Is This Some Kind of Joke? Aliens Shocked After Watching Humans Survive on 'Primitive' Emergency Kit

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@Vender02 2 ай бұрын

I knew the alien team was going to lose when Sarah Chen showed up.

@mystykaltouchsanctuary8156 2 ай бұрын

Me too! Sarah Chen is a badass!!!

@allmivoyses 2 ай бұрын

Sarah Chen must be the future's Doc Savage.

@ryanackley3109 2 ай бұрын

Sarah Chen is the AI version of HE from the bad translation videos.

@KetonShaw 2 ай бұрын

Yes! Women screw everything up.

@rebeccascott6508 2 ай бұрын

"And yes, we need the instruction manuals!" Best line of the story!!!!! Thanks for sharing!

@michellegoewey2939 2 ай бұрын

Sarah Chen! The most versatile woman in the Universe!!! 😂😂

@barelyasurvivor1257 2 ай бұрын

And the Chen Family One of her family members is the Captain of an Earth Dreadnaught in the future.

@serge263 2 ай бұрын

Don't forget Jessica Chen, the psychopath thrillseeker.

@TedHallII 2 ай бұрын

Starting as a Cub Scout and leaving scouting when my boys joined the military, this just seems right. Attending Mountain Man Rendezvous for a hobby is what my wife and i do for fun.

@jeffjames4064 2 ай бұрын

Humans are so tough, we use the toilet paper at the gas station in an emergency. The aliens probably faint at just the thought.😅

@rhonda338 2 ай бұрын

this was great, I camp and new this was going to have a large learning curve. LOL

@orionvick264 2 ай бұрын

A good Boy Scout troop would have kicked ass and had a blast doing it

@thomasbolman375 2 ай бұрын

The good, old PNW. A place I call home. Easy to survive here, if you know how. Easy to die here, if you don't. We have people die on day hikes because they didn't prepare for what could happen. We still have critters that can, and do kill people. Good times, if you know what to do, and not do. I will admit that the "Basic Survival Kit" used in the story is not my usual loadout for a wilderness trek. I always bring an axe, 5 different knives, a multitool, 7 ways to start a fire carried in different pockets and in my pack. a tarp, emergency thermal blanket, fishing kit, and lots of extra goodies. my pack only weighs about 25 lbs. and I can walk all day with this on my back. Clothing is a whole different game based on time and place. A parka will not help in the High Desert in August, and short will kill you almost everywhere in January.

@Mr-Corey-June 2 ай бұрын

Do you have a breakdown PVC bow in your supplies?

@thomasbolman375 2 ай бұрын

@Mr-Corey-June No. I have a breakdown made from Pacific Yew.

@tmduke55221 2 ай бұрын

The last couple lines sound like they could have come from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. A couple of those lines just made me laugh, especially the one about the Apology to Steve Thompson, and then the one about who would you like to be your instructor, someone who can start a fire in the rain or the one who spent 3 hours trying to voice activate a flashlight.

@susan-of6xd 2 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahaaaa, ha🫡🤪🫡🤪🫡🤨🫡🤨

@tamarasmith9060 2 ай бұрын

😂 A realistic "humans are more advanced than we thought" story!

@yomogami4561 2 ай бұрын

great story and i love how the aliens admitted defeat and started learning from the humans and the recommendations on the report

@hua_man 2 ай бұрын

I was expecting a cameo of a guy with a compound bow, canvas tarp poncho, and a big knife.

@williamthehammer1 Ай бұрын

"...BUT THEN!!!" Holy shit, that scared the shit out of me!

@jackp8583 2 ай бұрын

Good story. Human survival methods not overblown.

@michaellinnet6095 2 ай бұрын

Matches? What were these, Army Surplus survival kits from the '70s? While the good old P38 is still an adequate can opener, most of the better survival kits contain a magnesium block and flint striker for firestarters. Scrape off a small pile of magnesium flakes, pile your dry tinder on top, and make sparks. And unlike matches, it works when wet.

@susan-of6xd 2 ай бұрын

I miss my p 38.

@michaellinnet6095 2 ай бұрын

@@susan-of6xd Yeah, them damned things are more reliable than anything you can buy from a store. You used to be able to get them from any Army Surplus store. Don't know if they still carry them anymore.

@Maelael 2 ай бұрын

please keep these funny stories coming

@Oktopia 2 ай бұрын

Aliens calling themselves aliens lol

@Questor-ky2fv Ай бұрын

Thanks for the laughs. Survival equipment should be primarily non powered. However, a flashlight & radio that runs on a combo of batteries, solar power, & hand crank is good, but don't forget the matches and that metal rod you strike with a knife to make sparks. My mid-60s brain can't pull up the name of the metal at the moment. I also suggest bringing some REAL steel wool without soap in it along with some batteries. Apparently, when you hold real steel wool against the end of a battery, it starts to burn. Tech can be very helpful and fun, but is useless without power. In an emergency situation, solutions that work without power are more reliable and can keep you safe--and alive. If you have some limited power during an emergency, like an emergency generator, you need to prioritize what electronic devices get to use the power and use non powered methods for other things. At home, the fridge should probably get first priority on power usage, and maybe the microwave oven, which only needs to be on a very short time. Out in the wild, priorities are likely to be different. Anyway, thanks again for the story. My IBS has been flaring up since yesterday, and I needed some laughs.

