It's a 3-Scoop Kind of Night Here

[@mosesgarner2404]

"Do not follow this thread." - Ian to James in regards to teachers. I was rolling!

[@e51v50h]

I am a long time fan of everything late night and have been since Johnny Carson and I swear these monologues are the best I have ever heard EVER. The comradery and carefree comfort level with the staff on this show are second to none. I absolutely look forward to watching this every day, and when you guys/gals take breaks it truly feels like a piece of my day has been chopped to bits. Keep up the amazing work. :)

[@Gauseltown]

It's so nice to have the crew involved in every show. Always fun to watch...

[@dominikbeitat4450]

"I've got a gift for America." "Unity?" "It's the news!" Reggie is just too pure for this world.

[@sunshinenOJ]

Probably 'you already get 3 months off' : 2 weeks Xmas, 2 weeks Easter, 2 months summer

[@katecosettevocals]

"It's a gift for all of America" *"Unity?"* 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@mrniceone17]

James: Teachers.. Ian: *Nope!* 🤣

[@katc6128]

James and the crew are to me, unbeatable. True gold. Laughed all the way through this one. Keep it up y'all! Thanks for the always great show 🤘

[@jacobanatoly2804]

James is just super amazing. His passion goes way beyond the the audience and the viewers, it’s the crew that helps build an amazing show for all of us to laugh and find humor in anything.

[@kingofthesharks]

James: "Teachers...." Ian: "oh gawd, Karmel's corner to the rescue!"

[@rallyny]

For the life of me I don’t know what the deal was with the teachers. Care to explain please?

[@CTPillay]

@@rallyny I think James was going to joke about why teachers need more time as they finish at 3:30…or something along those lines. And thankfully Ian stopped him! My mom is a teacher and the amount of work they do is just too much. She sometimes sits until 2 in the morning to get it all done but still doesn’t have time to complete everything. So even if she’s home at 4 everyday, she’s still bring home lots of work everyday. Being a teacher is mentally and physically draining and the deserve to be called heroes ❤️

[@ViktorFury]

@@CTPillay they don’t deserve to be called heroes. They deserve to be paid properly and have significantly more support with less ludicrous hours. Let’s not normalise calling people heroes but not actually fixing the problems. Not a dig at you at all, but calling teachers, nurses etc heroes just normalises their ridiculous working hours and the expectations levied on them.

[@MSBLS721]

@@ViktorFury this. You're correct. Calling them heroes doesn't help them pay their mortgages or feed their families.

[@CTPillay]

@@ViktorFury you’re absolutely right. Thank you ❤️

[@kingofthesharks]

Cameraman Mark is all about Live Music Cameraman Pete is all about Fins Up Cameraman Scott is all about LOL (both the esport & actual chuckling)

[@mrniceone17]

One of the best bits in this monologue: 11:57 You can see that James care to his staff.

[@sophielem59]

Thank you for the subtitles! I wanted to see this video like an hour ago, but without subtitles it was a little hard for me to understand... So thank you so much!!

[@SuperSuperballZ]

It's so refreshing how positive this show is. The vibes are crazy. How do they stay happy?

[@cea6770]

probably a mixture of personality, money, alcohol (among other drugs), and acting

[@kiranraval6139]

Genuinely The best late night show on TV. 🤗🤗🤗 watching from the UK every morning 🌄 poor James

[@courtneyandrade5637]

That moment when Ian saves the whole show

[@rallyny]

For the life of me I don’t know what the deal was with the teachers. Care to explain please?

[@mickelin100]

yep...awesome!!!

[@MarcinMoka1]

…every episode.

[@zilasgregersen2956]

I also still don’t understand what James wanted to say about the teachers… I feel so dumb haha

[@Lenore4Evermore]

YOU GAVE US THE GIFT OF "THE NEWS" ..... Let Steve Play the JINGLE!!!!! LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!..Ian with the "cream" line..on point !!! :)

[@EdmundoMonroy]

Best crew in the business. Could watch an entire show of them just goofin around

[@xsakisaki]

I really want my husband to watch this show with me to see it's brilliance but I feel like we are too far gone now and I can't even begin to explain where to start watching 🤣

[@kh8529]

Just three days ago my husband started to watch bits from way back. (The high chair for example) He watched more recent ones before but wanted to go back. And I actually enjoyed watching it again. So do it!

[@heatheredwards7861]

This was one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. It was fabulous!!!

[@David-nu3dr]

Three scoops of fun and laughter! Loved Nick’s Christmas present! Bravo, James.

[@resonantmoonaudio]

I love the inclusion of the crew and writers in the show. It certainly sets this show apart from the other late night shows.

[@thomp4529]

Hagar should talk more often. She has such an alluring voice!

