Is Keith Gay or European?

[@adorathea]

LYRICS! (ensemble basically means “everyone but Keith & Lance”) (PIDGE) there! right there! look at that tanned, well-tended skin look at the killer shape he’s in look at that slightly-stubbly chin oh please, he’s gay, totally gay! (CORAN) I’m not about to celebrate every trait could indicate a totally straight expatriate this guy’s not gay I say not gay (ENSEMBLE) that is the elephant in the room well, is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically, radically fae? (SHIRO) but look at his coiffed and crispy locks (PIDGE) look at his silk translucent socks (CORAN) there’s the eternal paradox look what we’re seein’ (ALLURA) what are we seein’? (CORAN) is he gay? (PIDGE) of course he’s gay! (CORAN) or european? (ENSEMBLE) ohhh… gay or European? it’s hard to guarantee is he gay or European (HUNK) well hey, don’t look at me (ALLURA) you see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports they play peculiar sports (ENSEMBLE) in shiny shirts and tiny shorts gay or foreign fella? the answer could take weeks they both say things like “ciao bella” while they kiss you on both cheeks (PIDGE) oh, please (ENSEMBLE) gay or European? so many shades of gray (HUNK) depending on the time of day, the French go either way (ENSEMBLE) is he gay or European, or-? (ALLURA) there, right there! look at that condescending smirk seen it on every guy at work that is a metro, hetero jerk that guy’s not gay, I say no way! (ENSEMBLE) that is the elephant in the room well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume (ALLURA) is automatically, radically (CORAN) ironically, chronically (PIDGE) certainly, flirtingly (HUNK) genetically, medically (ENSEMBLE) gay, officially gay swishily gay gay gay gay- dammit! gay or European? (CORAN) so stylish and relaxed (ENSEMBLE) is he gay or European? (CORAN) I think his chest is waxed (ALLURA) but they bring their boys up different there it’s culturally diverse it’s not a fashion curse (ENSEMBLE) if he wears a kilt or bears a purse gay or just exotic? I still can’t crack the code (PIDGE) yeah, his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy-toed (ENSEMBLE) huh! gay or European? so many shades of gray (ALLURA) but if he turns out straight I’m free at eight on Saturday (ENSEMBLE) is he gay or European? gay or European? gay or Euro- (SHIRO) wait a minute give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I’d like to try (CORAN) the floor is yours (SHIRO) so, Mr. [Kogane] this alleged affair with Ms. [Allura] has been going on for? (KEITH) two years (SHIRO) and your first name again is? (KEITH) [Keith] (SHIRO) and your boyfriend’s name is? (KEITH) [Lance] 
*GASP* (KEITH) I-I, sorry! I misunderstand! you say “boyfriend” I thought you say “best friend” [Lance] is my best friend (LANCE) you bastard! you lying bastard! that’s it, I no cover for you no more! peoples, i have a big announcement! this man is gay AND European! (ENSEMBLE) whoa! (LANCE) and neither is disgrace you gotta stop your bein’ a completely closet case! it’s me, not her he’s seein’ no matter what he say I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way you are so gay, you big parfait, you flaming one man cabaret- (KEITH) I’m straight! (LANCE) you were not yesterday ;) so if I may, I’m proud to say he’s gay! (ENSEMBLE) and European! (LANCE) he’s gay! (ENSEMBLE) and European! (LANCE) he’s gay! (ENSEMBLE) and European, and gay! (KEITH) fine, okay, I’m gay! (ALL) hooray!

[@oof8203]

"I'm straight!""You were not yesterday"

[@-superwholockin07-85]

(cue Lance smirk)

[@Eternal_Tank]

The best part XD

[@irinacd2537]

probs in lance's bed

[@daishamitchell9300]

I replayed that part over and over

[@catequintarelli2767]

lowkey looked like lance giving him head- tell me im not the only one

[@Philoishness]

'a man who wears perfume...' this is a gross misjudgement of Keith. dude hasn't bathed in 2 months probably.

[@one-berzerkerdove5573]

probably why he wears it in the first place...

[@n4cll]

it would make sense for it to be about lance though. face masks and a robe and all.

