Is It Possible To Get em All?

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Claus Kellerman

Claus Kellerman

Күн бұрын

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@20RCH
@20RCH 3 ай бұрын
In Sweden in the 70:s the government had a commercial “Keep Sweden clean”. So they showed a couple of guys drinking beer in a boat while out fishing. And said “when finished your beer can, puncture a couple of holes so the can can sink to the bottom and not just float”… 😅
@diatonicdelirium1743
@diatonicdelirium1743 3 ай бұрын
That's good advice! Except for the waxy-plastic lining and toxic paints there's only metals that simply rust away.
@InternetzSpaceshipz
@InternetzSpaceshipz 3 ай бұрын
@@diatonicdelirium1743 Aluminum, and Tin doesn't rust. The cans are an Aluminum/Tin alloy. They'll eventually get covered in sediment/sea snow, but they'll be there forever.
@rodshoaf
@rodshoaf 3 ай бұрын
@@InternetzSpaceshipz They were steel back in the 70s.... And until the 60s they didn't have pull tabs... you used a can/bottle opener
@InternetzSpaceshipz
@InternetzSpaceshipz 3 ай бұрын
@@rodshoaf True
@jimmybob3756
@jimmybob3756 3 ай бұрын
This is the type of Claus video we want to see ;- Bit of gameplay in the background. Wandering commentary, Bit of education, A good old rant. WE ARE NOW ENTERTAINED!!! 😂😂
@timmcgreal8024
@timmcgreal8024 3 ай бұрын
It helps to have a FULL pot of coffee before the commentary! 😆
@turtle2720
@turtle2720 3 ай бұрын
That's the best Claus!
@robbyrocksoo
@robbyrocksoo 3 ай бұрын
Wow, 2 crazy games. The first game, at one point was 2 against 10 enemies. I would have thrown my keyboard on the floor at that point, but he kept fighting, and won. Wild. And the second game also, 2 guys getting ALL the kills? Insane. Great games Claus.
@johnsjoholm
@johnsjoholm 3 ай бұрын
Winston. Not Camel. Winston, delivering flavour twenty times a pack.
@bert2530
@bert2530 3 ай бұрын
And now I want a smoke 😮
@alex.mielus
@alex.mielus 3 ай бұрын
I'll have that Winston now, thanks.
@VetvsWorld
@VetvsWorld 3 ай бұрын
Everything in moderation, including moderation. 😏✊🏻
@Yawbus1976
@Yawbus1976 3 ай бұрын
I would go with Betty but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
@HumbugDandy
@HumbugDandy 3 ай бұрын
Epic
@therealkillerb7643
@therealkillerb7643 3 ай бұрын
If I recall correctly, the Flintstones smoked "Winstons." Winstons taste good, like a cigarette should! Edit; someone below already mentioned but I already typed it out so I am posting it anyways.
@charles_the_elder
@charles_the_elder 3 ай бұрын
Life expectancy 2000 years ago wasn't a result of diet. It was a result of disease, infections, war, and in a lot of cases poverty. As late as 200 hundred years ago it was considered uncouth for a doctor to wash their hands, and death by infections were rampant. When diseases like mumps, measles, chicken pox, small pox, and bubonic plague came through your village, it could take out a lot of the population. Died in childbirth was very common then, but is rare now. There are many historical accounts of people living into their 70s and 80s 2000 years ago but these were the people who could insulate themselves from the diseases that ravaged the villages and ate healthy meals because they could afford them. I personally don't care about organic food, but you can't use the life expectancy of 2000 years ago to argue against it.
@jgold2813
@jgold2813 3 ай бұрын
lol uncouth lacking good manners, refinement, or grace. "he is unwashed, uncouth, and drunk most of the time" (Why would a Dr. wash or not wash his hands) might have been, 1 you cant see germs,2 most places in the world did not have ez to use clean fresh water , avg life spans by year 1480-1679 48.2 1680-1779 56.6 1780-1879 64.6 1891 61.6 1901 62.6 1911 66.4 1921 68.1 1951 73.4 1961 75.7 1971 76.8 1981 78.0 1989 79.2
@diatonicdelirium1743
@diatonicdelirium1743 3 ай бұрын
I found some pebbles that nature readily provided, so I ate them. On a more serious note: try to get the unprocessed version of known edible foods, and always check the packaging in supermarkets. Anything with more than 4 ingredients is suspect.