[@peacekelly1128]

I love this show and I think James is extraordinarily talented in so much. James please stop picking on yourself. Whether you’re overweight or not you’re still a very handsome man. I wish you good luck on weight watchers if it makes you happier. You being happy is the most important thing what other people thinks is not. You seem as though you’re a good man and you’re a handsome one. I’m sure your wife loves you just like you are. 🥰 I love the monologues they’re so dang funny. The way he gets the cameramen cracks me up. 😂

[@curcumaorganica3944]

Thank you for saying it 👏👏👏👏👏

[@antonialove2671]

I'm pretty sure that Monday's show is going to be the 1,000th episode! Can't wait to see how they celebrate! 🥳Perhaps the official launch of Karmel's corner? Cameos by Susan and Pete and the rest of the crew?? Whatever it is, I can't wait!

[@shethingsd]

I love they are discussing Hanukkah every night.

[@MicheleEngel]

Renee Wentz, I was just thinking that, too! No one else does that. And I didn't realize that it would actually make me feel included until I noticed that James is doing it. (And I haven't really celebrated Hanukkah in many, many years.) It's amazing how little things like this can make you feel seen. What a great guy!

[@Nobody-cw4wm]

Come out of the shadows Scott…yer up! 😂

[@smorris7713]

Was hoping to get my spirits lifted and you guys did not disappoint 😆😆😆 poor Scott 🤭 y'all be awesome 💃🏾

[@StevenTorrey]

Looking at Trumpster's butt; Meadow: "OK, where do I plant my kiss?"

[@depoalkevin]

Salute to the cream in your coffee joke

[@Prettygirlcn5]

Please check in with Scott every day 'til Christmas! X'D

[@jacobanatoly2804]

What a perfect guest. So amazing to see her. Omg she’s fabulous.

[@coacheric77]

JC: I have a gift for all America Reg: oh unity??? Golden!!! And sad as well

[@slypear]

"You might be getting cream..." Kudos, writer/s!

[@sunnyboi2461]

Best Show on Late Night 😂💜

[@soupsgord]

“How do you spell your name?” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ciaragallagher646]

Thanks, Ian, for stopping his nonsense. Ive been answering emails, grading papers, and planning lessons until 9 or 10 every night, but sure, we're done at 3:30.

[@MicheleEngel]

Clara Gallagher, you rock! Thank you, thank you, thank you for being the teacher that you are! And, no, you are NOT paid enough!

[@juanrapington4411]

It was clearly staged.

[@juanrapington4411]

@Beth Spangler It’s a late night comedy show for crying out loud. Teachers are not excluded from humor and ridicule. People are so easily offended these days. You are practically saying James does not respect teachers, what’s next, cancel him? Grow some skin snowflakes.

[@andreiavieira6443]

Excelent monologue, keep up the fantastic job 👍🙏🙏👌👌👌

[@carriejohnson7816]

Pretty sure there is a show where James speaks about teachers not being paid enough for what they do. It was during lockdown.

[@karlimcgowen5619]

Ian for the win! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@marlasingerr1996]

I can't believe people still think teachers finish their day at the end of the school day lol.

[@lisab9541]

Heck, half the weekend was grading and prepping.

[@Coni2009]

@@lisab9541 that’s why I left after 9 years, well that and the paperwork, meetings, report writing, etc.

[@marlasingerr1996]

​@@lisab9541 Yup, my Saturdays are full work days.

[@Senpai12k]

James watches the show on KZbin along with us lmaooo

[@LadyHashZ]

The show keeps getting better and better!

[@bart5868]

Still missing the info about the cruise though... When will you visit the Netherlands?

[@BoogerDad]

Eco-friendly has taken on a whole new meaning these days

[@philosophynerdlady]

Thank you, Ian! ❤

[@rin_box]

love that Ian is now officially James' brake 9:38

[@doggiesfishies3764]

Thanks for sharing this time stamp the comments kept talking about it but I wasn’t able to sit and watch the whole thing, thanks !

[@smokyhopgirl]

I've been waiting for this ☺️

[@jackieyang9337]

Thank you for the gift. I like it very much. It's nice

[@delta5297]

You may not think about the former president...but he's thinking about you.

[@music4my4]

The funniest late night show!

[@NirvanaFan5000]

honestly, even though I don't celebrate it, I appreciate the hannukah shout out. good to embrace some diversity - esp when december is culturally gobbled up by cloying christmas everythings

[@MonsterSound.Bradley]

You forgot the New $1,900 Tesla Cyberquad for Kids. Not kidding.

[@nbbim2012]

Nick Bernstein ALWAYS on the job, LOVE IT!!!!

[@joemagnus5085]

I have the exact same gift policy as Reggie

[@vilmabravik946]

Soooo a 1D reunion soon James????

[@jeonoconnorsmith8427]

OH PAPÁ MOCHII 💜💜💜

[@defikidsmusic]

More like a 3 shots, 3 Guinness, 3 puffs and pass kinda night.

[@IKEMENOsakaman]

Wow!! 1000th episode coming soon! Can't wait 😛

[@KaySTeal4434]

Poor Scott😂😂

[@sdbelland]

Absolutely the best late night show!!!!

