Is Jesus Calling Out To You? | The Atheist Experience: Throwback

[@party4keeps28]

Jesus called out to me once. I asked him for something and he yelled back, "Un momento, necessito mas platos para la ensaladas!" He was a really nice guy from Mexico City. Hard worker.

[@NoahofWill]

Clever

[@tylerstoakes4940]

Christian medicine: If you have a headache, take two Tylenol and pray to Jesus. When the headache goes away, thank Jesus.

[@richardmaguire9536]

I knew a neurosurgeon who ranted about that. He would spend hours using his skills and knowledge to remove a brain tumour from a child and the parents thanked God not medical science.

[@Beerglass1980]

Just walk into a children's hospital and tell me that there's a god.

[@Quinn37]

God feels like bleeding

[@God-ld6ll]

i am trying ok? 😭

[@arthurfleck629]

“God works in mysterious ways, you gotta trust him, place your undivided trust in the lord. When all goes well it’s him and you should thank him, when all goes poorly it’s because of his plan, it’s part of his design, so thank him anyway. He loves you and wants to spend the rest of eternity with you bla bla blah blah blah bla”

[@MarkoVukovic0]

Exactly. 4.9 million children die each year from preventable causes before they reach the age of five. Half of those at birth. What kind of loving deity would let that happen?

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

A cancer ward would do too.

[@Quinn37]

I have stage IV renal cell carcinoma. It is terminal. When I was looking for an oncologist, one suggested I pray, and start immunotherapy. I got a different doctor. I have no intention of sending my life begging an imaginary being to take away the disease it gave me.

[@Sundae_Times]

So sorry to hear what you're going through, Quinn 😢

[@diogeneslamp8004]

I’m sorry your life’s journey has taken this turn, but I admire your willingness to handle it with eyes wide open.

[@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2]

That sux balls. But like the others, I applaud your strength and courage. This is something that a theist cannot understand - a person who is not simultaneously waiting for death so their "real" "life" can begin, and yet simultaneously terrified of it, begging for the Sky Wizard that caused the affliction to change its (already made up) mind. When my time comes, I hope that I can face it with your strength.

[@Quinn37]

@@Sundae_Times everybody gets handed some shit. All you can really do is deal with it best you can, and focus on making it as good as it can be.

[@frndofbear]

I am so sorry. My best to you and fuck that ignorant doctor.

[@joshsheridan9511]

If i ever hear a voice in my head from a dead man, I'll seek professional help.

[@kathleenjimenez8968]

Imagine going to a psychiatrist and telling him, I’m hearing voices, I think animals can speak to me, etc, they’d commit anyone to a psych hospital. Yet they say, it’s the Bible, and suddenly they’re like oh yeah, I also believe that.

[@God-ld6ll]

i was calling you. duh

[@ojonasar]

Likewise. Especially from a fictional character.

[@WarriorOfEden3033]

I hear voices all the time but if I don’t recognize one that’s concerning

[@David-j8v5p]

Ir won't help you idiots medicine doesn't take and work trust me it doesn't

[@nmappraiser9926]

All the time, theism comes down to this - IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD.

[@lnsflare1]

Unless you're a major priest or apologist, in which case it's probably all in your wallet.

[@steakknives]

I'm an atheist. Afew years ago I had a horrible accident. While in recovery, my doctor told me, "well, you must have had Angels looking out for you". I immediately found another doctor. I didn't trust a physician who could believe if I died it would be God's plan and not their own fault. The doctor I saw the day later noticed a massive infection that the last doctor missed and sent me to the emergency room. I'd say thank God, but apparently it would have been part of God's plan. So either I defied God's plan or someone got it wrong. I'm fine either way, but a part of me really likes the idea that I defied God's omnipotent, all knowing plan.

[@tommystyx]

If Jesus is calling to me, tell him I'm an old man and don't hear too well so he has to talk louder. I can't hear him.