@anthonyhowrard526
@anthonyhowrard526 3 ай бұрын
they are cracking to eat
@vonsmutt4254
@vonsmutt4254 3 ай бұрын
It's not Captain Crunch😢 it's Cap'n Crunch❤ the name of his boat is the guppy and The Flintstones were based on The Honeymooners😊😊
@LowryYT
@LowryYT 3 ай бұрын
Claus' british man voice is actually a killer John Malkovich impression xD
@davidbiren2062
@davidbiren2062 3 ай бұрын
Keebler elves have a tree. Fudge Stripe Cookies are back on the menu boys!
@johndoran3274
@johndoran3274 3 ай бұрын
My mom held me as a baby while smoking a Winston and spraying weed killer in the garden. She’s in her late 80s and I’m still here, both of us in perfect health.
@jameslanning8405
@jameslanning8405 3 ай бұрын
Tiers 4-6... Now you're entering my world! Barney's wife was Betty... Bam Bam was their boy. "It's cartoons, don't try to reason it all out!" The Flintstones cigarette ad today, would be an ad about chronic! The original 'sweet leaf!' You're right... Moderation is key. Too much of even a good thing can be bad. Except for chronic and chocolate! There's no secret to a long life... But, there's no secret to a short life! And HEY! Lay off the Cap'n Crunch! I saw the commercials, all those delicious crunch berries were being harvested from crunch berry trees! Have you lost your freaking mind dude!! lol! That's natural! How about the original meat substitute... "Beans!" Beans is good! Why all the fakery? Two guys got all the kills... Now you see what I'm up against! Teams of muppets, infest all the tiers in WOT, but it only gets worse, as you drop down in tiers... But at some point, you might reach the level of 'UNICOM,' like these guys did! A team of usual muppets... And really 'one guy,' who wanted to win! And the other assisted...
@Dennys854
@Dennys854 3 ай бұрын
Butter is good. Margarine is good, Butter is bad. Margarine is bad, butter is better. Aunt Jemima makes nothing today, she was deleted.
@michaelhislop4840
@michaelhislop4840 3 ай бұрын
She got PC'd to death.
@jgold2813
@jgold2813 3 ай бұрын
Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor. Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They're the modern stone-age family Yabba-dabba-doo!
@michaelhislop4840
@michaelhislop4840 3 ай бұрын
I think the world would be better off if everyone had Capt. Crunch once a week.
@hansvanhemert845
@hansvanhemert845 3 ай бұрын
Flintstones sigaret Brought to you by Winston
@Gola308
@Gola308 3 ай бұрын
Damn Claus..., You reaffirm things i've intuitevely known for 40+ years of my adult life. Big reason why i enjoy watching your channel/videos(s). I know that I suck at WOT, but I realize that It's just a fucking game, and I don't have all day to figure out all the dynamics of it. BTW, I'm a former US Army Armor Officer that commanded a tank platoon on the DMZ near North Korea, and after that, trained hundreds, if not thousands. of armor/mech infantry soldiers how to fight and win in the desert of Fort Irwin, CA, outnumbered, just following sound tactics.... OK, enough glossing, there's plenty of soldiers that were involved with real world combat in the deserts of the middle east that know far more than I do. I can assure you that most of them don't have time for WOT, but maybe I'm wrong...
@generalmelchett9934
@generalmelchett9934 3 ай бұрын
Spot on Claus, processed foods are best kept to a minimum, go for whole foods, natural states, minimal processing and packaging....giddy up
@TandemSix
@TandemSix 3 ай бұрын
25:45 ah yes, my favourite Roman Emperor, Clausius Kelermanus Caesar
@wartoga4248
@wartoga4248 3 ай бұрын
Dear Claus, 1. I am entertained. Mondaymorning mood passed ... 2. I recommend this channel now for non-expert lifestyle advice. 3. Please nuance your statement about what nature provides. Nature provides some pretty toxic stuff, including snakes, bad mushrooms, mondaymorning moody human lifeforms etc
@nicomeier8098
@nicomeier8098 3 ай бұрын
Wine actually is quite a natural beverage because fermentation of fruits is a natural occurring process, it just has been refined to make quality wine.
@allensanders5535
@allensanders5535 3 ай бұрын
I don't remember my T 34-85M having that bad of gun handling.
@mikedeaton6416
@mikedeaton6416 3 ай бұрын
Jesus that t34 drove me crazy between not aiming and driving around in a stupor.
