It really did paint the scene quite well if I say so myself
@chelmrtz2 жыл бұрын
A cinematic tableau if you will
@GeeksandGrub2 жыл бұрын
Now that's the very portrait of comedy!
@codasylphanthi21872 жыл бұрын
I love the idea that Steve has a portrait of Commander Riker in a slightly too ornate frame just hanging somewhere in his house.
@andrewness2 жыл бұрын
Don't we all?
@renatocorvaro69242 жыл бұрын
... you don't?
@codasylphanthi21872 жыл бұрын
@@renatocorvaro6924 Well I'm getting one now!
@francoislacombe90712 жыл бұрын
In a perfect world, Jonathan Frakes would see this video and release a version where he overdubs all of Riker's lines.
@arbjbornk2 жыл бұрын
Maybe if Steve were to offer the whole fifty bucks to Frakes, this could happen.
@violetsunprops2 жыл бұрын
I really liked hearing the words from the man himself. He really managed to paint a picture.
@helixspiral2 жыл бұрын
😂
@JDW792 жыл бұрын
I disagree, I thought he was painting with broad strokes.
@bigshow7712 жыл бұрын
I don't know whether I should adore you for this, or declare you my hated nemesis.😉 Have a "like", either way.
@PyronusSouria2 жыл бұрын
I think he really brought his canvas to life
@heysmithify2 жыл бұрын
It was a nice framing device
@TrueYellowDart2 жыл бұрын
Jessie Gender also observed (in her Sex in Trek: TNG opus) that Riker is all about others gettin’ it on too and that’s he’s one of the most sex-positive characters in TV history.
@TheMadMaple2 жыл бұрын
You ask me, Riker was framed at first to basically be Kirk in all but rank, right down to his way with the ladies, but he overcame that portrait viewers had of him, and he eventually was hanged as the serial monogamist we know and love.
@michaels.98712 жыл бұрын
And I bet he was also hung. Yes, I went there.
@Seal06262 жыл бұрын
Kirk wasn't a womaniser either.
@MrSkills1232 жыл бұрын
@@michaels.9871 yeah he has that big D energy for sure!
@willmfrank2 жыл бұрын
The pun is strong with this one Whoops wrong franchise.
@coletteb.88892 жыл бұрын
I know this is supposed to be a pun about the picture, but the way it's worded I thought you meant he was hung (executed) for being a serial monogamist. It really threw me for a couple of seconds. Was it just me or did anyone else go there?
@mikeoyler29832 жыл бұрын
He never walked on to the bridge and started slappin' high fives with the crew and bragged about his romantic exploits. I think one of his best lines is when he even says that Diana can be with whomever she wants and how he supports her and just wants her to be happy.
@justinaclayburn22482 жыл бұрын
While watching an episode of Star Trek I turned to my dad and said: people sure fall in love fast in Star Trek. He turned to me and replied: They fall in love fast on The Bachelor, too.
@Gregnier2 жыл бұрын
This is the high quality content which we have come to expect.
@TheGerkuman2 жыл бұрын
I was a bit confused about Steve saying Riker and Troi weren't together but then I realised that the picture on the wall is Season 7/Generations/First Contact Riker. The events of Picard haven't happened to him yet
@tyrongkojy2 жыл бұрын
WOMANIZER? No. He doesn't cheat. But he DOES play the field, and plays it HARD.
@ThatWeirdo049 ай бұрын
I don't think womanizer necessarily implies cheating
@tonyjackson40782 жыл бұрын
I agree with the statement that he's not preying on defenseless or unaware women. They are consenting adults who either wish to pursue a relationship or are down for a little bedroom bop for fun. In essence, Will Riker isn't a creeper.
@ryanedwards74872 жыл бұрын
Wow, you really hit the difference between a womanizer and a serial monogamist on the head there. It did always bother me that people call Riker and Kirk womanizers. They aren't. Kirk is too in love with his ship to ever really find meaningful love (great video about that by the way) -- the man is like so many lifelong military personnel and race car drivers: He's in love with the job, and any partner he does love is along for the ride. Riker is someone who loves some would say too freely, but he does treat his partners with respect and shows their relationships integrity, which is key. A womanizer does not respect their partners and has little problem with promiscuity and subterfuge about it. Good video--thank you for doing Number one a solid.
@georgelionon9050 Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute tough, I'm not that firm on the exact plots of all of TOS, but as far I remember Kirk more than once used his charm on women to get something else (plot related) he wants.. Riker never did something like that.
