Is Lightning McQueen trans?

[@Wise_Llama]

Bowl is that dude who's supposed to be an intolerant bigot but ends up being so likable that you can't help but appreciate his funny persona. What a tour de force.

[@cjlite0210]

*Faux randomly starts speaking French *

[@raccrow]

Incorrect. Bowl intentionally drives offensiveness to the logical extreme, parodying the intolerant bigots who actually believe the crap they're spitting. It is both dark humor and an unpackaging of casual racism.

[@anartapoashan5714]

@@raccrow There appears to be an excess supply of these parodists/dark humourists these days

[@pottern2296]

@@anartapoashan5714 But bowl is funni

[@anopirsten7565]

@@raccrow This is exactly what I was thinking when watching that video about Dark Humor Baguette made

[@riccardocirielli]

I actually believe Bowl is not a human but a god of Chaos, he literally changed opinion three times in one conversation while acting he was right all along. That would also explain why he talks about himself in third person lol

[@witchyfeltthat]

Bowl is the past, Bowl is the present, Bowl is the future. Bowl is always right.

[@namelessfaerie1302]

I came here to say this, his antics are eldritch I knew what he was gonna do the moment I saw him mention twitter labels

[@astracrits4633]

IMO he's some manner of fay creature--traditionally, those sorts of beings tend to frequently contradict themselves and operate on a different set of logic than humans do. This also implies that it may be possible to defeat Bowl in a conversation by spamming pictures of iron bars.

[@tumultoustortellini]

he reminds me of the god of chaos from Everyone Loves Large Chests

[@mariofann9000]

@@witchyfeltthat Bowl is the reversed 3 monkeys. He hears all evil He sees all evil He speaks all evil No offense nor spite escapes him, like a black hole of chaotic arguments.

[@elaenim]

As a French person I can confirm, I have to rant at least twice per day or else I'd begin to eat frogs uncontrollably and explode

[@diersteinjulien6773]

And one of those rants has to be against parisians and/or the RATP. There's a law somewhere about that.

[@nicktrains2234]

@@diersteinjulien6773 I think the rest of the universe joins in with the rants about parisians

[@elespada9058]

@@nicktrains2234 Don't worry, even parisians rant about parisians. Source : a parisian

[@boubaker7037]

@@nicktrains2234 Or the governement

[@imfabulous3707]

@@washada Welp, now I have to keep my behavior in check. Don't ever want to be called a Parisian

[@chav4340]

Bowl will enter with a statement that is so fantastically offensive on every level that it will literally take minutes to unpack the entirety of what was said, and then immediately follow up with something that tops it. It's like watching a real-life confusion spell, it catches people flatfooted every single time. Absolutely fantastic debater.

[@davipenha]

I fucking love Bowl's part (not reference to car's part)

[@MPHJackson7]

I think its called "being based"

[@Hazelnutz3]

then not like 3 minutes later he'll go back to being supportive. bowl is truly an enigma

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

The key to not being offensive is being offensive to everyone. And then doubling down.

[@poolturtle5772]

@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 as the wise Bowl once said “I reject you personally. I’m You-phobic”

[@Ratzz_z]

I like how Seraphina says she doesn't carry a purse while the sprite is carrying one

[@leirbag1595]

I hardly think gender would be much of a hassle for a species that can change parts of their body

[@darienwest4748]

I guess that means Honoré Blanc (inventor of interchangeable parts) unintentionally invented transgenderism

[@cpte3729]

@@darienwest4748 God did when he invented Gender Dysphoria

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

@@cpte3729 And the Lord said unto humanity: "oops"

[@AbandonedVoid]

I mean, we have sexual reassignment and people still struggle with it

[@leirbag1595]

@@AbandonedVoid Yeah but it's a lot more complicated for us than changing a piece of machinery, to be fair

[@pottedplant37_]

Does the phrase "Is Lightning McQueen trans" imply that at one point he was a human and became a car?

[@SpringDavid]

Like Thomas the train?

[@adopted996]

@@SpringDavid THOMAS WAS HUMAN??

[@DiamondBrickZ]

@@SpringDavid WHAT.

