Is Santa Real? (A Scientific Analysis)

[@saturnian1]

2.3 children per household Hmmmm Mother, father, johnny, rebecca, and 3/10ths of robert.

[@eluhdiehl2352]

It’s an average I get the joke

[@tinamarie9136]

@Turnover Bros you

[@travismc2199]

@Turnover Bros your sus

[@ryanolsen294]

Oh... and Timmy is the fortnite 9 year old OMEGALUL LOL

[@aminajayy]

it basically means that households have either 2 children or 3 children, but majority have 2 since 2.3 is closer to 2 than 3. Sorry, the school teacher in me couldn't help myself.

[@simplysarax7600]

*ever wondered why your presents from Santa say made in China?*

[@weeb69]

Santa's half chinese.. duh everybody knows that..

[@hunternewman6891]

Lul I guess he has slaves... oh wait those are his elf’s

[@quantumpuddles7591]

Santa lives in the North Pole but he has smaller workshops around the world

[@UmmYeahOk]

They don't all say that. Some say Japan, sometimes Taiwan... ...the thing is, there may be elves in the North Pole building things, but when little Johnny sees a commercial on TV for the latest toy from Hasbro, an unboxing video on KZbin, and sees it at the toy store, he asks for it by name in his letter and even asks one of the helper mall Santas, that he believes to be the head man himself. Now then, an elf can either order the EXACT thing Johnny wanted, or try to legally acquire the exact plans and manufacturing as the Chinese factory, get the licensing rights from whoever owns the intellectual property, and hope Hasbro doesn't catch on, or, option 3, have an elf make a generic toy that's nice and all, but not what little Johnny specifically asked for.

[@LuisPerez-pj2ki]

Lol

[@jaqx2]

My brain translated that into Santa is a time lord.

[@besmart]

And I wouldn't disagree with you. They call him… The Giver.

[@AlkisGD]

It's Okay To Be Smart I'll interpret that as a really obscure goatse reference >)

[@myrdraal2001]

Άλκης Δ. Μαλακιες λες; ;)

[@ImAEpicster]

#DoctorWhoSpoilers!

[@AlkisGD]

Lewis Kinslayer Μα να πετυχαίνω έναν Έλληνα στο KZbin κι από τις δύο λέξεις που λέει η μία να είναι "μαλακίες" =/ Γιατί το κάνουμε αυτό εμείς οι Έλληνες; Αγγλικά απ' την άλλη μιλάς μια χαρά :P Τεσπά, προφανώς πλάκα έκανα στο σχόλιο. Σιγά μην έκανε αναφορά ο Τζο στο goatse. Απλά δεν έχω δει ακόμα Dr. Who για να πιάσω τις αναφορές και είπα να κάνω μια δικιά μου αναφορά που δε θα πιάσει σχεδόν κανείς :P

[@gatoradebucketsports5734]

Your talking about Santa like he’s a normal person, this guy is immortal

[@warrenaustin4417]

He is real everyone try a ruin childhoods

[@shadowkiller7510]

@KFC Man give me proof he’s fake give me proof he’s real

[@b34513]

@@warrenaustin4417 nah

[@b34513]

@KFC Man*visible confusion

[@warrenaustin4417]

@KFC Man I’m was doing it so ppl don’t ruin childhoods

[@r2ube]

"Reads Title" -EVERYBODY STAND BACK! I'm going in the comments.

[@liamroche5502]

:Dillon Wingull good luck

[@d1t5]

Lmao

[@brianstabile165]

Dillon Wingull I am hearing thee vid so umm. I am reading thos

[@destinyconsonery8043]

It's strange that I was doing the same thing 😕

[@memedoge1541]

Be safe

[@Channel-rh7lh]

I have a question. In movies where Santa Claus is real, and adults don’t belive in Santa, how do they know where the presents under the tree come from? Do they think that someone broke into they’re house and they just don’t call the cops? Did they put presents under the tree, but Santa used magic to make they’re presents be put in the parents’ room and make room for his gifts? That is really confusing.

[@alyssalawry2226]

SKP&E 216 I have questioned this too and I have no clue. Everyone was naughty?

[@shadowdiaries1813]

... da frigg?

[@ryancross9112]

OH CRAP SANTA BRAINWASHES PARENTS

[@manavk4793]

The mom would think the Dad bought the presents. The Dad would think the mom bought the presents.

[@tanuchenka]

It's a plot hole.

[@lemonboiyoutube]

I love how Joe is explaining math and physics, and parallel universes, while answering a simple childish question: is Santa real

[@Ryanbros]

The answer if you didn’t know is no which makes me pretty bummed but the Easter bunny not being real broke me because I thought he was like Peter rabbit ( so normal rabbit size ) and he had help making the plastic and stuff while there was one for each county ( i was trying to make it seem real to me without knowing )

[@vedangisekra9399]

Trust me its not childish ...m 20 but still like...what if they are😭😭😭

[@hisu3930]

joe mama

[@Ben-vl5ew]

Childish? Of course Santa is real. Imagine not believing in santa lol.

[@existentialchaos8]

No question is too childish for science!

[@BigMork]

Scientists: Santa isnt real The sound in my chimney in 2017: am I joke to you?

[@sack1036]

IT IS A DARN OPINION STOP BEING DISRESPECTFUL MORONS

[@Ben-vl5ew]

Scientists just salty santa dosen't give them presents cos they're non-believers.

[@sack1036]

@@Ben-vl5ew Respect opiniins

[@sack1036]

@KEAGAN WHEELER Who asked? Also opinion is opinion.

[@sack1036]

@KEAGAN WHEELER You never asked That I should be born because you literally just met me, idiot. It is not like your in my family.

[@josiexlc]

I just wanted you to say *YES* or *NO*

[@gachasecrets2444]

no name :D Ohmergerd! I believe!

