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Welcome to another very close asmr video where I whisper you all the secret stuff to make you live the longest, or just sleep the most, or just drool on your hand while sleeping or just change oil in your engine, as you wish I can do.
I know you have already prepared 8bags of rice, each bag weighting exactly one bag of rice. With all those calculations out of the way we can stand in a way of more important things, like the hole in your pants when you tried to bend in a wrong direction. Its ok it happens to all of us that don't do a happy rain dance when we are in need of some proper hug from Sodium-vapor lamp that make us sleep like babies even that we don't even think about it anymore. But its really like that. Don't be worried of making some heel spins around your center, but make sure its geometrical center, not center of mass since that can mess up your calculations and you can end up spinning into the earth core making all the remaining frontalbrokenteeth flips impossible or almost undoable. So if you managed to make out with that light before burning your tongue to oblivion you are all free to go and run towards your favorite fridge to unplug it from wall so that you can plug your least favorite fork into that socket and expect your unfavorite human to bjutifly fly back to the bed. now all shaky and ready for a bedtime story BBQ with a smell of burned hair between your eyebrows we can peacefully sleep, but right before we get up and slap that annoying neighbor that you haven't seen since last shovelbonk. make it clear for him that its not the first and not the last time. he should known better. good night and wonderful dreams full of no neighbors, just me, even if we are neighbors.... good morning tomorrow
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[@gibboyeah]

me talking to the food in the microwave so it heats up faster

[@hiilikem]

i'm dead 💀😭😭😭

[@user-sy6kq7ww4j]

Lmao 🤣😂

[@lunosunuz]

He liked it 😭😭

[@JayDe2k6]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@roniii735]

I feel like he's gonna kiss me and I don't know how to feel about it...

[@__Marielle__]

Well I don't mind 😂

[@thecloudof98]

@@__Marielle__ im with you😂

[@zwiebeldogs]

Ya but he's gonna kiss you on the eye

[@yazdan018]

Feel gay

[@egelidos]

Just enjoy the feeling😊😊

[@ven4673]

the next video will be from inside his mouth ahaha, cant wait to listen to this one

[@easyASMR]

already gluing my microscope to a camera 🤣

[@Segal231]

thats a GREAT idea!

[@bababooey_17]

It's gonna be like this episode of the Magic School Bus where they went inside one of the boys' body 😅

[@jayl.6126]

@@bababooey_17 that just unearthed a memory ... didn't one of the students start talking to the boy with a megaphone or something to not eat her cookie? lol

[@xBlueDiamond]

03:24 "stop kissing. you damage your screen" LOL

[@Silvia-hr1wr]

Ahahahah I had to rewind the video multiple times to read it LOL

[@xBlueDiamond]

me too lol@@Silvia-hr1wr

[@aminahamino]

how did u even catch that i had to play it slower 😭😭

[@easyASMR]

man you need to upgrade your eyes to vision 120Hz 🧐

[@thecloudof98]

i need part two,and part three of these.ITS VERY IMPORTANT WE GET MORE

[@Alwayshungryandtired]

This is part 3 and he keeps getting closer and closer and I think we're about to be eaten for part 4 grab your umbrella!

[@Alwayshungryandtired]

Ps if I missed one someone pls let me know how long ago it was posted ❤ tysm

[@AndresMorenov]

​@@Alwayshungryandtiredlol 😂

[@AndresMorenov]

​@@Alwayshungryandtired😂 lol

[@judgingyoutelepathically]

the perfect whispering video doesn't exi-

[@short_life_beetle]

i’ve been listening to asmr for 8 years and i didn’t know wtf is tingles.. FINALLY I CAN FEEL IT. nowadays I wake up and look at my phone, your video is playing..

[@Mailman2-1Actual]

3:24 “stop kissing your screen” well when you have nice lips like that. It can’t be helped

[@bloodybarracuda7742]

Me: counting beard hair till I fall asleep

[@harshyadav9896]

The warm light setting is really cool!

[@wafaawafaa2178]

I don't know if you'll understand me because I don't speak English well, but... I love the sound of the beard hitting the microphone 🙂🫀

[@sleepyheadsings]

Great English 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@curse_xx899]

Your English is actually awesome! Nothing wrong with that sentence! Well done!!!

[@jtw.111]

You even used “well” instead of “good”. Nice job indeed!

[@isaacparadis7951]

You have perfect English. Great job!

[@Riverbreak]

American here. You sound like a native English speaker to me!