@PeacefulJuggernaught2 жыл бұрын
VERY impressed with how well Steve got his beard to mesh with Riker’s. It looks fantastic. But I couldn’t stop picturing Brian Griffin the entire time he was doing his Riker voice 😂
@FistoftheSnackBar2 жыл бұрын
"Easy there big fella!" "FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE!" That is one of the single best jokes I've ever heard in my entire life.
@joewhite45642 жыл бұрын
That was fun. And just for a minute, before you showed the portrait, I thought you actually had gotten Jonathan Frakes. 🤣
@krazyglue60 Жыл бұрын
@@tparadox88With the speech balloons and everything? That would have been epic! 😂
@DrknssRules12 жыл бұрын
Can Riker can be a recurring character from now on? Just like whenever you talk about an episode of TNG you just hear him in the background "I remember that! That was fucking cool!"
@TrueYellowDart2 жыл бұрын
You have that Riker portrait hanging up all the time just so you can get the daily thrill of Frakes giving you that dreamy look of his.
@jameshagan28322 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't
@euansmith36992 жыл бұрын
The painting hangs in Steve's Disrobing Room.
@TrueYellowDart2 жыл бұрын
@@jameshagan2832 Hey I’m just trying to find my Fellow Frosted Frakes Fans out there.
@chrisbcakes49492 жыл бұрын
@@TrueYellowDart are you Jessie gender in disguise? She has the hots for him too.
@TrueYellowDart2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisbcakes4949 I am not Jessie but Riker does indeed fall within my “Appealing Human Aesthetics” category.
@creditsunknown7974 Жыл бұрын
Ngl I expected Riker to say "I don't engage in casual sex, I engage in COMPETITIVE SEX"
@cartoonkelly79242 жыл бұрын
“I’m not a Lower Decks character” “Welk, you kinda are” BURN!
@yudeok4132 жыл бұрын
Only 50 bucks for this whole performance? That's an amazing deal!
@SteveShives2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if I open up commissions again I'm definitely jacking up the price.
@yudeok4132 жыл бұрын
@@SteveShives that's inflation I'm not going to complain about ☺️
@Bethos1247-Arne2 жыл бұрын
I commissioned this one and the 50 bucks are well spent. Steve only quickly mentioned things I was thinking about but overall, he modified my opinion about Riker's hunt for ladies. And the performance was funny as fuuu...
@bjbierlein55662 жыл бұрын
Thanks for commissioning this!
@Brahmsonite2 жыл бұрын
No reference to that time Riker was accused of murder and womanizing? Star Trek does Rashomon. The version from the husband's perspective was hilarious!
@brandonlordbaltimore51822 жыл бұрын
I just got this huge smile when I saw the title. And I'm like "What? Is that a real question? It's Halloween not April 1st. What's going on?"
@rmeddy2 жыл бұрын
I love how Steve and Riker's beard matches up so well
@MrAngryThing132 жыл бұрын
That beard/mouth match up was perfect! Lol😂
@MrAngryThing132 жыл бұрын
I also almost died laughing when you said “How much time do I have… FUUUUUU!!!” That is my normal working day! Great job Steve!
@ByrdieFae2 жыл бұрын
I was howling with laughter the entire time. Best framing device ever.
@sunyavadin2 жыл бұрын
NGL, I thought Steve was gonna create a transporter duplicate of himself to do the video. I did not see this coming. But seriously, Riker's right, you could at least have had some kind of pun about trying to find a.... "framing device"
@joshuagiehll37372 жыл бұрын
Season 2 finale is literally "Let's recap all the women Riker banged".
@nickkladky83962 жыл бұрын
The recommendation after I finish this was Captain jellico is actually a good captain. You should redo that one as a discussion with the Riker portrait.
@wyattcastle72252 жыл бұрын
And here I thought Jessie Gender was the only KZbinr with a framed portrait of Commander Riker.
@Trekpanther2 жыл бұрын
A small detail I appreciate is that when you have to get into Trek mode you put on the DS9 hat like you were Mr.Rogers putting on the sweater.
@dkSilo2 жыл бұрын
I do love the jab at Lower Decks. Also a nice reminder (seeing you are actually Riker in that scene), that you as well can't be expected to know everything there is is about Trek. Cool video, nothing unexpected about the topic at hand. I really liked how you played Riker and while I feared the mouth on the picture would look meh, you made it fit pretty well. Also kudos to the voice, comes close. All in all: Thanks for awesome vid.
