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[@siechamontillado]

The wee discussion at the end is the most real discussion of all time. So true.

[@enemy198]

Yeah, I'm with Ellis about the double prong. It's the worst

[@ml210993]

I can relate. I can relate so much. Even with that sitting down part.

[@cab63868386]

yep can confirm is pee discussion is 100% accurate

[@2jdestrodegr15]

@@ml210993 I have peed whilst sitting on the toilet seat not realising that I was just pissing myself instead of it going in the toilet

[@deltatm]

@@ml210993 I honestly thought I was the only one who had this happen to.

[@Quartz5005]

The last conversation is when you and your friends are talking and its relatable and you say the same thing at the end and finish eachothers sentences.

[@Blackraven6]

That was literally me watching them during the stream XD I was like Yeaaaaaap :D

[@duhhnai]

that was so recognizable its scary lmfao

[@spajki001]

I think all males agreed with that... I want to add when you sit on the toilet and forget that you have a boner so you also have a dribbling on the front...

[@someafro-latino1329]

Pretty sure every guy watching this had a deep understanding of where they were coming from

[@rulerofeverything4949]

How the fuck do guys dicks work !??

[@tntguardian6455]

Love how Jake, Ellis, and Alex are all agreeing with the piss experiences whilst Gabby is wheezing up a storm

[@victorcharles27]

Made me wheez too 🤣

[@AzureMoebius22]

I think we've all been there with the piss mishaps (pisshaps?) And Gabby's wheezing gives me life

[@slambat2905]

It's like the most relatable thing for every guy on the planet, and girls just have no clue

[@orbgyaj]

too real ⛲🌧☄🌊💧🎉

[@reubenread7687]

🤣 Im crying- that completely killed me

[@littleshep5502]

"take your time and aim carefully". Jake, meanwhile, missing the mech at less than 200 meters, and only using machineguns which are out of range

[@siechamontillado]

Asking Jake to take his time is probably a bridge too far. Just ask Gabby how their Saturday nights go.

[@jakalow]

Lol

[@AikenDrum1715CE]

And then going on to discuss missing the toilet while having a wee.

[@XadexSquared]

Also a very ironic comment considering that last conversation

[@FredRated1967]

I know in MWO, machine guns are only effective on internals once the armor has been stripped away.

[@Dhark0rion]

Top tier conversation at the end there.

[@remigiuszrutkowski9527]

Being man is hard

[@prismatixthehumanperson6184]

Pretty standard wpe content

[@Gabryal77]

Honestly it was kinda nice to know other guys are going through it

[@zaxtonhong3958]

“Take your time and aim properly” Is a whole different context with that last clip

[@iDroopyeah]

I burst out laughing at the final conversation because of how relatable it was and the mutual agreement about double prong. Great video again

[@Trojianmaru]

And when they were all agreeing about how much double prong sucks, you're nodding along, n so are millions of other guys. The entire male population all nodding as one like "ahh yup yup the worse. Terrible, amirite? Yuuuup so bad yup"

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Yeah, double prong is the _worst,_ but sideways piss is a close second.

[@htv_therealog8243]

That ending conversation was the most relatable thing that I’ve heard all week.

[@nutshooter12]

i believe every male that has ever lived, will agree on the double pronged wee... and if you havent experienced it yet.... well you're certainly gonna be in for a shock wont ya

[@siechamontillado]

Honestly don't know what's worse: double pronged "coffee drip" or the double pronged "misty." "Coffee drip" is when the secondary stream is coming out like the coffee drip of a coffee maker and "misty" is when the secondary stream is like the "mist" setting on a garden nozzle. The drip seems better if you can catch inside the bowl, but misty is such a bitch cause it just gets everywhere!

[@CaptainFirespitter]

I got something that was the worst for me. No idea how but the double turned into a triple with the coffee drip. My most embarrassing moment at a urinal and getting the looks of “how in the fuck…?” From the others next to me. Happened once but never again I hope.

