[@chellymurphy]

It’s Friday for me 😬

[@patriziadesandre3927]

Same 😂 it's thursday for me🙈

[@kn-yi5ej]

Patrizia De Sandre omg I just realized it was Thursday 😭

[@_jojosephine]

15:47 the thing about that is that the original show didn’t even have a main character really, they sort of ruined the entire plot by adding one

[@ferenczliszt]

Dylan: "I just want some dialogue, what is the story" Andrew Lloyd Webber: "I don't know what either of those words mean"

[@rossohare4950]

There is no plot

[@PandaApocalypseband]

@@rossohare4950 Cats has a plot, it might not be as easily dissected but there is a storyline.

[@-aeshe-4951]

@@rossohare4950 YA JUST THE MOVIE... MAKES SOME NON WELL HANDLED CHANGES

[@colonyofrats4193]

Amora Taylor only in the movie the actual stage show has no plot lol

[@PandaApocalypseband]

@@colonyofrats4193 "The plot centres on a tribe of cats called the Jellicles, as they come together at the annual Jellicle Ball to decide which one of them will ascend to the Heaviside Layer (their version of heaven) and be reborn into a new life"

[@mqtsprinter93]

Dylan: “The girl I was with.” All Troublemakers: “Misoa?! Does Dylan have more female friends?!?”

[@bugsbunnyknowsbetter]

So we’re not even considering that maybe he was on a date? That’s right we don’t because he should marry Misoa.

[@april00026000]

Gay guys usually have a lot of girl friends so

[@bridgetwest4700]

@@april00026000 ouch

[@ahuynh52]

april00026000 DHEJBDJD

[@razielcelibethhernandez3699]

@@april00026000 oop

[@mistressofthedark5775]

The actors were forced to do "cat class" where they had to learn how to walk and act like a cat...

[@eliana2522]

Nothing they did really reminded me of a cat. If the movie weren't called Cats, I never would have thought they were (trying and failing to portray) felines.

[@luckywithpaint7773]

In the most un-natural way possible

[@milenaviana6161]

it didn't work

[@Firegirl483]

Broadway actors should have just been hired and the director should have let everyone wear costumes to make it easier on the animation team.

[@blackblossomm]

So they all failed

[@jasminwilhelmsen3216]

..the stage version of cat HAS NO ACTUAL DIALOGUE, but unusually lots of dancing and singing. making Cats sorta special actual, just a series of songs and dance numbers actually :)

[@floydharper1216]

And that's why it's horrible

[@kspoo10_]

@@floydharper1216 The stage musical is only horrible if you go in expecting something serious. If you go in expecting a strange but fun time, then it might not seem so bad?

[@rollyhankin6315]

"have I pissed off the OG fans of Cats" no we feel the same this movie was trash.

[@curlygee2914]

Same, the only part I found humorous was when I noticed they replaced the orgy scene with them getting high off catnip instead.

[@jadek6512]

The broadway was much better and I would recommend he see it but he hates that

[@gabriela2401]

"I just need some dialogue" -what? *music continues* HAHAHAHAHA I can't breathe

[@gabriela2401]

@@thisissuhweet1505 dany's faces are everything HAHAHAHAHA

[@nataliealexandraa]

Dylan: “I know we haven’t gotten to the plot, yet...” *JOKES ON YOU! THERE IS NO PLOT!*

[@missfin.a5371]

So what exactly is the story about?

[@sailorcat]

@@missfin.a5371 Basically they decide on which cat will be reborn. And then you het introduced to the different cats. At one point a cat is kidnapped, but they get him back very easily, which was a bit lame. But even the original musical unfortunately doesn't have much plot.

[@CallistaYip]

Sailor Cat In my opinion, I loved the musical version of cats, but the movie was just so horrible and not entertaining at all

[@guyr3618]

@@missfin.a5371 It's about cats.

[@shelleyc853]

The original stage musical took all its dialogue(well song lyrics as there isn't dialogue) from an anthology of nonsense poems about cats by TS Elliott and Lloyd Webber either wasnt allowed to or didn't want to add to them when composing the music. The stage musical is entirely about the singing and dancing(mostly dancing).