[@cpte3729]

one joke

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

@@SpringDavid _Listen here buckaroo you can't just not explain this and leave_

[@RavenWinter]

I am both utterly baffled and amused at Harry’s knowledge of Pixar’s Cars franchise.

[@jermasus]

Makes sense, there are no people for him to hate

[@deki9827]

@@jermasus oh no that's bowl, Harry just hates lawyers (and gringo's step-father)

[@mikaeleulrichzagetapoc2022]

@@deki9827 isn't gringo's step father a lawyer? correct me if I'm wrong

[@Locityy]

“Lightning McQuen cannot be trans. He is far too fast to have been born a Woman.” Not even a minute in and Harry has me laughing so hard my stomach hurts. God I love this channel.

[@yurooasa1463]

666 likes bruh

[@Locityy]

@@yurooasa1463 WAIT WHAT HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES?

[@Locityy]

@@yurooasa1463 AND FBI LIKED MY COMMENT YOOOOOO

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

3:36 _"He obviously castrated himself to alleviate his sexual urges and focus more on what's important: Winning"_ Perfectly attributed - Most Von Karma line I've ever heard. He's probably speaking from experience too.

[@prosecutorwalton]

fuck it this is a canonical von Karma fact now

[@Robin_Glorb]

​​@@prosecutorwalton but he has a daughter and a wife...

[@KarmaBlueTrue]

@@Robin_Glorb No one said he couldn't have done it after his daughter was born.

[@sleepyexe644]

12:11 i would like to thank Bowl for respecting people's identities before discriminating against them. truly very thoughtful of him :D

[@cpte3729]

Trans Inclusionary Radical Misogynist

[@eglago3088]

"Profestional have standard" - Crazed gunmen

[@clemente3966]

Well, to respect everyone, you gotta discriminate them equally, so no gender disrespect. It's like treating people in wheelchair equally as anyone to show respect. You gotta kick them, spit shit on them and /or other things if you do those things towards everyone already. It would be rude not to include them.

[@minignoux4566]

@@eglago3088 He's not a crazed gunman! He's an assasin!

[@mangaprofilepicture5820]

@@cpte3729 Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

[@Greenley013]

"Here at B.B.B (Bowl's Bigotries & Bollocks) we take the identities of our customers very seriously to ensure that we can discriminate them accurately for an optimised experience" I knew when FC went on about those men vs women crashing statistics it opened the door for Bowl and he did not disappoint.

[@TigasMen]

"We take the identities of our customers very seriously to ensure that we can discriminate them accurately, for an optimised experience" Professionals have standards

[@legateelizabeth]

I choose to believe that nobody knew Seraphina was trans up until she admitted to not having a car part and absolutely nobody reacted to this news. Also Harry's knowledge of the cars movies is... disturbing.

[@aaronstephen3058]

I also choose to believe this fact about Seraphine.

[@Terumimi]

I also choose to believe this

[@8bitwiseman]

Same

[@Dashie04]

I now accept this as fact.

[@eksprestren]

Harry himself is mostly disturbing.

[@angusmarch1066]

"Transgenderism and Cars. A dangerous subject to the unitiated. But we ARE initiated. Arent we, Bruce?"

[@PauloRomanini]

"It's Caitlyn now."

[@angusmarch1066]

@@PauloRomanini +1 sub. That was too flawless.

[@brentramsten249]

'why would the transformers want to be perceived as trans?!' ive honestly lost track of how many layers of sarcasm were in by this point...

[@cosmicstrawberry7579]

as a trans person i can confirm i never had, have or intend to have any car parts

[@SkeithSheep]

Same

[@yata3826]

Source?

[@SkeithSheep]

@@yata3826 i see it in my dreams

[@SpringDavid]

Is your name Ursula?

[@cosmicstrawberry7579]

@@yata3826 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHqreqqBd5uYhMU

[@r.i.g.2306]

I love Bowl's character arc through the series. Seeing how in "Should we say "Latinx"?" He states at 04:06 how one must either be more transphobic or more racist at any given moment. Seeing how nobody is good enough to be both at the same time. Yet Bowl, through rigorous training has finally managed to become good enough! As he states in 12:31 in this video. Truly an exemplary work regarding character development.

