If Santa is a quantum particle does that mean that when his sleigh breaks down he calls... a quantum mechanic?
@Pining_for_the_fjords8 жыл бұрын
Master Therion I have to admit that was a _particle_ -larly good joke.
@emiliaholappa78648 жыл бұрын
Master Therion okay that was good
@beyondw01f38 жыл бұрын
Master Therion HA!!! I APPLAUD YOU SIR OR MA'AM!!!
@ryangis4318 жыл бұрын
No he calls triple A. :D
@ottokeiser22998 жыл бұрын
ok I'll give props to a good pun when I see one
@elkhamlichi25588 жыл бұрын
When I was 5, I stayed up all night trying to kill Santa
@TomskyB8 жыл бұрын
Why? Did he give you coal the previous year or something?
@elkhamlichi25588 жыл бұрын
Tomsk Bromley all my siblings got presents except me, and I was like: ''that son of a bitch is gonna die''
@elkhamlichi25588 жыл бұрын
yasir gujjar even if my name is muslim, my family is atheist and we celebrate everything (almost)
@amy-dm3fu8 жыл бұрын
omg I thought I was the only one
@elkhamlichi25588 жыл бұрын
amy greenfield no, you're not
@UnfriendlyGhostK8 жыл бұрын
One thing you didnt cover. How the fuck does he get into your house
@Naitrio8 жыл бұрын
Quantum teleportation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@theartcontestendedwithdraw15588 жыл бұрын
TheElectricalGamer He does a badass Moses move and splits the wall xD
@slowbrodragon69518 жыл бұрын
TheElectricalGamer the chimney
@mrchiang26298 жыл бұрын
He fucking pops up out of nowhere
@JensenPlaysMC8 жыл бұрын
he actually did explain it, Quantum mechanics. aka teleport
@anoNEMOs4 жыл бұрын
"Santa Claus doesn't visit childern in the non christian countries." That's true. In Czech Republic, the most atheistic country in the world, Baby Jesus brings us presents...
@narah_here4 жыл бұрын
Hello neighbour! - Poland
@Brodie_39114 жыл бұрын
# Love my Atheist people in the world
@Brodie_39114 жыл бұрын
Atheists can still celebrate Christmas though Santa was a real person his spirit still lives on and deliver presents
@anoNEMOs4 жыл бұрын
@@Brodie_3911 Yeah, of course they can. I just meant that it's ironic that Jesus himself brings presents in the most atheistic country Btw. in Czech Republic saint Nicolaus (Santa Claus) also brings us presents (mostly sweets and fruit). On 5th December. But he has bishop clothing and has two companions, an angel and a devil.
@h12-p3j4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure China is more atheist
@ilovenickbutidontlikeyou24648 жыл бұрын
Are your pants real? The world may never know...
@aamirhamja11188 жыл бұрын
lol
@cledon.8 жыл бұрын
he is named that's why he doesn't show us his feet !
@xXChaD8 жыл бұрын
How can your pants be real if your legs aren't real?
@petri29468 жыл бұрын
Axe2TheMax MY LEGG
@xXChaD8 жыл бұрын
My Leg Guy How can your leg be real if you're not real?
@Derek-vq2wx8 жыл бұрын
99% of people won't read this but for the 1% Happy holidays!
@whiteautumn31678 жыл бұрын
y-you too
@princebankz70128 жыл бұрын
Derek you too my boii 😎
@Jason-kg2gh8 жыл бұрын
Derek thanx
@andrewgregger30818 жыл бұрын
Derek Merry Christmas bitch
@katiegreatbatch5148 жыл бұрын
Derek have a gooooood christmas too xoxo
@74oshua8 жыл бұрын
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a reindeer should be able to fly. It's antlers are too small to get it's fat body off of the ground. The reindeer, of course, flies anyway, because reindeers don't care what humans think is impossible.
@engraverofthemarkoftheblad77688 жыл бұрын
Joshua the Coder the deer movie, coming soon...
@noonespecial77848 жыл бұрын
Joshua the Coder no reindeers are not bees
@jacklong18448 жыл бұрын
does that mean that the main character will fall in love with a deer?
@curlminion8 жыл бұрын
bee movie ref?
@MaartenvanRossemLezingen8 жыл бұрын
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Flying dolphins.
@matthewfredericks16406 жыл бұрын
Santa could be the smartest man in the universe like rick Sanchez
@grey95464 жыл бұрын
That is what i was thinking
@meg90044 жыл бұрын
@ReelVonic wow was there any need for that
@meg90044 жыл бұрын
@ReelVonic oh ok
@Asberrrrrr4 жыл бұрын
You mean Albert 3fkonfetm?
@Oliviaisqueen3 жыл бұрын
I hate to break to ya kid but Santa isn’t real.😕
@dudumegafixe8 жыл бұрын
Should rename the video to "Is Santa Possible? Science Says Yes!"
@ShadeKill8 жыл бұрын
Is ISIS real? Science Says No! Scientists say "It's just some random glitches in the Earth simulation."
@impatrick81128 жыл бұрын
I thick santa is theLegend27
@ConBaby8 жыл бұрын
I'm Patrick hahhaha I get that hahahahahahaha
@PrimaDel8 жыл бұрын
*think
@ultimadei71028 жыл бұрын
TheLegend27?
@NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb8 жыл бұрын
I'm Patrick who the fuck is thelengend27
@velocity20268 жыл бұрын
Some say theLegend27 was the first game of war player ever
@triggeredegg96758 жыл бұрын
For the 1% reading this. Have a merry Christmas!
@RW-jd3ny8 жыл бұрын
Jking 1188 thanks mate 👍 you too, happy holidays
@larance1398 жыл бұрын
Jking 1188 thank you, happy holidays , wishing you the best :-)
@ARS_Time_Bomb8 жыл бұрын
Jking 1188 Happy Hanukah.
@nonedeal87028 жыл бұрын
Jking 1188 fuck off dude
@jonasrugebregt3438 жыл бұрын
I don't like being a minority
@ramidegui59057 жыл бұрын
Arguing considerations be like: “Of course deers dont fly!” Then everybody drives mad
@streylok4394 жыл бұрын
lunatic golden dc2 bruh why?
@meg90044 жыл бұрын
@Phoenix If he's not real then why would my parents get an elf on the shelf and make it look like it has drawn all over a mirror with one of my mams good lipsticks?
@loneneotank.56874 жыл бұрын
his sleigh is probably jet powered lol.
@kitsune76114 жыл бұрын
@Phoenix Bruh,let them believe. If you believe Santa Claus isn’t real,thats your opinion. Leave others believe whatever they want
@atvarmy24 жыл бұрын
@lunatic golden dc2 caribou aka reindeer don’t fly
@Furcoa8 жыл бұрын
So we are fine with a big red man breaking into our houses?
@serbiapranks65398 жыл бұрын
Furcoa Welcome ST. Nicholas every new year to your house.He will giveaway tons of happines and health. 💛💛💚💙💜
@soulax43668 жыл бұрын
He's the anti robber
@Rayven_4208 жыл бұрын
eli bazz, nope
@sexytommygun89508 жыл бұрын
I realised that a while ago
@felicabruh24178 жыл бұрын
Furcoa 😂😂
@majr22488 жыл бұрын
If santa is real, how come he hates poor people?
@jasonjenkins41098 жыл бұрын
he is too savage
@grentreem30968 жыл бұрын
ur right
@recoveringsoul7558 жыл бұрын
it is tragically sad that poor kids believe they've been naughty
@leoborsari74308 жыл бұрын
Bombo Klaa 😒
@monkeydetonation8 жыл бұрын
He's a conservative MP
@Salvoe8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that hears him saying "forty 2"
@cashbag8 жыл бұрын
Geometry Dash Zayhen He is saying 42 on purpose. It's a joke
@Ash148518 жыл бұрын
Cashbag2012MC it's a reference to the book The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
@cashbag8 жыл бұрын
Charis Johnson ik bro i read it and watched the movie
@masonm11248 жыл бұрын
Geometry Dash Zayhen nope
@Catishcat8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@parks747 жыл бұрын
Okay well if you travel faster then the speed of light the time around you slows down, meaning if santa could travel faster then the speed of light he would have a lot more then 31 hours to deliver all the presents
@acefulbright46207 жыл бұрын
I like your idea but time slows down the faster you go reletive to another object with different speed meaning that by the time santa deliver all the presents earth is probably in the year 3000. Also time goes in reverse if you go faster than the speed of light :)
@Daniel_Door7 жыл бұрын
Dylan 1221 Too bad it's impossible for any object to go faster that the speed of light. 😉
@willgold33247 жыл бұрын
except light
@acefulbright46207 жыл бұрын
Will Gold how can light go faster than the speed of light which is constant?
@vloh30976 жыл бұрын
Dylan 1221 but how could he travel so fast? Wormholes are not an option because they would rip everything off because the pressure is intense.
@memedojo54368 жыл бұрын
I dont think thoughty2 has ever been happier to make a video
@maxgamingjsl31228 жыл бұрын
Wo wo wo wo wo.... 3.5 in the average household? 3.5 children? Where did the other 0.5 of the children go... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
@ipel92738 жыл бұрын
two and a three and half man
@NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb8 жыл бұрын
Alexander Mill lol i bet you are the half you got cut m8
@sethcoalson35918 жыл бұрын
MAXGAMING JJSL KRAMPUS GOT IT BECAUSE HE MISBEHAVED SOMETIMES! XD
@thebagelanddie8 жыл бұрын
There's that one kid in every family we can admit is a half-wit
@mychemicalemotions8 жыл бұрын
I-I have 3 brothers...incuding me is 4. So...WILL ONE OF US BE CUT IN HALF. (jkjkjk)
@Aurasmae8 жыл бұрын
Why did KZbin JUST notify me this video was uploaded, when I watched it the day it was uploaded?
@CWelton68 жыл бұрын
The Aura Tree me too! Weird
@mirage69538 жыл бұрын
The Aura Tree hey my name is Aura!