[@randomaccountboi6205]

Uh yeah it’s a no. Srry. Most people in the comments are just lying and when kids grow up they will be sad so.

[@shadyx4155]

Nope bud,take it from me,I go to a magnet middle school.(I A N I N T E L E C T U A L)

[@justahuman7537]

Santa isn't real. Reindeer can't fly.

[@jackconnor8044]

He is real

[@nolanlukacs6369]

5 year old reading comments MOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GeauxTigers7189]

Lol

[@dark_shadowgacha783]

Lol

[@ava-yj2xc]

@Caitlin Buensuceso same XD

[@pallmellia9134]

@@oliverholland6512 I said mostly, seems like you forgot how to

[@pallmellia9134]

@@oliverholland6512 you didn't get but fine. I understand

[@firenationfiles2063]

*PLOT TWIST:* Flash is Santa Claus This world is crazy...

[@sami2351]

Wow

[@Yourmomscrib69in]

Ya

[@Ryoko0tonashi]

plot twist flash is light

[@sophiecoppen4342]

Lol

[@cookiesandcreams2701]

Lol

[@haywardgarner4850]

As a teacher of gifted kids, I love this. The science is on point, and it multiverse theory keeps the magic element plausibly alive. Well done! Happy holidays!

[@calebbuckingham4017]

This comment section has the single greatest comments I've seen in a long time

[@productproducer1624]

Santa isnt real. He goes 650 miles a second and one lap around the world is 25000 miles. He would take 38 seconds to fly a lap around the world. But what about all the countries? That would take alot more time then just 38 seconds. Another point is the fact going as fast as 650 miles a second would cause you to erupt into flames. That would mean the collision of the wind against santas fabric hat or clothes would start a fire. Just like how you rub two sticks to make a fire. another point is the fact that he goes 650 miles per second that is capable of completing one lap around the world in just 38 seconds. It violates the laws and physics of gravity as they dont use wings, like on a plane. To gain altitude, a planes wings must have air underneath the plane and a fast enough speed to takeoff. I mightve got some facts wrong, and misworded my sentences abit, but you get the idea.

[@liamroche5502]

Caleb Buckingham this is the only comment section with comments from 2 years ago that’s still active

[@liamroche5502]

Megatronian I agree with u but I’m not sure how that relates to the above comment

[@unequivocalemu]

@Liam Roche Have you seen the 1st video on KZbin? The video has been posted around 7 years ago and it’s still getting comments from 1 minute ago lol

[@vlackoku2870]

The first video on KZbin was posted around 13 years, not 7

[@alexm06]

Hey smart guy! I am an English teacher in France and we have just watched your video with my best class. They all really liked it and they made me write this comment. They are now convinced that Santa is real though they are all 14 year olds. Thank you so much, take care!!

[@raspberry1760]

That's stupid 😂 he isn't real they're all pretending to be asleep

[@chokeonchipsf.c.3002]

Clickbait Chelsey lol now I know u don’t have much friends 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wanchoowo4613]

​@@reddimental5906 how old are you

[@clintdavis3174]

@@raspberry1760 bruh he's real

[@clintdavis3174]

@@reddimental5906 fact's

[@garethdean6382]

Everyone dumps on Santa, but the Easter Bunny gets a free ride.You're just a puppet of the power chocolate and carrot lobbies aren't you?

[@besmart]

Gareth Dean The bunny lobbyists are just so cute, I can't help it

[@garethdean6382]

It's Okay To Be Smart Typical, typical. Bunnies running around, having more children then they can feed, crossing the border on a whim and what does the media do? You'll all regret it when Easter takes over Thanksgiving!

[@garethdean6382]

***** No truer words were ever spoken. Sadly the world loves its ignorance, hiding behind 'science' and 'reason' when anyone with the slightest insight would recognize the filthy lies for what they are. But there will come a day, and it will be soon, when they will be forced to awaken from their willful stupidity!

[@jacemoran1608]

So true!

[@Calel2176]

***** the amount of stupidity you just shown amazes me to actual anger. Im literally grinding my teeth at what you said.

[@evangould5677]

He probably was a real person in norway that loved kids and made them toys when it got cold outside and had a Caribou farm

[@InTheEnd75]

Similar to that Netflix animated movie

[@evangould5677]

@@InTheEnd75 idk what you're talking about but it probably is

[@spookily1661]

The spiritual version of Santa is rela no cap I’ve heard noises outside on Christmas

[@SingingBasss]

He is, not was

[@mrs.claus2512]

Santa is inspired in Saint Nicholas of Bari, that was a real person.

[@kenkaneki7060]

I always thought the elves were weird because one Christmas I got a Lego set from santa but with a HUGE 20%off sticker from barns and Noble and a made in China sticker too LoL 😂 😂

[@rtasvadum3531]

OzomeEpicBoi ur 9 right? Don’t worry your parents will tell within a few years. LMAOoooo

[@supremeshrek8096]

You dont believe so he doesn't give you any presents dude

[@rtasvadum3531]

@Dray The Ninja please tell me your joking mate. This “SaNtA ClAuS” was a real person back in the day called Saint Nicolas in Denmark. He would go around his village on Christmas and give children different presents. Word spread of him around the world and eventually it turned into the Santa Claus myth. Santa would be used by parents as a way to get their kids to behave so they could get gifts from him. Look it up I dare you. And for those who will read this and scoff at it, your parents will tell you eventually.

[@gameshowguy2000]

@@rtasvadum3531 NO. NOT FAKE. HE IS INDEED REAL. 1. www.noradsanta.org 2. santatracker.google.com And MORE proof he exists: www.nysun.com/editorials/yes-virginia/68502/ *SERIOUSLY, YOU are just ASKING for a Naughty list spot this close to the Big Day. THE TRACKERS GO LIVE CHRISTMAS EVE. AT THIS POINT, YOUR MYTH IS BUSTED. AND UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE, YOU HAD BETTER STOP.*

[@doublecrossed9925]

are you the owner of invites=prize

[@oisincassidy5664]

Imagine a lot of 7 year olds watched this RIP childhood

[@kristalajeunesse]

Well umm RUN

[@pinfigure772]

that happened to me.