[@calb6109]

cannot wait for bowl to discrimate against the very fabric of existence itself

[@davipenha]

That's why Bowl is Bowl

[@Azelf89]

You mean 11:56. 12:31 just cuts to Gringo asking what’s going on.

[@GanyuSimpingDegenerate]

Bowl is a chad

[@kwoeneubwien3iw242]

He also said that the word "Latinx" allows him to be transphobic and racist at the same time, which means that since that argument he's been looking to discover how to be transphobic and racist at the same time, and at the end he found that the answer was right in front of his eyes. Truly an emotional story

[@yurooasa1463]

Your ability to turn seemingly stupid questions into hot and engaging debates is admirable, keep up the good work Frenchie!

[@random_corner5376]

I think everyone has the power to turn a simple argument or whatever in to a philosophical and complex debate like this…mankind is the only animal that does that and the reason why is that we are thinking aloud…it’s a very bizarre behavior that opens a can of worms if you really think about it

[@yurooasa1463]

@@random_corner5376 Indeed, but what's intriguing it's that they manage to actually make it interesting. If other fellas were discussing about this shit they would probably just say pretentious stuff without much elaborations.

[@yurooasa1463]

Bufoon sounds like spoon, Funny.

[@drippedoutlawyer8166]

@@yurooasa1463 Funny indeed

[@LaCabraAsada]

@@random_corner5376 I remember having a stupidass argument with someone, if you can even call it an argument. So some random guy said something along the lines of "They're talking about...." and then someone corrected them saying it's "they" not "they're" and when I tried to explain to them how present participle works, they said that "no one asked for an english teacher" like bitch, it's not my fault you failed 4th grade english class, I was just trying to be nice and explain it, then some other people joined in and it became a stupid fight all because someone had written a sentence.

[@xenon8927]

every time I see a trans person say MTF I'm just like "damn they're mobile task force?"

[@sweetsadsiren5569]

Asked one of my close good friends and he said “That is the end goal” and that it would be “very gender” before he slammed into a glass door

[@thexenosaiyan]

@@sweetsadsiren5569 God I love this comment section

[@sweetsadsiren5569]

@@thexenosaiyan bitch is neither a force or mobile but damn are they trying

[@AlfurAldric2211]

But where are the NTF at?

[@EnergyBurst2]

same

[@SunDry_Marchy]

He's not dragging, he's rushing I WAS NEVER THIS THANKFUL FOR ADVERTS ON KZbin I HAD JUST ENOUGH TIME TO LAUGH IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM HAHAHA

[@theenduriangamer5509]

Bowl is a fuckin treat for somehow pulling off ripping on Racism and Sexism without being (terribly) racist or sexist. We all know it's a joke, and I love the guy for it. Meanwhile Harry makes everything that much better, no matter what that thing may be. I love your friend group, man.

[@frenchbaguetteintelligence]

The official gender of a car is "vroom vroom". Le jour viendra quand j'arreterais de faire des fautes basiques d'ortographe...

[@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo]

haha car go vroom

[@MrWicked3]

Vroom Vroom!

[@hubertbdlb2228]

there's a typo at 2:48 "Alors la pièce qu'elle a perdu c'est ça tête" it's "sa" not "ça" :p

[@frenchbaguetteintelligence]

@@hubertbdlb2228 Yes...

[@Extreme11]

You can talk about the most nonsensical shit and it’s lovely to watch, amazing content

[@ellemackilligan7513]

I’d love to see you guys in an escape room, FC is sherlocking through the clues, Seraphina and Caffeina are having fun playing with puzzles, Gringo has passed out from exhaustion, Bowl is trying to eat his way out of the room, Harry is observing the specimens from his surveillance room, good times :D

[@lighthouse3138]

Harry'd experience on his friends, FOR GREAT SCIENCE!!!

[@thesquishedelf1301]

Somehow Bowl solves most of the puzzles in the room by dropping crumbs on Gringo, too

[@Zoe-hb2oj]

@@lighthouse3138 IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

[@minecraft_gamer_girl7939]

Just what I needed before bed , Harry arguing about whether a fictional car is trans or not .