[@Oddball_1943]

@@siechamontillado the absolute worst is the prong pressure washer

[@CallSignKraken1025]

So high pressure it'll cut through steel, that's a real man's piss

[@corruptedgaming6634]

Jakes always using “it’s my first time playing” excuse when he drills someone in the back every time lol.

[@KatabaticPlays]

Hmm I should use that for when I hookup next. Oh! Wait! It's for a game. Not sexual intercourse. My bad.

[@corruptedgaming6634]

@@KatabaticPlays LOL

[@procrastinatinggamer]

I think in one of those cases, where Jake was in 3rd person, he still hadn’t learned that the gunfire emerges from the actual guns on the ‘Mech. Which I know sounds obvious as all hell (but still something Jonk wouldn’t realise :P ) but remember that in a lot of shooters, as far as the game itself is concerned, the bullets either emerge from your face or close enough to your face as to make no real difference. In this the guns could be three metres off to your left and a below your character (lord knows I’ve dumped enough PPC shots from my Warhammer into a hill I’m hiding behind to learn that the hard way).

[@maxamillionevergreen8701]

Giving the WPE crew mechs, what could possibly go wrong

[@Rainlights13]

no building, tree, or large rock on the planet left standing, or mech, they'll all just end up falling over and writhing around occasionally firing lasers at the sky...I for one can't wait!

[@ninjastargames253]

Can't believe that last clip went from talking about helmets to men pissing. Also can't believe that it lasted about a fourth of the whole video as well.

[@KumoriTamashi]

"Jake did you just blow caths arms off?" Cath:"MY ARMMMMSSSS!" Best bit 😂

[@anonymous7386]

Pity she wasn't driving a Black Knight at the time.

[@KumoriTamashi]

@@anonymous7386 yeah haha.

[@Rainlights13]

@@anonymous7386 It's just some light armor damage!

[@Zack_Zander]

I’d take that as a Yes

[@SPX157]

2:02

[@nicolevickyhades]

Gabby just absolutely dying in the background of the last conversation was hilarious.

[@Piotr-eh6jx]

That pissing thing was by far the most relatable thing I’ve heard from you

[@lautaroacuna3236]

The end conversation with Gabby loosing it by seeing that men truly understand what everyday problems each other face made my day. Truly a "Women☕" moment 😂

[@andybrooks7228]

Am I missing something? How is Men Urinating a Woman moment? Has Human physiology changed and I just didn't get the memo?

[@matejbosela9093]

@@andybrooks7228 its just a men's equivalent of gossip spreading.

[@andybrooks7228]

@@matejbosela9093 This isn't gossiping it's discussing real life issues that are annoying but funny.

[@steelbear2063]

This makes like a negative amount of sense, what the hell did you even say

[@xeno4102]

Don't understand what you just said but just gonna act like it's funny and laugh

[@Christopher_TG]

That last bit was amazing. I love that all the guys are all in sync and fully know what they're all talking about and Gabby is just laughing like a loon in the background.

[@Cucumber_Dragon]

7:46 oh gosh not the double prong, I can feel the pain, can relate

[@Xandorram]

The wee conversation and Gabby laughing at the end, that's priceless content xD

[@siralcatraz9049]

As an MWO player, seeing the WPE crew in 'Mechs and surprisingly doing well is both a curse and a blessing. Great, now I need to boot up MWO again...

[@user-vz7bj3mk6z]

Me too... Aww shit, here we go again.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

“Doing well”?? …well I suppose they _were_ usually getting the ‘mechs to go the direction they wanted and hitting some shots, so yeah, actually you aren’t too far off there.

[@Klinara]

The end giving new meaning to the phrase “taking the piss.”

[@TedMelander]

I love that all the guys are just going along and agreeing. absolute gold

[@craigmacdougal7826]

“...dribbling down the front!” I feel your pain lol

[@remen_emperor]

I never expected that the most relatable conversation I'd ever hear from this group was about the weird mechanics of urinating

[@connerorear6810]

I’m glad I can rely on you guys to make me laugh even when I’m down. I just lost a good track friend as of yesterday, he passed away at the very young age of 19 from a heart attack caused by a rare condition in young adults. I resorted to your videos to slowly ease my mind and laugh to at least cheer me up. Thank you all guys for helping people laugh with your videos.