[@Recroomsniperpro]

So what if he not real I just wanna live my life

[@dollsworld9996]

Yeah

[@glacier8678]

Harambe L oh for me a fake friend in 6th grade teased me for believing in Santa

[@DomGuerreraFilms]

Not everyone celebrates Christmas so Santa doesn't have to fly around the world

[@transitory7246]

honicar

[@aidenleaman3947]

Actually he does because honnica navidad and Christmas are the same thing and also what If there were people who were getting presents when they celebrate honnica or navidad

[@AstronomicalCreator]

Abuse edits good point

[@soslothful]

Plus nearly all kids are naughty.

[@thali_jh]

Aiden Leaman I don't collaborate honnica or Christmas to me it's just a normal day.

[@TheDrexxus]

All that talk of knots at the start reminded me of something that my grandfather used to say when I was a kid. He said that if you ever jump out of an airplane, you are safer to bring an extension cord than a parachute. Because it is guaranteed to catch on SOMETHING on the way down.

[@brandongreene6175]

When I was a kid I was curious about how Santa delivers presents in one night.

[@gonillathe1st841]

The magic of amazon delivery

[@crystalkittenbird4138]

@Leafy yes im depressed now

[@thanos4959]

Gonilla The 1st makes sense

[@arty217]

He is a time lord. Obviously

[@watermelongirl716]

Brandon Greene he actually doesn't because when one side of the earth is day and the other side of the night santa only delivered half and the next day he went with the other half

[@gamer4life592]

I don't think this answers whether he is real or not, I think it says he COULD be real

[@taggartblake]

A G N O S T I C

[@mahogs9]

Imagine being a Santa denier

[@katezaglinska9690]

Sorry to say but Santa is not real

[@_kcgaudsx]

@@katezaglinska9690 Don’t ruin someone’s childhood pls

[@ninthseeker2541]

@@_kcgaudsx lmao

[@quantumpuddles7591]

Santa is real. I heard him and my Mom have a wrestling match in her bedroom. He was saying Ho Ho ho and everything.

[@xquevos]

Lol

[@cricketen]

Ebic Life How.. old are you?

[@kategreen8235]

That was prob ur dad but Santa is real

[@kategreen8235]

They weren’t wrestling😂😂

[@xquevos]

@@kategreen8235 he used to be real

[@pipebomb6427]

some kids get mad at their parents for telling that santa isnt real but they bought all those presents for you and spent their own money for you, you should be happy that it wasn't an old man that breaks into your house and watches you while you sleep

[@zoyajohn]

xD

[@Hi-vu9cd]

Loll

[@skureflames3598]

YEE

[@darkstarfirestudios4500]

Definitely. I feel bad for all the times i complained about the presents i got from 'santa', because of the mony spent by an actual person

[@juliecats812]

🎶he knows when youre sleeping, he knows when youre awake🎶

[@misty2902]

My uncle crushed my beliefs when I was 7 He simply said to me, "Santa isn't real." Right there, I started questioning my parents I went digging around my house every December around Christmas looking for clues I found a receipt that had my doll... but my doll was from "Santa" AND "Santa" had my mom's handwriting and downstairs I found wrapping paper and I saw my dad eating the cookies when I couldn't sleep it all made sense Then when I was 12 or 13 my mom decided to let me stay up with her on Christmas Eve I watched her put the presents under the tree, the candy in the stockings Then in the morning my brother woke up and saw the presents under the tree saying, "Yay! Santa came!" Oh little brother, one day you'll realize Or one day our uncle will just tell you the same thing he told me :/

[@pvzzone1807]

Mistehhh .-. Oh my beliefs were crushed last year because all my class mates were saying bunch of things that made so much sense

[@misty2902]

Tf2ZoneTV My classmates made me dirty minded ffs

[@bluehorspowr9289]

Mistehhh .-. Same here but I was 10 and my grandpa said the Easter bunny was fake hahah

[@misty2902]

Bluehorspowr I saw my mom walk in, and put a basket on my desk 😂

[@siobhanshackelford8781]

Mistehhh .-. can it you and your uncle are just not belifers🎅

[@kevinnelson6070]

This still doesnt explain why poor children do not get presents often

[@alpha-2273]

kevin nelson cuz their parents cant buy it

[@oibro3255]

kevin nelson they probably broke their chimney lol

[@benawesomebw1197]

kevin nelson lol st.nick died 5,000 years ago

[@ExtraOni]

because Santa doesn't want poor kids to raise their expectations for their birthday presents.

[@abbiemulvey9580]

Brandon Angel

[@LuigiCotocea]

I always tracked Santa *WAIT THAT'S ILEGALL* and last year I caught Santa in my house *THAT'S ILEGALL!*

[@fabthefreshman]

I almost had a seizure trying to read what this says. Maybe rephrase?

[@LuigiCotocea]

@@fabthefreshman A little seizure, yes it was a year ago i was pretty dumb then!

[@juliafernandez1100]

Is it true tho?

[@LuigiCotocea]

@@juliafernandez1100 well my mom told me that it was my uncle Alex :( *Disappointed!*

[@ngracc]

@@LuigiCotocea Im sure it could have been Santa. Did you hear reindeer hooves on your roof?

[@wayneenglish17]

Whose watching on Christmas Eve!!!