@Aurasmae8 жыл бұрын
Ohai! :D
@HFMurasma27747 жыл бұрын
I know it’s weird it happened to me i hate it
@ne0nxcalius7667 жыл бұрын
The Aura Tree not sure never happened to be maybe a glitch
@ryanpetner10305 жыл бұрын
“The average number of children per household is 3.5” mother told timmy not to run with scissors. Now he is the .5
@tinalarosa6615 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Guydude88884 жыл бұрын
I didn't know there was that many midgets
@loneneotank.56874 жыл бұрын
im dying lol
@loneneotank.56874 жыл бұрын
im dying lol
@stackticpopej60584 жыл бұрын
loL
@user-ch2hg1ei3m8 жыл бұрын
How can there be 3.5 children in a house
@mrspacechicken1238 жыл бұрын
Henry you tell me Einstein :p
@user-ch2hg1ei3m8 жыл бұрын
MrSpaceChicken well you can cut children in half but that's illegal
@mokies78118 жыл бұрын
Henry This rose she Got her name When a rose fell on her head This is my sister Daisy When a Daisy fell on her head and This brick
@chimkelvin57058 жыл бұрын
A child is a child. You can't say it's only a half.
@enklaev19338 жыл бұрын
Henry murderers
@xDaveN8 жыл бұрын
thank god, ill never have to buy my kids presents
@spinone-d27 жыл бұрын
pull out game is strong with this one
@josephmccarthy43077 жыл бұрын
I'm writing a children's book where my 10-year-old main character has the same thing happen to him... he sees his father dressed as Santa putting presents out at 2 in the morning. And he STILL believes in Santa after that, because he knows Santa only brings a couple presents. But he gets a whole mountain of presents. So, most of them are from his parents. So, obviously they are going to put them out at some point, but Santa is coming later... So parents putting presents out late at night proves nothing. Santa could still exist.
@RAWRzooted7 жыл бұрын
Cutie Panda23 yeah your mom and dad give you some gifts and Santa brings some other ones
@RAWRzooted7 жыл бұрын
Cutie Panda23 ...we all have different beliefs
@nooba2206 жыл бұрын
U will
@ethannguyen37768 жыл бұрын
Here's a simple answer. Santa is a saint. He is based on Saint Nicholas. Saint Nicholas gave out gifts to children on Christmas and here's another fact. If you say Saint Nicholas really fast it sound like Santa Claus
@rubenthekid8 жыл бұрын
Eurtle Teh Turtle that's what I was about to say, as well as,"so science can prove Santa is real, even though they don't need science for that they just need history lessons, but they can't prove Jesus and gods existence? HYPOCRISY! I smell a coverup!
@Blaineworld8 жыл бұрын
DJBrute9 - How are you sure? Maybe his factory and stuff are underwater below the ice of the North Pole... or something...
@MegaMementoMori7 жыл бұрын
He once punched the heretic Arius during the council of Nicea. When he was younger, getting coal was not the worst thing that could happen if you got on Santa's naughty list.
@yuriroa67377 жыл бұрын
Eurtle Teh Turtle no one is a saint only God
@Mls_Atb7 жыл бұрын
Eurtle how did Christmas exist before Santa or saint Nicolas
@zoeylacroix35127 жыл бұрын
Good way to demonstrate how easily science can make you believe anything that you normally would consider impossible.
@JohnCephas4 жыл бұрын
Scientism is disgusting
@misterling6454 жыл бұрын
Boo Master Mainstream science is a religion; agreed.
@Wattzon174 жыл бұрын
Without science, there's no technology.
@sungibatman19964 жыл бұрын
Or insane things
@Mrcat-2.04 жыл бұрын
Zoey LaCroix idiot Santa is real
@eelsonwheels81878 жыл бұрын
I'm happy af right now cause I got an IPhone 6s and headphones for Christmas.
@wessynx8 жыл бұрын
Rasmus Hilding And not the 7? Lmao
@crusader76168 жыл бұрын
Wessynx Boy I got it
@jacobsartorious44058 жыл бұрын
Artizaptres it's boi and ur nine the way u say boy isn't right.
@delimbiyra6808 жыл бұрын
Rasmus Hilding damn lucky
@crusader76168 жыл бұрын
Jacob Sartorious I didn't say boy it was part of his name fucktard
@__AbAbe8 жыл бұрын
There are kids watching this vid getting there dreams crushed and then brought back
@silverrain5308 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and mind blowing at the same time. Excellent video 10/10
@emmag54587 жыл бұрын
*Santa Is Real Guys!* 🎅
@A-Vo57 жыл бұрын
Aqua Fairy you wish
@anonymousguy86887 жыл бұрын
Aqua Fairy nope
@jamiepratt64537 жыл бұрын
You wish... sorry
@janetmcclymont60487 жыл бұрын
Aqua Fairy *no he isn't!*
@kellym94216 жыл бұрын
Yes he is
@jacobwoolf20108 жыл бұрын
wait what?? flying...snake???
@kimmoremes54057 жыл бұрын
Jacob Woolf yeah. Are they real?
@willgold33247 жыл бұрын
There more gliding then flying
@willgold33247 жыл бұрын
and deer can't glide because of their weight,size, and width of their bodies. They also can't change their bones to make themselves flat for aerodynamics too.
@lewishaynes61206 жыл бұрын
Jacob Woolf yes
@lobetec3146 жыл бұрын
They don't fly they just glide
@nicklasveva8 жыл бұрын
This is done in a kids show, where santa clones himself with the power of the pole.