[@norcodaev]

Ahhhh, see, that’s the problem, my friend. I’ve been told time and time again by these insufferable theists that you have to listen with your heart…whatever that means🤣🤣 Conveniently they never explain themselves

[@dalecs47]

Remember this: Those who sell religion only care about having power over you and getting their hands on your money. Nothing else matters to them. Truth, morality, pro-life VS pro choice, children blown away in schools by lunatics with guns, NONE of that matters to the professional sellers of religion. Just power over you and your life and your money. That is all!

[@rbwinn3]

So you worship money. I do not want your money.

[@lh1673]

Well said, I deeply regret why I hadn’t notice this FACT as former believer😅I rather ask Jesus, why did you commend the poor widow giving her MONEY to the temple! Weren’t you supposed to say, Don’t give, use it for your living. I’m God I can support anything😅

[@dalecs47]

@@rbwinn3 Professional Christers want my money. They tell me so every time I talk to one. Money, money, money! Oh, sorry, I am supposed to call it Tithing? Sorry, my mistake.

[@Sundae_Times]

@@rbwinn3 Wow, epic strawman! That's not even close to what Dale said. Don't you ever get tired of lying?

[@nealjroberts4050]

​@@Sundae_Times They probably forgot to carry the 1 on their perfect equations 😂

[@canderson5098]

He called yesterday. He wanted to ask me about my car's extended warranty.

[@user-gk9lg5sp4y]

Ok, now that's just funny right there

[@albaniahenry-franklin2829]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alonsomejia1704]

😂😂😂

[@alonsomejia1704]

Thank god I’m atheist

[@Matt-y6c]

He called me to enquire about my burial expenses. Do he know something that I dont?

[@EmersumBiggins]

35 years ago I was in a bad motorcycle racing accident. I was helicoptered to a great hospital. When I woke up from surgery 20 hours later, one of the doctors said, “Wow, Jesus was with you”! My reply was to ask him what room Jesus was in. 😐

[@jpbaley2016]

I guess Jesus must hate you if he did nothing to stop or minimize the accident so you didn’t suffer from your injuries. 🙄

[@oskiepeppers]

Send the bill to Jesus.

[@EmersumBiggins]

@@JimCastleberry You should follow your own advice, Jim 😉

[@EmersumBiggins]

@@JimCastleberry People like you are the reason that Christianity is dead, Jimmy. So bitter and hateful.

[@tonyclements1147]

⁠Sounds like you’re the pissy one *Edith.*

[@charleslipscomb2567]

Cthulhu called me a few weeks ago. I told him to go back to sleep.

[@ralfhaggstrom]

And he said he is my saviour, jeeeesus .......................

[@alecmartinar6372]

Thanks !

[@God-ld6ll]

that was me. how rude 😭

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

Next time, call Aquaman. He defeats Cthulhu at least once a year whenever Cthulhu wakes up.

[@landsgevaer]

My dad had prostate cancer. He died. Hallelujah, thank you f*ing Jesus!

[@Beerglass1980]

Exactly! My father died of pneumonia,thank you f*cking Jesus I guess that was his f*cking plan.

[@Beerglass1980]

Exactly!! my dad die of pneumonia thank you f***ing jesus

[@gthomas3934]

My father in law died from esophageal cancer and suffered for two years with it. Then I watched a room full of people in his church praise the guy who gave him the cancer and called him home. I've had lots of friends in life and never thought to give them cancer. If my dad gave me cancer I would think he was a dick. My next thought was believers are fucking weird... Then their god gave me cancer. What a dick.

[@irenakovacic3281]

My nephew has epilepsy, can't talk, , can't go to the toilet alone ... thank you f*ing Jesus!

[@Beerglass1980]

@@irenakovacic3281 exactly! and they going to tell me that there's a god? That brave little guy nephew of yours doesn't deserve that at all. Don't you think the most powerful being in the world so called "god" can't help him not so powerful not so loving.

[@wynlewis5357]

And if there is a God, WHY does he want to hide from us ? Makes no damn sense at all.

[@MarkoVukovic0]

Logic and reason doesn't factor in the theist's arguments around this. They will say stupid things like "he's not hiding, he's all around us".

