It’s a horrible life: Jack finds the cause of her bad luck and it’s HIDEOUS (parrot voiceover)

[@BlindTruths]

I love Jack and her voice and her mama and goblin booger brother. You guys bring the most joy to my life.

[@FartBird]

I truly appreciate comments like this and they are the reason I smile at my phone screen. Thank you for being here 🦜

[@ruthbriggs5372]

'You can die at 30 like Emily Bronte' 😂 Jack is hilarious xxx

[@FartBird]

She did make me feel loads better to be fair 😩

[@cloeyliuzza5796]

😂😂😂 aww jack you can’t help it. You tried your hardest but that little goblin made it hard.

[@FartBird]

I really did try but honestly I can’t help that my beautiful lady bird body has a physical reaction of disgust - it’s out of my control 🤷‍♀️ All my hate 😡 Jack 🥰

[@MrsBenniebaby1]

You guys are so sweet ❤

[@FartBird]

❤️

[@dianevandemortel2439]

I laughed my *ss off the couch. 😂 Congrats on your 30th mom! The best and worst is yet to come! You would be a great writer. ❤️

[@FartBird]

Thank you friend ❤️

[@marypatmaginsky6358]

Jack! I'm so glad to hear your updates. Mom is getting pretty up there. Huh? Well she is younger than my son...so I could be your grandmama!!!! Enjoy your tea!!!

[@FartBird]

Hi Mary, I didn’t know you had a son. I’m willing to give him a free exorcism as a thank you for your continued support of my devious ways 🥰 All my hate 😡 Jack

[@Doug_H_79]

Well I know you were addressing the devious lady birds, but as a longtime watcher of your endless stinkeyes and complaining about your brother Yoshi I think I can reply as well ;) while I do love your poetry and boundless words of wisdom, that was a bit mean to say about Yeoowshi and lady mother. She loves you as you are, nip nops flopping about and everything. Try to be a little nicer to her. As for Yoshi, well...yeah a bit hard to overlook the wanky blanky oh dear..poor Yoshi 😂

[@FartBird]

I tried to be nice, didn’t you see? I couldn’t do it I threw up 😡

[@Doug_H_79]

@@FartBird True..I did forget the throwing up part. Well you tried lol

[@marypatmaginsky6358]

A poet and we didn't know it!!! Just like the scarlet pimpernel!!

[@jessreynolds6095]

I love jacks history lessons, ❤

[@FartBird]

She’s always happy to share her knowledge (and rage)

[@WukandJinjy]

I’m feeling the luck part 🤣🤣😰 Jack everyone does it 🤣🤣

[@FartBird]

Not me, I ain’t never done a thing like that a day in my life! All my hate Jack 🥰

[@ruthbriggs5372]

LOVE the poetry 😍

[@FartBird]

Sweating in a blanket of snow 🥲

[@VeronicaMarshallArts]

Happy belated bday! and Jack gave the watchout eyes

[@FartBird]

Her terrifying beady little eyes pierce through souls

[@NoodlePotato]

Somebody please turn the poem into a rap, I need a Spotify playlist of Jack songs cos those lyrics are FIRE

[@FartBird]

I would really like a beat behind some of our videos but I can only ever find really… not our style stuff 😭

[@kellyevans9485]

❤ that was genuinely beautiful poetry at the end Lorna. You are so talented + so well thought of, please stay hopeful. Xxx (+ Please take heart in the fact that at least you aren't currently riddled with BEDBUG BITES!, like meeeeee.)

[@FartBird]

Thank you Kelly - I appreciate you making it to the end and listening to my inner musings through Jack. Ever hopeful, I promise! From Jack: Bedbugs? When the pluck did Yoshi come over and spread his lice?!

[@kellyevans9485]

@@FartBird bedbugs not even from Yoshi, but from a HORRIBLE! hotel, unfortunately. :(

[@eileenhatton5240]

love your channel! And happy 30th! I recently turned 30 too

[@FartBird]

Happy 30th to you, friend! ♥️

[@evamurray4478]

Wanky blankly 💀

[@FartBird]

There isn’t a blanket WORSE than a wanky blanky

[@evamurray4478]

@@FartBird 🤢🤣🤣

[@PrincessSallybelly]

Iam 44 😂😂 life is miserable lol

[@FartBird]

Jack said make sure you drink some tea - no point in being miserable AND dehydrated

[@dianevandemortel2439]

The best year of my life was 44! 😂

[@mimimzz2779]

😂😂😂😂

[@1angrysk8rgirl]

What the pluck?!?!?!!

[@FartBird]

It’s a beast of a world out there 🥲