@HaroldElbowmanIV2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you can actually dance to dixieland, and that it's New Orleans' signature contribution to jazz history always bothered me about that episode.
@nathanieldaiken10642 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you can (dance to it)!
@annebaldwin48222 жыл бұрын
The Charleston, The Bop, The Twist, and probably anything else in that family are pretty much perfect for dancing to Dixieland. My Dad proved that a couple of times when the Preservation Hall Jazz Band came to town. *Smile*
@Bethos1247-Arne2 жыл бұрын
@@annebaldwin4822 I think the gist is that Riker would not be into women who dance to Dixieland. I personally like most of Jazz and Dixieland introduced me to Jazz.
@Dunybrook Жыл бұрын
Definitely gave the vibe of two people who know nothing about jazz acting like they are experts.
@TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond2 жыл бұрын
This was a really fun way to do this video, thoroughly enjoyed it.
@marienbad22 жыл бұрын
omg this is fantastic. I love how full of cool references it was and how you wrote them into the script!
@donaldcantrell71662 жыл бұрын
The delivery of that joke at the very end was comedy gold
@reptomicus2 жыл бұрын
6:03 "I believe they prefer the term biracial" You sounded just like Adam West as Batman when you said that. haha
@Stairdweller2 жыл бұрын
"we don't talk" Ahh the future utopia where humankind has evolved beyond greed and bigotry... but not child abandonment.
@johnchedsey13062 жыл бұрын
I especially appreciated the well done Lower Decks joke. You're the portrait of professionalism, Steve!
@Bastion902 жыл бұрын
You missed an opportunity to call out Riker for telling Kamala he would never open someone else's gift. Referring to her as property doesn't really help his case.
@costelinha18672 жыл бұрын
I really love how you framed Riker in the video's narrative. It really puts him on display.
@rebbeccahoneycutt79412 жыл бұрын
Beautifully executed, I too thought the answer was no, he is very comfortable with himself and explored the worlds with a willingness to be explored in return. Always loved Riker, and I gotta admit, it took me longer than I want to admit how you got Riker to come hangout and talk to you.
@MurrayTheMac2 жыл бұрын
Counterpoint: in Conundrum where the crew's memories are wiped, Riker has no problem getting romantically involved with both Troi and Ro Laren at the same time without seemingly giving much thought about the women's feelings. You can argue that their memories were wiped so it's not indicative of anything, but everyone seems to be acting completely in character (Worf's proclivity for putting security and battle-readiness first, Troi's sensitivity about people feelings, Picard's sense of tact and not rushing to conclusions, etc). I concur that Riker doesn't treat women badly just because he has a lot of consensual casual sex, but I'd be hesitant about describing Riker as committed to monogamy either.
@TheSingularParent2 жыл бұрын
Good point. And it didn't feel out of character either. There was no suggestion that he wasn't acting like himself. Riker never came across as someone who turn down a good shag just because he happened to be dating someone at the time.
@kaitlyn__L Жыл бұрын
TBH I didn’t feel like he was interested in Troi in that episode, just that he didn’t shoot down her interest in him. He never really corroborated, just went “hmm, I see” and “interesting”.
@getnohappy2 жыл бұрын
"I get it", "but unfortunately I didn't" almost made me spit my drink out, kudos!
@lewdwig2 жыл бұрын
Commander Riker is fully functional and trained in many techniques.
@boxybrown69002 жыл бұрын
Remember Riker also piped down Lilith from frasier in the episode first contact.
@darklink5392 жыл бұрын
There is a difference between a "womanizer" and a dude who women genuinely like. Even in the future. Every woman in my life when this show was on TV, my wife, my Mom, my sister, virtually every woman that I knew agreed he was "cute" or "nice looking".
@TheSingularParent2 жыл бұрын
Being cute or nice looking doesn't actually mean you can't be a womanizer. A womanizer, as I understand it, is someone who lies to get women in bed. Tells them he is serious and wants a long term relationship when he really wants a one night stand, that sort of thing. A womanizer also cheats, is never content with one woman at a time, and lies about that, too. A good looking man can certainly act like this. In fact it probably makes it easier for him to get away with it. Same goes for charming. Not saying this is Riker, just, I don't agree that a womanizer can't be a dude that women like (at least until they know him better)
@georgelionon9050 Жыл бұрын
@@TheSingularParent Story time, In school we wants caught by chance one of the teacher talking up a woman in a bar. The next day one of the pupils had the audacity to confront him and asked "mr. teacher, are you a womanizer?" (of course he knew we saw him), well he responded "how would you define womanizer?".. "umm, someone who is good talking with women".. "in that case my answer is yes". I found it impressive how he handled the situation.
