This Achievement Will Ruin You - Hearts Of Iron 4

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[@fjdhxicytxh6jf]

Calls us Timmy✅️ Says he is lazy✅️ Plays a game that slowly eats his brain✅️

[@CooltasticOG]

The game's gonna starve eventually then 💀

[@munk6576]

Is submissive and breedable ✅

[@TinyTank77]

Certified isp video

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@HeavyLefty]

@@munk6576is submissive* no hoi player is breedable…

[@bigpoppa1234]

We finally have an entire video of ISP saying "Portrugal".

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@anjay4418]

E

[@nixtrostrike]

Pretogal

[@So-ny9hf]

“Portugal a-z” 🤓

[@GameyRaccoon]

Four yeehs

[@Zimbobroke]

*little timmy getting awaken every episode just for several more hours of pain*

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@oksanahar2173]

2 reply’s 🗿

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@oksanahar2173 there isn't much to say, so people don't do it just for the sake of more replies weird current obsession the internet has

[@serturkbeyhan557]

I don’t know if I’m alone in this but I find your voice and personality very soothing sometimes I just open one of your playlists to listen to while I sleep

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

same it’s actually scary

[@plssubscribe-i4s]

So true when i play hoi4 i just watch him to chill out

[@mallyxtheunyielding7212]

He does have a very unique and calming voice

[@muhammadgharibaldy8064]

Same hahahahaha

[@muel1565]

kinda like taureor

[@whiteink225]

Never knew that ISP's name was Joe. You learn something new everyday

[@AureusYoutube]

Joe mama

[@Deimos001]

Joe Maroid Arroiyo Makings Arnold

[@lourencopedro1]

Joe Mama

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@fellowbalkaner09]

Joe Bideni

[@t2force212]

Thing about doing achievements off historical is you can use the game rules to make specific countries still follow their historical paths while still being achievement eligible. Also there is a game rule now that allows you to turn puppet and minor contributor warscore (apart from players) into overlord/major contributors war score and the options are all achievement eligible.

[@mileshill7196]

Wait can you?

[@t2force212]

@Miles Hill yep, it's how I do alot of my own achievement runs

[@enderboy1824]

3:04 due to a series by Valefisk I already knew his name was Joe, but glad it’s common knowledge now

[@funnyname8004]

4:47 gave me kaiserreich flashbacks

[@nixtrostrike]

At leat I had some fun doing this achievement back in 2020. Was able to conquer the Allies, Axis, Comintern and Japan by 1943 on non-historical. Again, like ISP said it takes A LOT of luck when choosing non-historical.

[@idontexist1681]

Back then, germany wasn't as overpowered

[@Finn_the_Cat]

Will it ruin you as much as trying to win as Ethiopia in patch 1.5.4 with the only dlc active being Poland United and Ready and Historical German Portraits, because I think that one broke me

[@Slouworker]

That can't be a real achievement

[@Finn_the_Cat]

@@Slouworker it isn't I was just doing it as a challenge for myself and I want to slam my head against a brick wall

[@Finn_the_Cat]

@Banana Warrior I actually managed to beat Italy as Ethiopia, it took a lot of micro and some save scumming but I did it, I lasted till 1939 when ww2 started and the allies saved me

[@yoacek2773]

A small tip... If you train troops with forgein manpower from your puppet, you can still deploy it in your mainland even when the area is not green

[@lamskc]

You know what would be cool, if there was an achievement that was the same thing as this but it was “Goa head Macau my day” where you also need all of India!

[@radulazar9494]

Timmy woke up to the most strange Portugal game ever seen

[@AP-vu7vt]

This is definitely the hardest I’ve seen ISP sweat on hoi4 and I respect it so much 😂

[@seanmeinecke509]

I like the chaos of non historical ai because I easily got the achievement of winning a defensive war as Switzerland because communist France declared war on me and non aligned Germany came to my aid

[@SurgicalStrike41]

I appreciate that you love us so much to do the most cursed achievement in the entire game by far

[@franconbean]

I found out the hard way that you cannot return territory to your chinese collab Gov, and it almost killed the run I did for this one

[@jshadowhunter]

Funny story about this achievement: For some reason, Japan lost to China (even though I even sent an attache to them), which Macau My Day even easier. Oh and I did it with Monarchy. Wasn't difficult.

[@SMGJohn]

I assume its easier by just going Portuguese-Brazil Empire, invade Spain as usual, destroy Netherlands to get Indonesia, create a thick marine core, make some brick walls for French border. Then just naval invade Britain in 1939 before WW2 and let France become next major, then naval invade from Britain to France before the Germans get to them. After that you "might" have to capitulate Australia or Canada, but thats relatively easy by comparison, so after this is done. You have a Japanese unified China, stack some fat stacks in your now owned Vietnamese territory alongside Macao and that French place, you can just steamroll China with some 14kph medium tanks that go pew pew.