@nicklasveva8 жыл бұрын
*pretty old stuff (ok not really)
@ofwz8 жыл бұрын
Keeper lol
@FUBAR9568 жыл бұрын
This goes right along with my theory, except the quantum physics part since I known nothing about quantum physics. However, I believe that Santa's workshop is not located at the North Pole. The north pole is the Artic Ocean covered in constantly shifting sheets of ice. You can't build a workshop there. Santa's workshop is actually on the South Pole, which is a continent landmass. Also, the number of houses he would have to visit on December 24, is actually lower than suggested in the video when you factor all the Orthodox Christian house holds in countries like Russia and Ukraine that celebrate Christmas on January 6, giving Santa a whole extra week.
@yeah13263 жыл бұрын
It's impossible for reindeers to fly!
@jimpson1172 жыл бұрын
@@yeah1326 man uses magic bro, how many times to I gotta say this y’all🤦
@l0nedoesgaming1076 жыл бұрын
Chirstmas is gonna approach and this was in my recommended.
@crimsoncorsair92508 жыл бұрын
Christmas is about Jesus, not Santa
@zanebaughman21758 жыл бұрын
Crimson Corsair no it's not
@phucduong6518 жыл бұрын
Crimson Corsair but Santa is more famous
@noonespecial77848 жыл бұрын
Crimson Corsair no one cares
@angelusvastator12978 жыл бұрын
The Bible never mentions Jesus's death. It is a pagan scam. No wonder why Satan is an anagram of Santa O_o.
@hola12321008 жыл бұрын
both fake
@davidlococo47528 жыл бұрын
science says yes, my mom says no
@michaelfoye11358 жыл бұрын
Thoughty2 you missed the somewhat less scientific theory of the Dr Who Claus. Rather than traveling to every home in a single night, he travels to every home through time on the same destination night, but from an almost infinite number of trip origination days. So his workshop is at the North Pole, and cannot be observed because we are looking at the right place, but the wrong when. Have fun with that one.
@michaelfoye11358 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas!
@michaelfoye11358 жыл бұрын
***** Did you eat too much ice cream?
@michaelfoye11358 жыл бұрын
US of A LMAO.
@CashelOConnolly8 жыл бұрын
Michael Foye U R really sad,I guess you'll be on ur own
@tookay4ever4 жыл бұрын
This explaination of Santa has got to be the most realistic thing I’ve ever witnessed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@denniscruz8648 жыл бұрын
my friends don't believe. they all laughed at me.
@miguels87218 жыл бұрын
can we be friends?
@napoleonbonaparte95748 жыл бұрын
El Chapo good you fat fuck
@bzzzz44248 жыл бұрын
+El Chapo your friends are smart at least
@cloroxbleach32178 жыл бұрын
El Chapo. can i have money and how you doing in jail hope you get out
@masonm11248 жыл бұрын
El Chapo it's ok.
@simonandersson70678 жыл бұрын
99% of people will never read this But the 1% that did just wasted 5 seconds of their life
@RW-jd3ny8 жыл бұрын
Simon Andersson I didn't waste it! I just didn't use it the MOST optimal way... I guess, damn now I'm wasting more time
@ARS_Time_Bomb8 жыл бұрын
Simon Andersson Actually more like 10 for me. I'm a slow reader lol
@Mafonek18 жыл бұрын
2,5 second for reading, and like 10s with this comment, fk
@simonandersson70678 жыл бұрын
MERRY CHRISTMAS
@willemgerdau81598 жыл бұрын
Simon Andersson why does this have 72 likes
@antigravity75038 жыл бұрын
santa mackes the dears drink red bull so they can fly
@Frid_ayyy8 жыл бұрын
AntiGravity Are you like 5?!
@inf1n1tygamer198 жыл бұрын
Error spelling mistake: *mackes* *dears* Auto spelling correction: *makes* *deers*
@danielkader18178 жыл бұрын
AntiGravity red bull give u wings
@antigravity75038 жыл бұрын
ye they feed it 2 the dears so they fly
@mubinmk58308 жыл бұрын
AntiGravity LMAO
@otrnr69594 жыл бұрын
I've always believed the night doesn't stop until hes visited every house hes needed 2 go 2
@rachelhill22998 жыл бұрын
me and my friend think that santas SPIRT is real because no one can live that long
@jaimieritchie8 жыл бұрын
Rachel Hill I agree.
@cdavid22008 жыл бұрын
Rachel Hill So Santa's basically your God, you believe in him cos it's nice but there's literally 0 evidence for it.
@jaimieritchie8 жыл бұрын
TGL SuperStarMan47 and there isn't exactly any evidence for god, the Greek gods, the roman gods, or any other gods either, is there?
@cdavid22008 жыл бұрын
Jaimie Ritchie Thanks for agreeing with me? I said that. Your the one who believes in Santa's spirit. What's your point? I'm not trying to be rude I genuinely don't know why you said that.
@derekk26668 жыл бұрын
Geometry Dash kooplixferr yea lol
8 жыл бұрын
3.5 children per household? So like.. Half a child?
@lailamontgomery8 жыл бұрын
Leon Salvaje 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I had to pause the vid and think for about 10 minutes on that one myself.
@ALEXGIBSONCMG8 жыл бұрын
it means 7 per two households
@quarkyquasar8938 жыл бұрын
Or 35 per 10 households.
@joshuavogel25628 жыл бұрын
If only my parents told me this instead of what I heard Christmas Day...