[@aaronaltringer8472]

true

[@Philoishness]

bc he lived in a shed in the desert hunting mystical energies

[@loryng3396]

Philo pffffffft BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@Asyipyip]

Homeboy wears fingerless gloves that's proof enough

[@elsiebell8968]

Bella Bear he literally sleeps with them on

[@taffyuniwxnna9533]

Homeboy’s looking like shark week, I’m not messin’ with that

[@lctterbomb]

everyone was wearing fingerless gloves *woah*

[@whiskratt]

Hey, I wear fingerless gloves! ...oH, wait

[@Vampbunny1987]

Asyipyip I'm gay too then... 😓

[@kashidean6874]

"That's not what you said yesterday" lANCE OH MY GOD

[@KaLa1865_]

KashiDean Keith: IM STRAIGHT Lance: You were not yesterday~ *claps INTENSIVELY*

[@ayansacid6330]

@@KaLa1865_ I laughed so hard that part. The song is So funny 😍😍😍😍😍🙂😂😂😂😂

[@KaLa1865_]

ayan sacid right! I love this song 😂

[@addicted2anime26]

'Well not yesterday' either way LANCE OMFG YAS

[@floatingfishes_6266]

THAT PIC WAS PERFECTTTTTTTT

[@tearay1073]

His mullet is a fashion curse worse than a kilt or a purse.

[@rubiedoll511]

Still looks hot tho

[@blytzbyrn4808]

Damn right they are! I'm a rare case of a female bagpiper, and as part of the outfit we have to wear to performances, we wear kilts. SO FAB THO!!!!!

[@blytzbyrn4808]

Mullets are sexy as hell. Keith's is, anyway.

[@lonelyfloatingskeleton1365]

Cupaholic Milo he works that mullet like no one's business

[@jjd.7177]

Cupaholic Milo Excuse u his mullet is wonderful

[@crimhuahua]

He's actually gay and east asian but I love this

[@graveyardgeese2984]

Yes

[@flowerchromosome8349]

king ratty yeah but he's of east asian descent. Well half since he's also half galra, but was born in texas. Lmao

[@dumbleduck5678]

wat???? none of those have been verified besides that hes part galra???

[@flowerchromosome8349]

Austin isfrowning savehim it's verified that he's of east asian descent as well as galra. We're just trying to see which east asian country he's a descent of. Idk much of why ppl think he's from texas besides his dad having a thiCC country accent.

[@jennyzhao9271]

He looks CHinese or Korean

[@theatricalwhore2157]

every fandom has one of these and it's beautiful

[@breakerbeams]

theatricalwhore ikr?? 😂 that's how you know it's a true fandom

[@zoenicoleoelkers9185]

*chanting in the distance* nico, nico, nico

[@BrusierWeight]

Zoe Nicole Oelkers omg yes

[@heartless2412]

'you were not yesturday' -lance smirks- that got me laughing xD

[@Adrian-cm7jb]

It's even funnier when you consider the fact the Keith Is the space Nico Di Angelo, and Nico is both Gay and European. XD

[@katherinegreyfeather1100]

Adrian OMG, you are a genius. So true.

[@spacemermaid3667]

This was my first thought!

[@miraculouswinx6259]

Adrian I screamed at your comment

[@ooin_otaku4282]

OMG!!! I can't believe that I never made that connection! No wonder Keith is my favorite because Nico was my favorite character in the PJATO series!

[@-boots-752]

Nico is Italian..

[@Asyipyip]

First of all: I'm laughing my ass off This is ridiculous Secondly, I actually do kinda hope they make Keith gay. Unlike Lance, he's never shown a real investment in girls, so it'd be pretty rad if they put a canonically gay dude in a kids show. A really good show, too. Also, Netflix originals have a reputation for pretty awesome LGBT+ representation. Making Keith gay would be rad tbh and awesome for young boys to see this cool, stoic guy who also likes boys. Like, ships aside, it'd be super awesome.

[@cooldad9370]

also Voltron is made by the same studio as legend of Korra and we all know how that ended.... I think it's definitely plausible that they could make Keith gay

[@Asyipyip]

+Steph S I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT

[@unicoransowo1435]

+Steph S KORRASAMI IS THE BEST SHIP EVER

[@dottochi]

Yes! This. And Keith was with Allura in the original, so it'd be hella cool if he was with a guy, Lance or someone else, in the reboot.

[@HibariKaname]

since Shiro definitely have something with the Princess (episode 11), its nice to see Keith with some guy, the best fit is Lance.

[@3dnygma]

the Gay or European legacy has finally reached Voltron :'j

[@ososans]

YES.

[@somebodystoppls]

I want to thank you, God and also Jesus for bringing this beautiful piece of art to the world

[@nix5705]

Ikr

[@nothanks4323]

Tru

[@nicoalbert9777]

keith is gay AND korean

[@bryshavacado]

Ari A. He's a cowboy baby

[@IoneMacaroninCheese]

Gay, Galran and Texan. The boy's got issues

[@ripsleepscedule7459]

Curry- ian

[@missclaire8673]

Does Keith Gay Or European?

[@envella]

I'm fucking ded. This is hilarious and the ending is even more perfect xD

[@tinynrp]

YES

[@kamakiriad]

Envella yes yes

[@ohmyghostness]

_(Ga(y)lra)_

[@reda4314]

Canon???