[@alinaigrad]

Biden's one line.. is every teenager dream type of answer when asked about their ex. :))

[@eschwarz1003]

Max is 42, so late 40s is not that far off

[@testecalle3378]

I wanna get cable just so I can watch this show but that would also mean I gotta wait up till 130 in the morning cause I'm in the Atlantic timezones and I'd say it's worth it

[@jackieyang9337]

thank you very much love you

[@stayhappylittlemermaid]

there is a time in everybody's life when you have to stop being scared and say what you want & need cause holding back only leaves you with regret & unhappiness!

[@ArgChica]

Mark will be wearing camaflouge tomorrow just to hide further 🤣🤣

[@theplourde]

Considering how there was a big school shooting in Michigan just a couple days ago and four kids died… I find that almost teachers joke insensitive. Thanks to Ian for keeping James in line.

[@TheTechnoElf]

That cup isn't there yet, but it has a lot of spunk.

[@jeonoconnorsmith8427]

PAPA MOCHI HAHA I LOVE IT

[@kevincortez6227]

I love how society is starting to not even recognize the former president by his name. the rest of us have been in denial since 2016, welcome to the party.

[@bunnybrady6963]

I don't watch TV but I will get my show in on KZbin.

[@KimSuecutie]

THANK YOU IAN!

[@KamInBim]

The smoulder from Max at 3:45......... *Fans self*

[@wadebuck69]

They figure out the salmon sperm and vegetable oil to replace plastic right before salmon go extinct from global warming

[@glasscolours]

This has become one of my favorite shows since the pandemic, but the teacher comment? This just shows you have no idea what teachers do all day. Imagine recording your show from 8 to 3:30pm everyday (no bathroom breaks, no lunch breaks.) You also aren't just sitting at the desk hosting, you are responsible for the lights, the cameras, the sound and the stage managing. And while you are working your *ss off audience members keep interrupting to say "we're bored, we don't like this, where's the old host of the show, my friend saw Stephen Colbert and he's way better." Then you finish at 3:30, and you don't have a writing staff so now you need to write an entire 6.5 hour episode by yourself for tomorrow, but you don't have a writing staff, it's just you and you need to pick up your kids at 4. Teachers need an extra day for planning, and students need to learn how to invest in their own learning at least one day a week.

[@image9851]

Someone explain the Joke?? 9:22 Didn't quite understand.

[@WhyYesIAmABich]

Go back to 9:08 he's about to say something that would piss teachers off and Ian was Luke nope you're not doing it.

[@tonyslaton3863]

Scotty was in the spotlight for a bit on that one

[@carriejohnson7816]

I suggest a “Take a Break” bit for me.

[@MrNiceguyofficial]

I think salmon sperm is pretty commonly used in you know.. Salmon farming

[@nathanreider2972]

theres an extra candle lit on the menorah??

[@Phonton]

The 5th candle goes on and off for the entire first half of the clip 😅 wonder who's controlling it?

[@traceyholt8223]

Teachers ? - after teaching remote learning for 2 years, not moving from my computer between 8am and 6pm each day - yes what were you going to say? Thankyou Ian!

[@nass_jk_3355]

James💐

[@duchessofst.andrew7210]

Unity 🙋🏻‍♀️🤗🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼❤🙏🏼☕🌺🌈

[@verdatum]

Crowning a Chanukah King & Queen is such a great idea. I feel like Christianity never would've kicked off if they implemented this in advance.

[@unholytwinz]

YEZZZIR WE HERE EARLY BABY!!

[@tinas_hotdog_sophie]

James watches on youtube? Hi James! :P

[@felicitym14]

Teachers don't end their days at 3:30 James. I substituted for 15 years and never left before 4:30. Clean the room, make notes, discuss the day with other teachers. And as a substitute I didn't have to do planning, research, print out work sheets etc. They are grossly underpaid and over worked

[@constantinkwiatkowski1940]

another great show. Salmon sperm mug comes with a lot of cream ... :D

[@bsj7285]

"unity?" rofl

[@starkravingralph]

Cream in my coffee is exactly where my mind went...would be delish if it wasn't salmon flavored. I like my cream fresh, hot, and man flavored...mmmm mmmm mmmmm...

[@hoodedr6]

Max can do that ALL DAY

[@joymcdonald8240]

It was a 3 scoop show 4 sure

[@buckminfuller8158]

Mark Meadows and Trump talking out of his a@#$%

[@eschwarz1003]

also, Biden got in a sick burn "I dont think about him" can mean the person versus the residue policies

[@mariagalvan4185]

James, you already pissed off BTS Army and now you want to piss off teachers....I agree with Ian...you are going down a slippery thread here! LOL

[@madiealexander26]

Ian 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kristinn3367]

Wasn’t the band on the other side before?

[@uncleI3]

You got a lot of people who work for you... and we all have mortgages!!

[@uniquefreak37]

this line went over my head? What does james burning teachers have to do with Ians morgage? Does the teachers union own a bank or something?

[@Armyforever-vu2bb]

Yayyyyy🥳🥳🥳

[@Fulblade]

Ian won this episode!