[@user-kw9zx9vv6h]

The last part where the conversation just goes to the most relatable topic to most people who has wee problems is sooo good because it is highly relatable.

[@AviCrocco]

"ramming speed ramming speed!!" *hits him* *MOANS*

[@dwemermaniac1108]

Its not a worst pre-made ever video without a large portion of the video being sitting in the lobby talking about piss while someone is wheezing 🤣 love the vids, always manage to make me smile

[@zacharylarsen9168]

More Mechwarrior! Love this game, and it’s overly complicated controls are perfect for the pro gamers you guys are.

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

Ah yes, another game where Jake and Alex spend all their time and energy just to screw with Ellis. :P

[@cameo86]

No wonder he tends to wee with such a high pressure. He's got to get all that anger, rage and frustration out of his system somehow 😁

[@jamesreilly1054]

it pains me how much i relate to the final conversation

[@electro7435]

As a mechwarrior/battletech fan this is both hilarious and infuriating to watch at the same time.

[@firetop-cn8vb]

Yea

[@colbyboucher6391]

I'm just happy to see something Battletech-related get 274k views

[@reeseluck313]

The pee discussion is what got me the most, when Ellis said that it double prongs I was already laughing then ofc Jake and Alex started agreeing and made me shit myself laughing.

[@LegoLordPro]

We love banter, we really do love that shit that you guys do. As always keep it up.

[@Acecombatfighter]

I was not prepared to be flashbanged by words while watching this. And I could stop laughing long enough to breath!

[@dthurston87]

Came across your guys KZbin channel not to long ago and have been binge watching sense. Absolutely love what you all do and you all are hilarious. Hope you all are having a great week and a great weekend!

[@ahayward38]

That last conversation was too real!

[@drmaulana2600]

from discussing about a guy that didn't blink to discussing a literal piss..top tier lmao

[@themasterchef9784]

I actually watched the streams that you guys did for these, and we need more of this!! It was a fantastic video!

[@erickchristensen746]

That last conversation really killed me hah.

[@nixxy1983]

can always rely on you folks to make me cry from laughing so much, the wee conversation got me badly haha

[@AnthonyBij]

Quality Content!!! First video that made me decide to get Membership, and 2 minutes of it is about urinating! Not even surprised.

[@nightstylemonk2336]

on todays episode of WPE, Jonk, Ellis and Alex talk about pissing for 2 minutes straight while Gabby struggles to breathe.

[@MrEgg93]

That end conversation killed me...

[@corporalclaystar8587]

The most fun of this whole video was not the gameplay, but the wee reliability

[@twichee247]

The wee conversation got real real quick 🤣

[@sushifox2058]

No Ellis herding cats would be easier then herding these guys.

[@yobogoya4367]

Alex's comment about sitting down for a wee and still managing to piss on the floor had me laughing so hard I was crying.

[@SaxGirl92]

You guys never fail to crack me up, this last conversation of the vid was a golden one (pun intended) xD

[@nathansingleton7532]

Dude the double prong is just the bane of a man's existence in the bathroom real talk...

[@cartreezy1631]

Glad to see you guys have the same bathroom problems as us yanks over the pond

[@unit4735]

Literally the most relatable conversation at the end

[@Tarful2]

Christ! I am watching your videos for a year now and in every video there are parts where I'm snickering. But Ellis describing his piss as a pressure washer really cracked me up. Well done!

[@niallsnyman7864]

the toilet wee part was hilarious

[@savagekilla7685]

the pee part was the most relatable thing I've ever heard

[@tomaspetruz7774]

The last discourse about the wee was both educational and entertaining as hell xD

[@joshuas9]

The piss conversation was the most relatable thing XD

[@seithiophi666]

Relatable wee conversations with WPE

[@3ightba113]

This is a perfectly accurate representation of the professionalism present in the average inner sphere mercenary company

[@roundnround952]

The Toilet humour made me cry with laughter! Thank you guys! 😂

[@Carlieth]

This was brilliant. Cheered my whole week up thanks :)

[@IAmTheShadowStar]

We went from Alex complaining that the AI don't blink to Ellis explaining how he pisses

[@AurizenDarkstar]

This is pretty much any Mechwarrior match. Especially the constant ramming into each other or accidentally firing on your teammates. 🤣 Also, gotta love that random death from above.