[@lh1673]

@@MarkoVukovic0And the Christian group I was in, was good in portraying ANGELS flying around us only while we go out to preach door to door😅to let us believe someone invisible around us are protecting us while preaching. But the reality was, some got bitten from dogs of those house’s😅

[@wynlewis5357]

@@MarkoVukovic0 Quite so. Why do you think the majority of people on this planet have been deceived in this way ? Do you think most people are gullible or is it the sheer power of early indoctrination - or both ?

[@Mkeusquealbby]

You know, free will and all that. Nevermind the people in the bible that god didn't hide from, they were specially exempt

[@wynlewis5357]

@@Mkeusquealbby Bible stories, mythical stuff.

[@KarlBunker]

" ... try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in ..." -- Monty Python's _The Meaning of Life._

[@Sundae_Times]

_...and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And finally here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors..._

[@MarkoVukovic0]

And: "Wear sunscreen" -Baz Luhrmann

[@Mr_Porter]

Spoiler: David didn’t call back. They never do. It’s ironic how someone who claims to have spoken to Jesus can assert that 99.99% of others making the same claim are mistaken. The contradiction is remarkable. What’s even more telling is when the hosts ask callers who claim an open line to God to call back with a specific message directly related to them. This request would be a clear demonstration of their supposed connection, yet the callers almost always evade it, instead resorting to vague messages like, “Jesus wanted me to tell you that he loves you.” or something along those lines. They know their message lacks the impact needed to validate their claim, so they pivot to something less concrete.

[@kidslovesatan34]

Yeah, the dishonesty and lack of integrity is remarkable. They're not doing themselves or the message any favours.

[@ronitsrivastava377]

To be fair, you can say 'it wasn't' Jesus.

[@lnsflare1]

I'm glad that Dhanvantari, Hindu God of Healing and Medicine, cured his cancer.

[@Edeskenney]

It’s called magical thinking.

[@mikedonoghues4018]

And solipsism.

[@topgunaudio7983]

What is it with smug Christian’s and that silly knowing chuckle! About to tell a whopper seems to spring to mind!

[@kennethsteinfield6104]

The chuckles are unbelievably annoying but I think they’re just a product of nerves and the lack of any good answers.

[@bmoshareholderappleshareho855]

When I was a teenager I read this very sad story in a magazine. The headline read, "I Will Never Pray To God Again." It was about this woman whose little girl was going to undergo major surgery the next morning. The woman said that she prayed and prayed and prayed all night long asking God to save her daughter. What happened? Despite the doctors' best efforts, the little girl passed away on the operating table. Her mother was praying to God all night long.

[@stevesand8845]

my grandfather was a surgeon, and an atheist, and the biggest reason why my parents and I are too…. and he used the word miracle ALL the time…. he recognized that when someone is going through such a horrible situation like a fatal disease, it can give them hope to know that what they’ve already gotten through is a miracle, which will give them the confidence the another one can happen

[@nealjroberts4050]

A reminder to Christian preachers. Bother to consider what 2 Timothy 4 means and why quoting verses blindly doesn't meet it. Neither does lying about science. Neither does lying about atheists.

[@Seticzech]

@@CarlHobson-zm2gk A reminder to ldiots: Atheists don't care about or hate any book or god as book is just book and gods are fictional. "Then claiming science is only for those who have a leftist ideology." WTF? 😀

[@nealjroberts4050]

​@@CarlHobson-zm2gk Is that the best rebuttal you can do? 😆😂🤣

[@nealjroberts4050]

@@CarlHobson-zm2gk Because you're not very good at English?

[@nealjroberts4050]

@@CarlHobson-zm2gk Prove I'm twisting it. Do you not understand what "be prepared" means? Or are you so caught up in your assumption that I have to hate it because you're the one who hates what they don't believe?

[@Seticzech]

@@CarlHobson-zm2gk The biggest leap for man kind will be, when we finally get rid of that bronze age superstitious nonsense, because it holds humanity back for millenia.

[@diannanagelvoortsaltz469]

“It may have been drug induced”….enough said…

[@shrews12001]

No. Jesus doesn't exist. Stop asking.

[@shrews12001]

@@DJ-Synth flagged for spam.