[@thetheory6159]

I mean Bowl isn't exactly wrong. As a frenchman, with frenchman friends, and a frenchman family, literally everyone I know ends up having a big venting rant every once in a while, even if it's about something dumb ; nobody can actually figure shit out one thing at a time, including me. It just has to boil until we blow up about one thing in particular, that may not even be related to our state of agitation.

[@PinguinKeks]

Maybe I should become french

[@GanyuSimpingDegenerate]

Bowl is never wrong

[@n_aniki]

I rant about stupid stuff everyday. Maybe I am French

[@nathanevans1382]

What you're experiencing is a common disease known as HUMANITY, it's a very tricky concept that can be very hard to understand and if you catch it you'll be more susceptible to other diseases such as stupidity and arrogance, but hey, at least your ranting has nothing to do with being French.

[@eneffetimangeegg1495]

What we can confirm is that lightning McQueen is fast

[@Terumimi]

We can also confirm that Lightning McQueen is a car

[@Wheagg]

@@Terumimi and most importantly, that he has no headlights.

[@ClaireSunshine]

Bowl is a true power house of a man, Misogynistic even to us Trans Women. This is the real gender equality we all strive for!

[@velvetphi]

Honestly he's an icon.

[@MfwPrivate]

@Andrei Salvaleon bowl is bowl.

[@cytrussToo]

Trans inclusionary radical missogynist

[@bowlmrbowl5503]

@Andrei Salvaleon the crash wasn't an accident.

[@orishina8169]

@@cytrussToo That's gold.

[@PoIy178]

This is fucking amazing, there is literally no other way to describe this

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

This one's one of my favourites honestly. Such drama, such intellect, such burns (8:51-9:14)! Not to mention the editing. Truly a historical work of great significance that answers a philosophical question we've all thought about.

[@nyx7694]

Even ignoring the existence of non-op trans folks, I'm inclined to side with Harry. As cars are manufactured, and non-reproductive, gender is purely a decorative choice of self-identification, and McQueen has stuck by *his* guns for the duration of the franchise. That said, I will say Harry's originaly argument also holds some appeal to me. An asexual castrati for the sake of race performance, with some leftover romantic attraction, makes for a more compelling story than the "obligatory het romance arc" so taken-for-granted by big Hollywood movies on a near universal level. That said, for a final bit of spice to throw in the stew, I posit that McQueen is, in fact, a pre- or non-op transmasc who has simply been gendered correctly through the franchise. EDIT: I posted that final paragraph with less than two minutes left in the video, only to see it become the consensus opinion. You and yours are truly a sight to behold.

[@Marc-rw3dd]

Interesting argument, unfortunately, I don't know what any of these words mean

[@nyx7694]

@@Marc-rw3dd wanna learn?

[@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028]

Interesting argument, however consider this: If a car reproduces asexually, why would it need a car part in the first place that boosts a "sexual drive" that isn't usable? The castration metaphor cannot be accurate because losing his car part doesn't actually do anything to his sexuality, which shouldn't exist in the first place!

[@nyx7694]

@@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028 nah, that's the thing. They can't be both true at once. Either Harry's first theory (castrati) *or* his second theory (purely decorative gender) can be true, not both.

[@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028]

@@nyx7694 hmm, but the purely decorative gender also raises another question : if it's purely decorative, why do relationships in the cars universe tend to be heterosexual despite the lack of "practicality" heterosexuality usually brings irl? To do you one better: how did gender even come to exist in the first place if it cannot be derived at all from sexuality?

[@tacosanchez28]

I love how caffeina says to Harry “You chose to disagree on McQueen’s gender, and agree to be sexist”, the next word Harry says is “Yes”

[@Zoe-hb2oj]

LMAO WAIT YEAH, THAT HAPPENED WTF

[@lizardslizard3012]

I'm so utterly confused like Gringo, but I'm so fascinated at this conversation. This is nothing short of amazing.

[@Sagaan42]

I adore this. This channel does it all, from actually thought provoking arguments to pure comedy gold. This is more of the latter, and probably the most fun I've had watching a video in a while. It's been a while since I've seen actual JOKES on this website instead of braindead memes and level zero humor.

[@kubikim]

You took the words outta my goddamn mouth. I fucking love this channel

[@brustona2173]

ive always wanted to argue with people over the meaningless things. a shame those servers are hard to come by.