@gxdcudix92918 жыл бұрын
Keilser '_'
@connora7707 жыл бұрын
You were told Christmas Day? Man... at least I was told in August to give me time to adjust
@ollieb43497 жыл бұрын
I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per house hold, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each. II. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second -- 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional Reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. III. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional Reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" Reindeer could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -- Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). IV. 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second crates enormous air resistance -- this would heat up the Reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of Reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the Reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire Reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to forces of 17,500 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. V. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
@mr-pubg-10837 жыл бұрын
Weekly OllieHD thers is no 967.7 HOUSES rather thers 7 houses or 967 house fuckin bitch
@SniperGamez6 жыл бұрын
Weekly OllieHD lmao 😂 I love ❤️ this is a lot
@MrCarrot__6 жыл бұрын
You messed up on your grammar there You mean Santa’s Real
@CalamityHillMusic6 жыл бұрын
smellychicken 6 You're the type of guy that no one invites to parties.
@thatoneperson89426 жыл бұрын
smellychicken6 magic he is not dead jk it’s not magic god made him to be a immortal human being meaning he will live for ever and the reindeer will never get hurt and will also live forever
@lalabeathope92198 жыл бұрын
if Santa was real he could go around the whole world because all countries have different times so Santa could go around the whole world!!
@gameshowguy20007 жыл бұрын
He does go around the whole world--and his GPS and his lists tell him where to stop and where *not* to stop.
@connora7707 жыл бұрын
He already stated that in the video
@realmagdawg7 жыл бұрын
You are a smart one
@JR-lg9yb8 жыл бұрын
Santa has to get the payload moving
@josevilleda46368 жыл бұрын
If santa gives you coal, be grateful! Coal is expensive
@somerandomguy49688 жыл бұрын
thats why santa gives nothing! you could sell the coal and buy your own presents!
@spartanarmy43668 жыл бұрын
Extreme Alien no it's not you flipping idiot. You can get a bag full for $15
@IJoeAceJRI7 жыл бұрын
when i was younger, I thought if I was bad, I could get some coal and sell it for money. Also, I live in america. I was just trying to find a way to get some extra cash.
@mountainchoi98826 жыл бұрын
He actually delivers presents to home at the speed of light and his sleigh goes the same speed so that’s how he can deliver so many presents in one night
@thepoopenator73418 жыл бұрын
Hello. I'm very happy with myself.
@matthenry28358 жыл бұрын
that's nice....if I cared
@thepoopenator73418 жыл бұрын
It's nice regardless...
@matthenry28358 жыл бұрын
Yeah love yourself, its a good feeling
@anonymousakaanonymous90018 жыл бұрын
ThePoopenator you shouldn't
@thepoopenator73418 жыл бұрын
Anonymous AKA: Anonymous I shouldn't what?
@virtualnuke-bl5ym8 жыл бұрын
If flying reindeer went 822 houses a second fast then they would burn up from friction with the air.
@virtualnuke-bl5ym8 жыл бұрын
Oh, that's covered.
@cubanlink72138 жыл бұрын
They'd still burn up.
@cubanlink72138 жыл бұрын
Oh, and if they hit something, even the smallest thing...
@masonm11248 жыл бұрын
Richard Wilks Rudolph's nose can be a heat shield
@overknight52788 жыл бұрын
Richard Wilks in the marvel universe santa is an omega level mutant... and iron man created his reindeer... i mean, starks suit defies physics since all the G forces applied to his suit in flight (him doing 90 degree turns at mach 4) 😂 plus theres a mutant who can teleport. I mean. SANTA wouldnt burn up shit
@youwillneverknow838 жыл бұрын
How do subatomic particles know when they are being watched
@alexr89968 жыл бұрын
I wondered this. And when he says watched does he mean naked eye or camera or both?
@connork80148 жыл бұрын
You Will never know haha lol
@zerox48908 жыл бұрын
You Will never know To observe something you need to interact with it. Observation is just interaction in quantum mechanics.
@cherrydragon31208 жыл бұрын
You Will never know !
@quarkyquasar8938 жыл бұрын
Your name just says it but true for some years only.
@fortnitemobilegameplays87197 жыл бұрын
I can't belive its 2 months till Christmas 🎄
@arkeyangamer36727 жыл бұрын
Yay
@pennywiseandsierraforever15227 жыл бұрын
No I can't either
@EmilySinclair7 жыл бұрын
Vloging SpinerZ 10 days now!
@finn69497 жыл бұрын
It's 10 days till christmas
@dannydanial56117 жыл бұрын
Vloging SpinerZ 10 more days for me
@onuadhain73998 жыл бұрын
There are thousands of Santi. I've seen three talking to each other once.