[@Hi-vu9cd]

Me! Merry Christmas Eve to you btw! :)

[@Cartmankewl]

2020 huh

[@squidfan7810]

Welp my childhood fled away when I was 9 in the middle of the night : *loud sudden noise* me: SANTA!! *runs downstairs* *finds dad accidentally dropping one of my presents and putting them under the tree* me: 😶

[@emilianoyaboi5911]

did that really happen and if so, ik it is unfortunate

[@Person-yh6mz]

I am Pecan Pie A

[@ThemisticShadow]

Santa gave your father your gift probably because your fireplace was not big enough for him to fit in.

[@gruntlife4697]

FunkyDemonCat your a new kind of stupid

[@ThemisticShadow]

Ultimate Asian Whatever you say my dear boy.

[@lucas-oldaccount6046]

The way the rain deer fly is because they don't care what humans think EDIT OMFG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES!

[@lucas-oldaccount6046]

So they decided to flay

[@lucas-oldaccount6046]

Fly

[@zoshplayslv.x9352]

K

[@JBlooey]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a reindeer should be able to fly. Its antlers are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The reindeer, of course, flies anyway because reindeers don't care what humans think is impossible.

[@bolton0348]

ᑭOᑕᑌᗰEᔕ ᑭᒪᗩYᔕ bee movie reference

[@woof1028]

Buuuuuuuut Santa only has to deliver presents to people who celebrate Christmas

[@karendavidson7752]

That's a majority of the world that's still 2 billion kids.

[@Poelu]

I disagree I celebrated Christmas before when I was 5, and Santa didn’t come. The only presents I got were from my siblings and my parents. Santa is fake.

[@Poelu]

I was nice the whole year.

[@princessjadetalavera5305]

In Philippines santa is not real😅😅😅😟😟

[@Warrka4]

@@karendavidson7752 and that gets cut down even more with the naughty/nice list.

[@KingJake-om7yq]

My theory: He uses time travel so that there are multiple of him at once

[@swap4234]

Bruh me too!

[@annonomus1439]

Bruh santa is fake

[@jasoncomegys0717]

@@annonomus1439 Fr these kids are saying all these predictions but reality is he’s not real

[@annonomus1439]

@@jasoncomegys0717 yes i also dont really like the fact that people lying to there kids thats not healthy

[@zohranmoin1267]

santa doesnt exist dumbass

[@evanfitzgerald2320]

You could have made this video in 5 seconds by saying "how about no you fucking raisin"

[@fodless717]

SQUEEZE ME STOMP ME MAKE ME WHINE!

[@soslothful]

Witty.

[@evanfitzgerald2320]

soslothful yes sir

[@nyxato7649]

2.3 children in each house? Where the hell's the other .7? Am I the only person worried about this?

[@jamesroberts6562]

+Nyxato Its an average, not exact

[@nyxato7649]

Hero_Brine 923 No shit.

[@themagicbirdie]

+Niller Symphony The real discrimination would be that you're considering them as mere fractions of people XD

[@nyxato7649]

lol

[@Lol-vc9pj]

He doesn't go to the ppl that don't believe

[@fifa19predictions49]

Who got this in their recommendation randomly

[@bunnygirl10z77]

Me🤣

[@the-n-fam640]

Me

[@yasminelazirou2216]

I searched for this mom told me that santa isn't real

[@timelapseboy6380]

Me

[@annie11112]

I did

[@seattlegrrlie]

The reason you've never seen Santa is the quantum teleporter he developed out of frustration that he could only visit his towns children

[@kirangeorge4459]

XD

[@Juve_Fan2601]

santa is not real

[@Pawtism_Legacy]

It’s called a collidescope (I know this response is a few years late and I know he’s not real too so don’t worry I ain’t dumb I was just quoting something from Christmas chronicles)

[@KlingonCaptain]

First, you have to eliminate all the kids who don't celebrate Christmas and don't believe in Santa Claus. Second, you eliminate any naughty kids from the route. That probably leaves Santa Claus with less than a hundred stops, and if I had to guess, closer to twelve stops in this day and age.

[@SpazmaticCrackAddict]

Don't forget poor people. Santa doesn't give shit to poor people.

[@VideoLogDotCom]

SpazmaticCrackAddict Santa hates poor people. Especially orphans.

[@KlingonCaptain]

***** Except I haven't met any Christians who believe in Santa Claus. The story of Santa has become an alternative story to the story of Jesus; Hence the church signs that say "Santa is Satan."

[@thisiswhatiliketodo6249]

Yep yep, only 4 families get gifts even though I kniw you could name a lot more people that did.

[@benzonicben1]

Ashlyn, haha why can't there be good atheists? Ignorant christian

[@LS-Lizzy]

Santa doesn’t deliver presents to every kid, only the ones who have been nice. And we all know there aren’t many of those!

[@gameshowguy2000]

*Thank you.*

[@eppieelmidulan8359]

He's not even real

[@njgskgkensidukukibnalt7372]

Eppie Elmidulan hold my beer while I just crush some kids childhooods

[@ryanstock7094]

RepoTheSalt dghjj This video pretty much destroys their childhood, not his message

[@shannon4407]

Eppie Elmidulan He is real, maybe you were just on the naughty list, dear. Don’t ruin the magic for other kids who believe.

[@ziskav]

I'm laughing my ass off of people saying Santa is real. Common sense says the government would've captured him by now and use his "Magic" as a weapon.

[@nou2204]

*not ft fred or bon* exactly

[@mari6529]

I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.

[@ziskav]

Mariam Chocoz Stupid bitch, get off KZbin and do something special with your life. And there is no videos with my face in it dumbass.

[@ziskav]

Mix Max No he doesn't. He's fake.

[@kolabot8215]

Divine x Wraith youre right

[@thehappysquid1552]

Some children are on the naughty list, so it would be more possible

[@AJOlesen]

Plus everyone does not do Christmas, so that would be even more people not to worry about.

[@12E-s3i]

Plus, Santa is not real so grow the hell up Santa is not real so grow the hell up Santa is not real so grow the hell up

[@marveltoyuniverse]

@@12E-s3i SANTA IS REAL.