@jgold2813
@jgold2813 3 ай бұрын
so crazy guy how many 12 kill games you got ? Just saying after about 7 kills i get more DAM i dont want to lose this then rng kicks in and almost always kicks my azz
@russwoodward8251
@russwoodward8251 3 ай бұрын
I just eat the cherry kernels of Cap'n Crunch. Totally healthy. Jack Lalane also advocated for eating things "untouched by the hand of man". He lived a long time. That first game was an ass kicker and I did not realize, until he scored a few kills, that that second game was a T-34. Really. Thanks Claus. 12
@willdodge200
@willdodge200 3 ай бұрын
I can remember when people were smoking in grocery stores while shopping. Butter was bad for you and margarine was good. Then it was margarine was bad and butter was good. Eggs good or bad? Changes almost every year.
@mr.barratt9930
@mr.barratt9930 3 ай бұрын
Getting real close to that 100k sub count!
@kylestoddard2881
@kylestoddard2881 3 ай бұрын
I believe that commercial ran for the entire six year run of the original show from 1960-1966.
@bushidok9180
@bushidok9180 3 ай бұрын
after seeing the full video, I agree with your rule of thumb hahah, very sensible. BTW, I thought you were going to troll us and he will lose xD
@davidlabedz2046
@davidlabedz2046 3 ай бұрын
I agree, a glass of wine, good fresh fruit, a piece of good cheese , yummy! A good WoT game today would be excellent!
@Def_01_RG
@Def_01_RG 3 ай бұрын
@Claus, chocolade is good for chickens (italien), you remember? 😂
@mikelewis4435
@mikelewis4435 3 ай бұрын
I remember watching that commercial as a kid, lol
@zaluq
@zaluq 3 ай бұрын
If you read Nina Theicholz , "the big fat surprize" covering politics and corruption in society since 1900 , how activists and power hungry elements formed the first political nutrition advice for the public by Mc Govern in 1970 . And all other countries followed the advices. And we all got sicker.
@springfield4522
@springfield4522 3 ай бұрын
Fortunately the boston cream filled donuts at Tim's are indeed found growing on trees.
@josephmeyer9411
@josephmeyer9411 3 ай бұрын
Wine, before modern times was safer to drink than water. The fermentation killed all the bad germs. That is why Roman army soldiers always took a cut from the vine and planted them where ever they went on campaign. You do not want to get the runs when trying to fight a war.
@Tito-gt2kk
@Tito-gt2kk 3 ай бұрын
I do catch-clean-cook anytime when I’m free from the cage of 8hrs slavery called work. And I feel fu..ing great! 😊
@charlietheunicorn5383
@charlietheunicorn5383 3 ай бұрын
Betty was the foxy around the town lady. Wilma was the one you took home to the parents.
@WadmanP
@WadmanP 3 ай бұрын
@12:44 OMG Beyond Meat!!! There are some interesting discussions about what the manufacturer had to do to turn soy paste into a meat simulant. Suffice it to say that you don't want that in your body after what they've done to it.
@Dpixtion
@Dpixtion 3 ай бұрын
The start of the second game where he’s missing shots high than low than high and low…. boy that looks a lot like one of my games….
@oleb.7146
@oleb.7146 3 ай бұрын
We got a captain crunch tree in the garden, it's marvellous 😊 and chocolate is good for chicken😅
@Properpeanut
@Properpeanut 2 ай бұрын
Nightshade grows in nature. Eat some nightshade!
@InternetzSpaceshipz
@InternetzSpaceshipz 3 ай бұрын
The average life expectacy 2000 years ago was about 35, but the number is reduced significantly from infant/child mortality rates, the actual average life expectancy of somebody who made it to adulthood was more like 45-60
@LowryYT
@LowryYT 3 ай бұрын
Gonna take Claus' advice and from now on, i will be eating only ingredients!
@offhamsterwheel2789
@offhamsterwheel2789 3 ай бұрын
i dont remember seeing Bety working outside the house. Also, remember seeing those JnJ Baby Powder commercials , those were common.
@wboyd33
@wboyd33 3 ай бұрын
Back in the day, we used to say that Mountain Dew was Dilly Parton boob sweat, so nature DOES provide Mountain Dew...giggidy!!!
@chifors2172
@chifors2172 3 ай бұрын
Capture the Base ! classic
@darby5987
@darby5987 3 ай бұрын
The second game was interesting. I was listening to your moderation about moderation but watched the T-34-85M game. Between 13:10 and 14:45 he took 19 aimed shots. Four were hits and the others tended 15 high. If they missed laterally they went right, not left. This isn't a real gun with machining flaws. It's a pixel gun. If the gun shoots high 80% of the time that has to be hard wired into the gun's soft stats. He moved from the hull down position. Thereafter he stopped aiming and started taking snap shots. They almost all hit. His hit rate went from 21% for aimed shots to 73% for snap shots. What? Bam! Bam! Bam-Bam!