[@blujae6930]

Ko(gay)ne

[@leafy_artie]

@@blujae6930 YES

[@manucapa22]

One word ACCURATE

[@uhlaiuhs]

Yee

[@MagicallyMusical4EVR]

The photo from the fucking 80s Voltron was perfectly timed

[@Pebphiz]

I feel like literally every fandom has at least one of these. And I love it.

[@tnphotography2]

Keith looks like Nico Di Angelo. He is also gay.

[@strangename5760]

OMG THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE

[@kashidean6874]

AND LANCE LOOKS JUST LIKE PERCY JACKSON OH MY GOD MY TWO OTP'S

[@Idk-gn8mu]

YES YES YES YES!!!

[@balulu142]

Neena Borril and european

[@hadiyahprodz8572]

+KashiDean YES KLANCE FTW

[@menacingevilbacterium]

Is Keith gay or South Korean?

[@TheLigthMary]

I HAVE DIED EVERY DAY WAITING FOR THIS

[@astralprxnce5155]

if keith's gay in season 2 i'll probably burst out with: hE'S GAYYYYY HE'S GAYYYYy he's gAYYyYyYy

[@fern9315]

astralprxnce try for season 5?

[@PDMarchive]

Same XD

[@kassmorsing4569]

Update: Season 5 is over, Keith is still in the closet

[@xeeveeluverx]

this fits so well oh my godd

[@melissam9450]

IKR

[@misakistevens1722]

God bless I've never loved anything more

[@calltothekindred1147]

Perfection in a video. Loved how you got brought in the orignial.

[@oliviar646]

i'm crying it's so true

[@chloeburns-boily7590]

I really hope Keith is gay and Lance is bi so that the ship will become canon

[@cekesre]

Chloe Burns I hope

[@sarastanley2284]

Chloe Burns I hope so too

[@frizzrat1239]

It doesn't happen :(

[@nicodifictional540]

Is Keith gay or European? Never mind, he's Korean

[@avoo190]

Nico Di Fictional HES GALRAN

[@humanithink8177]

Can't you tell from that jacket and that hair? Hell yeah, Keith's gay.

[@anapuirseil9628]

this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

[@persi4303]

tHIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

[@mekshek7359]

my name is Keith and my classmate kept singing to me "is keith gay or european?" I thought they made the song on their own until i saw this in my recommendation

[@thefinalpam6347]

Is Keith gay or Texan Wot in tarnation

[@sillygooseenergy]

Yee diddly fiddly doo

[@justcommenting7790]

b-but...isnt keith korean?...but hes still gay of course

[@scouterlion5363]

just commenting he's texan y'all

[@pinkconstellations]

IS HE GAY OR NORTH KOREAN?

[@cieriie4149]

I'm HYPERVENTILATING this is too great

[@mysticalgalaxy375]

keith: im straight lance: you were not yesterday * cheeky grin *

[@blytzbyrn4808]

1:39 look at Lance. He's jealous!!!!

[@Visiblyunwell]

Honestly, had it not been for this video, I never would've found out about Voltron: Legendary Defender. And now that Voltron's over, I just wanna say thanks, Dude ❤️

[@CHRYSALISM]

"this is really sloppy but someone had to make it" fav

[@sh1dc4kk1td2]

Ok so, there is a bunch of this kind of videos on yt, but THIS is definitively the BEST SHARP WORK, SAMURAI

[@SparklyRazor]

Lance's smug smile perfectly timed with "you were not yesterday" made me choke on a chip :D

[@marquisdelafayette7482]

"does keith kogane gay or european?" keith is our little gay cinnamon roll lance is our little bi cinnamon roll they are perfect

[@haileybate5472]

that was a rollercoaster ride omg beautiful

[@twixgirl7023]

I love your profile pic!

[@haileybate5472]

+Twix Girl thank you!! plagg is the best honestly

[@twixgirl7023]

Definitely

[@nedrynthecheeto66]

Actually choked trying to not wake anybody in the house with my laughter

[@tinynrp]

I love this too much! i can't even. All we need is something like this for Lance.

[@moonlighttv9452]

I love that they couldn't actually find any footage of Keith flirting with any female from the entire reboot and instead had to pick stuff from the 80s version. I mean, that's saying something, right...

[@InsomniacJack]

Shiro: so, Mr kogane. This affair with allura has been going on for Keith: Three years Shiro: and your first name again is..? Keith: Keith Shiro: and your Boyfirends..? Keith: lance

[@cooldad9370]

I have watched this every day for a week why

[@mrieee00]

Why does the voice suit lance soo well

[@red5t653]

What's even better is that Lance is Cuban. The accent actually makes sense. Is that the biggest coincidence or what?

[@summerwoods3621]

I love how they had to get a scene from 80s voltron because he has no straight scenes now XS

[@KaLa1865_]

*inhales* *exhales* I have been cured.