[@jadedzealot7150]

I love these tingly, up close videos! I especially love the soft birdsong in the background. It adds a layer of relaxation that is unmatched

[@TrishaR84]

Wow… I have been dealing with a ton of painsomnia these past two nights and the second half of this video is the only thing that helps me to relax enough to make me fall asleep… Thank you so much, Vlado. 🙏🙏🙏

[@evelynarquette]

Most amount of tingles I’ve had in YEARS (not exaggerating). Thank you!!

[@JorechDalc]

Finally, this is close enough, thank you very much.

[@sahyj]

The audio is so clear and tingly , such a good video

[@MissSirenita]

Lips look moisturized and all, cool cool. But I’m more interested in that description 😂

[@dogmeat510]

LMFAO I just read it

[@Lavaginadetutia]

The next video I wanna see your pores , and maybe your neutrons and electrons in your composition , we can't have you "too much closer" :D

[@quackk2b2t]

oh my god :sob: realll

[@xandria_magic777]

😂😂

[@goldcrispy3917]

I laughed at this one 😂😂😂 thanks for making my day better

[@darcyblue9900]

Finding this video was like hearing a distant choir of angels. Amazing

[@ludovicacastaldo7593]

I don't know what you put in these but since I found your channel I stopped watching other asmr creators, you're the only one who manages to give me tingles and it's amazing

[@zoedalsace68]

I think it’s not possible to be closer 😂😂 thanks for this 👍🏼

[@joeeemama69]

the beard scratching against the mic at 2:47 is soooo good 😩 any chance of getting a video of these?

[@MisterEPearl]

OMG YES

[@ozzyningning]

My house weighs exactly 8 bags of rice, with each bag of rice weighing 11 bags of rice.

[@menalogy]

At this point I’m seeing all the molecules

[@lesgoldsicher]

This is actually really tingly.

[@Hani300]

Ahw it just feels like back in the day when you uploaded the surprises and stuff! Thanks for still creating so good sounds Vlado! 🙌

[@Lydia1973]

This close but speaking in slovak would be great. I don't know if this can get any better but I really like the way slovak sounds.

[@Riverbreak]

I second this.

[@crustycarrots538]

Now this is good whispering ASMR finally

[@plushiemikey]

More great ASMR, thank you! I think future close up videos can feel even closer with just a little bit of panning audio edits~

[@ARMORXV]

This video is exactly the thing my lonely touch-starved self needed! 😩♥ Thank you! Please make more like this

[@josefdean8280]

this feels sooo great

[@LeCrenn]

Oh wow. That was super tingly.

[@missionspooky]

Favorite channel for content and comments 😂 ❤

[@NIK0NI]

20:00 ok you got it now sleep please

[@La_TangoMariaa]

Please make another one of these... soo good!!

[@secretchef]

I love your close-up videos. Makes me feel like we are there.

[@TommyHead-lf7qi]

Just imagine being in POV and you smell his coffee breath😭

[@katelovespizza]

Oh I love this

[@MochiFlurryGames]

Soooo tingly 😍

[@ladymoon1317]

50 shades of tingles 😅

[@masoncourt1183]

The color scheme of this video reminds me a lot of the cover for the jar of flies ep by Alice in chains

[@Mailman2-1Actual]

I feel we can get even closer :3

[@brendano3735]

crazy tingles! ahh!

[@AlexTannertv]

The next video will be a microscope of skin cells, even closer!

[@Human-ct6dp]

My screen is waterproof and it won’t get damaged 😘 3:24

[@caidenford9311]

Had to change the like count from 666!!! LOL I would have liked it a ways you already know. Love the video and this mini-series of sorts! I’m not sure if it was intentional but the way you whispered in this one is very mouth-sounds-ish and I’m quite fond ❤

[@Dusty_Crusty09]

Pov: you to your pets because you have no friends to talk to 💀

[@blueblueasmr]

I wish my lips looked like this so upclose😭🥹 Great Video! 🎉

[@easyASMR]

thank you! :)

[@krossBoxCoachKrose80]

I LOVE these close ones!!! Nice Lips 👄 Thanks for all you do, Easy ASMR!