[@isaacjh2178]

Dylan: I need some dialogue . “wot” Dylan: o_o

[@kerosine2896]

Dylan: Every time you recommend a movie, a cat dies. We don't want that Also Dylan: Ok but you know what this movie needs? DeAd CaTS

[@mariscc2722]

“This whole thing is freaking me out” You mean “this whole thing is freaking meow’t” That was terrible, I’m sorry

[@suii_lyy]

Nah it was good XD

[@mikaila7766]

better than the jokes in the movie

[@stephzimm9885]

IT WAS GOLD

[@thabzmoloi2953]

best joke to come out of this movie

[@aisha9876]

i liked it tho

[@muskaan3711]

Nobody: Dylan in every movie commentary: This movie could use a good murder mystery.

[@idunskovgaardbrnmo8633]

And some lesbians

[@emmashea6842]

Muskaan he should watch Knives out for a good murder mystery Edit: he mentioned knives out. So i guess he’s seen it or plans to😂

[@muskaan3711]

@@emmashea6842 I hope he does because he said no recommendations lol

[@janiahpapaya5988]

Dylan almost always looks for Murder and Lesbians

[@Error403HRD]

You didn't piss off Cats fans. Cats 2019 pissed off Cats fans.

[@jameskohler7563]

Les Miserables did such a better version of using songs the whole movie to make a story, not that that’s a recommendation or anything... Edit: Lol this was just a joke at the end Dylan can do what he wants I was just thinking about movies that can actually do full song movie correctly, unlike this colossal mess

[@mulherenascentista]

Yes! MAKE HIM WATCH IT!

[@Dan-ti8ww]

stoppp

[@buggman420]

@@mulherenascentista NO! stop he will do wht he wants

[@mimitagada4248]

Not a recommendation at all *wink wink*

[@steph0711]

yeah true. I had to get used to them singing every sentence, but at least the songs were good and the story was great. This is garbage

[@victoriabelatti7141]

"I don't like him naked" that line is hilarious out of context

[@destinysamuel5628]

This video quickly when from “Movie Commentary Monday,” to “Watching _______ Until I Hate Myself.” 😂😂 we stan a throwback

[@morganb4168]

I know no one cares, but they REALLY did Mr. Mistoffelees wrong. They completely changed his personality. In the stage musical, he is confident and a big statement, but not arrogant like some of the others. He's fun, mysterious, and uplifting. They COMPLETELY SUCKED the life out of him in this movie and made him look like a shy, nervous little mouse who needs to build up his confidence. In the play he just is depicted as quiet because his magic and spectacle speak for themselves, but he's not like... such a weenie? idk

[@Trickstres]

Also him and RumTum had this cute little (b)romance going, so he got hit with the NO HOMO stick, gotta give him a female love interest, else people might think the flamboyant cat wizard might be GAY

[@morganb4168]

@@Trickstres RIGHT? Idk i feel like they really did him an injustice. In the stage version, he's my favorite cat, but in the movie they robbed him of all of his best qualities.

[@alunarbunnie]

I am sorry but I cannot stop laughing at Dylan saying he just wants one line of dialogue and Idris Elba goes “what?” 😂

[@sakilehaith-ince7416]

I was waiting on a person to comment on this EXACT thing🤣

[@minirth.maggie]

Idris Elbows took me out...

[@julia-wg8gs]

No one: No one at all: Dylan: "Idris eLbOwS"

[@alexisshalosky1389]

Lmaoo, that part killed me for no reason ☠️

[@lalala-vk7ex]

Okay I thought I was crazy cause I knew damn well his last name wasn't elbows? I mean idk a lot of celebrities but I couldnt have missed that lmaoo

[@clarissagao9324]

yeah WHY it was TOO casual and i didnt notice until the second time around-

[@rakittaboylan7695]

I could've lol'd the "eLbOwS" and moved on but he also says "Edris" and the combo slayed me

[@TheRockgod2012]

Ironically Dame Judi Dench didn’t like the look of her Cat and said: “The cloak I was made to wear! It looks Like five foxes f**king on my back,"

[@mxxxn]

Yeah when I watched it I was thinking "did they slaughter a bunch of other cats for that coat?" lmao

[@minirth.maggie]

I can't decide what took me out harder, "Idris Elbows" or Dylan's crushing sadness that the kidnapped cats were still alive... I saw the first US tour of Cats as a teenager and loved it. This movie hurts my soul.