[@joshsheridan9511]

​@@DJ-Synthdoesn't and didn't are not the same.

[@Sundae_Times]

Anyone been following the news about the mpox outbreak? Another gift from our all-loving God? 😢/s

[@FloridaMugwump]

Yes, the sky is falling. Go tell Henny Penny.

[@Sundae_Times]

@@FloridaMugwump ?

[@FloridaMugwump]

@@Sundae_Times Good thing you still have masks for the next government shutdown. But what about toilet paper? Quick, buy all the rolls you can get!

[@josefelicianorivera4492]

Why did he have moses bring them ( mosquitos) on to the ark Oh my bad keep confusión jewish fairy tales & myths with the truth. Muy be turning christian 🤣🤣🤣

[@FloridaMugwump]

@@josefelicianorivera4492 Noah.

[@Gerryjournal]

I've survived 3 deadly cancers. Each one was because of science and the skills of surgeons. Never once did I think a god favoured me over the 30,000 people who die each day from starvation

[@angeloc8712]

@@Gerryjournal hope you remain healthy, happy and as smart as you seem to be

[@johngriffiths2637]

at 5:20 ish I think he's saying that he still considers faith to be a virtue. Specifically faith in God.

[@carter358]

@15:12 Only donate to charities that you have screened. Not all of them are honest. Not all of them see to it that the funds go where they say they're going.

[@kemat1090]

David is the most genuine Christian that I've heard in a very, very long time.

[@peterbunyan3924]

Lost me when he said "god spoke to me" 😂

[@DanTaurusAtheist56]

If a zombie man from 2,000 years ago was calling me then ill just seek professional help from Therapy 👏🏻

[@vladtheemailer3223]

Does he also go by 'Potential Spam'? If so, then yes. In fact, he calls almost every single day.

[@tonyclements1147]

I get his calls multiple times a day..

[@malalo75]

I LOVED this ! Thanks for the laugh!

[@dx1450]

Why doesn't this guy question why God gave him cancer in the first place?

[@JohnShultz-rd1ew]

I was called to Santa at age 4 , im now 67 and still have faith....

[@haydenwalton2766]

'i can't shake this feeling of being called' yeah, it's called narcissism. you can get help for it

[@Godless-Being]

“Jesus” tried to call me, but i sent him to voicemail😂

[@canderson5098]

He tried to call me but we were disconnected. Some wires got CROSSED.

[@canbest7668]

@@canderson5098 nailed it!

[@Sundae_Times]

@@canbest7668 I had Jesus on the line just now but he's hung up.

[@canbest7668]

@@Sundae_Times did you have to pay for Roman charges?

[@Godless-Being]

@@canbest7668n you nailed it too😂

[@onlyme972]

No, all I heard was a grifting pastor telling me what to do .

[@christopheraaron8299]

I don't believe this guy's cancer story. When asked about what treatment he received, it seemed like he paused and stuttered trying to think of an answer quickly. It didn't sound like he was recalling a memory.

[@myanbeach]

Why does religion make people think and state such ignorant, delusional, stupid things?

[@nealjroberts4050]

Because Religion is about controlling people's beliefs and it's easier to do if followers are not only kept ignorant but willingly do so themselves.

[@johna3607]

I gave myself to Jesus, and now he never calls.

[@WonkyDonkey3000]

His mum was a slut too. Pregnant at 13, I've heard.

[@diogeneslamp8004]

He’s Holy Ghosting you.

[@ApatheticFish3667]

@@WonkyDonkey3000 Nah, she was a victim of pedophelia. FROM GOD.

[@AXKfUN9m]

@@DJ-Synth Maybe call from a phone and not a book. 😂

[@AXKfUN9m]

@@DJ-Synth Because the bible is demonstrably NOT a scientific or even realistic book? Lol

[@amtlpaul]

Which is true ? 1) Obsessive spamming makes your belief system look appealing 2) Obsessive spamming makes your belef system look appalling

[@joshsheridan9511]

2

[@tonyclements1147]

A

[@tonyclements1147]

@@CarlHobson-zm2gk It’s hilarious yet a bit sad that you’re trying to imply that you’re the “far superior mind” in this thread.