@squidy101playsmc7 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@ihavenosoul58057 жыл бұрын
lmao I love how you said "Santi"
@littlebee41737 жыл бұрын
Sergey Pyotr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vloh30976 жыл бұрын
Sergey Pyotr they are called parents
@edwinlaiguanming376 жыл бұрын
Don't make stories like that
@amoap6038 жыл бұрын
that thumbnail is going to give me nightmares
@omaralhatou25948 жыл бұрын
If you leave a Christmas tree in your house on Christmas Eve with no presents under it you would wake up the next day seeing no presents underneath the Christmas tree
@Jamie_Jane_Animatics5 жыл бұрын
I'm went 5 years as a non santa believer but now I will give all my money to Santa to get that candy bar I asked for
@Jamie_Jane_Animatics4 жыл бұрын
@Hosee Tumuzghi XD
@Jamie_Jane_Animatics4 жыл бұрын
@Hosee Tumuzghi yes
@Jamie_Jane_Animatics4 жыл бұрын
@Hosee Tumuzghi no give :3
@Jamie_Jane_Animatics4 жыл бұрын
@Hosee Tumuzghi :3
@johnb.42038 жыл бұрын
Saint Nicholas was a real live human in the country of Turkey. that followed the teachings of Jesus Christ and gave gifts to all nice people on Christmas to celebrate the birth of our lord and savior. And when he died everybody followed his traditions and opened there eyes to the idea that Christmas is about giving and making loved ones happy as Saint Nicholas did to everybody
@daesal41038 жыл бұрын
he is still alive (in my opinion) and he is 500 years old
@daesal41038 жыл бұрын
Canada
@trysometruth8 жыл бұрын
(Sigh....) There _had_ to be someone to desperately sew together the myth of Saint Nick with the myth of The Son of The Creator of the Universe. Two myths, two myths, two myths... better than one.
@spratsprat32668 жыл бұрын
therealfaith he also dropped gold down the chimney of a house owned by prostitutes
@chillyplays35068 жыл бұрын
trysometruth look man we believe in different things I believe that there is a God and I believe that He is real and I was offended by your statement and I apologize for my prophanty
@noahmitchell43348 жыл бұрын
But the trouble with this is that parents still put the presents under the tree. 😀
@kyle86888 жыл бұрын
Noah Mitchell 0: *crys*
@noahmitchell43348 жыл бұрын
ᕼᗩᘔᗩᖇᗪ 😂
@skuxxdeluxx83198 жыл бұрын
Noah Mitchell Because Santa delivers it to them
@chrismichael40488 жыл бұрын
BornaE he delivers it to the store
@grapieflylps33898 жыл бұрын
Ye my parents do it because i'm not Christian but still want to celebrate.
@marvinvillalobos9818 жыл бұрын
Is Science Real? Santa Says Yes!
@holdmybeers4 жыл бұрын
Sorry to disappoint you fella. I saw Santa in my living room, placing gifts under the Christmas tree when I was 4 years old. Some people say it was my grandpa. And it was. Grandpa’s kick ass
@TheNewFlutist8 жыл бұрын
2:20 is my favorite part of the video xDDDDDD
@jonas3000c8 жыл бұрын
In Iceland we got 13 santa clauses that come 1 at a time from 12. December - 24. December and give the children treats in their shoe each day
@zen38818 жыл бұрын
Do they give random presents? or they give presents according to the child's wish?
@jonas3000c8 жыл бұрын
Random small gifts until a giant one on the 24th when everyone opens gifts, in my town, we get some volunteers to dress up as the Coca Cola Saint Nicholas and walk up to houses to interact with the children at 24th December
@99cseni8 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how a particle can be in two places at once I mean I just can't imagine it, it's really fascinating
@brendanlam15754 жыл бұрын
Science says yes but my mom's amazon shipping cart says no
@kouroshesfandiari12788 жыл бұрын
Santa is fat cause he drinks 92 million glass of milk and eats 92million cookies
@bryleighshae74987 жыл бұрын
Kourosh Esfandiari not everyone leaves cookies and milk and some people can't afford to do that is rude .
@char_gards7 жыл бұрын
It’s just a joke bro, nothing rude there!
@quantumyoutubeguy27 жыл бұрын
3 and a half children! What!
@loneneotank.56874 жыл бұрын
where is the other half at?
@loneneotank.56874 жыл бұрын
where is the other half at?
@Wildtooth-mg9sl4 жыл бұрын
In the pie
@michaelp12698 жыл бұрын
and in Austria there is no Santa
@deinemutterr45465 жыл бұрын
I live in Austria and he visits me.
@emmagrove64913 жыл бұрын
Santa's bag is magic and can hold an endless amount of presents. EVERYONE knows that!
@jimpson1172 жыл бұрын
That’s what I’ve been saying!🤦
@londondeer8 жыл бұрын
Wait a fuckin second What happened with the elves in 1984?
@cheese-milk52038 жыл бұрын
They were involved in an email Scandal with the Easter bunny
@thunder67308 жыл бұрын
Cheese-milk I'm done .... Jesus christ man
@masonm11248 жыл бұрын
Quote a waffle appeared because the parents put them there for the children to eat
@Purpless_ON8 жыл бұрын
they fucked Mrs.Claus
@NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb8 жыл бұрын
Michael Pozharsky lol
@ianhampton35688 жыл бұрын
It's actually 2.5 children per house, not 3.5
@Playitalready8 жыл бұрын
And if you're wondering what happens if his sleigh breaks on Xmas what does he do? Well if Santa is a quantum particle he calls... a quantum mechanic. I think that's a particle-larly good joke ;)
@survivalstyle92285 жыл бұрын
When you beat Santa Claus with a golf club because you think he’s a robber Cha cha real smooth
@phunfone7 жыл бұрын
But then why don't I get coal.
@FPVREVIEWS7 жыл бұрын
you must have been bad..