[@avian1]

"Because he's not dragging; he's rushing." That one statement took me by my collar and threw me back into jazz band.

[@totembeaver1587]

I want to have a group of friends like this. Getting a friend should be a good beginning

[@ibgh0549]

Hey Mate😳

[@nametab6415]

Alright gang, who's setting up the Discord 😳

[@magefurst9980]

Sup

[@nope9754]

Same, buddy.

[@velvetphi]

This is exactly the kind of dynamic I strive to achieve in my life.

[@-tweeomoz-1786]

At 3:55 His argument is also flawed because there’s a scene where Lightning checks out Sally’s ass tattoo

[@deki9827]

Harry did say that She's a Porsche and everyone likes Porsches regardless of gender or sexuality.

[@PinguinKeks]

@@deki9827 so why'd he only look interested when he saw the ass tatoo dafuq

[@deki9827]

@@PinguinKeks Porsche my friend, they're a different breed...

[@redeye6598]

@@deki9827 So a Porsche is like Ryan Reynolds then?

[@deki9827]

@@redeye6598 you're getting it mate. You see a Porsche and your brain goes mmm

[@pkt0827]

FC: "name one trans person with car parts" Bowl: "Ursula" FC: "who the hell is Ursula" Bowl: "I don't know" now that's a certified Bowl classic

[@astor_25]

“I panicked”

[@tatohayanami9156]

@@astor_25 I shitted my pants

[@tatohayanami9156]

Still want to know Ursula

[@bugbear2357]

same energy as Edgeworth's "I was hoping to come up with an objection while I was objecting...I didn't"

[@rianmela3825]

Can someone give timestamp for this

[@pradawithano]

Of all the people to play a major role in this episode, I was not expecting Harry.

[@RandomOrdinary_Girl_6123]

Seeing FC argue with himself is gold, especially with the visual of him lecturing two doppelgängers at 6:27 who are obviously tired of it.

[@RyougiVector]

I loved that bit especially since that encapsulates how I feel when I monologue and change minds while doing so

[@roselily20062]

I love how they all glossed over FC calling Transformers flat earthers.

[@SheerSniper7]

Where FC tends to have pretty curated opinions on something (or is at least able to provide evidence to a claim), Bowl just says whatever and gladly keeps digging the holes he puts himself in. He has no intention of proving something right or wrong, just throwing things out to confuse people like a handful of sand into the eyes. These two are the beautiful opposites of the same coin.

[@Therevengeforget]

FC: *makes the best argument you've ever seen in your life* Bowl: *makes the best shitposty contrargument that just doesn't make sense*

[@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo]

i already am dying with laughter and I haven’t even started watching the video

[@cl0p38]

Okay, this is your funniest video ever! I lost it when Bowl explained his bigotry business model LMAO Couldn't stop smiling throughout the whole thing

[@SamE-mh4ki]

Was worried about transphobia when I saw the warning, but I’m glad that this was all just useless fun and not any actual hatred. Love your content dude!

[@AnkhAnanku]

The dedication to shitpost-level logical inconsistency really helped me absolutely nothing seriously

[@SamE-mh4ki]

@@AnkhAnanku Yeah, like bowl saying that he likes the term Latinx because it helps him be both transphobic and racist- But the second that the Lightning McQueen was theorized to me mtf, Bowl uses she/her pronouns.

[@EternalTheMandarinGoddess]

I was actually worried about the opposite, thinking this would be some annoying SJW crap. But i was pleasantly surprised! This dude is amazing.

[@baanbabaan3963]

This is the type of pseudo intellectualism I didn’t know I needed in my life. Thank you all for your critical insight into our most troubling modern societal issues.

[@OneManCast]

This isn't pseudointellectualism, this is god tier philosophy. Wise Crack can shove it.

[@Tonatsi]

The best part is how this actually follows like an Ace Attourney Trial

[@erato4362]

I appreciate the tact w/ which yr group were able to handle this subject matter in a joking way, the fact you had a trans person there during the conversation & a surprising grasp on the surrounding terminology took it a long way (especially impressive was Bowl the clown bigot actually gendering McQueen respectfully in his MTF what if scenario). Seeing people can joke around abt this sort of subject matter in this way helps me feel a lot more humanized & comfortable, so thanks 💗.