[@AndresMorenov]

Not enough, closer 😌

[@Intimateflow]

Too close is NEVER too close beautiful man ❤🥰😍

[@Ylan_brd]

No, still not close 🤣! WE NEED MOREEE❤️❤️

[@milenajulia]

Good Morning tomorrow and thanks for very nice dreams😴

[@eddiedaniels5034]

Vlado, so far, this has been a very successful 2024 for your channel. Great views and subscriptions. Let's get you to 160K soon! These videos are a must with earphones. 💚

[@Dusty_Crusty09]

19:50 - 21:00 what 😃

[@chaewon9971]

So… what are we now? 😂

[@myaserrano5158]

I’m not going to lie I never know what your saying but it’s cause I’m already asleep by the first minute 😂😂❤️

[@ivansleepy4722]

Personal space packed the packages and left the planet. Love it.

[@Clarisselhc]

Oh wow !!!!!!!

[@houldcroft89]

ooooo that was noice - but could still get closer lol

[@bonheur2658]

CLOSER

[@melong.g]

do u actually write the descriptions for your videos or is it ai generated (or are you ai)

[@easyASMR]

i start music, close my eyes and write blend of all the latest events or abstract thoughts.

[@melong.g]

@@easyASMR that is very inspiring thank you mr easy

[@tuncgormus]

Something as ordinary as lips makes me think about the human anatomy when they’re this close 😅 Great Vladeo as always btw!

[@saebica]

I WOULD NEVER get you close enough

[@zzzzzzzxxxxxxxxx]

vladogpt was working hard for this one 😂💓

[@bowserbros.4929]

VladoGPT is cooking on the descriptions

[@yvs.1993]

14:00 😳

[@user-fl6kj4kc6x]

Um okay bro what the actual flip

[@vklver]

Bro said 🫦

[@Angwasss]

Closer

[@Persephone7772]

😂😂 the description kills me brb im gonna go unplug my fridge 😂 also this isn’t close enough 😐

[@latenightneons]

19:45 "If you are girl. And If you are not girl, then you are boy." 😅❤️

[@renatoritto]

I feel like its time for Gift Torture Club be reactivated since youre showing it too much again hahaha amazing vladeo as always

[@easyASMR]

do it 😈

[@OshawottLuke]

POV: you're an ant

[@nykolac5215]

Ooooooh gimme a trigger words version of this!!!! I miss the Slovak words! ❤❤❤

[@sinistroTanaka]

3:24 how did you know 😔😔 (In my defense you were calling me with your lips) 😢😢

[@ibeenbarking]

👌

[@martinstom1]

well

[@alessandraparadisi2200]

❤ A kiss from italy

[@egelidos]

Two kisses ❤

[@rauha-tati3971]

I feel like I can smell your breath through the screen

[@len_lena]

💀💀

[@easyASMR]

tutti fruti chewing gum right

[@Kombajn04]

🥇

[@shoobydoo4303]

sick 👌🏻

[@meaganhenscheid9305]

Closer.

[@onefunkyboi]

your breath better be minty fresh

[@gobbleswells2883]

Really, Vlado!?! Right in front of my 🥗 salad??

[@user-hn3gy4dw2r]

😂

[@insatiablespark7069]

That secret message 😗😘

[@0xymor3]

What if we listen to you and don't look at the video ? You'll never be close enough mwahahahaha ! 😝 okay, let's go to sleep now. 🙈

[@2kesayota942]

Definitely, our beloved Vlado doesn't show his face because he can get all his female subscribers pregnant only by a looking, and he's a gentleman above all. Jokes away, thank you for this kind of videos, they're really relaxing :). Have a nice week!

[@falcoperlan]

i forgot the happy rain dance! guess im not getting a proper hug from sodium-vapor lamp :(

[@fatesquiet]

bro back up

[@egelidos]

This guy knows how to seduce his audience 😮

[@AKayfabe]

not close enough! Come on now. Crawl inside the microphone will you?

[@curt4326]

Why is bro so far from the camera 😕

[@michalvozar]

to co za objektiv pouzivas ze vies ist tak blizko prosim ta???😭

[@easyASMR]

popravde nejaky nobrandovy za 5 korun s dovyrobenym adapterom nech to macruje poriadne 😆

[@michalvozar]

@@easyASMR vies odhadnut kolko moze byt mm? :D

[@Why4k]

Cool video! (im kissing my screen)

[@TylerDurden-kv6vm]

Ok you got it now sleep please lmao

[@serifegunduz4382]

Bro it’s not close enough

[@andrewgarfield9898]

I love you

[@marcosaureliopinheiro]

I always thought your mouth was beautiful. And now very close up. 🫦

[@kevinlong2822]

The only way I could be a better player than him was by signing a contract extension and not getting paid a million bucks for the rest the year lol