[@tonyclements1147]

@@CarlHobson-zm2gk 🥱

[@joshsheridan9511]

​@@CarlHobson-zm2gkI bet that sounded smart in your head. Stop sniffing your father's moonshine.

[@ronaldpisciotta363]

I'm an atheist, I swear to God lol

[@joshsheridan9511]

I'm an atheist and I swear all the time.

[@yinYangMountain]

No, not after adjusting my medication.

[@adriansandoval1366]

I appreciate when callers are trying their best to be honest. This guy demonstrates his shock in his beliefs and still he was honest. Good for him.

[@slimjim227]

P.R.A.Y.E.R. Personalised Requests Always Yielding Empty Results

[@sidecarmisanthrope5927]

The queen of England used to talk to my mother in law. It all stopped when she took the right medication.

[@jonahyork2017]

This man said he had cancer of the duodenum and couldn't pronounce duodenum... Guess nobody told him what cancer he had, just gave him papers with his diagnosis?

[@Wes-x9p]

My grand daughter 6 years old, just had a second open heart surgery. Is this a second miracle? Or just another medical procedure. I did not pray to god, I paid the surgeons.

[@ApatheticFish3667]

Flojo: "If you don't like my posts, don't look at them!" Also Flojo: Has posted more than 10 times on this video. He WANTS us to see his wretched post, and can literally not feel guilt when someone almost kills themself. I'm fine, but what if I wasn't?

[@DulceN]

(Listening attentively) Nope, nothing, nada. No voices in my head, either… 😂

[@ngcastronerd4791]

I find the 'personal stories' callers the worse and dare i use the word. The most cringe. The stories are either completely ludicrous or completely underwhelming.

[@5555522255555]

If Jesus is calling you...seek professional mental help...

[@amtlpaul]

​@@DJ-SynthNo, just you.

[@joshsheridan9511]

​@@DJ-Synthnope, they reported what others had told them. That's called hearsay.

[@tonyclements1147]

@@DJ-Synth 🤦‍♂️ Same handful of writers that didn’t actually write about what you think they did.

[@tonyclements1147]

@@DJ-Synth Numerous people who should have written about Jesus who either did not or whom the Christians did not preserve any words include: Pliny the Elder, who wrote Natural History (77 CE), the oldest known encyclopedia. It has 37 chapters, spread over 10 books, and mentions hundreds of people (major and minor characters alike) - and yet, it contains no reference to either Christ or Christians. Pliny the Elder also wrote a history of Rome, from 31 CE to the then-present day (sometime before his death in 79 CE) with a volume for each year. This work, however, was not preserved by the Christians. Seneca the Younger's On Superstition (c.40 - c.62), which covered every cult in Rome, was not preserved. The only reason we know it did NOT talk about Christianity at all is because Augustine in the 4th century complained about it.[71] But if the book could have been as early as 40 CE then there would be no reason to expect notice of what at that time would have been a very small group. Despite this, Seneca's lack of mention was sufficiently troublesome to some early Christians that they forged correspondence between Seneca and Paul of Tarsus. Jerome, in de Viris Illustribus 12, and Augustine, in Epistle 153.4 ad Macedonium, both refer to the forged communication. Philo (ca. 25 BCE - ca. 50 CE): In nearly every list of people who should have mentioned Jesus but didn't, he appears. Philo had strong connection to both the Priesthood in Judea and the Herodian Dynasty; even if he himself didn't live in Jerusalem he had communication with those who did. Eusebius in his The History of the Church even claimed Philo not only knew the apostles but met Peter himself in Rome. Philo wrote a five volume account (c40 CE) regarding his embassy to Caligula and the events leading up to it and yet the volume that covered Pontius Pilate's rule of Judea in detail was one of the three volumes not preserved by the Christians, so if Philo did mention Jesus the Christian copyists didn't preserve it. Damis, author of Apollonius of Tyana, a philosopher and mystic who was a contemporary with Jesus. Celsius' The True Logos (2nd-century) is known only through Origen's rebuttal in the 3rd century. Froto, a 2nd century teacher, friend, and correspondent to Emperor Marcus Aurelius (121-180), wrote 'Discourse against the Christians' which is only known through Minucius Felix's Octavius rebuttal of the 3rd century. Juvenal, Martial, Petronius, and Persius, Roman satirists who favored topics similar to Jesus's story. Cassius Dio's Roman History has the sections covering 6 to 2 BC and 30 CE missing. Pausanias, whose massive Guide to Greece includes mentions of thousands of names, including minor Jewish figures in Palestine. Historians Epictetus and Aelius Aristides, who both recorded events and people in Palestine. Clovius Rufus' detailed history of Nero, which would have documented the active persecution of Christians by Nero, was not preserved. Papias (2nd century): Five volume Explanations of the Stories of the Lord (c 130 - c 150) which is known only through all too brief references and quotes. What we do have makes him come off as very gullible and that he knew of the apostles only via people who had claimed that they knew them. Hegesippus: Five volume Memoirs (c 180) that covered various legends about the early churches and apostles as well as a list of the first bishops. As with Papias known only through all too brief references but enough to show that any actual history had been replaced by myth and legend.