@WadmanP
@WadmanP 3 ай бұрын
@11:00 Basically Claus is recommending you eat foods at the lower end of the Nova scale. So no ultra processed foods.
@JuanMendoza-sz8iy
@JuanMendoza-sz8iy 3 ай бұрын
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner...got a pterodactyl for a windscreen wiper.
@mudducke8
@mudducke8 3 ай бұрын
Captain Crunch! I love Captain Crunch.
@crazytrain2254
@crazytrain2254 3 ай бұрын
In 1976 Eattons catalogue they had asbestos ceiling tiles.😂
@Bearded_Tattooed_Guy
@Bearded_Tattooed_Guy 3 ай бұрын
He will carry the muppets, like a regular schmoo.
@stephenbennett9427
@stephenbennett9427 3 ай бұрын
Happy algorithm comment
@vincentwiddershoven2122
@vincentwiddershoven2122 3 ай бұрын
Ave Claus. About thinks that where once good and now bad... My old doctor, the old facion kind with grey hair and a sute, had a sigh on his desk saiing: stop smoking, it wil kill you." And he always had a pckh of sigarets in his shirtpicket. It always made me laugh when i saw him. Anyhoe... thanks for this great video and stay save out there.
@sargemarine3709
@sargemarine3709 3 ай бұрын
If he is like me, he will loose. LOL @23:13
@wretchedexcess1654
@wretchedexcess1654 3 ай бұрын
Teads, he wins or Hails, he loses. I called it Teads.
@YoungerFuthark
@YoungerFuthark 3 ай бұрын
Homemade bread may be 2 degrees from nature, but store-bought bread is highly processed.
@clausbohm9807
@clausbohm9807 3 ай бұрын
Birds addicted to fermented grapes ... ha ha ha! Only on the CK channel!
@diatonicdelirium1743
@diatonicdelirium1743 3 ай бұрын
Check out the elks and moose getting drunk on fermented apples!
@ParodyOfReason
@ParodyOfReason 2 ай бұрын
I remember seeing billboards for Camel cigs when I was around 7, so, 30 years ago. The ads were outlawed, yet you can advertise the shit out of prescription drugs with horrible side effects and alcohol all day long. DON"T SMOKE A CIG!!!! WE NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS PILL (which causes you to leak from your ass) AND WASH IT DOWN WITH A SILVER BULLET ( Coors) AND GO DRIVE!! (we say don't drive, but we know you're gonna drive)
@rosmundsen
@rosmundsen 3 ай бұрын
I like tier 6 because you don't have to load gold. And, Wilma Flinstone is hot.
@martinjones12
@martinjones12 3 ай бұрын
Top tip Claus....... not only does Captain Crunch NOT grow on trees (therefore don't eat) neither do bananas!!!!!! So we CANNOT eat bananas according to Claus!! ( for those that don't know, bananas are a herbaceous plant NOT a tree, bananas grow on plants, there is no wood pulp in a banana PLANT).........I thank you.
@jgold2813
@jgold2813 3 ай бұрын
you know you can smoke em right ?
@antonyreid7419
@antonyreid7419 3 ай бұрын
If only I could have a game like either of them.
@IamRealistic1
@IamRealistic1 3 ай бұрын
The Flintstones commercial was for Winston brand cigarettes.
@grouchomarx9419
@grouchomarx9419 3 ай бұрын
Digitalis purpurea is readily provided by nature - would not recommend having them for a snack.
@rockbutcher
@rockbutcher 3 ай бұрын
Amanitas of all types are also best avoided.
@lowtech41
@lowtech41 3 ай бұрын
The low life expectancy rate was from a high infant mortality rate...it skews the numbers.
@jgold2813
@jgold2813 3 ай бұрын
well thats true but in time of 15k years most will die from what happens over time with bad teeth cavs kills and with no teeth you can eat much so theres that
@MOJO-xi3wf
@MOJO-xi3wf 3 ай бұрын
Winston...tastes good like a cigarette should....no filter , no taste...just a chk chk...50 cent waste. That's what we sang in the 60s. 😅
@garythorstenson6783
@garythorstenson6783 3 ай бұрын
Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should. And I think it was Chesterfield for doctors, I believe.
@wingman1936
@wingman1936 3 ай бұрын
Three coffees everyday!! great commentary today.