@MegaMegajennifer6 жыл бұрын
@@FPVREVIEWS he said he DOESN'T get coal
@doabfish6 жыл бұрын
BECAUSE YOUR A GOOOOOOD BOY
@jamzman4 жыл бұрын
My dad said he got coal when he was 11
@dangerousity66308 жыл бұрын
btw, some countries open gifts on xmas eve, even more time to deliver 😂😂
@dangerousity66308 жыл бұрын
btw, uploading a video about Norwegian xmas on xmas eve. make sure to sub to my channel if you want to see that 😂
@WeirdGaming8 жыл бұрын
Dangerousity I open presents on xmas eve too and I live in United States
@s71402san6 жыл бұрын
The thing about who Santa visits is slightly incorrect. Santa visits only those who believe in him, regardless of age. And even then, he visits only Nice believers, not Naughty ones...
@SusanKennard6 жыл бұрын
I agree
@bobcat74336 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't he visit naughty ones to give them coal?
@s71402san6 жыл бұрын
@@bobcat7433 I've been naughty this year but coal wouldn't be enough, uranium would be better.
@Izzy-fe9np4 жыл бұрын
I want Santa to be real but I’m shrugging to believe
@Izzy-fe9np4 жыл бұрын
MinnieDa Wolfie thanks
@BasicallySalad8 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I got the notification for this video today?
@Elffi8 жыл бұрын
That One Swedish Kid yea I got a notification for this AGAIN today
@jrawing8 жыл бұрын
same
@fionagregory57748 жыл бұрын
That One Swedish Kid
@mrmoji60268 жыл бұрын
how do particles deliver presents?
@sealandmapping28328 жыл бұрын
MR Moji people are made of particles
@mrmoji60268 жыл бұрын
but can we be in two places at once? no!
@Pehiley8 жыл бұрын
yup I'm writing this comment and taking a quantum dump right now
@pablonilsson45248 жыл бұрын
Probably in the future? You never know what´s just around the corner.
@privatenumber96728 жыл бұрын
What happens when you apply to the laws of motion to a large man with a brandy addiction? Idk let me go push my dad down the stairs.. I'll report back. 👌
@penguinofficial82843 жыл бұрын
This video is good enough to permanently shut all the people who don’t believe in Santa (including adults and parents)
@marveltoyuniverse3 жыл бұрын
Yeah...I agree
@bigbootywhiteguy35176 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!! I've been looking for evidence all night! HE'S REAL!!!!!
@marveltoyuniverse3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Moreover, this evidence is verified by scientists and physicists. Literally the same proof is given by everyone,
@naomishepherd12625 жыл бұрын
Finally someone says santa 🎅🏼 is real 💚
@stackticpopej60584 жыл бұрын
He's real in some alt dimension
@yeah13263 жыл бұрын
@@stackticpopej6058 No.
@mrbinCS7 жыл бұрын
1:49 ass holes? ppl can bealive at what they want.. idc
@isaaclivingstoniii23427 жыл бұрын
Clorox Bleach When he said households I saw his that comment by coincidence, I actually thought he said assholes too.
@THECHAIR.7 жыл бұрын
House holds
@kennedybrooks15957 жыл бұрын
A man sneeks into your house in the middle of the night and steals your cookies?! Now I'm scared not excited. 🎅🎅🎅
@SouthPark333Gaming8 жыл бұрын
Is Clickbait Real? Science Says Yes!
@AllanElMelon10438 жыл бұрын
SouthPark333Gaming it isnt clickbait. he just proved that santa is real theoretically. like the evolutionary theory or the big bang.
@HangOutwithMalorn8 жыл бұрын
Liberal logic doesn't say jack shit about Santa. Liberals are actually less likely to believe in fairytales like God, Satan, Santa, dwarves, Zeus, Allah, and Medusa than Conservatives who tend to be mostly Christian.
@christianarman45558 жыл бұрын
People say, that TheLegend27 is Santa
@Adrian-pu7kl8 жыл бұрын
I just think of santa as a pedophile because when i heard a song *He sees you when your sleeping* it scared me thats why i wasnt really excited about christmas when i was young.
@coffinfeeder77328 жыл бұрын
Why the hell did that come to mind when you were a child?
@Adrian-pu7kl8 жыл бұрын
Jesse Flores idk
@Adrian-pu7kl8 жыл бұрын
INFINITY & BEYOND haha yeah i never knew the meaning of pedophile when i was young i juet thought of him as a stalker
@edgelord40698 жыл бұрын
Adrian Playzz SAME
@serbiapranks65398 жыл бұрын
Adrian Playzz santa is st. Nicholas , so dont worry a bit. He is not going to hurt you , indeed. Oh and that fat man with beard , he maybe will , i dont know.
@trickytheclown63802 жыл бұрын
“Jolly Fat Magic Man” Bro That Got Me Laughing So Hard, Lol.
@EHN036 жыл бұрын
people believe in a god that can turn water to wine, so why can’t I believe in a magical man who brings me wonderful gifts once a year? HuH? hUH?
@JohnCephas4 жыл бұрын
Jesus wasn't God
@ThepetsofHorseLover_7 жыл бұрын
SANTA IS REAL! IN 2014 ON CHRISTMAS EVE NIGHT I HEARD A BANG ON MY ROOF AND REINDEER HOOVES! IM NOT JOKING! IM SERIOUS! I WANTED TO GO DOWN AND SEE WHAT IT WAS BUT MY MUM SAID NO BCZ IT IS SANTA!