[@tonyclements1147]

The early years of the Roman Empire are one of the best-documented eras of ancient history; Jerusalem was a center of education; Jesus is claimed even to have had scribes following him and that the population at large was aware of him. Yet not one single non-Christian document written before 93 CE mentions any "Jesus", or even the crucifixion of a holy leader of the Jewish people in the 29-36 CE period. This includes well-documented records from the Romans regarding criminal activities and crucifixion records. “Jesus" (or "Yeshu" or "Yeshua" or "Joshua") was a very common name, with many contemporary troublemaking preachers of that name. But even with that in mind, nothing of relevance seems to exist or if it did the Christian copyists didn't see fit to preserve it.

[@ZOOFI57]

an appendicitis doc isnt necessarily an expert on duodenal cancer. duodenum is part of the small intenstine, appendix is part of the large. also neither organ is required for survival. anyway

[@Dunning.Kruger]

Basic education is missing with a majority of these callers.

[@mekannatarry1929]

On multiple occasions I've been hearing callers bring up them being "called to christ" at 5 or 6 years old specifically, I wonder why? Also I'm asking genuinely, it's not sarcasm lol.

[@dirtypickle77]

That's what the parents or those at church put into their heads. One woman prophesied over me when I was 5 or 6 and said I would be a preacher, thus sayist the Lord. After 40 years as a Christian, I'm now an atheist, and nothing is going to change my mind short of the God himself I dont believe in appearing in front of me.

[@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2]

Because 5 or 6 is old enough to sound like you mean what you say, but still so young that you cannot even tell the difference between an ad and a documentary, let alone call out the BS that your parents and literally ALL the adults in your world are confidently declaring as real. At that age, you could get them to be "called to dragons", "called to aliens", or "called to SpongeBob", FFS! F*ing indoctrination.

[@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2]

​@@dirtypickle77and I suspect that if that happened, you would seek a "professional opinion" first...

[@abrahamroloff8671]

When I was a kid, 5-6 was about the age you got out of the little kids ministry, Sunday school, whatever your community calls it. It's when you made the jump to the real grown up church. Don't know if that has an effect, but it seems like it could be related to me.

[@mattchartrand1100]

three quarters into the video Johnny puts on a beret

[@Bajwa39]

Actually religion gives you false superstitions like ghost etc.

[@lh1673]

He doesn’t need to call out to me in this moment, what he needed and needs to do was/ is RESCUED and RESCUE any WHO were screaming begging for help, if He claims he is God of Love or Almighty!

[@Karl-Benny]

The Bible is a super hero comic written 2000 years Ago

[@nitrofan917]

Why did God give him cancer in the first place?

[@jpbaley2016]

I don’t answer unknown callers.

[@Nodrodsky]

I prayed to God for years .He never replied to me even once.I moved on.

[@Ex_christian]

Same thing. Was forced into the Christian cult as a young teen, had to go through confirmation (brainwashing), then dad decided to become a professional liar. I used to pray all the time and NOTHING ever happened from it. I thought that he might have talked to me, but it was my own subconscious that was talking to me, not a make believe god.