[@scarlett-moriko1543]

Dylan “I just need some dialogue.” Idris: “What.” Dylan: 😐😑🙄

[@laboon344]

😂😂

[@marshy_5406]

I meannn he did get what he wanted 😂😂😂

[@theinnocents9263]

Marshy_540 true 🤣

[@iRinnda]

And what a perfect line of dialogue it was to summarize the whole damn movie!

[@aelvenus]

*the cast of CATS:* idris elbows man who doesn't look like he should be a cat woman who does look like a cat jason deruloo jennifer hudson julie dench magneto

[@kilian-one-l]

Dylan called her Julie Dench

[@lemon_3612]

* Dame Judi Dench

[@p.k.k.9655]

WAIT MAGNETOS IN THIS?

[@insertname193]

P.K.K. Ian McKellen plays Gus unfortunately

[@p.k.k.9655]

@@insertname193 ohhhh idk why when you said Magneto I thought of the younger version

[@BoopDiSnoot]

I feel like Dylan is that one person you watch a movie with that won’t stop talking.

[@tiffany8535]

i love people like that? i’ll never understand why that pisses people off😩 they’re so fun like yes girl give me a commentary

[@lili-zv8zi]

@1 month ago i feel like it depends on the movie-

[@chaimariatu]

@@tiffany8535 I personally don’t mind people talking. The thing that pisses me off is when someone constantly starts asking questions about the movie even tho it’s my first tim watching it as well. It’s just annoying but dylan doesn’t do that at all

[@StarboyJuno]

I'm that person 🙈

[@ciarafarrell3742]

I can't stand watching a movie with someone constantly talking throughout, it's fun when it's a shite movie or something I'm not interested in.

[@babykitsune4789]

17:57 I can't describe to you why his reaction is so funny to me, but I keep rewatching it and laughing

[@pjbeau7586]

Dylan-“I’ve never stoped watching a movie” didn’t you stop watching that swiped movie or what ever it’s called with Noah?

[@erinquinn2628]

it was so unmemorable he forgot

[@pyperj.2127]

pjbeau I think so. It was trash haha

[@wonder0663]

I don't think he considered it a movie

[@fromlighttodarkness7049]

He probably forced himself to forget about it

[@justgracetbh]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that lmao

[@raesophie]

When he said “jAsOn DerulOoO” I felt that

[@anaelpatty17]

I was praying to Jesus that Dylan reacted to Cats because there's no way on earth I'm watching that full movie.

[@kristinmarkussen9016]

haha same

[@carly885]

Same, his suffering is a good compromise hahaha

[@thatfreakmary]

I did and it so wasn’t worse it 😭 it was even worse than I could ever imagine

[@KatiaMeans92]

Yep!!! Didn't miss anything good!!😑

[@georgeweasley54]

literally same

[@annadixon2693]

Dylan’s editing at 3:35 was just so perfect!! 😂😂 I just need some dialogue “WHAT”

[@JustJo_1]

Ok but Dylan could totally cosplay as Milo from Atlantis: The Lost Empire. I can't possibly be the only one who sees it.

[@amiteshchoudhary8824]

I saw this kind of comment coming..... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@noemistephanie93]

I can see it! Man I havent seen that movie in SO long

[@ladyj.9350]

I would like

[@silvesteramv4607]

He's slowly becoming Eugene, 2 in 1, my man is a gifted specimen.

[@millyqa]

I was thinking the same thing!!!

[@MsBlackestHeart]

"Are you really going for realism in a movie about Cats?" Tom Hooper directed this, so yes. Tom Hooper needs to stop directing musicals.

[@mj22kindnessisforfree77]

So... I stumbled over this channel like a few days ago and it all kinda started with quite old videos. Now I came to this one and ... I mean... is this all just Dylan transforming from Flynn Rider to Milo from Atlantis?

