IT HAS TO HE THIS WAY

[@bongibot1104]

The story of Lanky btw for those who don't know it Lanky used to be a medic in the jungle, he was a fellow soldier in an attack on DK mother base. In order to let DK escape, Lanky was forced to assume the identity of Donkey Kong, becoming Punished "Lanky" Kong. Later when the last member of the DK crew came to kill off DK, he killed the Lanky, who was assumed to be the big banana, Donkey Kong. Lanky did not die however and became a cyborg , assuming his original body to fight off the system. He became S-HE-nator Armstrong and had to fight Raiden Kong in the ultimate battle for Earth. Now you know!

[@hansenkreuz8890]

Under rated

[@bigbluburry7450]

im mak-HE-ing the mother of all omelets here mari-HE-o you cant fret over every egg

[@alexrexaros9837]

"Played Coconut ball, you know."

[@marxjester9802]

“At some cushy Kremling school.”

[@genuinearity8790]

@@marxjester9802 "Try University of Kongsas. I could have gone pro if I hadn't joined Ol' Cranky. I could split a boulder in two...with relative ease!"

[@blaster.m1943]

"Bananomachines, son!"

[@sweetpataterz8738]

@@marxjester9802 “at some cushy Kong Kollege”

[@SomeDork353]

"Bananas, son."

[@taytonium1908]

Bananomachines, son

[@gatoloco3949]

It's even funnier because he has a pfp of a cat making that face while looking at the banana.

[@seankillingsworth8618]

Nanomach-HE-nes, son.

[@nicholasberryman3454]

HE mentioned something interesting. Lanky is perusing new research. he claims what they are doing on image boards is the missing piece... A HE thread to expand metal dong

[@bongibot1104]

Lanky sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper Cranky, I'm already expanded

[@FLP-MK]

This man felt it 7 years ago. He knew it far before us. He always knew this is going to be big.

[@bobhills4702]

That Kong has a funny face.

[@Chinesetakeout382]

A weapon to surpass metalgear

[@SharKwORDT95]

Lanky Kong proceeds to take over the United States war economy after hears the final version of the DK rap and it deprecated him.

[@gamegnome486]

Every time I come back to this, it hits harder. Truly a masterpiece.

[@meatman2203]

Truly ahead of its time.

[@buprevengeance6573]

46 seconds before the joke kicks in Beautiful

[@smeltstarverse7306]

“ARMSTRONG SO STRONG IT ISN’T FUNNY” I BEG TO DIFFER I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER HERE

[@alfasilverblade]

Now you just need to add the guile theme that goes with everything.

[@5persondude]

That description is God-tier

[@karelsimek5871]

This is what i hoped for when i searched this

[@Ddoofu]

bananomachines son

[@megamixit4404]

This unironicly goes so hard

[@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar]

Old KZbin is the best KZbin.

[@callietheinkling3697]

Way before the 2022 meme.

[@alexlee4154]

Thats not the right boss for that theme...

[@wagnerputaco1536]

MEMES DONKEY !!!!

[@DreambrushStudios]

"TRY KONG KOLLEGE"

[@Melchior237]

dafuck did I just watch.