[@Nodrodsky]

@@Ex_christian I would like more evidence.Still waiting..Have a great day.

[@jasonharris8486]

Of course the caller had a 'revelation' right before he had the surgery. When you get really stressed the brain throws up all kinds of stuff to help you to cope with it.

[@arkdark5554]

"…when I was 5 years old, I went to Anglican church…" Yep. This is what happens to you…when you are an innocent toddler, and introduced to the religion indoctrination. Gratulations.😅😅😅

[@Seticzech]

No, we are no delusional and we don't suffer with hallucinations.

[@Sundae_Times]

Vítejte zpět! 👋

[@Seticzech]

@@Sundae_Times Thanks. 🙂

[@beauthestdane]

No, I can confidently say that Jesus is not calling me.

[@clemstevenson]

My wife had to take a cocktail of medications, after cancer surgery. She still takes a cocktail of medications, because the op that removed the cancer meant that her digestive system was heavily compromised. If it had been left up to god, she would have died a long time ago.

[@hansj5846]

Why does the pope go to the doctor?

[@KkrunkK1992]

Dear caller, If you see this Indoctrination is a powerful thing. The same way you may view another religion as being indoctrinated, so is yours. It takes a strong mind to be able yo admit that. You’re close.

[@englemanart]

I like Johnny's hats.

[@bmoshareholderappleshareho855]

I have to put my seatbelt on because my car makes this very annoying ringing sound if the seatbelt is not fastened. Plus it is the law that drivers must wear their seatbelts.

[@johnatkins3017]

Yep. Doctors and surgeries don't do nothing. If he got well, Jesús did it, right?

[@russbroda7207]

This is one special guy that God looks upon favorably, and that likely is a good thing. Certainly couldn’t hurt.

[@Sundae_Times]

Aaron Kuntze has just claimed that Neal and Libby are the same person. I've heard it all now 🤣

[@nealjroberts4050]

What? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 etc

[@nealjroberts4050]

And they've deleted

[@tonyclements1147]

Claiming Neal and Libby are the same person is just…🤦‍♂️

[@nealjroberts4050]

​@@tonyclements1147 It was rather funny reading it. Shame they deleted the thread. Apparently it was because I pointed out that Christians aren't flat earthers which made me a cretin and somehow led Libby to defend me (in her usual backhand way) 😆

[@Sundae_Times]

@@nealjroberts4050 Yeah, both he and Libby have deleted their threads! 🏃‍♂🏃‍♀

[@smochygrice465]

Why would God have his son do the calling out, instead of just God himself? And a good Friday Morning 🌞 AXP Fans and Theists ❤❤❤ Peace Love Empathy From Australia 💪🤠☝️

[@snowflakemelter1172]

Jesus only calls the people in Christian cultures or who have learnt about Christianity in other cultures, shouldnt mass numbers of other relegiois followers be getting this call and why can no one who hasnt been exposed to Christianity by mans efforts ever receive any call from this God or Jesus ? Billions of people born in every non Christian culture from Ancient Egyptian, Greek, South American and north American tribes, Vikings, Arabs, African tribes all the rest had no knowledge of this god that is claimed to be omnipresent and the only creator of them all ?

[@rhzoom8749]

Jesus tried calling me but I got rid of my landline and even with his magical powers he hasn’t tried my cell

[@BlessYourHeart254]

Maximum solipsism to think that gawd healed you, but not all the millions of others who died from it 🤦‍♀️

[@1maulana]

Johnny p is my boy

[@Dan_C604]

I had another revelation: wear your F seatbelt, it is for your own safety! Geeez

[@ScapeGoat77]

If Jesus was a real guy, I think the last thing he’d want anyone to be is a Christian. He was clearly working to CHANGE what he believed were people’s incorrect ideas about “God.” People were so brainwashed that all he could say to them was “Love God,” instead of “Fear God.” Christians worship the idea of Power out of Fear. This is the very philosophy of what I would imagine a “Hell” to be. The only law is power.