[@mazebean5200]

I love the debate between faux cul and faux cares, I hope one day I can met all the faux that exist throughout the multiverse and watch a movie about them debating with other villains together

[@leophyte9663]

Faux cares man: Into the faux care verse

[@TheWildChallenger101]

The fact that y'all somehow managed to turn such a ridiculous question into a legitimately engaging debate is impressive enough, but the insanity and chaos that goes along with it was enough for me to basically be in the same boat as Gringo even with the context in front of me x"D Also Bowl never fails to make me wheeze of laughter. The sheer audacity of this man gets me every time lol

[@chewysocks]

trans person here-im glad that everyone managed to make this argument unoffensive and hilarious at the same time.

[@ellieofthebeast7952]

Bowl is very offended you took no offense to this

[@gabbsxoxo]

Once again, French Baguette Intelligence thinks about a question that nobody asked, but gives an answer that everybody wants to know.

[@foamerr]

FC finally fighting against his second worst nightmare after the frenemy. Himself. Also, poggers AAI ost.*

[@thomasr11]

How many gears a car has in their transmission isn't our business. Let McQueen live however they want.

[@alexraniszeski6856]

I love these joke debates like this one and the Twitter Bios video. They're a fun way to break up the more serious and thought provoking topics.

[@lyraenza]

The way Gringo randomly shows up, wondering what in the world is this conversation, is the best part of the video.

[@SrKing-dm4ku]

Classic as always, great banter and a fun argument to boot! That whole "how many poor women's purses have you stolen exchange" reminds me of that scene in Jojo where the cool hat man say "How many poor women have you killed" and the vampire says "idk, how many breads have you ate?"

[@toadssugar]

I love how you went on a rant about something not related (when it was said, a connection was found later) but in your "another typical french vs. english debate" you said that you were short because you stayed on topic anyways good video

[@RhoneM]

As a trans woman, I can confirm we do not have car parts. I lost mine in the great Ford vs Ferrari war *stares off in a Vietnam style flash back*

[@mira-zv1ug]

an increase in speed limit can increase number of crashes on a road though. if something were to go wrong that would result in a crash the braking distance of the car (that is, the distance the car travels while braking before coming to a stop) is longer at a higher speed due to the force required to stop the car increasing. this alongside the fact that going faster decreases the time you have to react to the aforementioned thing going wrong, increasing the distance you travel *before* you apply the brakes

[@-hello6177]

The person can still cause damage or even loss of life under the first scenario of the braking, it is very possible for the reckless driver to be alive by the end of an accident due to braking but there to be other victims, at least if that person is dead they have no risk of causing something like that again

[@thesquishedelf1301]

Thing is, from the moment we learn to run, humans learn how far ahead to look for relevant information at various speeds. Someone driving fast is subconsciously planning further ahead in time than the person driving slow, as there is less redundant information that the brain is reprocessing.

[@mira-zv1ug]

both valid points also^^

[@JazzTheLass]

"Lemme show you what happens to French queens" _dies_

[@elizathegamer413]

wow this is so lovely, an argument about if someone is trans without transphobia, i live for it

[@elizathegamer413]

i mean obv bowl is, but other people arent, how nice

[@tannie7655]

@@elizathegamer413 ?? no he not??

[@elizathegamer413]

@@tannie7655 wha? I know bowl is mostly in jest, but you know

[@creamcheesecupcakevekvet8016]

The absolute irony of having Edgeworth represent Bowl knocks me over every time. Bowl is Edgeworth's worst nightmare.

[@areoants9453]

You could take the entirety of 4:16 - 6:46 and use it as one of those OOC videos you see so much on Twitter. FC was ranting for so long, I nearly forgot what the video was about, only to be gut-punched back on-topic.

[@CDeity]

A truly intellectual debate

[@MissOnana]

I'm currently recovering from surgery, and just found this channel, and I have to say these are a fucking treat. Laughter is great medicine.

[@not_clever_username_here6945]

Watching an englishman and a frenchman debate whether or not women have car parts is a lot more entertaining than learning about the powerhouse of the cell. Wonderful content! 10/10 would drive a car into a wall again.

[@velvetphi]

As another trans person, I can confirm I also do not have a car part.