[@12E-s3i]

@@marveltoyuniverse grow up you child

[@bugloverspiderlover8490]

@@marveltoyuniverse orange HOODIES are real.!

[@coolya8515]

Reindeer fly because they don't care what humans think is impossible.

[@ryancross9112]

Raid Squad just like how bees shouldn’t be able to fly

[@phaikgaiksho6088]

Raid Squad I don’t think it makes any sense to me

[@davymacaroni5110]

LOL very true

[@hunchoparks1124]

Raid Squad your a god

[@clashchris3904]

Raid Squad no they don't

[@sarah-louisethew788]

i thought Santa stopped time or he made time go very slow like if u think this too

[@arcadia_crossing8560]

I thought that when I was younger Also last Christmas the day went in really slow but idk 😂

[@madisonocain4733]

Idk nun of us notice but old nick must had a lot of generations or well duh

[@madisonocain4733]

Wait and also on every christmas eve it seems so slow then normally even for winter

[@kibz3807]

It feels slow because you are anxiously waiting for Christmas.

[@gachasecrets2444]

sarah-louise thew Same!

[@AlltimeConspiracies]

Ofcourse!

[@italianbrokeboy]

Sup.

[@clashchris3904]

Alltime Conspiracies not

[@iannoob7266]

"Mommy, why does this say Made In China and not North Pole?" It was at that moment Johnny realized.

[@videotaper2272]

Because China claimed the North Pole... Xi Jinping said it's been part of China since ancient times. ^_-

[@frankocean99]

@@videotaper2272 You simply just made that up for clout. No talkbacks. I did research.

[@someperson4281]

I’m 12 and still believe in Santa

[@videotaper2272]

@@frankocean99 I simply made it up because it would be a funny play on the whole "9 dash line" thing. ^_-

[@frankocean99]

@@videotaper2272 hm. k.

[@melenaitemariah]

Geniuses: Let’s make some type of lie to make the parents buy more and we make more money! Cheap parents: *We got you some free bows I found in the dumpster!*

[@vulpixsupreme3843]

Is nobody going to talk about the song at 2:02? A real bop!

[@thats_our_lamp]

vulpix supreme bop!

[@tizflinter]

All the people who say santa is not real you just broke some kid's hopes and dreams including mine

[@musict4379]

1Galaxy Kitten1 If you're that young you shouldn't be on Utube

[@theyugoslavturtle.9463]

so you'd learn the truth eventually

[@piagillings4188]

1Galaxy Kitten1 it's ok don't believe them. If you don't believe in him then Santa doesn't get you anything and your parents don't want you to be left out so they get you presents. So if you believe he'll come

[@gerard7417]

1Galaxy Kitten1 why would u thank "Santa" for ur presents ur probably worked hard to get u what u want thank ur parents not fake fat guy in a red costume

[@speedcuber103]

1Galaxy Kitten1 I'm sorry to hear that😢

[@lionfilm3]

Students doing science projects: does some random stuff That one kid:

[@TheTupper]

Science is gonna ruin our childhoods

[@thylascene]

Exept mine bcs i dindt believe in santa anyways

[@thecrazyhorseperson154]

Paint Explosion yah don’t worry ik😂

[@thecrazyhorseperson154]

ana the cat gamer aj same and my mom told me anyway so 😂

[@thylascene]

@@thecrazyhorseperson154 lol

[@AntiOrder]

That’s why he is not real

[@pandakabob8013]

Is this plot to the new Doctor Who Christmas episode?

[@PeregrineX7]

I hope that the episode will give closure for Clara, finishing her time on the show. I'm not a Clara hater, I just think her story is done and we need a new companion that better fits Capaldi

[@dendroxden440]

Parents around the world have already answered all of these points. Santa simply uses magic.

[@puppy555jj4]

Dendrox den yes

[@emmaplanetofawsomness7167]

YASSSSSS

[@Kiwi-nv7np]

Dendrox den Lol yesss

[@prexzi4658]

Dendrox den ya

[@timothydehaan4831]

Dendrox den Or we can simply say he's not real

[@abrahamlincoln9848]

Santa told me my parents weren’t real.

[@happyjohn1656]

I love this comment so much! 😂 12:50 AM 12/25/2021

[@albundysrecliner9112]

I heard my parents trip down the stares carrying boxes he is definitely real

[@gamerxd2942]

the same happened with me I heard a bunch of commotion coming from upstairs so I opened the door and it was my mom and dad bring down the presents

[@crunch1757]

i saw my dad walk in

[@FranciscoLopez-uf9gz]

I found out when i was 5 i saw in the closet the Christmas wrapping

[@seaspongeqwerty7344]

i am the Santa Claus in my family.

[@goodolpotato]

Parents give me presents also..

[@idgafatall149]

3:49. Just watching this pretending I understand.

[@baconous689]

understandable. But you get used to this kind of thing assuming that we both watch game and film theory

[@onyx_prty]

#idgaf At all oh god xD

[@genesissnowball677]

#idgaf At all jajaj

[@maggierosed]

#idgaf At all same 🤣

[@melonlord4889]

THIS PROVES IT! THIS IS IT! SANTA’S REAL!!!

[@melonlord4889]

Don’t disrespect My fellow B E L I E V E R S

[@marcuslinder7623]

Don’t disrespect My fellow L E N N Y S thank you!!!!! Sorry 5 year olds 😂😂😂👌🏻

[@melonlord4889]

Dude I’m frickin 12 and I still believe

[@justahuman7537]

@@melonlord4889 Start asking other people your age, kid. Ask them if they believe. See how many do believe and see how many don't.