[@DarkRedKitten]

Blade of marmora singing this for Keith xD

[@starshinesunny-official]

lol, I like how Lance is Keith's boyfriend

[@alexanimates6397]

"I'm straight" "You were not yesterday"

[@astroidangels3378]

I love when it went back and forth from the bonding moment idk why but it cracked me up😂😂

[@someonewhosnotyou6874]

Keith : FINE OK IM GAY Me : who's your boyfriend

[@starkid9502]

crying in the club, the old days were so simple (i love this lol)

[@plasmashocker6836]

Fun unrelated fact: I had a dream about this show.

[@poomvii]

Kieth: IM STRAIGHT! Lance: *you were not yesterday*

[@aibhaj]

2:01 “but his shoes are pointy toed” oml that fit so well!

[@kaalogiii4127]

I'M SO HAPPY THIS EXISTS.

[@Sunrise-bv9tf]

This song is perfect for Viktor from Yuri!!! On Ice

[@robinvanzoest5316]

Fist off: this is fucking amazing Second: when you're European and you're wondering why the hell this is a thing, but still laughing your ass off

[@uwu-hg6gp]

“So stylish and relaxed!” **looks at crop jacket** **sees how emotionally wrecked he is** Suuuure

[@BlossomoonWolf]

omg I love this I glad someone finally made this

[@gray2573]

Damn Shiro, read him to filth

[@firefliesecho186]

PLOT TWIST! He's gay AND European!? XD

[@liekesol]

Omg I can't stop watching this, it fits so well, also where is the original song from, from a musical or something else?

[@luvuberrymuch49]

Its from legally blonde!

[@liekesol]

Gena Anderson Ah thank you!

[@luvuberrymuch49]

Lieke de Bart you're welcome

[@KhyberKrave]

"so many shades of grey" me: are there 50?

[@rorisharp4389]

I love this so much, you dint even know

[@meganffydd]

this is synced so well im cRYING

[@lennmastodonte]

Allura: Keith? Keith: No thanks. Me: *Gay*

[@madisonmcglone8665]

Holy quiznak this is bloody brilliant

[@baumknuddler6960]

What the fuck did I just watch I love it

[@certainlynobody9287]

2:14 - Lance walked away. 2:16 - Lance walked away a second time Me: *replaying this two moments* Lance: GODDAMMIT JADE!!!!

[@claireburgess9767]

Omg! This is brilliant. I'm crying from how funny this. Very very good

[@saltwizard2034]

Oh no! The closet didn't open in season 3!!! In season 4 the closet must open I mean I can't get Keith or lance out of it!!!

[@lanechilds2692]

THIS WAS ALL I NEEDED OMG

[@sqeaksthedutchangeldragon3958]

Me (Before watching): Gay Gay Gay Gay... Me (after watching): Knew it

[@veng0v]

I CAN SEE LANCE WITH THAT ACCENT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jellyfish7273]

Keith: I'm straight Lance: You weren't yesterday Me: YYYYAAAAAAASSSSSSS

[@hannahscott1178]

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[@amnewt96]

the hurray while Voltron is assembling killed me!

[@johnnyrogers410]

thankyou for blessing us with this

[@J.ennahh]

Is it just me or were Keith and lance blushing in 00:46

[@kacchandeku4888]

I see it to

[@amazingnatalie]

When the only footage u could find of Keith not being gay was in old voltron

[@anong8959]

lmao the entire fandom

[@margoking8344]

The “u were not yesterday” part has me dead 😂😂

[@funkycarrot8356]

When you watch a video about Keith being gay and an ad literally says "this Friday" And season two is this Friday

[@vzamora7307]

when the only straight moments are in the 80's version (lol)

[@ashiiu12]

What a masterpiece

[@raythefangirl1339]

I wanta make a leglly blonde au now AND MY OC IS EALL DEAL WITH IT

[@metismomma]

oh gods! this whole show reminds me of heroes of Olympus like Keith is Nico di angelo, shiro is Jason grace , Lance is Leo or Percy Jackson , hunk is Tyson or Frank , and lodge is annabeth . for some strange reason I look like Keith after I cut my hair short.

[@metismomma]

stupid auto correct I ment Pidge

[@atlas-_-]

i think ive memorized this song by now. Ive been binging gay or european videos for the past hour

[@witchlightsands]

Im crying this is the greatest

[@TheRoadKam]

this is perfection

[@proudvballmom4142]

I LITERALLY GOT A VOLTRON AD WITH KEITH NARRATING JESUS CHRIST.

[@YungGreyvy]

Wow wow going from a super fucking sad edit of Lance dying because of Keither and THEN THIS is the best mood boost ever

[@KodaAlrinasIsthebombdiggity]

I love the fact that Kieth's still in the room.