[@isavenewspapers8890]

All the way back when I was 10, I had this big birthday party. All of my friends were invited, and we talked and had food and played video games together. You know, it was around that time when I really started to think about the world around me, the idea that all the fancy things I had the luxury of using were the result of years and years and years of work by untold legions of people who had more intelligence than I could comprehend at the time. So I thought, “Okay, I wanna be one of those people. I wanna change the world. And I’ll work hard so that I’m smart enough and skilled enough to do it, and people will know my name for it.” Obviously, kid-me could never hope to understand what it meant to dream realistically. He only knew how to dream big. And that’s one of the things about kids: they have this unbridled optimism about the world. Like everything is gonna be okay. And you know what the funny thing is about older folks like us? All we do is wish to live in the kind of world that our children think we live in. All our lives are accompanied by some sense, however subconscious, that we were at some point cheated out of the promise of a world without all this horrible stuff, all this war and poverty and political strife. And sometimes, of course, we contemplate our own insignificance. How helpless we feel to change what we don’t like about the world. How each and every one of us will die one day, and how our lives, however long they may seem, are simply too short for us to do absolutely everything that we want to get out of this mortal coil. I mean, most of our time’s gonna go toward tending to those pesky responsibilities of ours, right? So… it’s saddening to think about for a lot of us. But hey, we gotta think about it. “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Exactly that question, exactly that wording, same exact meaning every time: What’s your job gonna be? You can’t say, “I want to be really smart!”, or, “I want to be super strong!”, because that’s not what they’re asking. They’re asking how you expect to make money. That’s all they’re concerned about. One of my favorite variants of this question is, “Where do you see yourself in so-and-so years?” If someone asked me this question right now, and let’s say it’s about where I see myself in five years, I’d probably say, “I dunno, my bed?” And of course, that’s once again not what they’re asking for, but the question just annoys me in general, so I’m just hoping that they get the hint and leave me alone. I remember being asked this question at that birthday party all those years ago, except the time frame in question was ten years. And it’s funny because “in ten years” referred to this very day, right now. So I guess we can see how I did. Very poorly, I think. I haven’t changed the world much. And I’d end my answer there, but I just thought of a funny idea: what if that question came with the expectation that I’d just start spouting off an absolutely exhaustive breakdown of the day that was to come in 10 years? Boy, wouldn’t that be something. Well, today was pretty average. Ate some food, played some games, and mostly did nothing productive. And as the day came to a close, I caught a glimpse of a video title. “Is Lightning McQueen trans?” … You know, people always used to ask me what I saw myself doing in the future. There is not a single person who has ever expected me to say, “Staying up until midnight browsing KZbin so as to stumble upon and consciously choose to watch an Ace Attorney trial about whether or not Lightning McQueen from Cars is transgender.” But it’s as they say: Life is full of the unexpected. When I was 10 years old, I expected that, in 10 years, I would be happy.

[@Sadie-rai]

This was beautiful

[@endengineer2441]

"When I was 10 years old, I expected that, in 10 years, I will be happy." Well, are you?

[@awadi6596]

"His libido is still going vroom vroom mate" You killed me with that

[@lovesickk]

I'm impressed you're able to turn dumb as shit questions into very engaging debates that go far in depth over whatever prompt it is.. Love it.

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

This is absolute fucking gold. I miss finding shit like this more often, people are so caught up in this idea of "offensive = funny" that they forget how to actually execute humour with some brains behind it. You and your friends are all fucking geniuses at this shit, it's like every line hit me harder than the last as I watched the entire thing

[@boshwa20]

I don't know what I expected when I got the notification and saw the title

[@spoonsboy]

The only person who truly has the answer to this decades spanning mystery is Owen Wilson

[@harperreese264]

never thought i'd see "lightning mcqueen sacrificed his testicles to lose weight and improve aerodynamics"

[@spidremi875]

"Lad's just gotta rant out his frustrations every few hours or so. It's part of french culture." Je me sens super visé la.