@castironchaos2 жыл бұрын
It's the Return of the Professional KZbinr!
@StormsparkPegasus Жыл бұрын
The limited animation actually works in this case, because you happen to have Riker's beard almost exactly. Back before my time, there were "animated" shows where this is literally all they did. I'm cool with this because this is done for comedy. Having a serious show in this format is baffling, lol.
@jp12x2 жыл бұрын
NICE! This is the first on-screen appearance of your CMDR Riker shrine. :)
@chrisbcakes49492 жыл бұрын
I like the set up of this video. It's a great way to 'see the big picture' when it comes to Riker. He had a great perspective. He produced a great self portrait.
@Kaizer6172 жыл бұрын
This is great. Everything about this is amazing! The back and forth between Steve and the Riker photo is comedy gold! Also, glad someone recognizes Riker, and Kirk, aren't womanizing sex-crazed horn-dogs.
@darth-imperius2 жыл бұрын
It's been a while since I've laughed so much at the expense of Star Trek. 😅
@daleday39022 жыл бұрын
Love this new concept idea of talking to the characters
@MaikuWotaharu2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Amanda Rogers didn't get mentioned. I figured her forcing him to "love" her would have been brought up, despite how very brief it was.
@shawarden2 жыл бұрын
Georgi: Computer, create an adversary capable of defeating Data. Moriarty: Sup? Riker: Computer...
@reptomicus2 жыл бұрын
If he was then it would explain his back pains and why he sits down like that.
@DaveGSound2 жыл бұрын
Ha! Great!!!! This is fantastic commentary and humor. Really great work here!
@CoiledMoons Жыл бұрын
Man, you really nailed this one to the wall! Nice job!
@joeloud12 жыл бұрын
Literally watched this episode (11001001) last night, starting my kids on the show, season 1 & 2 warts and all
@renatocorvaro69242 жыл бұрын
The only thing I took away from this is Hallowe'en MacGyver episodes.
@hezekiahramirez69652 жыл бұрын
Riker, literally: “Ya like jazz?”
@LightOfZeon2 жыл бұрын
A classic portrait of the Steve Shives format.
@Gormathius2 ай бұрын
I can't believe he filmed the whole thing in portrait mode.
@MultiMackD2 жыл бұрын
Short answer? Yes Long answer? Yeeeeees but deep down he'll always want his Imzadi
@SunnyIntervalsORG2 жыл бұрын
Nice video! Although I'm a bit disappointed you didn't use your off brand holodeck again to chat with Riker.
@raymondtillotson69852 жыл бұрын
Technically, from a 2022 perspective, the question is "Will Commander Riker be a womanizer?"
@Gardenlessbirb2 жыл бұрын
I loved this bit. You’re a treasure Mr. Shives.
@maximborozenec8142 Жыл бұрын
"Oh boy... - More like Oh girl!" That is brilliant.
@dhpbear22 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Frakes DID play a womanizer in an episode of "The Waltons" in 1979, "The Lost Sheep". He played Ashley Longworth, a never-to-be future husband of one of the Baldwin ladies! "Call me 'Ash', Cora!" :)
@danielclement28322 жыл бұрын
Clever idea. Too funny. Hope it was as much fun to shoot as it was to watch.
@danielgertler59762 жыл бұрын
"Another one!" - William Riker, 2022
@YesTHATJohnSmith2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@hank_says_things2 жыл бұрын
Not a womaniser, just irresistible. Space Daddy ftw 💕 Also, Number One getting snippy with you was gold 👌🏼
@frankandstein86182 жыл бұрын
Very well done, Steve. Next could do some pitch meetings?
@larsfrommars13782 жыл бұрын
A+ content. Your Star Trek Videos are the best, thank you!
@NimhLabs2 жыл бұрын
The real reason the commissions are closed is because he doesn't want questions about Chili Dogs and Root Beer
@jtzor59222 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about skipping this one but it was next in the cue so I pressed play. Glad I didn't, this is hilarious.