[@VK4502B]

Most relatable conversation ever at the end.

[@jhon835]

Recent subscriber. Very funny stuff. Keep up the good work boys! And Cath! And Jonk!

[@MultiWweiscool]

Love that the piss talk was so relatable

[@ZenAlphaFire]

I feel like that last min of the video was speaking to my soul... Can't believe how much I could relate to that LMFAO

[@scrubwrecket3699]

The most agereable and calm conversation they have is about pissing and I completely understand them lmao

[@notarussian5589]

Me: downloads and starts playing MW5: Mercs just a few weeks ago WPE: Allow is to introduce ourselves as *the best pilots*

[@zacharycoash6380]

I love the fact that as soon as they mentioned the double prong piss I made the same agreement sound instantly

[@bhriguwarthe3807]

that last part has no right to be this relatable.

[@ad1kher0gaming71]

I've laughed so much at the peeing conversation that I pissed myself. Thanks WPE, very cool! :)

[@Necrodermis]

Ellis remember when going to the toilet: "take your time and aim carefully"

[@TotallyNotShiny_Stone]

The conversation about piss...I can relate, LMAO

[@DarkIzo]

oh god that toilet talk at the end made me enter fully gabby wheeze mode 😂

[@FUBARguy107]

Can confirm the double shot is so annoying. My lady and I are always fooling around so there tends to be some... sealant... once in a while lol

[@antoniokelly1011]

"car turning over" LMAO

[@MH-hu5pi]

That last conversation is so relatable

[@thesnep4757]

I relate so much to the pissing. But those wheezes cracked me up.

[@austin4481]

Thank you for openly talking about pissing between the rim and bowl. None of the guys at work will admit it, and act like I'm crazy.

[@steelbear2063]

Pissing on the floor while sitting on the toilet. Yep, can confirm

[@odsts6658]

Never thought I would see you guys play this game I'm happy to see that you guys were having fun

[@davidbates4473]

The end of the video:- Ladies: Utter Confusion and Intense Listening *Looks over to their guy friends* Dudes: Nodding in Agreement Ladies: *Incessant Giggling*

[@swivelshivel6576]

That last bit talking about the struggle of pissing as a man is a conversation I feel like every guy has had in their friend group at least once

[@samyomura]

"so the toilet seat, and the toilet rim didn't line up properly..."-been there too, elis...

[@islandork]

Never before has there been such a relatable piss centered conversation

[@kennyy260]

Another video to watch in the morning with a cup of tea! I can't wait for all the friendly fire and arguing! (I'm willing to bet Jake is the main culprit)

[@flymoolahman2763]

its sunny, woke up feeling great, AND a new WPE ep, this a a good morning

[@BaldunDE]

the only thing that comes to my mind regarding the last conversation is the meme "the council of men approves" :D

[@TheMan21892]

The pee discussion is hilariously relatable

[@connorbowen1768]

The worst one is probably when it splits and goes around the rim. Just straight up misses the toilet entirely.

[@harumaronnet1709]

Need more of this its amazing.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

And the double prong is worse because it's not "left and right", it's "forward and down". It's why I Smooth Criminal lean over toilets. It doesn't prevent it, but it certainly bloody helps!

[@kendrel2099]

That pee convo at the end hits home.

[@reidarnold7998]

I think we've all been there for the pissing between the toilet seat and rim the sad dribble

[@thepizzaman8064]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who experienced the gap between the seat and toilet

[@n0m4r22]

Gotta love how the conversation in the last clip went from an NPC not blinking to Ellis' piss problems.

[@masterotaku6268]

the discussion at the end goes to the ai that doesn't blink to piss what a masterpiece

[@mopule20100]

i've played Battletech and MechWarrior for sooo long, I'm very glad my favorite youtubers are playing it!!