[@jackconnor8044]

Yep he was real but died in 343 AD

[@syzygyarchives]

90% of the video: *r e i n d e e r s*

[@ismaelgonzalez-cuevas827]

And time santa is real kid

[@positivity3311]

Me and one of my friends say that santa's elves just go rob the shops. My evidence is that on chrismas day, everything's out of stock

[@redant3781]

Your parents buy all the toys because of Black Friday which makes things so affordable for the winter so thing go out of stock also he’s just not real

[@redant3781]

Fnaf Fan Media 2nd Channel you got 6 lol and your name has fnaf that’s sad

[@HailChrist83]

Nice theory

[@sasaalien1215]

@@redant3781 lmao! Ur not real! Lol

[@redant3781]

@Gabriel The Fnaf Fan's 2nd Channel wanna read me my views and yours?

[@w0ltz250]

Bunch of edgelords in the comments tryna get some lil' kids dreams crushed, imagine being such an edgelord.

[@wadafaf7107]

Ikr

[@soda3185]

>everyone I don't like is edgy

[@MrJingles4577]

@Hunter Marsh he’s a spirit dumbass

[@thebraindeadz5590]

@Hunter Marsh it's nothing abot proof It's just what we believe in I still believe in Santa

[@thebraindeadz5590]

@Hunter Marsh and you can't force people to believe in something else they believe

[@louisporcellini3756]

But not all kids get presents, not all celebrate Christmas

[@foods5008]

Yeah! I'm muslim xD

[@pizzacutter1199]

Please don't blow me up :'(

[@louisporcellini3756]

Rih ards wow

[@pizzacutter1199]

Much doge very meme

[@martinorendain4763]

Cause some kids don't believe in him

[@thetotaldramaking5427]

Nah he is real trust me. I believe that he focuses on little kids, and when your an adult or a teen he doesn’t give you as much because your growing up and starting your life after childhood. But he still gives you a present to remind you of your childhood innocence and to make sure that no matter how busy you get, you still feel joy from that gift and escape back to your childhood. Besides I woke up one morning and outside my house I heard sleigh bells, I had no bell decorations at all and my parents were way too far away to be making a noise as close as that (I live in a biiig house)-and the noise came from above!! I’m telling you, no matter what anyone says, there is a Santa, whether your parents say there isn’t or they don’t, he exists.

[@scoot1009]

Fake

[@Anime_theatre_lover]

I agree. Santa probably exists

[@_Url0calc00lcat]

Thank you because my parents just told me Santa does not existence

[@Deltaexe190]

Yes because I’ve been putting presents under the tree for years, so I am Santa? He isn’t real bub.

[@thetotaldramaking5427]

@@Deltaexe190 He is very much real. He is practically the mascot of Christmas and is Christmas itself. Not in a physical sense, but your point still proves Santa isn’t one person but people that celebrate Christmas and Christmas spirit, and those thoughts and feelings are real. So In a sense, I’m correct. Plus historically a Santa figure was real and did exist. Also, if he was or is real he obviously wouldn’t deliver to you if you already put presents under the tree, defeats the whole point.

[@annabananna789]

How does Santa defy the laws of physics? He’s magic.

[@marveltoyuniverse]

He uses a lil Christmas magic, and a lotta science! He does defy physics, but he definitely obeys the laws of quantum physics/mechanics!

[@flkk983]

ya i lov snta

[@chocolover4307]

When ur life has been a lie LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 but yes i have the truth of Santa now😊

[@novindichar]

The theory at the end would also explain why Santa has enough time to stop at each house, put up his feet, and have cookies and milk, before going to the next house and eating even more. You should make another video calculating how many cookies he would eat and how much milk he would drink.

[@717Lucas]

Scientists: Santa’s fake Me: seeing reindeer footprints in my yard

[@ChristmasTime.]

They're Rudolph's footprints. Rudolph has the most energy out of all my reindeers.

[@doggo6024]

your forgetting that my elf moves whenever my entire family is sitting next to me

its a robot duh

[@doggo6024]

@ there is no gears in something that small bro and it would go way to slow if it was a robot and how the heck would it climb stuff without us hearing it

[@doggo6024]

@ still the gears would be too loud

[@kirangeorge4459]

Did you know that the elf on the shelf has a page on it's website for parents....the page is titled something like "Elf ideas for parents". Lmao, you're stupid.

[@TheMcMater]

this man denies santa because he was on his naughty list and never got anything.

[@shirkley]

Jeffrey Shao iiiiii

[@clashchris3904]

Jeffrey Shao santas not real

[@KristineB917]

Jeffrey Shao silly, you must be a 5 year old who ordered your babysitter to type.

[@rekusendaku]

Ask your parents

[@gameshowguy2000]

*YES THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A NICE LIST AND A NAUGHTY LIST. The song says it all: 'He's making a list and checking it twice, and he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.' AND YOU KNOW IT. DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST YOURSELF?! IF SO, THEN KEEP THIS UP. IF NOT, THEN STOP!*

[@drinkme9116]

A better scientific explanation is your parents' receipt/s.

[@rosievancouver9831]

lol I'm sub to ur u tube

[@luiswarmack708]

Lol

[@ETNMoto]

+AnotherAnimeFanatic why u have to be so mean.... why u crush kidz dreamz????????

[@ETNMoto]

+AnotherAnimeFanatic why u have to be so mean.... why u crush kidz dreamz????????

[@moremax8353]

+Basketdog Gaming! That guy is mean

[@tobythetiger8034]

I just turned 13 this year, and my mom told me that there was no Santa. Well...Honestly I still believe...Y'all might think I'm crazy, but I do. I mean, how do you explain some of the santa sightings that look so real? Also, I still just have some sort of a belief in him. I do believe that he may have died, or he truly is real, and no one knows about him.

[@alext7005]

I'm 17 and still believe. There is something so magical about the holidays to me that makes it impossible for him not to be real. Maybe he brings physical presents, maybe he brings christmas spirit, or maybe he somehow incepted the idea into parents heads to leave presents for their children because he couldn't do it all anymore. Either way, there is some entity that visits my house on christmas eve, and I'm glad someone else understands.