@donyerly5282 жыл бұрын
One of the (mostly) unspoken fantasy aspects of Trek is how much fun it would be to live in an era where society has evolved in a very non-possessive direction, medical science has progressed to a point of advancement and availability that things like STDs and accidental pregnancies aren't concerns, and you just happen to be a handsome space cowboy. I don't know why people don't talk about this more. I think it's a great selling point for the franchise as a whole. I guess it's one of those things that loses its appeal if you mention it out loud.
@melissamenchaca91212 жыл бұрын
We need this to be, like, an hour and a half long
@LaughterOnWater Жыл бұрын
The portrait of Riker behind my door doesn’t speak to me… 😢 😂
@reboxtherapy2 жыл бұрын
I got a poster with him on it from one of the first tng magazine I got from Smittys supermarket. On the back it has a picture of Mr. DORN. Well my sister thought that Riker was a rendition of Kirk, especially before he had the beard.
@bradbucknell36362 жыл бұрын
"Easy, big fella!" "FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE! I'm dead
@bjbierlein55662 жыл бұрын
Great job, very fun. Liked many comments- nothing useful to add. Thanks for this
@sandylukemarsden71602 жыл бұрын
Riker is not a womanizer. He has casual sex, yes. Lots. But he is never abusive in any fashion. This is implicit in the word. Not a womanizer.
@brianstiles17012 жыл бұрын
$50 seems criminally low to commission this level of quality content
@SuspiciousKoala2 жыл бұрын
Huh, thanks Commander! The way he illustrated his point was artistic! Gotta say, Steve, this video feels like you started with all the killer jokes and puns just eating away at you and waiting for the perfect frame of reference to use them. Seriously though, well edited Steve. This is one of my favorites for all the in-references and well-designed jokes.
@simondaniel40282 жыл бұрын
laughed out loud at the "I get it." "Yes, but, unfortunately... I don't."
@joearnold68812 жыл бұрын
5:17 Holy shit, Riker and Picard had a kid and it grew up to join Starfleet!
@oOOoOphidian2 жыл бұрын
There's definitely good critique of gender roles and sexism in tng, but I think Riker's part in that is far more positive than otherwise.
@peterlane13912 жыл бұрын
He does realize the Minuet example is terrible because the Holodeck comes up with a full jazz club. Riker clears everyone out and dictates his perfect woman to the computer. He's two minutes from sleeping with her by the time Picard shows up.
@Vilamus2 жыл бұрын
firstly, I absolutely agree with the video. however, the episode "a matter of perspective" casts an unanswered question on Riker's conduct. He is accused by Manua Apgar of forcing himself on her. Whilst that was not the motive for Dr Apgar's death, it is something that is dismissed out of hand. This episode either does Riker dirty or victims of that kind of attack dirty as well.
@TheSingularParent2 жыл бұрын
Troi tells us that Manua was telling the truth, as she saw it. So one way or another something problematic was happening.
@Bananahammock6812 жыл бұрын
The guy treated every woman he enjoyed the company of with the same respect he treated Data, with a little less 'androids bottom' caressing and a lot more canoodling. He enjoyed intimacy, so long as they reciprocated. I'd say he was less about the sex and more about the companionship it fostered, but I'm a smooth brain who knows nothing.
@DeadDancers9 ай бұрын
Favourite episode so far. “I WILL VAPORISE YOU! YOU KNOW IM CAPABLE OF IT!” 😂
@WheatDos2 жыл бұрын
The way you used that FRAME-ing device to FRAME Riker's point of view really changed my FRAME of perception on the whole PICTURE!
@Voodooray0072 жыл бұрын
Commander Riker: TO THIS DAY! TO THIS DAY!!
@Scipio4882 жыл бұрын
Commander Riker THINKS he's a womanizer. Who respects women, of course.
@andrewness2 жыл бұрын
This was excellent. Silly and highly entertaining, but always smart.
@eldergeek60772 жыл бұрын
I would call it showing evidence to the contrary rather than arguing that Riker is a Ladies Man.
@paulgunderson47212 жыл бұрын
When watching the episodes when they first aired, we referred to Riker as "the Captain's d*ck". Usually followed by a bad Patrick Stewart impression saying some like, "Riker, we need a treaty, go seduce that lady." ;-)
@Hawqis1 Жыл бұрын
Two thoughts: that crazy virus that made Tasha do Data, Crusher wanting Picard so bad, Riker got the virus thing and he had great control. There was (I can't think of the episode) with the robot things with the fountain and Riker was on trial for killing Dr. Apgar or something and she tried to show he seduced her where Riker was going nuts. Troi sensed no deception from the woman's testimony. Then the recreation of the lab blew up.