@MichaelJSmith-us9cg
@MichaelJSmith-us9cg 3 ай бұрын
Barney's wife was Betty
@danielfietkau733
@danielfietkau733 3 ай бұрын
Barney Geröllheimer (Geröll=Rubble) und Fred Feuerstein. Don't know why they decided to translate family names but keep the foreign firstnames.
@RAMelloh-ij5sl
@RAMelloh-ij5sl 3 ай бұрын
Filtered Winstons for Barney and Fred. A pass/fail IQ test in very pack.
@fcprimaria
@fcprimaria 3 ай бұрын
11:08 I've never seen anyone refusing a Fadin medal before!
@jack-xf6il
@jack-xf6il 3 ай бұрын
Thanks Claus - great games - I thought he was going to win, even though he needed 2 shots to kill the SU. He should have backed up though, because I think he could out-spot the SU.
@mateoadames6703
@mateoadames6703 3 ай бұрын
Excellent
@russhendrix9674
@russhendrix9674 2 ай бұрын
Did you notice on first replay that out of respect the enemy artillery put his barrel up and allowed kill.
@allen2473
@allen2473 3 ай бұрын
We are entertained. 😂
@TheBitter73
@TheBitter73 3 ай бұрын
Claus: "Don't eat anything that is not natural" Also Claus: "Don't eat organic because people 150 years ago ate all organic and lived only to 30." Those same people never ate processed food. I think that is the lesson. Only eat manufactured food and you will live forever!
@Knowbody42
@Knowbody42 3 ай бұрын
I think chocolate is only bad for you when it has a lot of sugar in it.
@phlashtheband4939
@phlashtheband4939 3 ай бұрын
I eat it, then if I don't die, I eat it again. Worked so far!
@singncarpenter6270
@singncarpenter6270 3 ай бұрын
I thought the T-34-85M would lose because Bob.
@vonsauerkraut
@vonsauerkraut 3 ай бұрын
That's why German beer is so good no chemicals allowed hops malt barley and that's it 🍻
@generalpublic3744
@generalpublic3744 3 ай бұрын
If everyone is "thinking for yourself" then why are there so called "influencers" on social media?!
@emstiyeh
@emstiyeh 3 ай бұрын
Missed nearly all regular shells, hit nearly all premium shells
@lesvosloo5797
@lesvosloo5797 3 ай бұрын
Radium Tablets....
@pauldodge1071
@pauldodge1071 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, Radium toothpaste was a thing, "makes your teeth glow" (and fall out)
@92Koondog92
@92Koondog92 3 ай бұрын
OK, how many people had to pause this video to go watch the Flintstone cigarette ad (for Winston cigarettes)? Lol.
@RAMelloh-ij5sl
@RAMelloh-ij5sl 3 ай бұрын
It is difficult for some to moderate addictive substances, especially readily available nicotine products.
@darby5987
@darby5987 3 ай бұрын
Barney, Betty and Bam Bam Fred, Wilma and Pebbles
@flukeman022
@flukeman022 3 ай бұрын
That BDR in the 2nd battle wouldn't shut up!
@hansvanhemert845
@hansvanhemert845 3 ай бұрын
The restaurant I want to eat serves a printed Steak😮 No thanks😢 drink coffee as much as you want 😂
@alanalfaro1048
@alanalfaro1048 3 ай бұрын
I think the first one was Chesterfield brand and the second one was L&M cheers
@Kev49221
@Kev49221 3 ай бұрын
Almost felt like a troll when the video was paused. Almost. ...50-50 chance.
@zaluq
@zaluq 3 ай бұрын
Apples and banana in the shop are not what nature provided , sry we modified it to be eatable , steak chicken fish and eggs are what nature gave us.
@stogmot1
@stogmot1 3 ай бұрын
very enjoyable rant today 😊
@tedspeed3338
@tedspeed3338 3 ай бұрын
First guy: Just a regular shmo running all bounty equipment on a tier 6...
@GTFORDMAN
@GTFORDMAN 3 ай бұрын
the cigarette brand was Winston, i paused this and looked it up i had to watch it hahaha 😂
@amireplays3571
@amireplays3571 3 ай бұрын
The more I watch Clausybear, the more I think I want to marry him! damn you Clausybear for being married and me having a boyfriend!
@zippome
@zippome 3 ай бұрын
Captain Crunch Crunch Berries don't grow on trees? Ive lost my will to livem
@RR2BOX46
@RR2BOX46 3 ай бұрын
I don't want to leave a comment with these questions because it's just Klaus driving up 'interaction' points. - Crap, I did that very thing.
@alanalfaro1048
@alanalfaro1048 3 ай бұрын
Not Captain Crunch, Crunch Berries cheers
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