[@bruno0898]

i think this is the most chaotic save you have ever played...

[@TheGodkitty]

This is still more sane than playing central america

[@guildam7105]

>Mom I want to see the man in the high castle >We already have the man in the high castle at home >The man in the high castle at home: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jaHTn4aEZ86Crpo

[@ZinvictanGamer]

José is not the portuguese version for Joe,no, that would be the worse enemy of english speaking tourists: João

[@frangotino]

isn't it? João = John, José = Joe aka Joseph

[@vneezy]

@@frangotino you're correct, Joseph is José, ultimately from Yosef in Hebrew. Meanwhile João comes through Greek Ioannis (it also has wild variants like Johan, Giovanni, Ivan, Juan, János)

[@natestarkovich4893]

doing achievements without historical focuses is usually easier in my experience unless germany stays historical

[@yogurt8080]

Saw Pantaleimon at 11:48 and immediately started getting flashbacks to Aftermath The Axis Victorious

[@ReikerForge]

Having needed to do this six times because "Form a collaboration government" is vague as shit and very easy to do wrong, I can easily say this is the worst achievement in all of HOI4

[@vin55100]

had all of china, and the collab, but my collab did switch its capital to Beijing, so yeah cheers for that. No achievment all the pain.

[@galahad749]

Portugal being that yellowish green is also vomit induncing

[@mighty_spirit8532]

11:16 Didn't know Ireland was portable

[@Gingerbreadley]

I’m a simple man. Love me some historical off isp

[@Huge_M]

I can sense this will be macaurable on isp. But it will macau our day for the better.

[@MBSteinNL]

*did most of the more annoying achievements with a Ironman-enabling cheat mod* Ah, I see why my sanity still feels intact. It didn’t commit suïcide by proxy unlike ISP’s brain

[@Jefrings]

Objective: conquer China HOI4: Sorry, but did you mean : conquer the WHOLE WORLD?

[@UltimateWolf900]

Fun fact : The leader of portugal in 5:14 , Rolão Preto here in Portuguese (Brazil) means Big Black Dick and im not kidding lol

I found this one to be one of the very few meme achievements that was actually a lot of fun to get. If anything it taught me that Portugal can become a fucking monster.

[@sheacorduroy5565]

I tried to do this achievement once, was about 5 minutes away from capping China, then my game got stuck in an unavoidable hard crash. Please never go for achievements in paradox games, everyone.

[@somerandompersonidk2272]

This achievement shouldn't be that bad though if you do monarchist, rush Spain in 39, then afterwards rush the allies and destroy the faction. Then you can go ham in China.

[@animageous]

I find the EU4 achievements to be relatively consistent and stable. HOI4 is a horrible nightmare, though.

[@BurnBird1]

I 100%ed CK2 without any issues (from a game stability pov)

[@loltank5315]

This is probably the most insane videos he's made.

[@bigbenhgy]

It's not worth it to annex a collaboration government for factories. You get 75% of those already and when you annex them you'll have 50% less building slots (losing some of those that you built up) and start from 0% collaboration.

[@chadsimon7221]

Do artillery only 🗿

[@TheCabbageMan]

This one got you good. It broke you. I can see it in your voice. I can hear it in your eyes.😢

[@henryam503]

Oh hey an isorrow video

[@Ryuko-T72]

When the achievement makes you conquer the world

[@superninjaraidingman]

Ireland. The unsinkable aircraft carrier.

[@Eisenwulf666]

It's Macauing time

[@njokte5207]

Brazil watching from a distance while some random guy starts spooning Germany into the V O I D

[@Rockjan1169]

Ireland, also known as the "portable" aircraft carrier

[@agoutisauvage8698]

i'm doing my all of my achievement on non historical: and i lost only 300 braincells

[@room309no2]

I wanna see the suffering. Plz release directors cut on that war

[@JohnPGarrett]

The Fascist Route is universally accepted as the HARDEST (non-democratic) route to do this achievement. Playing Portugal-Brazil or even the Iberian Union (communist) route is INFINITELY easier. Both routes give you a strong powerbase and lead to focuses to give you CB's on China.

[@nicoka3542]

Finally I can watch other people suffer again

[@zegermapping5285]

I got it first try, it isn't that hard when uniting with Brazil

[@MartenDE]

4:47 accidental Kaiserreich reference

[@xblafren]

Well consider my day Macau'd

[@Crizzly122]

CALL ME GRAVY BABY, SAY IT

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

"The dawn of no friends lol" 😂😭

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

ACHIEVEMENT: Convincing iSorrow to defenestrate himself. Completed!