[@RelativeReality7]

I sometimes wish it was all real just so I could witness "God" go completely ham on the Roman Catholics. Their practice is soooooo far away from what Jesus was supposedly preaching.

[@ScapeGoat77]

@@RelativeReality7 Absolutely, man. Real or not…all angels, demons, and gods live in the realm of IDEAS and PHILOSOPHIES. All religions worship the IDEA of the most powerful thing they can imagine, and call it “God.” All the “spiritual folks” think they’re pieces of the most powerful and beautiful thing they can imagine…and call it “Oneness.” One side worships “God,” and the other side thinks they are “God.” Physically true or not, nothing makes that any less REAL.

[@rudysimoens570]

If a good god would exist in reality, this man would not get ill in the first place!

[@Senzala_Spider_Man]

On the phone?!! No!

[@user-gk9lg5sp4y]

Well, jesua is dead, so...

[@markwoods4439]

What’s the difference between Jesus, Thor, Mithra! or Alia giving you a calling? And if it’s in your mind then it’s from you not a god. Because, it’s something you have faith in and believe!

[@cshubs]

If he thinks seashells were on Everest because of the flood, then he think the flood covered the whole planet AND was no less than 30,000 feet deep.

[@garthbarrett6067]

How about all those that pray to God to never ever die and then inevitably die. And then there is no heaven for them as there is no heaven.

[@nickburmanmusic]

I thought I heard the voice of god but it turned out to be indigestion.

[@kishintuchis7076]

JESUS AINT CALLING OUT TO ANYBODY. JESUS , LIKE ALL THE OTHER GODS , NEVER EXISTED

[@Gareth7]

I wonder if he would discourage his children to not have surgery for cancer because "god would heal them"...

[@WarriorOfEden3033]

He had a hallucination

[@johnsperry9494]

Scientists have calculated that if all water on Earth were liquified (polar ice caps melted, all mountain snow and ice melted, Greenland Ice melted, all atmospheric clouds and water vapor condensed, etc.), the global sea level would rise by about 250 feet. Not exactly a global flood. Sure, all coastal cities would be destroyed. But at 300’ elevation, good old Fresno would almost become oceanfront property!

[@RelativeReality7]

Tbf that's earths surface. They have found an amount of water larger than our surface oceans under the earth's crust.

[@Glasschin2.0]

@@RelativeReality7no they didn’t less than 5% is under the crust.

[@josefelicianorivera4492]

No I don't hear Jesús calling. Only the crazy screamimg hateful followers telling me I'm going to hell.

[@carter358]

This is what I've always wondered: if their faith is so strong and they're so certain this god is what heals them, why do these people bother get vaccinated? Why do they take medicine? Why do they go to the doctor?

[@freakishuproar1168]

David! Don't you hear Shaog Og Magthoth, the most unfathomable among the Sovereigns of Nothingness, calling to you from his prison plane of eternal ruins, clamouring across incalculable eons for your ululating devotion and fatally inevitable yearning to unleash him from his cage of deathlessness? Yeah, me neither David, and I don't hear your son of a sky monster either. Never have done, and I'm starting to doubt I ever will. I'm genuinely glad you got better David, but until your allegedly all powerful god cures everyone of c>ncer (or honestly, at least explain why he created c

[@dalex60]

How does one hear a fictional character from an ancient Israelite mythology calling?

[@dodo1opps]

I had surgery for Colorectal Cancer in 2020.

[@20yrsfarming]

It ain’t easy but it’s cheap To walk on water 2 inch deep.

[@youneedhelp6902]

What accent and language does jesus speak in....

[@Sundae_Times]

He doesn't. He's been an elective mute for two thousand years.

[@joshsheridan9511]

Given the way he's depicted in the West German with a Prussian accent.

[@johnsperry9494]

You want to know about Jesus? How would you like it if someone came up to you and said, “I love you, I really, really love you, but if you don’t love me back, I’m going to set you on fire. That’s Jesus. That’s not salvation, that’s extortion. And it’s definitely not love. It’s like a Mafia thug telling you to obey the boss or I’m going to break your kneecaps. If you can love that person, you have a twisted idea of love.