@Clinohumite6 жыл бұрын
I think this is a lie
@raspberry17606 жыл бұрын
It's not real how dumb are you
@JH-wi2xr6 жыл бұрын
Um no he's not dumbass
@saraolive59536 жыл бұрын
The pets of Horse Lover_1300 OMG DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS??!! Your family
@himemcfly5 жыл бұрын
Raspberry for the last time... LET PEOPLE BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANNA BELIEVE!
@Emma-dy4kx5 жыл бұрын
I was skeptical until December 2017 Me and my brother slept in the same bed on Christmas Eve and in the middle of the night my brother woke me saying he heard something on the roof I quickly hopped up and told home to come one he refused so I went and tiptoed past my parents room and to the stair, I then went to the middle step and saw him putting down a present I was legit shocked and I ran upstairs because he looked at me I ran and told my brother It was the best I believe in santa like if you do too🎅🏼
@angieg0doy5 жыл бұрын
simply Magic when I was like 4, I was in the room with my whole family, all of us in the room, we heard bells outside and looked out the window and saw something fly across the moon, we’ll never forget that moment
@Emma-dy4kx4 жыл бұрын
@ReelVonic lolllll!!! Nooo we were rlly young I got the date wrong it was like 2013-14
@newmalater69494 жыл бұрын
@@Emma-dy4kx buddy Santa isn’t real your mom will tell you when you get older
@rangertinkthomp14102 жыл бұрын
I was in my bed 2020 at about 12:47, I all of a sudden got startled by hooves the roof. I was so scared to be honest, I hide under the blanket until I heard bells. I sprinted into my parents room and then they heard the reindeer leave we were all so confused.
@rangertinkthomp14102 жыл бұрын
@@newmalater6949 oh he's real alright, I am 15
@uncledavid17767 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, 'Santa' always forgets to give presents to poor children, so his trip would be a lot more shorter
@isaiahmanders128 жыл бұрын
he is real
@pubgguru2.0238 жыл бұрын
ur a stupid
@peytonkeller85977 жыл бұрын
Lemme correct that * he isn't real* that sounds better
@Penguin-gq7mp7 жыл бұрын
Shadow Kat vlogs yeah it does
@heckdylan7 жыл бұрын
Isaiah Manders no
@heckdylan7 жыл бұрын
stephgreen1224 so that makes you one ;)
@Victor-vh3vp8 жыл бұрын
but santa doesn't live in north pole.
@noonespecial77848 жыл бұрын
victor sten he lives in the south pole
@modvind8 жыл бұрын
he loves in Greenland
@thomasmartinez22638 жыл бұрын
Santa Claus is real
@matthewphilip33007 жыл бұрын
Thomas Martinez no his not
@mikeuchiha59727 жыл бұрын
Matthew Philip DUDE THERES KIDS WATCHING THIS AND WHERES YOUR PROOF
@matthewphilip33007 жыл бұрын
can you proof it that is true
@lili97243aj7 жыл бұрын
That's your problem to go to the comments section. Santa is fake, I learned the hard way. Just accept it, you will still get presents.
@mikeuchiha59727 жыл бұрын
Lili Warrior science has confirmed that he is real
@waterable59087 жыл бұрын
You forgot about how small the sack is to all the presents 🎁
@Wildtooth-mg9sl4 жыл бұрын
Well in moives kids only want 1 gift
@theonethatgotaway83468 жыл бұрын
You ignored one thing. There are parents who *know* they bought their kids gifts, and none of them came from anyone they don't know. Certainly not a cluster of particles. Lol.
@WhyAreAllTheGoodUsernamesTaken7 жыл бұрын
The One That Got Away They just took the credits
@mikeuchiha59727 жыл бұрын
The One That Got Away Prove it
@RAWRzooted7 жыл бұрын
The One That Got Away ...are you sure?? Parents stay up late to wrap gifts and place them under the tree..so in the morning they lose count of how many they have gave...and Santa could have put some extra...no body counts exactly how..without forgetting...parents don’t care THAT much
@eeth36647 жыл бұрын
Malibou The furry Just accept it santa is not real,if you have a youtube account you should know this at your age
@RAWRzooted7 жыл бұрын
MFDOOM I know...I just miss being a kid.. I had no worries
@caramelc0rn7 жыл бұрын
Kid: Mom, does Santa Claus exist? Mom: Hon, do you really think a 60 year old, obese, and tired man will be at malls all around the world to take pictures with children.
@laurarick40087 жыл бұрын
ApulSos mall Santas are fake but there is a real Santa
@funnyfilms95547 жыл бұрын
Laura Rick Santa isn’t real
@poppyrose7497 жыл бұрын
Funny Films HE IS!
@cobra2k6467 жыл бұрын
Poppy xoxo nope. Sorry kid.
@poppyrose7497 жыл бұрын
Rival Delay sorry to break it to you but... you're wrong "adult".
@nayajarbou11196 жыл бұрын
Santa is real I am pretty sure
@tmdtommy4 жыл бұрын
"The average children per household across the world is roughly 3.5". So the average household has half a child?
@loneneotank.56874 жыл бұрын
little jhonny was running with the kitchen knife and now there is only .5 of him left.