[@cherryburn7013]

Basically 😂😂 he's trying something new

[@AirQuotes]

Maybe I'm into it

[@janaloff]

YES OMG

[@lukes8557]

Haha lol his newest video 😂

[@annieoncrack]

this aged well

[@wendy4092]

2:25 “this whole thing is freaking meow” 😂😂😂

[@dutchelite2706]

Cats is so bad I cant even watch Dylan’s commentary about how bad this movie this....

[@suii_lyy]

Same, exactly

[@ditkind1340]

Mel B Same tbh, Jeez.

[@Undiluted_Liquid]

i have 8 mins of this video left and idk if i wana

[@mylene6425]

When I saw the title I was like Dylan I love you but I don't if I can go there with you.

[@nardeaneskander9222]

yass

[@gracegalley786]

As a fan of the original play, the movie was absolutely terrible and the only good thing that came from it was Beautiful Ghosts.

[@raicrush]

Grace Galley As a fellow fanboy of the OG cats, I agree and Beautiful Ghosts being the best thing is not a compliment 😂😂😂

[@siramaytheshowgundragon]

Also also a fan of the original musical I loved the movie

[@dragonfly5665q]

beautiful ghosts is such a mediocre number !! i don't see what the fuss is all abt?

[@siramaytheshowgundragon]

@@dragonfly5665q it's pretty gentle but impactful and beautiful

[@Second_of_four]

I didn’t even need to see the OG to know this movie was terrible

[@sailorfrw9137]

So I work at a cinema and my most favourite reaction to this movie was when a family literally RUN outside the screen cause their two kids (around 6-8 years old) got so creeped out they were crying. I did feel bad for them though, especially since they're now scarred for life and won't ever be able to get close to a cat again. But also, who the hell thought that it's ok for kids to watch this?

[@capsulamental]

I would like to show it to my kids. It was the first theatrical performance I saw as a kid (with a brazilian portuguese adaptation for the songs, performed in an open area in a park) and I was mesmerized. Well, I did not see it later, so.. maybe I'll just keep the childhood experience to myself..

[@erinertz8646]

my favorite part is the orgy disguised as a dance number

[@luuuuux_]

That sounds sad and hilarious at the same time.

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

45 minutes in an eight year stood up and told his mom "I hate this!!!" I think most people in the theater agreed with him.

[@jaco3394]

The ironic thing is that Cats was known for being a family friendly musical. Children could get their faces painted at the shows and the cast would come out and mingle with everyone and take pictures. The film focused on an adult audience, which honestly doesn't work all that well for this musical.

[@tristin3489]

the agony in the scream at 2:50 though 😂

[@i.8231]

“the girl i was with” - you can just say Misoa, Dylan

[@InshasChoice]

🤣💀

[@mihaelamalinova4275]

Wait what was the timestamp

[@tanyalagah3586]

Random 14 Year old 0:36

[@anasa4100]

They are still together?

[@livwake]

Ana Sá they aren’t a couple, apparently

[@BarelyTsunami]

Dylan: *doesn’t mention the price of the rent* Me: Is he rich now???

[@AmandaaRose]

“I don’t know anything about broadway, except it’s a broad place” when I tell you I SCREAMED

[@kendallthompson2027]

Dylan: "...we haven't really gotten to the plot yet..." Me: ThErE iS nO pLoT, DyLaN.

[@ishachittari5983]

I'm SHOCKED to see that Dylan did not mention the $6.32 he spent on this movie

[@jezzarte3587]

he didn't knew what was going to happen

[@leena2408]

they could've done an animated cats movie and use the actors a voice actors

[@artsyswarley]

That's not the point of the musical though. The whole thing is about how humans personify cats.

[@noemistephanie93]

Agree. This is complete garbage!

[@queenoffabulous2156]

They should've worn costumes like they do in the broadway show

[@SessVlogs]

But then how would they have emotionally scarred us?

[@bpsara]

A lot of people have wanted this but TS Elliot (the creator of the Cats poems and copyrights owner) was very against animating them for unknown reasons

[@jennisangel4537]

“I know i haven’t gotten to the plot yet.” And you never will

[@zainababbas9034]

"Obviously I am a huge musical theater fan. I have seen countless musical movies. Talking High School Musical, High School Musical 2, High School Musical 3." i can think of no other topping musicals