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Izuku was shaken from his ruminations by his phone buzzing in his pocket.
alienqueen: i’m gonna buy you a beginner energy drink
actuallyasleep: theres nothing wrong with my coffee
purrple: oh please do
alienqueen: you dont have to wait for them to brew or cool off, and they have lids! you can just throw them in your bag and have them whenever
actuallyasleep: absolutely not
actuallyasleep: why do i put up with any of you
purrple: pretty sure his bloodstream is just coffee at this point, he’d probably just immediately die if he drank anything else
loud’n’proud: bc you love us!
actuallyasleep: that’s a wierd way to spell loathe
loud’n’proud: …
loud’n’proud: for that, i’m replacing your coffee with an energy drink in the morning
actuallyasleep: i want a divorce
had the thought "vigilante izuku adopted by dadzawa but they've been in a group chat for years and never realized it" and decided to write it despite not having written in like five years so i'm a bit rusty. other characters and tags to be added as needed, lmk if i need to tag anything else. probably gonna be mostly shenanigans and fluff, not a big angst person tbh