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

Surprised almost no one is talking about that masterfully executed and illustrated tangential self-debate. Vive la France, yo

[@arcey_cv]

I wish I could join this server. I'd be entertained forever

[@nef36]

Seraphina: I don't carry a purse either.... *She says as her sprite in game carries a purse*

[@-tweeomoz-1786]

Not the title I was expecting from a FC video, but I’m not picky

[@dasirrlicht5415]

"Listen CONVICT" is my new feaveorite bowl quote.

[@poolturtle5772]

Seraph doesn’t have a car part. Do you know what this means? Seraph isn’t a car. Duh.

[@miguelrebocho1171]

Lying coldly makes its channel debut at 4:17, great song, fits the atmosphere perfectly. Another dope video from a weird topic that has no right being this interesting but you guys made it possible. Major props!

[@fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386]

That's the most random debate i have ever seen. (Bowl being the most enjoyable character as always.)

[@somerelativleyuninterestin4763]

“Listen C O N V I C T” I love how that’s the first proper insult he does towards the Aussie

[@Ringabel-bu9gp]

That guillotine bit was amazing. How did you animate that?

[@FurbytheFlareon]

3:50 Gringo, you are, tied with Bowl and FC, are one of the bests! XD

[@graydorian9698]

I love how in the fisrt 4:15 everything is relatively "normal" in the conversation, but then Fuck Care fall in a full conversation with multiple same incarnation of himself for 4 full minute as if it was absolutely normal ! I have to say I adore all of your video, continue the report back to us all of those vital debate, they are an absolute treat to watch !

[@armand0m0ntana47]

I don't remember the last time a KZbin video made me laugh that hard. This right here is the best quality shitpost I have ever seen. I'm glad that I found this channel a few month ago because this, mon ami, is pure gold. I really enjoy the fact that some of your videos can treat subjects as complicated as dark humor, while others are at a thermonuclear shitpost level. Keep posting Monsieur FC, youtube needs more creators like you

[@melon_grove5694]

8:10 love this part and how everyone used the right pronoun for the gender they are arguing for

[@danielryan6604]

Man from all the debates and discussions you have ever had, this whithout a duobt has to be the weirdest of them all, even i cannot top that and i argued for four hours with a friend about bimbo bread being the exemplification of western civilisation decadence

[@jeanduresau]

Wait how is Bimbo bread the example of Western's decadence?

[@danielryan6604]

@@jeanduresau because for him It should not even be called bread, and becuase of how proseced It is,at least that's what i understood i (apologies for bad inglish It is not my main language)

[@jeanduresau]

@@danielryan6604 Understandable, English isn't my main language too.

[@danielryan6604]

@@jeanduresau were are you from?

[@jeanduresau]

@@danielryan6604 Paraguay (A small and basically unimportant country in South America).

[@directrix777shinyshinyamyt4]

Am I missing some crucial detail? Which car part is he missing, and how do we know? Is this about his headlights? Or something else entirely? Also, about the engine thing, you forget that the cars in Cars have MOUTHS under their hoods. McQueen ties the first race we see him in with his TONGUE, so tell me then, Froggy, (if I may refer to you as such,) WHERE IS THE ENGINE?!

[@Therevengeforget]

Up their a-

[@alwinwinter1645]

I love how much this actually fits the feel of Phoenix Wright. Especially at 15:03

[@tomsky4751]

I gotta respect bowl’s commitment to acting so professionally based to the point of making a statement that he steals purses in order to determine wether or not lightning McQueen needs to be discriminated against and, if he does so in what way… I gotta respect it in a wierd way lol.

[@loamjomes]

Truly these are the questions that need to be asked.

[@halan6728]

The meaning behind Mcqueen backstory was truly a work of art from Pixar the real magnum opus of the company if you ask me, not much of a surprise that Harry choose to devote himself to the Cars franchise and know so much about it

[@embrefrosste6044]

And here I am, never having figured out which car part McQueen is missing.

[@SpringDavid]

14:53 - 15:04 I've never seen such a beautifully crafted moment like this, stars aligned for it

[@WearyExile_]

Poor Gringo, he gets bullied so much it's hard to believe that he is still a part of this friend group. Bowl just keeps getting better and better, and we need to see more of Harry too! Superbe vidéo, lad!

[@cl0p38]

From the tittle alone, this is gonna be great

[@jackin_it]

*Writes down “Schrödinger’s Gender” for later*