[@pabelito1082]

Man we really need ISP to play the ottomans on kaiserreich, they're very fun and have some nice content

[@valikadilnik4368]

ISP needs to suffer, not ejoy the game😂

[@fireballJJ1]

ISP, dont worry my love, I had a game where I had to destroy, at an upwards, of a quarter million german planes

[@inerukc1]

poland meme bear when

[@henrywilson2136]

Can also Order 66 them. Requires military access though.

[@thomasbale8493]

Well done, you've won hoi4. Have my babies

[@noahtheboa948]

LETS GO ISP MOMENT

[@rednas1448]

Im probebly just mentally ill but i play all of my achievment runs on unhistorical and have a fun time doing so.

[@walnzell9328]

The achievement should've been crueler and forced you to take Tibet.

[@joshdotavi]

This has given me an idea for a Kaiser Germany playthrough

[@leogutschow]

It's interesting that Rolão Preto (the portuguese fascist leader) has an interesting name. Rolão comes from Rola, that is a pidgeon, and is used as a slang to say "cock", and the "ão" in the end indicates that is big, só Big Cock. Preto is black. So the full name is Big Black Cock

[@baconbot2663]

"With historical off You're rolling the dice on whether you have a game or whether Democratic Germany will form" truer words have never been spoken. This gave me vietnam flashbacks to restarting every other game when I see the democracy increase spirit on the post german civil war government.

[@Caroleonus]

Make Ireland your.... "portable" aircraft carrier hmmmm

[@awesomestickguy]

16:35 that didnt age well

[@orcasidewinder8991]

5:15 It's sad that you guys don't know Portuguese, because his name is one of the most fucking funny things i have ever seen in a while

[@ValkyrieSirena]

Fact: Macau in Cantonese is a slang

[@bytemosery4946]

My avarage Hoi4 game : 16:25

[@DISLIKEPRIDE]

Gotta make a mega campaign with mellenium dawn

[@franciscojavierdelatorreba3554]

15:06 no friends lol What

[@Deimos001]

Acheesemas time lil Timmy!

[@thomaszupan6308]

Hello mr iSorrowsproductions Trotsky. Long time viewer here, a return to 2017. I remember you playing a mod while I was pretty deathly sick, it was the Hong Kong mod. Can you please show us an update to that legendairy mod? I have never ever forgotton that video and PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU TO DO IT AGAIN AND I WILL COMMENT ON EVERY NEW VIDEO ASKING

[@michaelmutranowski123]

thicc Afghanistan real MVP

[@TheMarashian]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIIIIISSS 🎉🎉🎉

[@Lancynical]

>never do ahistorical ever again Skill diff

[@Thegoldenaerobar2]

Paradox, put a warning label on the game please, I have 3000 something hours and my social life has evaporated and I cant resist taking over the world as yemen, call a therapist for me someone help

[@endercat107]

You literaly played past my father's birthdate

[@RoibZ]

Man this video was so good especially when sorrow said "It's sorrowing time" and sorrowed all over the place anyways would anyone know how to fix hoi4 it constantly crashes for me.😔

[@desertdesmond6736]

verify game files through steam, if that doesnt work reinstall, if that doesnt work idk

[@RoibZ]

@@desertdesmond6736 Yeah already tried that and more. Thanks for trying, though!

[@adamgadbaw7747]

Should be called ruin my day

[@BackToTheStart47]

My day was indeed macaued.

[@cyphermasq7870]

You did not just call monarchist Spain cringe.

[@Prez_Jimmy_Carter]

Im still doing it off historical

[@Backlash882]

Did he call Ireland, 'mobile'

[@duyas1628]

This looks painful.

[@feldspar1496]

Based fifth portuguese empire

[@amckittrick7951]

Macua my day supercut when?

[@vladanvyskocil]

In my opinion, it is better to defeat Britain first, then attack Japan, and then conquer China. Britain and Japan are conquered in exactly the same way, disembarking, taking a port and then simply defeating units and gaining territory or running for victory points. China is very backward at the beginning of the game but has a lot of units. But if you have Britain and Japan under you, you'll easily manage it.

[@jean-lucesterhuizen8279]

ISP ISP ISP

[@vtandromeda6790]

Notice: Tibet was not required for the achievement…🤔

[@someguyfrommaryland3195]

3:07 AverageJoeProductions

[@levimiller6168]

Your name is joe!!

[@Chad_Maximus]

Non Historical for this one... oh no

[@aptspire]

11:20 If you could change the names, would you name it "Airstrip One"? and Which new origin are you gonna pick for the inevitable sponsored Stellaris video?

[@GameyRaccoon]

Jesus your account is almost as old as me.

[@shocksaber3808]

ISP you're such a youtube

[@joshuagascon4462]

I love you map man

[@hexen4907]

Macau'd hard