[@Carttt]

@@alext7005 same

[@uncapabrew4807]

Hes real

[@ImAhhna]

I agree he is real. Santa meets me every year

[@Bendi2525]

Santas totally real.

[@lifeiscats1337]

Props to him for narrating all of this with bright Christmas lights tangled around his body

[@nguyenthanhsu9135]

Santa be like "Ya'll bad children" Delivery done.

[@thanos6635]

lol wierd, I got Santa Advertisement just right before the video started xD

[@anthonyf9292]

Rafithesky X same

[@Stevencattt]

Rafithesky X ._.

[@3p1ks]

I have YT adblocker

[@jazzerificness3279]

Rafithesky X me to

[@biohazardg1rl]

BUT I live in Australia, and so Christmas is during Summer, SO the antlers would still be there so the Caribou COULD be boys ahh

[@lisagrosman9660]

lily de fina I live there to!

[@axem.8338]

I never got any presents, maybe santa didn't find my home.

[@Agent1W]

Or you were on the really naughty list.

[@spider-man4408]

How does he not find your home

[@axem.8338]

@@Agent1W I wonder the same!

[@axem.8338]

@@spider-man4408 Maybe I was off the grid.

[@Agent1W]

@@axem.8338 Actually, if you submit a trouble ticket, Santa's elves can resolve the issue. Did you try calling their number?

[@stiegmusic]

You're a science channel! Make the metric system the standard! You're not even showing the mass of things in Kg!

[@lightingbolt85]

But Americans are the channel's target audience.

[@theslime6021]

Us Americans are supposed to be weaning ourselves off of our system. I always try to use metric.

[@stiegmusic]

lightingbolt85 The target audience is science interested people all aroound the globe. Even if it's just americcans, *this is a science channel*! They should not be using the imperial system.

[@ltericdavis2237]

Of course they don't show the weight of things in kilograms. Kilograms measure mass!

[@stiegmusic]

Factoid * s i g h *

[@adamibarra]

If Santa is so real why dosent he give gifts to the kids that are poor?

[@universeindustry1427]

TheRubyLord 15 that is true but where are his elves. there helping homeless people

[@adamibarra]

RANDOMLY AWSOME Yeah go ask some homeless kids if they recieved anything Christmas day

[@novasZK]

TheRubyLord 15 idk

[@novasZK]

TheRubyLord 15 most kids that are poor live in country's that don't celebrate Christmas

[@TroopFN]

santa is not fuking real

[@animalcrossingaddiction336]

Santa IS REAL he’s the sprit of Christmas joy and that visits everyone. So don’t say that he’s a superstition

[@aphildotcom]

ryan I hate grizzly bears ahart hate to break it to you but no

[@lizzie8742]

Parents: Well yes, but actually no...

[@AGwashere_13112]

A lot of people: “pft! You think Santa’s real?! You baby! Me: then how do you explain the sound on my roof and chimney on Christmas Eve at NIGHTTIME and early Christmas MORNING!

[@vulty2463]

one time I was sleeping on Christmas eve and saw a red light coming through my window and heard some steps on my roof

[@kyle8575]

JTUBE Let him believe he's young.

[@vulty2463]

3 0 1 Excuse me sir/ma'am, but I'm 13 years old, and assuming other people being young without any proof is extremely rude. I may be 13, but I still have my god-given right to believe in Santa.

[@kyle8575]

vult boiy I said you should believe , and 13 is young. Don't grow up fast.

[@vulty2463]

JTUBE It wasn't snowing that night and I was going up to my window to see what was out there

[@vulty2463]

3 0 1 K

[@td5159]

How come in movies santa travels as fast as a car? Wouldn't he have to go sonic speed.

[@Neon-ws8er]

TD5 so want to know how he gets so old? He travels just under the speed of light so time basically stops so yea

[@Neon-ws8er]

Check out game theory and film theory

[@cjxsn6810]

Because Santa is fake! My Parents told me 3 years ago.

[@turtle3341]

He also stops to eat cookies

[@Dreamheart101]

For a moment I thought that was a real fly...

[@Wesllyjr123]

Who is watching this days before Christmas 😎😎

[@Ace_in_the_deck]

The day before

[@bryanrhoads1893]

Santa is real cause when I was 7 I woke up on Christmas night and saw him in my room!! The reason he was in my room was I have a tree in there and he puts a present under it! I opened my eyes and saw his hat suit and part of his beard!!! He didn't know that I was awake because he was turned the other way towards my tree. Right when I closed by eyes I heard him open my door, and then after a few seconds he left it cracked just a little bit and went downstairs. I then opened my eyes and heard him on the roof saying "HO HO HO!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!" Then he left. I went to make sure my parents were asleep and they were!! I couldn't believe it!! I just saw Santa!!! Now this year I am determined to catch him on camera and I am watching videos on how to!! Wish me luck!!!

[@inah.03]

+Bryan Rhoads That was probably your dad.

[@kyleevanleuven5565]

Good luck on catching him on camera I believe that you saw him he does exist what ever anyone says

[@superj33445]

hey, how old are you?

[@Jayden-qv1ly]

Bryan Rhoads I heard sleigh bells

[@-_hentai_-2744]

Bryan Rhoads fake

[@eleethtahgra7182]

5:27 thats more awesome than going house to house in one night.

[@LaMugre]

You didn't factor in countries that don't celebrate christmas!

[@besmart]

La Mugre But Santa is a really nice guy so I decided he'd want to give gifts to all Earth's children, not just one particular bunch

[@LaMugre]

In Spain the 3 kings do Santa's job and deliver presents on the 6th of January for example. I'm sure there are other countries that have similar customs

[@Nipponing]

It's Okay To Be Smart That's bullshit.