@matthewsykes4814 2 ай бұрын

I love the humour. And I am on holiday... I think a warm fire by a river is called for, so I'm camping out at Saltburn Beck.....haven't done that in ages.

@Golden_Pawz 2 ай бұрын

Gotta love Sarah Chen

@allmivoyses 2 ай бұрын

Sarah Chen must be the future's Doc Savage.

@rebelbecky276 2 ай бұрын

This is hilarious! I am a camper so I relate. This is my favorite sci fi story so far.

@susan-of6xd 2 ай бұрын

My stomach hurts so much from laughing. Ooowwwwwww! Hahahahahaha!

@thureinyekyawmyanmar 2 ай бұрын

Sarah Chen is the bad ass.

@biffgee6797 2 ай бұрын

Nice!

@SerenaSilverMoon 2 ай бұрын

I wonder what city folks would have been like there. I've been camping and done survival training (one afternoon but still) as a kid in the 90's, I wouldn't have been as good as the humans. But city folks might be worse.

@ryanpiercy3390 2 ай бұрын

depends on the city folk, a lot of bums need fire to cook their food too, they probably wouldn't be as good as experienced survivalists but still, they kinda are survivalists of a different sort.

@sherrykathman3309 2 ай бұрын

I'm a city folk and I definitely would have sucked, but not as badly as the aliens. I definitely would have started trying to prepare shelter right away. What is the rule of 3? Something like "3 hours without shelter, 3 days without water, and 3 weeks without food"?

@SerenaSilverMoon 2 ай бұрын

@ryanpiercy3390 Yeah, but I meant like living in an apartment, working in the city, and eating mostly easy, ready meals or REALLY easy home cooking. People that have never even thought of going camping or how to survive if something bad happened.

@SerenaSilverMoon 2 ай бұрын

@sherrykathman3309 Yeah, that sounds about right. And it's harder to get water than food if you don't know what you're doing.

@ryanpiercy3390 2 ай бұрын

@@SerenaSilverMoon people living in apartments are more often the ones at risk of being homeless if something happens. Many of them were homeless at least once for a short time. They may not be as good as country folk in some survival situations but most of the women at least have the sense to read the instructions before trying to use something they don't understand. To get this bad amongst humans, you would likely have to go look at the idle rich who were pampered all their lives and mentally can't bring themselves to actually work and meet their own needs.

@kimwilliams722 2 ай бұрын

Thank you well done

@johnrettig1880 2 ай бұрын

Aliens..... Instructions we don't need no stinking instructions Humans.... All right, put this over there. Stretch that over that way and tie it down real tight. Aliens...... Do this to what , then what to when and how to where ? ? ? 😮

@MK-tc1on 2 ай бұрын

Would have been funny if they went by "alone" or "naked and afraid" standards. Especially the second one where you get a pot and Firestarter and a blade. No clothes but a burlap bag. Some seasons you get to bring something like a bow and arrow or slingshot or something you pick. Humans are cold, aliens are screwed.

@timaustin577 2 ай бұрын

Grew up in the boonies, Trained in the Military & SAS Survival Cub`s Scouts, Ventures. Who Dares WINS :-)

@vicarofrevelwood 2 ай бұрын

That was fun.

@davidl.leggate8186 2 ай бұрын

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

@conradrolla 2 ай бұрын

That Swiss army knife looks like shit generated by AI! Well you tried!

@ivorholtskog5506 2 ай бұрын

It helps to know your tools.

@RogbodgeVideo 2 ай бұрын

Do the uniforms seen from 5:59 onwards remind anyone else of those from early episodes of Star Trek Discovery?

@lb493 Ай бұрын

Reminds me of what it would have been like if the Pilgrims met the Indians and were able to communicate right away and didnt try to kill one another.

@barelyasurvivor1257 2 ай бұрын

Gee a trained human survival team knows what they are doing? And how to use their human survival equipment? Color me surprised. Oh wait, Sarah Chen is here. LOL no wonder.

@tedenderpal1299 Ай бұрын

So when did the humans notice the other team were aliens, space aliens? I mean they thought they were on a UN operation. Oh well AI story again!

@crystalweible152 2 ай бұрын

Where is the punctuation in the subtitles?

@barelyasurvivor1257 2 ай бұрын

his crystalline structure, instead of, not crystal instructor Lyra Quasar, instead of not Leroquisa, knot tying,instead of, not tying, sprang into action, instead of Sprang interaction, practiced efficiency, instead of practiced deficiency spare tarp, instead of spare top,

@dorugu Ай бұрын

lool they'll regret that decision and remember it for times to come :) doubt they kno anything bout manual labor at all :) wsit: what will yu v do if yur fancy tech fails? :)