[@jasoncano527]

La Mugre same with mexico

[@noize2040]

Jason Cano mexico celebrates christmas more than the reyes now... Remember Mexico is still indegenious , i dont get why you tards try hard to make Mexico this European style nation that still speaks spanish and is still catholic. Mex is the oldest american nation in the americas..and D.F outdates New York by 300 years. #naco.

[@neumo5005]

Santa is real, his name is Jeff Bezos. He had our addresses, he has our wishlists, and he has drones. Jeff Besoz actively chooses not to be santa claus

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel1]

What an evil man

[@Tofu6969]

Lol AMAZON

[@cheweroflemonade6644]

and he watches you when he sleeps

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel1]

@@cheweroflemonade6644 so don’t shop locally for heavens sakes

[@mauthemau6260]

@@cheweroflemonade6644 LOL

[@altonmassson]

Thanks for explaining Santa with science you made many kids super happy!

[@anastasialyons8708]

It technically takes Santa 2 days to deliver presents because while one side of the earth is nighttime it's day on the other side, so then he has to wait to deliver presents in tell its nightime on the other side

[@saraelamin9663]

Ania Lina

[@saraelamin9663]

Ania Lina

[@shannikatomlinson1586]

Ania Lina true!! Never tought of that

[@SlimBrothersFilms]

Yea but i doesn't take 24 hours for the night to pass lmao

[@anastasialyons8708]

Julius.Slimko yeah😂

[@deez1146]

No one: Literally no one: Joe: hoW diS HaPPeN?

[@alphag4mer909]

how dis happen that i write this reply!

[@PixelatedPerson]

I believe in Santa. Weather he’s real or not, as long as I can wake up, eat cinnamon rolls, and open gifts. I DON’T CARE!

[@izep4330]

No Santa isn't real hahaha, your parents will put presents under the tree while you are asleep. Santa is a lie brought up by American culture to keep kids behaving all year hahaha, the real Santa are the Chinese kids from China working in factories not getting paid enough

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

@@izep4330 idiot who completely misses the point the comment made moment. We need some kind of whoosh but for things that aren't jokes.

[@russnightlife5870]

Wait... people have 2 children and then 0.3 of a child?

[@markhepperlen3648]

Chilli Doge Lol it's averaged out😂

[@OhSoTiredMan]

Chilli Doge thats one disfigured child right their.

[@shwiftytownfox5225]

.7 of an abortion

[@jordynn5692]

Reindeers just cover themselves in pixie dust

[@ryank1273]

No, they have rockets.

[@kristinegraniello2891]

Crazyhorse do you just took away my Child hood

[@ryank1273]

I don't care, I aint human!

[@TheGamingBean1]

santa isnt real

[@ryank1273]

Santa Horse is.

[@joelpahlman5757]

When people count the number of children that Santa delivers presents to they forget to only count the ones that have been good.

[@alpha-2273]

still meeds to delivered coals

[@charleenschickenhut4421]

Joel Påhlman Santa goes to bands kids houses too to deliver coal

[@MJD3rp]

Joel Påhlman plus some kids don't celebrate it

[@Anime_theatre_lover]

@@bionicfrost Stop ruining it I still believe I’m 14 😭😭😭

[@Deltaexe190]

@@Anime_theatre_lover sped

[@Creativebettyart180]

Maybe doesn't bring presents. Maybe he just makes their wishes come true. That sounds more likely.

[@TempleofBrendaSong]

I have a better theory: Maybe Santa shares his load with local Santas around the world who actually deliver the gifts.

[@lildeskchair8026]

No. Santa just isn't real.

[@jackconnor8044]

HE WAS REAL BUT DIED IN 343 AD

[@knightthe3rd]

Now thats the truth

[@lildeskchair8026]

@@knightthe3rd No it's not, Santa isn't real.

[@knightthe3rd]

I'm enjoying the joke, I see its flying over your head

[@Bricicles]

Love all the geniuses here saying 'santa isn't real'. Wow, gg, do you want your Nobel prize all at once or in installments?

[@gruntlife4697]

Alexander J. Brinkman well thank you for calling me a genius in the first place and I should get a Nobel peace prize since I'm getting people to stop lying and stop living a lie bam world hunger solved

[@Pantherischristian]

Alexander J. Brinkman he's right

[@gameshowguy2000]

No, no Nobel prize *at all*, until you guys realize he does exist. I don't care if you don't believe, *BUT I DO CARE IF YOU RUIN IT FOR THOSE WHO DO! AND THE BIG GUY CARES IF YOU DARE SAY HE DOESN'T EXIST, BECAUSE THAT'LL LAND YOU ON THE NAUGHTY LIST PERMANENTLY AND FOR LIFE!*

[@fiercelion235arih9]

What about me, I disproved the prediction for quantum mechanics.

[@mitsuhashii]

why should they get nobel prizes? that comment is stupid

[@tuke3541]

why... why.... why the heck am i watching this?

[@winter7345]

Santa doesn’t have to visit every house since some people don’t celebrate Christmas

[@maddie1361]

And the naughty list!

[@robinhughes8822]

It’s so special the time that children can believe and be excited about Santa because before you know it the magic they love has gone and then they are welcome to the real world of being teen and then adulthood

[@markthefox4908]

the answer is he's real if u believe in him

[@ibigfootgam3920]

What is there to believe tho, he is just a foke lore

[@clashchris3904]

Mark The Fox that doesn't matter he's not real

[@winksopro6916]

He’s fake

[@InfiniteLives]

I dunno man, I'm 22 and my boi Santa is real as can be. Once you get of age you can just chill with him. Pretty cool guy

[@twinzyt4675]

IF

[@charissaschoon9206]

You forgot 1 thing though.. Santa's elves could help him deliver the presents

[@meball2060]

Me ( Looks at the title ) : Ok this is going to be a weird one